I imagine it like monty python and the holy grail but with an eminem flavor
@franiu13133 ай бұрын
4:35 Tho I was born in 1410 i still remember this epic rap ballad. It went something like this: Intro: Hear ye, if thou had one chance, one grand crusade, To claim all honor in a fleeting parade, Wouldst thou take it, or let it swiftly fade? Hark! Verse 1: His hands doth shake, legs weak, helm feels heavy, The tavern’s ale spills, though his goblet’s not ready. He’s tense, but on the surface, looks battle-ready, Ready for war, though his thoughts be unsteady. The speech he prepared is lost in the crowd, The squires all cheer, their voices so loud. He falters-how? The jesters jesting still, The bell doth toll, his fate’s drawn by will. Snap back to the fray, oh, the banners fly high, His sword feels weighty, yet he must try. There goes the foe, a misstep, a stumble, He’s enraged, but his spirit won’t crumble. He won't quit, nay, his fire’s not spent, Though armor’s dented, his heart’s intent. He knows his quest, though his coffers are bare, The squires cheer louder, they know he doth care. Return to his castle, to plan once more, By firelight’s glow, he’ll even the score. Back to the smith, his blade to hone, The siege draws near-he won’t stand alone! Chorus: Thou must lose thyself in the clash of steel, This moment is thine, thou must strike with zeal! Thou hast but one shot, let not the chance fly, For such an opportunity comes once, then goodbye. Verse 2: The trumpet’s call, the knights now prepare, The battleground looms, with banners in air. His comrades beside him, blades raised with pride, In taverns last night, they drank side by side. But now 'tis war, not a jest or a song, This moment will judge who’s weak, who’s strong. His hands still shake, but his grip’s iron-clad, He knows if he fails, he’ll lose all he had. The trebuchets launch, the arrows take flight, The hourglass empties, now comes the fight! The foe draws near, steel clashes with roar, He fights for his land, his honor, and more. The squire shouts loud, “Hold fast, stay true!” The knight nods grimly, his path to pursue. Though blood stains his tabard, he won’t yield yet, The tavern songs echo, a promise unmet. Back to the hall, he dreams of the feast, But first must come victory, slaying the beast! Chorus: Thou must lose thyself in the storm of war, This moment is thine, let it slip no more! Thou hast but one chance, let not the sword fall, For battles like this come but once, if at all.
@DeffoNotToucan3 ай бұрын
Dude what the fuck this is insanely good
@FrenchMaid-e7j2 ай бұрын
Bro, I how can it be so that thou hast been overlooked?
@femalediction90502 ай бұрын
Okay this is absolutely epic. Genius.
@ShiaHomesteader2 ай бұрын
Dude!
@wes23932 ай бұрын
i henceforth declare thee most masterful comment I have laid thine eyes upon
@macaroni6028 Жыл бұрын
0:00 - The True Shadiest Minstrel 4:35 - Misplace Thyself 7:48 - Devoid of Me 12:29 - Dragonlord 15:58 - Until the Castle Walls Crumble 20:19 - Slay Thee 24:54 - The Ballad of Identity 29:21 - Sir Stan 35:59 - Smite that 39:31 - Royal Tincture 44:31 - Clearin' Out My Cobwebbed Chamber 49:36 - Backside Like That 53:59 - My Troupe 58:57 - Mystic Arts 1:01:55 - Ascendeth
@Dkxy0707 Жыл бұрын
Isso completa o vídeo com chave de ouro 😂
@underthetree5783 Жыл бұрын
so gayyyyyyyyyy
@razvanilie3409 Жыл бұрын
bro xd that one with cobweb got me good xdd
@retrozinhu9476 Жыл бұрын
smite that XD
@curiouscollectiblesAU Жыл бұрын
lmao
@Nono-qw9rw11 ай бұрын
i never thought i would need a medieval eminem playlist to help me focus on my homework
@loladeschamps15911 ай бұрын
Same !! i was looking for the lofi girl but this is 100x better, this is insane !
@1mamao11 ай бұрын
@@loladeschamps159 YESSS!!! Precisely that! I slowed it down and now it's perfect for what I need
@sentientplant965810 ай бұрын
I wanna like this comment but it currently has 666 likes so I'm not touching it lmfao
@chrisresuta667510 ай бұрын
I just discovered it today and will be using it to study for my exams!
@dancinglight84119 ай бұрын
this is the only music i've listented to for weeks now help
@nebre76422 жыл бұрын
So glad Eminem did covers of these forgotten masterpieces!
@realrandom76662 жыл бұрын
no shit eh...........
@bakruptfern329 Жыл бұрын
No these aren't covers, he actually orchestrated these back like a thousand years ago or something
@alexgolberg3851 Жыл бұрын
@@bakruptfern329So glad for eminem to have reintroduced these fair tunes into society 🔥🔥🔥
@ShinySahil Жыл бұрын
nah eminem is just an omnipotent entity and takes the form of a white guy that raps so he can have fun
@matthewmclees4105 Жыл бұрын
these are parodies of eminem. ive done hours of research and i can prove that these came after eminem's original versions.
@-Master_Of_Disaster9 ай бұрын
Imagine entering an inn or a tavern in a cold night in the year 1224 as a lone wanderer to seek shelter from the dark and you hear something like this been played by the local bards. This stuff would be mind blowing.
@OnFireEveryday6 ай бұрын
genshin impact tbh
@pawelhyzopski64566 ай бұрын
I kid you not. It always was. If it wasnt we kicked them out😂
@BroncoelPaco11 күн бұрын
The local bards 😂😂😂😂
@VBirchwood4 жыл бұрын
(An update for ye: I have now written the entire song!) "The Real Lord Shady": May I have thine attention please? May I have thine attention please? Will the true Lord Shady please stand up? I do repeat, will the true Lord Shady please stand up? We will have a problem here Ye all act like ye have not seen a medieval person before Swords all on the floor like Margaret, like Thomas crusade in through the door And we have lost to our enemies even worse than before First victorious, now throwing ourselves in for capture (Ahh!) It is the return of the, oh waitest, ye can't, thou art jesting He did not just proclaim what I think he did, did he? And Preacher Dre said, nothing ye fools, Preacher Dre is dead, he is vaulted in the tomb's basement Unorthodox women still love to sing a hymn O' lord, o' lord, Lord Shady, art thou sick of him? Ye look at him, trotting around, grabbin' his rubied cross, Showing his silk-spun cloths, but he is handsome though Aye, I may have got a couple of my loyalties and morals loose But no worse, than what is going on in thy royals chambers Sometimes, I crave to climb the stage and just let go, but can't But it is just for Thomas Smith to hunt a grand moose My ankles have been stripped, my ankles have been stripped And if I am fortunate thou mightst just give them a little kiss And 'tis the lesson we deliver to all our kin And expect them not to know what a woman's bosom is And against God's will we give another a green gown Long before a courtship or officiating of betrothal And beg for forgiveness on Sundays in the chapel We are no more than God’s chariots But some of them are Barbarians, Who slice others open like a bread loaf But if we can hurt others just to have triumph, There is no reason two mustn't kiss before they court But if ye feel as I, I am with the antidote Maidens wave your woolen hose, sing the chorus and Rondeau I am Lord Shady, aye, the real Lord Shady All ye other Lords and Ladies are just imitating So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up! (x2) John Gower needeth not write of courtly love to sell his rhymes But a sinful man must repent and payeth for all his crimes. Do ye think I care of being titled Knightly? Half of ye can’t even bear to look at me Let alone fight beside me But Lord, what if ye win, would it be wyrd Why, so ye men can just lie to get me here So ye can seat me here beside Edward the Third? Egad! King John the Second, better switch me thrones So I can sit beside Lionel of Antwerp and Chaucer And hear them bicker over who won the battle first The clodpates put me for display in the stocks Aye, I may be brave, but there are those that do mock (Shady!) At least I can find myself a Lady And show the whole Kingdom, how betrothal be (Ahh) I am abhorred by ye traitors, all ye do is gall me So I have been sent here to nobly destroy ye There still be a million who hold affinity and battle with me Who curse as me, who care not to be damned as me Who dress as me, walk, speak, and act as me And may just be, the next best thing, but not quite me For I am Lord Shady, aye, the real Lord Shady All ye other Lords and Ladies are just imitating So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up! (x2) I am a power to listen to, but I purposefully give the chatter Things ye jest about with friends, drinking mead in the tavern The difference lies, I'm in the station to speak my mind in front of ye And I needn’t be false or smeareth it in honey at all I merely tower on the platform and assert it And whether ye want to reveal, I do have grit Better than ye cowards out there who just stand Then ye wonder, how can Lord Shady rule so many lands? It is loyalty, the manner in which others show their fealty A Lord with such a faithful Vassal serving Paying homage while my best made plans are stirring And still as Lord Shady, for more power I am yearning In every man, there may be a Lord Shady lurking He could be conquering Normandy, but instead he beeth here hurting Or in the warfield charging, we are damned to hell with all this luck With his sword drawn and his armour struck So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up And point one of your fingers, on each hand up Egad! Ye be proud to be crazed and fight for control And once more, with all your might, loud as ye can, how doth it go? I am Lord Shady, aye, the real Lord Shady All ye other Lords and Ladies are just imitating So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up! (x4) Gad, there be but a Lord Shady within all of us Damned in hell, let us all stand up.
@krystian64704 жыл бұрын
This is amazing, please finish it.
@VBirchwood4 жыл бұрын
@@krystian6470 Thank you! I write historical poetry so these lyrics are so much fun. I'll finish them up, or at least complete more of the lines 😊
@VBirchwood4 жыл бұрын
@@krystian6470 just added more!
@hardcorsD3 жыл бұрын
I read this in time with the song, it fits perfectly.
@VBirchwood3 жыл бұрын
@@hardcorsD Thank you!! I tried to keep the rhythmic integrity as much as possible, but it can be tricky sometimes
@MJ27129 Жыл бұрын
Everyone gansta till lord Marshall of the slim shadows pulls up to court.
@veeeeediots11 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the genuine slender shadows.
@hidef_funk11 ай бұрын
😂
@funkybadlozza153711 ай бұрын
@@veeeeediots I have nothing to add, this is just really funny and creative
@survivalcorps110110 ай бұрын
Everyone *hooligan
@joshweaver799810 ай бұрын
this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever read hahahahaha
@ilikelobsters.23763 жыл бұрын
I have sucessfully convinced my mother that this is Christmas music.
@vvelvettearss3 жыл бұрын
o my that madeth they laugh ! it's the bells isn't it xD
@nvijain3 жыл бұрын
😆
@KnospenGoblin3 жыл бұрын
ahahhahhaha
@thegoodartist63803 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the update
@poeticbyrd3 жыл бұрын
thats amazing lol
@Depressed_Duchess9 ай бұрын
I felt so alone in this world, until....THIS! FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME! HISTORY NERD AND EMINEM FAN AT THE SAME TIME! GIVE this guy a grammy!
@phoenixhazard2 жыл бұрын
"You walk into a tavern... loud music resonates from a blonde bard who is speaking quickly and melodically"
@vickyvic86192 жыл бұрын
Sorry I ruined the 69 likes. But your comment deserved it.
@teban_80542 жыл бұрын
that gave the same chills as Erica tossing the D&D 20 side dice in Stranger Things.
@jpjacobsenbr2 жыл бұрын
As you finish your ale the bard rattle his hands and asks: "Please stand up" He repeats: "Please stand up"
@catapatata2 жыл бұрын
xD
@diulikadikaday2 жыл бұрын
"pick up ye mic" "you cannot pick up ye mic"
@zacharylu88642 жыл бұрын
Loseth thyself Lo If thou hadst One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything thou ever desired In one moment Wouldst thou capture it Or merely let it slip? Lo His palms art cool, knees weak, out of fuel There's drool on his armor, bejeweled, mother's gruel He's anxious, but on the surface he appears so cruel To joust a bout, but he knoweth he can't redo What he doeth now, the whole court goeth so loud He draws thy sword, but thy slices won't reach out He's choking, how, the jester is joking now The hourglass runneth out, times up, and now Snappeth back to reality, o, there goeth gravity O, there goeth the abbot, he's cloaked wearing a cowl, he won't giveth in that easy? No He won't haveth, he knows his psalms lo and behold, doth not matter, he's plagued, he knoweth that, but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knoweth when he goes back to thy humble abode, that's when it's Back to thy battle and, Lo, thine whole rhapsody Best goeth capture this moment and hopeth it don't pass him thou had best loseth thyself in thy musick, thy moment thou owneth, thou should'st never letteth go thou only getteth one shot, do not miss thy chance to blow This opportunity cometh once in a fortnight, yo thou had best loseth thyself in thy musick, thy moment thou owneth, thou should'st never letteth go thou only getteth one shot, do not miss thy chance to blow This opportunity cometh once in a fortnight, lo
@avafox75612 жыл бұрын
YES
@aoifekc892 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@Scp_-du6tu2 жыл бұрын
sure had a fun time reading that
@7Xenos72 жыл бұрын
IM LIKE 69 BOYS
@mr2loser2 жыл бұрын
Greatest comment in the history of everything.
@teddysautomotive10 ай бұрын
why was this recommended to me... and 3 years later? this is a banger. thanks again, youtube
@TurtTheGenocideTurtle10 ай бұрын
yess
@notanotherfuckingnikki10 ай бұрын
I was thinking that same thing 😂 WTF is this and why now? The algorithm is always fucking with me lol
@craven532810 ай бұрын
@@notanotherfuckingnikki In exchange, I've been fucking with the algorithm as much as possible...searching and clicking on all sorta of random stuff. Keeps it interesting.
@Awintersfrost10 ай бұрын
I actually love it so much first time too haha
@cocothedoll10 ай бұрын
Nah fr, baby loves it tho, perfect timing!
@Sioux_sun7 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@adolfotadeo4021 Жыл бұрын
I didnt ask for this, but now i can't live without this
@Samlebens1 Жыл бұрын
Same, this is a perfect example of "why tf is this in my recommendations?" to "wtf the algorithm knows me better than myself"
@dragonboyyy9572 Жыл бұрын
You mean better than thou knoweth thyself@@Samlebens1
@debbiesroommate11 ай бұрын
Eminem has Trump Derangement Syndrome
@rocicastañeda1211 ай бұрын
True
@inspireyourselfnow2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know I needed this, but now my life is better.
@StSokol2 жыл бұрын
+1
@QTPieZz2 жыл бұрын
oh lord he is reading poetry off his cranium.
@DonVermillion2 жыл бұрын
+1
@gr0dytoadstools2 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@sprinkles_0912 жыл бұрын
omg SAME.
@miguelcarvalho2876 Жыл бұрын
0:00 - The True Shadiest Minstrel 4:35 - Misplace Thyself 7:48 - Devoid of Me 12:29 - Dragonlord 15:58 - Until the Castle Walls Crumble 20:19 - Slay Thee 24:54 - The Ballad of Identity 29:21 - Sir Stan 35:59 - Smite that 39:31 - Royal Tincture 44:31 - Clearin' Out My Cobwebbed Chamber 49:36 - Backside Like That 53:59 - My Troupe 58:57 - Mystic Arts 1:01:55 - Ascendeth 🤓🤓🤓
@darknix7201 Жыл бұрын
how thsi doesn't have any comment???
@nesrinoz3926 Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
@grandcommander1140 Жыл бұрын
😂
@tyron2479 Жыл бұрын
Awesome 😂
@Idiotic_Erdun Жыл бұрын
How did you even imagine these name?!
@Shaaablagooooo11 күн бұрын
I clearly put in years of blood sweat and tears for my algorithm to lead me to this masterpiece 3 years post-release. Thank you
@andyb69813 жыл бұрын
I will never bad mouth YT's "recommended" algorithm ever again.
@chahailus3 жыл бұрын
Right?! But what does this say about us😂
@Legitimate1233 жыл бұрын
@@chahailus That we have impeccable taste?
@Dethmegadeth3 жыл бұрын
I will cuz it's mostly garbage.
@ilikeavacado3 жыл бұрын
Personalisation is the bane of exploration. Old internet is dead, hail corporate
@will44bott3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing.
@dorin46943 жыл бұрын
next D&D session is gonna be insane
@kernkart48703 жыл бұрын
Im thinking about designing an entire one shot around this. (rap) Battle at the 8th Mile Inn
@jakob30443 жыл бұрын
I'm such a nerd
@dannylamb4563 жыл бұрын
The All Bard Party, but everyone is an elf and a rapper.
@Evija30003 жыл бұрын
The first song is total carnival background music.
@MrMorlaf3 жыл бұрын
Can I play please?
@BobDingus-bh3pd10 ай бұрын
I can’t stop picturing DrDre dressed as a medieval squire strumming the lute
@Abominable_Intelligences10 ай бұрын
"Squire! fetch me your most illustrious tunes!"
@AlbertoGarcia-yb4ih9 ай бұрын
He would have been in Africa - but still I see your point. 😉
@jantaganas88227 ай бұрын
He a bard
@BlackFamEntertainment6 ай бұрын
that be sick af
@Yue_Jin4 ай бұрын
we wuz squires n shiet.
@zahid7shah11 ай бұрын
If this ain't playing in my funeral, I'll refuse to die...
@KaseyKae10 ай бұрын
😂😅
@sjrobey8 ай бұрын
correct response
@MachPrimeRib6 ай бұрын
Mum just passed. Can confirm.
@Menathekermit5 ай бұрын
imortallity achieved
@t-s-s3802Ай бұрын
very few accept death, but death doesn't care
@anthia1156 Жыл бұрын
It's too unfortunate that the lyrics were lost in history....😢 we will never know what bard Em was signing about....
@YippydaSnoop Жыл бұрын
I heard there's a Kings James version 😅
@ilovebeinagirl11 ай бұрын
I have located an old, tattered tablet which contains the etchings from "The Most Authentic Fellow Slim Shady" and I have posted it.
@MichaelMiller-ne7jg11 ай бұрын
(Verse 1) May I have your ears, may I have your ears? Will the true minstrel please stand forth? I repeat, will the true minstrel please stand forth? Y'all act like ye never heard a tale before Jousting galore, knights in armor, valor, and more Sword clashes, shield smashes, all across the floor But alas, it's the tale of a bard, you can't ignore (Chorus) So won't the real minstrel please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up? For we're about to regale, with a merry sound With lutes and drums, let's gather all around (Verse 2) I said, "My lords and ladies," why all the rage? You act like ye never heard a sonnet in thy age Noble dames, gallant knights, a medieval stage Performing feats of bravery, it's all the rage So won't you lend an ear and let the story unfold Of dragons slain and kingdoms told (Chorus) So won't the real minstrel please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up? For we're about to regale, with a merry sound With lutes and drums, let's gather all around (Bridge) Attention, lords and ladies, attention, lords and ladies All you noble folk, put down thy mugs, let's not be lazy For the real minstrel is here to entertain With tales of chivalry, honor, and disdain (Verse 3) So whether ye be a serf or a lord of the land Join in the revelry, give thy clap and hand For the minstrel's here to entertain, in full command With jests and ballads, let the festivities expand (Chorus) So won't the real minstrel please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up? For we're about to regale, with a merry sound With lutes and drums, let's gather all around (Outro) So here's to the minstrel, the true entertainer With tales of yore, he's a real entertainer Raise thy goblets high, let the merriment flow For in this medieval parody, we steal the show!
@saorux526711 ай бұрын
@@MichaelMiller-ne7jg i hope someone that can sing does this cover haha, like...humanity really needs to hear this!
@RestingCatNipFace11 ай бұрын
@SkySurferRain😂😂😂
@pennadesign2 жыл бұрын
No idea how I ended up here, but I'm grateful the universe sent me in this direction.
@olhakotenko53392 жыл бұрын
same) I'm not even Eminem's fan
@jackkoshyari69162 жыл бұрын
Amen, stranger. Amen.
@soundwaveravagesuperior2 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@amazing_creationsofficial34642 жыл бұрын
thats what im saying, fr!
@MikeGuy872 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@MarilynMondayАй бұрын
I don't know how this ended up on my Home page, but my life is forever improved!
@bungerroyale112 Жыл бұрын
Definitely using this for D&D backing music in a tavern. Absolute masterpiece
@berzerkbankie1342 Жыл бұрын
Literally what I was thinking
@reptiloidmitglied2930 Жыл бұрын
Is there a bard in the tavern that insults people hard but in a clever way that they have to leave in shame without finishing their beer?
@SCP-Dr_Bright Жыл бұрын
@@reptiloidmitglied2930 he casts a MEAN vicious mockery
@cherrydietpepsii Жыл бұрын
I'm trying to get into D&D and i think this is helping me. lol
@xgtwb6473 Жыл бұрын
I love you nerds ❤
@TheBridget2722 жыл бұрын
I really hope Eminem knows this exists and has rapped along.
@CaptainAMAZINGGG2 жыл бұрын
He would love this :3
@Julia-Klara2 жыл бұрын
I’d love to hear it
@brozerremix2 жыл бұрын
@@Julia-Klara I got it wait for a couple of days
@blunthex2 жыл бұрын
Bag pipes from Baghdad ring a bell?????
@iminyourfridge8942 жыл бұрын
@@brozerremix It's been a couple of days
@jameswall24452 жыл бұрын
I think I've finally accomplished being the cool dad. A while back my daughter told me she really likes Eminem but she can't listen to him at school because of the bad words. I introduced her to medieval hip hop and gave her the Eminem playlist and now we've been listening to it everytime we get together.
@snichzzy6526 Жыл бұрын
omg dad of the year right here 😎👌
@bamf1317 Жыл бұрын
This is the way
@allykayyy2683 Жыл бұрын
Love it. My husband and I got into it the other day so I took MY daughter out just to go somewhere and not mope around the house sad about it... I pass her the aux cord because she was keeping me company so I figured least I could do was let her pick her own songs... (Billie eilish Melanie Martinez and the like... Not my cup o tea but whatever) The first song she puts on is The Kids/Drugs are Bad 🤦 She doesn't even like Eminem that much. That one was just trying to cheer me up. It worked 👍 Kids are great ain't they. Eminem ain't just an artist, He's the bridge to the gap between adults and kids.
@kellym9190 Жыл бұрын
I wish I had a dad like you when I was a kid 😢 So sweet what you’re doing 💖
@hellstreet Жыл бұрын
@@allykayyy2683 who asked?
@drdybrdyHR8 ай бұрын
This was YT recommendation. I heard the beat, immediately smiled, a loud thought "THIS IS AWESOME" and I started dancing. Slim Shady is by far my favorite. This is awesome. Keep up the good work!
@Zefiros893 жыл бұрын
After so many years, KZbin's algorithm finally worked well
@yazanaltamimi3 жыл бұрын
yeah mann! I’m attending some seminars to Medievel and I like Eminem and that’s excitly what I neded now hahah
@neilcreamer82073 жыл бұрын
I got a link on Facebook. The jury's still out on the algorithm.
@Cri11e3 жыл бұрын
algorithms was better before google bought :|
@peterh28283 жыл бұрын
We have arrived!
@opalamala3 жыл бұрын
i was like.... Eminem...medieval.... when... why..... ok ...let's click... and rest is history...
@MikelWhost Жыл бұрын
I don't truly know what's better, the music or the comment section!
@ciaraharville435310 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same
@MikeMikeMiky10 ай бұрын
Agreed
@fleurtjevangrondelle452310 ай бұрын
Definitely the comment section🤣🤣🤣
@orderglyconow10 ай бұрын
Reading the comment section whilst listening to the music, verily.
@athecheat10 ай бұрын
You can have thine sweet bread and eat it too, read as you listen
@matthewlee86673 жыл бұрын
Apothecary Dre. has been real quiet since this was played at the King's Court
@LongShaynx3 жыл бұрын
I heard a rumor that Apoc. Andre was locked away in Sir Shady's Dungeon, with a crossbow aimed at his face.
@MrCrashDavi3 жыл бұрын
+
@wsegal3 жыл бұрын
He definitely fell off.
@constantin-catalincapatina79563 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, I am dead, Apothecary Dre lmao
@marcellllll3 жыл бұрын
"Apothecary Dre" HAHAHAHAH DEAD
@TheInfamousKenny5 ай бұрын
53:58 (My Band) was my favourite because it sounded the most medieval out of all of them! But I LOVE these, this is what the world needs more of!! You have just earned yourself a lifetime subscriber.
@ppcbernier9945 Жыл бұрын
Lost my family to the Black Plague, but at least i can still jam out to Em
@ralisgroffen Жыл бұрын
you mean jester Master of Music
@ppcbernier9945 Жыл бұрын
@@ralisgroffen there's vomit on his tunic already, moms grool confetti
@valentinamusolino1910 Жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@JMMin-Kahan Жыл бұрын
This is actually why most Europeans have auto immune diseases they don't even know about, its a sideaffect of having the dna makeup best suited to survive the Black plague, like how sickle cell is a side affect of the best dna against malaria
@zf10studios528 ай бұрын
@@ppcbernier9945 His truest feelings possess an err of timidness, yet upon the exterior he exhibits a most noble composure
@lhays1172 жыл бұрын
Memes aside, these songs unironically would work very well as the soundtrack for some medieval fantasy video game.
@lhsouza92342 жыл бұрын
yeah
@VinMeasles2 жыл бұрын
Godzilla would be like some spelunking music for the most part
@kidaicarasmurphy49382 жыл бұрын
NO
@kidaicarasmurphy49382 жыл бұрын
LUKE WHO IS YOU MAN?
@kidaicarasmurphy49382 жыл бұрын
I WANA NO THAT GOOD GUY LOOK UKE
@LeagueProReplays2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why the KZbin algorithm recommended me this, but I’m sure glad it did! I never knew I needed medieval soundtracks in my life.
@funvideoperson52682 жыл бұрын
Was just watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt--it's the Al Gore Rhythm, lol! 😄
@deloreswilson17982 жыл бұрын
Jumpeth up and jumpeth up and jumpeth down...😆😆😆😂
@bryanfoley712 жыл бұрын
lol same
@Sanvdh2 жыл бұрын
Hahah hear hear yeay
@_xanna2 жыл бұрын
You must just have good taste my man
@Duff-Clan8 ай бұрын
I really like all the unique sounds and instruments, its so diverse and energetic and rythmic you could create flow and dance movement to some of it, I'm glad I found this channel, allows the imagination to express in the mind.
@mandymaughan6198 Жыл бұрын
I started listening to this as a joke but found very quickly that it's actually so good!
@JuliahFL10 ай бұрын
Same...and 6 hours later I've choreographed an entire group lyrical dance routine for no reason...
@arbustinelpana935510 ай бұрын
me too
@gh0stpuppi33310 ай бұрын
NO BC IT ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HITS
@nixnax7078 ай бұрын
same HAHAHAH i was looking for a vid to play music in the bg while i work, saw this and i was like lol, and now it's been hours and it's still playing
@decker6257 ай бұрын
Same... Then I skipped to Way I am, dang, that would've probably impressed in 1486 as it does today..
@Chabarles Жыл бұрын
WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE BLACK DEATH WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
@TheDragonInTown Жыл бұрын
win or die trying *dies*
@user-km4gl3ru5t Жыл бұрын
😂
@workout4552 Жыл бұрын
black death when smoking shit
@kirstenhorne2029 Жыл бұрын
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy? 😳
@natewilson111 Жыл бұрын
Black Death Matters
@Paul-yk7ds3 жыл бұрын
Me: KZbin: "ONE HOUR OF MEDIEVAL EMINEM" Me: Sure why not
@kdemetter3 жыл бұрын
Same
@nestoravila53853 жыл бұрын
@@kdemetter Same x2
@Yolazonejevousaime3 жыл бұрын
The most accurate comment I've read
@mckennacal_pencil3 жыл бұрын
Me 5
@EntryLevelLuxury3 жыл бұрын
pretty much
@chrisdiehlcannon58126 ай бұрын
When i go back in time, I'm bringing these masterpieces with me. Taverns will play all of these.
@thegeneral192 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they had people that actually made music like this in taverns during medieval times.
@Pommelabricot48212 жыл бұрын
Perfection.
@benlewis53122 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Eminem was a massive medieval history buff and just copied all their ballads
@kristianthaler65252 жыл бұрын
Watch Black Knight with Martin Lawrence from 2001, he goes back to the middle ages and in one scene he introduces them to good music.
@chadpasta51122 жыл бұрын
King Richard the 4th: "Bard, thine bars make me wonder; does it damage thine mouth to drop flaming bars such as these?"
@Dulc3B00kbyBrant0n2 жыл бұрын
@@benlewis5312 ROFL
@JunioR_Gaming2 жыл бұрын
I'm going to use this in one of my D&D sessions and see how long the party takes to realize.
@zhsjjzsjkz97882 жыл бұрын
5 seconds
@bruno135322 жыл бұрын
i want an update on this
@Driptacular_Dragonborn2 жыл бұрын
@@bruno13532 Me, too
@buenvidanadz19692 жыл бұрын
I think it would be bad to have "Slim Shady" queued up as the first one because the instrumental in its' beginning is very iconic XD
@tvremote12342 жыл бұрын
i need an update to this. how did it go?
@ErinTheGameDev3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait till the plague is over and I can dance to this with all my fellow wenches in the tavern. Might even show a bit of ankle.
@localsymbiosis3 жыл бұрын
thats hot
@Erelas.3 жыл бұрын
sinful
@zyrnnh1103 жыл бұрын
Oh the plague lemao
@seafry72083 жыл бұрын
Plague? fuck you talkin about? you been watchin too much tv!
@simonsayz54223 жыл бұрын
@@seafry7208 Heathen! he who dos not belive in the plague must be a witch :D
@axsealot2 ай бұрын
i feel like this is something i've been looking for my whole life, but i didn't know that. That's like everything: cool and exciting but hilarious at the same time. You, Beedle The Bardcore, and youtube recommendations made my day. Thank you very much
@VBirchwood3 жыл бұрын
29:21 Lyrics for 'Stan' ('Stanley'): My ale’s gone warm I wonder why I Rose up from the hay at all The morning rain cloudeth my window And I see nought at all And even if I could it shall all be grey Placest thy portrait on altar It remindeth me, it beeth not so bad It beeth not so bad My ale’s gone warm I wonder why I Rose up from the hay at all The morning rain cloudeth my window And I see nought at all And even if I could it shall all be grey Placest thy portrait on altar It remindeth me, it beeth not so bad It beeth not so bad Lord Shady, I wrote thee but still shant call upon thee I left my hamlet, cottage name, and whereabouts at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, thou must not have got them Was there a problem with the messenger and the bottle? Sometimes I babble directions too hastily or forgotten Nevermind that, egad, how dost thou do? Lord how beeth thy daughter? My maiden's with child too, soon I shall be a father If God gifteth us with daughter, guess what I shall call her? I shall name her Bonnie I heard of thine Uncle Ronnie, God haveth mercy My friend left in battle too, thought of himself unworthy I know thou likely hearest this day after day, but I think of thee as family I inquire about thee and take mead with thine Auntie Annie Thy scrolls and sentimentals fill the floor of my shanty I love what thou didst with Preacher Dre too, the grand finale Gad, I hope thou receive’st this Lord, respondest back, Just to banter, truly yours, unofficially thy family This is Stanley My ale’s gone warm I wonder why I Rose up from the hay at all The morning rain cloudeth my window And I see nought at all And even if I could it shall all be grey Placest thy portrait on altar It remindeth me, it beeth not so bad It beeth not so bad
@VBirchwood3 жыл бұрын
@okay man here they are!!
@okayman20573 жыл бұрын
@@VBirchwood Lovely. I'll try to use my terrible vocals and do a cover when I get the chance. But it will take a lot of work as medieval English is not my strong suit, my video editing and work audio set up is still a work in progress. If I do make one I'll be sure to tag you in it. On my non-existent channel. I just copied your user name and all the lyrics onto a word document.
@okayman20573 жыл бұрын
@@VBirchwood man that saves me sooo much time. I had to scroll through the KZbin comments to find your stuff.
@VBirchwood3 жыл бұрын
@@okayman2057 yeah! someone else requested I place all the lyrics I've written somewhere, so it lit a fire and got me to finally finish building my site haha
@okayman20573 жыл бұрын
@@VBirchwood grateful to see other millenials get empowered by random comments on KZbin.
@bootkon Жыл бұрын
I've no idea how and why but KZbin has recommended me this... And now I'm in tears of joy 🤣 God bless the Internet
@zed8043 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this actually exists. It makes me smile.
@khasiodron3 жыл бұрын
same
@martinbeitzel61703 жыл бұрын
same
@dennischauhan_dc29643 жыл бұрын
me too
@millieb38233 ай бұрын
This is not something I thought I needed today, but apparently it was so thank you :)
@destroyermaker3 жыл бұрын
I would pay stupid amounts of money to see Em dress up like this and perform this live
@Azelketh3 жыл бұрын
@@davidc756 yah
@bigfudge20313 жыл бұрын
I would love to see him sing it in Ye olde English
@razawarrior3 жыл бұрын
Word! I would drop stupid cash on a dress up and singing in Old English at a Renaissance Faire
@Atezian3 жыл бұрын
yeah dude i would pay to see that
@yuejin17763 жыл бұрын
m&m support woke Black Lives Matter i'm done
@theinstantnoodle96282 жыл бұрын
When the flute kicks in. I feel that.
@thedynamik7772 жыл бұрын
the flute touched me
@Techemilio72 жыл бұрын
I became one with the flute
@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy2 жыл бұрын
@@thedynamik777 and I touched the flute back.
@FreakAwesom2 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@pdavda862 жыл бұрын
I think they are talking about Stan
@DorchadasAgusSolas Жыл бұрын
I remember hearing this at the tavern near the market place whilst i was travelling near the broken old stone bridge , i just had to see this incredible performance from a band of artists and performers that call themselves 'DeTwelve' .. i remember that the fair maidens could not hold their dresses low and their corset tight because maidens be swinging with that behind.. Ah the 1490's actually was such a splendid time .. everything changed when the 1500's came .. Edit: Every one of those 'Likes' are appriciated my friends. Take Care.
@snichzzy6526 Жыл бұрын
why this comment only have two likes??? this is gold-
@therismetrengaarde8315 Жыл бұрын
Mm, verily. T'was the spell of blackest sorcery that changes every thing from the lowlands to the highest reaches of the frozen north.
@artvandelay48 Жыл бұрын
In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue BARS
@squidpaladin Жыл бұрын
I recall this mineself. Sir Shady was beset by two maidens who couldst not believe that verily, t'was him, his lordship Eminem. Twas curious; the fair ladies, nearly swooning themselves to death, both bore a striking resemblance to his lordship.
@cabe_too.0h Жыл бұрын
ah the accursed 1500's--alas, lord shady shall ner be brought thither to what once had beset hims. you know things just ain't the same fa gangstas
@bobcrye95029 ай бұрын
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR DND MUSIC! THIS CHANNEL IS A GODSEND
@fips0013 жыл бұрын
now we just need a Gregorian choir rapping to it
@aprilk1413 жыл бұрын
they'd just be "gregging" to it.
@surpriseshoveit35143 жыл бұрын
@@aprilk141 🤣
@mekiaogborn92293 жыл бұрын
Yesss!!
@KougaJ73 жыл бұрын
Eminem and the Gregging Gregorians
@Felipe-kv8qd3 жыл бұрын
Yall acting like you've never seen a Catholic before Killin saracens and honoring St. George Or smthn some help me continue it
@ellusiv51212 жыл бұрын
It sounds like it would go perfectly with Plants vs Zombies. Idk why.
@DefenderOfVirginity2 жыл бұрын
those zombies dont fuck around, it gets intense
@kevingarcia89222 жыл бұрын
I've been playing the game after years. Now I'm going to play this in the background while I get my plants ready for battle.
@winstonsmith27122 жыл бұрын
It's perfect for AoE 2!
@Cephlin2 жыл бұрын
@@winstonsmith2712 yeah AoE2 hahahaha
@spaceowl59572 жыл бұрын
That's so accurate wtf
@pedromartin624411 ай бұрын
After 800 years, I finally find these magnificent pieces by the troubadour Eminem. Thank you KZbin algorithm for giving me back a part of my childhood
@Haileyjays8 ай бұрын
Never knew I needed this… but I needed this
@TOPNOTCHIDIOTS Жыл бұрын
bruh this slaps
@Johnnyfuhc Жыл бұрын
Fr man jamming out to it rn
@PINCHER001 Жыл бұрын
What is lil bro doing here
@angrychild2909 Жыл бұрын
What is lil bro doing here
@AKatarsis Жыл бұрын
you wanna get checked?
@gloopdogg1145 Жыл бұрын
Staged videos creator and bad actor who make money of stupid and ignorant people got good taste of music...😂
@andrewbuchan61222 жыл бұрын
Omg, I was waiting for EMINEM to actually rap medieval style lmao
@billieswagganutti2 жыл бұрын
SAME AHAHAHA
@plushietwinninjas49902 жыл бұрын
yes thy slim of the shady yes thy am the one true real slim of the shady
@andrewbuchan61222 жыл бұрын
@@plushietwinninjas4990 😂
@wtfduud2 жыл бұрын
With such hits as "Lose Thyself" and "Verily Slim of the Shade"
@ravennkings2 жыл бұрын
SAMEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Alexoiz2 жыл бұрын
Imagine Eminem actually does Medieval covers. I would listen to this song's all day long
@gaberosado19012 жыл бұрын
if thou hadst but one chance, wouldst thou conquer it, or wouldst thou allow it to escape you
@TheXxKingSlayrxX2 жыл бұрын
observe
@DrFunTV2 жыл бұрын
I can make it if people would listen it, with this instrumental.
@chuckhouse51792 жыл бұрын
@@DrFunTV Im down AF!!!
@rchaykovskiy2 жыл бұрын
@@gaberosado1901 Urianger? Is that you?
@letiennguyen934 ай бұрын
Yo! This is so cool and catchy. Good work mate!
@TheBaileyandashlyn10 ай бұрын
The gods of KZbin have blessed us once again with a strange but perfect suggestion.
@Downwiththethickness6668 ай бұрын
yes
@WildSpadesOfficial2 ай бұрын
“Certified tavern classic”
@ASMRdiandraАй бұрын
😂
@NiusSpeaksАй бұрын
@@WildSpadesOfficial😂😂😂
@AJDraws2 жыл бұрын
Human creativity never ceases to amaze. This sounds like such a stupid concept, but it completely subverts expectations.
@kidaicarasmurphy49382 жыл бұрын
No.
@natejohnson53932 жыл бұрын
@@kidaicarasmurphy4938 yeah
@Kiyoone2 жыл бұрын
YEAH genius! I mean, we can BLAST these in the church, no one cared, they actually enjoyed.
@Fidolorous2 жыл бұрын
@@kidaicarasmurphy4938 No.
@JR.ART.MX---DRAWINGS2 жыл бұрын
So true, I almost didn't click on this. I was pleasantly surprised :)
@Just1nvd2 жыл бұрын
Imagine Eminem with a live medieval orchestra doing these songs. It would've been an eargasm.
@donvalette35892 жыл бұрын
omfg i need that
@LD-wu4lc2 жыл бұрын
The Eminem Show uses a lot of medieval sounding instruments.
@jordydabear38972 жыл бұрын
Thou't do lay one fat-ass beat- 🎩 🧐
@donvalette35892 жыл бұрын
@@LD-wu4lc yes, but would you imagine him going full like this track? I hope somebody adds the lirycs
@seandavis82132 жыл бұрын
Think they'd think he was chanting dark magic to talk fast like that
@Zara-c9rАй бұрын
Wow, this is amazing. Really captured that vibe and tune.
@archvaldor3 жыл бұрын
Did any one else start listening to this for the LOL's and then actually get into it unironically.?
@hcmo83873 жыл бұрын
yes ! HAHA
@Kononekaya3 жыл бұрын
I was hooked instantly
@muchthanks31003 жыл бұрын
@@Kononekaya hooked! so good!
@daneasterby4943 жыл бұрын
I’m here for it
@staceyperrin74653 жыл бұрын
I came to KZbin for something else, but this was on my homepage and now I can't remember what I was doing.
@freshfishbowl3 жыл бұрын
Person I just met: What kind of music do you listen to? Me: It's complicated.
@Nesthetic993 жыл бұрын
This joke is overused, my guy :/
@neilcressey81893 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
@cordero69603 жыл бұрын
THE RAP OF THE CASTLE
@garcalej3 жыл бұрын
Knock knock.
@davidc7563 жыл бұрын
it's not complicated at all. In fact it's pretty decent lol
@OutOfPocketSounds13373 жыл бұрын
You never know what you're missing until you've found it. love to all of you!
@realitygutter96943 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@danielmiller23233 жыл бұрын
like mongolian throat singing? that stuff is dope
@broskichannel41633 жыл бұрын
@@danielmiller2323 hahahahaha
@j.fischer7073 жыл бұрын
@@danielmiller2323 lmaooo
@johannestaut7843 жыл бұрын
1001. Like
@ДмитрийПушкар-щ5г4 ай бұрын
Напевно найкраще рандомне відео що мені траплялося 😅🔥🔥🔥
@Malhazhen2 жыл бұрын
Only just discovered this, but having two tabs open with an acapella vocal against the medieval versions is amazing
@bogdanmirzakabilov2 жыл бұрын
you sir truly belongth among real geniuses, may the lord bless your kin
@CaptainAMAZINGGG2 жыл бұрын
@@bogdanmirzakabilov it's a laydeh
@biggestkyle2 жыл бұрын
how do you do that lol
@z-79182 жыл бұрын
Ability unlocked: You just unlocked the ability to become a DJ
@cayesh12342 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZmQZnp_jK1-jpI to acapella version!
@garcalej3 жыл бұрын
I can easily imagine Eminem in a red jester costume, capering about the court, dancing on tables, shaking his bum in their faces, and unnerving the nobility with his dope, socially biting lyrics.
@ryanlavallee36443 жыл бұрын
omg yes spitting fire for the king
@hiddenintheshadows14693 жыл бұрын
Good observation.
@tonijelecevic92383 жыл бұрын
Mylord quite an appropriate time for a small amount of controversy isn't it
@edantyson8443 жыл бұрын
This is fucking hilarious
@salazam3 жыл бұрын
2000's Eminem maybe, he was fun and lighthearted.... 20now Eminem is just angry all the time.
@diegoruidiaz2 жыл бұрын
WHY youtube is showing me this a year later?? THIS IS GOLD, amazing mindblowing masterpiece. It's so good to do stuff, love it
@alternativerose81202 жыл бұрын
SAAAME!!!
@dnminhvn2 жыл бұрын
same here dude xD so good
@andyespinozam2 жыл бұрын
Yep, the algorithm did it again
@e.wwwwww2 жыл бұрын
glad to see I'm not the only one who was robbed of this for a whole year XD
@alexandrapedregal15642 жыл бұрын
same
@WildSpadesOfficial2 ай бұрын
I got yall The real slim shady 0:00 Lose yourself 4:36 Without me 7:52 Godzilla 12:28 Till I collapse 15:58 Kill you 20:17 The way I am 24:48 Stan 29:21 Smack that 36:00 Purple pills 39:30 Cleaning out my closet 44:31 Ass like that 49:36 My band 53:59 Black magic 58:57 Higher 1:01:55 (Please pin this took forever)
@svant310 ай бұрын
Bardcore and tavernwave are two words I didn’t know I needed in my vocabulary.
@VrcTaco Жыл бұрын
I wonder what people would think of this if they could hear it back in medieval times.
@christtianwodson Жыл бұрын
Same here, that would be dope for them!
@paddington1670 Жыл бұрын
they would like it
@DeleteExistence Жыл бұрын
They'd party to it with mead and dodgy rye bread!
@connorcriss Жыл бұрын
@@paddington1670I think they actually wouldn't. A lot of musical taste is connected to a cultural context, one that they wouldn't have for this kind of song. It'd probably sound really bad to them, or possibly not even like music and more just like rhythmic sounds. Ofc I don't know for sure.
@kenknowler5379 Жыл бұрын
they cant not feel it,
@unfa003 жыл бұрын
The amount of work this must have required is truly astounding. Well done.
@PaulTheSkeptic3 жыл бұрын
Probably not that much. I dunno, maybe he plays the sackbut. But it's more likely that he downloaded the raw tracks and replaced each instrument with medieval instruments. It's actually pretty easy to do these days. But it a lot of fun. I'm not knocking it.
@InceyWincey3 жыл бұрын
@@FS-yq9ef being real instruments they’ll probably all come from a plug in. Literally just select the track, choose a different instrument and that’s it. A matter of 10 seconds work once you’ve decided which instruments you’ll replace each track with.
@superbilly2832 жыл бұрын
@@InceyWincey No, you can't just repplace the instruments, he can not have downloaded the project file in itself, but the rendered track as a mp3, which means, he still needs to create the song from 0, based on the original one. Doesn't take THAT much work, but definitely more than 10 sec
@BLyat-kg7js2 жыл бұрын
@@superbilly283 It is very likely that .midi files were used. When importing .midi files into a DAW it is as easy as dragging the preferred instrument to the correct track.
@superbilly2832 жыл бұрын
@@BLyat-kg7js Oh so you think Eminem gave this random person his midi files for free 😂
@audrey-xw4vf7 ай бұрын
never thought medieval eminem would help me study better for finals
@ethanmoon39253 жыл бұрын
This is actually the best Age of Empires soundtrack since original AoE II
@ALacunae3 жыл бұрын
So I'm not the only one that has noticed this hahah
@SpikyDane3 жыл бұрын
@@anty77777 hell yeah!
@patrickwingard19273 жыл бұрын
Wololooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@VainerToast3 жыл бұрын
woh-lo loo -- woh-lo loo
@wlockhart3 жыл бұрын
chopper
@aarphi19842 жыл бұрын
This has absolutely no right being this good.
@owenhunt2 жыл бұрын
The True Lord Shady and Lose Thyself are better than most things Beethoven did. Immediately makes me think of Allegro by Mozart. Absolutely popping.
@olhakotenko53392 жыл бұрын
right?
@juanmamenendez2 жыл бұрын
This part is sick!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZfLdYmMm6p_qa8
@softwalkz2 жыл бұрын
There were no rights to even begin within this time period. There were only executions & brutal punishments lmao! xDDD But you are right, this is good! Therefore let's have a toast & enjoy this altogether Brothers & Sisters! :)
@guagzila5185 Жыл бұрын
WE MAKING IT THROUGH THE CRUSADES WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥
@pyotrtchaikovsky1840 Жыл бұрын
Hope your palms aren't sweaty, your knees strong and your arms not heavy. also maybe don't vomit on thy armour
@Burningpaladin Жыл бұрын
WE MAKING IT THROUGH THE BLACK DEATH WITH THIS ONE 🔥🐀🔥💀🔥
@IvaraEllenStuff Жыл бұрын
WE MAKIN IT OUTTA THE GUILLOTINE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
@valentinamusolino1910 Жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@paulohenriquesantos6505 Жыл бұрын
Em nome de jesus cristo, nós derrotaremos os muçulmanos em nossa guerra santa, ao som de slim shady.
@anthonyrivera87165 ай бұрын
By mine troth, the melodies of this noble music are truly wondrous and fair! The harmonies do lift the spirit and transport the soul to realms most divine. Verily, such strains are a balm to the heart and a joy to mine ears. One cannot help but be enchanted by the richness and grace of these melodious airs. Truly, a marvel to behold!
@SipanTseliker Жыл бұрын
Wow! It is almost unbelievable that people centuries ago wrote these melodies... I am glad Eminem discovered these sounds and remade them. Thanks for the upload!
@christophe1988 Жыл бұрын
👋🏻😊 Really ? You're not serious, are you? Centuries ? 😂
@SipanTseliker Жыл бұрын
@@christophe1988 yes, I believe it was like 500 years ago. And even more if we consider the medieval times to begin at around 1000AD. And then it's hard to transcribe them cause they probably didn't use the same 7 note system. Eminem is very knowledgeable of these things apparently. But it's not a bad thing. I don't consider it a theft at all.
@christophe1988 Жыл бұрын
@@SipanTselikerI see. The music has to come from somewhere, you would say. I thought it was made by computer. A bit like GarageBand. It's crazy ! 😮 Indeed, Eminem does not steal, he inspires himself. A true poet of the late 20th and early 21st centuries. ❤
@SipanTseliker Жыл бұрын
@@christophe1988 Maybe they also did have computers in the middle ages. There is the "Magenta Theory" and it says that magenta is not found in nature apart from LCD screens, so how could people back then know it and paint it in art? I think they had some kind of computers and they used them for producing music like in Garage band. And they were destroyed during the French revolution.
@christophe1988 Жыл бұрын
The past and its mysteries. 😉
@antoniojuarez22872 жыл бұрын
used these as soundtrack music in my dnd campaign for the past five months. i have gotten several compliments about it, even been told it "sounded familiar, what movie is this from?" they still don't know its eminem
@antoniojuarez22872 жыл бұрын
@3,14 _ they were in fact 12 year olds. Some younger cousins
@heartlessdemon61152 жыл бұрын
@3,14 _ you talk about him like he’s god lmao. I’m guessing you’ve been a long big time fan?
@anotherterribleday2 жыл бұрын
@3,14 _ so pretentious over a _misinterpretation_ of the comment lmao. They HAVE heard his songs - it explicitly says they found the music familiar. They just didn’t piece together that it’s Eminem because of how it’s been changed
@BertzBeez012 жыл бұрын
@3,14 _ why is eminem the only rapper you like?
@nazaxprime2 жыл бұрын
And that's why you are the DM. For your service I will direct you to "Latin smells Like teen Spirit" .🥞🍝
@VBirchwood3 жыл бұрын
Lose Thyself: Look If thou hadst One chance One opportunity To seize everything thou e’er wanted In one moment Would’st thou capture it Just lettest it slip? Egad! His palms are balmy, knees weak, arms heavy There is vomit on his tunic already, mater's meat patty He feareth, but on the surface he looketh calm and ready To clash blades, but he forgets That which he wrote down, the crowd goes blaring loud He openeth his mouth, but the words do not creak out He is choking, how, ye all be jesting now The sun dials no longer guide the plough, Transported back into reality, gad, there goeth the heavenly Fie, there goeth the Hare, he strayed He is furious, but he shan’t admit the defeat? Nay. He refuseth to accept, he knoweth his whole may be slayed Doth not matter, triumphant, he knoweth, but he doth stray He is stagnant, he knoweth, when he goeth back to this cavernous hole, ‘tis when it's Back to the temple again, egad, this rhapsody Best ye go capture this moment and hope it doth not pass him Thou better loseth thyself in the music, the moment Thou ownest it, thou best ne’er let it go Thou only get one clash, dost not miss thy chance to throw This opportunity cometh once in a lifetime Thou best losest thyself in the music, the moment Thou ownest it, thou best ne’er let it go Thou only get one clash, dost not miss thy chance to throw This opportunity cometh once in a lifetime Thou better His soul escapeth, through this hole that gapeth This world is mine for the taking Ye make me king, as we move toward a New Kingdom upon us A simple life is torment, but tremendous rule is done as thus It only groweth harder, only groweth hotter He bloweth, it is over, these and maidens ‘round the corners, Coast to coast showeth, they know him as the Kingdomtrotter Lonely roads, God only knoweth, he groweth farther from home, he's no pater He goeth home but barely knoweth his own daughter But pinch thy nose, here goeth the cold water The wenches no longer want him, he beeth moulding fodder They moved to the next clodpate who flows, he nose dove and was slaughtered So the theatrics are told and retold, tragedy and drama, but the battles unfold.
@VBirchwood3 жыл бұрын
@Guillaume Gevrey here are the lyrics you requested!
@guillaumegevrey58183 жыл бұрын
Wow, that was quick! You are a really talented wordsmith @V.Birchwood
@VBirchwood3 жыл бұрын
@@guillaumegevrey5818 thank you! I write a lot of poetry so these types of projects are always a lot of fun 😊
@dmitrykitainik39393 жыл бұрын
@V. Birchwood - Historical Fashion This is absolutely amazing. I imagine him in a coat, breeches, and a tricorn reading this on a stage with an extended arm and his permanently disapproving expression.
@VBirchwood3 жыл бұрын
@@dmitrykitainik3939 haha thank you!! Tricorne and breeches is more 18th century so a little late for medieval, but still a very funny and fitting visual 😊
@miguelgalochaoliva76063 ай бұрын
This is my first watch. The best day of my life for sure
@jar-jarnotbinks76852 жыл бұрын
Now we need Eminem to accept the quest to the medieval slim shady and sing on top of that.
@jaqzia2 жыл бұрын
We totally need this remix!
@TheMistressdivine2 жыл бұрын
He has good sence of humor he might really do it
@seankatz16272 жыл бұрын
I would buy that album in a heartbeat.
@janseanlimbong6602 Жыл бұрын
slender shady
@katienichols3825 Жыл бұрын
Eminem doing his own Medieval parody would be great.
@sarchiba Жыл бұрын
Honestly props for going back in time to record this and find the real slim shady 🙏
@uppeltje1532 Жыл бұрын
don't want the fake one right
@riverkath Жыл бұрын
Did he stand up?
@ethdsththwethr7220 Жыл бұрын
sheet music?
@username2872 Жыл бұрын
spaghetti..?
@Brindlebrother3 жыл бұрын
We're going to greatly confuse historians of the future
@andrejvolk42203 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone will listen this 200-300years later xDDD
@Pl8ohh3 жыл бұрын
Today on watch mojo, was Eminem a time traveler or could the real slim shady please stand up?
@awbonfanti3 жыл бұрын
AAHAHAHH!!!!! dead4laughs
@Aethelvlad3 жыл бұрын
somebody should tell them we're joking
@Pl8ohh3 жыл бұрын
@@Aethelvlad we're joking?
@sharogil8 күн бұрын
The playlist you didn't know you needed.
@janekmorel3 жыл бұрын
Bard: What song would Your Highness please to listen? Your Highness: Ass Like That. Bard: Of course, excellent choice.
@mrSargi73 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@thegoodartist63803 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jamesthegambler3 жыл бұрын
LOOOL :D :D :D
@picklewart53823 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Ass like that is pretty fire with these instruments.
@RuiLuz3 жыл бұрын
LELLL!
@dannyboymn54512 жыл бұрын
"Hey dad why did mom name my sister rose?" "Because your mother loves roses" "Thanks dad" "No problem One Hour of Medieval Eminem"
@4x4bass2 жыл бұрын
dude! :-)
@TehDubberRucky2 жыл бұрын
Are we really recycling 5 year old jokes just to get likes on a youtube comment? Garbage.
@periklis472 жыл бұрын
that is tell me you love medieval eminem without telling me you love medieval eminem
@phongdinh1992 жыл бұрын
cringe af since day one
@ianzonja29752 жыл бұрын
@@TehDubberRucky so what, it was funny to me
@pandac2978 Жыл бұрын
This made for a fine musical ensemble at my 4 yr old’s tea party today. Thank you sir.
@pwetty4r4 Жыл бұрын
stop that is so cutee!
@superstar092 Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA I LOVE THIS COMMENT WITH ALL OF MY HEART
@fezii9043 Жыл бұрын
omg I love that
@quentinmask5244 Жыл бұрын
How to get away with playing your music at lil ones party
@MunchaMaGaming6 ай бұрын
This slaps. My new music to listen to when grinding and editing