Your Videos About Alpha Males Make Me Sick

[@jujimufu]

Make more videos or I'll subscribe to FarFromAverage

[@hankhill4353]

hi bitch.

[@kennethreyes7545]

Now i know why this channel pops in my recommended,because i always watch jujimufu content with devon and the mountain,and he watches phill content,i dont regret it,this channel is reallly gooood!

[@p.r.9982]

Dude I'm from Europe I don't understand the "Alpha Male" fever in the USA. How many dudes believe this statistically? My ex was american and I believe he followed some "Alpha Male" advice. In less than 3 months I cut him off because he was too obsessed with dominance and turned abusive. Nobody cares about being "Alpha" (male or female) in my country. Masculinity is associated with creating a strong family unit more than anything else.

[@elyasrasti8943]

Spam his podcast the sunday sauce

[@Lordoftheswollen]

@@p.r.9982 I think it's the inverse of the feminising of men moment here. Two extremes.

[@taylorcolton2222]

“When I was in middle school “ Ight imma head out

[@TurboBoostin312]

taylor colton lol!

[@SCP-001DatabaseAdministrator]

Wait come back, I stuck a flute up my....

[@jamesbrincefield9879]

For real. I think someone should let this guy know that women have changed since middle school.

[@dwightlewis3519]

@Luke Crawford ight is alright but spelt like it's sometimes pronounced

[@AdamWilhelm1]

"Any man who must say, "I am alpha", is no true alpha." -Tywin Lannister

[@chadwilliams9141]

Iam a drunk and I read a book one time. Tyrion Lannister

[@MONO4608]

Well said

[@sfsstudios9108]

Suomi?

[@AdamWilhelm1]

@@sfsstudios9108 Swede,

[@sfsstudios9108]

@@AdamWilhelm1 Oh ok

[@Shotty21000]

Nobody: This Dude: I rejected this girl in middle school cuz I’m alpha

[@dasun7509]

You're former Devgru?

[@LSergei983]

@@dasun7509 ur gay

[@BillClinton228]

I am Alpha Chad... getting girls is way too easy, so I only have sex with men to assert my dominance.

[@antonchigurh2930]

@@BillClinton228 What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss?

[@pinkcashmeres]

@@BillClinton228 LMFAOOOOO

[@jihk1241]

"We live in like a world where people exist" -Philion, 2019

[@cellardoor8943]

we also live in a society...really makes you think

[@Pottyde]

We live in a society

[@Pottyde]

Aaaww fuk, you beat me to it

[@John-mm2yl]

That was deep...it brought tears to my eyes

[@chadwilliams9141]

Man it’s almost like we all live on the same planet fuck

[@SamTheSentinel]

His most memorable moment of female interaction took place in middle school ...

[@Jeffslayzos]

😂😂😂 exactly. Every boy and girl in middle school is infatuated with every boy and girl in middle school ... and then they grow up.

[@wickedglassbears]

Lol. In nature the alpha male is almost always the dad so it’s literally impossible to be an “alpha male” unless you’re a dad. The guy wearing socks and sandals and mowing his lawn at 7 am on a Saturday is a true alpha male.

[@dylangarcia6587]

Dads in crocs give off sexual energy us single guys cant compete with

[@slamex]

Appreciate the complimentb

[@justinmackenzie5516]

For some reason I stumbled upon this “Red Pill” community of videos that have you believe that having children is beta, which makes absolutely no fucking sense at all and goes against nature. The alpha is the one having kids lol. Besides, I hate those god damn terms and can’t really take anyone seriously who uses them

[@elcidgaming]

@@justinmackenzie5516 This is so true. Personally I never really met a lot of girls when I was young. But when i had kids and family that was when I found myself in naughty moments with other women. off course some of em caued fights with my wife but this is why I personally believe that having kids and being a father (or a husband) is really adds to your attractiveness and NOT OTHERWISE. One of the OG legend in the "'manosphere" community back in 2010s Roissy of heartiste termed this "status". Basically he was saying that the fact that you already have a wife is seen by other women as a status and will instinctively assume that you are a catch. He does say that being in a wedlock tho can indeed lower your value as you can get complacent with stability. But he did not say that having kids dimminishes your value in fact increases it. so guys like new red pill shtss like far from average really are just a bunch of copycats that target incels instead of using their brain and they give a bad name to original red pill comunitty

[@meghanachauhan9380]

Man let's be real. Alpha male is the guy who owns a harem. Most women don't like dad's walking their dogs. Women like old, successful, rich, powerful men. They need a dominative emotionally bankrupt, powerful man to sleep with. But since we live in monogamy, most of the alphas never spread their genes. For example trump is an alpha. Women go wet for him. Why? Power. Obama is not considered a alpha male. No women ever went wet for him. Why? He doesn't radiate as much power as trump does, he's humble, down to earth, not entirely emotionally bankrupt. It's unfortunate mate but if you really want the beautiful ladies, you gotta be manipulative, exploitative, polygamous, smart and emotionally bankrupt. Why? These are the natural functions of testosterone and women are hard wired to be attracted to them. Even feminists who think they don't wanna be treated as objects end up with a guy who literally treats them like an object but they don't "perceive* it so cuz money, power.. every single girl I know is a feminist. If you believe in their bitchy lies, you're gonna die alone. They don't wanna admit they're submissive but believe me mate, no girls ever gonna date a guy who trims his eyebrows, wears lipstick or grows long hair. These aren't stereotypes set by men. These are stereotypes set by women. most women are way too submissive to wanna be treated equally. If you want a girl who doesn't wanna be a slave, look for corporate feminists. These women can be just as dominative as men and submission feels like an insult to them, so you know. Also did I tell you most alpha males like 12 y olds? Ever wondered why strong, powerful men always have a case of pedophilia? Beautiful world we live in, isn't it? And you'll be surprised how much shit women can become okay with once they're "dominated" the "bad Bois" could do anything, it's all okay. But the moment a beta boi even dares stare at them, holy fuck it's sexual assault!! "Future is female" bitch please

[@bigtuna3633]

Did he really tell a story about being an alpha when he was in middle school?

[@Eapp1480]

Lmfaooo

[@notjimpickens7928]

@Soleilsonira the only time I see your comments here is saying some goofy shit , read a thesaurus

[@VALENTINEBEAMS]

"Hidden signs a girl views you as an alpha male" Unnecessary: just ask them. Women are people, too. The answer will definitely be no.

[@JD-di6md]

Are women alpha?

[@secondtimer7518]

@@JD-di6md maybe in a matriarchal society.

[@varolussalsanclar1163]

@@secondtimer7518 no

[@secondtimer7518]

@@varolussalsanclar1163 ok arthur.

[@TheSupart91]

😂😂🤣🤣💀💀

[@quazimahmoodulhaque4572]

"When I was in middle school..." ....okay that says enough

[@boahnation9932]

I thought that too haha

[@daywalker3735]

Haha exactly

[@adam_nathan]

For the record: The term “alpha” only started really getting used in relation to human social interactions after it was falsely asserted in a book that there was a natural “alpha” wolf (and I might add, the usage I’m referring to only exists only in pop culture, not actual science studying human social dynamics). So firstly, humans aren’t wolves. Secondly, the guy who wrote the book based his research on wolves kept in *captivity*. In the wild, he found that wolves moved in family units with an “alpha” only in the sense that there are parents in the family. The dude has spent the rest of his public life trying to explain his mistake.

[@meghanachauhan9380]

Let's be real mare. Girls want the "bad bois". Heck women consider trump hot, don't they? Genghis Khan, alexander, fuckin zeus. Women consider them hawt and you're here telling me alpha men dont exist!?

[@inspaceoo9165]

@@meghanachauhan9380 Girls want soft boys, hard boys and anything in between. Social standing/being alpha amongst humans is always shifting. A jacked up dude might be alpha in his group but he is instantly a "beta" when taking part in a chess tournament or when meeting astronauts. The social environment changed and so does your behaviour/the way ppl look at you.

[@keepiticy]

dude everybody seen the "ralp or whatever ruins everything video" doesn't mean its true. there are PLENTY of animals that move in an alpha male hierarchy. Hell Hyenas pretty much have a alpha female one. Its scientifically proven that the strongest most successful male gets the female in almost EVERY species.

[@leon6777]

Mental. THE PERSON WHO CONDUCTED THE STUDY ON THE BEHAVIOUR OF WOLVES THAT THE "ALPHA/BETA" TERM COMES FROM HIMSELF SAYS HIS STUDY IS BULLSHIT. But yeah all the incels keep convincing themselves it actually exists cos they feel it fits their worldview.

[@meghanachauhan9380]

@@inspaceoo9165 umm that's a lie? First off no one's talking about alpha/beta in a specific situation. It's more about alpha/beta relationships in general. Like let's say Genghis Khan and jesus were walking down the street. I can bet my entire life savings most women would be going wet for Genghis Khan and he'd be their first preference for marriage, not jesus. Women love powerful, aggressive men. Stop lying to yourself about it

[@anthonyhutchins2300]

"I'm an alpha" is the male equivalent of "I'm beautiful, strong, and independent."

[@jb2166]

Ethan Groß if you have to refer to yourself as an alpha you’re a simp

[@Saturnia2014]

@@ethanswimmer1287 Jesus, were you really that triggered and butthurt over OPs comment? What a snowflake.

[@kloserlook]

@You take a sip from your Trusty Vault 13 canteen how bout no. I know what I’ve seen with my own two eyes in many species. There is a hierarchy alpha and below. It happens in all social groups and animals.

[@kloserlook]

@You take a sip from your Trusty Vault 13 canteen fuck Jordan Peterson and fuck you. I can draw my own ideas and thesis. I don’t need to hear a pansy whose never lived real life. I know what I’m talking about and it makes complete sense. So no need to keep speaking.

[@joelsays2280]

My thoughts on these Alpha/Beta labels. Alpha Cringy Beta labels. Here's a simple one, learn to stop giving a fuck about labels.

[@betambalu9785]

“Girls aren’t sniffing the testosterone off of a Neanderthals ballsack-“ That alone made me laugh for a solid 10 minutes 😂😂

[@jamesparr343]

Particularly vinegary hahah this one can fill me with his seed 🤣

[@blaise3004]

Hit the gym and tweeze

[@ghostrhinorhino4287]

ya i need to i had the flu for a week

[@keltonderkach9601]

Blaise what’s tweeze

[@sunterry]

@@keltonderkach9601 to use tweezers

[@bobjenkins4925]

Turn that monobrow into a duobrow

[@dojajkox]

School psychologist literally told me to just hit the gym when I was going through some rough time...

[@MrBioize]

I used to have a classmate with some kind of weird ass disease that caused him to have a very high level of testostrone. He died of a heart attack at 16.

[@RJ-ne3he]

Was he prematurely bald ?

[@FatJackedNerd]

@@RJ-ne3he Testa dosnt make you bald... its how one's scalp react to DHT, cause hairfall... Jay Cutler have nice set of hair while we all know he's on gear, while others are go bald after taking roids...

[@RJ-ne3he]

@@FatJackedNerd oh thanks man, didn't know that

[@Kingwil497]

@@FatJackedNerd it all depends on the person when it comes to hair loss tbh.

[@Zakisbackontrack]

I legit read that as "ass disease"

[@idontevenknow9758]

As a woman I can tell you with full confidence that if you tried to act like an “Alpha” or any of this nonsense, it is the most unattractive thing you can do. Just talk to people like they are people, not a trophy to win.

[@allenrichiez930]

Sure sally 💀

[@amiable_monster]

​@@allenrichiez930what that supposed to mean?

[@duckbread8235]

The term Beta and Alpha is CRINGE TO THE MAXXX

[@esmeraldasedano3440]

Beta fish, alpha wolf

[@ronnieronson4390]

Sounds like something a beta would say

[@joshmuz9018]

To the maxxxx is so cringe, it’s pretty much like super duper beta brah

[@arlosteiner8382]

You would say that delta

[@ronnieronson4390]

Maribor Forest ya cause that’s totally my real name lol

[@rippedreaper7279]

*Claiming to be an Alpha = Being a Beta*

[@dramafree2474]

Real alphas just exist, and don't bother trying to act like or prove that they are alpha

[@benny283]

Is that you in your profile pic?

[@rippedreaper7279]

@@benny283 yes

[@deadsi]

That's a beta thing to say, and it's bullshit, an alpha has no problem saying he's an alpha, whereas a beta won't have the balls to say it cuz he'll be scared of being called out on it

[@bobbyhill4118]

d'edsi ah, but when an alpha says he’s an alpha, he seems egotistical.

[@blaine8197]

Alpha, a.k.a Lord Dom Mazzeti

[@bronillabear4104]

Blaine its not rest for you, it’s rest for the weights

[@Phoebonaccii]

BronillaBear « BRO TIP. Take pre Workout before sleeping, it’s called Active-rest »

[@bronillabear4104]

christopher marsala you grow in your sleep!

[@sebastianencinas7984]

I read it with his voice

[@superandresr]

YOU WANNA DANCE WITH DOM MAZZETI??!!!

[@tylers2685]

What the aLpHa MaLe says: "I remember back in Middle School, I messaged this girl on social media, and we met up a few days later." What I hear: "i met a girl on Club Penguin and it was too far for my mom to drive me, so we did a video chat and it was a 30 year man."

[@ezrachang2756]

lmao 💀

[@GabJero]

Lmfao

[@chunkymilk1288]

LOL

[@angelosorio98]

We love you but please destroy more fake natties. Fitness industry is still full of terrible people

[@nattygymoholic9043]

Agreed man, agreed

[@jesuschrist5553]

amen

[@sparkyjackson7025]

Cough Kenny KO cough

[@mattlukco3717]

Abou Konate

[@mattlukco3717]

Look him up. He claims natty and DEFINITELY isn’t 😂😂

[@ryan_cowan]

I Lost it when he was on the bed

[@mental_health1998]

i actually cringed and smiled it's a bit uncomfortable to see a man in that position

[@fl0pZ3]

lama for life unless you’re bi like me 😀

[@boahnation9932]

@@rumenstoianov9200 or be in that position aha

[@rumenstoianov9200]

@@boahnation9932 lmao

[@PICADALOL]

I literally rolled on the floor laughing! My whole family was just at complete aw xD

[@iRevitalize]

Lol at any dude that proclaims himself an "alpha".

[@TheJPHarvey]

Mr Beta, grace us with your knowledge

[@incoathwetrust4612]

for example "Alpha" Destiny 😂😂🤣🤦‍♂️ These midget clowns are everywhere these days.

[@iRevitalize]

@@TheJPHarvey You seem real hardcore, commenting beta on a KZbin video behind the anonymity of the internet. Lol

[@KC-py5vq]

Anybody who claims they’re an alpha is clearly a beta lmao

[@iRevitalize]

@@TheJPHarvey Wow so edgy. Are you part of the alt right. Pure edge bro.

[@keatongrout6275]

"Treat girls like people" Best thing I've heard in so long! After almost falling prey to all this alpha beta crap due to feelings of inadequacy myself. Thank you so much for making this video making fun of this bullshit. These people should be called out, exposed and given the ridicule they deserve for the negative impact they are having on the minds of young men.

[@UnbiasedGoat476]

This is very true.

[@spaghettimaster5074]

Couldn’t have said it better

[@rokometer8]

Same I believed them because od inedquacy in myself

[@UnbiasedGoat476]

If you've seen the comments on Far From Average videos. The people there have extreme problems with self esteem, depression and thinking their not good enough. That channel is a curse because it has a way of causing all sorts of problems.

[@keatongrout6275]

@@UnbiasedGoat476 More or less the exact state I was in when I used to watch those kinds of videos. Far from average included. My only plea to people now is to stay the hell away from them.

[@sweettooth3356]

"in middle school" says it all

[@lilweeniehutjunior4294]

Brooo

[@umpac123]

Love how the vid presents these signs as "hidden" then talks about hair flipping, lip biting and her RELENTLESSLY pursuing you. Yeah thats some subtle shit, woulda gone over my head if I hadn't watched that video!

[@iksskan9147]

Tbf some of us are absurdly dumb and can't understand subtlety I am some of us.

[@Overseer2579]

Lol

[@guybrush1701]

@@iksskan9147 are you also The Last of Us? (No shade. Just trying to be funny. And I can easily relate. You're not alone)

[@borat5225]

You have a beautiful Roman nose phillion, don't sweat.

[@Zen-751]

seriously, whats up that picture? I see that almost everywhere. like the dude below your comment lol

[@borat5225]

@@Zen-751 search "MaximilianMus"

[@filipalilovitzsc]

@@Zen-751 oh yeah yeah

[@oz_jones]

Event Horizon J.C. Denton

[@shazhelmi5650]

Hahaha

[@ShadoWafel]

"You deserve a spanking by ironloo" This ain't spanking, that's an execution

[@juliana.7936]

LMAO the submission skit had me weak

[@Llyr32]

I was struggling to breathe, I honestly didn't expect the sudden transition, great work P.

[@Gillimonster2]

I went from falling asleep at 4AM to sobbing laughter real quick

[@ClAzZiCeAgLe]

Last time I was this early Kenny K.O was still relevant

[@brandonk8403]

Lol considering that philion literally didnt post shit for atleast a month since him and kenny had that argument leads me to believe that a lot of that shitnwas true about philion, ya hes funny but hes a hypocrit callin out fake nattys and at the same time tryna get testosterone from kenny and no it wasnt photoshopped i love philion but he can hold that L as far as im concerned and no u wont chsnge my mind, atleast kenny i honest about his gear use philion is a fake natty too

[@jimmys1128]

@@brandonk8403 did you just call philion a fake natty??? 😂😂😂

[@superdan9703]

So you’ve never been this early?

[@ClAzZiCeAgLe]

Super Dan lol

[@brandonk8403]

Demetris Paphitis yea i did lol

[@HealthySavage12]

Dom mazzeti and philion upload on the same day... today was a good day

[@TkevTV]

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Dom

[@pleaseenteraname9414]

Dimon12Ananiev Best exercises to improve SEX 🤨😂

[@jackburgoyne8169]

*Starts playing Ice Cube It was a good day*

[@emilylocke9250]

Absolute treasure of a day

[@redninja37]

@@TkevTV Dom? From Gears of War?

[@DrumDlphn]

The last part was really the most important. Treat them like people and work on yourself. Thats what makes great human beings. And stay above the “alpha beta“ crap.

[@rasheemthebestfirstone3274]

That’s called common sense bro

[@DrumDlphn]

@@rasheemthebestfirstone3274 basically you´re right. But i feel that this sense is unfortunately becoming less and less common

[@rasheemthebestfirstone3274]

UserName true

[@ScottHermanFitness]

Video could have been 2 seconds long. “Be confident”. Thats all woman want! Haha. Great video man. 💪🏻

[@Crowbar11115]

Truth.

[@pyrotactics5836]

People forget there is not one set rule for everything. Be confident? Sure, not many woman wouldn't want to be around confident guys. But being shy is okay too, and many girls really like shy guys. Being nervous when you talk to girls works in your favor, it makes them feel special.. "wow he is getting nervous just coming up and talking to me haha" guess what, that makes them feel good about themselves. Being shy is okay, lacking confidence is okay, just STOP beating around the bush. Grow a pair of balls, ask that girl out, compliment her and ask if she wants to go to lunch... Most girls will feel appreciated that someone likes them.

[@fill3t]

bluepilled

[@rikkertteuge]

@@pyrotactics5836 yeah you can be shy to a girl but you have to be confident at what you do in life, like work, hobbies and sort of things. I think thats what most of the girls like.

[@pyrotactics5836]

Rikkert Gr You are exactly right, be confident in what you like, in who you are, in what you believe, and in your morales. Stick to your guns, do stuff you like for you, not for others. Stick to your opinions (don’t be stupid stuck up) just hold your ground. If you say you like video games to a girl and she says “Guys who play video games are losers” don’t backtrack on what you said. Girls hate pleasers. Be the best you that you can be, be a guy who doesn’t need the approval of others. Do what you like, what makes you happy. I live in that way and I found girls are often very attracted to that. Most importantly be respectful, there are enough assholes out there. Make people feel good about themselves, don’t make them feel like shit.

[@FraudAnalyser99]

Finally someone that addresses this annoyance...

[@incoathwetrust4612]

Lelelelel

[@musicforhours4605]

@@TheShowCrafters this nigga playing minecraft

[@AthleticEducation]

Sad part is grown man, especially a lot of bodybuilders or gym goers actually follow this mindset. Bruh

[@josiahchlebek3682]

"Being alpha is a mindset" *Eric Bugenhagen has entered the chat*

[@MrE903]

D1 Athlete

[@dudedude7998]

Philion looking more and more like my next girlfriend

[@deleafolabi972]

Is he in the middle of transitioning mtf???

[@Kingzall]

He is looking pretty

[@pastordonkoh7692]

Chick with a deyeak

[@pcaccelerator9525]

Dude u gay

[@beethovenstrance5042]

in my experience it is always some guy balding that is jealous of another man's long lustrous hair.

[@FreestylerNumber7]

Messaged this girl in middle school on Social media? This dude must be max 16yo

[@sickkunt1573]

Patrik Bart are you deaf? He said ”back in”

[@FreestylerNumber7]

@@sickkunt1573 no, social media did not excist in midle school if you are over 20 lol

[@PalashaGabarra]

@@FreestylerNumber7 I'm 25, and MySpace was a thing when I was in middle school.

[@FreestylerNumber7]

@@PalashaGabarra yeah thats true, but I mean social media in terms of instagram/snapchat was not really a thing before 2013 as far as I can remember

[@VeteranTrack]

@@FreestylerNumber7 Im 18 and I remember everybody having facebook in like 5th grade. He could be 21 and still have had a social media in middle school

[@martin21red]

"Hair flip??" *flips hair and moans* "D a d d y"

[@tiddymaster3040]

* S Q U I N T * pardon

[@esmeraldasedano3440]

It's Lana del Rey

[@AnLaggy]

I love how the Alpha theory in wolves is proven wrong and only appears in wolves who are held captive.

[@redd-qh4xn]

True.

[@joshuakithyoma9575]

So all these alpha's are captives 😆

[@bbq878]

"Thats a fact. Natty equals daddy" 😂😂😂😂

[@angelosibille]

are we just gonna ignore the fact that this dudes last interaction with a girl was in middle school

[@theopinionchannelforyou7739]

How do you know? Also thats sad

[@Makewicz]

Its kinda suspicious youre saying that hmmm.... 🤔

[@codyrogers6436]

The dude narrating sounds like he's and Middle School

[@TheEchelon]

taskforce juanforjuan Maybe not necessarily the last one he interacted with, but if he’s such a knowledgeable guy who supposedly knows how to get women, he should have more recent examples, don’t you think?

[@jesuschrist5417]

@@codyrogers6436 He doesn't sound like he's in middle school, but he also definitely doesn't sound like someone you should be taking advice from on how to be "alpha'.

[@Gl-futebol]

Just do Jason blaha already

[@guillermoibanezgomez3031]

How you dare! He's not even bald.

[@erickmonroy184]

Not even worth it

[@PEEERRRR]

I vote piss Vader

[@Gl-futebol]

Gayson blabla needs to get put in his place and get exposed to everyone had enough of him thinking everyone cares about him

[@tehgzizlauw1787]

too easy of a target

[@juanrocollazo]

This man peaked in middle school so hard that he hasn't had any experiences of being an "alpha male" in dating worth telling ever since he turned 14.

[@purpleshirtfish]

When I first heard people using the terms alpha and beta on each other I thought they were just joking around

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

Same

[@alterego5007]

Most people are, but some take them seriously. They are a vague generalization trying to convey the sexual hierarchy of males, but fail, because they are way too simplistic to have any value.

[@captainzoltan7737]

It's kinda of been a meme for a while

[@IstDasNormal]

nothing screams 'beta' louder than talking about being alpha lol wtf is wrong with those guys

[@denzelwenzel]

What does being an "alpha" or "beta" actually mean in todays day in age? The whole concept seems kinda stupid

[@IstDasNormal]

@@denzelwenzel ye agree thats what i am saying

[@madshader]

Spoken like a true beta.

[@IstDasNormal]

@@madshader hehe point proven

[@therealg4197]

oliver wenzel its so stupid

[@nicholassullivan1239]

Lol, anyone who seriously watches "Alpha" videos is a beta. A man does what he does and does not worry about needless social posturing.

[@C63Bez]

Hahah exactly who the fuck cares do what you want in life and try be a good person and thats all that counts

[@C63Bez]

@The ShadowRealm well if its a girl then the best thing to do is, instead of blaming it on her or nature and getting all depressed, improve yourself. Always have hobbies so youre not reliant on other people for happiness

[@C63Bez]

@The ShadowRealm well thats again adopting a victim mentality. Alpha and beta are just perceptions of people, and by defining yourself like that you've already lost half the battle. Women are usually into a man who has lots going for him, rather than someone who is desperate and clingy. Plus, you'd probably enjoy life more if you had other things to do rather than just trying to get women

[@casualpasserby6442]

I used to watch them, most are bullshit but some actually use these titles because they know they'll attract insecure people like i was. Some of these channels actually give you helpful information as to how increase your general confidence and not poop yourself when speaking in front of a group! AlphaM is a good example of a positive influence for insecure guys who need advice on how to improve their confidence and looks, without the "bro this is how you get mad pussy" stuff

[@chadwilliams9141]

KitStuka just be yourself man

[@joshkardos1673]

6:10 I nearly spit out my drink laughing you earned a new subscriber

[@DaveHK93]

"HAAAAAAAA YA DADDY" had me screaming :D

[@dredatv888]

Is it me or Philion is one the most realist guy on KZbin love this guy😂😂😂

[@gamingsaint6238]

Just you and 7 other people

[@everbtw]

Nah also penguinz0

[@s4br1nahh]

E V and Daquan Wiltshire

[@flashallen2298]

And moist critical

[@SimbaBrank23]

He's a nice guy. But what was real about this video? He acts like it's not a fact that bad boys get chicks and this is the first time he hears of it. I hate this attitude of "oh, come on guys, you can't generalize, especially if it doesn't make women seem like angels". Yes, bitch. Yes you can generalize....IF you gather enough experience with women. Then you'll notice A LOT of patterns in their behavior. Phil just shows he has fuck all experience with women. Wasn't he a virgin btw? So what the fuck would he know on this topic anyway?

[@brandondurant1381]

I first thought of kinobody and his ALPHA MALE UPPER CHEST

[@asaleminik]

Classic Holywood physique

[@braden393]

Lean chillized body

[@mousefacecheeseeater]

BRAD PITTTTTTTTTT

[@grumpycroissant8712]

"Hmm particularly vinegary, I think this one can fill me with his seeds and reproduce" I'm dead laughing for a straight hour

[@draconbacon6395]

Even the basis for this whole Alpha BS is false... Wolf packs WERE thought to have been lead by an Alpha wolf, apparently this isnt true. What was being witnessed was basically hierarchy based on familial values, i.e the Alpha wolf was basically the dad of the pack.

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

Also, we're not wolves.

[@Pico141]

Current use of the word "alpha" in terms of humans has little to do with "alpha" in scientific terms of animal kingdom (kinda a placeholder term, might deserve a different word, but so far there is none). It's about a certain mindset.

[@toseeornot2see]

Dracon Bacon dude, so true! Besides we didn’t evolve from wolves. True, primates have alphas, but resistance to dominance is thought to be on of the major genetic differences between us and them.

[@arlosteiner8382]

Mandalorian Patriot you're a person not a "sigma" grow the fuck up

[@HO1ySh33t]

@Mandalorian Patriot WTF is a Sigma? Is that also scientifically proven, rigorously defined term, or just something you made up yourself? Also, documentary movie isn't a good citation source (the word "movie" might give you a clue). They don't "prove" anything.

[@_bonkus]

“Ohhhh this man’s into birds” Lost it lmao

[@mindremote]

Jeff Kaplan thanks for role queue papa

[@thevoidlookspretty7079]

It’s late and I don’t want to wake anybody up, but that “Yes daddy” made me shout!

[@asod614]

can we please get "This isn't a game, we live in like a world where people exist..." merch because honestly that's more insightful than most of my philosophy textbooks

[@mcfarvo]

"It's a mindset!" *air guitar, zercher PR, scream* (natty anthem playing in background)

[@Deadsoc]

McFarvo the bugez

[@tengurottweiler6227]

I lost my best friend because he tried to follow this shit and I kept on trying to tell him it doesn’t work just be yourself . Well not long after he became an asshole, thereafter became more possessive and controlling not only in a friendship but also especially with his ex

[@gabrielonibudo5710]

So he got with girls while you were doing nothing? Being yourself doesn't work if you're not good with girls or confident.

[@tengurottweiler6227]

gabriel onibudo I have a girlfriend for 3 years now. I helped him go from McDonald’s to a actual job and helped him with bodybuilding for a whole year. It helped his confidence. To Even get him first girlfriend who actually loved him and was his first of everything. I really appreciate the comment to give it more background information. He really was a close friend. I really wish things were different

[@taylordavison6849]

So, he became somebody who needs a bullet in between his eyes. Well, I'm glad I stopped watching that shit.

[@Kevin-cy2dr]

By lost i hope you don't mean he is dead?

[@guybrush1701]

@@tengurottweiler6227 I'm so sorry to be reading this. I hope that you have reconciled with him by now. But if not, while I completely empathize with you and feeling how much it sucks to lose a close friend, I hope this is an event/story that can be utilized for the greater good by sharing it with those around you. A cautionary tale for kids you might interact with, or even your own children if/when you have them. I wish you the best.

[@thatguycalledphil6808]

When this guy has to rely on middle school, of all sources of anecdotes, you kinda get a red flag.

[@slamex]

This guy peeked in middle school. "When I was in middle school, when I was in middle school, etc" So.. nothing since then?

[@Ymiraku]

I am sick of people classifying humans according to terminology to distinguish the social hierarchy of wolf packs.

[@sickkunt1573]

Ymiraku like it or not, alpha and beta is a thing

[@googlevsf]

@@sickkunt1573 an alpha man has even a different skull than a beta man so.. yeah, its definitely a thing.

[@SinnedNogara]

The funny thing is wolf pack social hierarchy is "alpha male" theory was debunked a long time ago.

[@hazey5736]

+Ut med dem Except it's not. It has been debunked a long time ago. The only people that still believe in it are people that have no clue what they are talking about.

[@Gaeldx]

@@sickkunt1573 yeah exactly like non binary XD

[@rafaelalamilla5583]

I'm new to this channel and have been binge watching your content. As someone who works in the health/fitness field, I appreciate you calling out some of the nonsense that floats around in these circles. Keep up the great content and thanks for the laughs!

[@alikhalid4096]

I must admit , I've never laughed while watching a KZbin video especially since I've developed depression but today i really enjoyed n laughed. You're hilarious man.

[@Hypernova_675]

Lee to I have low self esteem and confidence in me this video made my day

[@guybrush1701]

I know this is an OLD comment, but I want to say that I hope you are doing better now. I was depressed BAD a few years ago as well, and I legitimately discovered that laughter was one of the things that helped me the most. I started watching as much standup on KZbin as I could find and it made my days a lot easier. (By no means did I feel normal, but it did help a good amount.) I wish you nothing but the best.

[@Lizwix]

finally, someone with real commonsense is speaking up against this "Bro" science generation we live in

[@SeanGeary]

5:33 ... I'll let it speak for itself.

[@gxtmfa]

When I think of “alpha”, I think of a flawed behavioral analysis of a wolf pack studied in an unnatural setting, thus creating a social dynamic that has never been observed in the wild.

[@jessicajessie8278]

ABOUT TIME! GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN PAPI😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@michaeldesanta2500]

u are cute

[@andrijakrsmanovic1519]

@@michaeldesanta2500 you are too

[@rastiomar1340]

Jessica Jessie Aren’t you a KOF player on s13? Lol

[@andrijakrsmanovic1519]

@@rastiomar1340 staph

[@6subswith0vids80]

@@andrijakrsmanovic1519 thanks

[@ernestomoleno6684]

I’ll just leave this here... 6:11

[@chefboiardeeznutz9881]

Thank you

[@powerpuff4ever]

😬 alpha males and beta males...feels like bad fan fiction

[@realhumanbean7915]

It is.

[@surendra9202]

I died at 6:11 🤣🤣🤣

[@dudedude7998]

Time to fap

[@surendra9202]

@@dudedude7998 wtf?

[@sseekforurmom1919]

same here lmao

[@samstanfield2634]

If you have to watch a video on how to be an alpha, you'll never be an alpha

[@Plantsvszombies221]

Sam Stanfield well theres no such fucking thing as an alpha. Do you have proof that this theory exsist?

[@rasheemthebestfirstone3274]

So many channels with this bull

[@eduardlacatus4933]

@@ethanswimmer1287 yeah man, nature, because we are humans and we can't think and we need to act on instincts and shit. Doc Rivers you fucking normie

[@p.h.i.lcongure9168]

@@ethanswimmer1287 bruh we live in society not the animal kingdom

[@kloserlook]

@@p.h.i.lcongure9168 society is amongst nature. We are just another species on this earth. So we don’t act like animals at times. We just have a mind that can understand that

[@IanHall43]

Bro I had to take a break from crying because I was laughing so hard

[@Waishwhw72i19sjx7]

Same.

[@georgejaneczko3025]

Phil your insta needs more booty pics ngl

[@willo5290]

George Janeczko tf is ngl

[@6subswith0vids80]

@@willo5290 not gonna lie

[@rayankhan6305]

fluffy bunny 1 tf is tf

[@hiddenlife4906]

@@rayankhan6305 the fuck

[@emmpeccableentertainment]

10/10 can confirm Philions grooming tips will help y’all

[@FS-wd3hu]

Shut it and submit to me!

[@Kingwil497]

@@FS-wd3hu Charlie this is why you probably haven't had your first kiss yet, I know you're probably trolling but it's still not funny my guy.

[@TheHaters112]

@@Kingwil497 You sound like you just saw that Gillette advert.

[@LetThereBeLightxx]

@@Kingwil497 aparrently neither have you if you cant take a joke

[@Kingwil497]

@@LetThereBeLightxx *sigh*, crisis, it's about time that we have that talk, you're a bit older now and uhh... yah know you're growing so you're gonna experience a lot of new things and umm... it's up to me as your father to fill you in on these things.

[@tomboyden]

This was a nice video

[@natsudraneel8965]

ur a nice video

[@twistacoconut]

Omg it's you. ❤

[@mcfarvo]

Grip train me, daddy.

[@devonjon]

You need a tick next to your name

[@bbqseitan7106]

It was O K

[@GuitarSummerS]

Philion - "Stop breathing through your mouth" Me - *instantly closes mouth and laughs nervously*

[@nisoldi]

Im fairly confident that step one of becoming an alpha male (whatever the fuck that means) isn't watching a youtube video where a boy with a squeeky voice tells you about imaginary girls he knows from highschool ,visualized using clip-art.

[@teeks4264]

Philion the gillion is worth more than a million. There's your poem for the day.

[@adolfshitler3559]

Will George no one cares pal

[@M1sterBruh]

adolf shitler apparently 25 people care. as opposed to the one person who gave your comment any love, and I’m guessing you liked your own comment too.

[@thegr8malachite370]

5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31

[@JackkROYAL]

He's kinda cute

[@dannyhernandez8441]

😂 🤣 😆 he sounds just like Cassidy Campbell

[@kami439]

@@dannyhernandez8441 who's Cassidy Campbell

[@cornballs1599]

He had me dying!!!

[@themarriagecave]

I know I'm years late here but this guy is HILARIOUS! I hate the terms "alpha" and "beta" for men as if they are animals, so dehumanizing. Great video

[@user-mk5vj5bf3j]

Thank you Philion I needed someone to call this crap out , also Oh yeah yeah

[@elmop9811]

Been here scince 40k and boy... I have not been dissapointed at all

[@gregrushin8706]

Dude I'm lovin the new non-fitness content. This was hilarious

[@leogarcia8640]

I went on a Joe Rogan video about the whole alpha beta male thing, the comment section made me want to cry.

[@billyosullivan4514]

Phillion He protec He protac But most importantly HE RESPEC THE WAHMAN

[@michaeldesanta2500]

u are not pewdiepie

[@meracore470]

phil at 7:56 don't play with your hair please your body language is telling me you're into me o_o dont make me blush pls

[@kuhraezah5867]

My S.O. bailed on me. I watched the video and laughed several times. Excellent. Thank you. I love you.

[@DreFromMaine8472]

As a Trek geek, Alpha, Beta, Gamma and Delta are the quadrants of our Milky Way galaxy. Incidentally my favorite Greek letter is Omega, LOL.

[@jaffaorange3809]

Incroyable that this actually exists in modern day life. Such a ‘guide’ reminds me of 1950s instructions for men on how to deal with those hysterical and irrational women. Anyone taking notes off of such videos themselves deserve no woman at all.

[@faissaltajry9186]

Best part about 2020 , the nice french woman finally gave up the name Philion on IG, and Philion is now just "Philion" on instagram without the 3rd I

[@destroyerinazuma96]

"All of the girls behave like that" - in the world of his imagination.

[@cheezeofages]

That last point is a truly shattering one to that channel. Such a good point. Why would you take advice on being seen as confident and masculine from a channel with no 'personality' at the helm. Personality in the context of like Phillion is a 'KZbin Personality", a person actually putting a version of himself out there in at least a character form. In short: why get advice on putting yourself out there from a person that isn't putting himself out there in videos?

[@llewelynshingler2173]

Most of the "signs a female's into you" are signs of nervousness...

[@JacaboBlanco]

He sounds like a textbook beta to be honest. I guarantee he has never shown what he looks like 😂

[@v0lmari198]

Yep, I hate self improvement guy's that don't show their faces

[@musicforhours4605]

İf they looked good in the first place they wouldnt research these alpha beta bullshit

[@kamilo1175]

@@ShacheezBrah Based Zeus is a team of people

[@v0lmari198]

@@ShacheezBrah I think Base Zeus has at least shown his face in some of his videos (and his animations have actual effort unlike FFA). But my point is that people that don't show their faces make it seem like they are living a double life

[@asdrofllmao]

This was absolutely hilarious, you have quite the way with words, sir. Well done. Have a sub.

[@ToXicoHD]

One of the most funny human being i've ever heard. Went through your whole channel in 2 days lowl

[@JamesDuncan1]

Note to self, do not watch Philion with the volume on max. My neighbors walked by and thought I was watching porn

[@tristanlake1909]

“Particularly vinegary, I think this one can fill me with his seed and reproduce.” 😆

[@WRIGHTY-tp8cb]

Holy shit, I can believe I used to be subscribed to that channel in high school. Forgive me father for I have sinned.

[@fuzzynuttz5092]

I literally got a "how to be alpha"-esque ad on this video so i don't know to whether consider that a win or a loss?