Born too late to explore the Earth. Born too early to explore the stars. Born right on time to explore those monk camps up in the mountains with the ninjas.
@ShanteRoxxane6 жыл бұрын
Sharky Sharklops Profound!
@lordofstuff_6 жыл бұрын
71 percent of the Globe is water. More than 80 percent of said water is unmapped and unexplored. Id say exploring is still an option.
@fitnessbraves-algerianmoti40376 жыл бұрын
and shit
@hiddenlife49066 жыл бұрын
@1Scuter Even better for OP
@BernieSanders-bn5dk6 жыл бұрын
@1Scuter Who the fuck wants to explore the ocean? It's dark and you need millions to explore it
@vekinijebitno6 жыл бұрын
sam was that kid in class that ate glue
@justicewarrior91876 жыл бұрын
He's the one that also asked the teacher if he's already tracer
@rbxrockettrio86506 жыл бұрын
Too much glue on the brain, poor kid
@sodiumraccoon9916 жыл бұрын
Hes Ralph Wiggum
@sammcmeekin88976 жыл бұрын
:((((((
@DivineAtheistWannabe6 жыл бұрын
Eats glue, but makes a lot of money. Sounds like hes winning.
@JoshuaCastillo63095 жыл бұрын
"Up in the mountains with the ninjas" Didnt know he was a member of the League of Shadows.
@antondashchenko8074 жыл бұрын
s'cam al ghul - demon's ass
@harmeharkhanna42254 жыл бұрын
His Lazarus pit will guarantee a successful consulting business
@jeremiahmperry8 ай бұрын
Yooooooo!!! Lmao😂🤣😭☠️
@zach63675 жыл бұрын
Bro, was he grinding a sword without eye protection. Yup, super smart.
@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess5 жыл бұрын
that rolls royce was probably rented
@mondomusic12844 жыл бұрын
My beautiful and amazing Princess even if it isn’t, it’s a real old one from 2009
@cartilago64354 жыл бұрын
You dont need to be smart to become rich and he is a great example for that
@luciferMorningstar-ko9qc4 жыл бұрын
But the studies with the ninjas show you don’t need eye protection.
@ImGoingSupersonic4 жыл бұрын
Wow, u are a pussy.
@egosumumbraemortis56094 жыл бұрын
"If you can convince people you're rich and know a few fancy words, phrases...hell even some marketing lingo...they'll invest in you. Buy a few good suits and lie your ass off....you'll make it" H.L. Hunt, 1950's oil tycoon.
@xgeraintjones4 жыл бұрын
Where did you find the quote?
@earlspencer78634 жыл бұрын
He did a playboy interview in the 60s it's probably from there.
@SomeoneAndGhost6 жыл бұрын
I got a Tai Lopez ad on this video. LOL.
@jackqualtrough71776 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one LOOOL
@shaunmasterton70726 жыл бұрын
Same here wtf
@Ozzie1436 жыл бұрын
Boi you gonna be blessed with NAAALEDGE
@DaOneJoel6 жыл бұрын
Lmao same
@Harinjo9166 жыл бұрын
Me too
@kylen64306 жыл бұрын
“The cool thing about quest bars is you can eat them...” My god...!!
@BratatoChip5 жыл бұрын
Kyle Neese 😂😂😂
@luciferMorningstar-ko9qc4 жыл бұрын
And they taste like chocolate “kinda”......
@joqc14864 жыл бұрын
You called me ?
@MusicalMaverick554 жыл бұрын
I cringed when he said that. I’ve had Quest bars and they are gross. What the heck! Ahah
@TNdad874 жыл бұрын
He’s on to something
@willf36946 жыл бұрын
He’s not a scam! He does cardio with no hands !
@Bayer04lev5 жыл бұрын
How can This have no comment
@antiheroandy91095 жыл бұрын
@@Bayer04lev exactly
@manuman53195 жыл бұрын
He doesn't look like he's doing much cardio tbh
@LifelinkTV5 жыл бұрын
"does cardio with no hands" This line always gets me. 😂
@bluebolt18984 жыл бұрын
It is hilarious, the "rubbing your hands like a fly" always gets me.
@RByeet5 жыл бұрын
Jesus this dude is so disconnected from reality it’s terrifying
@robrick93614 жыл бұрын
Well he did die for our sins thinking it could save humanity so.............
@hazardeur4 жыл бұрын
stop with your pretentious pseudo mindflex bullshit please. everybody knows that reality is not 100% the same for everybody but i think we can still work with 99.999999999999999999999% ok? there needs to be some common ground you know, otherwise it wouldn't even make sense that you started this discussion. same with math not working properly in quantum conditions but i can still use my calculator day to day to calculate my groceries price ok? you don't even know hat you are talking about and probably just realized that reality is not 100% the same for everyone 5 minutes ago while being high as a kite in your mommys basement
@Weazelmania3 жыл бұрын
Scam Ovens. Anyone who pronounces "niche" as "nitch" is a moron and Sam is the biggest moron of all the gurus and their rented book garages/lambos/motorcycle apartments.
@user_abuser_o7 Жыл бұрын
Is he? Or are you the one who's delusional and this is a normal reality we all live...?
@zasho384 жыл бұрын
'You cant eat McDonalds and learn to be rich' Warren Buffet - eats McDonalds every day
@SilkyLew4 жыл бұрын
That guy kinda pissed me off. He has a punch able face lol
@pootisspencer54924 жыл бұрын
how would eating macdonald's affect the ability to generate wealth in the first place? eating cheap food would probably save you money if anything. this dude is a tool
@missrelaxed38724 жыл бұрын
Bahhhhhaaaaa
@SilkyLew4 жыл бұрын
@I am rad You don't need to go to McDonald's to see how it's doing
@zAwstrich6 жыл бұрын
Sam the type of guy to remind the teacher to hand out homework
@shamrezarif34926 жыл бұрын
Awstrich facts!
@hiddenlife49066 жыл бұрын
Sam's the type of guy to tell the teacher they have an exam
@hiddenlife49065 жыл бұрын
@Tom Fleming Everyone does
@hiddenlife49065 жыл бұрын
@Tom Fleming That happened once the 4ft kid said to the teacher when do we have our exam "Oh I forgot about it" That little shit
@DrHouse8885 жыл бұрын
I do that
@InflamedPancreasShow6 жыл бұрын
2 videos in one week?? Christmas came early
@Pearg0ld6 жыл бұрын
Aaron Gesmer I know, I was so happy when this happened.
@randyle45206 жыл бұрын
How come philion doesnt post as frequently after kenny ko video exposed
@iLubembz6 жыл бұрын
So did I
@amirpalamar71336 жыл бұрын
Randy Le Kenny KO took a lot of time and energy for him I’m sure
@amirpalamar71336 жыл бұрын
Aaron Gesmer gotta make up for missed time
@thethorpius22896 жыл бұрын
Sam Ovens may own KZbin advertising. But he doesn't own adblock plus ;)
@chucknorris-cn6hp6 жыл бұрын
Well said Steven. Well said.
@orionthomasgaming2366 жыл бұрын
@Jymel Ryan don't buy red directly man, get google play music. then you get red for free on top. it's roughly the same price and you get both
@RJADHARSH6 жыл бұрын
@Nate Jones just use youtube vanced
@emilegriffith14735 жыл бұрын
@@RJADHARSH just hit the skip ad button or get thru five secs lol
@IsaacStevensHOA5 жыл бұрын
@Nate Jones Use Aptoid, get any paid app for free.
@ScottHermanFitness6 жыл бұрын
Sam Ovens should add “OSMO DJI” to one of his favorite things... 🤣🤣
@Dieje4 жыл бұрын
ScottHermanFitness man I love Scott Herman and I love Sam Ovens. Scott you’d get a lot out of Sam
@Elia1988seoul5 жыл бұрын
If one day you wake up and you realise you got no valuable skills, you can become a life coach and tell others what skills and habits they should develop. Looks a bit like most of the fitness gurus but does not demonstrate a sign of dedication
@leemunson86455 жыл бұрын
He’s made millions of dollars, how much have you made?
@Elia1988seoul5 жыл бұрын
@@leemunson8645 I doubt that, even if someone dumb enough to buy his probram, a fair share of it is just returns on all the money that he's spent on youtube ads, he isnt the first he isnt the last to do that.
@Emsyaz5 жыл бұрын
@@leemunson8645 yea, made "millions" by scamming gullible people on the internet with his overpriced garbage rehashed course. Nothing to be proud of and he doesnt any respect from that even if he makes billions. It just shows he has no morals, no values, no ethics.
@sinw884 жыл бұрын
Lee Munson why would you support someone who scams others
@missrelaxed38724 жыл бұрын
So damn true
@griffduncan6 жыл бұрын
Is he natty though?
@jeramiramirez5516 жыл бұрын
Yea he is
@TheBeast-mc5js6 жыл бұрын
Steroids everywhere
@bordercitykid6 жыл бұрын
@@jeramiramirez551 r/woosh
@unclelou77016 жыл бұрын
Asking the right questions
@frederickace5 жыл бұрын
Griff Duncan natural, naturally steroids
@dajuggernaut60886 жыл бұрын
This Sam guy looks like he broke into the apartment to record that rubbish
@serialhater73606 жыл бұрын
Fun fact...he jumped put the fucking window when he heard the door unlock
@Justforthefifteen6 жыл бұрын
juggernaut Fight betting tips no, your wrong, he is the housekeeper... he has keys
@rbxrockettrio86506 жыл бұрын
Zubair Shaik nah he put his maid outfit back on and got back cleaning
@caf3in3236 жыл бұрын
hmm thats a good idea . brake into someones mansion record ton of how to get rich schemes and post em on youtube .
@ladybird4914 жыл бұрын
Dead 😆😆😆
@Onaj.stosamte6 жыл бұрын
You summoned me my Lord?
@the_bookof_joel20815 жыл бұрын
My business cards are completely blank. I'm to wealthy to take advice from this guy.
@hazardeur4 жыл бұрын
you have business cards? pathetic. I soon will transcend into deleting my whole existence so nobody can disturb me during my business lunches anymore
@Michaelengelmann4 жыл бұрын
Go back to ur wealthy school and get a refund on ur grammar, it’s too😂
@a.f95784 жыл бұрын
@@Michaelengelmann Go back to your upbringing and get a refund on your sense of humor
@Michaelengelmann4 жыл бұрын
Théo right after you
@Michaelengelmann4 жыл бұрын
Théo since when was misspelling “to:too” “you’re: your” “were: we’re” become funny?
@callantaschuk25736 жыл бұрын
Phillion we need you back buddy.
@edoardo9555 жыл бұрын
Callan Taschuk quality over the quantity 💪
@SophieandJoe6 жыл бұрын
Sam has absolutely zero charisma
@strategicthinker88995 жыл бұрын
But he makes up for it with lies.
@traphall5 жыл бұрын
Strategic Thinker If you think Sam lies check out his KZbin videos. Sam is a genius
@jaijeet74595 жыл бұрын
@@traphall yaa right and I think you're one of his pussy followers who even after being informed 1000 times don't understand the cheat behind all those smiling faces on camera.
@traphall5 жыл бұрын
@@jaijeet7459 I use to think the same of him, have you checked out his videos.
@petresilegov25815 жыл бұрын
@@jaijeet7459 Yes, it definitely does seem to be that way by the looks of it. But, if you research him a bit more, you will find interviews of him with major news outlets that took place way before he started consulting.com where he explains how he started his first business snapinspect, which is a legitimate software company that he sold before starting consulting accelerator. This proves that he does know what he is talking about as he has had success in businesses other than info products.
@Matt_Yniguez6 жыл бұрын
These people are the reason aliens don't talk to us.
@aesthenetic11876 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahaah
@lukasadamson60916 жыл бұрын
"... are the reason aliens don't talk to us"-jokes are the reason aliens don't talk to us.
@ivsy816 жыл бұрын
Hahaha they wouldn’t need to. They will just come and enslave us! “Dumb ass humans”
@arnopisspot51156 жыл бұрын
Sam “Up in the mountains with the ninjas” Owens.
@iamwritingrightnow82176 жыл бұрын
Arno Pisspot Sam „you know those studies that they did with the ninjas and shit“ owens
@Krykey6 жыл бұрын
I thought it was ovens*
@masonalcorn22826 жыл бұрын
Arno "Arno Pisspot" Pisspot
@thisistheendpt24 жыл бұрын
Sam: "I left my last job because I couldn't do what I wanted to" Sam's last employer sacked him for not doing his job.
@briancain94865 жыл бұрын
If you spend $15 at McDonalds solo you're doing something wrong, but then again $1k for an online course that you can learn for free from REAL entrepreneurs now that's a great investment!
@alexman3785 жыл бұрын
If you spend $15 at McDonald's, you'll be eating for a week.
@MedjayofFaiyum4 жыл бұрын
Who’s the real entrepreneur?
@missrelaxed38724 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious!
@TheAmazingLucas6 жыл бұрын
Did he just talk trash about McDonald's?! Yeah that's when we throw hands.
@adamrtt6 жыл бұрын
Usain Bolt ate 100 McNuggets each day in Beijing and set three new world records in the process.
@kiyoponnn6 жыл бұрын
McDonald's tastes like shit
@onlyone23km6 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t mind eating their fries, nowadays. As for the rest? Not so much.
@onnol9176 жыл бұрын
@@adamrtt that story has everything to do with Bolt not trusting the food there and nothing with nutritional benefits of mcnuggets, because they are not that nutritionous. Bolt won because he was prepped so well that eating shite for a couple of days did not hold him back
@adamrtt6 жыл бұрын
@@onnol917 Yeah this is true, I read that he wasn't sold on the local cuisine. I'm not saying that the McNugget is human rocket fuel, I'm saying that eating the occasional McDonalds isn't going to dash your chances of success in whatever it is that you choose to do. Bolt certainly didn't win because he dropped a thousand dollars on this course.
@DerekHallman6 жыл бұрын
Phillion might be the funniest dude I've ever heard 😂
@tremaynetyler9474 жыл бұрын
Yeaaa i've never heard of him but he's hilarious, gonna follow
@aryamik97223 жыл бұрын
Try dunkey
@omeletflipper83863 жыл бұрын
@@aryamik9722 check out diesel patches too
@mruniverse42353 жыл бұрын
Agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed😂
@janegoodall18373 жыл бұрын
Eh he’s like penguinz0 light. IB4 HURR DURR YOURE RESPONDING TO 2 YEAR OLD COMMENT HURRR DURR. It’s still relevant.
@Benjamin-cs2tl6 жыл бұрын
Only me that finds it satisfying when Phil swears?
@issachrisss6 жыл бұрын
it’s 2019 you can come back now
@PompousPicard14 жыл бұрын
“Monk camp?” He doesn’t know the word “monastery?!” 😂
@ViBobby6 жыл бұрын
Great job son
@drixerr5 жыл бұрын
COLLAB
@Bromaine996 жыл бұрын
How does McDonalds compare to a $1,000 program teaching you how to get rich🤯😂
@tryeasy16346 жыл бұрын
You're gonna be disappointed with you paychecks either way
@austinmoore37216 жыл бұрын
*$997
@davidsturm13246 жыл бұрын
Brandon Romaine don’t listen to that 17 year old scam artist. Who the fuck would take financial advice from a kid that doesn’t even know what finances are yet 😂 blind sheep
@jared42016 жыл бұрын
Only 1 actually satisfies you
@Bromaine996 жыл бұрын
Spot on
@DrAdnan6 жыл бұрын
When Philion gets out of the fitness niche, everyone is at risk.
@Jm-ki4su3 жыл бұрын
him grinding that katana was the most painful experience i've had to sit through
@jonathanscott4765 жыл бұрын
"All I can think about is Sam oscillating to and fro, revealing that statue's unit in the background" - I was laughing almost too hard to press the Subscribe button.
@ThingsYouMightLike6 жыл бұрын
Your 0 to 100 and back to 0 in an instant commentary style is why I'm here. Never change.
@BrunoRuiz-6 жыл бұрын
Click on a video called the biggest scam and got a Tai Lopez ad 😂.
@lukiigamingchannel57086 жыл бұрын
nobu Ruiz BRUH I GOT A SAM OVENS AD
@imightyblade6 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@manamanaman5 жыл бұрын
Got one of those fuckers ad too.
@frankchen42295 жыл бұрын
here in my garage
@justicewarrior91875 жыл бұрын
Go to Grant Cardone and you'll be amazed
@willt97356 жыл бұрын
Sparkling water tastes like TV static
@enriquecabrera21376 жыл бұрын
Flavored sparkling water... Aka shitty soda
@chrism456 жыл бұрын
I like sparkling water but never had lacroix is it good? I never had good tasting flavored sparkling water
@8G00SE86 жыл бұрын
Last time I saw static on a TV was 2002, would rather taste 2002 than this shit to be honest.
@samishokati88805 жыл бұрын
I keep watching his videos and I keep getting into the conclusion that this guy is the only honest person on you tube. Mad respect bro.
@Jeremy-ql1or4 жыл бұрын
5:48 "The way you focus is through elimination of distraction." That is just a definition of the word focus.
@deans-rewind28826 жыл бұрын
Never heard of him, and I'm on KZbin quite a lot
@flaffa48376 жыл бұрын
lmao no ur not, i litterly see his adds everyday xD
@justicewarrior91876 жыл бұрын
He's everywhere on Facebook spaming the fuck of it
@iamwritingrightnow82176 жыл бұрын
flaffa besseling I spent around 2 hours a day on youtube and i have bever seen his ads.
@flaffa48376 жыл бұрын
@@iamwritingrightnow8217 lol i just saw his add opening ur reply XD, no fkn joke
@carpeomnia886 жыл бұрын
Fr, me too
@mikelomez93136 жыл бұрын
Wait so spending $15 on McDonald's means that I can't complain about getting scammed for thousands?
@mikelomez93136 жыл бұрын
@Lassi Kinnunen I just don't get how the people who buy these things don't realize that the way they make money is by making people like them buy the course!
@hiddenlife49066 жыл бұрын
@@mikelomez9313 At least when you buy the mcdonalds you get what you paid for
@clubgel5 жыл бұрын
exposing what. he has shit load of customers and been around for years, its the here today gone tomorrow guys who scammers. go to his channel, endless hour long interviews with customers. i got his product, didnt make millions but nice 6 figs. People get scammed for 100k for college that resulted in jack. They spend money on playstations, vacations for thousands of dollars, buy yeezy's for hundreds of dollars for thousands of dollars but shit themselves on business course for measly 1-2k that can change your life
@irunthepeg6 жыл бұрын
Lmao that P.E.N.I.S. acronym, Phil you're a legend.
@charkcol30346 жыл бұрын
irunthepeg I thought I was the only one who noticed 😂
@davidclaros17636 жыл бұрын
Whatta guy 🤙🏼😂
@Unterhosegotti5 жыл бұрын
Nobody noticed
@jamesmilsom66325 жыл бұрын
"When you get a Mac, you are being diddled by the ghost of Steve Jobs". Fucking amazing.
@JC-ex5ve4 жыл бұрын
Scary how these people Teach you " How your life is coming " the reality is " That your life is in front of you, right now! just enjoy the short time you have... I would say to people you'll start living your Goals when you stop wasting your hours on scam artists like this, who just confuse you for weeks, months years. Love what you're doing Philion, keep it up!
@alexsteven8589 Жыл бұрын
He's trying to help people
@MichaelBersim6 жыл бұрын
Philion is the reason I havent died from youtube cancer 😂
@mercwithatardis37776 жыл бұрын
Are we not going to talk about how he was filming during a earthquake?
@richpianos5investmentanaly7226 жыл бұрын
You forgot Kenny KO
@laurensgosling81166 жыл бұрын
Isn't he dead or smth?
@aarongrisham4636 жыл бұрын
Kenny KO’d? He’s dead
@jonathanpedroza50386 жыл бұрын
Isn’t he six feet under
@dontworry71136 жыл бұрын
Have you seen his beard?! I swear he cant criticize anyone with that chin strap he has 🤮
@ready4itall896 жыл бұрын
@@rishubhs4517 can you read?
@meatpilot5 жыл бұрын
Telling people who are trying to create a business to turn off his KZbin and Facebook is probably his best advice
@jburkhardt06 жыл бұрын
Remember when Kenny KO tried insulting you during his "rebuttal" about having a really low subscriber amount then him? Well, you are now only 6k subscribers away, and you only had to post three videos since you killed Kenny KOs channel to get that, while he has posted 20+ trash videos for like 10k more...you have officially murdered this guy!
@jburkhardt05 жыл бұрын
@Worry BX Says the no subscriber, no content burner account of Kenny or a follower...sorry, but the evidence Philion supplied over Kenny is overwhelmingly convincing, enough to make Kenny fluster and try and throw together shotty evidence that can be easily seen as false..sorry, can't quite take what you say as factual
@hugsavage52865 жыл бұрын
Philion tries a little to hard to he funny !
@ZigySpACe3 жыл бұрын
This aged well since Phillion has like 200k more now
@nassimcya90206 жыл бұрын
Philion is bringing edge to youtube back
@daviddiesdas6 жыл бұрын
I got a Tai Lopez AD before the video 😂😂
@LucresntBlade6 жыл бұрын
1:15 I guess the First thing off the List is use a Potato to Film his Million Dollar Penthouse Suit.... Then his Quef Bars.
@gustavduys43625 жыл бұрын
Dude that Quef Bar thing really got to me, been laughing a good three minutes off it. Thanks
@kurtispedrik67265 жыл бұрын
I got an ad before this video started to play with a guy showing off his mansion in bali and saying that school is worthless and how you should ’live life to its fullest’
@schm00b03 жыл бұрын
Y'know, I think those boys are also Diligent, Intelligent, Curious, Kind and Special ;)
@JDTHECAMERAGUY4 жыл бұрын
I’m a fan of sam ovens... this is fucking hilarious
@clayhaddock95066 жыл бұрын
Where is u, we need vids
@YTB_Aziz6 жыл бұрын
this channel is proper quality content
@michaelgaineriii69865 жыл бұрын
When you said “Scam Ovens” I burst out in laughter 😂
@isaachudson72853 жыл бұрын
“Ayo you know them studies they did up in the mountains with the ninjas n shit” KILLED ME
@marcopg81125 жыл бұрын
Dude speaks in slow motion, is like his neurons take time to make connections.
@QuinnCoulombe6 жыл бұрын
The only good thing about him is that he sounds like Korg from Thor Ragnarok
@drewlowerisoncarter3 жыл бұрын
I had an aneurysm when Sam Ovens was “sharpening” that katana with a fucking angle grinder.
@wenjuckts7125 жыл бұрын
No idea how that video showed up in my feed other than that I get harassed by those “money making gurus” all the time with their ads after I checked out their stupid videos. This was by far the most entertaining time I ever spent on a KZbin video 😆 Love it Philion 👊
@davidorange63974 жыл бұрын
the monk place.... u mean a monastery 😂🤦🏾♂️
@arifozdemir4065 жыл бұрын
Now I gotta take my phone number outta my email signature so I don’t look like a broke boi, if you didn’t make this video I’d never know. Ty brudda
@DDaannyy166 жыл бұрын
*_things that are good_* *_ad placements_*
@AbyssTCG6 жыл бұрын
Well I just got an ad telling me 3 tips on how to become rich . Thanks KZbin.
@brettrossi0342 жыл бұрын
I love how people make it sound like "so hey I quit my job and immediately started my own company" like it's so easy lmao
@chriswhite15845 жыл бұрын
Sanding down a fake sword is 1 of the best ways to spend your time..!! 🤣
@makachun59836 жыл бұрын
My guy... Kinobody and Jon Skywalker is having a huge beef on IG. You gotta make a video on this lmao
@TrackForField5 жыл бұрын
kiNOBODY CARES/CARED
@dannydominguez11096 жыл бұрын
Can you do a video on David Laids BS “Power Effect” subscription based program?
@SkatingSheepVids6 жыл бұрын
Yes please, the way he explicitly pitches it to insecure teens reeks of scumminess
@Tedsire6 жыл бұрын
Do it Phil
@TheRightWay115 жыл бұрын
He won't they're good friends.
@ItsRawdraft25 жыл бұрын
Iirc it's the same as the "Power Building" program he used to sell. Phil has covered that.
@UserName-eb9oy6 жыл бұрын
I got a workout program by Motivated Fit ad before this video and it's so bad it deserves a video from Phill. The irony is so sweet it gave me diabetes
@patrickbateman39445 жыл бұрын
The fact that this dude doesn't have a bottle of San Pellegrino in his fridge should be considered a crime.
@chelseafan4eva3 жыл бұрын
Philion's rant on seltzer water made me a subscriber....I agree wholeheartedly
@user-qh1qj6jy5r5 жыл бұрын
New subscriber. This was comedic gold😆😆😆. Brutal honesty MUCH appreciated .
@lucian53896 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ I thought the video had already started but it was one of his ads.
@iwritereviewsforshittywork95475 жыл бұрын
You can tell a lot by speech and vocabulary.. when I heard ninjas .... I died
@fredano55575 жыл бұрын
0:24 Full meaning of the acronym- P.E.N.I.S
@doomsday244 жыл бұрын
Its true. I have an intelligent penis. Its also very productive and efficient.
@Michaelengelmann4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even realize that the first time😂 thanks
@shythawks95496 жыл бұрын
Up in the mountains with ninjas and shit 😂😂😂. I rolled off my couch laughing so hard haha
@Geegeegents6 жыл бұрын
I got a sam ovens ad before this vid lol
@marcuslucasmadsen5426 жыл бұрын
i got an ad with daddy lopez
@marty83416 жыл бұрын
Can you do a video in these 22 yr old day trading "experts"?
@chrism456 жыл бұрын
Lots of runescape merching practice when they were 10
He sounds like a kid explaining his favourite toy to the class during show and tell.
@rickysnr56844 жыл бұрын
Sam oven's is an absolute drip and has the emotional presence of an ice cube 🙈👀🤣
@dragonchr155 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the part where he mentions ninjas in the mountains....
@HELL0NESSA5 жыл бұрын
Wait, did that last dude just basically claim paying for food is a scam? Lol
@DamaniJones4 жыл бұрын
Paying for junk food that simply damages your DNA and makes you tired is definitely a scam.
@marthvader144 жыл бұрын
How does it damage ones dna and make them tired?
@brettbrettson696 жыл бұрын
Philion is like the Penguinz0 of the fitness world and it's amazing.
@diyrecordingstudio5 жыл бұрын
"Up in the mountains wth the Ninjas" made me spray carbonated flavoured water all over the place!
@dbertarelli16 жыл бұрын
He totally ruined that cheap ass sword by sharpening it with a goddamn disc grinder. At least I was asleep for that butchery.
@eton13_6 жыл бұрын
He kinda looks like if Leonardo Dicaprio never realized he had talent.
@KrisMcCauley6 жыл бұрын
I honestly like Sam. I think Dan Vas and Derrick Struggle are both worse. Both have never sold on Amazon and both have made over 7 figures on their course lol
@superannuated.66046 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@amirbabazadeh33616 жыл бұрын
i actually got a consulting.com ad before this vid about a dude who helps coffee shops make money
@MrCBRocks5 жыл бұрын
I remember a trip 2 months ago I took with local ninjas to the "monk camps". I was hungry, but all they had was McDonalds. I said, "no no.. I cannot spend $15 on that garbage, I am saving for Daddy Sam's Ebook.
@MLeeF1234 жыл бұрын
Bro this is hands down one of your funniest videos idk why I’m finding this now, but I’m glad I did
@winburna20755 жыл бұрын
5:21 Wow... an angle grinder with no guard, he's not wearing gloves or a face shield... brilliant guy!
@DarkAgeDan6 жыл бұрын
Wonder if his secret to success is a small loan of fourteen million dollars.
@riv65806 жыл бұрын
“List of things that are good”
@accepting_mediocrity2 жыл бұрын
that list of 8 things video from Sam Ovens feels like a hostage video with a hidden message. Brilliant.
@Carlitosmalo4 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest scams on KZbin starts with an AD about a scam on KZbin lol