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@CoopRaccoon5 жыл бұрын
That factory whistle at the beginning was just asking for a Yabba Dabba Doo.
@JamaicanCastle5 жыл бұрын
It's just the Bob Honcho telling the Film Crew to get in there and start riffing.
@douglasjohnson43823 жыл бұрын
@@JamaicanCastle Exactly. I can't help but hear the twangy guitar music starting.
@TheVampirePredator6 жыл бұрын
They went HARD on David Carradine. Biggest roasting since Joe Don Baker.
@billhobbs707729 күн бұрын
You obviously haven't seen their riffs on Nick Nolte Watch it, they spend 15 minutes ripping him a new hole
@999apeman7 жыл бұрын
In the grim darkness of the near future, there is only the Katzenjammer Kids.
@ryanbarker52174 ай бұрын
in a vicious gang rivalry with the bowery boys.
@Ammeeeeeeer Жыл бұрын
I love the remote where one button does EVERYTHING! 🤣🤣🤣
@ryanbarker52174 ай бұрын
welcome to 'star wars.'
@JeffreyDeCristofaro6 жыл бұрын
"I invented Presbyterianism, you punk!" "So many Craigslist dates end this way." "You don't want to rush a quip, guys - you only got one shot at it!"
@brianenderle35334 жыл бұрын
“Mr. Clean’s brother, Frank Clean. Loves dirt, hates folding his arms. “😂🤣
@kellyweingart36924 жыл бұрын
“Just relax with a rerun of Kung Fu”
@kellyweingart36924 жыл бұрын
“I was in Starcrash, now look at me” 😂
@flybeep16616 жыл бұрын
Haha these guys didn't let up on Carradine, awesome.
@watchman19826 жыл бұрын
13:25 "Hang on, if this is anything like my place you'll want to give the possum some warning..." LOL, don't know why but this hit my funny bone and I lost it!! I must have hit my Rifftrax critical mass or something.
@pretorious7003 жыл бұрын
David Carradine's blood alcohol level during this "film" never dipped below "coma" level.
@pretorious700 Жыл бұрын
@Toni Ahola It's more like he mailed it in. No way you can look at this performance and see it as anything but perfunctory.
@srbrant5391 Жыл бұрын
It’s at “Boris Yeltsin.”
@maxbrandt67 жыл бұрын
LOL Poor David Carradine, he was the kind of guy to mop up beer using his underwear!
@williammatthews6933 жыл бұрын
I loved the dude! What a way to check out.
@whoohaaXL2 жыл бұрын
"Give me a good beer belly beer, gotta maintain" "I'm not angry I'm just disappointed...and as always blasted on bottom shelf Brandy"
@ThreeBeingOne2 жыл бұрын
Gets me every time.
@whoohaaXL2 жыл бұрын
@@ThreeBeingOne Same, 😂
@spaghettisultan54845 жыл бұрын
"Sergeant Gaybear, General Mustache, Ladyman, and John Stamos"
@monkeymouse7 жыл бұрын
Hey! The glove makes the Okay gesture and nobody says "It stinks"? Five yard penalty!
@dawnsquadgaming7 жыл бұрын
maybe Joel has it copyrighted.
@whoohaaXL2 жыл бұрын
@@dawnsquadgaming I don't know Tom servo during the Mike era was able to get away with it during "a date with your family". Then again that was mst3k and not RiffTrax.
@Mattteus7 жыл бұрын
what's funny is that those old clackety mushroom grey keyboards are more durable than modern keyboards
@graciegj637 жыл бұрын
Mattteus And that's why we don't have em anymore. Consumerism.
@Despondencymusic Жыл бұрын
Confidence with every clack!
@AROBASPARK5 жыл бұрын
You know, watching this riff made me realized I never gave a thought to look for the actor who plays the Bald Henchmen (Robert Tessier). Sad to learn he died in 1990.
@thegardenoffragileegos18457 жыл бұрын
There's simply no way to watch David Carradine and not think of at least one auto erotic asphyxiation joke.
@scitechian6 жыл бұрын
At least they got it out of the way right at the beginning.
@MrBeastsHiddenWorld6 жыл бұрын
It's like everyone caught him.
@KaladinVegapunk5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if you die like that you pretty much have to accept everyone's going to be giving you shit about it for years and it will overshadow anything else you did in life haha
@mikhailwesthallen43565 жыл бұрын
@@KaladinVegapunk yup! It does you no favours
@RustyMuck5 жыл бұрын
Thankfully Bill got the jokes out of the way right at the start and didn’t leave us hanging
@rachelalicea5007 жыл бұрын
Starring Mr. Clean's deadbeat brother Frank Clean.... LOL
@spaghettisultan54844 жыл бұрын
I was thinking Old Man Dave Batista
@shawnfields2369 Жыл бұрын
@@spaghettisultan5484Weirdly enough...me too.
@cronos2225 жыл бұрын
The computer read out in the movie says David Carradine was 40 . but he was born in 1936 and died in 2009 at 72 . This movie was released in Feb. of 1991 so let's say it was made in 1990. so 19 from 72 means he was more like 53 here . Yes I realize it's crazy and probably pointless to figure that all out . lol
@NickHchaos3 жыл бұрын
As someone who's almost 40, he certainly looks like a pretty bad 40 year old in this. The number isn't doing him any favors, in other words.
@DavidLLambertmobile11 ай бұрын
I'm 52. Yikes! 😬, 2023.
@shawnfields2369Ай бұрын
@@DavidLLambertmobileWow, even though the number didn't help out poor David Carradine, he was still a respectable actor, he just starred in a lot of obscure and underrated movies and tv shows. But at least he got to do something like the Kill Bill films. Hey, even after 20+ years, they're still worthwhile movies. And while it IS definitely a shame that such a film/tv show legend like Carradine died in such a compromised position, don't forget that he was an accomplished actor. I mean, the only things I knew him from were the 70's "Kung-Fu", and from the "Kill Bill" movies, but still, this riff is hilarious, and I never knew about these 2 "Future Zone" movies. And now I know why I never heard of them before now...because they were easily forgotten. And also, the big bald guy looks like a white and shiny version of Dave Bautista, or a clone of Mr. Clean's evil twin, even.
@ian_b5 жыл бұрын
David Carradine: Full Throttle.
@KaladinVegapunk3 жыл бұрын
David Carradine and Cameron Mitchell in booze n bullets, drunk justice
@AliceBowieАй бұрын
I love the power(ed) glove. It's §8 bad!
@persephoneee7 жыл бұрын
mano, the hand of fate!
@dantecervantes41625 жыл бұрын
RIGHT!!! I literally "laughed out loud"...now I can use the "lol"
@michaelarojas2 жыл бұрын
I just watched Future Force and bought Future Zone on VHS can't wait to watch the sequel! 📼
@KaladinVegapunk5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I'll never get tired of the junkyard segment This is like the part in a video game where you don't know what to do next.. I've been by this car before, I clicked this door..
@CrowTR0bot5 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: This movie was D.C. Douglas' first ever acting role. As in, the guy who voiced Wesker in RE5 and Kira in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. We all gotta start somewhere I guess.
@moebetta42243 жыл бұрын
Carradine's later career kinda explains ropes, necks, etc.
@horaciosi7 жыл бұрын
The first Mad Max movie looks more futuristic than this
@TheVampirePredator6 жыл бұрын
One Night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble...
@pretorious7003 жыл бұрын
I was in Bangkok that weekend. Nobody even noticed.
@williammatthews6933 жыл бұрын
Poor David Carradine!
@blondesummer79803 жыл бұрын
Tusk!
@DavidLLambertmobile11 ай бұрын
But does a tough guy tumble???
@TheVampirePredator11 ай бұрын
@@pretorious700 There are so many western a-holes trying to be famous there and end up dead in a pool of their own blood, piss, crap, and vomit. What’s one more?
@ChimpFromSpace5 жыл бұрын
Whatever you do, don't die of auto-erotic asphyxiation. All of your accomplishments become instantly irrelevant.
@DavidLLambertmobile11 ай бұрын
Don't joke about the choke!
@Nightweaver14 жыл бұрын
Ah, our old future.
@Kipper57766 жыл бұрын
Film has a definite Laserblastian feel to it
@RustyMuck5 жыл бұрын
Johnny Appleseed It’s a weird hybrid of Mad Max and the Terminator with no budget
@KaladinVegapunk5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha after the best of the worst of this I can't help but laugh at the scene where carradine the actor is stealing shit off her desk and drinking her coffee haha
@thebrokenglasskids51965 жыл бұрын
Henchman or humanoid shark, you decide!
@graciegj637 жыл бұрын
4:30 that looks kinda like the office The Guy From Harlem would have.
@heyitsthatmadhatterperson1173 жыл бұрын
"You and I are in for a marathon session tonight." Poor David had that mindset to the bitter end
@littleteethkeith5 жыл бұрын
To this day I still blame most of society’s problems on C&C Music Factory. It’s an ugly truth most people choose to ignore.
@TheRogueWolf7 жыл бұрын
7:07- the henchman's gun is clearly not loaded. Kinda takes away from the intimidation factor.
@DavidLLambertmobile11 ай бұрын
1991, thug has a 60+ year old German 9mm pistol. The math checks out 🤔.
@attentiondeficitsquirrel76605 жыл бұрын
7:55 a 1987 Nissan Pulsar NX! It must be THE FUTURE!
@DavidLLambertmobile11 ай бұрын
In the future no one can hear you choke yourself while you jerk off....
@johnnylongwong41665 жыл бұрын
They had 3 city blocks to film in and every driving scene was the same street. That's the kind pf movie u get on an $11 budget.
@dantecervantes41625 жыл бұрын
WTF did they spend the $11 on?? ...The Hand of fate patch?
@JamaicanCastle6 жыл бұрын
12:26 Judging by the voice, they must've borrowed that van from Nick Nolte. I guess it getting tracked down by the law and shot at is pretty par for the course at that point.
@maxtew65219 ай бұрын
The disappointed and tanked on bottom shelf brandy bartender is my favorite character.
@RustyMuck5 жыл бұрын
Civilian Operated Police Incorporated = C. O. P. S. Must be _the future_ !!!
@vonzigle7 жыл бұрын
Interesting computers they have in the FUTURE! The most advanced technology available!
@smittywerbinjaegermanjense95547 жыл бұрын
So advanced they only had 3 of them at that time
@Nightweaver14 жыл бұрын
With up to 20k of RAM!
@philipmorris4843 Жыл бұрын
Henchman is Bob Tessier. Many bad guy roles in the sixties through the eighties
@joshuablack82213 жыл бұрын
Why DOES the bad guy work in a principal’s office? 😂
@heyitsthatmadhatterperson1173 жыл бұрын
The film writer (or person that wrote random rubbish) had a tough time in high school 😅🤣
@joshuablack82218 ай бұрын
@@heyitsthatmadhatterperson117💯😂😂
@pretorious7003 жыл бұрын
Seems like in the future we went back to cathode ray tube TV's and computer monitors
@hoomanm68073 жыл бұрын
Robert Tessier (bald henchman) also played Big Jake in Sidehackers.
@Despondencymusic Жыл бұрын
David Carradine looks like old Kevin Sorbo turned young.
@Meltedcheese5676 жыл бұрын
Man DC really let himself go lol
@littleteethkeith5 жыл бұрын
Arthur Aguirre Apparently he didn’t let himself go soon enough.
@mirzaghalib8659 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit this is hilarious!
@johnpendarvis78855 ай бұрын
This movie is hilariously cheaply done. I really like the remotely controlled case with the "power glove" thingy. Clearly bought at home depot, with clasps lacking any electronic connections at all.
@horaciosi7 жыл бұрын
(11:59) Did they just sneak in a Turtles in Time/Sunset Riders beat?
@StanSwan4 жыл бұрын
Get a load of this? So does this mean he snached the pebble from his master's hand?
@jonathanpeden99307 жыл бұрын
Power Glove? I thought it was a gpu cooler...
@RustyMuck5 жыл бұрын
5:56 gets me ever time lololol
@BenVarkentine2 жыл бұрын
I liked the bald guy better when he was Big Jake ("He hit Big Jake!") in Sidehackers.
@TheGamersShade5 жыл бұрын
2:20 Just giving myself a shortcut.
@ZERO_O7X2 жыл бұрын
I was wearing an American flag karate gi while slowly and sexually asphyxiating myself when I first watched this riff because I'm a real patriot. 🇺🇸🦅🥋
@jonathanwashington60836 жыл бұрын
By the way that is indeed DC Douglas
@CrowTR0bot2 жыл бұрын
"You can call me Mike Nelson, I am 53 years old, and live in the Northeast Section of Minnesota, and I have yet to marry. I work as a temp for Gizmonics Institute, during which I watch one 90 minute movie per day, exercising my mental faculties to deliver brilliant zingers at the inanity fed to me by the theater screen. I then take 20 minutes to cry myself to sleep at being trapped in space with robots who don't respect me. Sleepless nights are usually the result of this. "I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."
@thetravelingsteampunkkitty5347 жыл бұрын
People in the future has ponytail and slick back hair
@drumr723 жыл бұрын
Laser Shoe? LOL!!!
@mrkrinkle727 жыл бұрын
Prepare to clutch your mistie hearts like Fred Sanford.....the bald henchman.....is.....BIG JAKE! yup yup!
@auntiea20026 жыл бұрын
mrkrinkle72 he looks like 'Thor' from "Star crash".
@EddieHawkinsII4 жыл бұрын
auntiea2002 Same actor.
@joshuablack82213 жыл бұрын
15:08 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cdavejr49895 жыл бұрын
Biker Police!
@Badvibesdude5 жыл бұрын
The guy at 3:50 looks like Cooper from Deadly Prey.
@Badvibesdude5 жыл бұрын
Because it is. Never mind.
@MacGovernor4 жыл бұрын
Song at 8:27?
@stanmcserr85767 жыл бұрын
Didn't they do the acronym thing on MST3K?
@graciegj637 жыл бұрын
Stan McSerr Where at?
@stanmcserr85767 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bInRhGR4o8ilj68
@felicity47115 жыл бұрын
7:49 The desert
@fantom58942 жыл бұрын
2:08-2:21
@williammatthews6933 жыл бұрын
Kind of a random question but, has anyone here ever remember drinking Like Cola?
@DavidLLambertmobile11 ай бұрын
Like Hell no!
@joshuablack82213 жыл бұрын
12:32 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅
@KaladinVegapunk5 жыл бұрын
Asses and jeans did not get along well in the 80s..or the 70s for that matter ..thankfully fashion has rotated and now weirdly fitting mom jeans, high waisted pants and baggy gross pants are all back in fashion again haha
@Soxfan19985 жыл бұрын
I love you busbe muhh 😍☝🏻
@Roadvirus15 жыл бұрын
16:07 - Racist glove
@manicpixiefangirl41894 жыл бұрын
👌🏽 It stinks!
@mixmastermurphy5 жыл бұрын
Ha. Channels.
@thegreat1007 Жыл бұрын
3:48.. George The Animal Steele before wrestling henchmen extraordinaire
@crazyfvck6 жыл бұрын
Actually, "R.E.P.O.R.T"" stands for Recently Exported Parts Of Rare Turtles ;)
@KarstensCreationsKC6 жыл бұрын
"Asses and jeans just did NOT get along in the eighties" Like HELL they didn't. Two words: Samantha Fox
@kellyweingart36924 жыл бұрын
“That’s like doin’ the splits on a car in a Whitesnake video money”
@kellyweingart36923 жыл бұрын
“Your glove’s gay” “What was that?” “Have a lovely day”
@joshuablack82218 ай бұрын
Uh, no, dude 😂 she didn’t even have thighs back then ☠️
@thegreat1007 Жыл бұрын
4:21..don muraco???
@hewh0wearspants3 жыл бұрын
Hey waitaminnit, the Bald Henchman also played Thor (not that one) in Starcrash! I'd recognize that squinty round visage anywhere!