On Cinema (S2, Ep. 206): 'Carrie' and 'The Incredible Burt Wonderstone'

[@LoewenRanger]

Once I saw Gregg's hair in this episode I knew he was going to bring some sauce. And boy was I right. Gregg can be a bad boy when he wants to be.

[@lenoobpwner]

man that hair tho

[@Maronator]

François Paquette Tremblay He was spicy in this one alright! Kinda like those little hot little cinnamon those spicy little candies.

[@AlexHammer1]

@@Maronator perfect for something with a hell theme 😏

[@Marniuhhh]

This is a hot hot review

[@schmootheonly]

That hair and that satanic color scheme shirt

[@Pellbort]

We Carrieheads are glad Gregg didn't give away the ending, and it was fun to watch it and then find out he gave the five bags of popcorn.

[@qwerty52676]

You're supposed to write "spoiler alert" before you post something like that

[@kyleanderson2949]

the COVETED 5 bags

[@CrowClouds]

Love how Tim says he loves remakes and then he says "if you're tired of the same old remakes"

[@Chameleonardodavinci]

the duality of man

[@Jethro7e]

It's not a good movie but I gotta hand it to the director for making a great film.

[@KentochseNJ]

Tim: "I hate magic." Gregg: "I like magic." god, these guys are always at each others throats.

[@isaiahdemeire]

They are. They really really are.

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

I love how unbelievably passive aggressive these two are towards each other.

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

I like tims angry voice when he yells at poor gregg

[@austins9795]

Tim’s not even passive, he’s just aggressive with a soft voice 🤣

[@ThommyofThenn]

Yeah you can tell they genuinely hate each other

[@kyleanderson2949]

Oh just wait, that passiveness will subside lol

[@Adrian22Frets]

"It's got a truly memorable ending, and that's all I'm gonna say" *winks*

[@vesky82]

just drove 6 hours to narberth, pa and they told me that burt wonderstone hasn't been playing there for almost 3 years now. shame on you on cinema at the cinema for telliing me i could watch it there.

[@elchewbacco]

Thank you for the heads up. Wont be going there!

[@The56567878]

Was planning on heading there this evening, thank you for the warning!

[@dmrr7739]

Well, if you have already driven to Narbeth, it’s just another nine hours up to Lansing, MI to see it at Celebration! Cinema, where it’s no doubt still playing.

[@chrissmith5432]

I wish I’d seen this comment sooner. I was so disappointed!

[@jimreily7538]

​@@dmrr7739​I followed your advice, and although I didn't see you wrote this comment 3 years ago, I don't think that should matter. If you're going to give advice, please make sure it's timeless. Anyway, I packed up my car with popcorn and Burt Wonderstone posters, ready to have a 5 bagger of a time, and I drove to Lansing in Michigan, ready to find a cinema in which the film was playing. I found nothing but movies like "Oppenheimer" (some movie about a psychic, a bit like the Illusionist or The Majestic) and Martin Scorsese's new movie about flowers, deadly flowers (a remake). I cried all the way back home, a 20 hour drive. Thanks for nothing. Still I appreciate the attempt at advice and so I'll go ahead and give your comment 5 bags, but I'll throw in a little calendar so next time you make a comment, you add in a little proviso saying "this comment may not be applicable 3 years from now".

[@jonaht2145]

Wise choice by Gregg not to review the movie to save us from spoilers

[@KingCobra2377]

"I don't wanna give away the ending...you just have to see it for yourself." How the fuck do they not lose it? I was laughing my ass off because it was so drawn out.

[@ookie4179]

KiNg CoBrAa they take out all the giggles during the post editing process and cover it up with cgi

[@fwungy4285]

It's a remake with a famous ending. Who doesn't know about the ending?

[@coldguy420ohokay2]

You just need to go watch it for yourself

[@dharmallars]

If Gregg got just one movie head to see Carrie through til the end he did his job. A true five bagger is one that you don’t realize is a five bagger until you see it for yourself.

[@kyleanderson2949]

@3:58 Gregg explaining why the hot candies are being included with the popped corn rating, gold

[@Meek555555]

the beeping in the background is a nice touch.

[@GeddyRC]

Meek555555 sounds like a fan running

[@gaypirate]

Lmao

[@kyleanderson2949]

@@GeddyRClol it gets way louder when they move to Victorville!

[@hospitalcleaner]

Gregg's energy levels were through the roof in this episode. Spitting fire

[@dvswia1831]

I watch these just to see what Greg adds to the bags of popcorn!

[@ihavesoul4real]

DV Swia You misspelled his name.

[@jeffsvilleusa]

Steve Carrel and Jim Carrey truly are different in different ways, Tim's deep insight is simply astounding

[@Bluehawk2008]

The poor animator has to make new graphics for every one of Greg's ratings.

[@baygulmusic]

Its the best part of the show for me and the only work he gets.

[@alexpaxton1336]

4:50 "Definitely my favorite Jim Carrey movie" *contemplates suicide*

[@JoeAvella]

"because it has a hell theme." Greg's face at 4:02 is hilarious.

[@distantandvague]

Tim's face at 3:18! "No review?" He is cracking up big time.

[@jackkaczmarczyk2709]

Yes!!

[@Alesistx2023]

Gregg is possibly the most real comedic character ever created

[@dharmallars]

Wait til you meet Neil

[@ocpofficialrep7026]

the whole not spoling the ending nonsense was absolutely hilarious. I'm crying. "I give it 5 bags of popcorn but im going to put a litle curtain around it so you can't see them" LMFAO!

[@nickgoldyscreams]

I almost spit out my coffee when he put a curtain around his popcorn

[@kyleanderson2949]

I hope you were drinking that coffee out of an OnCinema commemorative mug. Tim needs the money

[@mikesousa4733]

Tim is straight up diabolical with his plot to take over Gregg's popcorn classics choice. That attack was premeditated.

[@sqweebel1]

Can't believe they never brought back the "Screenings near you" segment, it was fucking brilliant.

[@ByGeorge846]

"the video rental scene"

[@kyleanderson2949]

You can avoid this whole scene if you haunt the VHS sale bins at your local big box store

[@byHexted]

I love how the way Greg acts about the ending of Carrie, he makes it seem like he never saw the original or read the book, it’s so funny it isn’t even a twist or anything hes acting like it’s the usual suspects or something

[@dharmallars]

God I have to break from form for a minute and let everyone know that the book is so good. It’s ten times better than any of the movies and there’s been like five.

[@kushmaster5000]

Tim is on his way to a lifetime achievement award with comedy. This is master-class long form comedy. The blending with the real world as he runs for DA is brilliant.

[@133col]

Tim: during the show: "I love remakes" Gregg brings a remake in his segment Tim: "Remakes are stupid"

[@aramisstark3791]

7:53 I love when Greg almost makes Tim break- they’re seriously the funniest duo

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

8:56 “IT’S ALL BOB DOLE JOKES!” I think you can hear someone off camera snort at that comment😂

[@Cutty2112]

0:05 that little glance to his right. LOL

[@kristiantoimil]

My thoughts exactly!

[@nathanielelmer2190]

tim can make me laugh by moving his eyes

[@jwow911]

this show is so fucking great

[@leavemealone3089]

3:42 "...with spoilers 🥺" he sounds like he's gonna cry lol

[@biohead66]

Definitely my favorite Jim Carrey movie. Stares soullessly.

[@GinoZump]

"look, it's 2 hours long" THAT'S an argument. well, I'm sold xD

[@LaughterIsDeadly]

I love watching this show slowly collapse in on it's self. I know Tims done this before but the chemistry between Tim and Neil here is perfect. If only it could go on for years.

[@alistercaddy1208]

Good news, it did go on for years!

[@DeathLord-xy9fv]

Wish granted

[@markkickmark]

Can't wait to see who Tim's guest is next week!

[@DeadAutomatica]

I love when Gregg winks at the camera

[@Bungle]

Thanks, Gregg, for keeping me hip to what's going on in the video rental scene!

[@donsknots6510]

"because the comedy is timeless, it's like an evergreen tree" 8:47

[@Cutty2112]

Ok, the Carrie review is probably a top 5 review of all time on this show. Freaking hilarious.

[@Top10WizardReviews]

4:01 "Cuz it has a hell theme." *Affirmative nod.*

[@Elrond_Hubbard_1]

"We'll be doing this show for years, I hope." At this point, Gregg has no idea what he's got himself in to.

[@itsalwaysblue]

Lucked into.

[@user-mk6of6uf9t]

Who all rewatching all the On Cinemas at 4:07 am in 2021?

[@urzadek27]

greg is one of the most beautiful men alive today

[@NFace23]

Absolutely loved the "giving away the ending" bit. Perfectly delivered the whole time

[@dharmallars]

I really appreciate that Gregg doesn’t want to spoil Carrie for us with spoilers

[@robmckennie4203]

"Because his references are so ..." 🙂👌

[@ToxicCityOfficial]

"and supposedly very well made"

[@live4soccerff]

I'm re-visiting this episode...I'm not going to comment on it as I might give away the ending

[@MrLONGJOHN11]

I’ll wait until you’ve seen it to leave my comment

[@VardaTruffle]

“Well we’re gonna be doing this show for years I hope” - prophetic! And imagine if Tim had practised his magic all that time, he could have had a career going. Always listen to Gregg.

[@impdis836]

This first time I watched this and saw the extended pause on Tim's face after his blurt wonderstone review... I died of laughter. I had to focus to breathe.

[@mattkline3431]

Everything about the Dennis Miller part. Lol "he was in the net" and "its all Bob Dole jokes"

[@yakuzarenaissance]

What happened to these guys? I remember when this show used to be about the reviews. Now every episode dissolves into a petty argument and I'm just left confused and upset because I don't know what to watch. Tim and Gregg need to take On Cinema back to its roots or I'm taking my bags of popcorn elsewhere. PS. I give this episode three bags of my popcorn and one of those Chinese finger prisons that doesn't let go until Tim and Gregg shake hands and settle their differences.

[@GeddyRC]

This series is my new favorite thing. Started watching from S01E01 and I love how passive aggressive Gregg and Tim have become towards each other.

[@bonafidebeautiful]

Tim is so hilarious!! I like the long awkward moments, then the silly disagreements between him and greg.

[@julianpont5359]

Tim, you are a genius. Like in real life too. You might be my favorite comedian of all time. Greg, u are a popcorn classic!

[@doctorlight]

Thanks for the location of a theatre in Daphne, AL

[@jizzmatic2000]

Thanks for the heads up on using a newspaper as a resource, Gregg!

[@FRISKY_MANDINGO]

his face at 4:51 lol

[@glennyeah]

and its got a truly memorable ending and thats all im gonna say ;|

[@megamatt1915]

Dennis Miller Live was a hilarious treat to watch. Thanks, Tim!

[@michaelrussell7806]

I love that the Hobbit is a recurring bit, hated that movie.

[@benburch]

jack reacher was much better

[@SOS-School_Of_Survival]

If you liked Jack Reacher you've probably got brain clots

[@mabusestestament]

Why, what's wrong with The Hobbit? I'm not kidding when I 'm saying it's a real 5-bagger.

[@poolsofbloodinyourstomach]

Congratulations, you got pools of blood in your brain

[@AlvaroMichael100]

6:00 Crazy how Gregg predicted they'd be doing On Cinema for years! A true, dedicated movie buff with incredible foresight and intuition

[@megaathlete55]

The constant beeping sound in the background is absolutely perfect

[@jordanrioscreations]

4:48 to 4:52

[@nanalobster5589]

Funniest moment

[@BobbySacamano]

He died a little inside. Must have been thinking of his ex-wife and/or Ayaka.

[@JackJohnson101]

There is a subtle incessant beeping in the background of the audio track in this video and it drives me crazy. This is a funny episode though

[@Pimsleurable]

I hear it too.

[@rickdeckard1075]

thats gregg youre hearing

[@danielbeaver3152]

JackJohnson101 FINALLY!!! I started rewatching these a few days ago, iirc it's in every one (pretty sure i first noticed im their season at victorville theater) Considering they've made jokes regarding background noise (AC unit at victorville) they HAVE to know about it, and it has to be some elaborate joke that'll play out at some point, the question is when? Side note: First time i noticed it i thought it might be funny if they filmed an episode (or had a segment during oscar coverage) where a fire alarm goes off and they can't find it to pull out battery. OOOOOH, if they did it during oscar coverage they could make it play into a joke where gregg burns down the set while making popcorn!

[@donaven58]

That look at 1:58 hahahaha

[@MostlyJustAlex]

Greg almost lost his shit when saying "and not spoil it for them with...spoilers." You can hear him hold back his laugh. 5 bags for keeping character Greg.

[@lornemalvo4492]

6:15 What are the chances one of the 10 local theaters they listed has MY local theater in it that I've gone to my entire life growing up. Nearly fell out of my chair seeing it on there lmao

[@TylerJC1212]

That’s actually cool hah

[@sveloga]

Love the Kubrick stare Tim does at 4:50

[@8beef4u]

i love how he props up dennis miller before he even turned super conservative lol

[@Retrostar619]

Tim's Ebert is a polished character study. Two Thumbs up.

[@burner1303]

2 bags of popcorn, and also 3 additional bags of popcorn... for a total of 5 bags of popcorn.

[@kristof5607]

@ 3:42 is EXACTLY what i sound like when I'm trying to finish a sentence before bursting into laughter and then you can see the quick cut from Tim as his mouth starts to curl into a smile/laugh. God these guys are so good but I think they were about to break here! love this series so much

[@Bombtrack411]

lol at Gregg's face when Tim hijacked the popcorn classic segment

[@gloireman]

Should have so many more views. An underrated episode

[@Maxbev14]

7:53 - Tim breaks character

[@ДавидБурлюк-г5и]

what character? It's Tim Heidecker, with Cinema On At The Cinema

[@GeddyRC]

Haha I love when they break character

[@JoshuaHults]

you just won a subscriber, these guys are great !

[@calebamore]

I love finding an Oscar for Jim Carrey whenever I open a bag of popcorn.

[@Kingdomplains]

It's timeless like an evergreen tree.

[@keffinmckn3602]

"But I did learn about the cups and the bowls and everything like that". That one got me Rolling!

[@gabojara3937]

I love how he says "..and the guest this week..." as if there was any other guest

[@alcoholya]

sometimes there is..

[@nickchambers3935]

Any schmuck can say what they think of a movie, but it takes a real expert to know when NOT to give a review. Bravo Gregg!

[@Pixelkip]

I did learn about the cups and bowls.. and because of movies like this you get introduced to new kinds of cultures 😂

[@djbolan]

the contempt these two share for each other is immeasurable

[@homelesscop6990]

...and Tim plays the "it's my show" card. Genius

[@danielmiller4279]

I hate magic.

[@neetones]

I love how fucking angry Gregg gets regarding television.

[@qchamber11]

One of the fine peaks of On Cinema humor. Well done guys

[@dylanlewis4949]

Gregg legitimately thinking Burt Wonderstone will "wint the oscar" is just one nugget of what makes this show hilarious.

[@ii121]

He is just a guest, remember that Tim's the star of the show. It's his show.

[@tommy007b]

he was in the net

[@Cmasten4]

The neck?

[@GyroZeppel]

This video literally has me laughing out loud. Funniest series on KZbin by far.

[@Maronator]

Goddamn this has been going on for almost 10 years lol that's insane.

[@jacksonskelley9746]

Really glad they showed us where to actually see one of these films...Now I know where to go if I’m ever in one of those cities.

[@ClevelandTheGreat]

Gregg really knows how to make me cringe.

[@tommykarrick9130]

That was a HEARTY “hey guys” from Gregg, clipping the mic to absolute perfection. I give it 5 bags of popcorn and a new audio system to handle his unbridled enthusiasm.

[@zack5454]

you can totally see Tim almost break when gregg says "the quality of it IS very bad" lol

[@samaelrising666]

"One of the great ones, Dennis Miller." LMAO

[@thermodynamics458]

Tim’s intros are fire. The hooks that snag you in.

[@hotchkiss691]

tim checks the back seat to see if theres a popcorn classic lol its the subtle things that make this so great

[@franktheexpertstrenchclub9025]

Gregg's wink at 2:54... KILLS me.