ONE HOUR OF MEDIEVAL EMINEM | The Real Slim Shady, Lose Yourself, Without Me, Godzilla, Stan + more!

[@BeedleTheBardcore]

Hear more of my Medieval Hip Hop renditions here >> kzbin.info/www/bejne/rH3ReHmfeZirrdk

[@dontarguewithtrolls]

Bout to go 1592 on them

[@juan-pierregiezen473]

I just have one question, why? lol, when I saw this I thought he was doing some crazy shit again

[@Rabijeel]

Yay^^ More Background for the DnD-Bard^^ Gonna Rip this and put the Vocals on it, then play this on a "Duel of the Bards" in my Game^^

[@ledecoupeur4766]

Very nice Can you add Eminem acapellas : kzbin.info/aero/PLYedoNdjOcHIrCpfYnH39rgep0sngqmEV ?

[@asafaingram9088]

This is amazing man. Love it.

[@Dutchman._.]

As a kid from 1343 I can confirm, these are some certified tavern classics

[@air_cooled_andy]

😂

[@OrangeBroski75]

I was born a mere year prior to you, glad to finally see someone who has went through the same history as yourself!

[@ItsYeesh]

aye ye was born 3 years before me, Glad to see we all share the same tavern music taste!@@OrangeBroski75

[@NotDaJayC]

Underrated comment

[@heidihughes7013]

You a pup, move over. I was a fan since he first hit the scene in 1320😂

[@OfentseMwaseFilms]

Blows my mind that if Eminem never found these sounds, we wouldn't have the classics we have today!

[@john-p1n6l]

dr dre made them

[@Wysewolf]

​@@john-p1n6lIt was actually Apothecary Dre.

[@BDJones055]

All hail Slimmond the Shadow Bard!

[@nt4136]

@@BDJones055 Can I find him at the Sleeping Giant Inn?

[@chrisbarber7291]

You mean DRE?

[@meriemcullen8510]

this shit still slams after like 800 years

[@venmynxce5509]

Doth thou meaneth a fortnight?

[@shelbyavant5081]

Slaps. You talk like one of them God dang Mesopotamians 😂

[@fingled]

LMFAO🤣🤣🤣

[@Misslyssaleigh]

Lmao 🤣

[@Craqerzrus]

best comment

[@emily-sl3zs]

who's listening in 1324

[@Tangerineskies22]

Me 😂

[@Inauraofficial]

Me bruh

[@brimoore1982]

Encino man lmao 😂 and Pauly Shore

[@roxanamariastoica2534]

Me my lord

[@qafrbetclic1844]

My fellow peasant, I salute you from the year 1327. Pardon me, as I must return to my potatoes.

[@macaroni6028]

0:00 - The True Shadiest Minstrel 4:35 - Misplace Thyself 7:48 - Devoid of Me 12:29 - Dragonlord 15:58 - Until the Castle Walls Crumble 20:19 - Slay Thee 24:54 - The Ballad of Identity 29:21 - Sir Stan 35:59 - Smite that 39:31 - Royal Tincture 44:31 - Clearin' Out My Cobwebbed Chamber 49:36 - Backside Like That 53:59 - My Troupe 58:57 - Mystic Arts 1:01:55 - Ascendeth

[@Dkxy0707]

Isso completa o vídeo com chave de ouro 😂

[@underthetree5783]

so gayyyyyyyyyy

[@razvanilie3409]

bro xd that one with cobweb got me good xdd

[@retrozinhu9476]

smite that XD

[@curiouscollectiblesAU]

lmao

[@VBirchwood]

(An update for ye: I have now written the entire song!) "The Real Lord Shady": May I have thine attention please? May I have thine attention please? Will the true Lord Shady please stand up? I do repeat, will the true Lord Shady please stand up? We will have a problem here Ye all act like ye have not seen a medieval person before Swords all on the floor like Margaret, like Thomas crusade in through the door And we have lost to our enemies even worse than before First victorious, now throwing ourselves in for capture (Ahh!) It is the return of the, oh waitest, ye can't, thou art jesting He did not just proclaim what I think he did, did he? And Preacher Dre said, nothing ye fools, Preacher Dre is dead, he is vaulted in the tomb's basement Unorthodox women still love to sing a hymn O' lord, o' lord, Lord Shady, art thou sick of him? Ye look at him, trotting around, grabbin' his rubied cross, Showing his silk-spun cloths, but he is handsome though Aye, I may have got a couple of my loyalties and morals loose But no worse, than what is going on in thy royals chambers Sometimes, I crave to climb the stage and just let go, but can't But it is just for Thomas Smith to hunt a grand moose My ankles have been stripped, my ankles have been stripped And if I am fortunate thou mightst just give them a little kiss And 'tis the lesson we deliver to all our kin And expect them not to know what a woman's bosom is And against God's will we give another a green gown Long before a courtship or officiating of betrothal And beg for forgiveness on Sundays in the chapel We are no more than God’s chariots But some of them are Barbarians, Who slice others open like a bread loaf But if we can hurt others just to have triumph, There is no reason two mustn't kiss before they court But if ye feel as I, I am with the antidote Maidens wave your woolen hose, sing the chorus and Rondeau I am Lord Shady, aye, the real Lord Shady All ye other Lords and Ladies are just imitating So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up! (x2) John Gower needeth not write of courtly love to sell his rhymes But a sinful man must repent and payeth for all his crimes. Do ye think I care of being titled Knightly? Half of ye can’t even bear to look at me Let alone fight beside me But Lord, what if ye win, would it be wyrd Why, so ye men can just lie to get me here So ye can seat me here beside Edward the Third? Egad! King John the Second, better switch me thrones So I can sit beside Lionel of Antwerp and Chaucer And hear them bicker over who won the battle first The clodpates put me for display in the stocks Aye, I may be brave, but there are those that do mock (Shady!) At least I can find myself a Lady And show the whole Kingdom, how betrothal be (Ahh) I am abhorred by ye traitors, all ye do is gall me So I have been sent here to nobly destroy ye There still be a million who hold affinity and battle with me Who curse as me, who care not to be damned as me Who dress as me, walk, speak, and act as me And may just be, the next best thing, but not quite me For I am Lord Shady, aye, the real Lord Shady All ye other Lords and Ladies are just imitating So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up! (x2) I am a power to listen to, but I purposefully give the chatter Things ye jest about with friends, drinking mead in the tavern The difference lies, I'm in the station to speak my mind in front of ye And I needn’t be false or smeareth it in honey at all I merely tower on the platform and assert it And whether ye want to reveal, I do have grit Better than ye cowards out there who just stand Then ye wonder, how can Lord Shady rule so many lands? It is loyalty, the manner in which others show their fealty A Lord with such a faithful Vassal serving Paying homage while my best made plans are stirring And still as Lord Shady, for more power I am yearning In every man, there may be a Lord Shady lurking He could be conquering Normandy, but instead he beeth here hurting Or in the warfield charging, we are damned to hell with all this luck With his sword drawn and his armour struck So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up And point one of your fingers, on each hand up Egad! Ye be proud to be crazed and fight for control And once more, with all your might, loud as ye can, how doth it go? I am Lord Shady, aye, the real Lord Shady All ye other Lords and Ladies are just imitating So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up! (x4) Gad, there be but a Lord Shady within all of us Damned in hell, let us all stand up.

[@krystian6470]

This is amazing, please finish it.

[@VBirchwood]

@@krystian6470 Thank you! I write historical poetry so these lyrics are so much fun. I'll finish them up, or at least complete more of the lines 😊

[@VBirchwood]

@@krystian6470 just added more!

[@hardcorsD]

I read this in time with the song, it fits perfectly.

[@VBirchwood]

@@hardcorsD Thank you!! I tried to keep the rhythmic integrity as much as possible, but it can be tricky sometimes

[@TorSkywalker]

This is what the internet was made for.

[@ysmir6065]

couldn't agree more :D

[@skyleonidas9270]

actually its for killing commies

[@CoastalConservancy]

Agreed

[@fabianustertius6460]

yep

[@umwas]

pretty much

[@TheBaileyandashlyn]

The gods of KZbin have blessed us once again with a strange but perfect suggestion.

[@Downwiththethickness666]

yes

[@Pezvr54]

“Certified tavern classic”

[@ASMRdiandra]

😂

[@Limonman1312]

crazy how good this is after 1,200 years

[@user-km4gl3ru5t]

This jam ended the Crusades.

[@viviyep]

Only 1000s kids know

[@rsb__]

@@viviyepLOLLL 💀

[@Mixedpixie]

@@viviyep😂

[@J_Smith7]

lol

[@nebre7642]

So glad Eminem did covers of these forgotten masterpieces!

[@realrandom7666]

no shit eh...........

[@bakruptfern329]

No these aren't covers, he actually orchestrated these back like a thousand years ago or something

[@alexgolberg3851]

@@bakruptfern329So glad for eminem to have reintroduced these fair tunes into society 🔥🔥🔥

[@ShinySahil]

nah eminem is just an omnipotent entity and takes the form of a white guy that raps so he can have fun

[@matthewmclees4105]

these are parodies of eminem. ive done hours of research and i can prove that these came after eminem's original versions.

[@patychan27]

It sounds like Eminem was going on a quest to find the real slim shady

[@BierBart12]

And in the end, it turns out that it was him all along. If there was a game like Brutal Legend but about hip-hop, this would be the story

[@Porter_Has_Problems]

At the end of our heroes journey we find out that theres a slim shady (treasure) in all of us

[@pioneerboyz]

Bruh I said this comment a few weeks before this on a Joe Porter Rap Percussion video

[@laniakea1541]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[@michaelostergren3516]

I imagine it like monty python and the holy grail but with an eminem flavor

[@franiu1313]

4:35 Tho I was born in 1410 i still remember this epic rap ballad. It went something like this: Intro: Hear ye, if thou had one chance, one grand crusade, To claim all honor in a fleeting parade, Wouldst thou take it, or let it swiftly fade? Hark! Verse 1: His hands doth shake, legs weak, helm feels heavy, The tavern’s ale spills, though his goblet’s not ready. He’s tense, but on the surface, looks battle-ready, Ready for war, though his thoughts be unsteady. The speech he prepared is lost in the crowd, The squires all cheer, their voices so loud. He falters-how? The jesters jesting still, The bell doth toll, his fate’s drawn by will. Snap back to the fray, oh, the banners fly high, His sword feels weighty, yet he must try. There goes the foe, a misstep, a stumble, He’s enraged, but his spirit won’t crumble. He won't quit, nay, his fire’s not spent, Though armor’s dented, his heart’s intent. He knows his quest, though his coffers are bare, The squires cheer louder, they know he doth care. Return to his castle, to plan once more, By firelight’s glow, he’ll even the score. Back to the smith, his blade to hone, The siege draws near-he won’t stand alone! Chorus: Thou must lose thyself in the clash of steel, This moment is thine, thou must strike with zeal! Thou hast but one shot, let not the chance fly, For such an opportunity comes once, then goodbye. Verse 2: The trumpet’s call, the knights now prepare, The battleground looms, with banners in air. His comrades beside him, blades raised with pride, In taverns last night, they drank side by side. But now 'tis war, not a jest or a song, This moment will judge who’s weak, who’s strong. His hands still shake, but his grip’s iron-clad, He knows if he fails, he’ll lose all he had. The trebuchets launch, the arrows take flight, The hourglass empties, now comes the fight! The foe draws near, steel clashes with roar, He fights for his land, his honor, and more. The squire shouts loud, “Hold fast, stay true!” The knight nods grimly, his path to pursue. Though blood stains his tabard, he won’t yield yet, The tavern songs echo, a promise unmet. Back to the hall, he dreams of the feast, But first must come victory, slaying the beast! Chorus: Thou must lose thyself in the storm of war, This moment is thine, let it slip no more! Thou hast but one chance, let not the sword fall, For battles like this come but once, if at all.

[@DeffoNotToucan]

Dude what the fuck this is insanely good

[@FrenchMaid-e7j]

Bro, I how can it be so that thou hast been overlooked?

[@femalediction9050]

Okay this is absolutely epic. Genius.

[@ShiaHomesteader]

Dude!

[@ShallowStrangeness2627]

Omgggg bro that's so impressive😩✋🏻✨ , i'mma try singing along holy heck man

[@zacharylu8864]

Loseth thyself Lo If thou hadst One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything thou ever desired In one moment Wouldst thou capture it Or merely let it slip? Lo His palms art cool, knees weak, out of fuel There's drool on his armor, bejeweled, mother's gruel He's anxious, but on the surface he appears so cruel To joust a bout, but he knoweth he can't redo What he doeth now, the whole court goeth so loud He draws thy sword, but thy slices won't reach out He's choking, how, the jester is joking now The hourglass runneth out, times up, and now Snappeth back to reality, o, there goeth gravity O, there goeth the abbot, he's cloaked wearing a cowl, he won't giveth in that easy? No He won't haveth, he knows his psalms lo and behold, doth not matter, he's plagued, he knoweth that, but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knoweth when he goes back to thy humble abode, that's when it's Back to thy battle and, Lo, thine whole rhapsody Best goeth capture this moment and hopeth it don't pass him thou had best loseth thyself in thy musick, thy moment thou owneth, thou should'st never letteth go thou only getteth one shot, do not miss thy chance to blow This opportunity cometh once in a fortnight, yo thou had best loseth thyself in thy musick, thy moment thou owneth, thou should'st never letteth go thou only getteth one shot, do not miss thy chance to blow This opportunity cometh once in a fortnight, lo

[@avafox7561]

YES

[@aoifekc89]

Beautiful

[@Scp_-du6tu]

sure had a fun time reading that

[@7Xenos7]

IM LIKE 69 BOYS

[@mr2loser]

Greatest comment in the history of everything.

[@ilikelobsters.2376]

I have sucessfully convinced my mother that this is Christmas music.

[@vvelvettearss]

o my that madeth they laugh ! it's the bells isn't it xD

[@nvijain]

😆

[@KnospenGoblin]

ahahhahhaha

[@thegoodartist6380]

Thanks for the update

[@poeticbyrd]

thats amazing lol

[@MJ27129]

Everyone gansta till lord Marshall of the slim shadows pulls up to court.

[@veeeeediots]

Ah yes, the genuine slender shadows.

[@hidef_funk]

😂

[@funkybadlozza1537]

@@veeeeediots I have nothing to add, this is just really funny and creative

[@survivalcorps1101]

Everyone *hooligan

[@joshweaver7998]

this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever read hahahahaha

[@mislysantana5025]

I came here for the video. I came for the music. I came for the comments. And i my friend im not disappointed 😂 this is art at its finest. Thou knoweth the way

[@miguelcarvalho2876]

0:00 - The True Shadiest Minstrel 4:35 - Misplace Thyself 7:48 - Devoid of Me 12:29 - Dragonlord 15:58 - Until the Castle Walls Crumble 20:19 - Slay Thee 24:54 - The Ballad of Identity 29:21 - Sir Stan 35:59 - Smite that 39:31 - Royal Tincture 44:31 - Clearin' Out My Cobwebbed Chamber 49:36 - Backside Like That 53:59 - My Troupe 58:57 - Mystic Arts 1:01:55 - Ascendeth 🤓🤓🤓

[@darknix7201]

how thsi doesn't have any comment???

[@nesrinoz3926]

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA

[@grandcommander1140]

😂

[@tyron2479]

Awesome 😂

[@Idiotic_Erdun]

How did you even imagine these name?!

[@Nono-qw9rw]

i never thought i would need a medieval eminem playlist to help me focus on my homework

[@loladeschamps159]

Same !! i was looking for the lofi girl but this is 100x better, this is insane !

[@1mamao]

@@loladeschamps159 YESSS!!! Precisely that! I slowed it down and now it's perfect for what I need

[@sentientplant9658]

I wanna like this comment but it currently has 666 likes so I'm not touching it lmfao

[@chrisresuta6675]

I just discovered it today and will be using it to study for my exams!

[@dancinglight8411]

this is the only music i've listented to for weeks now help

[@phoenixhazard]

"You walk into a tavern... loud music resonates from a blonde bard who is speaking quickly and melodically"

[@vickyvic8619]

Sorry I ruined the 69 likes. But your comment deserved it.

[@teban_8054]

that gave the same chills as Erica tossing the D&D 20 side dice in Stranger Things.

[@jpjacobsenbr]

As you finish your ale the bard rattle his hands and asks: "Please stand up" He repeats: "Please stand up"

[@catapatata]

xD

[@diulikadikaday]

"pick up ye mic" "you cannot pick up ye mic"

[@-Master_Of_Disaster]

Imagine entering an inn or a tavern in a cold night in the year 1224 as a lone wanderer to seek shelter from the dark and you hear something like this been played by the local bards. This stuff would be mind blowing.

[@OnFireEveryday]

genshin impact tbh

[@pawelhyzopski6456]

I kid you not. It always was. If it wasnt we kicked them out😂

[@zahid7shah]

If this ain't playing in my funeral, I'll refuse to die...

[@KaseyKae]

😂😅

[@sjrobey]

correct response

[@MachPrimeRib]

Mum just passed. Can confirm.

[@Menathekermit]

imortallity achieved

[@t-s-s3802]

very few accept death, but death doesn't care

[@teddysautomotive]

why was this recommended to me... and 3 years later? this is a banger. thanks again, youtube

[@TurtTheGenocideTurtle]

yess

[@notanotherfuckingnikki]

I was thinking that same thing 😂 WTF is this and why now? The algorithm is always fucking with me lol

[@craven5328]

​@@notanotherfuckingnikki In exchange, I've been fucking with the algorithm as much as possible...searching and clicking on all sorta of random stuff. Keeps it interesting.

[@Awintersfrost]

I actually love it so much first time too haha

[@cocothedoll]

Nah fr, baby loves it tho, perfect timing!

[@inspireyourselfnow]

I didn't know I needed this, but now my life is better.

[@StSokol]

+1

[@QTPieZz]

oh lord he is reading poetry off his cranium.

[@DonVermillion]

+1

[@gr0dytoadstools]

Same here.

[@sprinkles_091]

omg SAME.

[@Depressed_Duchess]

I felt so alone in this world, until....THIS! FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME! HISTORY NERD AND EMINEM FAN AT THE SAME TIME! GIVE this guy a grammy!

[@BobDingus-bh3pd]

I can’t stop picturing DrDre dressed as a medieval squire strumming the lute

[@Abominable_Intelligences]

"Squire! fetch me your most illustrious tunes!"

[@AlbertoGarcia-yb4ih]

He would have been in Africa - but still I see your point. 😉

[@jantaganas8822]

He a bard

[@BlackFamEntertainment]

that be sick af

[@Yue_Jin]

we wuz squires n shiet.

[@MikelWhost]

I don't truly know what's better, the music or the comment section!

[@ciaraharville4353]

I was thinking the same

[@MikeMikeMiky]

Agreed

[@fleurtjevangrondelle4523]

Definitely the comment section🤣🤣🤣

[@orderglyconow]

Reading the comment section whilst listening to the music, verily.

[@athecheat]

You can have thine sweet bread and eat it too, read as you listen

[@bungerroyale112]

Definitely using this for D&D backing music in a tavern. Absolute masterpiece

[@berzerkbankie1342]

Literally what I was thinking

[@reptiloidmitglied2930]

Is there a bard in the tavern that insults people hard but in a clever way that they have to leave in shame without finishing their beer?

[@SCP-Dr_Bright]

@@reptiloidmitglied2930 he casts a MEAN vicious mockery

[@whereyouseeashiseegold]

I'm trying to get into D&D and i think this is helping me. lol

[@xgtwb6473]

I love you nerds ❤

[@Maddie-123-p88]

I was born in 1325, and i remember when all of these bangers first came out. It was revolutionary.

[@dorin4694]

next D&D session is gonna be insane

[@kernkart4870]

Im thinking about designing an entire one shot around this. (rap) Battle at the 8th Mile Inn

[@jakob3044]

I'm such a nerd

[@dannylamb456]

The All Bard Party, but everyone is an elf and a rapper.

[@Evija3000]

The first song is total carnival background music.

[@MrMorlaf]

Can I play please?

[@anthia1156]

It's too unfortunate that the lyrics were lost in history....😢 we will never know what bard Em was signing about....

[@YippydaSnoop]

I heard there's a Kings James version 😅

[@ilovebeinagirl]

I have located an old, tattered tablet which contains the etchings from "The Most Authentic Fellow Slim Shady" and I have posted it.

[@MichaelMiller-ne7jg]

(Verse 1) May I have your ears, may I have your ears? Will the true minstrel please stand forth? I repeat, will the true minstrel please stand forth? Y'all act like ye never heard a tale before Jousting galore, knights in armor, valor, and more Sword clashes, shield smashes, all across the floor But alas, it's the tale of a bard, you can't ignore (Chorus) So won't the real minstrel please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up? For we're about to regale, with a merry sound With lutes and drums, let's gather all around (Verse 2) I said, "My lords and ladies," why all the rage? You act like ye never heard a sonnet in thy age Noble dames, gallant knights, a medieval stage Performing feats of bravery, it's all the rage So won't you lend an ear and let the story unfold Of dragons slain and kingdoms told (Chorus) So won't the real minstrel please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up? For we're about to regale, with a merry sound With lutes and drums, let's gather all around (Bridge) Attention, lords and ladies, attention, lords and ladies All you noble folk, put down thy mugs, let's not be lazy For the real minstrel is here to entertain With tales of chivalry, honor, and disdain (Verse 3) So whether ye be a serf or a lord of the land Join in the revelry, give thy clap and hand For the minstrel's here to entertain, in full command With jests and ballads, let the festivities expand (Chorus) So won't the real minstrel please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up? For we're about to regale, with a merry sound With lutes and drums, let's gather all around (Outro) So here's to the minstrel, the true entertainer With tales of yore, he's a real entertainer Raise thy goblets high, let the merriment flow For in this medieval parody, we steal the show!

[@saorux5267]

​@@MichaelMiller-ne7jg i hope someone that can sing does this cover haha, like...humanity really needs to hear this!

[@RestingCatNipFace]

@SkySurferRain😂😂😂

[@adolfotadeo4021]

I didnt ask for this, but now i can't live without this

[@Samlebens1]

Same, this is a perfect example of "why tf is this in my recommendations?" to "wtf the algorithm knows me better than myself"

[@dragonboyyy9572]

You mean better than thou knoweth thyself@@Samlebens1

[@debbiesroommate]

Eminem has Trump Derangement Syndrome

[@RocioCastanedaGomez-ms8jw]

True

[@thekarmicdf]

WHY DOES THIS VIBE SO HARDDD 💃🏽

[@andyb6981]

I will never bad mouth YT's "recommended" algorithm ever again.

[@chahailus]

Right?! But what does this say about us😂

[@Legitimate123]

@@chahailus That we have impeccable taste?

[@Dethmegadeth]

I will cuz it's mostly garbage.

[@ilikeavacado]

Personalisation is the bane of exploration. Old internet is dead, hail corporate

[@will44bott]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@TheBridget272]

I really hope Eminem knows this exists and has rapped along.

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

He would love this :3

[@Julia-Klara]

I’d love to hear it

[@brozerremix]

@@Julia-Klara I got it wait for a couple of days

[@blunthex]

Bag pipes from Baghdad ring a bell?????

[@iminyourfridge894]

@@brozerremix It's been a couple of days

[@jameswall2445]

I think I've finally accomplished being the cool dad. A while back my daughter told me she really likes Eminem but she can't listen to him at school because of the bad words. I introduced her to medieval hip hop and gave her the Eminem playlist and now we've been listening to it everytime we get together.

[@snichzzy6526]

omg dad of the year right here 😎👌

[@bamf1317]

This is the way

[@allykayyy2683]

Love it. My husband and I got into it the other day so I took MY daughter out just to go somewhere and not mope around the house sad about it... I pass her the aux cord because she was keeping me company so I figured least I could do was let her pick her own songs... (Billie eilish Melanie Martinez and the like... Not my cup o tea but whatever) The first song she puts on is The Kids/Drugs are Bad 🤦 She doesn't even like Eminem that much. That one was just trying to cheer me up. It worked 👍 Kids are great ain't they. Eminem ain't just an artist, He's the bridge to the gap between adults and kids.

[@kellym9190]

I wish I had a dad like you when I was a kid 😢 So sweet what you’re doing 💖

[@hellstreet]

@@allykayyy2683 who asked?

[@VBirchwood]

29:21 Lyrics for 'Stan' ('Stanley'): My ale’s gone warm I wonder why I Rose up from the hay at all The morning rain cloudeth my window And I see nought at all And even if I could it shall all be grey Placest thy portrait on altar It remindeth me, it beeth not so bad It beeth not so bad My ale’s gone warm I wonder why I Rose up from the hay at all The morning rain cloudeth my window And I see nought at all And even if I could it shall all be grey Placest thy portrait on altar It remindeth me, it beeth not so bad It beeth not so bad Lord Shady, I wrote thee but still shant call upon thee I left my hamlet, cottage name, and whereabouts at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, thou must not have got them Was there a problem with the messenger and the bottle? Sometimes I babble directions too hastily or forgotten Nevermind that, egad, how dost thou do? Lord how beeth thy daughter? My maiden's with child too, soon I shall be a father If God gifteth us with daughter, guess what I shall call her? I shall name her Bonnie I heard of thine Uncle Ronnie, God haveth mercy My friend left in battle too, thought of himself unworthy I know thou likely hearest this day after day, but I think of thee as family I inquire about thee and take mead with thine Auntie Annie Thy scrolls and sentimentals fill the floor of my shanty I love what thou didst with Preacher Dre too, the grand finale Gad, I hope thou receive’st this Lord, respondest back, Just to banter, truly yours, unofficially thy family This is Stanley My ale’s gone warm I wonder why I Rose up from the hay at all The morning rain cloudeth my window And I see nought at all And even if I could it shall all be grey Placest thy portrait on altar It remindeth me, it beeth not so bad It beeth not so bad

[@VBirchwood]

@okay man here they are!!

[@okayman2057]

@@VBirchwood Lovely. I'll try to use my terrible vocals and do a cover when I get the chance. But it will take a lot of work as medieval English is not my strong suit, my video editing and work audio set up is still a work in progress. If I do make one I'll be sure to tag you in it. On my non-existent channel. I just copied your user name and all the lyrics onto a word document.

[@okayman2057]

@@VBirchwood man that saves me sooo much time. I had to scroll through the KZbin comments to find your stuff.

[@VBirchwood]

@@okayman2057 yeah! someone else requested I place all the lyrics I've written somewhere, so it lit a fire and got me to finally finish building my site haha

[@okayman2057]

@@VBirchwood grateful to see other millenials get empowered by random comments on KZbin.

[@pennadesign]

No idea how I ended up here, but I'm grateful the universe sent me in this direction.

[@olhakotenko5339]

same) I'm not even Eminem's fan

[@jackkoshyari6916]

Amen, stranger. Amen.

[@soundwaveravagesuperior]

Agreed.

[@amazing_creationsofficial3464]

thats what im saying, fr!

[@MikeGuy87]

Same lol

[@matthewlee8667]

Apothecary Dre. has been real quiet since this was played at the King's Court

[@LongShaynx]

I heard a rumor that Apoc. Andre was locked away in Sir Shady's Dungeon, with a crossbow aimed at his face.

[@MrCrashDavi]

+

[@wsegal]

He definitely fell off.

[@constantin-catalincapatina7956]

Oh my God, I am dead, Apothecary Dre lmao

[@marcellllll]

"Apothecary Dre" HAHAHAHAH DEAD

[@chrisdiehlcannon5812]

When i go back in time, I'm bringing these masterpieces with me. Taverns will play all of these.

[@lhays117]

Memes aside, these songs unironically would work very well as the soundtrack for some medieval fantasy video game.

[@lhsouza9234]

yeah

[@VinMeasles]

Godzilla would be like some spelunking music for the most part

[@kidaicarasmurphy4938]

NO

[@kidaicarasmurphy4938]

LUKE WHO IS YOU MAN?

[@kidaicarasmurphy4938]

I WANA NO THAT GOOD GUY LOOK UKE

[@ErinTheGameDev]

Can't wait till the plague is over and I can dance to this with all my fellow wenches in the tavern. Might even show a bit of ankle.

[@localsymbiosis]

thats hot

[@Erelas.]

sinful

[@zyrnnh110]

Oh the plague lemao

[@seafry7208]

Plague? fuck you talkin about? you been watchin too much tv!

[@simonsayz5422]

@@seafry7208 Heathen! he who dos not belive in the plague must be a witch :D

[@ppcbernier9945]

Lost my family to the Black Plague, but at least i can still jam out to Em

[@ralisgroffen]

you mean jester Master of Music

[@ppcbernier9945]

@@ralisgroffen there's vomit on his tunic already, moms grool confetti

[@valentinamusolino1910]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@JMMin-Kahan]

This is actually why most Europeans have auto immune diseases they don't even know about, its a sideaffect of having the dna makeup best suited to survive the Black plague, like how sickle cell is a side affect of the best dna against malaria

[@zf10studios52]

@@ppcbernier9945 His truest feelings possess an err of timidness, yet upon the exterior he exhibits a most noble composure

[@Sioux_sun]

Thanks!

[@LeagueProReplays]

I don’t know why the KZbin algorithm recommended me this, but I’m sure glad it did! I never knew I needed medieval soundtracks in my life.

[@funvideoperson5268]

Was just watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt--it's the Al Gore Rhythm, lol! 😄

[@deloreswilson1798]

Jumpeth up and jumpeth up and jumpeth down...😆😆😆😂

[@bryanfoley71]

lol same

[@Sanvdh]

Hahah hear hear yeay

[@_xanna]

You must just have good taste my man

[@DorchadasAgusSolas]

I remember hearing this at the tavern near the market place whilst i was travelling near the broken old stone bridge , i just had to see this incredible performance from a band of artists and performers that call themselves 'DeTwelve' .. i remember that the fair maidens could not hold their dresses low and their corset tight because maidens be swinging with that behind.. Ah the 1490's actually was such a splendid time .. everything changed when the 1500's came .. Edit: Every one of those 'Likes' are appriciated my friends. Take Care.

[@snichzzy6526]

why this comment only have two likes??? this is gold-

[@therismetrengaarde8315]

Mm, verily. T'was the spell of blackest sorcery that changes every thing from the lowlands to the highest reaches of the frozen north.

[@artvandelay48]

In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue BARS

[@squidpaladin]

I recall this mineself. Sir Shady was beset by two maidens who couldst not believe that verily, t'was him, his lordship Eminem. Twas curious; the fair ladies, nearly swooning themselves to death, both bore a striking resemblance to his lordship.

[@cabe_too.0h]

ah the accursed 1500's--alas, lord shady shall ner be brought thither to what once had beset hims. you know things just ain't the same fa gangstas

[@Zefiros89]

After so many years, KZbin's algorithm finally worked well

[@yazanaltamimi]

yeah mann! I’m attending some seminars to Medievel and I like Eminem and that’s excitly what I neded now hahah

[@neilcreamer8207]

I got a link on Facebook. The jury's still out on the algorithm.

[@Cri11e]

algorithms was better before google bought :|

[@peterh2828]

We have arrived!

[@opalamala]

i was like.... Eminem...medieval.... when... why..... ok ...let's click... and rest is history...

[@bootkon]

I've no idea how and why but KZbin has recommended me this... And now I'm in tears of joy 🤣 God bless the Internet

[@SpySnatcher]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE BLACK DEATH WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

[@TheDragonInTown]

win or die trying *dies*

[@user-km4gl3ru5t]

😂

[@workout4552]

black death when smoking shit

[@kirstenhorne2029]

palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy? 😳

[@natewilson111]

Black Death Matters

[@ellusiv5121]

It sounds like it would go perfectly with Plants vs Zombies. Idk why.

[@DefenderOfVirginity]

those zombies dont fuck around, it gets intense

[@kevingarcia8922]

I've been playing the game after years. Now I'm going to play this in the background while I get my plants ready for battle.

[@winstonsmith2712]

It's perfect for AoE 2!

[@Cephlin]

@@winstonsmith2712 yeah AoE2 hahahaha

[@spaceowl5957]

That's so accurate wtf

[@PAPSN]

Do you make these? You’re absolutely sick. Huge talent. Sounds great. Well produced.

[@theinstantnoodle9628]

When the flute kicks in. I feel that.

[@thedynamik777]

the flute touched me

[@Techemilio7]

I became one with the flute

[@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy]

@@thedynamik777 and I touched the flute back.

[@FreakAwesom]

time stamp?

[@pdavda86]

I think they are talking about Stan

[@thegeneral19]

Imagine if they had people that actually made music like this in taverns during medieval times.

[@Pommelabricot4821]

Perfection.

[@benlewis5312]

Imagine if Eminem was a massive medieval history buff and just copied all their ballads

[@kristianthaler6525]

Watch Black Knight with Martin Lawrence from 2001, he goes back to the middle ages and in one scene he introduces them to good music.

[@chadpasta5112]

King Richard the 4th: "Bard, thine bars make me wonder; does it damage thine mouth to drop flaming bars such as these?"

[@Dulc3B00kbyBrant0n]

@@benlewis5312 ROFL

[@mandymaughan6198]

I started listening to this as a joke but found very quickly that it's actually so good!

[@JuliahFL]

Same...and 6 hours later I've choreographed an entire group lyrical dance routine for no reason...

[@arbustinelpana9355]

me too

[@gh0stpuppi333]

NO BC IT ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HITS

[@nixnax707]

same HAHAHAH i was looking for a vid to play music in the bg while i work, saw this and i was like lol, and now it's been hours and it's still playing

[@decker625]

Same... Then I skipped to Way I am, dang, that would've probably impressed in 1486 as it does today..

[@TheInfamousKenny]

53:58 (My Band) was my favourite because it sounded the most medieval out of all of them! But I LOVE these, this is what the world needs more of!! You have just earned yourself a lifetime subscriber.

[@JunioR_Gaming]

I'm going to use this in one of my D&D sessions and see how long the party takes to realize.

[@zhsjjzsjkz9788]

5 seconds

[@bruno13532]

i want an update on this

[@Driptacular_Dragonborn]

@@bruno13532 Me, too

[@buenvidanadz1969]

I think it would be bad to have "Slim Shady" queued up as the first one because the instrumental in its' beginning is very iconic XD

[@tvremote1234]

i need an update to this. how did it go?

[@Paul-yk7ds]

Me: KZbin: "ONE HOUR OF MEDIEVAL EMINEM" Me: Sure why not

[@kdemetter]

Same

[@nestoravila5385]

@@kdemetter Same x2

[@Yolazonejevousaime]

The most accurate comment I've read

[@mckennacal_pencil]

Me 5

[@EntryLevelLuxury]

pretty much

[@VBirchwood]

Lose Thyself: Look If thou hadst One chance One opportunity To seize everything thou e’er wanted In one moment Would’st thou capture it Just lettest it slip? Egad! His palms are balmy, knees weak, arms heavy There is vomit on his tunic already, mater's meat patty He feareth, but on the surface he looketh calm and ready To clash blades, but he forgets That which he wrote down, the crowd goes blaring loud He openeth his mouth, but the words do not creak out He is choking, how, ye all be jesting now The sun dials no longer guide the plough, Transported back into reality, gad, there goeth the heavenly Fie, there goeth the Hare, he strayed He is furious, but he shan’t admit the defeat? Nay. He refuseth to accept, he knoweth his whole may be slayed Doth not matter, triumphant, he knoweth, but he doth stray He is stagnant, he knoweth, when he goeth back to this cavernous hole, ‘tis when it's Back to the temple again, egad, this rhapsody Best ye go capture this moment and hope it doth not pass him Thou better loseth thyself in the music, the moment Thou ownest it, thou best ne’er let it go Thou only get one clash, dost not miss thy chance to throw This opportunity cometh once in a lifetime Thou best losest thyself in the music, the moment Thou ownest it, thou best ne’er let it go Thou only get one clash, dost not miss thy chance to throw This opportunity cometh once in a lifetime Thou better His soul escapeth, through this hole that gapeth This world is mine for the taking Ye make me king, as we move toward a New Kingdom upon us A simple life is torment, but tremendous rule is done as thus It only groweth harder, only groweth hotter He bloweth, it is over, these and maidens ‘round the corners, Coast to coast showeth, they know him as the Kingdomtrotter Lonely roads, God only knoweth, he groweth farther from home, he's no pater He goeth home but barely knoweth his own daughter But pinch thy nose, here goeth the cold water The wenches no longer want him, he beeth moulding fodder They moved to the next clodpate who flows, he nose dove and was slaughtered So the theatrics are told and retold, tragedy and drama, but the battles unfold.

[@VBirchwood]

@Guillaume Gevrey here are the lyrics you requested!

[@guillaumegevrey5818]

Wow, that was quick! You are a really talented wordsmith @V.Birchwood

[@VBirchwood]

@@guillaumegevrey5818 thank you! I write a lot of poetry so these types of projects are always a lot of fun 😊

[@dmitrykitainik3939]

​ @V. Birchwood - Historical Fashion This is absolutely amazing. I imagine him in a coat, breeches, and a tricorn reading this on a stage with an extended arm and his permanently disapproving expression.

[@VBirchwood]

@@dmitrykitainik3939 haha thank you!! Tricorne and breeches is more 18th century so a little late for medieval, but still a very funny and fitting visual 😊

[@drdybrdyHR]

This was YT recommendation. I heard the beat, immediately smiled, a loud thought "THIS IS AWESOME" and I started dancing. Slim Shady is by far my favorite. This is awesome. Keep up the good work!

[@pedromartin6244]

After 800 years, I finally find these magnificent pieces by the troubadour Eminem. Thank you KZbin algorithm for giving me back a part of my childhood

[@fips001]

now we just need a Gregorian choir rapping to it

[@aprilk141]

they'd just be "gregging" to it.

[@surpriseshoveit3514]

@@aprilk141 🤣

[@mekiaogborn9229]

Yesss!!

[@KougaJ7]

Eminem and the Gregging Gregorians

[@Felipe-kv8qd]

Yall acting like you've never seen a Catholic before Killin saracens and honoring St. George Or smthn some help me continue it

[@destroyermaker]

I would pay stupid amounts of money to see Em dress up like this and perform this live

[@Azelketh]

@@davidc756 yah

[@bigfudge2031]

I would love to see him sing it in Ye olde English

[@razawarrior]

Word! I would drop stupid cash on a dress up and singing in Old English at a Renaissance Faire

[@Atezian]

yeah dude i would pay to see that

[@yuejin1776]

m&m support woke Black Lives Matter i'm done

[@Haileyjays]

Never knew I needed this… but I needed this

[@andrewbuchan6122]

Omg, I was waiting for EMINEM to actually rap medieval style lmao

[@billieswagganutti]

SAME AHAHAHA

[@plushietwinninjas4990]

yes thy slim of the shady yes thy am the one true real slim of the shady

[@andrewbuchan6122]

@@plushietwinninjas4990 😂

[@wtfduud]

With such hits as "Lose Thyself" and "Verily Slim of the Shade"

[@ravennkings]

SAMEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@TOPNOTCHIDIOTS]

bruh this slaps

[@Johnnyfuhc]

Fr man jamming out to it rn

[@PINCHER001]

What is lil bro doing here

[@angrychild2909]

What is lil bro doing here

[@AKatarsis]

you wanna get checked?

[@gloopdogg1145]

Staged videos creator and bad actor who make money of stupid and ignorant people got good taste of music...😂

[@OutOfPocketSounds1337]

You never know what you're missing until you've found it. love to all of you!

[@realitygutter9694]

Best comment

[@danielmiller2323]

like mongolian throat singing? that stuff is dope

[@broskichannel4163]

@@danielmiller2323 hahahahaha

[@j.fischer707]

@@danielmiller2323 lmaooo

[@johannestaut784]

1001. Like

[@voodoo768]

49:40 i remember when me and the boys stumbled upon one of those eastern gangster lords in 1343. same song was playing in his palace. good old crusade times

[@Just1nvd]

Imagine Eminem with a live medieval orchestra doing these songs. It would've been an eargasm.

[@donvalette3589]

omfg i need that

[@LD-wu4lc]

The Eminem Show uses a lot of medieval sounding instruments.

[@jordydabear3897]

Thou't do lay one fat-ass beat- 🎩 🧐

[@donvalette3589]

@@LD-wu4lc yes, but would you imagine him going full like this track? I hope somebody adds the lirycs

[@seandavis8213]

Think they'd think he was chanting dark magic to talk fast like that

[@svant3]

Bardcore and tavernwave are two words I didn’t know I needed in my vocabulary.

[@Alexoiz]

Imagine Eminem actually does Medieval covers. I would listen to this song's all day long

[@gaberosado1901]

if thou hadst but one chance, wouldst thou conquer it, or wouldst thou allow it to escape you

[@TheXxKingSlayrxX]

observe

[@DrFunTV]

I can make it if people would listen it, with this instrumental.

[@chuckhouse5179]

@@DrFunTV Im down AF!!!

[@rchaykovskiy]

@@gaberosado1901 Urianger? Is that you?

[@perspgold8945]

I didn't know I needed this in my life and now I see the error of my past listens and promise to be better and do better

[@AJDraws]

Human creativity never ceases to amaze. This sounds like such a stupid concept, but it completely subverts expectations.

[@kidaicarasmurphy4938]

No.

[@natejohnson5393]

@@kidaicarasmurphy4938 yeah

[@Kiyoone]

YEAH genius! I mean, we can BLAST these in the church, no one cared, they actually enjoyed.

[@Fidolorous]

@@kidaicarasmurphy4938 No.

[@JR.ART.MX---DRAWINGS]

So true, I almost didn't click on this. I was pleasantly surprised :)

[@zed804]

I can't believe this actually exists. It makes me smile.

[@khasiodron]

same

[@martinbeitzel6170]

same

[@dennischauhan_dc2964]

me too

[@SigmaGamerProzst]

Lyrics of The Real Slim Shady Oh, gather 'round, ye fine folk so near, A tale of Slim Shady, ye shall now hear. In a bygone age, when quills did write, A minstrel did emerge with words so light. "Pray, lend thine ear, for I am he, The genuine Slim Shady, as you can see," A troubadour of yore, with verses bold, In verses, his saga he deftly told. "Will the true Slim Shady please stand tall?" The bard did sing, a merry call. A reflection in rhyme, a lyrical jest, Intriguing minds, putting them to the test. In riddles of rhythm, he did confound, His wit and jest, a mirthful sound. A jester in verse, a masterful bard, His words like music, struck hearts so hard. So harken now, to this tale of old, Where modern meets ancient, a fusion bold. "I am Slim Shady, the genuine in line," A ballad that echoes through the annals of time.

[@down_right_mischevious]

do godzilla

[@dproh_]

Actually hard

[@ItsAllGoodMan696]

We need more

[@luxe_feed]

Please do a cover using this beat lol probably go viral 😂

[@Jartran72]

You got some talent unless you just copied it from somewhere of course. Maybe find someone willing to record this? There is a chance for it to go viral for sure.

[@ДмитрийПушкар-щ5г]

Напевно найкраще рандомне відео що мені траплялося 😅🔥🔥🔥

[@dannyboymn5451]

"Hey dad why did mom name my sister rose?" "Because your mother loves roses" "Thanks dad" "No problem One Hour of Medieval Eminem"

[@4x4bass]

dude! :-)

[@TehDubberRucky]

Are we really recycling 5 year old jokes just to get likes on a youtube comment? Garbage.

[@periklis47]

that is tell me you love medieval eminem without telling me you love medieval eminem

[@phongdinh199]

cringe af since day one

[@ianzonja2975]

@@TehDubberRucky so what, it was funny to me

[@Malhazhen]

Only just discovered this, but having two tabs open with an acapella vocal against the medieval versions is amazing

[@bogdanmirzakabilov]

you sir truly belongth among real geniuses, may the lord bless your kin

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

@@bogdanmirzakabilov it's a laydeh

[@biggestkyle]

how do you do that lol

[@z-7918]

Ability unlocked: You just unlocked the ability to become a DJ

[@cayesh1234]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZmQZnp_jK1-jpI to acapella version!

[@archvaldor]

Did any one else start listening to this for the LOL's and then actually get into it unironically.?

[@hcmo8387]

yes ! HAHA

[@Kononekaya]

I was hooked instantly

[@muchthanks3100]

@@Kononekaya hooked! so good!

[@daneasterby494]

I’m here for it

[@staceyperrin7465]

I came to KZbin for something else, but this was on my homepage and now I can't remember what I was doing.

[@Pezvr54]

I got yall The real slim shady 0:00 Lose yourself 4:36 Without me 7:52 Godzilla 12:28 Till I collapse 15:58 Kill you 20:17 The way I am 24:48 Stan 29:21 Smack that 36:00 Purple pills 39:30 Cleaning out my closet 44:31 Ass like that 49:36 My band 53:59 Black magic 58:57 Higher 1:01:55 (Please pin this took forever)

[@freshfishbowl]

Person I just met: What kind of music do you listen to? Me: It's complicated.

[@Nesthetic99]

This joke is overused, my guy :/

[@neilcressey8189]

😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

[@cordero6960]

THE RAP OF THE CASTLE

[@garcalej]

Knock knock.

[@davidc756]

it's not complicated at all. In fact it's pretty decent lol

[@VrcTaco]

I wonder what people would think of this if they could hear it back in medieval times.

[@christtianwodson]

Same here, that would be dope for them!

[@paddington1670]

they would like it

[@DeleteExistence]

They'd party to it with mead and dodgy rye bread!

[@connorcriss]

@@paddington1670I think they actually wouldn't. A lot of musical taste is connected to a cultural context, one that they wouldn't have for this kind of song. It'd probably sound really bad to them, or possibly not even like music and more just like rhythmic sounds. Ofc I don't know for sure.

[@kenknowler5379]

they cant not feel it,

[@garcalej]

I can easily imagine Eminem in a red jester costume, capering about the court, dancing on tables, shaking his bum in their faces, and unnerving the nobility with his dope, socially biting lyrics.

[@ryanlavallee3644]

omg yes spitting fire for the king

[@hiddenintheshadows1469]

Good observation.

[@tonijelecevic9238]

Mylord quite an appropriate time for a small amount of controversy isn't it

[@edantyson844]

This is fucking hilarious

[@salazam]

2000's Eminem maybe, he was fun and lighthearted.... 20now Eminem is just angry all the time.

[@Duff-Clan]

I really like all the unique sounds and instruments, its so diverse and energetic and rythmic you could create flow and dance movement to some of it, I'm glad I found this channel, allows the imagination to express in the mind.

[@ethanmoon3925]

This is actually the best Age of Empires soundtrack since original AoE II

[@ALacunae]

So I'm not the only one that has noticed this hahah

[@SpikyDane]

@@anty77777 hell yeah!

[@patrickwingard1927]

Wololooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@VainerToast]

woh-lo loo -- woh-lo loo

[@wlockhart]

chopper

[@diegoruidiaz]

WHY youtube is showing me this a year later?? THIS IS GOLD, amazing mindblowing masterpiece. It's so good to do stuff, love it

[@alternativerose8120]

SAAAME!!!

[@dnminhvn]

same here dude xD so good

[@andyespinozam]

Yep, the algorithm did it again

[@e.wwwwww]

glad to see I'm not the only one who was robbed of this for a whole year XD

[@alexandrapedregal1564]

same

[@guagzila5185]

WE MAKING IT THROUGH THE CRUSADES WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥

[@pyotrtchaikovsky1840]

Hope your palms aren't sweaty, your knees strong and your arms not heavy. also maybe don't vomit on thy armour

[@Burningpaladin]

WE MAKING IT THROUGH THE BLACK DEATH WITH THIS ONE 🔥🐀🔥💀🔥

[@IvaraEllenStuff]

WE MAKIN IT OUTTA THE GUILLOTINE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@valentinamusolino1910]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@paulohenriquesantos6505]

Em nome de jesus cristo, nós derrotaremos os muçulmanos em nossa guerra santa, ao som de slim shady.

[@Rais_Yt621]

0:23 I think im tweaking but this reminded me of Dernière Danse

[@KRIS-gr5hn]

Played backwards... I hear it

[@SipanTseliker]

Wow! It is almost unbelievable that people centuries ago wrote these melodies... I am glad Eminem discovered these sounds and remade them. Thanks for the upload!

[@christophe1988]

👋🏻😊 Really ? You're not serious, are you? Centuries ? 😂

[@SipanTseliker]

@@christophe1988 yes, I believe it was like 500 years ago. And even more if we consider the medieval times to begin at around 1000AD. And then it's hard to transcribe them cause they probably didn't use the same 7 note system. Eminem is very knowledgeable of these things apparently. But it's not a bad thing. I don't consider it a theft at all.

[@christophe1988]

​@@SipanTselikerI see. The music has to come from somewhere, you would say. I thought it was made by computer. A bit like GarageBand. It's crazy ! 😮 Indeed, Eminem does not steal, he inspires himself. A true poet of the late 20th and early 21st centuries. ❤

[@SipanTseliker]

@@christophe1988 Maybe they also did have computers in the middle ages. There is the "Magenta Theory" and it says that magenta is not found in nature apart from LCD screens, so how could people back then know it and paint it in art? I think they had some kind of computers and they used them for producing music like in Garage band. And they were destroyed during the French revolution.

[@christophe1988]

The past and its mysteries. 😉

[@janekmorel]

Bard: What song would Your Highness please to listen? Your Highness: Ass Like That. Bard: Of course, excellent choice.

[@mrSargi7]

LMAO

[@thegoodartist6380]

Lol

[@jamesthegambler]

LOOOL :D :D :D

[@picklewart5382]

To be fair, Ass like that is pretty fire with these instruments.

[@RuiLuz]

LELLL!

[@WAVE0025]

Loseth Thineself, By Marshall Mathers, The bard that goes hard Ye thine palms are perspiring knees feeble, arms are hefty, thine vomit is on thine nounknitted jacket already, mother's thine pasta, thee is hysterical, but on thine surface thee looks calm and prepareth to dropeth explosives, but he keeps on forgetteth what thee wrote down thy whole crowdeth goes so loudeth thee opens thy mouth but thy words won't come out, thee's choketh now, everybodeth is joketh now, snap back to realiteth, opeth there goes graviteth, opeth there goes rabbitheth, thee choketh, thee furious but thee won't giveth up thou easeth? nay! Thee won't haveth, thee knows thine whole back to thine ropes, it matters not, thee, thee dopeth, thee is aware, but thee broke, thee's stagnanth, thee knoweths, when thee goes back to thine carriage settlement. that's when it's backeth to thine research area again, ye, thine whole rhapsody, better capture thy momenth and it don't pass thee thee better loseth thou self to thine music, thine moment, thee own it, thee better never let thine go thee only get one shoteth, thou shall not miss thy chance to blow thine opportuniteth comes once in a lifetime

[@robotmartini3756]

I just want you to know that I practiced this song for two weeks so I could introduce my Bird Bard with it. I did not choketh. Best intro I've ever done. TY TY

[@evelynspaghetti4978]

😂💕

[@morgannygaard1729]

Awesome.

[@jordanmcglotten3499]

Never have I laughed so hard and so much when reading a comment to the point that my vocals hurt! Hilarious stuff.

[@Chughes4616]

"To dropeth explosives" lmao

[@That0n3guy_3]

0:00 Slim shadi 4:34 Lose Thy Self 8:10 Without mi 12:38 Godlizard

[@antoniojuarez2287]

used these as soundtrack music in my dnd campaign for the past five months. i have gotten several compliments about it, even been told it "sounded familiar, what movie is this from?" they still don't know its eminem

[@antoniojuarez2287]

@3,14 _ they were in fact 12 year olds. Some younger cousins

[@heartlessdemon6115]

@3,14 _ you talk about him like he’s god lmao. I’m guessing you’ve been a long big time fan?

[@anotherterribleday]

@3,14 _ so pretentious over a _misinterpretation_ of the comment lmao. They HAVE heard his songs - it explicitly says they found the music familiar. They just didn’t piece together that it’s Eminem because of how it’s been changed

[@BertzBeez01]

@3,14 _ why is eminem the only rapper you like?

[@nazaxprime]

And that's why you are the DM. For your service I will direct you to "Latin smells Like teen Spirit" .🥞🍝

[@unfa00]

The amount of work this must have required is truly astounding. Well done.

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

Probably not that much. I dunno, maybe he plays the sackbut. But it's more likely that he downloaded the raw tracks and replaced each instrument with medieval instruments. It's actually pretty easy to do these days. But it a lot of fun. I'm not knocking it.

[@InceyWincey]

@@FS-yq9ef being real instruments they’ll probably all come from a plug in. Literally just select the track, choose a different instrument and that’s it. A matter of 10 seconds work once you’ve decided which instruments you’ll replace each track with.

[@superbilly283]

@@InceyWincey No, you can't just repplace the instruments, he can not have downloaded the project file in itself, but the rendered track as a mp3, which means, he still needs to create the song from 0, based on the original one. Doesn't take THAT much work, but definitely more than 10 sec

[@BLyat-kg7js]

​@@superbilly283 It is very likely that .midi files were used. When importing .midi files into a DAW it is as easy as dragging the preferred instrument to the correct track.

[@superbilly283]

@@BLyat-kg7js Oh so you think Eminem gave this random person his midi files for free 😂

[@aarphi1984]

This has absolutely no right being this good.

[@owenhunt]

The True Lord Shady and Lose Thyself are better than most things Beethoven did. Immediately makes me think of Allegro by Mozart. Absolutely popping.

[@olhakotenko5339]

right?

[@juanmamenendez]

This part is sick!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZfLdYmMm6p_qa8

[@softwalkz]

There were no rights to even begin within this time period. There were only executions & brutal punishments lmao! xDDD But you are right, this is good! Therefore let's have a toast & enjoy this altogether Brothers & Sisters! :)

[@MunchaMaGaming]

This slaps. My new music to listen to when grinding and editing

[@animeballsdeep]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD, OMG

[@tobij3014]

lmao :D

[@r.t.4251]

:')

[@ErifilyNikola]

right????

[@James-de4wx]

lmao why ure here brooo

[@rejeanthomas0324]

For the time is now that we delve balllllllllsssssss into the deep depths

[@Brindlebrother]

We're going to greatly confuse historians of the future

[@andrejvolk4220]

Imagine someone will listen this 200-300years later xDDD

[@Pl8ohh]

Today on watch mojo, was Eminem a time traveler or could the real slim shady please stand up?

[@awbonfanti]

AAHAHAHH!!!!! dead4laughs

[@Aethelvlad]

somebody should tell them we're joking

[@Pl8ohh]

@@Aethelvlad we're joking?

[@pandac2978]

This made for a fine musical ensemble at my 4 yr old’s tea party today. Thank you sir.

[@pwetty4r4]

stop that is so cutee!

[@superstar092]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA I LOVE THIS COMMENT WITH ALL OF MY HEART

[@fezii9043]

omg I love that

[@quentinmask5244]

How to get away with playing your music at lil ones party

[@KostaMakeAWishIncorporated]

Yay this is so sick

[@audrey-xw4vf]

never thought medieval eminem would help me study better for finals