Oney Plays Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex - EP 5 - Ronald McFronald

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[@aidanleffler4897]

"julians the stink, chris is the meat, and ding dong is the long" arent those the uncles from casper

[@Xenunnaki]

I heard it as Lung, like the lung can cooked into the meat, the meat can rot and make the stink, and the stink can be breathed in by the lung

[@gordogunso]

Aidan Leffler Dong Long

[@MetaWulfTV]

Put them together, 'Stink Meatlung'

[@Filmaker215]

Game Theory: Are Oney, Ding Dong and Julian actually just Stinky, Stretch, and Fatso possessing the bodies of three young boys?

[@ruuuruuu2422]

This is the funniest fucking comment i've ever seen holy shit

[@roxlyn1665]

I bet that kickstarter bit will be a classic OneyPlays joke that a lot of fans will look back to I hope to see it animated at the end of the week

[@dinosmorerex9678]

Roxlyn166 Too bad Game Grumps already beat them to it.

[@UncleFlutus]

Mr. Invisosaur Too bad Game Grumps aren't funny.

[@hush.7434]

Mr. Waffle the 2nd OH SHIT

[@MetaWulfTV]

game grump's didnt do a gag that funny, it was just them talking about feces.

[@roxlyn1665]

The Grumps' bit was pulled off more confidently, but it was pretty dumb and forgettable imo. I thought this one was better because they conveniently had the instruments with them. Although they couldn't keep the joke going for long, almost any product would've been funnier than "The Shit Stain". That's just me tho

[@aiawaia]

the kickstarter gag was one of the best of this channel

[@Fontan_]

agreed

[@krisH-ph5of]

I haven't laughed that hard for a while

[@jacobprout5097]

this is very true

[@ATOMICGOPHAH13]

kensou what the fuck did Chris say he likes to play with

[@duradeo4025]

kensou I couldn't stop laughing

[@PrestigeisKey]

Dude the kickstarter thing was too real. Had me DYING I

[@ziggyzz7]

PrestigeIsKey have a boy

[@ArcaneBastard]

dude epic

[@mrbruh8241]

Have a boy

[@TheEel228]

i nearly pissed myself.

[@gogotrololo6192]

T A K E M Y W I F E P L E A S E

[@DBP125]

4:09

[@orangejoe2147]

He sounded so desperate there. It so perfect

[@Jillshowyourheart]

Between the Kickstarter bit, DingDong choking for over a minute while screaming "JULIAN'S HITTING ME!!!", and "stink, meat and long," this episode just has so much drama.

[@Poliswag7]

Man Julian has been putting in so much work lately, I'm glad he got promoted to Oney.

[@brreakfastYT]

"Julian, leave him alone!" and Ding Dong saying "Farewell." As he dies are two of the funies I've ever heard, but the entire kickstarded bit was hilarious

[@nathanhowe1371]

Honey Claw Oh god!

[@ill0gicalpine]

Pay $35 to reach the "Contributor" level of loyalty of Christopher's Kickstarter and get your very own boy.

[@MikadoHa]

For $50, you can get the amazing Brown Brick! Kids these days love them! For only $100, Chris will send you some homemade Puhskinti right to your doorstep. You can contribute $200 and Ding Dong will record a funny voice just for you! And if you are feelin really generous, for $500 Julian will send you his prototype glass eye.

[@Red413]

Illogical Pine boy as in a dude or boy as a child

[@theorangeslice9678]

But does he come with his own toy?

[@worstteemona9277]

Illogical Pine hope idubbz does a kickstarter crap on "the boy"

[@cocktaillover]

Ryan Gates a clone or a perfect copy?

[@kiasmidt7678]

Julian keeps apologizing for "ruining" the kickstarter bit but his panicked improv is my favorite part

[@Ninji5]

3:15 Julian's forced enthusiastic "hi!" had me in stitches before they even started talking about the kickstarter

[@arcaii1117]

"TAKE MY WIFE, _PLEASE"_ I'm in fucking stitches.

[@LiamMoffitt]

Pretty sure he said "take my life" :P

[@arcaii1117]

He did say "I'm gunna sell you the best night of your life", which I assumed was referencing an Indecent Proposal situation.

[@flippinhoo]

It's super nice of Julian to just give away his wife.

[@MathiasAblazed]

He's channeling his inner Ross O'Donovan.

[@BEATLEJUICEMAN]

@@MathiasAblazed wOw Le FunNeh jOke XD

[@MathiasAblazed]

@@BEATLEJUICEMAN Yeyeye I'm the funniest.

[@eins2001]

His wife, Matt Watson of SuperMega

[@alarriza]

"IT'S TOO REAL!" My thoughts exactly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mip0]

same

[@lunebadru5997]

alarriza someone take Julians wife

[@AnuxeL]

Chris got into a good rhythm towards the end I thought "This sounds too real" as soon as he hit the xylaphone or whatever

[@thebowz998]

*AND I LIKE PLAYING WITH MY TOY.*

[@jamesmoore10]

**Weezes**

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

And i like playing with my poy

[@MrPatlikescorn]

PLEASE T A K E M Y W I F E

[@ademwolfgaming]

4:09

[@Ahiam1994]

I want to see an entire kickstarter video based off of that gag. Seriously one of the best moments on this channel.

[@MrVidyaMan]

that kickstarter bit was so on point it was hilarious, julian you didn't ruin it at all. also ding dong don't let people tell you that you cant criticize, say whatever about shitty games.

[@Jaru]

That was the best skit on this entire channel lmao i cant wait to see that animated. Omg im crying :'D

[@swuushymilk1637]

Jaru Brandon Turner made one :D

[@itzs0weezee]

The Perfect Chemistry Julian: The Stink Chris: The Meat Ding Dong: The Long

[@BlueKid37]

I now crave an entire segment where they parody Kickstarter videos. That was genuinely beautiful.

[@Daretobestupider]

Julian laughs so hard, I wonder if he has rock hard abs in real life.

[@bigfriendlyjoe]

I do not believe that Julian has a glass eye, I mean, who has those, Colombo?!

[@timursoares9141]

BigFriendlyJoe colombo? lol it's Columbo. I need someone to make a flash game of a poorly drawn Columbo and call it Colombo.

[@bigfriendlyjoe]

Yes where he goes around solving mysteries but he has two glass eyes

[@timursoares9141]

BigFriendlyJoe he's just blind and stumbling around.

[@bigfriendlyjoe]

but he tries to act like everything is absolutely fine, and when he goes to ask "just one more question", he turns around to the door or just keeps turning

[@reNINTENDO]

Please make this. No idea if either of you know how to make it, but both of you together make this.

[@seamus7211]

I never had laughed, cried and shit so much in my life

[@AlwaysHarmonyy]

I also peed

[@Guiyon]

And cumed

[@Evan_2-the_sequel]

And puked

[@0rangeDude]

Animation starts at 2:23

[@DevilFruitSmoothies]

Papa Frog yes I like it

[@cherry_ice_fangirl8369]

Papa Frog thank you.

[@peanutcool]

I DONT SEE NO ANIMATION

[@oppositesattract396]

God send

[@kangaroodude34]

I love watching Julian the stink, Chris the meat, and Ding Dong the long play Mash Bandiflute

[@erenklauser4287]

"This is stupid" Ding Dong 2017

[@turkeysamwich00]

who else is ready for national pushkenti day already

[@puranichu]

*Puhskinti

[@rottenfiggy]

I'll probably make a twitter for the sole purpose of sending them pasketti pictures.

[@rottenfiggy]

+sladikk The holiday truly used to mean something special but the mainstream has corrupted its soul.

[@Derfman13]

puhskinti day could not come soon enough

[@jacoblion6625]

Remind me when it is? I feel awful enough already for forgetting

[@eddy6969100]

There's objectively nothing better in game grumps compared to oneyplays after this fucking kickstarter part .

[@Daretobestupider]

If it hadn't been overdone by a million animators on KZbin, I'd argue the Sonic 'O6 Rant.

[@chromasus9983]

I might also argue that Arin's complete breakdown over Battle Kid might be something worth comparing to.

[@VoidStar.]

I straight up was crying by the end of that xylophone bit.

[@vertigoawaypls]

Yesssssss I'm so happy Julian actually has a glass eye

[@lazrpo]

but Ding Dong says he doesn't. Who do we trust!?

[@Snauss]

lazrpo Trust whoever is funnier.

[@Jokerhamil]

ding dong isn't even a human being, you can't trust him

[@DZCOSENTRY]

Except he doesn't.

[@Denri]

He said in a Ding Dong stream that it was a joke.

[@puranichu]

HECK YEAH! HAVE A BOY!

[@puranichu]

really? that's awesome! That's why Have a boy! looks like not.

[@mighty.k7637]

Awesome Puranichu Have a Topeka

[@skraxx]

but don't have a cow

[@jasontentacles4038]

BULLSHIT we all know Chris is the stink and Julian is the meat, we all know Ding Dong is long tho

[@chringram3]

Julian can't keep a "straight" face get it

[@js-w3419]

That joke is gay

[@alphalax7747]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@mehmeh25]

Julian's lungs improve with each episode of unrelenting laughter brought on by negative ding dongus and positive oney-sempai

[@BillyMcChucks]

Who else is back for the Kickstarter bit?

[@Raxerm]

Please let Julian know that he is a beautiful little snowflake and we love him and wish he would just be confident in his bullshitting ability cos' it takes litterally no talent and he's genuinely nice and delightful, so it would be pleasant even if it isn't funny.

[@Lubluues]

the kickstarter skit really got me I was laughing extremely loud at 2am and I had to keep pausing the video,, I feel great tbh

[@JakeBlunt165]

I think Ding Dong's "This is stupid" is probably the most genuine thing he's ever said, that made me laugh so much.

[@jonathangonzalez3793]

Holy hell I lost my shit to the kickstarter bit. Sweet Christ I haven't snorted like that in EVER. Bless these boys

[@EricTheCleric93]

The Kickstarter parody bit will go down as a legendary moment in OneyPlays.

[@TheBiscuitStreet]

That was the fucking stupidest thing I've ever heard but I loved every second

[@shaunrutherford7764]

Actually cried laughing and feared for my health from the kickstarter.

[@Starfig]

I want to hear Chris do prank phone calls. I don't know why, it just seems right.

[@NeonZaku]

4:18 is why I love this channel

[@DangerDMA]

omg the kickstarter part. holy shit, that was funny.

[@jonker5096]

I was eating when that kick starter bit happened; I almost choked from laughter. Good show boys.

[@Vero-jz5ex]

The Kickstarter thing is my favorite part of my life

[@TravisBroski]

I love the idea of a kid doing a Kickstarter intro and he just threatens to kill people if they touch his toys.

[@PhantomZtryker]

Julian: I'm really bad at keeping a straight face. Makes sense

[@MetaWulfTV]

This episode was so good, a lot of nice goofs.

[@goodmachines7743]

Just the way he said 'toy' had me laughing uncontrollably XD

[@SuperProgFrog]

I can't wait for the kickstarter gag to be in a "BEST OF" video.

[@Fabian7001]

Let's start a kickstarter so that everyone gets a boy on paskintio day

[@MyCrash97]

*Kickstarter music* Hi, have you ever wanted a boy whenever you wanted? Well, now you can, through extensive research and groundbreaking experiments the boys from oney plays have finally unlocked the secrets of having a boy. Every donator will get oney baloney before the official release of having a boy. *Kickstarter music fades*

[@Maxisamo1]

The kickstarter joke is one of the best spontaneous jokes you guys have done

[@AarturoSc]

There is an OneyPlays after and before that Kickstarter bit. A new high for the channel.

[@pigeonplaysguitar]

Julians my favorite but I think ding dong has the best voice. Chris's impression are real nice.

[@LinesToThePaper]

I love it when I accidentally stumble on classic moments by just binge listening to old series.

[@piplup36]

*TAKE MY WIFE* *_PLEASE_*

[@Meme-vj2jc]

Hello! I'm a boy! And I like _playing with my toy._

[@Aberyyyy]

Julian says he's sorry for ruining the joke but little did he know that he ended up being the catalyst for one of the greatest moments on the channel.

[@peterclaymore2239]

4:36 Juliens laugh gets me every time.

[@herocuke]

2:03 Close your eyes

[@TheTrustyHole]

contender for one of the funniest episodes right here it will sit alongside the motifa chronicles and the entirety of the lord of the rings dos game as the biggest ribtickler

[@Roxy_Repelusa]

OMG Its been ages sicne I laughed this much watching a lets play.

[@Sly4992]

The kick starter will be a great animation. I don't have the tools to do it...one day though.

[@DonovanPresents]

Julian was the reason that crash missed two boxes when they handed him the controller all so they could kickstart something stinky

[@nuclearwinter8382]

User: Ding Dong Stand: The Long JOOOLIAN: THE STINK

[@TheDaughterOfAlec]

So I was laying down and fell asleep watching this series (not because it was boring but because it was super late) and I wake up, out of my sleep laughing so hard my sides hurt and I started crying! This shit. This is my shit. No one else on KZbin possesses the ability to make me laugh that uncontrollably. Omfggg.

[@JC21]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes Crash 2 the best.

[@galaxykat2768]

the kickstater thing is probably the hardest ive laughed in a while. i fucking love you guys

[@hanzofan]

julian saying sorry was the cutest thing ever for some reason and no he didnt mess it up it was hilarious

[@gexchip3140]

I’m not sure which Kickstarter I should donate to, Barry Brother’s Sauce, Ronald McFronald, or a boi who likes playing with his toi

[@skippy7865]

The kickstarter bit has me in tears EVERY SINGLE TIME

[@zxxirt]

I love these impromptu bits. Holy shit. So glad this channel exists.

[@tamparnpradub7035]

The video turns into three special needs kids playing with instruments 3 minutes in

[@Fillardmillmore]

Wow the comedy dynamic and Kickstarter bit were in the same episode!

[@IceCubedSun]

I did relate the targeted examples to the concepts. It happened by explaining the scene or its aspect and following it with the course concept it relates to at the end of the paragraph.

[@MissLexiMarlene]

4:30 actually sounds like somebody I used to go to school with. They were an aspiring magician.

[@Birdyboys]

The Kickstarter joke starts at 3:03 if anyone wants it

[@Chuck-PK]

I cant help but hear it as "i like brain with my poy"

[@feckemine]

*im a boi and i liek playing wif mai toi*

[@G8tr1522]

Prayng* wif mai toi

[@t1sd3d]

*hollow*

[@JugularJohn]

*and if you buy my toy*

[@nunmcnun]

Chris is the ring leader that commands Julian and ding dongs insanity to perform

[@blownupcreeperstudio]

Oh my god this has to be one of my favorite Oneyplays episodes

[@herronariela7469]

no one: not a soul: Chris:HELLO, I'M A BOI and I LIKE PLAYIN WITH MY POI!!

[@Jerasunder]

This is one of the funniest Let's Plays I've ever watched. Easily.

[@windexcleanmashitgud]

This is probably the best episode on this channel so far

[@cjdeno8959]

Idk which kick starter to like the most, the Barry brothers and their sauce, the wife selling or, the boi and his toi

[@ThePayphone]

That kickstarter music was so perfect

[@Caderfixloxa]

Jesus, the kickstarter bit was too real. The xylophone was on point.

[@SpaghettiSammy]

Holy shit that Kickstarter gag was too real holy shit

[@WIImotionmasher]

The music moment was just... every video shared to me on facebook. I hate acoustic guitar because of those videos XD

[@pylonade2785]

That animation of 2:23 was so good

[@Rootator]

I remember my game broke when I was younger. In the loading screen Crash kept falling and getting further away from the camera

[@cons4943]

cant wait for OneyPlays Animated: Kickstarter Pitch

[@jacobmason2799]

I don't really remember much of it but I hope they play tag team racing, I remember the story and theme parks being stinky funny.

[@MistyDusker]

One of my recent favorite episodes. Julian is more hilarious than he lets on. The funny and cute boy in the boy band.

[@hairyfinger7016]

The Kickstarter joke had me in legitimate tears holy shit lmao

[@88magicmariodude88]

I love how the first 5 minutes is an instant classic

[@wishinglizard7292]

He is indeed, a boy. With his toy.