What the emperor would do if he woke up. 1: Scratch his everything 2: write a letter to the Inquisition telling them they are all fired 3: rename the Space Wolves to the Space Corgies 4: Use the Ultramarines plot armour to effect
@walterclements89055 жыл бұрын
Jayden Harris Yo he will be mad
@SIyMarbo5 жыл бұрын
Original space Corgi Ein from cowboy bebop He will be made Primarch
@inkedseahear5 жыл бұрын
He probably sent the Ultrasmurfs to fix him up in the first place
@thunberbolttwo39534 жыл бұрын
5 Outlaw the imperial faith. 6 Bring back the imperial truth.
@maksymilians9314 жыл бұрын
And go for some Tacos as his first meal
@Kurai_694207 жыл бұрын
TFW you want a world of atheists but u become a god instead.
@eligio79077 жыл бұрын
DovahSpy lol
@samiamtheman73797 жыл бұрын
Ironic.
@quintoncraig92997 жыл бұрын
You may think that's ironic, try doing everything to oppose God's plans only to become and replace them.
@ODSTrookieful6 жыл бұрын
Agnostics*
@Chronically_ChiII6 жыл бұрын
An atheist can be agnostic or he can be gnostic. Same goes for theists.
@asfm27 жыл бұрын
I remember this from "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device".
@DaSpineLessFish6 жыл бұрын
The Imperial Vocaloid
@johnnys83937 жыл бұрын
If the emperor returned and arose from the golden throne I could see a massive civil war breaking out between the emperor/those who know what he is vs the ecclisarchy that would not want to lose their stranglehold on countless millions of people and so would call the returned emperor an impostor. That would make for a great story.
@POATARAP6 жыл бұрын
Remember the Primarchs that are loyal to the emperor are awaiting his call
@ianmaluk15 жыл бұрын
This might happen sooner than you think, what with Guilliman's return; as The Ecclisarchy is now plotting to try and subvert Guilliman's rule.
@xxlCortez5 жыл бұрын
The ecclesiarchy vs all the Astartes and Emperor loyalist is a rather lost cause.
@anonymouscommenter75785 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest, if this happened, he’d find a way to revive Sanguinius and Lion El’Johnson. Leman Russ and Jagati Khan would return from their side quest and so begins the The Great Crusade No.2, now with more gore, more bloodshed and more figures for you to buy!!
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
The Inquisition commits mass suicide in confusion
@liamowenimbriolo40897 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don't blame him for hating his Imperium. That's why I think that the "If the Emperor had a text-to-speech device" does his reactions so well, even if its more comedic than warhammer 40k is.
@BOBthieBomber7 жыл бұрын
LIAM OWEN IMBRIOLO I love that series.
@miriamluthi13067 жыл бұрын
Basically hwndu 2.0
@eoghan-uk9yi6 жыл бұрын
it also does his reactions well because it portrays him as someone who acts like a god but doesn't want to be worshipped and pretty much refuses to understand humans on a deeper level
@bossshun95 жыл бұрын
Top reasons why he would hate the Imperium Of Man now: Simple. 1: Humanity isn't using their brains to promote logic, reason, and science. (In other words, he made the empire into an age where science and technology advances are the more best choices to use than let fear, ignorance, or religious beliefs be the guiding idea.) 2: Instead of promoting the best of humanity based on skills, gifts and insight, people are advancing due to birth right, popularity, and or favoritism. (Why not let people who are intelligent and wise lead than let cowards and bigotry be in charge?) 3: The most important one (I believe) is why has humanity allowed the idea of worshiping him as a God be the main focus. Sure, believe in him as a person of great might that did things many humans couldn't, but don't worship him as a God.
@alphariusfuze80894 жыл бұрын
Human technology is terrifying the galaxy...pr though our mental development is always the weakest
@bossshun94 жыл бұрын
@@alphariusfuze8089 you lost me a little. Please, elaborate if you will and do be thorough.
@alphariusfuze80894 жыл бұрын
@@bossshun9 Hello there, never thought will reply Lmao, just ignored that :P
@angrysammich57627 жыл бұрын
I think if Emps came back the first thing he would do would not be abolish the Inquisition and Ecclisiarchy. Because you can never waste good meatshields.
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
Angry Sammich just send them out en masse like Ork horde
@bryan0x054 жыл бұрын
I think both groups have had really important roles in holding the imperium together, I think if big E got off his bum he might admit he was wrong about some things.
@MrCouchmen2 жыл бұрын
Sisters of battle would be disbanded and transfered to Imperial Guard as medics. Emperor confiscates the wealth of the Ecclisiarchy and give it as a gift to Imperial citizens. Then will start ,,The Terran trials,,.The Inquisition and Ecclisiarchy will end up very badly. The Inquisition will be transformed to ,,Ordo Xenos,,.+ I.G needs battle suits.
@kersey27347 жыл бұрын
Smash that exterminatus... I mean like button.
@eng3d5 жыл бұрын
fucking heretic
@comradetonk82805 жыл бұрын
The dislike bottom deploys troops for a parade. The like botton drops them Into a chamber filled with tzeentian maths teachers who have devoted themselves to erasing creativity and making the most boring talks possible, which slowly kills the listener.
@MrCouchmen2 жыл бұрын
Uninstall Exterminatus program.
@lonereaper42877 жыл бұрын
Although being filthy xenos the emperor could possibly tolerate the tau due to their philosophical idea of the greater good a unifying idea that all interpret differently but does not have a single truth, not to mention the tech the tau have as well to boot would also make them a useful thing to have even if your eventually purge them or limit their population, not to mention they are essentially all blanks and have a minimal connection to the warp
@shadow36755 жыл бұрын
Huh would put that with the eldar first seeing they actually been able to work together when it really counts.
@cdgamer73062 жыл бұрын
Emperor would come back and facepalm when he realizes Tau got closer to what he envisioned for humanity than humans did.
@mitchjames93502 жыл бұрын
The whole filthy xeno talk is not the emperors but the corrupt who took over from him. Races like the Tau have the respect of the Ultramarines and are tolerated by them, same with the Eldar who have thought of using the Tau to fight Chaos as they can’t be tainted and they have those sick rail guns. I doubt the Emperor will risk limiting or purging the Tau as they are already a small dot in the galaxy and represent more of his values and ideals plus they can’t be tainted by chaos which he will see as a very useful trait.
@goldietheswagbear82882 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the emperor had something to do with the tau's fast technological advancements The ethereals did kinda turn up out of nowhere, though the emperor wouldn't like the mind control the ethereals do to the other casts, so maybe the emperor doesn't have anything to do with it
@Error-zp5cp2 жыл бұрын
@@shadow3675 The imperium and the Tau have fought battle agaunst necrons or tyranids succesfully too
@leroyjenkins48117 жыл бұрын
Question: What would the Emperor do to actually eliminate the Mechanicus' monopoly on science and technology and encourage normal people to learn and improve existing tech? I know the Emperor hates religious dogma of any kind, but what would he do to bring such a large organization to heel? The Mechanicus has turned technology into a stagnant religion (even worse than before the crusade) and humanity is not any better for it.
@carso15007 жыл бұрын
Joe Cool Ally with the tau
@vicktornguyen64887 жыл бұрын
Maybe but i think he couldn't do it out right with the mech because they belie ve in the omi....omi.... well you get the point before the unification wars (if i am no mistaken)..... tau again maybe or he could just outright invade them because THEY DON'T FIGHT IN ZOGGGING MELEE
@carso15007 жыл бұрын
Vicktor Nguyễn nah i'm sure the emperor would happily ally with the tau, he would be impress of their philosophy in the greater good and i'm pretty sure he would find their inmunity to the chaos really usefull
@leroyjenkins48117 жыл бұрын
carso1500 Nah, he wouldn't ally with the Tau. He's gotta get his house in order first (the Imperium) before he can even think about allying with anybody. I still don't think he would anyway. The Imperium is still quite xenophobic. But, the Mechanicus needs to go. They've become religious fanatics to technology, so much so that they've forgotten to create anything new. I doubt even most of the tech priest even know why anything works anymore. At the same time, the Emperor has to keep them around in some form. Otherwise, who would take care of the technology the Imperium currently has? You know, Belasarius Cawl would be considered a heretic for creating the Primaris Marines if it wasn't for the fact that Guilliman is around. Otherwise, Cawl would catch hell from his peers. The rest of the Mechanicus might have even tried to kill him. The fact that he had to keep his work a secret for almost ten thousand years says a lot.
@vicktornguyen64887 жыл бұрын
Joe Cool well like i said the mech is the first problem then the inquisition then the imperial cult and if Emps say being revive same way as Guilliman was then might be an alliance between them or at least a truce the Tau well maybe I mean Emps can use his power to "become their greater goods" (TTS)
@LabTech417 жыл бұрын
Two points that struck me, which might enhance this piece: 1 - When the Emperor went to the last church and spoke with the last priest, the priest basically told him that it wasn't WHAT people believed that matters, it's that they believe in something, period. Absent any gods, Humanity would just invent others to replace the ones that were destroyed. The Emperor, being an atheist to his bones, couldn't understand this concept, and simply thought that the Imperial Truth would be sufficient to turn Humanity away from religion and superstition forever. It was the Emperor ignoring the priest's insight about human nature that ultimately allowed the events of the Horus Heresy to unfold. 2 - The Emperor knew about the Cult Mechanicus's belief in the machine spirit/Omnissiah, but chose to permit it to exist separate from the Imperial Truth and the Imperium, because at that time during the early Crusade, the Emperor was in dire need of the Mechanicum's production infrastructure on Mars, and thus allowed them to keep much of their former culture and beliefs so long as they otherwise submitted to Imperial rule and oversight. One imagines that had the Horus Heresy not happened, eventually the Emperor would've taken steps to bring them into line with the Imperial Truth, but the opportunity never arose.
@mitchjames93502 жыл бұрын
He probably adopt the greater good mantra of the Tau which is a belief but not religious or dogmatic and use that as his belief for the Imperium. The only set back is the greater good encompasses all life in the Galaxy/Universe and not just humanity except those that are evil/chaos intent like the Necrons, Chaos Marines/Imperial Guards, Orcs and the Tyranids etc. So he would have to join an alliance with the Tau and form a council to spread the greater good etc.
@samuelbenefiel53627 жыл бұрын
I think the emperor's spirit saw the regressive stat the imperium has become and thus evolved into the Tau Ethereal Caste in order to start a new empire we now know as the Tau Empire.
@deltahunter48106 жыл бұрын
Samuel Benefiel ohhhhhh Heresy
@goldietheswagbear82882 жыл бұрын
Though the emperor doesn't like mind control, while he does have the ability to mind control people he value free will The ethereals has some mind control over the other casts to make them follow the whole for the greater good
@demon_xd_ Жыл бұрын
THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON -Captain-General “Kitten’
@brightglory57347 жыл бұрын
We haven't had enough shouting and threats in the comments yet, heresy.
@crwydryny7 жыл бұрын
heresy? HERESY YOU SAY! i'll show you heresy (hijacks an imperial fleet and begins an exterminatus on holy tera)
@MrExDArte7 жыл бұрын
The biggest heresy here is that you think you can even fathom how to operate the glorious planet-slaying gift of the God Emperor that is the Emperor Class Battleship.
@soulvanquisher15 жыл бұрын
Emperor preserve us
@travisdavis9607 жыл бұрын
Suggestion: 40 facts on Kitten
@Sammie10534 жыл бұрын
1) adorable 2) fucked a Tau 3) really, REALLY good at children's card games 4) skin is sort of brownish
@thisisjohnny56374 жыл бұрын
@@Sammie1053 5) didn't squat enough
@Terror-sk9nj4 жыл бұрын
@@Sammie1053 2) fucked a Tau That is not f*kin canon
@insaneAquacaster7 жыл бұрын
3 Reasons why this is Heresy
@lordcommanderklaus16367 жыл бұрын
Chewbacca - disrespecting his creations is heresy
@lordcommanderklaus16367 жыл бұрын
Chewbacca - disrespecting the emperor's history is heresy
@insaneAquacaster7 жыл бұрын
Becouse they had to. Its not easy to manage the Imperium and religion is easier than open minded people who question everything. I mein they gotta wage war against literally everything
@brightglory57347 жыл бұрын
Refusing to acknowledge this heresy is heresy.
@lordcommanderklaus16367 жыл бұрын
Chewbacca - wait then who built the fucking imperium then because I refuse to believe that anyone else but the emperor built the imperium
@fatguyfrommy84217 жыл бұрын
#MagnusDidNothingWrong #JusticeForMagnus
@pnp0720007 жыл бұрын
DIO BrandOOO #SanguiniusLivesMatter!!! Horus in a blanket, fry him like bacon!!!
@Incubator8597 жыл бұрын
DIO BrandOOO Magnus was the reason why the barrier guarding the materium and immaterium in the golden throne was destroyed and the emperor had to sit on it for eternity in order to keep the warp creatures at bay.
@KamenRiderAnt7 жыл бұрын
That's not why he's on the throne. Not the main reason at least. Magnus was supposed to end up on it. Still could if the fluff were to go that way.
@Animoos207 жыл бұрын
Sniper2008009 well if he had actually told his sons what he was doing on terra, maybe that wouldn't have happened
@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_7 жыл бұрын
Magnus fucked up. I thought the boy to be smarter than this, exceptional psychic potential, only to be tricked like a child from the forces of Chaos.
@robertopompa_7 жыл бұрын
Sponsored by Chaos!!!
@chris_24137 жыл бұрын
Question: Could it be there are forces at work in the imperium doing all they can to keep the emperor trapped on the golden throne instead of figuring a way to close the portal and bring the emperor back?
@zanir23873 жыл бұрын
Doubtful, even they don't know how to replicate the tech of the throne, less how to do what you say...
@grenith_54177 жыл бұрын
At this point the Imperium is basically just "Chaos Lite", being just as vile and corrupted as any Chaos worshippers yet blinded and ignorant of their own fall. If anything I could see the Imperium inadvertently responsible for causing a collapse of the current universe, mirroring the chained together series of events that led to Chaos destroying the original Warhammer setting. Which also raises a question in my mind, what if the Imperium (like the highest of highest branches of it's leadership) is purposefully keeping the Emperor unable to return? Maybe all the stories about his body being unable to sustain him is actually a lie and he is actually being kept in stasis and harnessed for his power/symbolism.
@StevenCarriere7 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite video you have done yet, seriously. The God emperor was Naive but he got shit done. If Wh40k ever got to the point of 'End Times' style apocalypse and he walked again, the astronomicon gone dark, the Daemon Primarchs running amok, worlds falling to chaos as the traitor legions still navigate the warp and strike ruthlessly at the hearts of unsuspecting worlds within a crippled imperium at an unholy rate. I could see a new Imperium hammered out of this dark age from the survivors of such an event led by the Living Emperor and his remaining Primarchs in an isolated sector of the Galaxy with a forgeworld and Orbital shipyard at their disposal. But who knows, we or this hobby may die never knowing the cannon answer to that possibility :P
@theironsheik12177 жыл бұрын
I find your lack of faith in the Emperor to be deeply disturbing. An Inquisitor will be seeing you shortly to talk to you about your misguided beliefs.
@InsanoBinLooney7 жыл бұрын
"Breaks skull on extermanutus button."
@dwaugh22157 жыл бұрын
"Brand me a heretic all you like, but the Emperor truly would never wanted this!"
@franciosdeaeruiu75557 жыл бұрын
Pastor Steven Anderson i was requested?
@theironsheik12177 жыл бұрын
These filthy alien loving devils are guilty of collaborating with xenos and demon worship!
@franciosdeaeruiu75557 жыл бұрын
I see. if they wish to collaborate with xenos animals, then they shall die like them too. AD MORTEM! DEUS IMPERATOR VULT! NON NOBUS DOMINE!
@beansythebear38347 жыл бұрын
Suggestion-The space wolves, salamanders and Iron hands would probably become his main force and I'd assume when Russ returns (I play wolves he's coming back I promise) he would possibly become the new warmaster. The real loyal legions and the custodes would purge the empire Of The imperial cult, he would improve average living conditions and save humanity from themselves. In conclusion he'd restrengthen the military (and would push abadon back to the warp) would save imperial people and improve living conditions and finally he'd abolish the cult kill the current inquisition and ecleasiarchy To Help in the reformation Of The army and the people not to mention he'd encourage standard education and advance Science.
@JC-tp8zg7 жыл бұрын
I think it would be fascinating to have the emperor come back to all of this. I can already imagine the conflict and tension it would bring, what with his ideas of a better future and the fanatical state of the imperium.
@patrik93284 жыл бұрын
Imagine what Emperor would say to his subjects "Damnit humanity, i rather hang out with Tau"
@radheksabintangakbar8627 жыл бұрын
with all of his superpowers, the emperor could actually prevent the event that made the imperium is today. he could simply ordered exterminatus on colchis, so the lorgar and his followers would not survive to spread the imperial cult. secondly, he should have told the primarchs about his webway project, so horus would not be angry to the emperor, thus horus heresu would not occur. finally, the emperor should continue to purge all religion and superstitious beliefs accross the galaxy and replace them with secular imperial truth. those are things that i think should be done by the emperor to elevate humanity.
@radheksabintangakbar8627 жыл бұрын
Strasznik it could be, since emperor was so secretive about everything. he might had done all of this to ascend to godhood.
@jerec12677 жыл бұрын
Radheksa Bintang Akbar well hindsight is 20/20 we have no way of knowing what would have happened if he done those things If he had called exterminatus on Colchis imagine what that would do to the other primarchs. He murdered one of his sons for the sole reason of they were religious. A heresy would break out as soon as word was released probably led by magnus (being lorgars best friend) Konrad,angron,perturabo,hell even robute might join out of guilt and Horus and maybe even vulkan out of fear of being discarded like lorgar was. Now imagine the actual heresy but give the traitors the resources of imperium secundus and the full might of magnus and his pyskers. It would be worse than the actual heresy and probably still be raging today, while nuking lorgar seems like a good idea we have no way of knowing what the consequence of that would be. As for telling about the webway angron would have a fucking bitchfit because weak xenos tech. Perturabo would be that annoying kid constantly wanting to help and magnus would accelerate his studies of the immaterium realising he would sit on the golden toilet for the rest of his days. Hell might even rebel for realising he's just a tool.
@CypherErrant7 жыл бұрын
Jerec 12 So....you after all this time.......you are still active.
@Malik3147 жыл бұрын
Consider the warning the last holy man of Terra gave the emperor. It came to fruition and more. We may thank the emperors ignorance of how mankind works and his rediculous arrogance for what happened. Just because the emperor had the biggest sticks and got to make the rules did not make his ideas beyond reproach.
@harkonen10000007 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure Exterminatus was yet a thing. Konrad performed the very first Exterminatus on his own homeworld as he was falling to Chaos.
@colemanwalsh74777 жыл бұрын
the emperor seriouly nees to return at some point in the offical lore of warhmmer 40k it would be cool
@meganerd147 жыл бұрын
To watch this actually happen, I watch "If the emperor had a text to speech device" I find it hilariously accurate
@informationyes7 жыл бұрын
The Emporer would be so pissed he would falcon punch the nearest Cardinal strait into the warp
@ecki747 жыл бұрын
The Emperor does not see the Primarchs or the Spacemarines as his sons. He states in ADB's "Master of Mankind" that the Primarchs are only usefull tools to a purpose. He even resents them because they strive for glory and recognition. There is no doubt he would discard the Primarchs and the Spacemarines as soon as possible like he did with the Thunder Warriors of the Unification Wars.
@trikarrotops11837 жыл бұрын
Ironic that their methods to prevent chaos, actually help spread chaos.
@heuvelke10652 жыл бұрын
Yes true but then again there will always be ppl who turn to the darkside. Nurgle alone woule recruit a lot. Humans prefer to stay alive, free of pain and no death.
@KingFlameHawk7 жыл бұрын
So much Heresy. So little time.
@TheWarmachine3756 жыл бұрын
What did you expect? The Imperium fucked themselves into fanatical bitchy triggered assholes.
@theinquisition77 жыл бұрын
1.) Psychicly bitchslap the Ecclesiarch and tell him to spread his new messages on how he wants things to run. 2.) Reform the Inquisition, purge those who do not follow with those that do. 3.) Get ahold of Guilliman and send their forces to Terra. 4.) Re-educate the Adeptus Mechanicus with future(or past?) tech and that tech heresy is chill for the most part. 5.) Might be a little...TTS but try and reconcile Magnus, he fucked up, yeah, but him being a traitor primarch was out of necessity for survival. (at the same time bitchslap Tzeentch) 6.) Begin the Crusade of Imperial Truth, gunship diplomacy on most main worlds, and forcing others back in line. 7) Assist the reformed ecclesiarchy with worlds under civil war. Let beaurocracy spread the rest of the message to the other worlds. 8.) No idea what the fuck to do with Shrine Worlds......if they don't listen to the Emperor then they'll probably be the most fucked of up dissidents, possibly falling to chaos....under the chaos.
@lordcommanderklaus16367 жыл бұрын
where is the remaining inquisitors when you need them to declare extermantus on a heretical video
@terran40466 жыл бұрын
probably abusing and bulling the populace in the imperial hive worlds
@walterclements89055 жыл бұрын
Empror of man: wakes up Empepror: WHAT THE F**** (fr*CK) PPL WAT R U DOING 😤😡😡😡
@darammash7 жыл бұрын
Good video, answering the harder questions that most wouldn't go out of their way to answer
@АнтонВолков-д7л7 жыл бұрын
He was but a pawn in the Great Plot... Maybe, after returning he would be a little bit shocked wih how easily his plans and creed were crushed. Anything, playing with an experienced player is better than playing with those stubborn idiots, that beleive they know everything and yet know nothing... Yes, No, Maybe, indeed.
@SandmansHate7 жыл бұрын
You like saying a lot of random stuff to sound smart, huh? Sometimes I like to say "Gabba Goo!" and feel like a Mafioso. What's this frickin gabba goo doing over hereeee?
@АнтонВолков-д7л7 жыл бұрын
mad hatter, You ask me a quiestion, but you don't ask me with respect, you don't offer friendship, amigo. And, uh, I am seing you are afraid to insult me directly. I say, what I like to say, think, what I like to think and do, what I like to do. You are talking about imagining being a Mafioso, but there is one major problem, my friend. Mafia is real, Warhammer universe is not. Nothing stops me from imagining myself being more powerful, than I actually am. Though I am doing it with enough respect. Any universe is going around some rules, and I abide by them. If a boon of Tzeentch is likely to do some overanalyzing, say some clever words and act as a bearer of wisdom - so be it. I do not imagine myself being a demon, I'm playing a demon's role, while I like it. Haveth you some doubts about mine sincerity, or if you cal me a (insert some curses) hater, remember It's not personal. It's strictly business.
@drake96347 жыл бұрын
Антон Волков Tzeentch wannabe
@lordinquisitorsec75327 жыл бұрын
drake9634 An Inquisitor will be visiting you shortly or they will not. Yes No Maybe. Yes they will be visiting you shortly.
@alonelyperson60317 жыл бұрын
FREAKING NERD !!!
@jarrottanderson97285 жыл бұрын
Now I want to see a storyline where the Emperor comes back to humanity to utter in a new age for the imperium
@jeanlucncoelho7 жыл бұрын
In summary: watch text to speech
@Masonicon7 жыл бұрын
you forget thst the blood that he and his men spills during great crusade does very good job feeding chaos gods he fought against
@biggrundo66677 жыл бұрын
Don't forget, that the science behind the creation of the primarchs was given to the emperor by the ruinous powers, then he pulled a sneaky dine and dash.
@TurKlack6 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't suprise me if the Highlords of Terror/Terra would injure the Emperor once more only to have a puppet figure at the head that cannot act, or even talk to anyone.
@morte25047 жыл бұрын
this is why Malal is the best god
@stopaskingforrealnames38536 жыл бұрын
dont worry, nalal AND malal don't exist.
@lukethegamingkiwi6627 жыл бұрын
it would be soo funny if the emperor is reawakened and here's of the Tau's greater good and tells the imperuim and the astartes that they should also follow the greater good and therefore the Tau empire and the imperium of man could possibly fuse and becomes the Tau Imperium of man or something like that it would be hilarious
@lukethegamingkiwi6627 жыл бұрын
and hears of) sorry had a typo there
@Chronically_ChiII6 жыл бұрын
Bartek Draszewski Some tweaks here and there with a dash of skepticism and the Greater good would be pretty dope instead of an oppressive dogma.
@randomnerd42116 жыл бұрын
The Tau Imperium
@chasegriffin52056 жыл бұрын
Luke thegamingkiwi that would also be one seriously powerful military/cultural/technological super power group
@adorablecenturion84365 жыл бұрын
Just Tau Imperium would work
@An_Imperial_Guard.5 жыл бұрын
There is a long ass list on Reddit that depicts everything he will do if he comes back.
@bingolos90634 жыл бұрын
*The Emperor of Mankind woke up Tau Empire and their Greater Good: Allow us to introduce ourselves
@TheNightWatcher13857 жыл бұрын
What the emperor failed to realize is that humans naturally develop and crave religious beliefs.
@Nordique7777 жыл бұрын
Yep, and that's why the Imperial Truth is stupid, its hard to unite people over logic and science, there is a reason why even though Aristotle and Socrates were incredibly influential and important the Greek city states never fought wars to defend their philosophies nor united because of them.
@SpartanM237 жыл бұрын
You seems to forgot he is the mother fucking emperor. If people keep praise him, all he has to do is to destroy their church as soon as he can left the throne
@SpartanM237 жыл бұрын
Max777 The emperor want to elevate humanity. To becoming like him. And religion is not helping only regressing. So if he had to do what he do on Terra long ago with religion, so be it
@Thevoidcallsme6 жыл бұрын
SpartanM23 the only way humans can become like him is by have a 1000 souls cramed into them. Delusional.
@Chronically_ChiII6 жыл бұрын
Bernard Well this is a magical world, soo it's not that delusional.
@synovialpig99837 жыл бұрын
HERESY! IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR CALL EXTERMINATUS.
@godofwarhammer76555 жыл бұрын
KILL EM!!!!!!
@mharjharjarauct7 жыл бұрын
Question!!! Can an Imperial Guard commander, with his Commissar, travel world to world picking up mixed survivors of the Imperial Guard forces and using them as they are, a ragtag army of veterans and the broken minded; and what would be the issues with this idea. I am building an Imperial Guard using this as their back story. My army has a tech priest has made makeshift vehicles from the wrecks of other Imperials and the guard's foes. Due to their lack of resources. I am converting a wrecked Space Marine Dreadnought into a a bulky sentinel! Lol
@stevenmeyers68817 жыл бұрын
Alamaekius Delacorin that a cool idea i would love to see photos
@flaviomonteiro14147 жыл бұрын
Alamaekius Delacorin What a nice theme man... Share some photos please
@ls2000767 жыл бұрын
Alamaekius Delacorin send pics pls
@Terenin7 жыл бұрын
This could be awesome, but such an army would NOT be loyal and surely would get ZERO help. Virtually everything you mention here goes against Imperial doctrine. Such a force would have to be independent, fighting for themselves first and foremost, they would need to raid and steal from both planets, ships and stations belonging to anyone they can hit just to survive, and recruitment have to be done by agents among the general population of less loyal worlds who want a slightly better life, ergo, not religious centers or highly defended population-centers like hive worlds, but more lightly defended agri worlds, mining worlds and the like, fringe areas that are more universal, and not well defended. If they did otherwise, the Imperial Guard, Imperial Navy, any and all Space Marines, and all PDF's would be easily able to severely deplete their numbers or outright defeat them. You won't need to have this force loyal to Chaos, but they can NOT be loyalists. It would never fly in the face of lore.
@mharjharjarauct7 жыл бұрын
Terenin I knew that they would be seen as not loyal, yet they believe themselves to be loyal. Similar circumstances that the Soul Drinkers faced. But, I have a 'special' elites choice- that is within lore- Cypher with the Fallen. This lends credence to the fact that they would be seen as serving the ruinous powers, but is cypher truely chaos? Is The Emperor not chaos?? The Emperor is fed a million souls of psykers daily, brought to Terra on the Black Ships. Does this make it seem as the Emperor is not loyal? Besides, Space Marines would deuce out a brick if they saw a dreadnaught turned into a walker such as a malformed Sentinel. That and see a whole heap of Zombies (extremely low grade servitors) as warriors. Read: Jaq Draco trilogy. Soul Drinkers trilogy. Look up the Relictors chapter. All loyal, but seen as verging on Chaos.
@Darksmirk17 жыл бұрын
QUESTION: Do you think the Emperor aided in the evolution of the T'au? Maybe his disappointment caused by his fellow humans? Maybe even with the Help of The Laughing God?
@Author_Paluthor5 жыл бұрын
The Imperial Guard would have varying degrees of confusion
@KrautGoesWild7 жыл бұрын
Okay! Let´s brew a Titan-sized cup of Primarch-strength coffee, roast a mountain of Fenrisian Kraken-Bacon AND WAKE THAT GUY UP, DAMMIT!!! Looks to me like the persons that have an even greater interest in keeping the Emperor locked up in the Golden Throne are the Chaos Gods themselves...
@skogstjuven7 жыл бұрын
The Emperor points, and we obey, Through the warp and far away.
@daniels_03993 жыл бұрын
O'r many worlds and many stars, The galaxy is only ours Our Emperor points, and we obey, Trough the warps and far away. Tis all honor to get in life Tis high respect and a right cause For humans everywhere we fight Trough countless war and endless strife.
@grbe41997 жыл бұрын
Question do you think that the fallen legions do you think that they would return to the emperor and aid him in destroying the old ways
@Quarataia7 жыл бұрын
If you scream "heresy!" When someone does something new, has a different opinion, tries to talk before shooting means you are being futile and stupid, you are going against the emperor's plan, you are the wrong one here. - Sarsacal, former imperial guard, killed at 27,763, now as a warp spirit fighting for the emperor, even being hated by him and being tempted by the gods of chaos, remains true to his conviction.
@commmander646 жыл бұрын
Lucas da Costa Silva amen
@Judokasting7 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to read the story of 40K but with the Emperor's return, just to see what would happen and maybe bring some much needed good to this Universe.
@LillyLimRo7 жыл бұрын
Could you guys do some top 10 lists? Like 10 weakest 40k characters or 10 characters you guys want to come back alive. Things like that but specific to warhammer
@lorenzzi7 жыл бұрын
Where is the purge Button ?
@jackdugan51386 жыл бұрын
OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHH
@billythekid16386 жыл бұрын
whats the name of the background music? its sounds so cool.
@caseygray23285 жыл бұрын
oh yes join~ chaos. you'll get such prizes as: getting f*cked by super cancer, getting f*cked over by fate itself, getting f*cked by a chain axe through your everything, and literally f*cked by deamons
@mikshida13996 жыл бұрын
The Emperor didn’t believe himself in the Imperial Truth, he only enforced it in an attempt to starve out the Chaos gods.
@maxanderson88726 жыл бұрын
*emperor wakes up and sees the 41st millenium imperium* "My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined"
@Kasusknaxusful7 жыл бұрын
Hi ho! I want to know the Chant/Music which is playing at the beginning of your video :) Thanks
@hatchin7 жыл бұрын
What is that epic music that always plays in, I think every onemindsyndicate videos?
@lokken236 жыл бұрын
3:43 The emperor's rotten skull! My screen is fucking filthy.
@crwydryny7 жыл бұрын
plot twist, the emperor returns then moves over to join the tau and kicks the imperium's ass
@loganmontgomery25977 жыл бұрын
Question if you a large number of people pray to chaos that gives them strength so could the same go for the emperor
@essex37777 жыл бұрын
Do the Custodes still consider The Emperor a man or do they think him a god
@vonmehlau92846 жыл бұрын
meaturama Piss of
@tzimiscelord84836 жыл бұрын
What I'm curious about, what would happen to the emperor if he stopped exerting the effort to keep the astronomicon lit. Think he'd be able to start stitching himself back together?
@LeohTheArcher7 жыл бұрын
This channel is getting seriously heretical lately.
@SandmansHate7 жыл бұрын
Kind of puts a tear in your eye.
@oatlord7 жыл бұрын
So what was the emperor doing from when we become interstellar to when he has to rescue and rebuild? Space bongs?
@davidcottle32846 жыл бұрын
It’s been awhile since I have read any 40k but if I remember correctly did not the emperor god worship start while the emperor was at the height of his power slightly before the the heresy.
@holocene66 жыл бұрын
Is there a podcast for 40k lore?
@walterlopez50547 жыл бұрын
amoung the First decrees the Emperor would make, replace all instances of "Wolf" within the Space Wolves culture with "Corgi"
@tzimiscelord84836 жыл бұрын
The emperor just looks like he's sitting he's really spinning and rolling on that chair so goddamn fast you can't see it because of all that bullshit
@sorcererberoll46416 жыл бұрын
Are you talking before or after the Horus heresy
@brendanmeylor84897 жыл бұрын
source for image at 3:51
@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_7 жыл бұрын
The new Imperium, yes. I mean, just because I have a minor flesh wound the last 10.000 years it doesn't mean they can fuck up all the work we put during the Great Crusade. Humanity has fallen to superstition once again.
@hildaenjoyer88627 жыл бұрын
What happens if the Emperor dies? does shit hit the fan?
@justinthislife7 жыл бұрын
Question... i had an arguement that the tyranids could be a physical manifesation of Tzeench?
@SeraphimRoad7 жыл бұрын
Nope. They are just so Xenos...that even to chaos they are too alien. It is rumored that the Tyranids were a last ditch effort from the Old Ones to create a biological weapons to defeat the Necrons and its C'tan Masters.
@jules_paints_40k297 жыл бұрын
SeraphimRoad now that is cool theory
@chanlawrence75627 жыл бұрын
is that why the astronomican is flipping me the bird.....
@ianbirge82697 жыл бұрын
Send the Ultrasmurfs to capture Magnus the Red.
@fyr73437 жыл бұрын
oh the irony.
@Zekrom2495 жыл бұрын
So simply put. Whilst the imperium was trying to purge heresy, they inadvertently became heretics themselves.
@silent_blues6 жыл бұрын
Can we have a 40 facts about the Emperors hair product? his hair game is glorious
@magr74247 жыл бұрын
41millenium the empire is a relgion-fashist Regime, back in the 30millenium empire had an enlightment positivistic attitude..but the emperor knew that there are metaphysical beings (and when the primarchs found that out they started their civil war, the horus heresy)..this is one of the things i am fascinated by the 40k universe
@MrRedman3117 жыл бұрын
I never realized what an edgelord the God Emperor was.
@luffydexter97056 жыл бұрын
the Emperor is as edgy as the amazing athist
@Wafflepudding7 жыл бұрын
Emperor: "You should be fucking ashamed you shit nuggets!"
@Talashaoriginal7 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the cookies! Who do everybody forgets the cookies?!
@rafaelcastor20896 жыл бұрын
3 Reason Why The Emperor Hates the Imperium: 1 - Heretic lies 2 - Some more heretic lie 3 - Yet some more heretic lies
@Graywolf3354 жыл бұрын
This is why, even though the Emperor protects, a loaded Bolter never hurt either.
@forresthenry95357 жыл бұрын
Guy tries to destroy religion, ends up becoming the focus of a religion himself. Me: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
@vonmehlau92846 жыл бұрын
meaturama Piss off
@irllcd136 жыл бұрын
Story of humanity. Taking a good thing and perverting it into something vile. Around 2,000 years ago some middle eastern dude basically said "Don't be an asshole" but people started worshiping him and killing and torturing in his name. Derp.
@WarChaserz6 жыл бұрын
also another Some trader proves hes a legit prophet from being too exposed from the sun to think his hallucinations are visions and became a religion whose followers prefer the said person than the guy who said "don't be an asshole" and starts killing in their names and blowing themselves up
@PartigradeCannon7 жыл бұрын
Trying to upend the Ecclesiarchy would probably cause too much chaos (not Chaos). He'd probably have to reform it into a propaganda machine first, then dismantle it.
@sylermran7 жыл бұрын
what is Guilliman doing!?!? hes having fun in dads tool shed making marines he needs to turn the imperium around
@beyondcompute4 жыл бұрын
Commissar: I am ashamed Emperor: NO, I AM ASHAMED!!1
@sman63134 жыл бұрын
Now That's What I Call FUCKING HERESY Vol. 23!
@soneca_br7 жыл бұрын
we are hitting levels of heresy that shouldn't be possible
@shaunwhitehead12677 жыл бұрын
Would social media be a thing in the Imperium?
@esenhornmasteroftheinquisi44847 жыл бұрын
Shaun Whitehead I don't think so since freedom of speech is band in the imperium
@shaunwhitehead12677 жыл бұрын
That's a good thing then
@esenhornmasteroftheinquisi44847 жыл бұрын
whey is that ?
@esenhornmasteroftheinquisi44847 жыл бұрын
freedom loving people can turn to chaos
@syley50757 жыл бұрын
Stop the heresy right now first the greater good the chaos and now the emperor this Channel is an heresy
@SeraphimRoad7 жыл бұрын
Magnus did nothing wrong!
@guyherewithanunoriginalnam10617 жыл бұрын
Magnus refused to listen to the Emperor's repeated warnings that the Warp was dangerous. Instead he went on with reckless research into the warp without anything even remotely resembling safety procedures. The last straw was during Nikea when he openly proclaimed that he had mastered the Warp. That's why the Emperor ruled against him. He had given Magnus a lot of leeway so far but it was past time to put his foot down. Later Magnus was responsible for breaking the Webway which put all of Terra in danger and seriously jeapordised the Emperor's plan. And then what. He claims Horus turned traitor. He just broke the Webway possibly ruining everything the Emperor has worked for and then claims that Horus- quite possibly the most loyal of the Primarchs- was a traitor. All without offering any evidence what so ever beyond. Granted we know he was telling the truth, but come on from the Emperor's point of view he was looking less than trustworthy at that point. And even if it was true, couldn't he have just taken a ship or used an astropath. Instead he decided to go and violate the Emperor's decree and break through his wards without considering that maybe they were up there for a reason. Don't get me wrong. I acknowledge that Magnus was good guy with noble goals. Nevertheless, he's far from blameless in all this. He helped engineer his own tragedy through his immense arrogance and refusal to listen to the Emperor's warnings. Oh and before you start ranting on how the Emperor should have told Magnus about Chaos, and how none of this would have happened if he did, the Thousand sons had Daemons for familiars for goodness sake. If he had told Magnus about Chaos, he probably would have started poking them with a stick.
@mstuckey016 жыл бұрын
The Allfather’s disappointment will be his drive for returning humanity to its former glory!