ONE PIECE D&D: MARINES #22 | "In The Kitchen" | Tekking101, Lost Pause, 2Spooky & Briggs

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THE 21st EPISODE OF One Piece Dungeons and Dragons MARINES!! featuring
Tekkng101:
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Lost Pause
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Briggs
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2Spooky
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The game is streamed every other Thursday over on my twitch at
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At by Kaerru
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[@James_Wisniewski]

I swear, Taiga is either complete garbage or the most powerful being in the galaxy. There's no in-between with him.

[@marcopohl7161]

A Bit like Cyrill

[@robplaysstuff6029]

Currently he’s between that, he’s like our best npc who is absolutely an npc

[@marcopohl4875]

So, usopp?

[@aidenharris5296]

@@marcopohl7161 funny how Cyril is legit anchor arms lol

[@patrikkaralo]

😅Mmmo😅😅😊😊😊😊9oooooo9ooooooo😊😊😊😊l😊😊😊😊😊​@@robplaysstuff6029

[@justinn8541akaDrPokemon]

If I had a nickel for every time Rustage had a One Piece campaign where the team had to fight cannibals, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happens twice.

[@justinn8541akaDrPokemon]

I also realized that Brigg's character also has the biggest problem with the cannibalism plot.

[@allovialuvi]

It also weird that you can change it to team with cannibal ally and it still work

[@justinn8541akaDrPokemon]

@@allovialuvi I forgot that crabs are cannibals too.

[@ZoraHDZora]

@justinn8541 excellent observation Dr. Doof

[@KnuttyEntertainment]

You could make a religion out of this.

[@_NIKOS9_NIKOS]

In this episode of One Piece D&D Marines: - The squad proceed to deliver their Yelp review. - The squad forgets that William is not a PC in this campaign and thuss they almost get TPKed by an overweight, handicapped cannibal. - Kai gets gaslighted into commiting blatant animal cruelty (damn he was this close into beating the allegations). - Heather tries and fails to be a badass solidifying herself as the Pearl of the group. - Turns out that the chef aside from being a cannibal was also disability pretender and a horse hugger. - The squad forgets how smart horses are in this Universe and are currepted by the ideology of their enemies (bet she tasted like coke and buffalo wings). - Bunny Samurai unlocks the power of the cutscene. - The Universe really wants these guys to become chefs. - The gang get their own Jimmy ! - SCP-096 makes a surprise cameo

[@dragonboigamez1641]

I like how its vauge enough to where even after listening I still don't understand

[@commonviewer2488]

"Kai is racist" is basically a free space on the bingo card 😂

[@GhostyBoi7737]

18:12 It's official. Every second arc will have Rustage typing damage wrong and end up with world ending attacks. First is Joy's nuclear teeth, and now it's Got's atomic table. I can't wait to see what's next

[@judahsmyth5398]

seeing that 2686 damage sent me into a fit of laughter that lasted until a bit after the correction roll was made

[@latchflex838]

And it also progressively gets higher!

[@gavinalley9279]

​@@judahsmyth5398half of that! Half of that! Half of that.

[@KnuttyEntertainment]

Honestly the most clever twist on the "one of us always tells the truth, the other always lies" riddle I've ever seen. How are you supposed to figure it out if even the guy telling the riddle is confused?

[@crocoboi7936]

lol

[@iandutton4601]

I saw a barbarian come up with the perfect solution to this riddle the ended one of them and asked the remaining one is he dead? The guy answered in a fearfully."NO"whimpering.

[@KnuttyEntertainment]

@@iandutton4601 But you only get one question, so how do they find the correct door? It’s easy to figure out which one lies, just ask what 2+2 is. It’s tricky because you need to find out the needed information and sus out the liar at the same time.

[@kylepence2066]

​@KnuttyEntertainment but if you only get one question how does asking 2+2 work

[@KnuttyEntertainment]

@@kylepence2066 It doesn’t, that was the point.

[@patmcg7960]

Betsy’s fate was pretty karmic. Especially since she tried to weasel her way out of punishment. Luckily, Heather was having none of it.

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

Branch 101 Performance Review #22: Kai: Acquired a revolver from the deceased Betsy. Chafing against the take-no-prisoners approach that the crew's adopted whilst in the labyrinth. Received compliments for the salt salad he whipped up. Handed off his "Ghost Blaster" to Hoover, a gate guardian the crew press-ganged. Belle: Served as reinforcements in the fight against Gotz, providing flame support. Caught a hold of Betsy as she attempted to flee. Pick-pocketed several restaurant patrons. Bradley Briggs: Used hit-and-run tactics very efficiently against Gotz. Finished off Betsy, decapitating her. No patience for riddle givers who flub their lines. Yokan: Finished off Gotz, pulping the cyclops's head. Caught multiple bullets in her hand in a live combat situation. Handed back the medkits Bradley gave her earlier. Damian: Cooked horse meat like a master chef(Don't knock it 'till you try it). Gathered information on the labyrinth while running the restaurant, finding the path to Tavrock's castle. Ain't afraid of no ghosts. Choppa: Provided artillery support against Gotz and Betsy (⌐■_■) Scouted around Tavrock's castle, avoiding Tavrock's griffin scouts O_o Taiga Kibbleton: Grown very confident in combat(Not unearned). Was used as an improvised weapon by Gotz. CASUALTY REPORT: Kai: Blunt force trauma wound from a frying pan, blunt force trauma wound and splinters from a flying table. Punched by Damian, no lasting damage. Bradley Briggs: Blunt force trauma wound and splinters from a flying table. Yokan: Stab wound via a meat skewer. Damian: Burns from Gotz's Laser attack, gunshot wound. Taiga Kibbleton: Severe burns from Gotz's Laser attack, rendered unconscious by a gunshot wound, bruises from being flung around by Gotz, returned to fighting condition via Heather's healing. Heather: Blunt force trauma wound from a flying corpse. Slipped and fell on her behind trying to kick Betsy. (Anchor Arms has been tasked with looking after the rescued prisoners in the restaurant. Heather's kicking accuracy could use some work, but she does does make good waitstaff. Raj served as timely reinforcements late into the fight with Gotz, also neutralizing a witness. EXCELLENT coordinated strike against Gotz the cyclops by the crew, bravo. The acoustics in this labyrinth feel quieter all of a sudden, I might investigate that.)

[@zenemijydde525]

I really don’t have nothing to say I just wanted to comment something

[@James_Wisniewski]

Things in this series that could oneshot Whitebeard: Joy's smile; James Hetfield's table.

[@andrewmatuszak1933]

By far my favorite DND group 😭😭😭

[@davidcantrell2568]

Every time Spooky said “I’m gonna throw it back” had me screaming.

[@agent6bell]

18:15 😂 the strongest table throw 31:00 Today I learned Spooky have 2 guns😅😂

[@commonviewer2488]

This wasn't a Greek Cyclops, it was a Celtic Cyclops! The much cooler Cyclops!

[@morphingninja]

aka the Balor?

[@commonviewer2488]

@@morphingninja Exactly

[@kreous4774]

If you believe Chopper has a soul then so did Betsy

[@judahsmyth5398]

something about the visual of Taiga being fried and then given an extra hole within a few seconds of each other was extremely hilarious to me

[@JerryAsano]

3:44 wow you guys really had to do Swabadi like that two weeks in a row lol

[@Reppen555]

oh yes the jesus jesus no mi grants you the power to turn water into wine, the ability to walk on water, making 1 bread feed an huge group of people, and I guess flight cause why not

[@TalesStahl]

It also allows you to punch dragons

[@mrmastaofdesasta6994]

my headcanon is that the reason the salad was so good was that it was the first one that didn't have any fishman meat in it

[@kura4674]

Rustage, how dare you make me wait an extra week for this!

[@rustagetwo]

I didn't??

[@RafaelGeller-re6dx]

​@@rustagetwo I think it means he couldn't watch the twitch vod

[@Rainykaede]

@@rustagetwo yeah rustage, what the hell?!

[@dirdy8503]

@@rustagetwo unbelievable rustage ill never forgive you for this

[@bluepiretfox8330]

Guys he is still a bissy mann let hin be

[@Pavlobot5]

EVERYONE knows cyclops can shoot a laser out of their 1 eye

[@morphingninja]

Indeed, also known in Celtic mythology as the Balor

[@maxspecs]

And here I thought it was an X-Men reference, their Cyclops shoots eye beams too.

[@lucasvandecasteele9904]

just 15min and Taiga get ultra instinct and OS someone Taigatastic

[@harlster3373]

What does OS mean?

[@lucasvandecasteele9904]

@@harlster3373 one shot

[@harlster3373]

@@lucasvandecasteele9904 that makes a lot of sense, I feel stupid now

[@misterm7486]

Taiga is my new favorite character that was so badass

[@dioandgiorno8585]

If I had a nickel for every time Tekking had a father figure that turned into a beast that he had to take care of, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happens twice.

[@BerzerkerD.Savage468]

Oh dang Rustage looking like the scout from TF2

[@patalex9681]

He won't be escaping the Jeffery Daumer allegations

[@LeafGreen_x]

This episode was a whirlwind. Lots of unexpected moments, and a whole lotta ASMR! I’m itching to see how the rest of this arc plays out! BRADLEY X HEATHER FOREVER! ❤

[@alabasternights9998]

Rustage hearted it it's now Canon 😅

[@LeafGreen_x]

@@alabasternights9998 it better be, otherwise all of the fanfics I wrote would have been for nothing! 😂

[@ellavator3396]

@@LeafGreen_x fanfics where?? 👀👀

[@LeafGreen_x]

@@ellavator3396 I don’t have any Healey fics up in my thing rn, but there is a Healey/Taiga (angst) fic I’m writing.

[@ellavator3396]

​@@LeafGreen_x gasp, what do you write on?? I'd love to read it when you finish writing it! :D

[@iandutton4601]

Tekking101:She's a big centaur that's not a boob joke she's actually large in size. Me:Why can't it be both?

[@AlexT7916]

Character Scoreboard from the official wiki tracker: The crew: Kai: 16* kills & 4 KO's; hit 48/64 attacks (4 crits & 4 crit fails) and dealt 478+? damage + 12 friendly fire; evaded/blocked 11/32 attacks, took 297 damage and got KO'd 4 times; healed 14 HP; 8 crits and 6 crit fails Belle: 3 kills & 1KO; hit 21/34 attacks (1 crit & 1 crit fail) and dealt 279 damage; evaded/blocked 2/7 attacks, took 137 damage and got KO'd 3 times; 3 crits and 2 crit fails Damian: 21* kills & 12* KO's; hit 62/81 attacks (8 crits & 2 crit fails) and dealt 653 damage (38 friendly fire); evaded/blocked 21/39 attacks, took 258 damage and got KO'd 4 times; healed 51HP and generated 8 tempHP; 8 crits and 5 crit fails (1 double) Choppa: 1 kill; hit 13/19 attacks (2 crit fails (1 double)] and dealt 93 damage +6 friendly fire; evaded/blocked 0/1 attacks, took 11 damage and got destroyed once; healed 21HP; 2 crit fails (1 double) Yokan: 17* kills & 8 KO's; hit 94/148 attacks (9 crits & 7 crit fails) and dealt 750 damage +13 friendly fire; evaded/blocked 23/49 attacks, ki dodged 1 attack, deflected 2 projectiles for 12 damage, took 380+? damage and got KO'd 7 times; healed ~23HP; 14 crits and 9 crit fails Bradley: 51* kills & 13* KO's; hit 53/69 attacks (8 crits) and dealt 857 damage; evaded/blocked 10/24 attacks, uncanny dodged 3 attacks, took 188 damage and got KO'd 4 times; healed 91HP; 15 crits and 4 crit fails Taiga: 4 kills & 1 KO; hit 41/84 attacks (6 crits & 5 crit fails) and dealt 282+? damage + 8 friendly fire damage; evaded/blocked 12/34 attacks, took 340 damage and got KO'd 9 times; healed 21HP; 8 crits and 6 crit fails Allied NPC's : Heather: hit 5/14 attacks (1 crit fail) and dealt 6 damage; granted 7 bardic inspirations; evaded/blocked 0/1 attacks, took 17 damage and got KO'd 0 times; healed 51HP; 1 crit fail Anchorarms: 2 kills; hit 3/7 attacks and dealt 22 damage; evaded/blocked 0/3 attacks, took 47 damage and got KO'd 1 time; 1 crit and 0 crit fails Raj: 1 kill & 0 KO's; hit 0/0 attacks and dealt 0 damage; evaded/blocked 0/0 attacks, protected an ally 1 time, took 0 damage and hasn't been KO'd yet; 0 crits and 0 crit fails Hoover: 0 kills & 0 KO's; hit 0/0 attacks and dealt 0 damage; evaded/blocked 0/0 attacks, took 0 damage and hasn't been KO'd yet; 0 crits and 0 crit fails Lt. Commander Powdered: 1 kill & 0 KO's; hit 2/5 attacks and dealt 18 damage; evaded/blocked 2/3 attacks, took 26 damage and hasn't been KO'd yet; 0 crits and 0 crit fails Bosses/enemies of note: Gotz -killed by Yokan: 2 kills; hit 4/7 attacks and dealt 241 damage; evaded/blocked 3/31 attacks and took 325 damage Betsy - killed by Bradley: 1 KO; hit 2/4 attacks and dealt 11 damage; evaded/blocked 8/13 attacks and took 59 damage Ghost girl: hit 0/1 attacks and dealt 0 damage; evaded/blocked 0/0 attacks and t ook 0 damage Bosses/enemies of note defeated: Kai: - killed 4 Limbed Larry & Alter - KO'd Bob the Demolitionist Belle: - killed Club, Alter & Dave - KO'd Demure Damian: - KO'd Little Fella & Big Fella - RP KO'd The Librarian, 2 Eyed Ted & Bob the Demolitionist -killed Malady, Dave, Snez and 1 Kylos dog Yokan: - KO'd 2 Eyed Ted, The Librarian & Fibs/Kane Kibbleton - RP KO'd Little Fella & Bob the Demolitionist -killed The Tastiest Elephant, 1 Kylos clone & Gotz Bradley: - KO'd Zeal, Guy & Cpt. Spooks - killed Diamond, Slugger, Captain "...", The Sea Serpent (ep15), Celsius & Betsy Taiga: - KO'd Spade - killed Hugh Mann Ancorarms: - killed Kylos Paige the wolf: - KO'd Cpt. Bailey/Kane Kibbleton Joy: - killed Hoop - KO'd Rordon Gamsey - incapacitated Taiga Kip: - put Hoops, Ron McDon, The Monarch & Damian to sleep

[@Lion0fTheDesert]

I usually watch the vods, I enjoy all the banter and the rolls and side conversations. Also the craziest things are said before the recording lol. Don’t underestimate the groups charm and entertainment value. This goes for all the games being played! Keep it up.

[@isaaccarreno9892]

I just think of yokan in a batman suit everytime she says for justice

[@davidreed7849]

"We cant just cuff them and go back everytime" Gosh its like these Marine ships usually have more than a DND party and a couple NOCs on them or something. Guys dont wcen have a cook or chore boys to clean the deck like a real Marine ship

[@steinboy]

ahh the 360 laser eye that bro hadn't used since the Heian era

[@robosamurai6085]

Just wanna say, you have amazing taste in background music, like in the recent episode of isekai dnd, I was screaming when you used "ludwig the holy blade" Soundtrack.

[@kapitansus7591]

18:18 this is literally world destroying attack

[@V0LLEY3S]

Briggs: i’m sorry for drawing on the battle map by accident My players: FUCK YOUR MAP

[@silverethereal2715]

We killed a horse. But we still keep forgetting Gaston the horse is on the ship…

[@alucard347]

Who?

[@wandiriswan6116]

Who tf is Gaston?

[@silverethereal2715]

@@wandiriswan6116 The Horse the found back in the Early bits of the Tito pirate stuff after they ran into Bege and was on their ship before the events in Plate. Kai legit had a friendly horse the party collectively forgot. Its not a big deal but a personal meme of mine to bring up.

[@lordfreezer5631]

Why would Gaston be on the ship? They only used him to find the black knight's armor. Pretty sure they left him on his own island where he belonged

[@James_Wisniewski]

The centaur lady is like Welfin from Hunter x Hunter. She was so scared of Yokan that she aged a hundred years in two seconds.

[@justinn8541akaDrPokemon]

They are using Dark Mode!

[@Gee-Con]

👌🏽

[@user-ui7ro3qk8x]

The Hito Hito Nomi-Model Jesus Christ

[@Swagsire_]

the missed oppurtinity of naming this episode "ASMaRines" will forever haunt me

[@tobyume9964]

the art for one piece dnd marines has been crazy so for i thought malady was the best design but this one is CRAZY

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Was there live! Incredible time as always! Thanks For this ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@alexanderwiles2003]

so glad i can catch up on this

[@chrish6698]

1:30 Verona confirmed? First Ragnar, now this? 😳

[@SetsunoKai]

It's been a long time since I first watch an episode on youtube, but no twitch vod this time around

[@ashtonwise]

I feel like Hoover is going to be Damiens version of Anchor Arms and I'm all in for it.

[@akirisa_uwu1769]

Man. I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!

[@visco9328]

Another banger thumbnail

[@user-fi8vq6wj1x]

Me and my friends will try this DnD and see where it goes, thanks for these ideas

[@elijahholmes4925]

Yay it’s out!

[@mugi-wharingan8150]

I know, i mizsed the stream and it didnt stay on twitch

[@louiebeni5189]

Idk if he did on but cyclops from the X-men does indeed shoot laser beams from his eyes

[@sasquatchscousin7686]

Ahh yes the glock .45 revolver the most well known gun of the west

[@josephblanchette7974]

Daimian did an impression of every female thats met Taiga and blocked him

[@user-em6we2lu1n]

Imagine Kim takes rustage to secretly DM a one shot for him and his colleagues

[@Nahz03]

The South Korea vods I couldn’t watch until now are finally here

[@naterobinson2487]

Thank you rustage for your sacrifice lol

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Amazing thumbnail! Fire! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@calpalius8943]

darude sandstorm playin in tygas head 24/7

[@iNinBreak]

wanted to be there live but forgot and only remembered the next day D=

[@Reppen555]

next episode title: "Super Marine Bros Ghost house"

[@leonardoleiva3398]

Anchor Arms is ready to fulfill his duty ⚓

[@zilveboxman8606]

Oh no another gangnam style suggestion!

[@Grimplays185]

Man whispering so softly

[@commonviewer2488]

That's twice now they've met a Zoan that wasn't originally human

[@YoungRaw478]

Why are y'all giving Belle, of all people, a gun 😂😂 that's just asking for trouble

[@Blank_Axolotl]

was there live was amazing for my first live

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

So glad i can re-watch this! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@pingucrimson750]

16:45 I love Tekking’s innocence

[@sirbilliam3455]

I completely missed that at first, only Tekking can make the most sexual things sound innocent.

[@samuelcox9656]

Already 22 episodes in? Kinda crazy the original series had 70, at this point in the story the old crew was just about wrapping up with the flames

[@ashtonbrimhall5416]

I hear rustage go "mhm mhm" and i just hear the regulatlr show evwrytime

[@shadowemblem.]

Wow. I love the Asmr beginning

[@rakoof7182]

been waiting for this cuz somehow the vod got nuked

[@drikeatmey]

Rustage was in Korea, Twitch is banned in Korea, therefore vod wasn't saved

[@TheIdealofGreed]

15:54 Thunderjaws? I thought the crossover was later! Allright, Laserbot-Rex, Let's Go!!!

[@levihoover1269]

Im a little guy 5 8 lol i hope hoover makes it as someone who is current on all your dnd content im hyped

[@AnvilGo]

I'm gonna love Hoover!! Hope he's not gonna die..

[@alif.8778]

I love thet tiga the character thet rustage said looks like naruto says thet guns our his weaknesses ( context the author of Naruto said gund would kill any Naruto character so because of thet it has become a meme in the Naruto community )

[@obsidiandragon1385]

... first time watching on youtube and WHO GAVE THE OPENING PERMISSION TO GO THIS HARD???!!!

[@kaynor1260]

Ok i just thought of this but damien looks near identical to larry from pokemon violet

[@tobiasholzhausen1196]

Yes Noble Said himself that Larry was the Inspiration for Damian

[@kaynor1260]

@@tobiasholzhausen1196 nice!

[@MelonSoda103]

I love rewatching these on KZbin anyways but is there a reason why the VODs aren't being saved on Twitch Rustage?

[@drikeatmey]

Saving vods is banned in Korea

[@MelonSoda103]

@@drikeatmey ohhhhhhhh

[@Fallenangel_85]

I mean, they do have horse meat lying around, it's even fresh.

[@jakle70wells31]

I picture this cyclops looking like White beard at marine ford full of holes. 10:36

[@DannyDorrito]

This kitchen is giving big town banky blaines rockabilly bbq vibes

[@gavinalley9279]

30:32 insert the devil Artemis "HOLY SHIT SHES PACKING HEAT!"

[@Reppen555]

Tiger is constantly listning to darude Sandstorm

[@kevinmooney9361]

29:38 didn't seraph turn into that after she was killed initially? Saying wait 3 days and she'd be back. Or was that just a non-canon joke?

[@commonviewer2488]

It was a joke, she was an angel, not the Messiah

[@kevinmooney9361]

@@commonviewer2488 Ah, thank you.

[@kevinmooney9361]

@@commonviewer2488 Would be kinda cool if she did come back though. Sure, blueblood is dead. but seeing as ragnar is recreating that stuff and may as well be the new blueblood now... I could see it. Doubt it happening honestly. But, then again, every lie is a retcon though... Lol.

[@darkusinferno9482]

And if his own altered personality actually got through to her enough in this alternative timeline of events I'm just making up, well doxie might have another half-sibling knocking around besides Jimmy, and our coked up polygamous Charmin bear here would possibly get in those shoes eventually. Cuz honestly I do remember it being canon that ragnar has a foot fetish.

[@whiizer4936]

Kai can use shoot his harpoon twice by the way😭😭

[@napoleonmongeau670]

Please check the fruit in the kitchen for the devil fruits

[@Itachi4477]

Aww yeah

[@juanperret7044]

Cyclops from Xmen

[@stuarttartal6592]

Clearly, Got's Nuclear Table is made of Adam Wood!

[@isaacblau_]

Cannibalism and rustages dnd campaigns go hand in mouth.

[@Breezylovesyou]

Ever since that bingo card episode I noticed rustage fucking dying all the time

[@petropetro6076]

What would the half human half cyclopse and half human half centaur look like

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

Fuuuck man, I caught up with all the D&D series. So begins the wait once more. Jesus fuck what is that table made out of?! Ayyy, Tekkiiing Yokan be flirting with the pretty centaur mid-battle. Hope she gets to encounter the dum dum sis of the 7 Sisters again. It's adorable how harmless Heather is with her kicks. The crew is in need of a sleep, BADLY.

[@vincentkokocinski993]

I really want Kai to have a devil fruit or bell gets one

[@georgeboulton8407]

I had swabidi dancing on my fyp……

[@roguemoon5715]

funny how when there marines there more vicous then when they were pirates

[@kierazion354]

They are the little guys from the labarynth lol

[@kingscorpio3760]

Heya Rustage so me and my friends are doing a one piece dnd campain too and I was wondering if you would be cool with me using some characters from the first one piece dnd campain you did with William, Ragnar, Duros, and Verona

[@blackthunderdragon6804]

Hey 2spook to have the ideia of the Full Power of cat take a look in casual geografic like the can litery heal and hypenotyse people

[@highsquirrelwarlock4262]

These sessions have really inspired me for weeb style games. I got into a game recently with "the boys" where we do Jujutsu Kaisen using a school style system. Anime has so many cool settings with tabletop potential

[@lastassassin4443]

Racist Kai strikes again: - talks about the Cyclops killing and eating people is inhuman but ignored the fact he is also eating Fishmen - wants to let his fellow Racist go free and makes the excuse of not killing everyone - confuses bradley’s name with damian most likely forgetting Bradley’s name entirely do to him being a fishman Truly Kai’s racism is growing he needs to be stopped