ONE HOUR OF MEDIEVAL EMINEM | The Real Slim Shady, Lose Yourself, Without Me, Godzilla, Stan + more!

#bardcore #tavernwave #dnd
One Hour Medieval Bardcore Eminem Mixtape
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0:00 - The Real Slim Shady
4:35 - Lose Yourself
7:48 - Without Me
12:29 - Godzilla
15:58 - Till I Collapse
20:19 - Kill You
24:54 - The Way I Am
29:21 - Stan
35:59 - Smack That
39:31 - Purple Pills
44:31 - Cleanin' Out My Closet
49:36 - Ass Like That
53:59 - My Band
58:57 - Black Magic
1:01:55 - Higher
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[@BeedleTheBardcore]

Hear more of my Medieval Hip Hop renditions here >> kzbin.info/www/bejne/rH3ReHmfeZirrdk

[@rodjoseph5424]

Bout to go 1592 on them

[@juan-pierregiezen473]

I just have one question, why? lol, when I saw this I thought he was doing some crazy shit again

[@Rabijeel]

Yay^^ More Background for the DnD-Bard^^ Gonna Rip this and put the Vocals on it, then play this on a "Duel of the Bards" in my Game^^

[@ledecoupeur4766]

Very nice Can you add Eminem acapellas : kzbin.info/aero/PLYedoNdjOcHIrCpfYnH39rgep0sngqmEV ?

[@asafaingram9088]

This is amazing man. Love it.

[@emily-sl3zs]

who's listening in 1324

[@Tangerineskies22]

Me 😂

[@Inauraofficial]

Me bruh

[@Dutchman._.]

As a kid from 1343 I can confirm, these are some certified tavern classics

[@air_cooled_andy]

😂

[@OrangeBroski75]

I was born a mere year prior to you, glad to finally see someone who has went through the same history as yourself!

[@ItsYeesh]

aye ye was born 3 years before me, Glad to see we all share the same tavern music taste!@@OrangeBroski75

[@NotDaJayC]

Underrated comment

[@heidihughes7013]

You a pup, move over. I was a fan since he first hit the scene in 1320😂

[@Nono-qw9rw]

i never thought i would need a medieval eminem playlist to help me focus on my homework

[@loladeschamps159]

Same !! i was looking for the lofi girl but this is 100x better, this is insane !

[@1mamao]

@@loladeschamps159 YESSS!!! Precisely that! I slowed it down and now it's perfect for what I need

[@sentientplant9658]

I wanna like this comment but it currently has 666 likes so I'm not touching it lmfao

[@chrisresuta6675]

I just discovered it today and will be using it to study for my exams!

[@dancinglight8411]

this is the only music i've listented to for weeks now help

[@zahidshah7212]

If this ain't playing in my funeral, I'll refuse to die...

[@KaseyKae]

😂😅

[@sjrobey]

correct response

[@patychan27]

It sounds like Eminem was going on a quest to find the real slim shady

[@BierBart12]

And in the end, it turns out that it was him all along. If there was a game like Brutal Legend but about hip-hop, this would be the story

[@josiah_the_rambler]

At the end of our heroes journey we find out that theres a slim shady (treasure) in all of us

[@pioneerboyz]

Bruh I said this comment a few weeks before this on a Joe Porter Rap Percussion video

[@laniakea1541]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[@michaelostergren3516]

I imagine it like monty python and the holy grail but with an eminem flavor

[@meriemcullen8510]

this shit still slams after like 800 years

[@venmynxce5509]

Doth thou meaneth a fortnight?

[@callmeshlomo7035]

😂😂 underrated comment

[@shelbyavant5081]

Slaps. You talk like one of them God dang Mesopotamians 😂

[@fingled]

LMFAO🤣🤣🤣

[@Misslyssaleigh]

Lmao 🤣

[@mandymaughan6198]

I started listening to this as a joke but found very quickly that it's actually so good!

[@juliahfl]

Same...and 6 hours later I've choreographed an entire group lyrical dance routine for no reason...

[@arbustinelpana9355]

me too

[@gh0stpuppi333]

NO BC IT ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HITS

[@nixnax707]

same HAHAHAH i was looking for a vid to play music in the bg while i work, saw this and i was like lol, and now it's been hours and it's still playing

[@BobDingus-bh3pd]

I can’t stop picturing DrDre dressed as a medieval squire strumming the lute

[@Purged_Existence]

"Squire! fetch me your most illustrious tunes!"

[@AlbertoGarcia-yb4ih]

He would have been in Africa - but still I see your point. 😉

[@TorSkywalker]

This is what the internet was made for.

[@ysmir6065]

couldn't agree more :D

[@skyleonidas9270]

actually its for killing commies

[@CoastalConservancy]

Agreed

[@fabianustertius6460]

yep

[@umwas]

pretty much

[@miguelcarvalho2876]

0:00 - The True Shadiest Minstrel 4:35 - Misplace Thyself 7:48 - Devoid of Me 12:29 - Dragonlord 15:58 - Until the Castle Walls Crumble 20:19 - Slay Thee 24:54 - The Ballad of Identity 29:21 - Sir Stan 35:59 - Smite that 39:31 - Royal Tincture 44:31 - Clearin' Out My Cobwebbed Chamber 49:36 - Backside Like That 53:59 - My Troupe 58:57 - Mystic Arts 1:01:55 - Ascendeth 🤓🤓🤓

[@darknix7201]

how thsi doesn't have any comment???

[@nesrinoz3926]

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA

[@grandcommander1140]

😂

[@tyron2479]

Awesome 😂

[@Idiotic_Erdun]

How did you even imagine these name?!

[@teddysautomotive]

why was this recommended to me... and 3 years later? this is a banger. thanks again, youtube

[@TurtTheGenocideTurtle]

yess

[@notanotherfuckingnikki]

I was thinking that same thing 😂 WTF is this and why now? The algorithm is always fucking with me lol

[@craven5328]

​@@notanotherfuckingnikki In exchange, I've been fucking with the algorithm as much as possible...searching and clicking on all sorta of random stuff. Keeps it interesting.

[@Awintersfrost]

I actually love it so much first time too haha

[@cocothedoll]

Nah fr, baby loves it tho, perfect timing!

[@pedromartin6244]

After 800 years, I finally find these magnificent pieces by the troubadour Eminem. Thank you KZbin algorithm for giving me back a part of my childhood

[@MJ27129]

Everyone gansta till lord Marshall of the slim shadows pulls up to court.

[@veeeeediots]

Ah yes, the genuine slender shadows.

[@soomaknows]

😂

[@funkybadlozza1537]

@@veeeeediots I have nothing to add, this is just really funny and creative

[@survivalcorps1101]

Everyone *hooligan

[@joshweaver7998]

this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever read hahahahaha

[@phoenixhazard]

"You walk into a tavern... loud music resonates from a blonde bard who is speaking quickly and melodically"

[@vickyvic8619]

Sorry I ruined the 69 likes. But your comment deserved it.

[@teban_8054]

that gave the same chills as Erica tossing the D&D 20 side dice in Stranger Things.

[@jpjacobsenbr]

As you finish your ale the bard rattle his hands and asks: "Please stand up" He repeats: "Please stand up"

[@catapatata]

xD

[@diulikadikaday]

"pick up ye mic" "you cannot pick up ye mic"

[@TheBaileyandashlyn]

The gods of KZbin have blessed us once again with a strange but perfect suggestion.

[@Downwiththethickness666]

yes

[@CoasterCrazyy]

Insane how hard the first song goes 🤯

[@anthia1156]

It's too unfortunate that the lyrics were lost in history....😢 we will never know what bard Em was signing about....

[@SkySurferRain]

“Two castles girls go ‘round the outside, ‘round the outside..’ lmao

[@YippydaSnoop]

I heard there's a Kings James version 😅

[@ilovebeinagirl]

I have located an old, tattered tablet which contains the etchings from "The Most Authentic Fellow Slim Shady" and I have posted it.

[@MichaelMiller-ne7jg]

(Verse 1) May I have your ears, may I have your ears? Will the true minstrel please stand forth? I repeat, will the true minstrel please stand forth? Y'all act like ye never heard a tale before Jousting galore, knights in armor, valor, and more Sword clashes, shield smashes, all across the floor But alas, it's the tale of a bard, you can't ignore (Chorus) So won't the real minstrel please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up? For we're about to regale, with a merry sound With lutes and drums, let's gather all around (Verse 2) I said, "My lords and ladies," why all the rage? You act like ye never heard a sonnet in thy age Noble dames, gallant knights, a medieval stage Performing feats of bravery, it's all the rage So won't you lend an ear and let the story unfold Of dragons slain and kingdoms told (Chorus) So won't the real minstrel please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up? For we're about to regale, with a merry sound With lutes and drums, let's gather all around (Bridge) Attention, lords and ladies, attention, lords and ladies All you noble folk, put down thy mugs, let's not be lazy For the real minstrel is here to entertain With tales of chivalry, honor, and disdain (Verse 3) So whether ye be a serf or a lord of the land Join in the revelry, give thy clap and hand For the minstrel's here to entertain, in full command With jests and ballads, let the festivities expand (Chorus) So won't the real minstrel please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up? For we're about to regale, with a merry sound With lutes and drums, let's gather all around (Outro) So here's to the minstrel, the true entertainer With tales of yore, he's a real entertainer Raise thy goblets high, let the merriment flow For in this medieval parody, we steal the show!

[@saorux5267]

​@@MichaelMiller-ne7jg i hope someone that can sing does this cover haha, like...humanity really needs to hear this!

[@ilikelobsters.2376]

I have sucessfully convinced my mother that this is Christmas music.

[@vvelvettearss]

o my that madeth they laugh ! it's the bells isn't it xD

[@nvijain]

😆

[@KnospenGoblin]

ahahhahhaha

[@thegoodartist6380]

Thanks for the update

[@poeticbyrd]

thats amazing lol

[@wifeofkhan9375]

it makes me so happy that there are people in the world with this kind of time on their hands 🙏

[@Uprising771]

imagine the castle bumping this from an orchestra on the roof while the prince smokes a fat joint and shares it with the staff.

[@OfentseMwaseFilms]

Blows my mind that if Eminem never found these sounds, we wouldn't have the classics we have today!

[@user-od8wp4xr1w]

dr dre made them

[@Wysewolf]

​@@user-od8wp4xr1wIt was actually Apothecary Dre.

[@BDJones055]

All hail Slimmond the Shadow Bard!

[@nt4136]

@@BDJones055 Can I find him at the Sleeping Giant Inn?

[@chrisbarber7291]

You mean DRE?

[@proudfacemusic]

This is one of those "damn I wish I'd thought of this idea". Brilliant.

[@thunderball6908]

Realizing they had bangers in their own way makes you feel a lot closer to history and humanity in general.

[@dovagin544]

crazy how good this is after 1,200 years

[@user-km4gl3ru5t]

This jam ended the Crusades.

[@viviyep]

Only 1000s kids know

[@rsb__]

@@viviyepLOLLL 💀

[@Mixedpixie]

@@viviyep😂

[@J_Smith7]

lol

[@andyb6981]

I will never bad mouth YT's "recommended" algorithm ever again.

[@chahailus]

Right?! But what does this say about us😂

[@Legitimate123]

@@chahailus That we have impeccable taste?

[@Dethmegadeth]

I will cuz it's mostly garbage.

[@ilikeavacado]

Personalisation is the bane of exploration. Old internet is dead, hail corporate

[@will44bott]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@marcinmarcin8076]

i want this on spotify !

[@mersa101]

it is

[@MADNESSMADEMVL]

The truly shadowed slim, Misplace thyself, Lacking thee, Ravaged beast, Until my demise, Slay thee, The way of thy being, Stanley II, Purple toxins, Emptying thy compartments, Bottom such as thee, My choir, Witchcraft, and Farther above were def fire. 10/10 my sires will play again

[@VrindaKharadi-lm1tc]

Wow! I loved the way you have translated the song names in archaic... it's hilarious 😂 🤣 but genius at the same time lmao🫡 but what abt "smack that" ? I'm curious

[@MADNESSMADEMVL]

@@VrindaKharadi-lm1tc Strike thee × much gratitude unto thou my brethren 🧙🏾‍♂️

[@VrindaKharadi-lm1tc]

@@MADNESSMADEMVL hahahaha😆... that was a merry jest, my good friend! I am beholden to thee for thy answer🙇‍♀

[@MADNESSMADEMVL]

@@VrindaKharadi-lm1tc Why of course, ‘twas jovial indeed. My pleasure, madame 🙇🏽

[@soph8913]

lacking thee is wrong because thee is you. lacking i, maybe

[@ErinTheGameDev]

Can't wait till the plague is over and I can dance to this with all my fellow wenches in the tavern. Might even show a bit of ankle.

[@localsymbiosis]

thats hot

[@erelas5809]

sinful

[@zyrnnh110]

Oh the plague lemao

[@seafry7208]

Plague? fuck you talkin about? you been watchin too much tv!

[@simonsayz5422]

@@seafry7208 Heathen! he who dos not belive in the plague must be a witch :D

[@zacharylu8864]

Loseth thyself Lo If thou hadst One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything thou ever desired In one moment Wouldst thou capture it Or merely let it slip? Lo His palms art cool, knees weak, out of fuel There's drool on his armor, bejeweled, mother's gruel He's anxious, but on the surface he appears so cruel To joust a bout, but he knoweth he can't redo What he doeth now, the whole court goeth so loud He draws thy sword, but thy slices won't reach out He's choking, how, the jester is joking now The hourglass runneth out, times up, and now Snappeth back to reality, o, there goeth gravity O, there goeth the abbot, he's cloaked wearing a cowl, he won't giveth in that easy? No He won't haveth, he knows his psalms lo and behold, doth not matter, he's plagued, he knoweth that, but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knoweth when he goes back to thy humble abode, that's when it's Back to thy battle and, Lo, thine whole rhapsody Best goeth capture this moment and hopeth it don't pass him thou had best loseth thyself in thy musick, thy moment thou owneth, thou should'st never letteth go thou only getteth one shot, do not miss thy chance to blow This opportunity cometh once in a fortnight, yo thou had best loseth thyself in thy musick, thy moment thou owneth, thou should'st never letteth go thou only getteth one shot, do not miss thy chance to blow This opportunity cometh once in a fortnight, lo

[@avafox7561]

YES

[@aoifekc89]

Beautiful

[@Scp_-du6tu]

sure had a fun time reading that

[@leonbierich9666]

IM LIKE 69 BOYS

[@mr2loser]

Greatest comment in the history of everything.

[@thelittledevil1435]

29:29 simply a work of art

[@gamer_salt]

Truth

[@Domekarl]

oh my god, i thought i saw everything on the internet, but there are masterminds out there doing this

[@nebre7642]

So glad Eminem did covers of these forgotten masterpieces!

[@realrandom7666]

no shit eh...........

[@bakruptfern329]

No these aren't covers, he actually orchestrated these back like a thousand years ago or something

[@alexgolberg3851]

@@bakruptfern329So glad for eminem to have reintroduced these fair tunes into society 🔥🔥🔥

[@ShinySahil]

nah eminem is just an omnipotent entity and takes the form of a white guy that raps so he can have fun

[@matthewmclees4105]

these are parodies of eminem. ive done hours of research and i can prove that these came after eminem's original versions.

[@TheBridget272]

I really hope Eminem knows this exists and has rapped along.

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

He would love this :3

[@loveyourself8293]

I’d love to hear it

[@brozerremix]

@@loveyourself8293 I got it wait for a couple of days

[@blunthex]

Bag pipes from Baghdad ring a bell?????

[@iminyourfridge894]

@@brozerremix It's been a couple of days

[@jessicabalke841]

The glockenspiel in the opening song slaps, and the hard core flute really seals the deal

[@-Master_Of_Disaster]

Imagine entering an inn or a tavern in a cold night in the year 1224 as a lone wanderer to seek shelter from the dark and you hear something like this been played by the local bards. This stuff would be mind blowing.

[@pennadesign]

No idea how I ended up here, but I'm grateful the universe sent me in this direction.

[@olhakotenko5339]

same) I'm not even Eminem's fan

[@jackkoshyari6916]

Amen, stranger. Amen.

[@soundwave6366]

Agreed.

[@amazing_creationsofficial3464]

thats what im saying, fr!

[@MikeGuy87]

Same lol

[@ppcbernier9945]

Lost my family to the Black Plague, but at least i can still jam out to Em

[@ralisgroffen]

you mean jester Master of Music

[@ppcbernier9945]

@@ralisgroffen there's vomit on his tunic already, moms grool confetti

[@valentinamusolino1910]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@JMMin-Kahan]

This is actually why most Europeans have auto immune diseases they don't even know about, its a sideaffect of having the dna makeup best suited to survive the Black plague, like how sickle cell is a side affect of the best dna against malaria

[@zf10studios52]

@@ppcbernier9945 His truest feelings possess an err of timidness, yet upon the exterior he exhibits a most noble composure

[@thekarmicdf]

WHY DOES THIS VIBE SO HARDDD 💃🏽

[@ellusiv5121]

It sounds like it would go perfectly with Plants vs Zombies. Idk why.

[@DefenderOfVirginity]

those zombies dont fuck around, it gets intense

[@kevingarcia8922]

I've been playing the game after years. Now I'm going to play this in the background while I get my plants ready for battle.

[@winstonsmith2712]

It's perfect for AoE 2!

[@Cephlin]

@@winstonsmith2712 yeah AoE2 hahahaha

[@spaceowl5957]

That's so accurate wtf

[@JunioR_Gaming]

I'm going to use this in one of my D&D sessions and see how long the party takes to realize.

[@zhsjjzsjkz9788]

5 seconds

[@bruno13532]

i want an update on this

[@Driptacular_Dragonborn]

@@bruno13532 Me, too

[@buenvidanadz1969]

I think it would be bad to have "Slim Shady" queued up as the first one because the instrumental in its' beginning is very iconic XD

[@tvremote1234]

i need an update to this. how did it go?

[@hydetheghost]

i think its so cool that the pictures also match!!!

[@svant3]

Bardcore and tavernwave are two words I didn’t know I needed in my vocabulary.

[@aliG2500]

Memes aside, these songs unironically would work very well as the soundtrack for some medieval fantasy video game.

[@lhsouza9234]

yeah

[@VinMeasles]

Godzilla would be like some spelunking music for the most part

[@kidaicarasmurphy4938]

NO

[@kidaicarasmurphy4938]

LUKE WHO IS YOU MAN?

[@kidaicarasmurphy4938]

I WANA NO THAT GOOD GUY LOOK UKE

[@VBirchwood]

(An update for ye: I have now written the entire song!) "The Real Lord Shady": May I have thine attention please? May I have thine attention please? Will the true Lord Shady please stand up? I do repeat, will the true Lord Shady please stand up? We will have a problem here Ye all act like ye have not seen a medieval person before Swords all on the floor like Margaret, like Thomas crusade in through the door And we have lost to our enemies even worse than before First victorious, now throwing ourselves in for capture (Ahh!) It is the return of the, oh waitest, ye can't, thou art jesting He did not just proclaim what I think he did, did he? And Preacher Dre said, nothing ye fools, Preacher Dre is dead, he is vaulted in the tomb's basement Unorthodox women still love to sing a hymn O' lord, o' lord, Lord Shady, art thou sick of him? Ye look at him, trotting around, grabbin' his rubied cross, Showing his silk-spun cloths, but he is handsome though Aye, I may have got a couple of my loyalties and morals loose But no worse, than what is going on in thy royals chambers Sometimes, I crave to climb the stage and just let go, but can't But it is just for Thomas Smith to hunt a grand moose My ankles have been stripped, my ankles have been stripped And if I am fortunate thou mightst just give them a little kiss And 'tis the lesson we deliver to all our kin And expect them not to know what a woman's bosom is And against God's will we give another a green gown Long before a courtship or officiating of betrothal And beg for forgiveness on Sundays in the chapel We are no more than God’s chariots But some of them are Barbarians, Who slice others open like a bread loaf But if we can hurt others just to have triumph, There is no reason two mustn't kiss before they court But if ye feel as I, I am with the antidote Maidens wave your woolen hose, sing the chorus and Rondeau I am Lord Shady, aye, the real Lord Shady All ye other Lords and Ladies are just imitating So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up! (x2) John Gower needeth not write of courtly love to sell his rhymes But a sinful man must repent and payeth for all his crimes. Do ye think I care of being titled Knightly? Half of ye can’t even bear to look at me Let alone fight beside me But Lord, what if ye win, would it be wyrd Why, so ye men can just lie to get me here So ye can seat me here beside Edward the Third? Egad! King John the Second, better switch me thrones So I can sit beside Lionel of Antwerp and Chaucer And hear them bicker over who won the battle first The clodpates put me for display in the stocks Aye, I may be brave, but there are those that do mock (Shady!) At least I can find myself a Lady And show the whole Kingdom, how betrothal be (Ahh) I am abhorred by ye traitors, all ye do is gall me So I have been sent here to nobly destroy ye There still be a million who hold affinity and battle with me Who curse as me, who care not to be damned as me Who dress as me, walk, speak, and act as me And may just be, the next best thing, but not quite me For I am Lord Shady, aye, the real Lord Shady All ye other Lords and Ladies are just imitating So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up! (x2) I am a power to listen to, but I purposefully give the chatter Things ye jest about with friends, drinking mead in the tavern The difference lies, I'm in the station to speak my mind in front of ye And I needn’t be false or smeareth it in honey at all I merely tower on the platform and assert it And whether ye want to reveal, I do have grit Better than ye cowards out there who just stand Then ye wonder, how can Lord Shady rule so many lands? It is loyalty, the manner in which others show their fealty A Lord with such a faithful Vassal serving Paying homage while my best made plans are stirring And still as Lord Shady, for more power I am yearning In every man, there may be a Lord Shady lurking He could be conquering Normandy, but instead he beeth here hurting Or in the warfield charging, we are damned to hell with all this luck With his sword drawn and his armour struck So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up And point one of your fingers, on each hand up Egad! Ye be proud to be crazed and fight for control And once more, with all your might, loud as ye can, how doth it go? I am Lord Shady, aye, the real Lord Shady All ye other Lords and Ladies are just imitating So wilt the real Lord Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up! (x4) Gad, there be but a Lord Shady within all of us Damned in hell, let us all stand up.

[@krystian6470]

This is amazing, please finish it.

[@VBirchwood]

@@krystian6470 Thank you! I write historical poetry so these lyrics are so much fun. I'll finish them up, or at least complete more of the lines 😊

[@VBirchwood]

@@krystian6470 just added more!

[@hardcorsD]

I read this in time with the song, it fits perfectly.

[@VBirchwood]

@@hardcorsD Thank you!! I tried to keep the rhythmic integrity as much as possible, but it can be tricky sometimes

[@twilyte9557]

stan is crazy

[@mustardpikachu3597]

This hits harder than a cold-stone ballista.

[@adolfotadeo4021]

I didnt ask for this, but now i can't live without this

[@Samlebens1]

Same, this is a perfect example of "why tf is this in my recommendations?" to "wtf the algorithm knows me better than myself"

[@dragonboyyy9572]

You mean better than thou knoweth thyself@@Samlebens1

[@debbiesroommate]

Eminem has Trump Derangement Syndrome

[@RocioCastanedaGomez-ms8jw]

True

[@Zefiros89]

After so many years, KZbin's algorithm finally worked well

[@yazanaltamimi]

yeah mann! I’m attending some seminars to Medievel and I like Eminem and that’s excitly what I neded now hahah

[@neilcreamer8207]

I got a link on Facebook. The jury's still out on the algorithm.

[@Cri11e]

algorithms was better before google bought :|

[@peterh2828]

We have arrived!

[@opalamala]

i was like.... Eminem...medieval.... when... why..... ok ...let's click... and rest is history...

[@Depressed_Duchess]

I felt so alone in this world, until....THIS! FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME! HISTORY NERD AND EMINEM FAN AT THE SAME TIME! GIVE this guy a grammy!

[@matthewlee8667]

Apothecary Dre. has been real quiet since this was played at the King's Court

[@LongShaynx]

I heard a rumor that Apoc. Andre was locked away in Sir Shady's Dungeon, with a crossbow aimed at his face.

[@MrCrashDavi]

+

[@wsegal]

He definitely fell off.

[@constantin-catalincapatina7956]

Oh my God, I am dead, Apothecary Dre lmao

[@marcellllll]

"Apothecary Dre" HAHAHAHAH DEAD

[@fips001]

now we just need a Gregorian choir rapping to it

[@aprilk141]

they'd just be "gregging" to it.

[@surpriseshoveit3514]

@@aprilk141 🤣

[@mekiaogborn9229]

Yesss!!

[@KougaJ7]

Eminem and the Gregging Gregorians

[@Felipe-kv8qd]

Yall acting like you've never seen a Catholic before Killin saracens and honoring St. George Or smthn some help me continue it

[@mamajedi745]

I hath harkened myself unto these exciting melodies and thus declareth that it slaps.

[@therealboomshlamian700]

I remember when this banger first cameth out back in thy year of our lord 1066, I remember listening to these fineth tunes whilst fighting in the Battle of Hastings!

[@MikelWhost]

I don't truly know what's better, the music or the comment section!

[@ciaraharville4353]

I was thinking the same

[@MikeMikeMiky]

Agreed

[@fleurtjevangrondelle4523]

Definitely the comment section🤣🤣🤣

[@orderglyconow]

Reading the comment section whilst listening to the music, verily.

[@athecheat]

You can have thine sweet bread and eat it too, read as you listen

[@destroyermaker]

I would pay stupid amounts of money to see Em dress up like this and perform this live

[@Azelketh]

@@davidc756 yah

[@bigfudge2031]

I would love to see him sing it in Ye olde English

[@razawarrior]

Word! I would drop stupid cash on a dress up and singing in Old English at a Renaissance Faire

[@Atezian]

yeah dude i would pay to see that

[@yuejin1776]

m&m support woke Black Lives Matter i'm done

[@medievalratattack]

As a kid in the late 1200's I can confirm that these were all the rage back then. The good ol' days...

[@Seriously1174]

I was born in 1325, and i remember when all of these bangers first came out. It was revolutionary.

[@SpySnatcher]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE BLACK DEATH WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

[@TheDragonInTown]

win or die trying *dies*

[@user-km4gl3ru5t]

😂

[@workout4552]

black death when smoking shit

[@kirstenhorne2029]

palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy? 😳

[@natewilson111]

Black Death Matters

[@thegeneral19]

Imagine if they had people that actually made music like this in taverns during medieval times.

[@Pommelabricot4821]

Perfection.

[@benlewis5312]

Imagine if Eminem was a massive medieval history buff and just copied all their ballads

[@kristianthaler6525]

Watch Black Knight with Martin Lawrence from 2001, he goes back to the middle ages and in one scene he introduces them to good music.

[@chadpasta5112]

King Richard the 4th: "Bard, thine bars make me wonder; does it damage thine mouth to drop flaming bars such as these?"

[@Dulc3B00kbyBrant0n]

@@benlewis5312 ROFL

[@Misanthropic9294]

This needs to be featured on a mediaeval era movie 🍿

[@FunnyCAT_GATO-go7hw]

"My Band" is my favourite!

[@dorin4694]

next D&D session is gonna be insane

[@kernkart4870]

Im thinking about designing an entire one shot around this. (rap) Battle at the 8th Mile Inn

[@jakob3044]

I'm such a nerd

[@dannylamb456]

The All Bard Party, but everyone is an elf and a rapper.

[@Evija3000]

The first song is total carnival background music.

[@MrMorlaf]

Can I play please?

[@bootkon]

I've no idea how and why but KZbin has recommended me this... And now I'm in tears of joy 🤣 God bless the Internet

[@stronggirlsyndrome]

I am so impressed and so amused all at once.

[@jallusmaximus168]

Ok, I'm just arrived after a fucking 14h Shift and now I'm chilling while taking a dump and suddenly, without provocation I hear fucking medieval Eminem. This shit made my evening. Thank you

[@AJDraws]

Human creativity never ceases to amaze. This sounds like such a stupid concept, but it completely subverts expectations.

[@kidaicarasmurphy4938]

No.

[@natejohnson5393]

@@kidaicarasmurphy4938 yeah

[@Czoy9]

@@natejohnson5393 si

[@Kiyoone]

YEAH genius! I mean, we can BLAST these in the church, no one cared, they actually enjoyed.

[@Fidolorous]

@@kidaicarasmurphy4938 No.

[@Paul-yk7ds]

Me: KZbin: "ONE HOUR OF MEDIEVAL EMINEM" Me: Sure why not

[@kdemetter]

Same

[@nestoravila5385]

@@kdemetter Same x2

[@Yolazonejevousaime]

The most accurate comment I've read

[@mckennacal_pencil]

Me 5

[@EntryLevelLuxury]

pretty much

[@Maerubi]

I didn't expected anything, was just curious about it. But actually, it sounds really good! :D

[@VocalAddiction]

Finally the perfect music when playing Heroes III. :D

[@freshfishbowl]

Person I just met: What kind of music do you listen to? Me: It's complicated.

[@Nesthetic99]

This joke is overused, my guy :/

[@neilcressey8189]

😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

[@cordero6960]

THE RAP OF THE CASTLE

[@garcalej]

Knock knock.

[@davidc756]

it's not complicated at all. In fact it's pretty decent lol

[@theinstantnoodle9628]

When the flute kicks in. I feel that.

[@thedynamik777]

the flute touched me

[@Techemilio7]

I became one with the flute

[@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy]

@@thedynamik777 and I touched the flute back.

[@FreakAwesom]

time stamp?

[@pdavda86]

I think they are talking about Stan

[@jenniferwilson7762]

Maaaan..... I hit like before I heard the first note !!!!!! Played it and confirmed Genius!!!!!!!!!

[@julianafracaroli3205]

There are some things that are SO weirdly specific but that i’m so glad that exists

[@andrewbuchan6122]

Omg, I was waiting for EMINEM to actually rap medieval style lmao

[@billieswagganutti]

SAME AHAHAHA

[@plushietwinninjas4990]

yes thy slim of the shady yes thy am the one true real slim of the shady

[@andrewbuchan6122]

@@plushietwinninjas4990 😂

[@wtfduud]

With such hits as "Lose Thyself" and "Verily Slim of the Shade"

[@ravennkings]

SAMEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@LeagueProReplays]

I don’t know why the KZbin algorithm recommended me this, but I’m sure glad it did! I never knew I needed medieval soundtracks in my life.

[@funvideoperson5268]

Was just watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt--it's the Al Gore Rhythm, lol! 😄

[@deloreswilson1798]

Jumpeth up and jumpeth up and jumpeth down...😆😆😆😂

[@bryanfoley71]

lol same

[@Sanvdh]

Hahah hear hear yeay

[@_xanna]

You must just have good taste my man

[@2fyecookie]

it’s crazy how talented they were back then ! lord farquad em is by far one of the most talented people i’ve ever heard of

[@juancruzmedina5915]

Old but GOLD!

[@inspireyourselfnow]

I didn't know I needed this, but now my life is better.

[@StSokol]

+1

[@QTPieZz]

oh lord he is reading poetry off his cranium.

[@DonVermillion]

+1

[@gr0dytoadstools]

Same here.

[@sprinkles_091]

omg SAME.

[@dannyboymn5451]

"Hey dad why did mom name my sister rose?" "Because your mother loves roses" "Thanks dad" "No problem One Hour of Medieval Eminem"

[@4x4bass]

dude! :-)

[@TehDubberRucky]

Are we really recycling 5 year old jokes just to get likes on a youtube comment? Garbage.

[@periklis47]

that is tell me you love medieval eminem without telling me you love medieval eminem

[@phongdinh199]

cringe af since day one

[@ianzonja2975]

@@TehDubberRucky so what, it was funny to me

[@melanieallen9758]

Keep going dude, we need you & everything that comes along with it

[@bungerroyale112]

Definitely using this for D&D backing music in a tavern. Absolute masterpiece

[@berzerkbankie1342]

Literally what I was thinking

[@reptiloidmitglied2930]

Is there a bard in the tavern that insults people hard but in a clever way that they have to leave in shame without finishing their beer?

[@SCP-Dr_Bright]

@@reptiloidmitglied2930 he casts a MEAN vicious mockery

[@yomachu]

I'm trying to get into D&D and i think this is helping me. lol

[@xgtwb6473]

I love you nerds ❤

[@Brindlebrother]

We're going to greatly confuse historians of the future

[@andrejvolk4220]

Imagine someone will listen this 200-300years later xDDD

[@shredfx6039]

Today on watch mojo, was Eminem a time traveler or could the real slim shady please stand up?

[@awbonfanti]

AAHAHAHH!!!!! dead4laughs

[@Aethelvlad]

somebody should tell them we're joking

[@shredfx6039]

@@Aethelvlad we're joking?

[@ricardosannicolas]

This feels like a lit Christmas party

[@kreativjunkie8053]

Merry, Pippin, Frodo and Sam were there when they returned in the Green Dragon in Bree - and tore the place apart in one go. In fact this is a MASTERPIECE!

[@jameswall2445]

I think I've finally accomplished being the cool dad. A while back my daughter told me she really likes Eminem but she can't listen to him at school because of the bad words. I introduced her to medieval hip hop and gave her the Eminem playlist and now we've been listening to it everytime we get together.

[@snichzzy6526]

omg dad of the year right here 😎👌

[@bamf1317]

This is the way

[@allykayyy2683]

Love it. My husband and I got into it the other day so I took MY daughter out just to go somewhere and not mope around the house sad about it... I pass her the aux cord because she was keeping me company so I figured least I could do was let her pick her own songs... (Billie eilish Melanie Martinez and the like... Not my cup o tea but whatever) The first song she puts on is The Kids/Drugs are Bad 🤦 She doesn't even like Eminem that much. That one was just trying to cheer me up. It worked 👍 Kids are great ain't they. Eminem ain't just an artist, He's the bridge to the gap between adults and kids.

[@kellym9190]

I wish I had a dad like you when I was a kid 😢 So sweet what you’re doing 💖

[@hellstreet]

@@allykayyy2683 who asked?

[@archvaldor]

Did any one else start listening to this for the LOL's and then actually get into it unironically.?

[@hcmo8387]

yes ! HAHA

[@Kononekaya]

I was hooked instantly

[@muchthanks3100]

@@Kononekaya hooked! so good!

[@daneasterby494]

I’m here for it

[@hayleys1260]

Actually dancing by ass like that.

[@denessy5446]

Bardcore hits hard..

[@lunababee]

This is 🔥

[@OutOfPocketSounds1337]

You never know what you're missing until you've found it. love to all of you!

[@realitygutter9694]

Best comment

[@danielmiller2323]

like mongolian throat singing? that stuff is dope

[@broskichannel4163]

@@danielmiller2323 hahahahaha

[@j.fischer707]

@@danielmiller2323 lmaooo

[@johannestaut784]

1001. Like

[@guagzila5185]

WE MAKING IT THROUGH THE CRUSADES WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥

[@pyotrtchaikovsky1840]

Hope your palms aren't sweaty, your knees strong and your arms not heavy. also maybe don't vomit on thy armour

[@Burningpaladin]

WE MAKING IT THROUGH THE BLACK DEATH WITH THIS ONE 🔥🐀🔥💀🔥

[@IvaraEllenStuff]

WE MAKIN IT OUTTA THE GUILLOTINE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@valentinamusolino1910]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@paulohenriquesantos6505]

Em nome de jesus cristo, nós derrotaremos os muçulmanos em nossa guerra santa, ao som de slim shady.

[@bethanywright4167]

When the women have their ankles on show, the ale is flowing and feral william unsheathes his sword to duel

[@VrcTaco]

I wonder what people would think of this if they could hear it back in medieval times.

[@christtianwodson]

Same here, that would be dope for them!

[@paddington1670]

they would like it

[@deleteexistence6175]

They'd party to it with mead and dodgy rye bread!

[@connorcriss]

@@paddington1670I think they actually wouldn't. A lot of musical taste is connected to a cultural context, one that they wouldn't have for this kind of song. It'd probably sound really bad to them, or possibly not even like music and more just like rhythmic sounds. Ofc I don't know for sure.

[@kenknowler5379]

they cant not feel it,

[@Just1nvd]

Imagine Eminem with a live medieval orchestra doing these songs. It would've been an eargasm.

[@donvalette3589]

omfg i need that

[@LD-wu4lc]

The Eminem Show uses a lot of medieval sounding instruments.

[@jordydabear3897]

Thou't do lay one fat-ass beat- 🎩 🧐

[@donvalette3589]

@@LD-wu4lc yes, but would you imagine him going full like this track? I hope somebody adds the lirycs

[@seandavis8213]

Think they'd think he was chanting dark magic to talk fast like that

[@EarlSixRecords]

amazing work

[@RicoEumaGreatestOfAllTime]

Lyrics of The Real Slim Shady Oh, gather 'round, ye fine folk so near, A tale of Slim Shady, ye shall now hear. In a bygone age, when quills did write, A minstrel did emerge with words so light. "Pray, lend thine ear, for I am he, The genuine Slim Shady, as you can see," A troubadour of yore, with verses bold, In verses, his saga he deftly told. "Will the true Slim Shady please stand tall?" The bard did sing, a merry call. A reflection in rhyme, a lyrical jest, Intriguing minds, putting them to the test. In riddles of rhythm, he did confound, His wit and jest, a mirthful sound. A jester in verse, a masterful bard, His words like music, struck hearts so hard. So harken now, to this tale of old, Where modern meets ancient, a fusion bold. "I am Slim Shady, the genuine in line," A ballad that echoes through the annals of time.

[@down_right_mischevious]

do godzilla

[@dproh_]

Actually hard

[@ItsAllGoodMan696]

We need more

[@LoriCooper-kl1yq]

Please do a cover using this beat lol probably go viral 😂

[@Jartran72]

You got some talent unless you just copied it from somewhere of course. Maybe find someone willing to record this? There is a chance for it to go viral for sure.

[@garcalej]

I can easily imagine Eminem in a red jester costume, capering about the court, dancing on tables, shaking his bum in their faces, and unnerving the nobility with his dope, socially biting lyrics.

[@ryanlavallee3644]

omg yes spitting fire for the king

[@hiddenintheshadows1469]

Good observation.

[@tonijelecevic9238]

Mylord quite an appropriate time for a small amount of controversy isn't it

[@edantyson844]

This is fucking hilarious

[@salazam]

2000's Eminem maybe, he was fun and lighthearted.... 20now Eminem is just angry all the time.

[@bobcrye9502]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR DND MUSIC! THIS CHANNEL IS A GODSEND

[@denessy5446]

That's a true level 12 bard

[@janekmorel]

Bard: What song would Your Highness please to listen? Your Highness: Ass Like That. Bard: Of course, excellent choice.

[@mrSargi7]

LMAO

[@thegoodartist6380]

Lol

[@jamesthegambler]

LOOOL :D :D :D

[@picklewart5382]

To be fair, Ass like that is pretty fire with these instruments.

[@RuiLuz]

LELLL!