one of the DUMBEST MOVIES I've ever seen!- The Astro Zombies (1968)

[@FanboyFlicks]

Do not respond to any comments that tell you that you won a prize, this is a SCAM

[@tommydepoorter4864]

Goddammit I knew it was to good to be true

[@harrihaffi2713]

Thanks for the head up

[@SnapEtaco]

God damn it Mark!! I just sent you $2500 in Bitcoin for my prize!!! Can you at least send me a shirt now?

[@Cyberdine.Systems.Model-101]

Goddammit. I opened a Telegram account just to text you and claim my prize. I thought your response was a bit "broken englishy"

[@2nd3rd1st]

Dammit, I transferred all my $NKLA shares to this guy to receive my prize, how am I ever gonna get Trevor Milton-rich now!

[@wally6398]

"It's truly a sight to miss" has to be the best way to describe this entire movie. Great video as usual dude!

[@CanItAlready]

He said that and I had to pause for a couple of seconds to replay it in my head. I was like, "Did he say 'it's truly a sight to miss'?" 😆

[@MrShadeGaming]

@@CanItAlready hmm nice tutorials you got buuut why no CSharp(the coding language) tutorials? :P

[@YourGirlRalph]

My favorite line 😂

[@sven_86]

best quality paint you can watch dry! lol

[@allinone-qz2gi]

" Don't try this at home... go to a friend's house" I love this line

[@stevenlubick2689]

Great idea about where to do this.👌👌

[@SpamEggSausage]

the line I always say when someone says "don't try this at home" is "try it in school"

[@wickedlester5320]

I love it when you don’t pay attention for a minute and feel you missed something. Then rewind the movie and find out you didn’t miss anything at all. Signs of a masterpiece of bad movie.

[@karlhungus5395]

Damn Mark! That was the cleanest insert of yourself into a scene I’ve seen yet. Your shadow, your acting casual, the camera angle from the agent’s POV, the background noises; it was all so deliberate! Nice work!!

[@briangonigal3974]

Not to mention, the beiger-than-beige suit with authentic 60’s skinny tie.

[@daveroche6522]

Damn tootin'. Notice there were suddenly 2 empty cups on the water container? Why? Don't know. Possibly Chuck simply put his back on top when finished? Health 'n Safety will have words, I tells ya - THEY'LL HAVE WORDS......

[@john_blues]

We're getting closer to Mark putting himself into a whole full length movie. Like that Steve Martin flick 'Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid". I'm in for the crowdfunding.

[@suzybearheart530]

@@daveroche6522 When you said "Why? Don't know." I read that in Critical Drinker's voice. 😆

[@daveroche6522]

@@suzybearheart530Good catch SuzyB - when I wrote it i heard Critical Ds voice in my head.... Well done, follow good-taste.

[@NatLaS]

You can see in Mark's eyes how desperately he wants us to understand that this movie is AWFUL. That "I don't CARE" at 8:55 truly sounds like it came from the heart. We appreciate this sacrifice to bring us such good content!

[@TheMadAfrican1]

Fun fact - this was filmed at Peter Falk's house. He let them use it in exchange for a cameo in the film, which was promptly cut by the director because Falk was "too comedic" for this dramatic masterpiece of cinema.

[@paullilienthal449]

Wow. F Ted V Mikels. Falk is a legend.

[@carosvelasquez8461]

Who is that falk dude?

[@HaakonAnderson]

@@carosvelasquez8461 Columbo

[@carosvelasquez8461]

@@HaakonAnderson OH!!!!

[@paullilienthal449]

@@carosvelasquez8461 He's most famously Columbo or Grandpa from The Princess Bride.

[@FunkyTruester]

That scene where you're acting as a fellow agent dressing down your co-workers, is the most seamless scene you've made yet - I love the way you spliced their facial expressions to mirror exactly what you're telling them, it is so good. Simple but effective! Oh, and the movie was terrible, my condolences on having to sit through it, but thanks for another hilarious review!

[@daveroche6522]

Damn tootin'. Notice there were suddenly 2 empty cups on the water container? Why? Don't know. Possibly Chuck simply put his back on top when finished? Health 'n Safety will have words, I tells ya - THEY'LL HAVE WORDS......

[@edisonlima4647]

Wait, WHY did they stole the chauffer's clothes if they are going to immediately run over the man? He is not even going to see the clothes? Was that just an excuse to undress the chauffer?

[@jwc_1986]

Guy who killed the chauffer must've had a kink...no reason at all to change into his clothes

[@Weazel1]

Congratulations, you’ve improved the entertainment value of this “film” a thousand fold. The poster is now the second best thing about Astro Zombies.

[@Fake_Name12345]

The Misfits song it inspired is pretty good.

[@kathrynrae1808]

The sight of that poor Astro Zombie trying to survive on mere torch light in the terrible crickety sunlit darkness has moved me terribly.

[@f.d.3289]

12:18 "It feels like the movie wants me to be in suspense about something, but I don't know what that is." I love it when films fail so hard XD

[@grantbitman1448]

John Carradine was in so many movies. They were of such varying quality, some of the best like 10 Commandments and Secret of NIMH, and some of the worst like this thing, but the man just loved working. Right up till he died in the 80's, he was doing several movies a year. In the end He made 351 movies. Also, he sired Keith Carradine, the most charismatic actor I can think of.

[@BGNOLA]

Carradine could remember pages of dialogue so if you needed a mad scientist spouting entire minutes of gobbledygook he was your man.

[@gaywizard2000]

I'm confused with the Kung Fu guy!

[@philsowers]

@@gaywizard2000 John had 5 sons, David Carradine was in Kung Fu, Robert was in Revenge of the Nerds, Keith was in a bunch of westerns and Fargo, Bruce was also in Kung Fu and the horrible horror movie Q, Chris was an architect that didn't do much in Hollywood

[@gaywizard2000]

@@philsowers OMG, so im not crazy then!

[@philsowers]

@@gaywizard2000 Nope, just a big ol family of Hollywood folks, lots of fun stuff to enjoy but mostly mock through Weird Movies w/Mark, Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax 😉 👌 The Unearthly (Episode #320) - as Dr. Charles Conway Red Zone Cuba (Episode #619) - as Mr. Wilson Legacy of Blood (Cinematic Titanic) - as Christopher Dean Voodoo Man (RiffTrax) - as Toby Frankenstein Island (RiffTrax) - as Dr. Frankenstein Hillbillys in a Haunted House (RiffTrax) - as Dr. Himmil Astro-Zombies (RiffTrax) - as Dr. DeMarco Invasion of the Animal People (RiffTrax) - as Narrator Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident (RiffTrax) - as Professor Nikolaeff Terror in the Wax Museum (RiffTrax) - as Claude Dupree Jack-O (RiffTrax) - as Walter Machen Invisible Invaders (Movie Jo Night) - as Dr. Karol Noymann

[@alexdemoya2119]

Thank you Mark for doing this to yourself for our entertainment.

[@tjkhanks]

I love that the guy in the car accident landed with one foot in between the door resting on the hood. 😆 I've seen so many accidents where the drivers end up like that.

[@con.troller4183]

This was before mandatory seat belts. Physics was strange back then.

[@ontherunjg]

They guy that was in the car wreck with red paint over him is moving his fingers.

[@michaellaplant8659]

​@@ontherunjg Good catch ! That driver was definitely a very "live-ly" fellow -- both before and after "death". 😄😁😝🤪🤣

[@hullinstruments]

Just found your channel this past year and I absolutely love it! It would be awesome if you started doing some content about movies that you enjoy or movies you haven’t seen before or just whatever. I stumbled across your Star Wars playlist and realized that I really enjoy hearing you talk about movies… Even movies that you don’t hate. That may not be something you’re interested in but it’s just an idea. It wouldn’t have to be as polished and stuff like your normal videos. You could have a secondary channel or playlist on this channel with some just real low effort stuff or you just kind of set up a camera and talk about a movie. I think a lot of people would love to hear your take on all types of cinema. As much as I enjoy your goofy ass jokes & humor… (And they are great)… The passion and care you showed when discussing Star Wars and what it was like for you as a kid and stuff… It was awesome. And I’m not even a Star Wars fan. Love the channel!

[@oonmm]

Isn't it obvious this man has seen everything that is worth watching? Why do you think he ended up watching all these films? (:

[@theaccountcreated8962]

Sadly, you have mistaken this movie for science fiction. It is, in reality, a psychological tragedy. The ostracized state of humanity in the universe is portrayed against the tireless pursuit of cosmic forces against him, perpetuated by blah blah blah blah blah…..

[@imcustomized]

Dude, you are seriously underrating this cinematic icon. Even if you can ignore the fact that 'The Astro Zombies' is one of the coolest titles ever, it is impossible to overlook its many triumphs. First, the cars are awesome: the Mustang, the Cadillac, the vertical headlight Pontiac that the villains are cruising around in with their homemade radar -- all classics. Second: The chick that 'Igor' is experimenting on is HOT! Who is she? How did she get there? Who the hell cares! Such questions mean nothing to any heterosexual male. Third: Wendell Corey is slurring his words and most probably drunk, right there on screen! Next: a human brain with built-in spring reverb -- are you f*cking kidding me? Sign me up!! Everyone must get that transplant now -- you'll thank me later! Also, the dancer in that night club is unforgettable, and probably the real reason why the CIA guys went there in the first place -- see? It all make sense. Finally -- and I can't believe I need to point this out to anyone -- Tura Satana, the chick from 'Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!', the woman who showed Elvis how to go down on a woman, is wiggling around in a pink dress that looks like it's about to fall off, all the while outwitting the good guys, out bad-assing the bad guys, and brazenly meeting her fate at the hands of an astro zombie. I'll stack this classic up against 'Avatar' or the female Ghost Busters any day or night! That is all.

[@OrbGoblin]

The shot of the zombie wandering around holding a flashlight to its head is truly magnificent.

[@neliaferreira9983]

How did they think it wouldn't be hilarious?

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

I just watched the Rifftrax version of this on Tubi two days ago. I love when I have both Mark and the MST3K team to attack all angles of a horrible film.

[@edh6308]

I know right! It’s awesome!

[@bigbysnow6306]

If you like rifftrax check out the one they did on Guy From Harlem. One of their bests

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

@@bigbysnow6306 that cats a bad dude. Lol. It’s my favorite rifftrax movie, probably be top 10 as far as MST3K too.

[@bigbysnow6306]

@@MrRyan-wu4jx the funniest bits for me is when there’s a drunk father in the movie

[@chibikim77]

@@bigbysnow6306 Did they ever figure out the "two reasons"

[@bronwynhughes2839]

There was an Australian comedy team that took this live to theatres in the 1980’s and presented their own version of the script to great effect. It was hilarious. They also took a couple of other crap movies and did the same. So entertaining.

[@ravenlord4]

The Actress who plays Santana is named Tura Satana. And if her Wiki page is true, then THAT needs to be made into a movie. Edit: On a side note, the guy who plays DeMarco is the Carridine patriarch.

[@RJRC_105]

Faster Pussycat Kill Kill was Russ Meyer's magnum opus. And she made it so.

[@pretorious700]

Duh, no shit, Sherlock.

[@ravenlord4]

@@pretorious700 Aww, how cute, babby's first try at the interwebs. Don't let your mom find out!

[@MST3Kfan1]

This film is a MST3K reunion. John Carradine, Wendel Coley who was the alcoholic director in Agent from HARM, and even the icky little elf from Girl With Gold Boots. Gotta love how bad movies attract the same actors. Fun video as always, Mark. Proud to be a Patreon supporter.

[@bradencampbell464]

My word! John Carradine took his research on astro zombies, and later applied it to bees! It all makes sense now!

[@levacfamily3177]

Loved your stuff since I found this channel years ago. This Super Thanks feature is a great way to say thanks!

[@FanboyFlicks]

Thank you!!!

[@hullinstruments]

I always enjoyed movies when they shoot day for night. I grew up watching a lot of really old low-quality westerns ….and I remember my dad told me that filming trick when I was like four or five years old so I guess it always makes me remember watching westerns with him

[@CinobiteReacts]

15:34 It's highly underrated how you have the shadow on the green screen of the scene. Well played sir (I'm guessing it's a duplicate/mask on another layer?)

[@herbiehopkins]

I'm so sorry you had to go through this Mark, but I'm very grateful you did!

[@James28R]

such a simp...!

[@Randomcomicsfrommyspinne-xt5kq]

Anytime I'm feeling down, I come back to this channel and rewatch older episodes. Thanks, Mark.

[@erikramaekers63]

The scene with a zombie walking around with a flashlight on his head is hilarious.Wendell Corey played Jimmy Stewart's best friend in Rear Window.He must have been embarrassed when this movie came out

[@peterschadenberg9045]

Wendell Corey died 6 months after the movie was released.

[@WBV420]

This has become my favorite channel to see upload, thank you Mark! Youre too damn underrated.

[@toddpeterson5904]

This must have been so painful to write and edit. I'm sorry Mark

[@cvspvr]

oh hi, mark

[@dr.burtgummerfan439]

Mark suffers so we don't have to. 👍

[@TeatroGrotesco]

Yeah, at first I thought you were talking about the film makers. I was going to argue that their pain was probably minimal as I think these people were barely conscious during any portion of the making of this this this thing.

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

Mark’s integration of himself into the scenes- with his usual impeccable matchup of the lightning, shadows and the style of the suit he was wearing- was the best part of this otherwise mind numbing experience!

[@z304legend]

What? He's used to it now. Man he cracking up so many jokes this video. You obviously are terrible at reading people and understanding KZbin videos tv shows, movies etc lol

[@sweetjohnny8211]

Always great to get a new video from you! Do you happen to have any plans to do any newer/more modern movies?

[@andrewgeraci8798]

What's crazy is, for the time ever, the scenes described actually made me zone out a couple times! I had to rewind a few times! Your comments are still funny as hell. This movie bumped Plan 9 from Outer Space to #2 worst movie because Plan 9 is hilarious

[@roboticzamat]

Any WMWM video without a Mark Meltdown is not a real WMWM video. Love it. We appreciate your sacrifice.

[@SMEE]

"Corpse Cadet" is a great name for a movie.

[@james_t_kirk]

*I literally fell asleep while watching this. But then, I'm a senior citizen so that at least partly explains why. About the actors Wendell Corey and John Carradine: both these actors once appeared in some of Hollywood's greatest movies alongside some of Hollywood's greatest actors - such as Jimmy Stewart, Burt Lancaster, Montgomery Cliff, etc. One final note: this was Wendell Corey's last movie. He died less than 8 months later, at the age of 54.*🌹

[@DarthPerkins]

Haven't watched this episode yet, but Astro-Zombies literally tested my patience, closest I've got (outside of mainstream Hollywood films) to turning it off...and the two sequels are even worse. Classic Misfits song, though.

[@BGNOLA]

Danzig probably sat up to watch it on TV at 3 am, and thought "I may as well get a song out of this."

[@DarthPerkins]

@@BGNOLA It's what made Glenn so f*****g angry.

[@BGNOLA]

@@DarthPerkins zombies in space is a good premise though.

[@DarthPerkins]

@@BGNOLA It's a great idea. But I don't know what happened here. Ted Mikels never made a film as bad as this again, or previously. The rest of his films are bad in a funny or interesting way, Astro-Zombies is just tedious. He did wear a massive Boar's tusk around his neck, lived with seven women in a castle and produced 'The Worm Eaters', so I won't have a bad word said about him.

[@michaellaplant8659]

What ??!! "Astro-Zombies" had two sequels ?? I hope at least one of them can be found on KZbin. 🥴🤯😏😄

[@whoputyouontheplanet3345]

This is still the best movie review channel in the game! Thank you Mark, for all the gimmick free entertainment!

[@PlayzieBum]

I literally get nostalgia coming back to your channel. I'm so glad you're still making content and I hope you keep growing and making videos man. It's good to see you haven't changed man.

[@Morboeatspeople]

Back off, man! They said I'M the lucky sucker, I mean, winner lol

[@Artemis_in_the_Woods]

I went through so much struggle finding a copy of this movie like.....15 years ago? Astro Zombies was my favorite Misfits song, which made me want to see it. I remember it being fun! But I'm gonna have to do a rewatch in your honor to see if it holds up.

[@heeeeeresrossy]

"For the love of God, do something!" Is what my girlfriend says to me every night.

[@rsilkw2]

I’m glad this day has come! The Astro Zombies has it coming. Show no mercy. By the way, Mark did you get that gig in the underwater city?

[@FanboyFlicks]

No, the wifi was spotty and the one day there was an argument because I wanted a calzone and they didn’t want to spring for it because “iT’s NoT piZzA” and I mean, ok, it’s TECHNICALLY not pizza but STILL it’s in the pizza “family” ya know?

[@rsilkw2]

@@FanboyFlicks what the bananas man. You’d think diabolical men owning underwater cities would be more forward thinking with their Italian foods. This nonsense would never happen With Spectre.

[@DarthPerkins]

@@FanboyFlicks I'm English, we call them 'Italian pasties'.

[@geraldmartin7703]

I'm used to seeing Carradine in trash; but Wendell Corey was in Hitchcock's "Rear Window" (1954) with James Stewart. Corey died of liver failure linked to acute alcoholism. His alcoholism gradually killed his acting career so hard enjoy his appearances in increasingly bad movies like this.

[@Seanbo88]

Wow, this movie has Tom Pace and William Bagdad in it - two actors who were also in The Girl in Gold Boots together, a Mystery Science Theater classic.

[@84rinne_moo]

10:51 the best part about this scene is how she’s lounging on the couch PERFECTLY with her skirt laid just so to show off her legs while wearing HEELS no less and smoking a cigarette. Also, is she farsighted or who tf reads a newspaper like that!? 😂 I can’t

[@EGM369]

Mark, your videos are so wonderful to laugh through after all long day. Thanks for the watch and your wit as well.

[@jamesgoward5687]

As someone who grew up with reel-to-reel tape recorders, I really enjoy the obscure continuity error when Tura Santana was listening tot ape the tape. When the caermas shows her on the couch, the tape is running normally, going from the left side to the right side. Yet when we see the tape recorder closer, the tape is running in the opposite direction, from right to left. Minor sure but I enjoyed it!

[@splatterdaymorningproductions1]

Great video, Mark. I tried watching this a couple of years ago. Whoa, you're right. I couldn't even finish it, absolutely painful to watch. All power to you for getting through it

[@HoschiKuddel]

14:13 This happens to you when you answer the wrong person on craigs list.

[@swstephe]

Wait ... so some guy knocks out the chauffeur and takes his clothes, but then just runs Sergio over when he comes out? Did the suit not fit? It seems like he could have skipped that part, unless there is some kind of fetish involved ... I'm going to run over a guy, but I have to be dressed as a chauffeur first? Also, when the lights are out, the hero is checking the fuse box ... under a porch lamp that is *still on*. Is the porch light on a different circuit?

[@DarthPerkins]

It's solar-powered, like the zombies.

[@allovett6246]

16:03 There was something about Juan that looked familiar... Actor Raphael Campos would later play character Sancho Gomez in the 1983 miniseries V

[@francisthepope8290]

This is clearly the greatest movie of all time, society has just not gotten to a high enough level to appreciate the genius of this movie.

[@mauricedavis2160]

Once again Mark, thank you for taking another one for the team!!!🙏👍🏆👻

[@donculotta1551]

I appreciate your sacrifice Mark. You DID make this movie entertaining!! Also I loved seeing Satana. So it was win-win for me!😁😍

[@EtHaN198718]

The movie managed to get me lost at the part where they talk about the meeting at the club, even with Mark explaining it. I went back trying to catch something I missed XD

[@pong86r]

what i like about these kinds of movies, is that it really teaches you what to do when you are in these specific situations

[@keithrawlings7633]

Mark, great video as always. Your content and humour is the best. I love that music track at the end, during the credits. I see it's by OVERWERK. I went to his channel to try to find the track, but there's so many, I haven't found it yet. Can someone help me with the name of the track? Thanks!

[@SonnyGTA]

What did the guy hit while he was driving in a field??? And WHY was he driving in a field??

[@fluke9972]

Your outro tune is amazing aswell as the video. In fact your whole series are. That actually makes the whole channel amazing. Its just freaking invincible! Keep it up.

[@Mr_Porter]

19:13 That edit made me laugh harder than it should have.

[@collinbergkamp7077]

Man, I'm so glad I found your channel. This stuff is funny as hell. Great work!

[@99rainingflame]

When you put yourself in the movie.. I die every time. Like tears laughing stupid. I know it’s going to happen at some point of each video but gets me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@redfive5856]

Red paint? He was clearly eating french fries and Ketchup. It's like you're not even trying, Mark.

[@alexzapf6422]

Always love your reviews. Thank you for what you do for us. The pain you go thru can’t be equaled by anything.

[@othertalk3313]

Albert the 2nd: I was the first monkey to reach space. This movie: Hold my brain.

[@umair2678]

Mark's content is so entertaining I hit the like button just as I start the review 😀

[@dontheador6649]

"Driving while trying to open a can of red paint" lol you got me there

[@hiraldosternflyer7112]

Another great video, Mark! I truly enjoy them every time.

[@jigmeoser]

I, for one am happy that Juan got a new hat. Really drove the story for me.

[@hayleyoesch1313]

Mark, never stop making videos. They always brighten my day :)

[@productionswhatever9]

X2

[@Kroggnagch]

Mark, i ALWAYS leave a Like on every one of your videos that i watch, but then later i come back and watch them again and theres never a "clicked" Like button, and i hate that so freakin much. I havent had a job in a couple years (serious case of depression after losing a child, if you havent been there it's very difficult to understand, please, please, don't tear me apart in the comments for my not working as im already a disheveled mess without any added hurtful words) and so i have never been able to give you a nice donation as a "thank you", and so leaving Likes is about all ive got to show my appreciation.

[@anneefreres3299]

Please never stop creating content lol I freggin love you dude lol

[@stevegeorge6880]

Thanks for the public service announcement. I can imagine in the future there will be some movie inspired like Jo Jo Rabbit was where a kid shown the poster and told what the movie is about comes up with his own amazing adaptation when he grows up.

[@TheMeritCoba]

This was originally an instruction movie for CIA radio operatives, but people fell asleep watching it therefore the makers added a few ladies and zombies to spice things up.

[@baraksteady1341]

I always knew it. bore the American people to subservience. then work on Europe. brilliant. explains 40 years of TV too. bonanza. teenwolf

[@michaellaplant8659]

I can believe that ! Lol. 😂😝😁

[@ElOchentero]

I think Mark doesn't insert himself in the movies, he has us all tricked. He just has the ticket from Last Action Hero.

[@angelplayz5783]

I've never had so much fun laughing at someone's insane rage over movie boredom. Bravo, Mark! 🤣

[@richardlarson9459]

This movie scared the crap outta me when I was a kid. I can remember watching it on Bob Wilkins show and I went to bed afterwards and I couldn't sleep. I stayed up all night worrying about the astro zombies and I finally was able to go to sleep when the sun came up.

[@georgegonzalez2476]

Oh, the excitement! In the scene where “Marko” changes the circuit board, we can spot, from those telltale chrome push buttons, part of a BC-603 radio! A feeble 1950’s FM military radio. Much later we get a glimpse of part of a 1939 Navy radio. The prop budget might have been in the high teens!

[@graceskerp]

"....degassing the circuits... Degassing is removing dissolved gases from liquids. Of all the words the script 'writer' might have picked.... oh never mind.

[@kaiokendo]

Surely lumpys circuitry vídeo from the life day special could help fast things

[@georgegonzalez2476]

@@graceskerp Prolly meant "de-gaussing". Something you do to color CRT's. Or tape recorder heads. The unit of magnetic field strength is the Gauss. Named after Dr. Gauss.

[@graceskerp]

@@georgegonzalez2476 I sit corrected. Thank you George for the insight. It is surprising they got something right.

[@robertmuir7125]

The zombie holding a flashlight to his forehead is one of my favorite stupid movie moments

[@Sclasspsycho]

Lab of Ambiguity is a good band name.

[@EtHaN198718]

I literally died of laughter when the zombie grabbed that totally unexpected machete

[@NathanTarantlawriter]

This movie just has a level of awesomeness that a rare few can appreciate, that's all.

[@magnum0766]

This review was HILARIOUS! I actually LOVE this movie because of how perfectly, flawlessly bad it is. It's bad on every conceivable level. The acting (awful), the dialogue (even MORE awful), the ultra-cheap sets, the whole thing is just hilariously abysmal. I watch it when my brain is fried and I need something stupid and pointless to watch

[@guybrush1701]

I've only seen this movie via Rifftrax, and even THEN it's only barely tolerable.

[@johnnie2638]

I like the cutaways when Mark is wearing the vintage suit. I have got to get me one of those classic suits! BTW when he inserts himself into a scene that is too damn funny.

[@ExUSSailor]

BUT, it inspired a killer song!

[@evilbob840]

I think that was just the title. The song lyrics have nothing to do with the plot of the movie.

[@raremusic2]

someone please help me there is an old episode of the show where Mark does a bit where he walks to the kitchen and takes a shot of vodka every time the movie does something stupid but i forgot which one it was and i never was able to find it again so if anyone remembers this too please reply with the link i will be eternally in your debt

[@dreamersdisease2481]

The misfits

[@p.d.l7023]

Accidentally took the microwave apart. No Hot Pockets today. 😢

[@Honest_Grifter]

Mark, another BRILLIANT review... I think you should give the movie "shotgun" ... it's one for my favorite cheesy action buddy cop B-movies... it has arguably one of the most ridiculous antagonists I've ever seen

[@FanboyFlicks]

I’ll give it a look, thanks!

[@monteyagua3699]

Whats the name of the song in the ending credits ??....please..

[@alexshayatovich8722]

I love that the Zombie outfit is all clean, would someone on the street see a running Zombie outside? LOL

[@tmamone83]

I guess even John Carradine needed a quick pay check.

[@wildman2012]

Nothing like having a handy cake cover to protect your plastic brain!

[@MisterBrimm]

I desperately needed some quality content and Mark does it again.

[@bladekick6405]

This channel kinda just relaxes me

[@alexanderf8451]

One of these days he's going to say "Welcome back . . . THREE the show."

[@parkerjanelle7853]

While I definitely agree this is a seriously awful cinematic disaster, two *tiny* redeeming qualities besides the poster are the plethora of cool cars and beautiful women featured throughout. Not enough to save anything, but at least to warrant glancing back at the screen for a few seconds.

[@PeterRichardsandYoureNot]

What’s insane is that there are actually actors who are REAL and KNOWN in this movie…if you can call it a movie.