one line from every episode of glee

[@alatielinara]

I usually don't like Mr Shue but "Don't touch me" and then he touches Sue and runs away is hilarious. Sometimes they are a great duo

[@alatielinara]

"One: Mr. Shuester needs at least one adult friend" boom. roasted.

[@1appletree]

Best Will moments are when he goes to Sue's level like the tantrum in End of Twerk or the razor scene in We Built This Glee Club

[@IWouldHaveGoneWithYouToTheEnd]

If he wasn’t such a weirdo he could’ve been such a good character especially with sue 😂

[@Ezraspainter]

THAT IS A LAWSUIT MR. I WILL SUE YOUR ASS

[@MISSINGINACTIONNNNNNNN]

THAT IS A LAWSUIT MISTER, I WILL SUE. YOUR. ASS.

[@sophie7780]

"a baby? with whose vagina?" is iconic and made only MORE iconic with sue's reaction lmao

[@Komododrachen]

What ep was that in I completely forgot 😅

[@topcat2085]

mr schue saying "baby likes his soup" made me VIOLENTLY uncomfortable

[@Jo-sv9io]

literally criminal he should be in jail for that

[@topcat2085]

@@Jo-sv9io I feel like he needs to pay for my therapy tbh

[@jaiden8529]

Everything about him makes me violently uncomfortable, how Emma decided to marry him is beyond me

[@topcat2085]

@@jaiden8529 honestly carl was a perfect match for emma, the writers ruined something good

[@Ryan-mz8kn]

was looking for this comment

[@conformality]

“hey i’m kurt hummel and i’ll be auditioning for the role of kicker” is beyond the best line i’ve ever seen

[@groovyeverwhere11]

I quote this a bit too often heh

[@sydneyrella4840]

Literally my favorite line ever

[@luziel3071]

Honestly how is this show even real🤣

[@cheechee6473]

If it wasn’t I’d be dead ngl

[@dead-ringer]

It’s like a theatre kid took every hallucinogen in existence and wrote a script…and then it got green-lit.

[@BlueBlazeKing]

Anything is possible with enough drugs(especially cocaine)

[@TheJennieanne]

its so cool

[@inorial5960]

no nene line ????????

[@abbysc417]

“Ke dollar sign ha” takes me out every time

[@dead-ringer]

‘Tik and also tok’ Figgins is a national treasure.

[@dweeb4]

Everytime I think ab Ke$ha I accidentally say it like that in my head bc of Figgins 😭

[@staycgirlsitsgoingdown2]

There’s no way any of the writers for this show were in any way shape or form sober while writing this

[@kiamarasandifer1675]

ryan murphy made it so we shouldn’t be surprised

[@IWouldHaveGoneWithYouToTheEnd]

Would you be sober if you had to right this show 😂

[@WizardLizzard]

That simple "Oh my God..." from Emma at the wedding took me out 😭

[@liamross340]

jayma mays actually has amazing comedic timing and she was so underused on this show

[@Oliver_the_tree]

She’s actually so serious and so hilarious at the same time

[@amityislandchum]

"This is where our daughter or gay son will sleep" is the line that made me fall in love with the show.

[@marioxzzz]

"No she is dead this is her son" the writters of this show were something else lmao

[@Ezraspainter]

And right after "Is he your son?"

[@TheMrGothics]

Nooo you missed that line where Sue holding a broccoli asked what's this and Mercedes answered with toilet brush lmaoo

[@luisabolado]

but those are 2

[@TheRanker77]

LMFAO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

[@wholetmeonhere]

This is basically a video collection of free senior quotes for theatre kids.

[@WynnK_]

WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS

[@mjhewho4560]

you so right let rewatch this really quickly

[@annoyingcat2007]

I AM USING ONE

[@lecturaslunares926]

the entirety of season 6 is a fever dream and this video just confirmed it

[@chloehulse22]

the entire season was a joke 💀

[@SoAlliSucks]

@@chloehulse22 the entire show was a joke

[@shataysianelson9414]

Let’s not act like season 6 wasn’t Better than 4😂😂😂 better cast better plot better music

[@imateakettle]

The entire show is a freaking fever dream

[@joce_2012]

@@SoAlliSucks yes. Yes it is. But it pretty damn entertaining one lol

[@claud7511]

this is my fave one of these i've seen so farrr

[@lenah.9]

Yes

[@meganb11]

god this show is so chaotic but so funny

[@noanow125]

I love how it slowly became about Santana 😂😂

[@natalialeon849]

Santana rly carried the show tbf, ugh I miss Naya Rivera so much:(

[@ratherbereading125]

I mean, she does have all the best lines

[@Annabethchase_3]

She was the best character

[@reneejane124]

“my mom said I’m stretched too thin so I gave up homework” 😭😭😭

[@beatrizjesus4961]

Finn is actually so funny LMAO

[@HarmonyLaskoCoolChicVids14]

"No, she's dead, this is her son." "Mr. Schue is he your son?" you did that on purpose

[@christenguzman4500]

I blocked out S5 to the point I didn’t even know Brit and Blaine SLEPT TOGETHER ????

[@Wordnerd2807]

They didn’t really, it was a scene from the table read of Rachel’s terrible tv show. But yeah, out of context 🤯

[@seahawksedvencha232]

nah cause same

[@dayanialicea9910]

LITERALLY I WAS LIKE “why do i not remember this?!”

[@dead-ringer]

I gave up on S4 because it was getting stale, so forgive my language when I say “What the fuck?”

[@muffinator1239]

NOT REALLY LOL.

[@H.annahPaige]

i’ve never seen glee in my life and i’ve never wanted to watch it as bad as i do after watching this

[@candidesque6470]

And you're in luck because the first few seasons are the absolute best!

[@littlegurlini]

DO IT! seasons 1-3 are so good

[@laurenbanuelos6324]

it’s my comfort show forever!! i love the whole show but personally seasons 1-3 are the best.

[@rjs2035]

“I don’t even remember putting that in there” SHE IS MY FAVORITE

[@DreyNova]

"the only straight i am is straight up bitch" my new life motto -santana

[@sydneyrella4840]

I made this into a bracelet 🫡

[@Rose07242]

I wish this could be my yearbook quote

[@paigedickson8810]

Bruh the way I could recite the lines from season 1-3 and have absolutely no clue what happened after that point

[@justjoannak]

I can do up to S4

[@candicefaithv]

SAME

[@rebecca8525]

Yeah, same here. It really should have ended after S3.

[@Bellab2119..]

Rachel’s echo of “pleak pleak pleak”

[@bofthesea4730]

I forgot how good Sam’s Taylor Lautner impression was

[@blupercs729]

1:35 she has a family she’s a mother 😭

[@peachknees6623]

4:41 the way he's just posing against the wall like. he really needs more adult friends.

[@palmyrabell996]

😭

[@dead-ringer]

Literally Nobody: William Shuester: 👞 / | \ \ | / | / \ | /

[@Webo250]

When Sue asks Santana to slap herself and Brittany with a chicken cutlet... That's top tier comedy, right there.

[@neurologyfacts1443]

4:58 “what are you looking at jar jar binks” 😭

[@supervivo7069]

S1 is by far the best season imo but one thing the show did well throughout is comedy.

[@najadetwo22]

2:03 truly the worst thing i've ever heard

[@theninjapenguin5160]

6:16 The entire cast be like…

[@tones8675]

“a baby? with who’s vagina?” FUCKING DEAD

[@emilyar1999]

I’m bummed that Brit’s “stop the violence” is in the same episode as Santana’s “she’s a motherrrr” because her delivery is the best

[@stripedbandit5252]

1:27 it’s hard to describe the pain of the full body rash this gave me

[@brooke1978]

9:54 bro when did this happen i was just laughing for five minutes straight💀💀

[@Kittypika4]

I LITERALLT DONT REMEMBER IT HAPPENING ASOSJFJFN

[@dayanialicea9910]

the muffled oh my god killed me

[@caitybutler24]

4:28 probably my favorite scene ever and SUE’S FACE

[@yolandamedina7145]

My favorite line from all the show is Santana yelling. “MIRA.... ESCUCHA SOY DE LIMA HEIGHTS ADJACENT Y YO TENGO ORGULLO...... ¿Sabes lo que pasa en Lima Heignts Adjacen? COSAS MALAS

[@milcaful]

With the worst spanish accent I've ever heard in my life

[@yolandamedina7145]

@@milcaful That's precisely why it's so funny 😂😂😂

[@watermelonw8]

Orgurro

[@amandarivera25]

“A grilled Cheesus” made me snort so hard

[@toniacosta3490]

i think about the josh groban line every day

[@christie1112]

My sister and I say it all the time lmao

[@Jadika]

the second half season 5 & season 6 still feels like a fever dream

[@aliceangel8997]

5:27 how do i not remember this line thats so FUNNY

[@junkonatsumizaka5149]

2:39 - My Favorite Santana Moment~

[@Sarah_Loves_BTS]

I’ve never seen Glee before and I really didn’t think this was gonna be this funny but oh my GOSH I laughed so hard

[@Mattyyiz]

‘This is where our daughter or gay son will sleep’ kills me everytime, unhinged Terri was SOMETHING 😂😂

[@udop2]

puck walking in dressed as a woman followed by sugars “hello” is just amazing 😭

[@kellyd3078]

7:00 greatest line in the show

[@randislays]

i truly dont remember anything from 8:51-10:13 and ive watched the whole show lmaoo time to rewatch

[@rh182230]

"A baby ? With whose vigina ?" gold

[@envy_user1015]

2:24. Heather looks absolutely adorable

[@WynnK_]

Everyone commenting on pleek pleek has me rolling 4:53

[@ChaoticSpaceKitty]

This became more and more of a fever dream

[@charliberesford]

It’s so sad that Finn slowing disappears as these go along and then is gone 🕊

[@MariahIsSkinnyFuckBlueLives]

"Yeast in my bagel, but not in my muffin" has layers, like. Bagels indeed have yeast while muffins use baking soda as the leavening agent!

[@jacquelyns5613]

My fave will always be “I gotta gay. Go. I gotta go.”

[@sydniwright1864]

0:33 IM CRYING😭😭😭

[@giacherubini249]

“I had made a grilled cheuss “.

[@noellybanana]

Half of it is just Brit being Brit

[@feltcnz7829]

sams line at 3:23 is not talked about enough its fucking hilarious

[@mirandakeigher819]

2:02 I honest to god shrieked in repulsion

[@user-qy2yc7yh8c]

The silence is LOUDDD 6:06

[@angelaphillips1731]

Great list but I was a little bummed that two of my favorite (and most memorable) lines were left out: From the season 2 Substitute episode, when Gwyneth Paltrow first meets the class and Santana says “what would you know about CeeLo, cause you’re, like, 40?” 😂 Also Gwyneth’s response of “TOP 40 sweet cheeks!” would have also been spectacular And then another season two episode, the one where Finn has the kissing booth and Santana spreads mono to him and Quinn to expose their cheating: when the school nurse tries to warn Santana about catching mono, Santana replies with something like “please. I’ve had mono so many times it’s turned into STEREO”…. I mean… she had some of the BEST lines on that show. Miss Naya Rivera so much. She was such an insane talent

[@PORTUHSM511]

and "my lips are closed, just like your legs"

[@HarmonyLaskoCoolChicVids14]

"baby likes his soup" could have EASILY been replaced with "lets gogetsomeTACOSSS"

[@LunarApollo]

pleak….pleak

[@kimarah4403]

GRILLED CHEESUZ GETS ME EVERY TIME 😭😭

[@karatgoldd]

baby 👶🏻 likes 👍🏼 his 😉 soup 🍲

[@liampd4342]

The shower has vintage tiles 💃😍🤤🥰 Rachel: 🕴🏻🧛🏻‍♀️😈

[@danieljosephpena6322]

Notice how many are queen Santana's lines

[@dancemaster3084]

I swear this whole show is just some weird ass fever dream and I love every minute of it lol

[@gerry1012]

Omg love Santana ♡.

[@Hope-tg3tc]

Out of context, this show is chaotic In context, this show is chaotic

[@omgimanowl7888]

The music swells on some of the lines make this even better

[@candidesque6470]

I completely deleted _"Humpday..."_ from my memory.

[@SussySassy]

1:14 Ha! 😱 My baby teeth 😬, haeuugh 😄😩 Jesse: 😶🤨

[@potato7439]

its the "PLEASE GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE *PLEASE* PLEASE *please* please" for me

[@sofiavaldebenito5947]

how did you pick just one line from each episode bye

[@polterrrgeist]

"ill be auditioning for the role of kicker"

[@emilydillon7439]

*giving birth* *plays bohemian rhapsody guitar solo*

[@alexia4371]

Season 1 was such a banger

[@_____2219]

Honestly the girls always had the best lines

[@thestarlightforge6568]

“That’s what smart people call, Crazy Uptight Bitches Dying.” 🤣 I wasn’t ready- how is it that this video is about to make me watch all 18 or however tf many seasons there were of Glee-

[@star_baker]

You really see the quality of jokes decline. S1 was so funny.

[@alexcallahan1979]

This is a thousand times better than actually rewatching it

[@Gemini_Woman]

After the first episode Glee just became a fever dream.

[@sagecell7859]

"what are you looking at jar jar binks" I literally choked this show was a goddamn fever dream

[@spongy9348]

6:59 😂😂😂😂 the way sue looked at him

[@wandam198]

Definitely the best one of these!!

[@racoon2623]

“crazy uptight bitches dying” gold

[@gibsterzz]

i’m so glad That line for s1 ep3 was chosen

[@Monicuxiable1]

Im spanish, and I cant understand a thing Naya is saying 😂. I was like... what language is this? And then i realice that its supposed to be spanish 😂

[@piwonhasmyheartfr]

"pleek?!" lives in my mind rent free😭

[@jntrahin]

GRILLED CHEESUS 🤣 cracks me up every time

[@Fresh100]

The "pleek" from Rachel always sends me

[@recordswithrem1547]

6:38 I do not remember the context of Finns hair wtf 😂

[@theforgottencompanion]

Him and artie pretended to be part of a nonexistent ginger club at school to trick Emma’s parents to tell them where she was hiding after the runaway bride fiasco. Honestly typing this out makes me wonder how this show ever existed, it’s so unhinged

[@luziel3071]

"God is that what coffee tastes like? How do people drink that?" No but why is this actually such a realistic reaction to the first time drinking coffee😂

[@jameliascollective8285]

“please just give me one more chance…. bleb…bleb…bleb…”

[@sepvanharen5587]

"pleek" never fails me when i need a laugh

[@vikavoltisepic3507]

Blaine, Santana, Britt and Kurt are so iconic 😭

[@lucygarrett9785]

“My baby teeth” JESSIE’S FACE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joslynnwhite3565]

“Teen Gay! You may now proceed to the next checkpoint”