On Cinema - "Avatar: The Way of Water" (2022, 192 min.) Review - Season 13 Ep 8

[@paulthew2]

As always, Greg's cool head and professionalism rescues the show from a potential disaster. He's the Real Deal.

[@Valspartame_Maelstrom]

greg is a monster controlling tim behind the scenes. if the new oscar special didn’t prove that to you then i’m sorry, you’re a lost cause. bye bye.

[@midgesmoot1739]

Gregg is a hack riding the coattails of greatness. 0 bags from me.

[@hendrixj.8356]

Spoken like a true gregghead

[@NormanNC]

gregg. theres two Gs at the end

[@exoxy]

That flash of recognition out of the abyss at "Sigourney Weaver"

[@refoliation]

She was in aliens not abyss

[@insectpolitician7278]

@@refoliationThat's a different movie from the Abyss though.

[@dumbgenius4754]

I love how Sigourney Weaver is by far the most unique name out of that bunch but it’s the one that Tim pronounced with no trouble at all

[@TimmyMcGowan]

the magic of on cinema is that I’m genuinely frustrated and impatient to finally hear reviews of movies I don’t even slightly care about

[@nayr497]

Great comment! I'm in awe of the fact that there are so many terrible movies Hollywood churns out. I haven't heard of 75% of the movies they review, but yes, I still love hearing Tim and Greg review them!

[@remymcreigns7253]

And the fact that you know the rating in advance. One of my favorite bits was Gregg withholding his rating and Tim projecting all his ratings as 5 bags.

[@greglinsmythe3375]

Ahh you must be a Tim head

[@VardaTruffle]

“How do you pronounce that?” Probably the worst person to ask that question to is Tim Heidecker.

[@Pixelkip]

I respectfully disagree. Tim has been in movies and the hit show Decker, he has had many scripts through his learn’ed hand

[@BryceEdwardBrown]

Wow, what a recap, felt like I was watching it all over again

[@kashthrills]

you can tell tim is hurting here, he sincerely looks to gregg after saying 'sigourney weaver' and gives him space to ask 'from?'

[@jovantemusic68]

"...we waited 13 years for a new avatar movie which is too long to wait...this is one case where the movie was worth the wait..."

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Tim has never been healthier, he looks great!

[@colebeep]

It's nice to see how happy and healthy the gang are looking nowadays!

[@lordmortimer8055]

That will not last long for Tim

[@NotCthulhu]

Yeah I'm glad to see Tim has cleared that brain fog and gotten a cure for that terminal stage 8 brain uhh .... gotten his pep back on his step a little with the... good health I think he's back at it again. Review's good, 10 out of 5 popcorn shots A+

[@Pixelkip]

@@lordmortimer8055 me spies a gregghead

[@jimreily7538]

​@@NotCthulhuYou can only give 5 bags of popcorn. That's the most number of bags of popcorn you can give.

[@bigearl]

Avatar: The Way of Water won ONE singular award, for best visual effects. Hardly "a truck full of Oscar gold". The so called film buff with yet another incorrect prediction. I miss Luther-San.

[@aloneintokyo]

I agree, looks like Tim could really use some nutrients from those vapes. Greggs a fraud

[@kioskshaman]

A lot of people will be voting for this movie as a write-in in 2024- it will easily win over 100 Oscers

[@futurefox635]

You've only pointed out how corrupt and foul the Academy has become.

[@ImpressionismFTW]

I think we can all agree reading is difficult

[@SBRS47]

There are so many combinations that letters can be organized in

[@SteveS86]

I think he might have brain damage.

[@lelandrb]

It's a human experience honestly... plus, I'd like to see you doofuses try to nail pronouncing "Jake" on TV!

[@ricky100593]

Thanks for including the runtime. Audiences want more bang for their buck

[@greglinsmythe3375]

And Oscer loves longer movies that give the audience more to enjoy. Oscer gold is coming their way.

[@brianr6651]

"Joke............Jokeman...........................................Joke.........I can't"

[@BuyAnAxe]

Wow been obsessed with this show for years and still can't believe he said "avaytar"

[@menikmati789]

FINALLY with Greg’s advice I can now go out and see AVATAR!

[@bboppppppppppppp]

the evolution of looks just is really so good

[@bboppppppppppppp]

+ special appearance of the fake teeth

[@EvanRothfeld-f6u]

The descent of tim continues

[@PuissantAlgernon]

Tim's dyslexia has worsened to a near-fatal level

[@johnrivers3813]

Being on the brink of death doesn't help

[@wesspect]

@@johnrivers3813 small price to pay for immortality

[@TheRudySchwartzProject]

Gregg's reviews are always spot on, and this one is certainly no exception. I wept when Paul Henreid got on the plane with Ingmar Bergman.

[@moonverine]

Cool shoutout to Jackie the "Joke" Man Martling!

[@nickpayne4724]

the big jug of grain on the table is making me salivate with thirst :)))

[@boat1280]

Avatar 2 is definitely a film that has legs. I think a lot of people will still see it, I think a lot of people will buy it. It has a lot of computer effects and action. Three bags of popcorn, and a twix bar

[@rorydunne1973]

Haven’t been watching this season what medical emergency is Tim dealing with now? Looks serious, shame we don’t have Dr. San looking into this.

[@dantecarouso]

he drank a lot of grain water from the hei ranch and although it’s potentially giving him immortality his body is rejecting it

[@JeffFranchetti]

oh, got it.

[@JargonBlaster]

He began exclusively drinking water from his ranch that was contaminated by a nearby mine, at this point in the season he is exhibiting clear signs of lithium toxicity

[@Hello-fu5wd]

love Gregg's eyebrows in this

[@windowzombie]

I think that grain water is affecting Tim's health, what are the Amatos up to?

[@djlawney]

Lithium

[@johnrivers3813]

@@djlawney they're creating a new fantastic four super hero out of Tim

[@wesspect]

@@johnrivers3813the human corpse

[@calebamore]

I like the eye candy in the Live by Night hat

[@davec3583]

Tim's in pretty rough shape. Dr San would know what to do.

[@liveecarbme]

He's having a stroke...

[@jacobcook3958]

It’s good to see Tim’s reading still hasn’t improved

[@wompstopm123]

what the hell happened to tim? is that even him?

[@davidcarpenter8229]

What is Gregg’s problem? Can’t he see all the pain he causes for poor, poor Tim?

[@OceanBlooms]

"Once a leader there freshes the sink with previous started".

[@vickaps]

glad Gregg gave this movie 5 bags of popcorn, it was great

[@astroguster5522]

I haven't watched in so long. Love seeing where our boys are at

[@danmcdaid]

Great review

[@NFace23]

Did Tim age 10 years in 1 for the bit? Or did it actually happen to him irl

[@Yousadclownofaman]

Someone please fill me in on what the hell’s gone wrong with Tim’s health since after the RJ’s Shake fiasco

[@bonniefinleyanimation]

Glad Tim stopped poisoning himself with Grain Water.

[@futurefox635]

Updated all time movie rankings: 1. Avatar 2, 2. Avatar, 3. All three hobbit movies

[@joshsawyerstreamvods]

192 ? pretty good film

[@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276]

Tár is better than ‘tar.

[@KH-rt3ef]

Soon Tim will collapse onto the floor and Gregg will use the ensuing silence to deliver an insightful review of another movie.

[@JawRippa]

"...This reminds me of a 1990 popcorn classic, the "Ghost" by Jerry Zucker, which was 127 minutes long"

[@hellokintu]

Absolutely!

[@CLaFong]

I need experts like Tim and the gang to explain to me what these skinny blue people are all about. Thanks!

[@Valspartame_Maelstrom]

since you’re the newest comment here i’m asking you, can you tell me if mark ever dressed up as/ did a star wars character impression? I have a memory of this but can’t find it! maybe it’s a made up memory of mine?

[@brianjansen3103]

I'd like to hear from Joe, what's he been up to

[@trx131]

I love Ah Vay Tar

[@callum6224]

Tim’s a good guy

[@ajpaul5]

192 minutes

[@UndeadCookieMonster]

Seriously though, is Tim's character supposed to be dyslexic or something

[@thomasdupont7186]

Oh man I'm dying watching this video 😂

[@AHealthySnack]

Where can I watch this full season? Can I purchase it?

[@cascadiauploader8130]

heinetwork.tv and yes!

[@Eblak]

Can't handle Gregg and his "reviews".

[@jebidiahkorn]

Tim is really struggling eh. poor guy

[@DagobahDave]

pRAYING FOR A QUICK RECOVERY

[@DoomKid]

LOL I stopped watching this series (unintentionally), WTF has Tim done to himself this time

[@conkghey2511]

Can anybody fill me in on Tim's health I haven't been caught up cause I'm broke :/

[@Jethro7e]

He started drinking the water from his Hei Ranch, which is essentially sewer water, because he thinks it contains lithium and other miracle ingredients that cause immortality. That's the "Grain Water" in the plastic jug next to him.

[@conkghey2511]

@@Jethro7e lmao oh Timothy 🤣

[@shanesuperville766]

Havent seen the show in years... did Tim have a stroke?

[@tparkerino]

Every season he has a new ailment or malady that he makes into a bit, 'this' is this seasons character

[@mickthetic]

He’s just painfully unfunny

[@callum6224]

@@mickthetic yeah he looks like he’s in pain, and he didn’t say much that was attempting to be funny, it was almost like anti humor,like he was being *un*funny, and he did it while acting painfully. Damn that’s a good way of saying that

[@PizzaCat42069]

O no does Tim have cancer?! 😭😭🍿

[@aidangreen419]

Has Tim got cancer?

[@hokiehi1000]

Joke

[@NormanNC]

A Vaytar

[@poweramulets1725]

MDE

[@zackearl3200]

never dies

[@jamesrobertarchbald6357]

i personally didn’t watch a lot of it wasnt grabbing me

[@dank7256]

Hello legs

[@HumanBeanbag]

Legs

[@cinemaniac89]

Avatar 1 & 2, are proof that the intelligence of the average viewer is going down. These movies are digital dribble, the worst writing since Lucas.

[@tonypine3434]

"Digital dribble" lmao

[@shandon360]

The picture on Gregg's shirt looks like a child he might conceived with Jimmy Saville

[@DrymouthCWW]

Whats wrong with Tim's health this time? Lmao