Barstool Pizza Review - Squared Up Pizza (Tucson, AZ)

[@NeoDraven757]

I love how humble the owner is. Genuine, real. He deserves this. Well done.

[@squareduppizza]

Thank you so much!1

[@FetusFight]

@@squareduppizza you can tell that you take pride in your pie! I have huge respect to all small business owners, keep working your ass off and build the best name you can for your pizza! I believe in you brother!

[@FetusFight]

@@squareduppizza Definitely keep taking big advantage of social media and use daveys review for as much publicity as you can, I’m sure he would want that for ya.

[@squareduppizza]

@@FetusFight absolutely… already on it for sure!!!

[@Fire_Marshall_Bill]

@@squareduppizza something about the way you carry yourself tells me you were a military guy. You are incredibly professional and collected when you speak and in your body language. Regardless, if I’m ever in Tucson I’ll definitely be by for a pie.

[@duncanbradley9616]

10 minutes, food court, ripping the cameraman, gotta eat Mexican food later, one great owner, one instagram guy, two great pizzas!! Everybody knows the rules.

[@austizz1e]

lmao that sums it up

[@slimtim1782]

You just forgot tingling in unexpected places lol.

[@shawneyatrics]

Last 45 seconds are the best part of the video. Not often that a cool laid back owner makes the review feel as genuine as Dave’s review.

[@squareduppizza]

Thank you so much for that...🙏🏼

[@stevedj101]

@@squareduppizza much success to you. Something tells me your place is gonna get a whole lot busier.

[@BaronBacon]

@@squareduppizza You got nothing to worry about aside from the big influx of customers you'll get.. ;)

[@ruhroah5044]

@@squareduppizza Great review, congratulations. Time to get some video content up on your channel...perhaps a reaction video or breakdown of what you've done to try to be successful so quickly. Keep pumping!

[@simonsauter3229]

Give the man a 8 he deserves it!

[@wilsonjoshwilson]

We all know that 7.9 should have been at least an 8.3. Dave couldn’t even keep that pie out of his mouth if he wanted to😂

[@gagamba9198]

Didn't have the olden day photos on the walls and the stories of great grandpa Pepe's falling out with older brother Sal.

[@mushbag5665]

I was guessing 8.3, was shocked when it was below 8

[@kevinhayes1975]

We know how he roles at this stage.. Dave’s face gave away the real score 8.1.. all day long..The Instagram guy and Zuckerberg cost 0.2.

[@UnknownTahoeBlue]

Easily 8.2-8.4

[@Ruddline]

@@kevinhayes1975 That MFer how dare he get all weird like that, god that made me so mad

[@1Nevergone]

Both those pizza's looked SOLID. With food courts finding good pizza seems impossible but sure seems like this dude nailed it.

[@squareduppizza]

Thank you so much!!

[@shinbo010]

Thinking the same... Damn 7.9 in a food court of all places... Geez that looks good

[@JimJamSandwich]

At the Auburn Mall in Auburn, MA there used to be a Regina. Best pizza five year old me ever tasted. Obviously I've got nostalgia goggles for it, but a nice crispy slice of pepperoni from Regina slaps any day of the week.

[@lilmandee4315]

Square pizza looked solid 💯👍

[@yungjamez312]

Lol you can only eat Sbarro so many times

[@MayorMcCheese2000]

that round looked sooo fucking good, and the owner.... I mean how can you not wanna go there and try his pizza when he clearly really cares about it and takes so much pride in what he does.... dudes like that will always have me driving out of my way to support them in whatever they do!

[@cjhamm361]

That is an amazing dude, for sure!

[@christrotter3052]

Damn good looking pizza...underscored

[@jchrissis9787]

It really did. I mean, I could almost taste it from the video.

[@MH-bb4fl]

I only recently saw this review. It's 20 minutes from my house. I've been there 3 times in 14 days. They now call the round pizza the "7.9". It is freaking delicious. Even the tip with the flop has crisp. It is the best slive I've ever had. The whole pie is $34 and change after tax. Worth every cent. Sadly, you gotta try it there in the mall. It doesn't keep the same way on a 20 minute drive home. Stopped in for a slice with my son just 5 days ago. Still awesome.

[@lil505]

Give him the 8.1 Prez!!!! Looked great for a food court pie.

[@ronyeahright9536]

the way he ate almost all of that second slice, when he was trying to save his appetite for mexican, i was sure he was gonna give an 8.1......dude faked me out

[@LetsShitPost]

Only reason he didn't was because it's a food court pie. Was thinking forever there how he was going to score it because he didn't want to give it an 8

[@MotoxKJ38]

@@LetsShitPost What does that have to do with it, whether coming from a store or food court or even food truck, pizza is pizza # Stupid Logic !!!

[@ARTofTY-TV]

Should have been an 8.

[@tylerjames962]

Yoooooooio

[@sliceboogie8401]

That crunch at 8:15 is UNREAL and should be used for all sound effects lol

[@troyb5362]

10 minutes?! Strapping myself in for this one, it’s about to be a pizza review for the ages

[@Amzyy]

Just a lazy editor

[@americannightmare2109]

Strapping what on now?

[@NYCmob79]

Lol, he is not having that mexican food for sure. When he kept eating that slice, I thought it was going to be an 8.1 score Lol. Not bad for only 8 months making pizza.

[@Xfacta12482]

@@Amzyy We don't want some jumpcut mess. Keep it authentic, we can't miss a bite

[@NYCmob79]

Not a bad score, considering he only has been making pizza for 8 months. In the next 8 months he could get into the 8.5+

[@TheMillennialGardener]

I was really hoping for an 8.1 for the owner. Pizza looked great, and he seems like a solid guy. If you’re in the Tucson area, support that man.

[@MH-bb4fl]

I just ate there for the 3rd time in 2 weeks. It is really, really good. $34 for the round cheese but worth it.

[@puebloking8280]

Its expensive as shit probably most expensive in the city because the swuare is 38 i think but its really good

[@kiefmanning7394]

Pat closed a few months back

[@jayortiz6188]

@@MH-bb4flIt’s a mall his rent is probably very high

[@Chris-mx4jb]

the way he kept eating the round pie lol you know it was good

[@awoodhouse17]

felt like he wanted to give it the 8.1, but kept going back to it to see if it was worth it, but it didnt have that pizaz dave wants to make it into the 8's.

[@AC-45]

@@awoodhouse17 I 100% thought after he took that last bite of that giant bubble on the crust he was going to give it that 8.1. Should have given it an 8.0. I don't care if he uses any other round numbers, there are so many good pies in that 7.9-8.1 range, 8.0 has to be in the rating system, and he's definitely given a pizza an 8.0 before.

[@TheWutang1995]

@@awoodhouse17 I think him thinking that guy was potentially mistaking him for zucc dropped it down to a 7.9

[@terraincognitagaming]

"I want mexican, I cant be full" for like 8 minutes prior

[@AnonYmous-ry2jn]

One of the best reviews ever, by far, because the drama & the psychology all at the forefront. The owner, new to the game - yet middle-aged - but clearly having his heart and soul in it, knowing this is likely make-or-break, swallows a bit of pride to butter up Dave, but frankly in an understandable way: signaled both respect & how important the score was to him. But the real excitement: Dave repeatedly saying he didn't want to eat more, to reserve appetite for the Mex he was so excited about, but unable to resist taking bite after bite - a guy, mind you, who’s eaten thousands of slices of pizza, every day, from the best there is. That makes this a NINE in my book, whatever the “official” score. The other drama being that weirdo jackass who kept distracting with his nonsense instagram comments, who just couldn't make himself, & his annoyingness, disappear. But this annoyance also contributed because of how Dave tried to block it out. There's always idiots like that in life, bumbling their way in at the critical moments.

[@Bellenchia]

A thoughtful analysis. Trim the fat a bit and this would be excellent prose

[@cameronbarker1697]

That was one for the books. Dave is a sweetheart.

[@AnonYmous-ry2jn]

@@cameronbarker1697 yup!

[@AnonYmous-ry2jn]

@@Bellenchia thanks, good point on trimming down I admit. Maybe pizza brings out my non-diet style though! 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

[@slakcheetah4989]

Lol come on, Instagram guy’s harmless. They coulda told him to buzz off if they wanted but they kept him around for the content.

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

Damn is going to be epic, this has to be one of the longest ones. It already starts off with him tearing the cameraman a new one. Owner seems like a good man, I hope this helps his business. Those pies looked great.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Definitely not the longest One Bite review. He did like a 25 minute review with Teddy Atlas.

[@themargrave]

Thanks for writing this - I was going to say the same thing. Legend owner and Dave was a gentleman.

[@Yfrboy]

I think the cameraman might actually be his girlfriend in this one.

[@ryancbuchanan]

@@Yfrboy he says “Austin”

[@squareduppizza]

Thank you so much... we hope so too🙏🏼

[@GQ-wz5it]

That’s a genuine owner I support and hope he does well, you can just tell he’s someone that deserves success for the business. Best of luck to him!!!!!

[@Bigniccashyt]

Dave!! Just wanted to say that we are watching your reviews from the state penitentiary prison. We have a party when it's recreation time and gather all around to watch your videos as soon as we get notice that one has been released. You have diehard fans here! It helps us get by, day by day, while serving our sentences. Please keep the awesome content coming! P.S. we make pizzas here with stale toast bread, ketchup, and american cheese.

[@9SecondStreetMustang]

One inmate, everybody knows the rules.

[@tchombre1992]

This is so cool. Really makes you realize how large the community that One Bite is! T's & P's, brother!

[@scottmcwave9479]

First day out you gotta get a real pizza!

[@theflummoxedlummox6021]

Don’t drop the soap…everybody knows the rules

[@jasonfritz838]

Daily 6.9 scores, everyone knows the prison rules.

[@andersonprimer]

The combination of being in a mall food court, the instagram guy, and the repetitive cheese pulls kept that score artificially below 8.1. The 80's/90's vibe in this video is wild haha. Nostalgic

[@iangrimm]

Sicilian 7.6 is a real good score. Also good to know you can feed 30 people with an 8 slice pizza.

[@Galaxyeffect98]

Im grateful i had this pizza befoe he reviewed it. Such a gem of a pizza place. Love their pizza and the staff was always very friendly helped guide you to which type of slice you want. Thank you Dave for reviewing this place. You were right.

[@jesuschrist194]

Dave was on a MISSION biting into that second pie, the entire time I could hear him thinking "I am going to love this pie, this man's life DEPENDS on it" haha, not saying the pie wasn't actually good, but you could see Dave was a MAN ON A MISSION with a responsibility up in here, actually good guy Dave, for real. Keep up the great reviews man!

[@rawpower12xu]

9:09 Seinfeld creeping subconsciously with the Del Boca Vista, Del Visto Beco haha. RIP Frank Costanza

[@ts9576]

Cmon prez, the way you were chomping that whole round pie slice it had to be an 8.1!!! I hated hearing that 7.9 you had all the viewers rooting for that guy. It's such a big difference for them. I bet you if he heard 8.1 he woulda been ecstatic.

[@TheKitchenNinja]

I called 8.1 with that last bite around the dough bubble. 7.9 is still a killer score, though.

[@katjerouac]

7.9 is generous. On the east coast scale that is a 7.9 tops

[@Ravfitness]

Dave definitely helped out the business I believe, the owner was so humble and honest! Legend👏🏻

[@bloatedsodium7301]

One food court, Dave needed energy after his Forever 21 haul.

[@renaejuska1157]

Love this place. I don’t think I’ve ever been there when the owner WASN’T there. He definitely has put his heart and soul into it!!!

[@jacklutz9705]

I don't know whats more impressive that type of score for a mall pizza or actually seeing people inside of a mall...

[@aznnp77]

This was during Christmas. Of course the mall is gonna be busy during Christmas.

[@jacklutz9705]

@@aznnp77 I seent some malls dead ass dead during the holiday season this past year in the southwest.

[@Soloman_Gumball]

It's Arizona, any reason to get out 140 degree westher and into some AC.

[@americannightmare2109]

What's a mall?

[@Xfacta12482]

I feel like the big malls in big cities are still getting people to them. Its more of a destination typa thing

[@patfuma2702]

I'm from Boston and live in Arizona. You would have to search high and low to find a pizza out here that reaches the 8s. A 7.9 in Arizona is a must have out here

[@genebigs1749]

Damn, I was rooting for the 8.1! Either way, the owner is a hard working guy who deserves a lot more business.

[@YellowKurt]

He needs to check himself grown man only making pizza for 8 months talking about my life depends on you

[@AnonYmous-ry2jn]

And clearly talented at what he does. Guy totally found his niche. It should happen for the rest of us!!

[@merryequipment]

Ate the whole slice to low ball it. That was an 8.2. Dave is on a sub-eight streak… Holding the people down!

[@WGTBollox]

I think he would've gone w/ the 8.1 if it truly deserved it. He clearly liked the owner and enjoyed the pizza. Props to pres for keeping it real because 7.9 is still a damn good score.

[@Rowsy91]

if he gave out 8s left and right theyd mean nothing Making them rare keeps them valuable

[@chrisdoe3642]

I agree the way he kept eating it, 8.2, the guy who didnt know who he was but wanted to be part of it by sucking up but just it just backfireing on him and Dave hating him really lowered the score

[@MOON_KID]

A pizza that enormous pulls a 7.9? Should have been in the 8s. I bet that's the highest rated pizza of that size in the history of Pizza Reviews

[@YellowKurt]

Why the pity praise for him?

[@ritchie2411]

If the owner is reading this , I am ex Brooklyn living in South Florida and your pizza looks better then anything down here , congrats

[@patrickmccolley676]

Thank you!

[@leonardschell3839]

That crunch at 8:17 was worth the whole video!!

[@desertfairychickres4021]

Hope this place is still rockin! Live in Tucson...2024 Prayers up Pizza dude. God bless you and your business.

[@amber13000]

They are still open and doing good. Joel Hansen, the food eating competitor, just did a video yesterday. He ate 13 slices of the deep dish pizza! He gave it an excellent review and he isn't a huge pizza guy.

[@desertfairychickres4021]

@@amber13000 Blessings!

[@smashingbrandon]

One bite a 10 mins review is unheard of

[@bb-nq5qc]

Dave, you show such heart. I'm moved like everyone else. We appreciate you. Both pies look solid and tasty.

[@mdiggler]

Dave ate a full meal with a single slice. Getting a pizza that big to have crisp is no small feat.

[@kerbygator]

I agree. That looked like a real good pizza. I think I could have ate the whole thing.

[@ElijahHowardHolmes]

That smile Dave made 14 seconds into the video, that's so good to see, I haven't seen him like that, so it's good to know he is great.

[@-ZED1]

I was expecting an 8.1 after Dave going to town on that last slice.

[@gordonnilsen82]

This dude nailed it. Both pizzas looked like really good NY/NJ original pizzas. No fancy crap. No brick ovens. No coal fired/wood fired...just really genuine pizza! And no chintzy, burnt, cracker crust bar pie! This is the real guinea shit when it's done right, not rushed...mangia!

[@nabeelsiddiqui5724]

Dave was nice enough to do a pizza review while taking his daughter out on a shopping spree.

[@Brandon-youtube]

Steve*

[@yamakensugmuhnutz3471]

This is one of the most serious reviews Dave has ever ran into 😂😂

[@kamitebyani5309]

Wow 7.9 that’s huuuuuuuuge score for Arizona . Dave totally enjoyed that slice. I’m gonna try it out when I visit Arizona again.

[@shootforthestars9914]

Dave @ 8:10 - I don't want anymore. Think I want anymore? Also Dave: Can't stop eating the pizza You know that was a good pie

[@philup2212]

I was looking for this comment lmao kept talking about how couldnt eat much because of dinner plans 😂😂😭😭

[@pokethegamingpanda6335]

Joel Just mentioned this review in his recent video. Had to go back in time and watch this!

[@jefftipper9590]

This very well could be a top 10 one bite review. Was laughing my ass off at Instagram dude and wholesome ending was great

[@rudefunk1]

Grande Mozzarella he uses is low in moisture a key to making that crust do its thing to the top without killing the sauce. Looks dope!

[@nkyryry]

That round pie looked incredible. Huge slices, somehow still crispy, giant fluffy crust. Looked like a high 8 low 9 to me.

[@HowToCookTM]

Wow that’s my boy pats spot and always knew he had it in him. Beyond happy for this man. This pizza is worth every minute on the road to enjoy it and worth trying all flavors and toppings. Best in Tucson and AZ for sure.

[@patrickmccolley676]

Thank you!!!

[@jrod1591]

@@patrickmccolley676 bout to move to Tucson and was like “I need to find a good pizza place.” Looks like I found it!

[@lucasblanchard47]

Dave really wanted to give that round pie an 8.0 but that’s a rookie score, everybody knows the rules.

[@johncampbell9107]

If I ever stop in Tuscon AZ I'm definitely grabbing a square and round pie from there. Dave couldn't put that second slice down. Both pies looked phenomenal. Definitely a must try

[@wrenlinwhitelight3007]

We know if Dave's pizza review is longer than 4 minutes, there's gonna be some hilarious content with the public. I'm here for it. Btw Loved you on the Joe Rogan podcast last week! The best podcasts in recent memory on his side.

[@JonParrYucatan]

That mall food court is gonna get packed with people ordering pizza! Dave can change a business with just a 10 minute review.

[@michaelpayne8102]

Damn, who would have guessed a food court in Tucson had great pizza. 2 styles and they both looked great (better then the average place). If a mall in area had those I’d be getting pizza at the mall.

[@powdermik]

Hello from Vermont. The fact that a food court pizza made a score above 5 is amazing. Both of those pies were 8.2 in my book . To the owners if you read this, absolutely amazing looking pies keep it up . If the food Court doesn't pan out open somewhere else, don't give up ! Next time I am in Arizona I look you guys up . Be proud of what you are all doing !!!

[@patrickmccolley676]

Thank you!!!

[@kinggzz]

dave, we watch you in surround sound dolby digital, we could hear the score dave... 7.9!! that slice sounded awesome! thanks dave!

[@RikerLovesWorf]

Interesting how you can tell from someone's voice, eyes, body language, mannerisms, and word choice that they're authentic and genuine. I bet you anything that this guy had rehearsed in his head a million times what he'd say if Portnoy came to his shop, about grains, cheeses, 72 hour ferments, etc. You can tell he's got that fire inside him.

[@loveinthematrix]

Damn that’s a thorough compliment

[@NorthEast]

Sometimes the heart of Dave shows up major in these reviews. It's great that someone is out actually there helping these owners provide. ♥

[@kyles5513]

So funny how he openly talks down to his camera guy for not doing his job all the time

[@cornerof12th48]

One of the best in a while, owner seemed like a really down to earth guy. And the pizza looked killer!

[@sanzoro]

I was thinking the same thing... That owner was truly grateful, as everyone is, but he just had a bit more..

[@youngorangee]

I wanna go there one day, Im from New Jersey

[@RiceHatSamurai]

Always low key wishing the reviews were longer. Let's enjoy this 10 minute video

[@morantrent67]

What's crazy is at the end of the day, the owner was serious bc to him it is serious. This is his livlihood. On top of that, genuine and fierce as shown on camera. I think that 7.9 is motivation to keep moving forward. Shit's validated now, big guy. Keep at it. 10 months in and you scratched an 8.2 that dave did you a little dirty on. Solid shit.

[@smo202]

That thick square pizza looks amazing!!!

[@derstilleabonnierer]

Man, that owner was awesome. With a voice and aura like this, you gotta take people there, love it

[@avfc1985]

Dave is the real boss of Instagram. Everybody knows the rules!

[@thestrangeman069]

Im from Chicago, we have our own style over here. But if I ever find myself in the Tucson area, I’ll definitely try this place out! Owner is genuine and humble, & the pizza looks great!

[@bigbuck4181]

Steve eats 17 pizzas a day but can’t shake 2 Mexican restaurants, everybody knows the rules

[@davedyall8332]

Owner is a solid cat with humility to boot. Pizza looks solid. I hope he prospers!!!

[@danielplusthrash]

This guy's gotta get a little spot outside of the mall with a couple pinball machines and cold beer on tap. Those pies looked and sounded on point

[@christiansullivan94]

So pumped that you’re out here in AZ doing reviews!! If you ever make it out here again there are 2 really good/cool spots in Southeast Arizona ( about an hour 1/2 from Tucson ). Best I’ve had in AZ! Screaming Banshee Pizza in Bisbee ( Bisbee’s epic little town, I’d be shocked if you guys didn’t like that place ) & Pizzeria Mimosa in Sierra Vista! Hopefully you could give those places a try someday; plus that part of the state is beautiful!… The Mexican food in Tucson is unbelievable though, hope you still had an appetite to try it out🤣

[@altoid18]

Steve Zuckerberg with an amazing job running Instagram pizza reviews

[@ogion539]

I like the intro of ol' man pres walking through the food court with pizza while the italian music plays in the background

[@MysteriousMM]

7.9 is a great score for someone only in the pizza game for 8 months. Imagine after 8 years, I see it in the high 8’s😊

[@benvasilinda9729]

Dude so deserved those great scores. His place is going blow up after this review and he will be in a mansion by the end of the year. Dave saved this man’s life. Everyone knows the rules!

[@randmiller88]

I would be over the moon if my food court pizza looked that good. The mall's about to get a lot busier!

[@hirefoo2605]

When you think of food courts, you think of fast food. This guy shop is a diamond in the rough. Leave the mall and open shop. You are now officially approved by the man him himself , Mr. Pizza. Good luck and keep killing it!

[@Schacal6666]

U can count the 10 minute or longer reviews at one hand everybody knows the rules! Lets get snacks and enjoy watching

[@emmanueludoh77]

I have never wanted to hear 8.1 so badly in my life!! Missed it by that much!

[@fireside9503]

The suspense is killing me waiting for score on the second one. Holy shit did it look meaty, had crisp too. Beautiful looking pie.

[@SquareLimit]

I used to work with pat! We were both waiters. Good shit pat! Congratulations!

[@pceconi]

steve does a great job on the instagram

[@damianholguin9438]

As someone who lives in Tucson, I'll have to check that place out next time I'm at that mall

[@ericblankenship17]

This pizza review ... hands down. Better then the superbowl this year🍕🍕

[@dcardoso44]

One of the best owners. Hands down. Solid guy!

[@ryanf7362]

Man that pizza looked amazing. Both the square and round. 🍕

[@VaderVlogs125]

Im going there right now before it gets packed and getting me a pizza, i always pass it and never stopped by. Its probably going to have huge lines now thanks to this review.

[@MrScubajsb]

I love seeing the good reviews. Knowing ppl will be going and trying the pizza. Awesome

[@stefansommer3579]

Dave going straight for the slice with the biggest bubble, everybody knows the rules.

[@ronyeahright9536]

when he crunched that burnt bubble, i thought for sure that was gonna clinch an 8.1

[@stefansommer3579]

@@ronyeahright9536 He might have rated it a 7.9 but he ate it like an 8.1

[@ruhyen]

I absolutely hate looking up places like this and seeing that they've closed.

[@mealsonwheels4970]

that pizza looked slammin. that food court is gonna be BUSY AS FUCK.

[@D9v9g9]

This is actually the best review yet

[@CyoUNxtTuesdayy]

Get this man into a legit pizza shop

[@squareduppizza]

We're working on it

[@SpinalChamp]

@@squareduppizza You do a good job on your Instagram

[@LifeSparkLounge]

@@squareduppizza both those pies looked fantastic my man, if i wasnt freezing my ass off in winnipeg canada and was in tucson id definitely be checking your place out! keep up the good work

[@squareduppizza]

@@LifeSparkLounge thank you so much… stay warm my friend.

[@squareduppizza]

@@SpinalChamp thank you so much. That means more than you know!!

[@MH-bb4fl]

I only saw this review about 3 months ago. I live pretty close and I went and tried it. Best slice in Arizona. I've been back 3 times in 2 weeks. That cheese round is to die for. They even source the water for their pizzas and sodas from New York. I dunno what difference that makes but the cheese round is 🔥

[@TimechainSolutions]

That round was an 8 flat and Dave knew it. But no rookie scores. Everybody knows the rules.

[@michaelmcnamarajr2815]

I was literally thinking he was gonna say "alright, everyone knows I don't do this, but 8.0" Prolly woulda stuck out as one of his biggest reviews since hes never done a rookie score

[@duluthdjs2588]

na it was a 7.8. he did the old round up there

[@SpinalChamp]

@@michaelmcnamarajr2815 He's given several 8s and 8.0s before

[@Galactic123]

Took FOREVER to eat that round slice. You know he was jumping back and forth between 7.9 and 8.1 the whole time he was chewing.

[@applyandprosper]

Those 2 pies looked scrumptious. I may fly out to Arizona just to try them.

[@patrickmccolley676]

Pull up!!!!

[@AkioWasRight]

I mean, if Zuckerberg were older, bearded and ate about 47 pizza slices a week, he really would look like Dave.

[@brendanmcsherry3143]

This was a great review Dave!!! Helping the little guy get on the Map!!!🎉😎👍

[@gardnmi]

Dave saving the mall, everyone knows the rules.

[@D.H.1987]

Everybody*

[@ayb2522]

When he opened the box, that round pizza looked incredible. Should have given the 8.1