On Cinema (S1, Ep. 110): 'Parental Guidance' and 'Django Unchained'

[@Skindoggiedog]

He's easily the most memorable guest they've had.

[@bodies2magenta]

Well, one of the most memorable guests along with Dr. San.

[@anom3778]

They should have him on more often.

[@akeithing1841]

I only remember Ayaka and am constantly having to reremember who this guy is, every episode.

[@cravenhunter562]

I completely agree

[@djcsws_nsns]

nine years ago minds think alike.

[@maiabravo5978]

"Why dont we disagree to disagree." - Thats it, thats the entire series.

[@chaotickreg7024]

They eat some popcorn too I think

[@josephschemo615]

This line got me

[@DeffoZappo]

I disagree

[@whales]

Tim started dialing it up with a sports jacket around episode 6 to try and get a leg up and Gregg finally decided to lay the hammer down.

[@thesponge836]

I come back to this video to read this comment

[@JeffGoldblum64]

@@thesponge836 Yeah me, too.

[@Kduck2145]

@@thesponge836 Same

[@J29-u8u]

@@Kduck2145 ditto

[@dorndy1]

@@thesponge836 Likewise

[@SmallGreatDane]

I'm with Gregg. It would have been funny if they'd rated Parental Guidance R. But I agree with Tim that it's good they rated it PG because it is a movie for kids and families.

[@PuissantAlgernon]

very true

[@MV12267]

@@PuissantAlgernon not my kind of humar

[@slipperysloper3721]

Agree with Gregg on the “comedy” aspect of the rating, but it probably came down to a financial choice. Which is awful and unforgivable, but i understand

[@thugger-vandross]

Don’t shoot the messenger but I think rating it PG actually ties the whole “Parent Guidance” thing together (PG is the acronym for parental guidance- an overlooked fact that isn’t talked about enough).

[@astroguster5522]

And what about that grand slam idea of the 3 kids as the 3 amigos? This is a gold mine for Hollywood writers

[@woestijnjongen]

"they managed to combine family values with comedy in a way I haven't seen since uhhh.... Monsters Inc."

[@nickchambers3935]

I like how Tim’s memory only extends to what he reviewed two episodes ago

[@isaacberger6721]

​@@nickchambers3935 movies starring Billy Crystals are the only ones worth remembering

[@LoewenRanger]

Someone give me the number of Gregg's tailor!

[@shaolinotter]

David Burne

[@jimreily7538]

911

[@doctorjae75]

some hobo under the Queensboro bridge in NYC.

[@LoewenRanger]

@@doctorjae75 it's a great place to find a sidekick.

[@popcornstadium3211]

@@LoewenRanger Ad

[@cstewtweets]

Greg's jacket, 5 bags

[@LadySpace_888]

garbage bags

[@blakeblake3303]

6 corns

[@MikeRthe1]

Im going to give it 6 BUCKETS of popcorn as well as a sophistocated leprechaun swimming in sheets

[@ShuffleboardJerk]

Your spelling of Gregg, 1 star, uh bag of corn, popcorn.

[@theotherguy245689]

5 Jackets

[@dsaw95]

Very impressed that Tim pronounced "Django" correctly on the first try given his track record

[@jordantistetube]

Gregg, 5:23 "It's an excellent film" Gregg, 6:27 "It's amateurish, it's junk"

[@AmericasComic]

that's the problem with Gregg, he never knows where he's coming or when he's going! He really needs Tim to anchor him down, I don't know why Gregg has to act so selfish and self centered all the time on the show.

[@dmrr7739]

Well, he mentioned he went back and watched it again, so...

[@3dward220]

@@dmrr7739 guys, but he is the greatess film buff ever, so everything he said is accurate according with his huge expertise

[@UltimaForsan101]

@@dmrr7739 In about sixty seconds between 5:23 and 6:27, Gregg mentally re-watched Jack Reacher in his mind palace and realized its many flaws.

[@DWS205]

@@UltimaForsan101Tim earlier had said he saw it twice And then switched it to 3 lol

[@danuk4000]

why don't we just uh disagree to disagree

[@iginlafire25]

It's one of the best movies I've seen all year, and I'm giving it 4 bags of popcorn Hahahaha

[@spodergibbs5088]

Geoff Rhine because usually it’s 5

[@aakkoin]

@@spodergibbs5088 I get it... and maybe a little tip of the hat to The Terminator "I will be back!!!"

[@johnszczerba9979]

He almost laughed after saying it lol

[@shannonballspen1s482]

Six bags of popcorn and RIP to their work relationship

[@bodies2magenta]

@@shannonballspen1s482 Almost agreed completely: five bags of 🍿, two 🥤's and definitely two 🔫's

[@idkjustchangingmyname7343]

Gregg really killed it here. Jacket and analysis and jacket wise in general. Tim was caught of guard on this one.

[@atlbobr69]

I said to my wife this morning, I said I bet the producers of this movie were pissed when they remembered there was the movie called the "Three Amigos" because between Billy Crystal, Bette Midler and Marisa Tomei those are the three ami, amigos in this movie because of the energy and the comic sensibility and everything.

[@LadySpace_888]

Can we discuss Tim having a wife before Ayaka?

[@jerkson5050]

I really admire how Tim handled Gregg's immaturity in this episode. Despite all the shit Gregg gives him he is willing to disagree to disagree and still shows that worthless segment that Gregg has forced onto the show. He's a bigger man than me!

[@qwerty52676]

When you have quality content, camera work, driveway shots, and editing of On Location it would be a crime to not play it

[@thugger-vandross]

@@qwerty52676 it’s masterfully produced but still a worthless segment that brings zilch to the show

[@Zach-jh9zz]

I'm a Gregghead, but man was Gregg immature here. Gregg clearly only gave Jack Reacher that dreaded no pops review because Tim loved it. Come on Gregg, let's get back to the movies for season 8.

[@WabbaJackson]

Zach I’m a greggfreak

[@LukeMcGuireoides]

That part was one one of the funniest things I've ever seen. When Tim said Skyfall, the looks Gregg was giving him hahaha, and then Gregg picks Jack reacher dmg lmao

[@SongJLikes]

I prefer Tim’s maturity to Gregg’s immaturity.

[@Josh-sj9ig]

I love Gregg's jacket. As a fellow movie buff it reminds me of something you'd see the children of bugsy Malone would wear.

[@grantbitman1448]

Gregg was really fuming at the end of this episode. I don't think he'll be coming back for next season.

[@idkjustchangingmyname7343]

I hope it’s the last we see of him.

[@SongJLikes]

Fingers crossed

[@JackJoseph-y8j]

I'm from the future and am glad to say he continues appearing on the show. People underestimate how much an influence Dekker can have on a man like Gregg

[@tommykarrick9130]

I doubt this Gregg fella will be around past season 1, he is just a guest after all.

[@aarongothmann7247]

wow Gregg's shirt in the On Cinema On Location segment looks fantastic.

[@gabewhisnant]

This feels like where the dark chasms between the two co-hosts really started to take hold.

[@hghtrfnko8634]

Greg is a guest, he isn't a co-host.

[@idkjustchangingmyname7343]

When Gregg brought out that incredible jacket jealousy was only natural from Tim.

[@iAmNovaFilms]

Gregg is looking sharp in this episode. The extra large jacket really makes him look like he knows his stuff.

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

Or exposes himself at Central Park

[@distantandvague]

"Not my kind of humor."

[@CeeJayDee94]

basically sums up Gregg for me.

[@BigLucille]

"every minute there was a new different kind of laugh."

[@daniellion5291]

Tim was really good at reading this season He actually seemed to see the movies too. 5 bags and a carbon monoxide vape pen as a sign of things to come.

[@aSmelly1]

the future is dark

[@bodies2magenta]

Personally, in my humble opinion - five bags of 🍿 and 20 💀's

[@SpannyShot]

@@bodies2magenta you mean 19 deaths.

[@TonyMichaels166]

@@SpannyShot that’s all on Dr. San

[@jestermaiden7712]

"Fun fresh exciting family friendly fun film"

[@penguinworm]

That suit jacket is truly upsetting.

[@TerrorTerros]

5:22 "it's an excellent film, i'm not going to disagree with you" 6:20 "not a good film... it's amateurish, it's junk"

[@FAYMprod]

The Blast From the Past house is located at 1972 Canyon DrLos Angeles, CA 90068, near the UCB Theater. In 1972, Gene Hackman won Best Actor at Oscar - Hackman famously also owned a house.

[@extrathugsauce]

anyhow im giving it 6 bags of popcorn and 2 s'grasses of soda

[@willalberts5446]

"Why don't we just disagree to disagree," I'm using that.

[@aakkoin]

We got great guests, interesting conversations, sneak peaks of the latest films, and I gotta tell ya... sometimes we don't agree on everything

[@JackJoseph-y8j]

disagree to disagree

[@LukeMcGuireoides]

This episode is soooo good. When Tim picks James Bond as his worst movie of the year, surprising Gregg, so then Gregg picks Tim's favorite for his worst pick of the year. That just makes me guffaw. The looks Gregg gives when Tim says Skyfall 😂😂😂

[@BillySotherden]

I feel embarrassed for loving the movie Jack Reacher based on how much Tim likes it.

[@gabewhisnant]

I miss these episodes when Tim really enjoyed Gregg as his co-host. Those genuine laughs.

[@LukeMcGuireoides]

You think Tim was enjoying Gregg? He wasnt even appreciative for him appearing. He's always been rude af to him lol

[@mhbackman]

Tim's comments about Skyfall being one of the worst movies of the year clearly upset Gregg "The Bond Freak". This is clearly the beginning of the end of their amicable relationship.

[@Imonfire123]

It's a slasher movie

[@SirCommoner]

"...and I gotta tell ya, sometimes we don't agree on everything" Greatest intro

[@SoundsYouHear420]

"Its one of the best movies I've seen all year, and Im giving it ... four bags of popcorn."

[@IllegalPriest]

Gregg has such a classy suit. Very sharp dresser for the finale.

[@BrucknerMotet]

Gregg should be reviewing Stop Making Sense with that jacket!

[@LukeMcGuireoides]

😂

[@KaiOnTime]

This might be my favorite Gregg Turkington outfit

[@hankkingsley9183]

They have no words for each other at lights out. The slow build up of animosity is so tasty

[@MrRovers1984]

Fuck. You knew it was coming but when Gregg said "Jack Reacher" funny as fuck

[@JustSwivel2]

Gregg's suit provided by the Stop Making Sense Line from the David Byrne Collection.

[@inaudio1]

Tim hidecker is the only person in the world that makes me laugh besides maybe a few other people but he is definately the only one.

[@TerrificLittleSunday]

And he IS funny.

[@brettgambit2788]

I love when Greg is the guest!

[@AlexVanDover]

Best On Cinema On Location ever

[@michaelcallaghan4336]

Gregg doesn't get enough credit for looking quite sharp here. It's a nice contrast to his more casual look in later seasons.

[@Benjamonnn]

Greggs face on “Gregg’s pick of the pops” lol

[@ChezzaFab]

Good to see Tim was able to get Gregg Turkington again.

[@blug]

Does Gregg think dressing up in a business suit will mask his reprehensible behavior on the show. Please Tim, do us all a favor and put Gregg on probation until his attitude changes.

[@nobies14]

Just watched the whole season back-to-back-to-back. An hour well spent. This was the best of the lot.

[@codyross5364]

Gregg’s expertise is really on display in this episode. I’m sure that in the next few seasons will have Tim giving him more time to demonstrate his talents.

[@Zabs_Mcgee]

2:59 when tim looks at the camera afterwards I lost my shit. I know he is thinking, "GOT HIM!"

[@heavenly2k]

"Skyfall got great reviews, Jack Reacher got mixed reviews." Pretty much sums up his "film expert" perspective

[@meavid]

Greg looks like he's wearing a straight jacket at the start

[@BunnLilah]

1:24 lol I love the extremely obvious shift from Tim's thoughts into the official synopsis

[@mattiasx4623]

I think Tim is the number one handsome man.

[@Seantendo]

Believe me, I want the best things to happen to ya, but I'm mo- the most handsome.

[@SolvingOurKreation]

An am the most handsome.

[@number1authority]

We need a tie breaker from a special guest.

[@Strummie]

Ooh! French kiss!

[@jeremyforeman3216]

never thought i would hear Django Unchained described as a “slasher”

[@thingx]

Nope, only the last for 2012. There will be another season soon!

[@DaltonDiMartino]

for those curious, that's approximately 100 new, different kind of laughs for the entirety of parental guidance. i'll be seeing it asap.

[@greggturkington6938]

Hey guys, Gregg Turkington here with very exciting news! For the first time ever, the acclaimed segment "Popcorn Classics" comes to Facebook! facebook.com/popcornclassics/ Here you'll find the same great film selections and Hollywood insight in a free-and-open online forum. All are welcome here, whether you're a die-hard Bond-head, or just dealing with a bit of Hobbit hangover! Have a 5-bag day! -Gregg

[@LadySpace_888]

Sweet jacket Gregg.

[@dasheight]

Oh my GOD, please make more of these this year.

[@sqweebel1]

Wow, Tim's really gotta get his shit sorted out. I can't stand the way he treats Mr. Turkington like a fool. Gregg is singlehandedly keeping this show afloat, and I know this is a big statement, but he should be the host, and Tim the guest. 0 bags of popcorn for Tim, 5 bags of popcorn for Gregg and 1 sick bowling shirt.

[@MrBrassBalls]

It's not for me to tell people their opinions are wrong, but that's just objectively wrong. Tim is running a tight ship and Gregg isn't helping constantly acting out and trying to butt into Tim's hosting. He's very specific that Gregg is a GUEST and not a co-host in ANY capacity. I also disagree on the bowling shirt. It's ugly and stupid.

[@dr.stevebrule3952]

MrBrassBalls Tim's a dingus. 4 brags of porpcon! for Djrungo!

[@mabels7010]

Colin Evans fuck you 0 bags of popcorn for being a Greg head

[@kyleanderson2949]

@@dr.stevebrule3952 good to see ya you hunk

[@j.walker6845]

I remember the first time I saw this I remember thinking, 'Gregg was such a great guest, I hope he's on again!'

[@Tony78454]

I like these episodes when they actually talk about the movies

[@nathanfonseca4625]

5 bags of popcorn and a toy pistol with a soft drink in it

[@jimreily7538]

Tim, here dressed like a school teacher. Gregg, dressed like a flasher, who'd expose himself to Tim's students.

[@octobersun221]

Whoever does the video fx is so great.

[@nolanlu52]

"Why don't we just disagree to disagree?"

[@jadedarr2169]

On rewatch, crazy to see that Greg threw the first major blow in the epic passive agressive war the show becomes. Tim's negative review of Bond was inconsiderate but sincere for his character whereas Greg's choice is just full of spite and insultingly pretentious

[@suprememillipede4713]

How the fuck did Tim not pronounce it D-jango?

[@adamwright3372]

+Patrick Bateman "AHH, I messed up"

[@Maxbev14]

2 grasses of soda

[@number1authority]

This episode inspired me to revisit my roots as a hardcore Crystalhead. Six bags of corn in appreciation of season 1. And two bags of soda.

[@StevieHyperD2]

A fun family friendly...funny family film haha

[@garysheehan5907]

That was actually a kewl segment of On Location.

[@tarantism]

Only tim can make me burst laughing at such a subtle expression at 1:50

[@thissmellsokay]

Gregg trying to hold it together at 5:05 with Tim's "great review".

[@Daniel-ou4fb]

They always seem to do one movie that became a classic and one I don't remember.

[@fullspeedpagan]

What a good season. I hope they make second one

[@vinchenzo2502]

The more I watch the show, the more the opening line "sometimes, we don't agree on everything" gets funnier

[@erikbertilsson]

Parental Guidance review was spot on. I love me some Billy Crystal and that movie had that plus more!

[@theplace2b656]

The thumbnail for this will never not be hilarious

[@aldenashley1726]

lets disagree to disagree

[@wateringcan2]

it's funny that i've watched every episode of this but still don't know what any of the movies are about

[@whirlwindscoop]

This is where the tension really begins to accumulate! What drama, what pathos! Beautiful.

[@dr.stevebrule4511]

As a doncter, I took the liberty of assessing what exactly makes a Tranghead and a Gorghead, check itout: Phase 1: 10-20 episodes in; You are curious because you know Tim Heidecker is funny, but you’ve never seen him outside of Tim & Eric before. You also have no idea who this unsightly Gregg character is. You start to pick and choose throughout the seasons of episodes where they review some of your favorite films that you know. You skip the ones you don’t know because why would anyone want to watch a review of something they don’t care about. Phase 2: 20-40 episodes in; You’ve settled into the format and start to become comfortable with Gregg. The episodes so far have been funny, but not laugh out loud shit your pants funny. You continue watching because now you’ve realized it’s a quick and enjoyable way to kill 5-10 minutes. Plus you love movies. Phase 3: 40-60 episodes in; Alright, now the show is starting to get funnier and funnier by the minute. You have seen enough now to start to pick up on all the subtle recurring jokes that weren’t funny back in Phase One. You aren’t a total Gregghead or Timhead yet, but you’re getting there. You’ve started to realize that every single idea Tim has is destined to get someone hurt or killed. You might be ready to watch the full highlights of “The Trial”, but if not definitely will be in the next phase. Phase 4: 60-80 episodes in; You suddenly burst in a fit of giggles at the slightest things these people say. From “Hey Guys” to Tim’s name mispronunciations, this show is becoming the best thing to ever happen to you. You are now mentally dedicated to finishing the entire 110 episode series and then some. You might have even gone back and rewatched a few just to fill yourself in on the storyline. Chances are, you’ve randomly selected an episode where Tim is maimed or beaten beyond words and you want to go back and see the slow progression of what got him there. Also, by this phase, you HATE Dr. San. Phase 5: 80-100 episodes in; You have subconsciously begun rating almost everything you see in life on the “5 Bags of Popcorn” scale, even things that don’t have to do with cinema. For myself in this phase, I began rating cars and houses I’d see as “5 Bags of Popcorn” if I really liked them. It just happened automatically. You may be reading this in Phase One and think “that will never happen to me”, but don’t kid yourself, accept it. Depression of the realization that you will soon be out of fresh, never before seen episodes starts to haunt you. You try to stop as to leave some for the future, but you eagerly devour them daily until the final phase sets in. Final Phase: All 110 episodes viewed; Prayers for a full 12th season begin to run through your mind. Memories of all the times Tim yelled or Gregg did a popcorn classic spring into your mind throughout the day to give you a hearty chuckle. The 1,000+ inside jokes are now easy to spot. You are a total Gregghead or Timhead and you feel absolutely included in the On Cinema At The Cinema family. You can’t think of the films Star Trek IV or Oh God! without splitting a side. You develop your own personal “favorite running gag” to comment on or discuss with others in the “family”. Mine being how every episode spans from 5-15 minutes long yet they are ALWAYS concerned about “if they have enough time left” for Gregg’s segments when there is clearly no time limit at all. Welcome to the family! FORYOURHEALGTH!

[@whitneyv.8211]

nice coat greg

[@Jackrabbithero]

"It's one of the best movies I've seen all year" then gives it 4 bags of popcorn against Monster Inc.'s 5

[@andybee2242]

Hey Greg, who's your tailor?

[@ThommyofThenn]

3:25 "it's called Django chai-..unchained" lol. Tim is such a master of natural sounding slips of the tongue

[@supersasquatch]

he went for the PBS look, and NAILED IT

[@MovieManMark]

5:22 "it's an excellent film, and I'm not going to disagree with you" and then 6:19 .....

[@башарал]

I lose it everytime the camera zooms out at 0:40 to reveal the absolutely fucking absurd jacket Gregg is wearing

[@rattieshacks]

i just found these today! I cannot wait to see more! all of them are my favorite, AND I get to learn about whats in the theaters, so when my mom asks me about a movie I will know what she is referring to! Thank you cinema team!

[@infrequentvlogs]

Thanks for all the great shows, guys. Really love all the info and behind-the-scenes Hollywood stuff and Oscar breakdowns. Sad to say it, and I hope this doesn't hurt either of your alls' feelings, but I think Reacher and Skyfall both blow. No offense!

[@alrapke1030]

Why is the Minneapolis skyline the backdrop in the opening sequence?

[@mabts]

Because the 1996 film "Jingle All the Way" -- a Popcorn Classic -- starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad was filmed in Minneapolis.

[@Noordledoordle]

al rapke I'm pretty sure that's LA.

[@boomerkuwanger4863]

@@mabts 6 bags and 1 turbo man

[@James-if3kc]

I was going to see Blast From The Past at the theater with my black friend in 1999 but he called me at the last minute and said he didn't have money, so my dad offered to pay for his ticket, but then he said that his parents didn't want him to see it. I think he was lying to me and coming up with excuses. He's not my fiend anymore. Anyway, I ended up seeing it with my mom.

[@StewartLucrative]

Fascinating story. It would make a great film adaptation.

[@James-if3kc]

@@StewartLucrative Thank you! I already wrote it. Tom Cruise is going to play me.

[@wateringcan2]

Why is the intro twice as loud as the rest of the video?

[@wheelmanstan]

I loved the "two glasses of soda"