The Depths of Dumb (ep. 60) - Lifeline

[@SupergoodStudios]

Lifeline ✨Luxury✨ starts today over on patreon.com/lifelineluxury

[@erindenny297]

Sorry I drive a hyundai.

[@evonne315]

I live how in the 'commercial' Matts got a perrier in his hand the whole time like its a beer.

[@GKTorn.]

Matt's slow look to the cam in the commercial got me, it juuust got me

[@Makeupbyrach18]

😂 yesss!

[@lilygraceHD]

A true baby

[@SootSootSootSooty]

We’re gonna need emergency surgery Odell.

[@steelyd2]

You could literally see Matt’s eyes light up when his brain thought of “lockless monster” and he deserved a lot more for it.

[@gioanman]

Right! The Lockless Monster deserved much more attention, quick witted one that!

[@icu3869]

I’m rilly glad he explained it, an why does Chris have 2 b so rude always and interrupting when he’s TRYIN to share his methead of thinking so creatively and also teach us abuut “ word play.” That was rilly funny, Matt. I know it’s probably hard havin a brother licke Chris, and 2 b honest, he will probably either 1)stay the same or 2) get worse, so… sorry. But great podcast. It’s rilly funny and probably in my TOP 100 😃P.S. Did you both plan to wear those weird colored shirts on purpose because Thayer are WEIRD and don’t wear theme. The color is just 2 weird and especially with how yer matching it looks like (whatever you say instead of “ gay” cuz now it’s a compliment )but you know wut I mean. Guess just the color it’s weird. So hopefully you’ll make better choices in the future. Don’t feel 2 bad, now at least you know. You’re welcome👍 🦕👈👀🥳

[@danielstudart2062]

Agreed

[@marlainabenjamin9641]

Love that they did an infomercial! So perfect since Chris loves infomercials and they absolutely NAILED IT! 🔥

[@peakperformance8960]

Wish it was a QVC one though 😅

[@kermm03]

Made me wanna buy it fr

[@ThatBoyBent]

I'll be the 🔨

[@elisehansenhawkins9455]

The best- this pod won't be dumb and stupid like other people's pods. 😅

[@HerbalistGuybrush]

nah they try to sell it as a joke, making fun of selling useless stuff and then pretending to do it ironically but it is actually nonironical!

[@Kdog708]

Chris is so mad that lockless monster is the funniest thing in the world

[@linsi879]

lol 100% so annoyed he didn't make that joke

[@icu3869]

👉🦕

[@danielstudart2062]

True lol

[@4Timesdafunky]

Chris named Calvin after Callen and he named William after "The Chief Engineer of Laughter and Cheer" Will Sasso. S'sweet.

[@misschief2508]

LIFELINE LUXURY AD AT THE BEGINNING IS GOLD 😂 I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!

[@TristeJolie]

The synchronized "uhmm" from Matt and Chris was incredible 😂😂😂

[@TRAVMABOY999]

​@KM 54:59

[@egogoaway]

I kept waiting for Chris to say “LLimMitTeD EDiTiONn”

[@Spiritbomb88]

Limittedeteteed Editidition

[@adri_rck]

😂OMG the infomercial was all I needed for today's episode

[@laurensun14]

Have you guys ever thought of live Lifeline shows? Kind of like Ridiculousness, play clips, answer questions, live audience, live banter, etc etc?

[@_vader]

‼️If the gym girl is reading this I have a non confrontational answer! Before you walk into the gym always set an alarm with a ringer tone for 5 minutes. That’s your excuse to leave the conversation every time and it’ll happen enough that she’ll eventually think of you as someone who’s too busy to vent to. Hope you see this and hope it helps!

[@OGHeymikey18]

Damn Chris is genuine. The look of disappoint when someone recognized him and he didn’t remember them. Oof. It’s aight baby. You’re a good man.

[@drockjuiceski]

Absolutely nailed the infomercial! The closing shots were immaculate.

[@rondoespsych5901]

Transitioning to Chris with his shirt off was more scary than anything because it's so out of place 😂 did A24 make that?

[@andrefranciscomorielocaeta596]

Damn, when Chris started singing "She dreams in digital 🎶" I felt like a sleeper agent suddenly hearing the trigger words that activate all my memories from a past I did not know I had! Immediately went searching the clip from that song, and it was amazing to hear it again. Good times!

[@hazyrob]

A man of culture 😌

[@jetotherock]

This show always cheers me up! There is always things to ponder after, like curbing the cynic in me. I know someone who is so cynical about almost everything it really is a drag.

[@boronda420-7]

I’m so proud of you brother ! You finally got a blurb in Rolling Stones ! Your officially back dude ! Your back !

[@itsbrandonbush]

That "men dying hair" dude is 41 and looks incredible. Chris is 43 and looks like he does, yet is convinced he looks great for his age. That is the kind of delusional confidence I need in my life.

[@Miles1VX]

The intro about lifeline luxury absolutely killed me. It was so awkward. Gonna have to get the patreon sub now. 🤣😭

[@Layschips2015]

I spit out my water while watching the first 1:32 seconds😂 the best skit ever, I dieeeeeeeeeeeed

[@inigomontoya619]

The shows is the best when yall are in regular to good moods. So glad there haven't been 10 episodes about that BS. Chris took it like a fender bender. NO DENTS. Keep it moving. Hope everyone's day is the best

[@psychobeefsticker]

Its soooooo CRINGE when ppl call in and and try to talk like Chris and Matt 😳 u know their families are like "WHY TF DO U KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT?!!"

[@swettybetty]

people copy people they admire, but yeeeeah lil weird

[@sheridan7475]

I think it’s fun

[@piles2]

glad someone said this lol i’ve been thinking it since ep 1 😭😭

[@psychobeefsticker]

@@piles2 should we just "spin move" ? 🤣

[@HkFinn83]

@@swettybetty very sick individuals

[@lunalight982]

Omfg I'm dying!!!😂😂😂 i guess I have to subscribe to patreon now after that! Omg Matt!!! Chris!!!! That was just perfect!! Yall perfectly hilarious!

[@inigomontoya619]

Thanks for entertaining me. And thanks to the homies behind the camera. Stay up playas

[@thatisitthatisall8671]

Im in stitches. Chris just appears shirtless. Reminds me of Reno 911 adverts

[@clairepurcell7577]

THANK YOU for the "praying for you" validation. exactly what I have felt.

[@austinn2062]

chris and matt trying to tell each other they DONT look alike is the funniest moment of this episode😂

[@gennc7293]

Whether it was intentional or not- putting the sticker DIRECTLY over Matt's face was...👌

[@tylerlocke3776]

Praying about random things like a football game isn't a reason to pray and doesn't matter if you pray for it. Prayer isn't for selfish things and believe it or not, prayer does work. Had a sibling with stage 4 cancer and a year to live and prayer is the only reason they're still here years later and even the Dr's are amazed by what happened.

[@falcon11700]

I’m praying for you is just a nice expression. If you’re religious or not. Feeling angry about someone saying that to you: you’re the problem

[@karinioza]

Lockless monster and good vibes 😂 Matt is redeemed

[@chrisbennett5589]

15:20

[@nancyjones6780]

When I was a freshman in college my first roommate was an evangelical Christian and I looked through her Bible once and on the back page she had written that she was going to pray for me. It pissed me off a lot. To this day it pisses me off!

[@megkraft5079]

She probably wrote it there cuz she knew you were a nosy B and wanted to piss you off. S'smart

[@saram2727]

I don’t understand this AT ALL. Someone wants to tell the creator of the universe about YOU, talk to him about your problems whether it’s financial, personal or relational, even to pray for your salvation because they believe that such a thing is the most important thing in a persons life (whether you agree or believe in that or not) sounds like the kindest, most beautiful thing a person can do. It’s an expression of their love and care for you. I’m not talking about that passive aggressive “you’re a bad person so I’m going to pray for you” thing I feel like southern people say, I’m talking about genuine interceding on your behalf to their personal God. How is that something that should piss anyone off????

[@miscellaneousb]

You need the prayers if you are looking through your roommate’s belongings.

[@EmoDweebo]

23:00 the slow zoom in on Chris was hilarious. He really got his feelings hurt 😭

[@DeeloGoodquest]

The video entries are the best part of the show imo. To not bring that to Patreon is kinda a bummer.

[@clairvoyant_af]

Anyone else notice that the “fucking killin it” was not bleeped 😆 @2:18

[@tabsk524]

can’t wait to watch the first Lifeline Luxury episode ✨

[@sheridan7475]

Yes we neeed more follow up’s… and follow ups to those follow ups… it’d be cool if they reference the episode they were on too

[@juleecarpenter1106]

Chris doing an infomercial? OMG! HE’S LIVING OUT HIS BIGGEST WISH!!! Woooo Hoooo!

[@diannawilliams6923]

Matt’s facial expressions during the commercial for patreon was too good!

[@maynardtrendle820]

I talk about the "depth of dumb" a lot, but I literally call it "dumbth". 😂😂😂

[@kadelu1137]

Lmao that's so stupid and therefore perfect

[@MatthewM770]

That strange high-five-grab was hilarious!

[@JohannesVanDerStuyvebode]

I love awkward high fives 😅😂😂

[@Halo_cadena]

Orgy - fiction(dreams in digital). Blew my mind when Chris sang it lol

[@BlxxdLeaf]

Best ad Ever.

[@Melchiah_Kain]

Dude, no joke, best Patreon ad!

[@cholero1019]

Lmao at chris sneaking the dmx quote about to live is to find meaning thru suffering

[@travisshuttleworth630]

Patreon should come with one free 10min sesh with Matt! Lol

[@finnleaves8409]

the lockless monster has so many levels also considering hes in scotland

[@danielstudart2062]

Exaaactly

[@allynciadixon4070]

Omg the infomercial just made my day 🤣🤣🤣 amazing

[@traciedaughertyrdh629]

The infomercial made my day 😂😂😂

[@lilmama28]

When Chris says ‘you’d look… terrible.’ I lost it

[@jordanheimer774]

That commercial was so frinkin funny!! You got me! Life line luxury, here I come!

[@user-sd1qb3gf7w]

Absolutely amazing podcast commercial!!!

[@wRAAh]

6:30 "There's some holes in this shirt." You crack me up 🤣

[@theredtoothbrush]

as a star wars fan, i resonate with the guy who said they should stop making star wars movies

[@mikeemac9258]

Loved the opening commersh. You guys are the best 👌

[@anthonycatanzariti4848]

That infomercial was the best thing I've seen this year. Well done boys

[@jaynekarmalamo]

Chris’ hair does actually look especially decent this episode 🤷‍♀️

[@Xpzilla]

the "lost your mind" bit always gets me

[@carnivorouspotato]

Still praying for you, hope you learn the power of prayer!

[@Benbenbenbenbenn]

brooo the look they gavve when the number and price came up, oh my god. That little skit was so funny that it actually made me wonder, how fucking funny a skit show would be with these two. How have they not tried it, their acting and their ability to make hilarious faces and the whole awkward, swallow s'sincy expressions, its honestly kinda genius.

[@aarono1800]

1:17 😂 how did they not break character and laugh 😂

[@telepathy90]

I haven’t gotten into lifeline yet so here I am! Giving you both a listen! Super cool how your brothers

[@karissrose]

Best infomercial ever made 🔥

[@spencerbnoble2953]

Chris is such a good sister to Matt

[@SJHD]

31:45 never laughed so hard in my life at Chris' reaction to this situation 😂

[@tiki333halfevil8]

need to put more commercial bits, funny as hell 😂😂

[@RH2930]

The intro is excellent. Brilliant 😂😂

[@mellowmodestyofficial]

The guy with the key dilemma you should get a lock and then give the lady that owns the house a spare key to it. I think that would make her feel better maybe

[@tuesgayy]

Best Patreon commercial ever

[@JackkRobertss]

Saying Scotland is south England is actually crazily incorrect 😂😂

[@judythruiz6643]

We need more infomercial! Lol no shirt Chris jump scare 😂

[@CartyCreative]

0:45 The little smirk after "...it wont be" hahah

[@joesikorski4080]

The best infomercial I've ever seen

[@zacksims4532]

Same people who say “praying has never helped or done anything” are the same people that say manifesting comes true lol two narcissists who’ve never prayed or loved anything more than themselves. Two LA kids all grown up now 😂😂😂 love how they mocking Christians….. but yet not mocking Muslims who also pray 😂😂😂😂

[@STATXMUSIC]

Couldn’t agree more. And why does Matt wear cross earrings? I always thought he was Christian because of that but maybe he’s just mocking it?

[@UffDaDan]

@54:58 another greatly synchronized "uhhhmmm"

[@jordanheimer774]

That was such a Tim and Eric infomercial 😂😂😂

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

My hair was literally an 8.7 at least wtf

[@jordanheimer774]

I agree. Don't believe the haters... Love ya bud.

[@JoshGodoy81]

Wow that infomercial was AMAZING!!!

[@Mooch-ox8ex]

I'll tell you what chris best thing he ever said is I can assure you the best thing he ever said is.. he said in this episode at 38 min in that it's hard to quantify the best things he ever said and I got the answer. When he was down bad and getting back on his feet he said he was beginning to pray. He probably fell away by now but that was the best thing he ever said

[@inigomontoya619]

That intromercial Is golden

[@YourBeastRoy]

The hell I could swore Matt was at least 2 or 3 inches shorter. There like the same size lol Matt's deceiving big

[@phoolklip]

That commercial mite have been the best thing ive ever seen

[@davidvernonloebsjr7133]

The commercial the beginning was so great

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

The editing cuts. 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@shiftcmdoh]

Intro was hilarious 😂

[@hazyrob]

I'm pretty sure a lot of your fans wont get that "Dreams in Digital" reference lmao! 🤘

[@ScottieFindsFish]

so patreon gets you 1 extra hour a content a month? n’thanks

[@LoneWolfDion]

Imagine thinking Scotland (a country) is in south England (another country to the south of Scotland).

[@LoneWolfDion]

@Citizen Papes Matt and Chris...

[@lmpfunk]

There was also that whole song about the Catherine Zeta Jones scene in Workaholics

[@funnydonor9484]

Matt lobbing shade at Brenda Shlub was amazing.

[@ohsnapitsbway]

You’re lame

[@jdoe37362]

Time?

[@savannazarkowski6773]

Subscribing to Lifeline Luxury just because of the QVC intro add🤣🤣🤣

[@ncbob91]

LIFELINE LUXURY GET IT RIGHT NOW

[@slimjadeyyy]

I love you both dearly

[@adamkornecki8263]

The slow zoom ins on Chris make him look crazy stop it lol

[@gregorysmith2005]

I respect the Lockless monster attempt

[@ChimRichalds34]

Definitely launch “bleep that out” merch

[@nutellanebula]

I'm surprised Chris didn't go full QVC on Lifeline Luxury ad 😂

[@subhranshudas8862]

Chris probably went ahead and cooked some eggs after the 90’s commercial 😂

[@herpallday1284]

1:00 the best laugh I had the whole episode