Do u need a primal ancient weapon? THE ANICENT FURNACE Pog
@Zhantzher6 жыл бұрын
"We do this in the name of art"
@EnycmaPie6 жыл бұрын
This build deals dps to the server instead.
@DeivixLV6 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment!
@xeraliZe6 жыл бұрын
+1 Internet
@pitfriend6 жыл бұрын
damage per server
@Brad9336 жыл бұрын
Disconnections per second.
@petrkulhavy62466 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Volvith6 жыл бұрын
+ "What's your DPS?" - "IDK, about a legion of enemies and 3 to 4 bosses per second?" + "... wha... in numbers please?" - "3 servers per minute? :D"
@RiftZM6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@crit-c46376 жыл бұрын
Omg lul.
@Noah-kd6lq5 жыл бұрын
I audibly laughed as soon as he turned against the servers
@Nesot5 жыл бұрын
“A Legion of enemies”, are you from the future?
@slothnumber12575 жыл бұрын
@@Nesot (edited)
@ciaphas37946 жыл бұрын
wow, you actually *beat* path of exile i'm impressed
@raikaria30906 жыл бұрын
A new meaning to beating the game.
@LightOfDarknes16 жыл бұрын
he was exiled alright, exiled out of the server.
@martinmikkelsen81835 жыл бұрын
@@raikaria3090 what are you talking about? is there another way to beat a game? oh you mean getting to the last boss in game and beating him? if that was the goal of the game then why would you need skilltrees and costumization? naw,.. the goal of the game is to figure out something that other people want to copy...
@S4BRETOOTH6 жыл бұрын
Meme builds are the real end game.
@NoConsequenc36 жыл бұрын
People will think you're joking but you're 100% correct
@Mykulveli6 жыл бұрын
Breaking the game, is the game.
@Mordewolt6 жыл бұрын
Oh you sweet innocent child. The real end game is the meme leveling builds.
@IETass6 жыл бұрын
This is actually holy prophecy
@Sam-vi2ho5 жыл бұрын
honestly, unironically true maximise fun by breaking endgame is what modern games lack, the quest for balance makes players quit boring ass games
@Ssaps6 жыл бұрын
so its not ddos its just your build
@petermueller1626 жыл бұрын
Ug, you beat me to it
@TwilightFlower96 жыл бұрын
this build looks like a DDoS to GGG because of the sheer amount of packets
@satibel6 жыл бұрын
"you got disconnected : too many actions"
@livedandletdie6 жыл бұрын
Now if only we could get like 10% of the server populations to play this build...
@johnnycash75755 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@Xener096 жыл бұрын
so the point of POE seems to be put all your brain into building your character so you have to use as little of your brain to play it.
@KenjaTimu6 жыл бұрын
And to ignore all the loot and run through faster. The more riches you take from the ground the poorer you will be.
@marianpazdzioch66326 жыл бұрын
Creating build in POE is like solving the puzzle you while knowing 1% of the pieces. With all unique items, jewels, etc. It feels like you need to study for a year to do anything sensual.
@snugglyjeff2146 жыл бұрын
@@marianpazdzioch6632 the trick is to make 5-10 good builds using other people's build guides. From there you get a sense of why certain nodes are taken, how a lot of unique mods work and interact, and what is actually fast clearing enough and/or good for bossing.Then you can start digging in to making your own from scratch.
@livedandletdie6 жыл бұрын
The trick is to Buy 20~ish currency tabs, 40 4x stash tabs, 4 or 5 Map tabs, 2 Div stash tabs, 3-4 fragment tabs, and a 2-3 essence tabs. So you can fit all the junk you'll gonna pick up.
@doktoracula70176 жыл бұрын
That's the point of almost every fucking game and activity, putting your brain into it to not put your brain into it later.
@ThanksIfYourReadIt6 жыл бұрын
Sooo DPS is now Disconnects Per Second?
@goddard00116 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHHA I FKIN LOVE IT :D new meaning to dps :D
@Proovid3r5 жыл бұрын
Underrated 😂🖐
@isAfuchs3 жыл бұрын
i cant handle this, its too funny
@aldoard6 жыл бұрын
Damage can be measured in bosses per second XD
@tarotaro69336 жыл бұрын
nice BPS
@livedandletdie6 жыл бұрын
Red Tier Maps wasted per hour is a scary stat.
@norokelt5 жыл бұрын
made my day too :D
@1014p3 жыл бұрын
This was a funny line.
@EngineeringEternity6 жыл бұрын
So should I steal THIS build for my next guide?
@ei385126 жыл бұрын
Absolutely yes
@tylerpendergast78996 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@crazytank2976 жыл бұрын
please
@zebulonbare3266 жыл бұрын
Steal this please.
@TheCreedEvolution6 жыл бұрын
do it
@maryamanda80426 жыл бұрын
"fight the server itself" = a small sliver of self awareness, a whiff of the Singularity
@nawawii37506 жыл бұрын
That's taken right out of Nier Automata ending! Fight the devi!
@kxmode6 жыл бұрын
Divide by zero and survive
@mutantemolina37086 жыл бұрын
This was inspired. Enjoyable intonation and diction, clever writing. Both the build and its presentation put a big smile on my face. Great job.
@zealiskander6 жыл бұрын
If you like this kind of intonation and diction, I'd recommend checking out SsethTzeentach!
@Mperalta976 жыл бұрын
This video is basically a low budget Sseth
@mutantemolina37086 жыл бұрын
@@zealiskander Oh yes i know about him. Legendary Memes, a true creative mastermind. I play since OB ;) Thanks for mentioning him anyways, high quality content indeed.
@Slipperyjim86 жыл бұрын
Shiiiiit I'm going to have to play this next league.
@scrappylikemetal6 жыл бұрын
Do it!
@Sarahmint6 жыл бұрын
Oh, you masochist.
@ProvaBeK6 жыл бұрын
As long as it doesn't require a poet's pen
@maxhax3676 жыл бұрын
Disintegrator versions always felt a bit squishy to me. I run similar build at least once per league and with 2x razor of the seventh sun the survival rate increases by a huge margin
@magicalgirl12966 жыл бұрын
That's quite a movie trailer voice.
@DanboReviews6 жыл бұрын
I'm quite hard from listening to the voice 👌😩
@Osiwan9606 жыл бұрын
"in a world...." XD
@nicodemuswhodak5366 жыл бұрын
Please do youtube version of mst3000
@yenotguilty8915 жыл бұрын
It was, wasn't it.
@chipskylark55004 жыл бұрын
I nutted
@theburgundynetwork34325 жыл бұрын
The only build that'll get your exile exiled from wreaclast
@pixelsgetme50926 жыл бұрын
I love everything about this. The build, the voice, the reason, the sheer forbiddenness of this build. Freaking gloriously well done!
@nerulon0896 жыл бұрын
Solution : EVEN MORE DAMAGE !
@Mic_Glow6 жыл бұрын
When in doubt: C4
@ehawk79216 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the solution to every first world problem. ;-)
@TheArnoldification6 жыл бұрын
just use more poison stacks 4head
@SpudNug695 жыл бұрын
Nearly always the solution 😂
@andreashandinberntsson4428 Жыл бұрын
I had to go back trough all your videos, to make sure that I had liked all of them. You make the most niched and absurd content. When you started to make music to your videos, I knew that this would become something special. And I live it!
@MannyXVIII5 жыл бұрын
this has to be the best video of path of exile I have ever seen ... the voice, the editing ... I am glad you made more videos. Keep them coming!
@corereject57966 жыл бұрын
God bless your fine work exile.
@Willias6 жыл бұрын
“There is only one solution to this problem, and it is not play something else, it is to do even more damage.” Ah yes, the DPS ouroboros, I know it well.
@OtterSeaborne89016 жыл бұрын
For the record, DoT calculations (and almost everything else) are server-side and client lag doesn't affect it. It's just too many calculations for one instance shard to handle, and as the server gets overwhelmed, it causes increased latency, which causes accelerated visual catch-up on your client, which causes a frame dip due to the burst of spell animations. If calculations were client side, you'd see way more hacking and frame-rate-manipulation glitches going on.
@mutantemolina37086 жыл бұрын
Interesting, thanks for sharing.
@figa55676 жыл бұрын
@@mutantemolina3708 yeah this used to be all that GGG ever talked about back in open beta for advertising the game. "There wont be any hacking because the server does all the calculating to make sure what the client sends is valid" Well... double edged sword :)
@NATIK0016 жыл бұрын
They are made both server side and client side as he mentioned, they are then synced either constantly on lock-step or when possible otherwise. The server has final say in what is correct or not regardless, so yes the server is in control, but the keep up with the server more seamlessly the client also calculates shit.
@figa55676 жыл бұрын
@@NATIK001 Yes... purely for predictive mode.
@Chillst0rm6 жыл бұрын
someone clearly failed to listen properly how the client and server are both doing the calculations and the server is doing a final (( checksum )) on all calculations, this is done so during lag moments client side calculations can happen in (( simulated server side real time )) so you dont just freeze in place, but the server still always has the FINAL say / check on calculations. It's just a cleaver way of not making players freeze in place during lag, because our client isn't sitting and waiting for the server's calculation responses. But as this man has demonstrated it also has a pitfall haha.
@sowhanQ6 жыл бұрын
I laughed so loud my wife stared at me . . I mean my Anime body pillow Kappa
@whateverppl12296 жыл бұрын
so basically you started laughing, looked around and your pillow so happen to be propped up in a manner that it was looking at you? i wonder what you where doing last night 0.o
@ian79166 жыл бұрын
Catch 憨憨
@Jinzouningen176 жыл бұрын
@@whateverppl1229 "so happened"
@melkorrealmz45266 жыл бұрын
@ShapeshifterAT huge gay confirmed
@livedandletdie6 жыл бұрын
I don't think he needs to prop up his Dakimakura... I think it stands for itself by now.
@Kiran-yx7ji5 жыл бұрын
Measuring your damage in bosses per second is the most metal thing I've ever heard
@Leodigarius5 жыл бұрын
Build has achieved listing by GGG and titled the favorite of the Technical Director. It's just that good.
@alilweeb76844 жыл бұрын
They actually reworked eye of innocence so that build could never be made again. They were scared of the ultimate power
@HEXZ0R-Ай бұрын
cant wait to see if something stupidly fun like this could be possible in poe2
@Take_The_Ride6 жыл бұрын
But will it play on my phone?
@Fightesst6 жыл бұрын
You got a phone?
@stephanhavicon36286 жыл бұрын
@@Fightesst Do you got guys not have phones? XD
@izaruburs93896 жыл бұрын
Only if your Phone uses an Intel 80186 to process the game.
@sten321446 жыл бұрын
No but i have an exciting news for You!! You can play Diablo Immortal instead!! :D
@Freekywill6 жыл бұрын
This comment was clever, but all of the replies ruined the joke.
@Mralonovadia222 жыл бұрын
I think that this is the first time I've noticed the change in your voice just from trying to explain Giga-Amount of things on your build in a short window. Still amazing.
@NikolaMil5 жыл бұрын
SEETH WE THE MERCHANTS GUILD FINALLY FOUND YOU
@FallenTemplar6 жыл бұрын
Now I know why servers were DDOSed recently
@yenotguilty8915 жыл бұрын
Yeah haha
@khazzen6 жыл бұрын
You should be working on warp drive engine.
@ElvenMans6 жыл бұрын
@sc2umsmaker This reminds me of the scene from Spaceballs where Vader orders to go "Ludicrous Speed" lol. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5ioYWSphM2tsJI
@bufan71774 жыл бұрын
[omnissiah wants to know your location]
@catmasterOP6 жыл бұрын
Best PoE video in a while! Awesome work!
@AnonymousZaoGaming6 жыл бұрын
More DOTS more DOTS more DOTS, okay stop DOTS. Seriously, stop DOTS.
@asmira41906 жыл бұрын
Chris keeps giving the man a fucking 50dkp minus and he keeps on trucking
@protone20125 жыл бұрын
It's probably too late, but formula at 3:53 is a "Batman Equasion" as it's graph is a Batman logo. And I don't think this nerd took it for random.
@Dojyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan6 жыл бұрын
Reminiscent of Sseth. I dig it.
@augustuswade97816 жыл бұрын
When newbies like me was struggling to survive you guys had already begun taking down the server. GG
@nullifier_6 жыл бұрын
I don't even play PoE and I was like... BOI.
@scatheroy6 жыл бұрын
I haven't played this game in years. Watching this video was far more fun than playing the game itself. You, good sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. Melt on!
@daffyd17696 жыл бұрын
Awesome build and flawlessly explained :)
@XerexB6 жыл бұрын
this video is one of the greatest things i've seen lately lol. amazing work on the editing, script, and pure memes put into this man :)
@jungleinsectspikewall44745 жыл бұрын
First you ignite the enemy then your entire pc
@OneBiasedOpinion6 жыл бұрын
This is glorious. Also wonderful narration and editing.
@zzurge11736 жыл бұрын
Redefining meta builds to combating servers in reality,theres a sort of beauty to this whole scenario
@kamiskam4203 жыл бұрын
KZbin recommendations coming in clutch.
@loganmoore8585 жыл бұрын
I don't even know who Chris Wilson is(some game dev I'm guessing)but that joke just got you one more subscriber :)
@Velgan836 жыл бұрын
now THIS is the content creator I was looking for! Instasubbed lmao, keep on good work dude, you made me have a good laugh!
@holyshiet787 Жыл бұрын
Jousis played Wardloop before it was mainstream
@kori55526 жыл бұрын
As you mentioned poison and the music began to play, my desktop wallpaper switched to the darkest and most brutal wallpaper I have in the queue.
@ov3rkill6 жыл бұрын
Now I know why the server lags in the last few days. It's not DDOS, it's this build. xD
@TheschwartzB6 жыл бұрын
This is the single most glorious video I have had the good fortune to witness. Thank you and God bless.
@clarkecorvo26926 жыл бұрын
"the soloution is simply even more damage" somebody that understands me!
@ChiefToad6 жыл бұрын
Very entertaining. Thanks for taking the time to make this.
@JuiceT2Brew6 жыл бұрын
I think the title should change to : How to know if your com is suitable to play POE
@kikikillian12084 жыл бұрын
remembers me of a story my teacher told me, that when counter attacks were first released in Everquest 2, the ability triggered itself, and some monsters got that ability. so whenever you hit that monster, it pulled out its "no u" card, triggering your own "no u" card, triggering theirs, and so on. this eventually resulted in a literal fire outburst on their servers, so the game was inaccesable for quite some time and players had to wait for the servers to be replaced xD
@DiamondSlicer016 жыл бұрын
I think predictive network mode instead of lock step might help with your server lag.
@figa55676 жыл бұрын
More or less. you'd experience gigantic amounts of rubber banding. Ultimately, latency is latency. Predictive will make the game feel smooth and randomly teleport you around, predictive will literally freeze the game for the frames where it doesn't get a response
@SifArtorias6 жыл бұрын
@@figa5567 You said predictive twice. You meant lockstep the second time, didn't you. But yes you're correct.
@figa55676 жыл бұрын
Sif oopsie :p
@MrCMaccc6 жыл бұрын
This just popped up on my suggested videos And I'm glad it did. This is making me redownload PoE so there's that
@daanm38696 жыл бұрын
I played this game for like 10 hours, but this video is just really interesting
@DigitalDudeOfficial6 жыл бұрын
@anonymous guy "I also seem to be able to run through maps really easily." BTW around 10hours playtime. okay dude :D
@DigitalDudeOfficial6 жыл бұрын
@anonymous guy when you say you run through maps i thought you talking about endgame. Because after act10 you running maps. So the way up to t16 maps and shaper or uelder kills will change your mind i guess ;)
@neXIITem6 жыл бұрын
@anonymous guy so many new players choose necromancer first, but those builds are quite boring unless you know what you are doing and play around certain mechanics.
@legacy-of-marsh94053 жыл бұрын
it's that, "We must now turn our fight to the game server itself" that sold me
@redthorne11296 жыл бұрын
This happens when you have arc/ball lightning in poet's pens and fire directly into a pack with the invincible mod. Generally, it'll slow, then completely freeze for 2-4 seconds (until the elite causing the invincibility has died), followed by a giant explosion and resuming normal speed. Doing it against a pack around one of the invincibility shrines though, has frozen my game for 10+ seconds and even crashed it once :D
@razyielridiculous69826 жыл бұрын
For obvious reasons I really want to test this out on my own xD - great piece of art mate :D
@mineskullhd26926 жыл бұрын
when no foe can best you youre simply doomed to challenge existence itself the gameserver
@1nekrus4 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Forbidden Build the first. You brought Jousis to His (in)fame. So we all hope you get resurecter
@naswinger6 жыл бұрын
glorious!
@DJMetalstone4 жыл бұрын
Normal people try too beat path of exile , you were actually beating up path of exile :) love it !
@fekorak6 жыл бұрын
OMGItsJousis "Imma try this new build" GGG "OMG we are under DDos attack"
@raduradu97805 жыл бұрын
This makes so much more sense with the 3.9 trailer
@stephen33796 жыл бұрын
I am sad you don't have more build guides
@machinech1836 жыл бұрын
Single GREATEST thing I've seen all week, I thank you!
@Wolkenviech6 жыл бұрын
This is gold.
@zero-chess78982 жыл бұрын
I recently made the build on my own, got pretty surprised when i recived a Mail from GGG's support telling me to delete the character or else i'll have to pay for the next server to be burnt by it.
@mariuscatalin59822 жыл бұрын
get a vpn,make burner account make an evenmore cancerous buiild ASSERT DOMINANCE
@bert75606 жыл бұрын
imagine 100 "exiles" using this build at the same time.
@SapphireAegis5 жыл бұрын
Path of Exile is a game that I love watching insane videos of but hate actually playing. Thank you for this insanity.
@Volvith6 жыл бұрын
That moment when you create a build that is essentially able to DDoS a server. ... OOF.
@Schmidteren6 жыл бұрын
So I had build idea like this. Then thought about performance. Then went no.
@RickReasonnz6 жыл бұрын
Oh, that was BRILLIANT! Love every intonation of the word HOWEVER...
@IdotAround6 жыл бұрын
I actually had a build that was similar...in the sense that I can crash the instance. In retrospect, it also had 0 damage output. It was actually one of my favorite builds T_T
@cabooseknight4626 жыл бұрын
I love the narration! Oddly sounds like Ryhkker's voice
@coolshadez2436 жыл бұрын
how does this guy not have more subs?
@OMGItsJousis6 жыл бұрын
Because this is my first video that isn't garbage lol. I've gained about 60% of my subs from this video alone.
@coolshadez2436 жыл бұрын
@@OMGItsJousis I'm not gonna lie, I've watched this video a few times now. Its that good.
@457Deniz4576 жыл бұрын
@@OMGItsJousis Well at least u know ur potential now :D
@LJCyrus16 жыл бұрын
To be fair, this is a really great video, even if you don't play POE. Although I do, and now I want to try it. Probably have to be in standard though, I don't have the currency in the current challenge league.
@antaresmaelstrom53656 жыл бұрын
I actually built the crappy old afk build fire version (now using 2 razors of the seventh sun because of the changes to it) and am very much enjoying it in betrayal. Syndicate fights are a breeze because all i have to do is stand still as they spawn minions to fuel my ignites. I only came to that decision because I saw this video, so once I have enough currency and my elementalist doesn't cut it anymore, I'll make an assassin and then play this build. I just love it.
@toughrei27626 жыл бұрын
Is this viable 3.5 league starter build?
@ChannelReuploads94516 жыл бұрын
Until the servers start crashing.
@asmira41906 жыл бұрын
Technically no since you need a disentigrator
@oreokid101v25 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this might be the greatest thing I've ever seen you absolute mad lad
@ilhanstyl6 жыл бұрын
over 150.000ppl have seen this video...the next league will be fun
@sinteleon6 жыл бұрын
Nah, all the required gear will just be way more expensive. Hooray for capitalism.
@JinFreeks6 жыл бұрын
I don't even play this game (tho I do understand it's mechanics for two very talkativ friends of mine are into it) and this video still made be laught several times. Good Job mister the video maker.
@kromavortex56026 жыл бұрын
How many servers per second can this build do?
@youdontknowme29136 жыл бұрын
I chuckled too hard lol
@mono_vt5 жыл бұрын
"...yes."
@vaselinator4 жыл бұрын
I come back here from time to time and have a good laugh. Amazing video
@__Matt6 жыл бұрын
Art.
@fredrikhammerdahl87696 жыл бұрын
Genius man :D Gave me a good laugh ^^ Looking forward to further fun content from you dude ;D
@TNTspaz6 жыл бұрын
How many times did you pray to our lord and savior le toucan to come up with this build.
@valk_real6 жыл бұрын
that was beautiful... thank you for making this uplifting media
@GeorgeZaharia6 жыл бұрын
the comment section is lit! ^_^ im having a blast.
@gregkun16 жыл бұрын
"Insert maniacal laugh here." Right on queue, I was when I saw the calc number. >)
@eagleandy16 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears. Help me
@Jirainez6 жыл бұрын
Top 10 human with the most satisfying voice
@ghostnote_6 жыл бұрын
The Clickbait was worth it this time
@mostly-harmless6 жыл бұрын
This is the best POE video, fully explained this game in under 5 minutes... thank you.
@Topkoej6 жыл бұрын
This is why the servers has sucked the past days!
@youdontknowme29136 жыл бұрын
It was this guy lol
@yaseennoor62505 жыл бұрын
This is sooooo going to be my next build. FREAKING WORTH IT
@radry1006 жыл бұрын
will be nerfed in 3. 2.. 1...
@Innomen6 жыл бұрын
This. Anyone remember the cast on crit of yore?
@AbsoluteScotch5 жыл бұрын
I honestly can't believe that this is a video in existence. It's like God came down from Heaven to create the Perfect KZbin Video.
@christianrueda24916 жыл бұрын
I’m new to poe and everything he did and said was so overwhelming that’s it’s beyond impressive