Oney Plays Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex - EP 7 - Bandipedia

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[@smallnaturals]

every letsplayer thinks their audience is children, when most of them seem to be sad adults :(

[@Munimun]

There's a lot of grown-up children in here tho :/

[@FlareySkater]

I'll drink to that

[@timmythy2887]

I'm almost a sad adult... like six months...

[@MASJYT]

+megacrunch They don't think their audience is children, they know they are. The KZbin analytics option is stupidly detailed in that regard.

[@gulermo]

i'm a teenager that's dead Inside, actually

[@chrismock2876]

I'm already a Chris, but if I give up on school I'll be a Chris O'Neill...

[@mighty.k7637]

Chris Mock The best kind

[@Duncan_Audio]

I wish I could be a Chris O'Neill Instead I'm stinky Chris Duncan

[@PhantoMace2012]

YOU’RE GONNA DIIIIE! *I’M NOT, I’M CHRIS O’NEILL!!!!*

[@chadless7216]

Animation starts at 1:50

[@someonegames_13]

How did you know this is why I came here?

[@Dad-tl2ks]

Thank you

[@spongebobisracistq]

Thank you

[@flacko_r3519]

Thanks

[@eyy_man1162]

HOW

[@RallyLancer95]

School's going great dad. I heard gunshots while I was in the bathroom today and the Seinfeld theme played

[@interrogatorchaplain9552]

you did the right thing son, you let nature take it's course

[@mr.s1d590]

Yeah cause thousands of kids dying because a teen was retarded is REAL hilarious edit: why am i is dumb dioes and are

[@saltyunicorn5173]

@@mr.s1d590 you're no fun

[@Jobor-yl5kl]

@@mr.s1d590 its extremely funny idk why your upset it's great for everyone, kids a break from school, the kid who did a funi gets a number battle royal and the stinky people dissapear

[@mr.s1d590]

This comment dumb. Me dumdum

[@Nomicro4u]

Hydrophobia was a terrible game filled with tons of bugs and awful controls. I remember it being universally received poorly and the creator threw a hissy fit in response, or something like that.

[@_adomCS]

i did not expect to find micro in the comments of an oney plays, good to see ya buddy

[@BlackCat88899]

Nomicro4u HI NOMI

[@thefolklorecunt7679]

You mean like with Andrew Allanson and Yiik?

[@dolantrumf]

Hydrophobia was an xbox gold free play game in January 2022 I think, me and my brother played it together and it had cool water physics but that's it

[@PretentiousAdonis]

Ding Dong sure is enthusiastic about finding out how this little girl dies.

[@liberalleftywhohatesauthor4672]

It's hot.

[@Boneskullzy]

im 26, dingdong im not in gradeschool im in middle school

[@LatteWiiU]

Ok

[@coolkidwithglasses6504]

My dream is to genetically engineer a tiny little Hitler with all the memories of normal Hitler

[@ShadeTavish]

and then fuck with him?

[@DesertEagleMG]

At least he would be less dangerous than Tiny Rick.

[@loog8621]

I don’t want to like because it’s at 420 likes right now

[@Dibious]

So you want to make a midget hitler

[@Voc_spooksauce]

@@Dibious That's just original Hitler

[@AndrewTurpel8LivesVideos]

Hey grade school kids reading the comments. Just a quick protip, at this point your eyes are probably more adjusted to reading things text on a screen than reading on a paper book. If you're having trouble reading your books, then Take a screenshot of it the book on your ipad and read off the ipad. This got me through college.

[@unrepair1340]

Chris's soft "fuck you" at 10:00 is so funny to me for some reason😹😹

[@KrunkCobain]

I like the idea of aku aku not helping coco because "he's not friends with her"

[@DragonCoinGetter]

Just wanted to say guys: you do you. Dingdong especially, who has some great insight on gaming and can pinpoint flaws fairly.

[@brycemckechnie4928]

I love that Oneyplays is just a perpetual stream of inside jokes that no one outside the viewer base will ever understand and because of that you need to watch all of their episodes to be able to understand literally anything

[@CoolSmek]

I really doubt that the majority of people watching OneyPlays are under the age of 20 tbh.

[@princelock6794]

CoolSmek they are though smh

[@stupickles5436]

CoolSmek It's more likely to doubt that anyone watching is under 15

[@plbster]

@@stupickles5436 Haha get troll. I'm 14.

[@jimbomclimbo7467]

At least 2

[@leemo731]

I don't like school I become let's player Or like Julian, a let's gayer

[@jertspleen1464]

Does Julian is Gay?

[@Felix-the-pup]

Jetplane 4 i dont know does he?

[@EpictheEpicest]

I just noticed that the shirt ad at the beginning says "Now Availabar"? wtf?

[@NadieNobody]

Woah

[@DarinBransan420]

you guys should do the time trial for wizards and lizards, depending on what version of the game you have; if you press select right after grabbing the clock, it will teleport you to the end and you finish the time trial in about 2 seconds

[@PurpleTwirler]

Tfw when I'm only one of ten people watching in my 20's...

[@waffleless]

Michael Mckay More like Mckay Mouse, Nah nah nah nanahnah!

[@hallien7984]

you are not alone

[@sandwich2473]

Woo!

[@austinstone8215]

Well I'll be 20 in a couple months, so do I count at all?

[@virgobro2285]

i'm one of those 10 as well

[@vedasisme]

crash bandicam

[@drift180x]

unregistered bandicam, a familiar sight to anyone who watches stuff online for free. Yo ho yo ho pirates life 4 me.

[@Maddok3d]

A lot of viewers like me are probably in their twenties but don't comment because why fucking bother what's the point in anything all is lost I'm giving up on my dream of commenting on a KZbin video

[@hivemind27]

pac man world 2 was good and cool and also kind of nice too

[@brianhernandez2720]

That movie with the button is called The Box. I think "movie where push button kill someone" is a popular search phrase on google now.

[@thaane]

Don't worry fellas- I'll ask my mom to buy me an Oneyplays tshirt so I can help you sustain the business.

[@partonca4916]

everytime julian laughs hard my dogs go into a barking fit

[@noaedlund]

the 'every time you die in the game, someone from the real world replaces it' is actually an interesting idea

[@xSmuggen]

In the extremely off chance Julain sees this, I want him to know he's a pretty huge inspiration being a partially blind animater and artist.

[@roxlyn1665]

I actually hope they play Pac Man World 2

[@orangy57]

oh shit that one "chaos" level that's just the first level but i couldn't get past i because i was like 7

[@roxlyn1665]

Canyon Chaos? Same. For the first year I was too scared to play it because of the enemies. I would try to get my brother to play it so I could watch. That game would intimidate me for some reason

[@microsoftranchbottle]

Roxlyn166 me too

[@BoringSupreez]

I think it would be fun. I haven't played it since I was a kid.

[@roxlyn1665]

It still holds up pretty well. Its just pretty short. Now and then I find myself sitting down and beating the game in one sitting.

[@TooMuchSascha]

The Box film was based on a short story by Richard Matheson called Button, Button. The actual phrase is "If you press the button you will get a million dollars but someone you don't know will die."

[@kultdawg]

as a 20 year old college student studying Radio, TV and Film I dream of becoming a famous let's player because that's probably the only thing I'll be able to do to make a living.

[@snausages43]

Holy shit, it is Bandipedia.

[@moderngamecube6527]

I've been waiting for them to say something about playing Pac Man World 2, and they said they liked it. Good news!

[@MaskedChespin]

You know what's worse then being a let's player? Being a Minecraft youtuber

[@richieallan69]

Julian : don’t slack off in school Me watching this in a zoom class

[@BeeWaifu]

Paying attention in school still gets you nowhere.

[@richg16]

DingleDangle is my favorite boy but he makes me mad sometimes

[@Ty_777]

bing bong

[@SaucyMcSaucer]

Rich G baba booey

[@pit6794]

I love you, this is the best time for me to watch these videos!

[@aortaplatinum]

The talk about Coco not getting very violent death animations like Crash does makes me really wanna see a mod for Crash 4 that goes in and gives exclusively Coco these horrific gory Tomb Raider Mortal Kombat style slow agonizing deaths where she like explodes into blood or gets impaled through the eye and shit

[@FIRE-LOTUS]

Every time a new video uploads, I sprinkle when I tinkle.

[@anirex3919]

"Read lots of books. I know everyone says reading sucks, but you should read anyway." "Drop out of school!" Oh, Dingle

[@orionmccarthy155]

At 9:26 Chris mentions hydrophobia... I'm playing it as I watch this episode. And I've never heard of it before playing it.

[@amirakitty]

God damn it, I'm 22 years old and now I have to go back to high school and quit my writing career because Oneyplays told me to. Wish me luck guys!

[@alexneufeld6952]

On the bright side your'e almost finished

[@youreawizardkari7691]

But what if I stay in college and become Chris instead?

[@Miyno]

Who remembers the live stream where oney got mad at a fan who told him he sucks because he misses the old oney animation...lol ...best live stream

[@metal_lion1146]

10:11 Frame count is 30 for the whole animation but about 12 to connect the attack

[@billyboi2169]

Everytime Julian said "Coqui" it reminded me of a girl i liked but then i fucked up and now she doesn't talk to me, thanks, Jules

[@sjdaley]

DingDong made this surprisingly wholesome

[@moronic618]

1:51 "Chris, say something to your dear old fans." "Hello" "Don't swear. "I'll kill ya!" *insert burst out laughter* "Chris!" (also during this, I kept typing Christ)

[@SmarkusAurelius]

What if Coco got beheaded by ISIS?

[@baneful2552]

I'll fucking scream..

[@Zomii.]

This was my first crash bandicoot game i've ever played and i also think its the best.

[@sparkch3540]

School is going great, instead of doing my Spanish work, im watching oneyplays. Thanks for the inspiration Chris, I'm going to be a lets player!

[@PlayStatiowned]

They can remember every joke from the Simpsons and which season it's from and I can't even remember what I ate for dinner yesterday.

[@liamech8839]

that ending edit made me chuckle

[@ramblecampbell]

I actually visited Bandipedia to see if the first three Crash games are on PSN...turns out I'm going to have three more games to play on that Playstation Vita of mine.

[@simonstur]

Where's Banjo Kazooie? Did everyone really want to watch you guys play this game again?

[@TheSmashWaffle]

"Welcome to Pac-Man World 2" I GET IT

[@bloocheez3]

I honestly feel Pac-Man World 2 is a masterpiece of 3D platforming. It does everything right.

[@goodmachines7743]

4:11 - I think the movie was called 'The Box'. It was made by the same guy who directed 'Donnie Darko', so it's a fucking weird movie!

[@LunarChris24]

Jesus Christ you guys! Pumping out two or three episodes of this in just one day! XD AUGH! Plus, fuck WoC's water levels.

[@BigR.O.B.]

i want a compilation of dingdang sayin "NO DON'T SAY THAT"

[@BlaseFawn385]

I'm 23. These guys make me laugh. Nuff said.

[@XmuertenegraX]

This episode was recorded with BANDIcam

[@miltonalvarez5696]

Just graduated with an associate in science last week. I still have a lot to go though.

[@allums73110]

honestly guys it's not sad. You have 320,000 people who follow you and like your funny videos. I only really have one good friend. You guys are doing pretty great. Especially for not even showing your faces.

[@sandwich2473]

I'm working now. No longer in school. Been that way since 2014.

[@yahdo]

Hey, they missed editing out Chris's phobia Nice

[@LunasLoversLane]

Just stopping by to say hello! I love the content you boys put out!

[@1Superchops]

Coco really died a shrivellous death in this one

[@arcadetransylvania2066]

I like that you know your Simpsons, says alot about a lad group.

[@MmaxF]

oh wow the ending of this episode is great

[@blankplease]

Pac Man World 2 would be swell

[@lunarpunk6530]

Bandipedia exists. It's a wiki of crash written by obsessive fans.

[@bobbyknight298]

Have a boy everyone

[@buckettte]

College is going shit, like 9 chapters behind in programming... who wants to do my homework for me? I don't wanna be a Chris O'Neill

[@wafers35]

Hydrophobia was a great game Chris

[@KidMisfit]

Cocoa Drowning is worse then Natalie Wood Drowning.

[@Don_Monstro]

"She's so much more betterer. Oup. She drowned."

[@zephyrosity]

please play pacman world 2, I've been thinking about that game ever since I started watching your channel and I loved it as a kid.

[@LovesickDemon]

Schools goin great daddy. My school bus caught on fire and I poured tomato sauce on my choir teacher

[@dominoplaystheworld7740]

You guys should play gauntlet, I wanna see u guys playing all together

[@humanexister]

talking about shitty live action South Park fan episode "It's Circumstantial?"

[@Lilbasill]

Id love to watch them Play sly Cooper

[@BobeBryant93]

I like how I beat this game probably 5 times a a child but I don't remember anything past the first world

[@GweenOfTea]

hooray for being a sad adult and watching letsplays

[@wigijojo9664]

I may cry.

[@cojocoolio]

I'm 22. But I'll pretend I'm in grade school for you, Daddy Chris

[@Applepix3l]

Boy do they want to finish this series so fast

[@powderpuffarpeggio3968]

This coot's got style, so listen up dudes

[@nopenopington2880]

I actually graduated a year before I found this channel.

[@hobbuddob901]

OneyGays!!!!!

[@LuvsicVI]

Markiplier and Oney are the only lets players I can think of that are legitimately funny.

[@alexneufeld6952]

Aughggu chika

[@Grasses0n]

"Don't aspire to be a Let's Player" says the guy who's friends are all Let's Players. I think if you can make a living off of it it's not sad at all.

[@chrismock2876]

Sir Bacon I think what he means is that KZbin isn't a stable job that promises anything. It's not something you should make a career because you never know what can happen to your platform.

[@itchydez]

Chris Mock - Truth! A lot of people have been fucked by KZbin as of recently with the whole advertisement situation.

[@Munimun]

I don't think any of them ASPIRE to be Let's Players... they just do it. I don't think any of them consider themselves Let's Players.

[@MrHelixKing]

All of the Newgrounds people who crash landed on KZbin 7 years ago look down on LPing as a day job, most of them have things they do on the side. Chris originally started started this as a side thing to his music and animation stuff

[@TheDuckPone]

yeah the ad-pocalypse really hit people hard, notice if you dont see an ad on a video, their not making anything off of it~

[@bigmonsterchode7077]

2:46 Who saw that texture go out for a second on that box

[@nicetryskeleton]

Chris laughs like zaboomafoo...

[@salmonkindalikeme9316]

Anyone remember that show Pucca? I know this has nothing to do with the video but I just thought about that and I was like oh shit. But seriously, anyone?

[@xdrcx]

Aim to be a superstar.. like Chris O'Neill

[@youreawizardkari7691]

Who win Dingus Dong or Genghis Khan

[@SteviesArcade]

"Like it or not, most of our viewers are in grade school Julian." I think you'd be surprised to know that more of us are adults than you think. Sad, pathetic, adults that laugh when you make the funny.

[@BrnBear]

hey you guys should play dragon quest 8. it's for good design, funny monster design. and it's more fun than f 7 for a let's play

[@LittleLUNE]

I'm in class watching this You're my new teacher

[@Thebard6]

I actually did play Hydrophobia the water is really cool but it's not super fun.