One Pound Plopper (ep. 67) - Lifeline

[@trishm142]

7:44 🤣😂🤣 “where does your back hurt?” “Everywhere I go”

[@STATXMUSIC]

Honestly the producer fucking up made this the best episode of Lifeline ever.

[@jarrettzeller4246]

Matt’s one liner response to “what happened to your mustache?” Was so funny and maybe the most underrated, under appreciated joke this year.

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

It was good but I thought Chris had the better idea. I feel like the your mom stuff is like something thats been way overdone.

[@AirDwindler402]

Ya man.....

[@lobsterbutter7788]

Such a dick Rider, Matt isn’t even funny

[@DrasticDrew]

The shark guy is the same as people in San Francisco staying there after getting their cars robbed again and again, being like “the city has just had a charm about it”

[@jaywalshmusicandsong1736]

The city has just had...nice

[@ramsay2113]

s'foreign

[@ChildishGambeaner]

San Francisco is so nice but you can't drive anywhere without using a parking garage every time

[@soupstheman143]

I went there like 5 years ago, and it was a shithole then. Walking the streets was nightmarish when you have children with you. People weren’t even shitting in California yet, I can’t even imagine what fckn putrid piss ridden pit it’s become since then. Just the videos you see if streets I remember walking down, that are now shanty towns and filled with zombies. It’s far beyond just “insane” the city is literally rotting. Seattle has become the exact same. Once interesting and beautiful places are now shit stained, crowded with spastic freaks, trash everywhere. You hear screams of pain and sorrow at night if you’re out and wandering. It’s truly actually a living nightmare at times and I don’t even live inside the city, that’s just visiting at night. Used to explore as a teenager without worry, now that’d be the most irresponsible self owning decision to make as a kid. Fkn freaks have taken over

[@captainhowdy9297]

ikr like, hearing about just how absurdly stubborn his Father is about not changing-up his swimming spot, all I can think is, "it's the OCEAN; there's MORE than enough room for y'all to enjoy swimming in the Pacific without encroaching on each other's territory!"

[@ronniesaavedra5363]

Shoutout to the producers for being such good sports 😂

[@Gepardii]

Plot twist: The producers wrote this comment

[@jessevennard2640]

I Juanna fire ‘em

[@conormcqregor4393]

Are you a bot?

[@Mikol_Billy]

I’m pretty sure the one producer is Juan Fyre and they’ve been friends forever. Not sure if Maco(?) is Ivan Getsridof tho

[@GKTorn.]

Every once in awhile, "Tony Pizza" pops in my head

[@SupergoodStudios]

You should check out Lifeline ✨Luxury✨ patreon.com/lifelineluxury

[@ajp1282]

21:58 : I must've replayed this part like 20 times and laughed hysterically every time 😂😂😂😂

[@bretbloom834]

This entire episode was amazing and it’s only been up for 9 minutes

[@jigsawkiller]

Doesn't add up

[@VictoriaSobocki]

@@jigsawkillerHmmmm

[@daddymcpapi7520]

Is Matt's earring wearing an earring?

[@meggiemegggs]

😂

[@Ge0rge_0rwell]

Yeeeeauhhhhhh.... it's not a good look.

[@bromandudeguy4626]

Ah yes dude

[@matthewharetakis]

Got that double dangle angle baby

[@ASHsor]

lame

[@markdavis1254]

When Matt is singing One Pound Fish and Chris says "The Fuq is that!" Took me out hahaha

[@ronicasmith3956]

The pure joy in Chris face when he seen 1 pound fish Indian guy

[@coolGrap199]

Chris Italian accent never gets old !!

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Better pack a shiv in LA....

[@bojanglesb3]

Just to let you know, Chris, we can all see the coffee stain on your shirt

[@melp723]

Perfect way to spend my birthday morning! 🥳. Both Matt’s and Chris’ hair are a 9/10 today!

[@GKTorn.]

Happy Birthday!

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Chris and Matt cornered the market on Italian hair🙌🎯

[@aaronbradley]

6:19 135 degrees in Death Valley must just be a record heat for USA. Iraq was over 140 when I was stationed there back in 2004.

[@TangoCharlieWhiskey96]

LMFAOOOO 22:18 PACO conTINUOUSLY pulling up tik tok is fucking killing me

[@ljsanders75]

Can't wait to hear about Chris's deadlift progress

[@cc-sb1is]

22:00 DAAAMMMN!! you two went Christian Bale on his ass!! the whole scene up until 22:45 hahaha s'christianbale

[@Cupotee]

The accidental interruptions are GOLD

[@napalmdon357]

Chris trying so hard to hold in a laugh 😂. 21:15

[@CamdenJoVR]

Gut laughs from the mustache part

[@trishm142]

50:35 this is my husband asks all the time his favorite “what do you recommend to eat here?” 🤪

[@Queen_of_Missfit_Island]

Shark guys dad needs to keep going there, natural selection ya know..😂

[@brandonsrelax6311]

"one pound fish ... So an anime" I see your a man of culture as well 😂💯

[@albertdavis3407]

An intervention with the shark making a cameo 😂😂😂 that’s wild

[@jakelawson2582]

Maybe the guy with the Lime Scooter was trying to steal Chris’ Apple Pay info. Uhoh

[@kimmothy69]

Well I haven't had One Pound Fish in my head for years, so it's great that it's back and will remain indefinitely.

[@noktin]

I regret it so it didn't happen! I love it, I'm using that.

[@samyporrata5840]

The camera zoom was hilarious on Chris’ face

[@pinktinyangrymighty5819]

Chris and Matt slowly falling in love with the guy whose fiancè aks too many questions ordering food 😂

[@joestandley8487]

Oh wow this was my favourite episode🙌

[@jordanheimer774]

"where does your back hurt?" --"wherever i go"...😂😂

[@chrisshorty]

matt getting angry at chris about not putting the forward slash in then calling it lifetime LOL!

[@brittanyparsons2864]

Just watched this for the second time. Still funny as hell😂😂

[@kodymonroe2613]

The way Matt and chris talk to staff on the pod, you can tell Matt and Chris are the type to yell at their maids.

[@leacristina821]

nah I think they’re long time friends with the producers

[@kodymonroe2613]

@@leacristina821 ahh just a bit of banter

[@trishm142]

51:26 get a perm Matt just enough to wave it up!!! I’ll do it 🙋🏻‍♀️for ya! Licensed cosmologist here 😎

[@realnadjawirth]

This is definitely mustache episode… also Chris’s pasty leg had me laughing the hardest when he showed us his cool Shoes

[@BittersweetLala]

High af cleaning my kitchen and gotta say you both were hilarious today.

[@nathanperez1362]

How was this episode not called THE RETURN OF JUAN FYRE

[@BPH55]

“If rabbit’s were big we’d be fucked.” ~ Chris D’Elia

[@cocomo991]

“No I’ve never thought about that - in fact I’m still not thinking about right now” - Matt D’Elia😂

[@nutellanebula]

Best episode yet 💛🙏

[@StamatiaPaleatsos]

The guy ranting about people asking if there is anything fun to do around here kinda looks like if Alfred Molina ( Dr.Octavius from spider man) & Hugh Jackman had a baby

[@aminimal_]

That guy repping legit old school death metal is my fucking hero.

[@wyatt_haupt]

Macho never fails to live up to the Juan Fyre name

[@miscellaneousb]

I dont decorate either. It's just more crap I have to dust. I prefer clean surfaces and things put away.

[@chrisshorty]

HOW DID THIS CHANNEL GET SHADOW BANNED AGAIN!?!?!?! KZbin you got it all wrong!!! Best pod EVER!!!

[@jencook3287]

This was a goooood one! 👍🏼😎❤️

[@heidigarcia7251]

"ooohh yeaaa" dead 💀

[@rampageof78]

my girls in the bathroom taking a 1 pound plopper! 🎶 lmfao!!

[@TheRealDjBlake]

I had the "Money Talks" movie poster hanging in my room!!! Eeehhhh s'good!!!

[@brandonlevesque9887]

Literally wept during the OOOOOOPS!

[@DeeloGoodquest]

I would like more questions to be fit in the show.

[@MexicanRugDealer]

Sounds like a wrestlers finishing move.."ONE POUND PLOMPER! ONE POUND PLOMPER!"

[@PacoJouse]

Y’all were very silly today 😂

[@baileypetersen754]

I usually listen to the pod, but I needed to see what Matt’s shirt looked like.

[@nicholaslynch1711]

Chris thinking he is an empath is hilarious

[@dianaferraro2636]

I can’t agree more about the ordering/food topic I know what I want-that’s it, there’s 4 things. Keep it moving.

[@BeefChocolate]

YOOOOOHOOOO THIS EPISODE GOES BINKERS 🎉

[@Gotti89]

Matt opening up the podcast about a MAGA shirt was surprising 😂

[@koopakilla801]

lol nice

[@ronicasmith3956]

Chris is a good actor n/c when I saw him on that show w/ Whitney he seemed like the best sweetest boyfriend in the world. He was good on that other show where he co owned a bar. With that tiny little white guy he use to call Baby bird which felt improvised

[@JulesJenkins-ys5ne]

Lean against the wall.....every Actor....hahahaha love chrisdelia 4evs👑💪💥💰🤣🏄

[@coolGrap199]

New game: who can guess the amount of stains on Chris' shirt?

[@adelinedama8000]

The zoom in on Matt when Chris kept repeating, I came up with that!! 10/10😂😂😂😂 So relatable! Made me think of my sister and her dumb ass comments 😅

[@subhranshudas8862]

33:50 Gate Creeper - "Ed Burns and Kate Hudson in a romantic comedy, wandering on the streets of Manhattan. Coming to a theater near your this summer."

[@hittman1412]

Near your? Hmmmmmmm

[@subhranshudas8862]

@@hittman1412 Ahhhh!! in 360p 🤣

[@djkoenig]

51:51 "Hurry up Swedeheart; to his wife"

[@Stingy03]

Matt going full Christian Bale lmao

[@williamloy8182]

The best advice for not getting shark bit is draw a line in the sand then hold your head under water while pointing at the line and tell the sharks they can't come across the line. Works every time. Well maybe not every time but it does work as much as moving down the beach.

[@cjbyrne3060]

You cannot give good advice with a yellow baseball cap on backwards.

[@Sumboooodeeey]

One pound plopper here, get your ice cold one pound plopper here!

[@spencerbnoble2953]

"On a bender" 😄 🤣

[@RT-je8dp]

“Have a shark show up” killed me

[@mkwilson38]

So turns out that these newest top temps in the world are “FAKE”. Weather temps are measured 2m up from the surface of the ground. BUT these new top temps are GROUND TEMPS measured at ground surface, which is ALWAYS warmer. But will they tell you this OR make and announce this correction or change? No.

[@bobmob1440]

Have you ever thought about that? No, and in fact, I’m not even thinking about it right now.

[@livelucky74]

Hey guys I'm interested in the open producer position

[@lancekelly610]

George does make Seinfeld for sure. Best episode is The Comeback though.

[@vanillathundr24]

Not gonna bring up that the guy’s dad from NEBRASKA is getting attacked multiple times by sharks lol that’s the most land locked state in North America lol

[@nathanwho1384]

The best Seinfeld character is definitely George, he was written as Larry David's alter ego and played perfectly. He has the widest character arch and some of the best single story lines in the entire series.

[@ejshafer]

so you wanna be my latex salesman??

[@Spiritbomb88]

One Pound Fiisshh 😂 vary vary good 💀

[@wyattamick]

Man.. Money Talks is a good movie huh

[@davidvernonloebsjr7133]

Matt's hat should be merch

[@cstouls7788]

I couldn't tell if they were actually coming at chris the producer 😂😂

[@cc-sb1is]

They Christian Baled him. I was waiting for the "ARE YOU PROFESSIONAL OR NOT?!!"

[@rplgrime8006]

Episode should be called "One Hockey Stick ife, Another Hockey Stick ine".

[@Jukelikesgames]

Vedy vedy gooood, 1 pound fieshhhh

[@shaunkeating9288]

Sooooooo.....we're just going to mole over the fact that this man's dad, escaped a shark attack.....not once, but TWICE!😳. LUCKIEST GUY IN THE WORLD!.

[@ronicasmith3956]

Just make sure his life insurance is up to date. And let dad become one with the sharks.

[@HextozaGaming]

The worst advice for the mustache guy 😂

[@Tuffolo]

The best 😂😂 great episode boys

[@simplyme4247]

Hahaha I thought of the same mamma cupcake to the must-ash

[@dht2005]

nice of you guys to play NoHo Hank's video

[@wyattamick]

Surprised he didn’t ask about going 50/50 with Cristobal

[@dvanlivesnow96]

Hey there D'eliah what's it like in New York city, I'm a thousand miles away, but tonight you look so pretty.

[@samjonesj1s]

Thank ya very much

[@JoshThomas9]

Ayyyyyee Charlotte NC!!!🤟

[@Hoorayforjk]

I hope Matt sees this: The customer hasn’t been right since 1986. 😘

[@NickFoxer]

Wearing a Lifetime hat on Lifeline. Eh'S'Confusing.

[@johnnyashtray]

Why are Norwegians so grounded and mentally stable seeming? We need to adopt some of their stuff.

[@sens4324]

Every other pod is starting to do advice/calls but this is by far the superior duo ❤

[@fosray81]

Bald guy was SSSOBROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

[@nathanperez1362]

How was this episode not called JUAN FYRE

[@slimjadeyyy]

commenting to tickle the algo bc i love you guys

[@144SLRP]

Yes customer is only right sometimes lol !!!