On The Spot: Ep. 80 - Rabbi Burnie Burns | Rooster Teeth

When is Hanukkah? Why 8 candles and not 7? Why do the Jews keep stealing my geese? All good questions for your local rabbi. This episode originally aired December 22, 2016 and is sponsored by Lyft lft.to/2f9dGp6 and Trunk Club bit.ly/2930z9x
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[@barbaro267]

Putting Ryan in the Christmas episode of On The Spot is the greatest gift I've ever gotten!

[@jackwow100]

barbaro267 agreed

[@krusader85]

His "muppet neck" is the stuff of legend

[@ExBruinsFan]

He was in good form. I liked the 'Still Alive' remix.

[@yamis1brother]

"You know how white boys be like in the disco?"

[@Segevgab]

This aged horribly

[@LlamaWorm2k11]

Jeremy is genuinely one of the funniest people to grace RT

[@gamerfellow]

Even when he's not here Tyler is the best part of On The Spot.

[@mastergamer132e4]

tyler + Barb + Max + trevor that, that is an episode that i want to happen. it almost happened in episode 118, but nonetheless episode 118 is still the funniest episode from on the spot.

[@crossingyouinstyle]

Haven't even watched it yet but this is the best group they've ever gotten

[@ichigokurasaki100]

Corey Ryan Well Barbara Replace with Geoff or Joel

[@ryanr4156]

never replace Barb. can replace that host

[@Fanvaron]

And they know it, thats why there are 4 headshots in the thumbnail, which otherwise is never the case

[@Scrubzilla]

Corey Ryan No... not by a long shot. The episode with Joel, Kit Kat and Jews was too damn good

[@Oronjalllo]

Marvstin its why i clicked

[@africa241]

Jeremy and Ryan? Oh this is going to be good

[@TheNerdyDeviant]

As a FIRST member, I can 'warn' you in advance that this is a brilliant episode. Lil J and Ryan absolutely brought their A game :)

[@TheNerdyDeviant]

Haha, I'd take that job :)

[@zephyr5321]

Yeah the awful shameless promotion continues, but you know what will make you feel better a rooster teeth hoodie which you can buy right now at www.roosterteeth.com/store

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if they would bring down their prices at the RT store they would have many more buyers and subscribers for exempel twitch has 4.99 and if RT had that they would have more

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Rooster Teeth FIRST Membership costs $35.99 per year. That is $2.99 per month; Twitch is $4.99 per month and $59.88 per year. If you get the monthly plan for FIRST Membership, it is the same monthly cost as Twitch. Rooster Teeth FIRST Membership also gives you 5% off in the RT store, as well as everything listed below: • No ads • Early access to episodes • Exclusive content • Premium series • Live broadcasts • Early access to live event ticket sales • Third-party discounts • FIRST panel at each RTX • Gold star by your profile name Damn good deal; comparable in price to Twitch.

[@reycarter9692]

I physically can't handle how funny Ryan and Jeremy's come again was, I'm laughing so hard I curled into a ball on my side.

[@karinka373]

"Which boy did you drink? I mean, kiss?" "Barbara, I drank all the boys!"

[@CaitCher]

Barbara in her kid voice is the most adorable thing on the face of the earth!

[@GeminiRosche]

Cait Cher it sounds like Harley Quinn

[@assistantmagus5213]

Orf.

[@Ebaneezer]

No

[@P1K3L]

I know right.

[@Shadow-ue6fq]

Burnie, Ryan, and Jeremy are all wearing gray shirts with jeans while Barbara is wearing two sweater

[@TheImmortal361]

Jeremy's in a black on black ah shirt

[@jeanne1627]

Thats barbara for you

[@dannutt5701]

4 of the best RT employees right here... Oh and Risinger too. Yeah. He's, uh, good?

[@peterstangl8295]

for the 5 minutes he's in XD

[@trickcyber]

Dan Xiao Long Does Burnie count as an "employee"?

[@jormungandrworldserpent6437]

TrickCyber well I mean he’s not the boss so... I guess?

[@tbkmusic2640]

Uh oh

[@InvictvsNox]

Also, I'm super digging just Tyler being the audience.

[@HaydenLau.]

Ryan doing Still Alive was amazing

[@lucastait9361]

30:06 is not a good moment now knowing what we know

[@canadianmoth]

yea he sure didnt say no

[@DaveSimonH]

Merry Christmas to everyone at Rooster Teeth, and anyone reading this comment.

[@garrettburke7566]

DaveSimonH right back to you mate.

[@AtenSol12]

DaveSimonH same to you, yo!

[@ExBruinsFan]

And also to you.

[@JEST3R_]

DaveSimonH thank you

[@yukiandkanamekuran]

i dont wanna like, it's at 69 likes

[@GeminiRosche]

I keep forgetting that Burnie and Jon have both been divorced before. And that Jeremy and Ryan are married men.

[@TheNinthGeneration1]

Nick Brennen well with Jon being with Blain so much, it only made sense

[@derekmann8239]

well

[@genesisrhapsodos9782]

So, Burnie's parents are a Catholic priest who is also a science teacher for a father and his mother is Jewish.

[@youngcavedweller]

Genesis Rhapsodos you can be a catholic jew

[@jamilaw7991]

wasnt burnies mum a nun too??

[@Razor24101994]

Rabbie Burns - new RT Animated Adventures!

[@Frank_Ditch]

No, wabbie bornz

[@DePieks]

I've watched 18:41 to 19:02 so many times. I keep coming back to rewatch it. I honestly believe it's the funniest 20ish seconds from any OTS episode.

[@calebmarkwood347]

One of my favorite memories of Burnie. Good luck to you in your travels.

[@EloImFizzy]

Is it wrong that I find Ryan and Jeremy's song so addicting? xD

[@rjackson4222]

EloImFizzy It's Still Alive, of course it's addictive and catchy

[@needamuffin]

Burnie and Ryan. I'm not sure who I want to root for, I've never had to choose between them before.

[@JohnGrahamDoe]

4:09 Ryan: "That's what it feels like!" Me: "...to be Treyco"

[@azaanow2327]

"Because 7, that's for the Muslims" LMAO! I'm Muslim. Approve of this joke.

[@munschirl]

Next year Jeremy and Jack team name: #OneBigO

[@jonathanhart54]

Shout out to Rays mom

[@thegamingtheater420]

barbra and burnie = father and daughter(RWBY)

[@dannutt5701]

Thiefgamer I wonder if she lost some brain cells along with that arm?

[@felixsweet2700]

If anybody's looking for the timestamp, it's 29:40

[@Bobbyroberts310]

Y I K E S

[@malchir4036]

The cringe is real...

[@Ubayla]

That was an amazing episode.

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

22:12 I can only see a young Yang Xiao Long.... and I am not sure if I'm confused or happy.

[@peterstangl8295]

somebody should animate this as "Taiyang explaining hannukah for little Yang"

[@klavslemanis8381]

Make an RTAA with Jeremy and Ryan singing as Sarah! Best thing I have heard in a long time :D

[@Heavenlyhounds96]

this match is basically RoosterTeeth vs. Achievement Hunter

[@PChamileon97]

Heavenlyhounds96 more like RWBY v MineCraft

[@plishy]

"Was the yo racist?" Im dying XD

[@theapplecommunity5021]

Burnie looks so freaking good! goddammita

[@jesterjacks3933]

Yeah, Burnie is pretty hot....

[@Arlothed1no]

A dendrophilliac is someone who loves trees.

[@taylordinkins1961]

acegirlinastraightworld Sexually

[@Arlothed1no]

Taylor Dinkins Yeah pretty much

[@joshhaworth2155]

Rule 41 is real.

[@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312]

acegirlinastraightworld I thought a dendrophilliac was a skin doctor till like 10 minutes ago

[@DCVertigo]

Had moments of, that's the funnest bit, then Ryan got Jon with the dismantled gus AGAIN at the end, totally wins the show!

[@ackboi-9938]

my favorite On The Spot so far

[@ryancoates9223]

If they "cancel" the show, it will be episode 99 so they can't reach 100.

[@chaseong1338]

Ryan Coates no syndication /s

[@lChabbie]

Ryan Coates fast forward 6 months....Looks like they didn't "cancel" it! Lol

[@EmmaBonn96]

Barbara's Jewish kid voice was amazing

[@SeerWalker]

now this is a good bunch

[@ScruffyBoi]

i love how it seems that Ryan was singing the Glados song

[@humbletreestump8134]

McScruffy- he was singing the song from portal :D

[@Frank_Ditch]

YES I. NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@SABLy-Saul]

I saw the cast, and knew I'd laugh my ass of. I'm so glad I saw this in my feed.

[@Zoiyya]

I love On The Spot! Definately one of the very best shows on KZbin! ;)

[@JonRisinger]

LIES!

[@OriginalInsomnia]

That's the real the jon! quick get him!

[@Irydium]

21:05 one of the best clips of burnie

[@HaloHuntress]

I've never laughed so hard on an episode of On The Spot before. This group was superb.

[@LuckyBCC]

hands down one of the best episodes

[@MsAwesomeify]

Jeremy and Barbara probably never see each other, but I wouldn't be mad if they were in more stuff together.

[@loz9848]

Lincoln they were amazing when they were on the same team

[@moccoscyp]

Ryan singing at the Portal song was the best Christmas gift ever !

[@Kaos.the.1st]

This was the best On the Spot I've ever seen.

[@CharlieVSGaming]

Was having a good Christmas Eve then On the Spot was uploaded

[@saphironkindris]

There should be a full game of never have I ever with RT crew.

[@Macephtopheles]

When I read the title I was thinking "Ah. Rabbi Burns.. a Scottish themed one. Nice." Then realised it was said like a Jewish rabbi and not "Rabbie"...

[@cassidymills2599]

I love how Ryan's version of a song is the Portal song XD

[@Corrieography]

25:09 wth is Burnie trippin on lol

[@iledraagen]

I just realized he was just staring into nothingness and suddenly looked up wtf lmfao.

[@M1A1Stylo]

CorrieLejjena Spaced out hard

[@markwickham7338]

CorrieLejjena lmao when he looked up and jumped

[@NoMoreRunningAround]

i laughed so hard at this episode, they were all super funny.. especially ryan and jeremy, but burnie and barbara as well with some of their bits.. just love the "go up and chimney and make a nest"

[@alexisa.3132]

Ryan is here. I am happy

[@SmithyOneTwelve]

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST LINEUPS EVER ON THIS SHOW YES

[@jakewilliams8695]

This is the best episode of on the spot yet. Burnie may just be one of the funniest people at rooster teeth

[@AngrySunTheory]

If you pause at 22:40, you can see that bottle of Fireball is clearly marked "Always Open". So not only is Jon stealing Barb's whiskey, he's also a dumbass for putting the cap back on the bottle.

[@thedeegeesaga]

"gavin is going to be pissed with me" lol makes me remember of those "apologies accepted"

[@CutterHistorical]

Burnies ABCs of storytelling and 2nd game was definitely the highlight of this show... 700

[@ryleespencer212]

I love that 75%Jewish's ABC was the most normal ABC ever, while MenstralKrampus+HisJollyElves was the LEAST normal ABC.

[@captain4229]

30:11 oh no oh no that’s not good to hear

[@russ_dylan]

That was just the nicest intro

[@Crassha]

This is by far my favourite episode because of the last game.

[@callmeduck_13]

I like the fact that Jon is drinking out of the Always Open handle of Fireball... good job jon.. good job.

[@Likeomgitznich]

Lol you can see the fireball hitting

[@thebigspook]

with barbaras jewish accent, and the harley costume..there is some potential there

[@GeminiRosche]

Austin Bedwell Oh god, absolutely.

[@forcodonly]

I liked the always open tag on the fireball. Jon is getting al the hand me downs.

[@QuestionmarkX3]

0:53 This is the kind of moment that you regret when you get into a fight with your spouse. Lil J is bolder than most men.

[@Sith9890]

episodes with Jeremy are a treasure, add in Ryan, Burnie, and Barb and its a Christmas miracle

[@johnmathiason]

For April fools they should have pubert spore Haywood, Joe the cat, Pongo the puppet, and girl gus

[@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312]

John Mathiason or Gus dressed as he was in the stand alone short

[@TheTokenTrans]

Jesus, that is a giant thing of Fireball. ....I want it.

[@jamesparsons7924]

Jons Fireball wiskey saying "Always Open" on it😂

[@TheMelissaProject]

When the intros were really genuine, it made my heart happy!

[@LexTVi]

one of my all time favorite episodes lol

[@calciumgoodness4073]

Fireball was the first thing I noticed. They think it's a bad thing.

[@Nackeroo]

John Smith who's they?

[@TheTokenTrans]

the giant thing of Fireball was also the first thing i noticed...what does it *mean*

[@calciumgoodness4073]

Noah Starkoff In a few Rooster teeth videos its appearance is met with it being a challenge. I think a few of the creatures videos especially.

[@TayDoesStuff]

Looks like Jon was mistaken in this intro

[@jesseweisbrod12]

Really love this group, fantastic episode. Quick observation, I've watched a lot of Rooster Teeth content with Burnie in it, and I realize he's getting bulked up for Laser Team 2, but I just noticed he really is a big dude. That is all.

[@sethrosson9719]

Just want to say, thanks for the new thumbnail. Much easier to decide if I want to watch it when I know everyone who's in it.

[@Shoumien]

Rabbi Burnie burns on the spot?! HELL YEAH! I`ll watch it!

[@assistantmagus5213]

Burnie and Jon legitimately made me stop and google "dudes lactating", and man i wish i could unlearn things at times

[@Bec-fs2ks]

for an episode that you could tell no one wanted to be there for, it turned out alright. props for some enthusiasm guys

[@Raxis]

An On The Spot Episode with people who actually have Charisma? This series might be worth watching again.

[@Burnt_Rolls]

That panning of the crowd, only to just see Tyler. lol

[@brandenmerritt1]

I love that Burnies 'Jewish rabbi' voice is just Bernie Sanders.

[@Spetia]

I will never be able to listen to the portal song the same way ever again hahaha

[@aristopheliese]

I love how Ryan was singing in tune with Aperture Science

[@sg1nikos]

2 year anniversary of this episode! yay

[@jemmadux6364]

I've never clicked on a video quicker!

[@avafleming2146]

Sometimes i wish i could double like these sometimes, because they are just that good :3

[@avafleming2146]

Get these four together more often this was great :3

[@GeminiRosche]

Barbara's Jewish girl voices sounds so much like the Batman animated series Harley Quinn.

[@TheOriginalStix]

"Ryan, we gotta turn around right now, and...tonight you're sleeping on the couch." *Ding* "Tonight you are sleeping in the basement." *Ding* "Tonight you're climbing up that chimney and making a nest."

[@wilchilcott8349]

as an austrian great impression by burnie

[@gregorywinters7289]

Watching this in Christmas before the family wakes up

[@icecoldnut5152]

What I learned today: Bernie can't do an austrian accent. Like, at all.

[@icecoldnut5152]

ZATS WHAT THEY SAY

[@megatallicayer]

Burnie looked like Phil Kessel during the intro

[@devinsoucie8334]

I love this show so much

[@polyfamily9979]

that first puff from barb had me rofling

[@Chris_Corcoran]

This one is so good, we need more Jeremy and Ryan, + Gavin