HAHAHAHAHAH! this is worth the cost of membership. I literally saw your mind sizzle when you lost not 1 , but 2 Sheoldreds in a row to a gum drop poisoner. i KNEW you had to build this and i'm SO glad you did!
@covertgoblue10 ай бұрын
Exactly!
@jesseknorr803710 ай бұрын
Felt like falling out of my chair to that, they COOKED dude
@Asiis10 ай бұрын
He had The End on hand and the mana to cast it. That was on him
@surtrpicks10 ай бұрын
Yeah, just knew he would after his reaction during match.
@jjangles10 ай бұрын
Built this a little bit ago (small differences), and am loving the results. It is a sweet deck in the mono-red meta.
@KodasGarden10 ай бұрын
Hahaha I knew this was coming based off the "I think I'm in love" statement yesterday 😂
@RenanTheBoss2110 ай бұрын
i need to say this, i'm in love with this deck, from the moment it clowned CGB to CGB making it a better versions and destroying all the mono reds in the world, i love this deck
@FRIGIDxHEARTS10 ай бұрын
That is the greatest intro ever. I'm with you 100%, CGB! 75% of my daily matches are against mono red, mono white, and selesnya enchantments. It's an absolute nightmare.
@reidyo540410 ай бұрын
This is the kind of deck you build and then never see mono red again 😂
@alexmachin33010 ай бұрын
So true 😂. I tried mill for the 1st time awhile ago and ran into a 200 card deck the very next game
@NaughtyShrink10 ай бұрын
Sounds great. I'll gladly play at sub 50% win rate with tons of bad matchups if I never have to see mono red again.
@napoearth10 ай бұрын
I like when the Golgari dude rage quits when you play a card that he played on you earlier.
@Demios10110 ай бұрын
CGB then: Life gain is trash. CGB now: I bet this clowns mono red. CGB now: I'm in love. I feel you CGB, I feel you.
@AlmightySquirel10 ай бұрын
I have cried twice in my life. Once when CGB outed me as being in a facebook group (not mono red f those guys), and once when I heard CGB sing for the voice - most beautiful moment of my life.
@danielquigley269510 ай бұрын
40:36 -- most brutal beating of mono Red I've seen in a while 😅
@davidaschaeppi10 ай бұрын
"No blocks, that's how little I respect you!"❤😂👏 41:48 legendary
@voltcorp10 ай бұрын
that game at 20:20 was when I realized I fully bought into anti-mono-red hate. I was truly laughing out loud when you swang back from 1.
@lancelee33810 ай бұрын
I started playing Magic doing limited in Wilds of Eldraine. My favorite color combo by a margin is red/blue. I started watching constructed (or modern or whatever you call this format) sometime before Lost Caverns of Ixalan, and this video has the first red/blue deck I’ve seen on ladder. And my youtuber was talking shit about it the whole game D: Great video tho! I found someone new I like to watch
@gregw573110 ай бұрын
Saw the live stream for this, it was so fun to watch him slap around mono red.
@Hylianlink5104710 ай бұрын
The Clerks reference was on point hahahaha. Loved it
@KevinMainero10 ай бұрын
6:51 opp should've put the rage on the swiftspear and strike your face for lethal
@TheZombiegenesis10 ай бұрын
I did craft this deck and it was a blast to play. Though I don't seem to hit mono-red as much as you do. Still, I've gotten my life up to just crazy amounts. LOL
@ayan.rodrigo10 ай бұрын
You just know you won't ever face monored if you use this deck
@wiegieman10 ай бұрын
"Monastery Swiftspear" scans the same as "Thunderbolts and Lightning"
@timlane674210 ай бұрын
Love your enthusiasm for anti-red! Maybe you can repeat this one whenever you have a bad day lol
@thosewhoslaytogetherstayto341210 ай бұрын
Lol, the Facebook group rant was so funny.
@Red_Mag310 ай бұрын
I got Facebook ads on this video just before he did
@CraftNMagic10 ай бұрын
So who started a CGB Facebook group and can I get an invite?
@Wolfeson2810 ай бұрын
1:37 That sounded suspiciously like a QUESTION! :)
@bwild4010 ай бұрын
That game one was amazing!! That was some of the most fun i've had watching standard in months!!! Great job!
@jza8810 ай бұрын
I crafted this deck (with a few adjustments). Played 15 games…saw mono red exactly ONE TIME. The rest of the time I was matched against control. Matchmaking algorithm is totally fine. 🥴
@chiefenumclaw796010 ай бұрын
It's why I stopped playing. If you're playing a graveyard strategy, you'll play against the 1 deck that exiles your graveyard.
@kjmergen10 ай бұрын
@chiefenumclaw7960 Wow, your life must be a miserable one. I'll pray for you.
@ThatoneGuy-zd4rl10 ай бұрын
I love this intro. CGB has a soul akin to my own. The seething hatred I feel towards monored is unmatched. I would drown my own son if I found out he played monored.
@samuraicupcake28910 ай бұрын
11:50 We need more bangers like This Is Monored 😂
@adamc34428 ай бұрын
24:32 The mono red player be like: *confused unga bunga*
@erickschusterdeoliveira266210 ай бұрын
Amalia is genuinely one of my favourite cards ever, not only is it pseudo-card draw in Orzhov, it's also a lifegain payoff, a card that pumps itself with said lifegain, AND the girl itself is an absolute princess. Just beautiful all around.
@thor82ak10 ай бұрын
CGB found his groove! Finally wrecking MONO REDs day. Such a lovely addition to standard.
@Oso-Gaming10 ай бұрын
I've gotten Amalia to pop in standard. It's pretty great; especially when your voice of the blessed has 10 +1 counters on it and survives as well.
@Oso-Gaming10 ай бұрын
@@EggsAreGood55 It gains indestructible after 10 +1/+1 counters
@Zacama_2710 ай бұрын
@@EggsAreGood5510 counters on Voice gives it indestructible
@DamSF10 ай бұрын
@@EggsAreGood55 it gains indestructible at 10 +1 counters
@Anarion84810 ай бұрын
@@EggsAreGood55 it becomes indestructible
@natewaters34410 ай бұрын
Love it. Have a deck similar to this, might I suggest trying to shoehorn in some Roaming Thrones? That's how you can get Amailia to pop off at 20 counters.
@AzazelReborn8110 ай бұрын
The closing comment is very important to me. I’m happy to see it has a high win rate against stupid monored. To be honest I’m so sick of having to face monored (last week I had 90% of the matches against monored, no matter what deck I’d play), that it got me sick of standard and I turned to Timeless. I hope standard gets many monored vs orzhov lifegain so maybe monored players will stop playing this stupid no-brainer. I know my hopes and expectations are probably too high but… we never know, right? Thanks once again for the great content, CGB. Much appreciated.
@Joseph12510 ай бұрын
Big fan of the Izzet prowess deck, that's exactly the sort of thing I'd try to run. The first deck I built on arena was terrible BW lifegain with pridemate. Now BW lifegain is cleaning up with voice and amalia. My little baby's all grown up.
@cameronglines737810 ай бұрын
THIS IS THE CGB IVE BEEN MISSING!!! What a legendary video
@jabbathepunk513510 ай бұрын
god damn!!! I farmed some mono red and it felt gooooood
@Nick_Fury_112710 ай бұрын
😂
@mattmcfarland34919 ай бұрын
I was short a couple rare wildcards for Extraction Specialist and decided to replace it with two Kaya, Spirits Justice i had. It has a lot of interaction with this deck, what do you think?
@Acradus10 ай бұрын
Abzan and just adding the rotpriest would compleatly tilt opponents too. Just more wincons, im curious if the mana can work for that though
@PinkReaper110 ай бұрын
I built this deck a few days ago with a one of Serra Paragon and the new 3 drop that doubles triggers for creatures with power 2 or less. Paragon is obviously just good for if you run into a lot of early removal but also if you have to sac your case it can instantly get it back
@XYBeautiful10 ай бұрын
To think CGB was just giving his retirement speech the other day, then he comes out with this absolute banger
@henrygandelman10 ай бұрын
It's been years since I last played Arena, but I rememeber playing a lot of Orzhov lifegain last time we were in Ravnica. I did not get such nice stats, but monored was pretty dominant then as well, and it also got smashed by lifegain
@Sitalolita10 ай бұрын
Yeah once I saw the game against this similar deck, I had a feeling we'd see it! Awesome.
@l33tminion10 ай бұрын
Mono-red always comes out when a new set comes around because that's an ideal time for players to try out new exciting ways to lose to mono-red.
@brettgt42010 ай бұрын
I haven't seen you have this much fun in a long time!
@orionwhite842910 ай бұрын
Funny yesterday I went back to look at your Amalia deck from last season that was really good already and though oh wow this new Case would work great along with Delaney, I guess Delaney may not be extraction specialist but both work well.
@ashleyhamilton506410 ай бұрын
I actually like this deck alot. The synergies are fun and it isn't wheel spinning like some life gain decks. Definitely makes me want to build Amalia in Commander.
@darylcouston554810 ай бұрын
What a great rant on mono red scrubs. Loved it.😂😂😂
@Asiis10 ай бұрын
I have crafted this deck and I'm at platinum with a 40 game streak of ZERO MONO RED OPPONENTS. My win rate is terrible but at least I don't get to see them. Thank you, CGB!
@EclipseShadowScale10 ай бұрын
i still dont know why kumono doesn't the text of... you know... kumono. When a creature delt damage by kumono would die this turn exile it instead.
@lakashii10 ай бұрын
Monastery Swiftspear Up in here. When it hits me It'll disappear!
@zsoltnagy399110 ай бұрын
This deck was made to crush your mono-red enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. I am just kidding. Mono-red players have no women. 😎
@xKingxTitus10 ай бұрын
CGB you should definitely play this deck again! So fun to watch a happy CGB clown on mono red
@nik837810 ай бұрын
The meter doesn’t work but you can cram a ‘Monastary Swiftspear’ into an ‘Evil Woman’ chorus. If ELO’s gonna squeeze that ‘Evil’ for more syllables than it’s worth what’s a few more?
@FilmColossus10 ай бұрын
The voice joke is one of your best ever
@adamkampia10 ай бұрын
If I try this deck, will the fine matchmaker ever let me play mono red again? NO QUESTIONS!
@HiroProtaganist10 ай бұрын
I love seeing you shit on mono red, but I am hotly anticipating your updated Esper control deck!
@Random2779010 ай бұрын
I love that this lifegain is so much more thoughtful than the angel based one we had during Kaldheim.
@venger570510 ай бұрын
100% this. CGB nailed this one lmao.
@moralnexus10 ай бұрын
The Matchmaker hath decreed that lifegain gets to farm mono red! The only video this year when CBG gets his ideal matchup for this deck.
@floppyslot10 ай бұрын
Monastery Swiftspear, go and get yourself a beer, raise your hands and shout a cheer, grab yourself another beer
@ironlight268910 ай бұрын
Hell yeah I'm on facebook groups! Not only did I get a nice camping chair from them, but the remaining few meme groups are actually pretty decent
@SirFatCatt10 ай бұрын
CGB, please try the new blue case spell for a mono blue poison deck. It is incredibly strong.
@kylegetspwnt10 ай бұрын
I am definitely in local Facebook groups. Take that CGB. No shame.
@Mithralpanda10 ай бұрын
What does CGB mean by "on the play"?
@Disentropic110 ай бұрын
It means you have the first turn as opposed to going second with one extra draw.
@lambda673610 ай бұрын
Satisfying. Destroys mono-red. Glorious.
@myblujl750310 ай бұрын
Every new set, mono-red sees a massive uptick in people playing. Take advantage of it!
@somekindadragon341410 ай бұрын
It’s really good to see how new cards inject life into Standard. I know how hard it is with the meta so stale.
@rhysbenson206110 ай бұрын
6:28 Match 1 opponent missed lethal. If he used rage on an unblocked creature plus lightning strike to face that would be 13 damage.
@Variant23110 ай бұрын
The best part of this video was watching your pure joy of playing the game 😂
@drenth2710 ай бұрын
The day before the set dropped, I kinda put this together and felt like I was riding a rocketship with all the racking I was gaining fast.
@andree941210 ай бұрын
problem is theres a good mix of control and mono red, so you prob end up just going 50% against the field
@RollingCalf8 ай бұрын
I am incapable of making a proper monored deck. I always end up making some slow aberration that can't ignite
@victimizeakaboomsta899510 ай бұрын
Imagine playing zero new cards after a new set came out like mono red players do. I had a great childhood so I myself can’t imagine it. 😂
@Azflip15110 ай бұрын
"I bet they have a Facebook group" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheRadradrobot7 ай бұрын
You’re not wrong. Haha. Still see you stroking a cat made of magic cards.
@SeppukuDoll10 ай бұрын
21 minutes ago, and there's already sweaty nerds playing this against my Azorius Mill. It's cool when you do it, not them!
@AlmaWolfborn10 ай бұрын
No mono red players live on my space with their Lord and saviour Tom😂
@alexfisher204310 ай бұрын
Ghostbusters II river of slime flowing under your house.
@voronovychda10 ай бұрын
From the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU! Hate monored with passion
@samuraicupcake28910 ай бұрын
38:54 bro isn't attacking cuz Emperor exists 😆
@daniduc10 ай бұрын
I have a monoblack deck called Farm MonoRed, which has a 100% WR against monored, doesn't matter on the play or on the draw. of course, this deck gets clowned in the ladder, because it loses to most everything else, but it is perfect to farm gems and packs in standard events, which are like 70% monored.
@Guevon_Pajaro10 ай бұрын
Having a new cleric class against monored is busted. I've already been playing this deck, and it's a fun one
@haggleboggle10 ай бұрын
CGB praising a mono red player. Never thought I would see the day.
@piotrjasik283510 ай бұрын
Oh wow, I have a very similar list in paper standard, was gonna run it in this season :D
@chrisbartlett976910 ай бұрын
i love your content, and i always thought, at first, that the hatred of red was just hyperbole.....but after much arena time logged, i realize that it comes from the heart, as well why its there. and i totally agree, im done with them. from this point forward, i will never miss a chance to wreck red at any cost, even losing to literally everything else. and even the decks that arent designed to do only that will still have a few hate pieces just on principle. keep fighting the good fight.
@willswengel911310 ай бұрын
Tell me more about this couch, CGB. I’m interested 😊
@moralnexus10 ай бұрын
if this is anti-agro, I prefer adding the 3-mana 2/4 flyer that domes the opp for 3 and draws you a card every time they attack with 2+ creatures.
@trevtev10 ай бұрын
Honestly been so much red I've started to put obliteratetor in all my decks recently
@alias37410 ай бұрын
6:45 mono red had lethal and punted
@traviscolston937310 ай бұрын
Show them where to stick that lightning strike 😂
@aelp241310 ай бұрын
The intros are getting better. I love it. Lifegain is also doing some work in Bo3 with the rise of boros
@IInTheFace10 ай бұрын
I'm just now catching up on your videos since the hot tub video, welcome home!
@z426210 ай бұрын
So glad to see life gain decks have gotten some new tools at their disposal.
@haydndavis675310 ай бұрын
I will like every video from now on:) cgb forever
@iwantcheesypuffs10 ай бұрын
Mono red drowning in the cries of their own fire vomit. Love it!
@clydehartle952010 ай бұрын
I uate Mono Red so bad (I play Blue/White Control, so I tend to get run over by them), so watching CGB own them is so satisfying to me.
@jacobcisneros773110 ай бұрын
Beating mono red on the draw when they had the nuts was wild
@ethanhammond595010 ай бұрын
if i had the wildcards id be playing this all day every day this deck looks so fun
@hastat732210 ай бұрын
I wonder if red players will start adding Giant Cindermaw to their deck, or even splashing some black for Knight of Dusk Shadow if this deck ever becomes popular (and it should).
@BRANDORILEY10 ай бұрын
Omg yes cgb I’m so happy you played this
@GTAjedi10 ай бұрын
It's almost like you need more than 4 of a build around mechanic to build around it...
@casinoboy887110 ай бұрын
You got attack with the creature you extracted lmao😂