Oneshotting endgame bosses in Noita

This is part TWO of my 33 orb run, first part can be found HERE: • Noita but incredibly r...
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[@ROYaaaal789]

I remember he did this while trying to get a 100% completion of noita, only to realize the wand trick-killing enemies doesn’t count as you killing them, so the game doesn’t record you killing the bosses lol

[@xXRickTrolledXx]

That’s tragic.

[@gabrielevignati6530]

Definitely a Noita moment

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

why the fuck would a game be designed like that lmao

[@Weed_Dante]

@@ripleyandweeds1288 You got one thing wrong there. This is not a game

[@NotAlbino]

It's fine i just killed them again

[@light6666]

i can actually see the wizzard pull out a actual gun when he uses spells to power wand

[@Xenonfuji]

Well there is an actual gun in the game as well

[@light6666]

@@Xenonfuji ik but i mean a 100% human *gun* beside his wand

[@jdizon]

Avada kedavra cuh

[@dannmcdan2185]

Noita means witch and the player character is a she

[@Xenonfuji]

@@dannmcdan2185 player character is also named Mïna

[@AshleyBeeidk]

I love how this game punishes your being op with "lol you one shotted yourself"

[@cheetoschrist5685]

well what do you expect when your spell is literally "SUMMON 20 MILLION NUKES EMPOWERED TIMES 10 EACH AND WEAKEN EVERY ENEMY IN RANGE AND DIVIDE THE WHOLE THING BY 25"

[@lred1383]

A sorcerer seeking great power, not having enough knowledge to truly control it and dying is a classic trope

[@Drekromancer]

@@lred1383 That's literally the tagline of this game. Sacrificing yourself for knowledge.

[@kevinkiggs]

It also punishes you being OP with Kummitus

[@JakSoulbright]

I always appreciate it when Albino explains his plans in Noita and Isaac so I can understand the game breaks he’s going for.

[@russiancheems2275]

I clicked on this video and then an ad made me blast “DROOLING OVER HOUSES IS GREAT”

[@autonomousanonymous6310]

any droolers

[@Tokiko]

Most Noita streams from Albino are kind of just something you put on in the background while you suffer with nothing but Spark Bolt and 2 health on stage 3.

[@MattyKO]

Yes! This could not be said any better.

[@addouma1000]

someone other than me actually doing this

[@Edgariki]

You mean dying from polymorph when you spend like 20 hours to create a sun?

[@JeanMarceaux]

How the fuck do you even make it to stage 3 with just the spark bolt

[@MattyKO]

@@JeanMarceaux I made a video using proba my the easiest seed in Noita and the spark bolts do like 20,000 damage. Check it out if you want to. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hF7OgIeCq9CVhrc

[@CainTheChaosDeity]

16:15 missed opportunity to put "GET THIS SHIT OFF ME" but im not one to be talking lmao funny video as always & props to your editors

[@bara3526]

GF: albino come over Albino: I can’t, I’m trying to oneshot noita bosses GF: my parents aren’t at home Albino: 5:12

[@goodguyedge9898]

"ok, now..."

[@somefries3101]

Dude how does he even teleport like that

[@combativeThinker]

@@somefries3101 Nolla turns the duration of the teleport projectile to zero, making it instant.

[@somefries3101]

@@combativeThinker question, how do i get these modifiers?

[@Tokiko]

@@somefries3101 unlock it. theres a wiki

[@aboveraptor4766]

Another great noita video. My addiction has been fueled even more. The more I play the more I cope, hoping for a run like this. GG's

[@hambros0812]

E

[@leoaskham6564]

I love how during the big shot song I see in chat Now's your chance to have [BIG SHOT]

[@Gogettemblue]

Fun fact albino, if you bring the dark sun and the light sun together a special event will happen called the super nova event, it basically fucks up any non-hard materials and gives you a special achievement on the tree

[@jvee540]

First time i hear albino say: “what happens when i use berzerkium with it?” And survive

[@Drekromancer]

I'm crying

[@kinghotcoc0]

​@Benjamin Lambert drink some berserkium for tears of rage!

[@skychaserthedragon2046]

Love the one second of camel by camel that's playing when Albino destroys the portal near the beginning

[@Roover8138]

12:15 notices the music playing in the background “ah, I see your a man of culture”

[@FrazzleFlib]

calamity momento

[@laikadeviasso4047]

I love that you used underwater castlevania music for the part in wich you get the breathless perk, gave me nostalgia omg 11:05

[@skep7964]

Noita has become my most played game on steam...with over 800 hours. I love it

[@_slashes]

Lemme guess, only a few wins?

[@skep7964]

@@_slashesyes

[@rollstep]

10:05 that cruelty squad ost hits different

[@User_Unknown86]

3:13 I laughed harder than I think I should've...could've called it the LGBFG

[@Drekromancer]

Why is this not top comment

[@grandis_]

2:53 okay you got me here XD

[@TalhaKarakoyunlu]

Generally I dont laugh at these kind of things but fricking hell these fishes just kills me

[@uppo9301]

“It’s a gay rights machine gun wand.” “He’s gonna get molested by this.” Kek

[@captainmackerel4482]

16:22 Albino to Albino communication. Albino to Albino conversation.

[@ogpurpledaddy]

The fucking SkeletonPls 's in the chat whenever he teleports all over got me ded.

[@enderloch]

How do you have a playlist of songs from all sorts of obscure-ish games

[@baalconnorlarsson789]

POV : You are in 2010 trying to play a new gen game in your dad's old PC 6:22

[@lovis3337]

What is the song playing?

[@kyleroessle3738]

@@lovis3337 it’s called low quality grub hub ad. Pretty sure at least

[@Baxten123]

"Behold. Gay Death." ~Albino

[@BigUncleM]

I love albino's playlist I swear it's just like mine

[@guiteshima]

I was so surprised when i heard FLAVA Bomb at 7:39.

[@Riccool]

my mans out here oneshotting god

[@goodtaste2185]

The cruelty squad music really enhances the experience, I love slurp-core.

[@ardabaki4307]

I am convinced that this is albino's main channel

[@mejillon6211]

I wonder when he's going to do the amogus cosplay gameplay

[@somefries3101]

Cosplay of Reggie

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

Fun fact: I oneshotted the wand connesouir with only a thunder charge once. I have no idea how it happened but it was pretty cool.

[@toasticide816]

Amazing gameplay aside I love your music choice and especially the edits you put in here. Always makes me laugh

[@tomh.7895]

Everytime i see this guy post this game it makes me wanna play noita.

[@farciarzfunny5326]

I like that BIG SHOT played in the background for a moment

[@thecountercounter9127]

the "gay pride barrage" wand has hands down got to be one of my favorite wands ive seen so far

[@monu_894]

I haven't been in the streams lately, but why is it zero suit samus cosplay now?

[@monu_894]

@@xpl0si0nman20 can you tell during which stream he wore it?

[@yazanshaban3084]

"behold... gay death" this got me cracking bro hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 13:56

[@OnzagaoftheEast]

"Behold, gay death" - Albino

[@mikewazowski8793]

bro i love you and these videos so much, noita is so good and im tryna learn how to get good

[@KevetteofArethria]

Love all of the big shots in chat.

[@aquaexnar3093]

this is akin to watching wilburgur play oblivion

[@adenperkins9719]

The best thing about watching Noita videos is that no matter how bad the bitrate gets, it still looks the exact same 😂

[@illusoo4301]

Seeing the chat switch from praising the banger on, to complete panic because of Ankha's song is funny asl

[@jonharrison5869]

He hits them so hard they just trucking de-spawn they don't even die there's nothing left to render

[@lucasthehumanity8240]

calamity mod music in an albino video made my day

[@waloprey3370]

Nothing better than a new op noita video by albino :D

[@AurelianoShowsTheWorld]

Your noita videos are so good

[@aaronb5065]

Alternate title: Local Norwegian Man Commits Warcrimes Using Magical IED

[@boost3821]

The return of sauvojen tuntija man himself in Noita.

[@leandr0709]

i love your music choice

[@jimmyneutron8702]

I like the use of deltarune music

[@thephilster741]

Boss: hears bubble spark *my time has come*

[@wesguyer4182]

loving the noita vids, more please!

[@shiro4ct]

I have no Idea who you are or how you ended up in my recommended, but i like you already :)

[@ВладимирЦуркан-ж7я]

2 vids in a week, thats POG!

[@FridoRoseline]

Does this man have a playlist for the music he plays during his stream? It's really good

[@zombiethederg6434]

i enjoy the use of Deltarune Chapter 2 music

[@GillXM]

The rainbow particles reminds me of the fast and furious 2 opening

[@milokulp2838]

Them emotes were getting jiggy with it

[@candycorn-]

16:23 clown to clown communication

[@nou8913]

Not reused thumbnail?!? Pog???

[@corgen5448]

a great way to start my morning

[@spacefacts1681]

i clicked on this video because I thought the title was Outshitting endgame bosses

[@Maplefrog7]

@0:08 what anime is that clip from

[@lcornchipl]

The Sepiroth neutral special build

[@cafe5749]

esto es el fin _EL TRABAJO_

[@rr.4942]

i need a link to albinos playlist

[@hambonepng1152]

It should be on this channel Edit: it is

[@bubsmcgee6048]

Neco Arc everywhere system

[@LightCrib2]

Imagine how good a rapid teleport want would be on controller

[@egboi4332]

ahh yes, noita, the only rougelike where you go so far to the sides that you can go to another world just to get even more loot

[@jayemare]

About damn time

[@Raccoonpolice99]

Lmao cruelty squad OST in the background

[@Exzoegg]

12:21 btw music by dm dokuro (abbys)

[@FishSticker]

IS THAT THE ARCHON GRID MUSIC

[@EleinPsychotic]

Longer videos albino and more noíta videos ♥

[@Izahdnb]

To become OP in Noita you first have to be OP.

[@madude3211]

Every time albino uses explosives with berserkium in his videos it goes wrong but not this time I guess

[@crown5828]

Haha Notia go brr

[@dudetheguyman]

Why is it this video is full of Neco Arc soundbytes? Is this a gag from stream I missed?

[@meddios]

10:20 wait he had the cruelty squad soundtrack?

[@Sincronic12]

16:18 badum tss

[@PasiX2]

Gaydalf the colorful strikes again.

[@johne2697]

Albino makes a rocket launcher

[@AlexLorentzenloganjamesalex]

What is the song playing at 10:15 ? ? I recognize it but I can't place it.

[@deadfurydbf9647]

I summon "Kill everything in a 100 meter vicinity"

[@ricardchavez8494]

What music is playing at 6:07? It’s got that classic cool anime orchestra, I miss listening to stuff like it

[@skiesthatroar5402]

I want to say it's dragon quest

[@dootthethird]

It’s from ssbb it’s called the legendary air ride machine

[@StojanceM]

Hey kids you wanna see what quantum entanglement looks like? 16:23

[@demon4256]

I love these vids, but I will never understand how to play this game correctly. I keep seeing you making awesome wands, despite the rng elements, and I don’t get how to do similar stuff!

[@aboveraptor4766]

Best advice I can give, there's a good mod you can get from the Steam workshop that goes through a lot of spells and helps people learn how to craft good wands. Fury Forged made a pretty good video on it

[@fannwooket]

@@aboveraptor4766 what mod though?

[@Xenonfuji]

@@fannwooket spell lab

[@ndewoebeahu1741]

Me who has 20 hours on the game and still doesn’t know what the fuck is going on

[@light6666]

rule 1 make wand strong enough to make game lag rule 2 if your wand doesnt make the game lag make it stronger

[@Promptus]

Not enough slurs in this video

[@abdullahxstar534]

The rtx magic

[@toby-we3zj]

Challenge run idea, Go to both gold rooms in 5 parallell worlds, 4 new game+'s or more and get 10m gold

[@andrewstanley8945]

Incredible

[@McClaps]

Really wish my laptop can handle noita. Like it can handle noita pretty well at the start but after going around lvl 3 where the amount of particles and pixel effects ramp up, i just enter in slow mo mode

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

saving and quitting tends to help lag

[@aroma2057]

What stream is thjs from? The link in description just takes me to the archive channel, but every noita vid is like 6 hours long, I just wanna watch this one lol

[@eldrtch_3nt1ty12]

landlord mindset

[@italiangroupyz]

Lmao where is the “do not be a re-“ clip in the opener from?

[@capicua1287]

idk i was searching for it too xd

[@Shnowz]

please make a guide for this game you absolute giga brain

[@julius2388]

Playlist kinda fire tho. Link on Spotify?

[@ksteel113]

The music around 18:30 is really familar but i cant place it. is it FTL?

[@daveinthemicrowave]

No, I believe its from baba is you

[@Jeffy_the_J]

albino are you going to play rlcraft 2.9? if you do make sure to use the lycanites redux texture pack which makes them look not shit.