Oney Plays Pikmin (Complete Series)

[@DeepFreeze172]

23:17 Chris saying "I love shooting stars", and DingDong responding with "But do you love shooting people?" is such an amazing interaction. It will live with me forever

[@jsrsd]

i love how earnest and forward julian is always. Chris is like "have you seen the video of the hyena shoving it's head up the elephants rear" and he's like "I would LIKE to see that..."

[@jsrsd]

oh my god when they start yelling at Julians neighbors

[@Oceanmachine27]

TRUE on Snopes!

[@OfelieArt]

When you hover over a thumbnail on youtube a small snippet of the video is played and for this video it's just a still of Miyamoto throwing pikmin angrily. I think it's very beautiful and needs to be pointed out.

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Thank you for this knowledge bu-geen-gee

[@octavia8836]

Incredible, beautiful, funnee even

[@cthulhuchan9587]

Basically sums up the whole video quite nicely

[@nachosNipples]

that would really strike my curiousity

[@thegameguy208]

saw you had art in your name and checked out your portfolio, i was delighted to have randomly stumbled across some great work :)

[@jessdrewthis]

"Julian Plays Pikmin" is my favorite bedtime story, I like to leave this series playing while I go to sleep more than any other one.

[@jessdrewthis]

DecepticonMecha I often tell my family "I'm going to go to the store" instead of specifying which one I'm going to when I go out. This channel has ruined me as a person.

[@VeneficaDelirium]

Ever since I started turning on Oney videos in bed, I've stopped having nightmares. I find these comforting.

[@jessdrewthis]

​@@VeneficaDelirium A man ran in and he funny dreamed.

[@misteraxeman2680]

Same! How weird lol

[@amandacathedral9474]

In your sleep Oney sends messages into your dreams. Comforting messages like, "KILL THE WHIIITES!!"

[@Alphabrace95]

Julian loves this game so much he almost breaks Chris’s phone in order for him to keep playing

[@jaycardoTF]

PIKMIN, is a SERIOUS game!!!

[@Zubadascana]

timestamp please

[@Xetsubo]

@@Zubadascana 2:20:26

[@telesticHarlequin]

@@Xetsubo oh shit hi Zetsubō you make good videos

[@Xetsubo]

@@telesticHarlequin Hiya, appreciate the compliment but that's debatable lol

[@naterk9460]

Chris: "Goblins aren't real." Also Chris: "Hey guys, I'm here with Zach today..."

[@Sillylilgrill]

true

[@oshabot1646]

I like that he's there with Zach that day

[@RoachCatJr]

2:09:32 uh oh moment

[@cosmostupid123]

you can tell Chris is feeling extra comfy when he's just spewing phrases like "IM GOING TO SHIT"

[@McDoinky]

So many classic moments in this playthrough

[@gryphon50c]

34:54

[@FattyBoomBoom420]

It is funny to think the night they recorded this letplay, was the same night the creepy grubhub guy with no eyebrows poisoned their pizza... 🤢

[@thebreadbringer]

He had the Super Sayin 3 brow.

[@Mechagator]

Was it really?

[@taffy6136]

@@Mechagator Yeah, they mentioned it in their Trucker Fucker video.

[@Mazerwolf]

I’m at least glad it wasn’t lethal poison, we wouldn’t have oneyplays if that happened

[@AshleySOAD]

@@Mazerwolf it was, these are imposters

[@MilesJohn]

1:40:55 "his roast bEEst fEEst"

[@GJERocks]

This is sorta old but I love your work

[@MilesJohn]

@@GJERocks thanks :)

[@valiant8248]

@@MilesJohn I love your doodles you funnee crustacean :)

[@uhoh9381]

Look! It's the guy that does the draw!

[@Skullkidjynx]

I love you miles

[@ronik809]

nothing made me more relieved than when juilian realized he was missing a pikman and went out to go get it 1:15:40

[@jackielana9993]

Were you emotionally devastated when he killed them all

[@ronik809]

@@jackielana9993 murder and abandonment are two different things. I hate seeing the little mins running towards the ships only to be left behind to a horrible fate. despair before the end.

[@jackielana9993]

ronik809 damn you’re right

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Honestly its crueler to raise them lovingly then turn on them when they least expect it and betray them.

[@orangejoe2147]

Sovereign Snorlax they don’t seem to feel emotion tho

[@logariuswheels5244]

It hasn't even been that long, but hearing Julian's voice again just filled me with pure joy

[@fungusly]

He has a twitch

[@theundertaler5875]

Julian is the best.

[@Natalie_Toshino]

Just you wait. In a year and a half you'll get to see Oneystays.:3

[@caseyphelps6232]

@SoftBoyKun they meant they’ll be back and they did

[@Wilburgur]

2:15:19

[@jureembleme9481]

Ok ;)

[@frogberriez]

they're orbiting

[@lorengarms9836]

Funni oblivion glitchman make me squee

[@elmerjfapp5730]

this does not make my teeth feel good

[@nathantrumbo6963]

This is an odd place to see you

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

I miss DingDong and Julian so much. I appreciate the Complete videos a lot, makes revisiting it all so much easier. It's so nice to have these spliced in with the new episodes, with the newer guests. 54:30 Hysterical.

[@RasEli03]

Yes

[@AtomskNandaba]

The new crew, with Lyle and Tomar and Mick is fine, but Dingus and Julian were natural and Sarcastic. Zack is an awesome mix up, too. The new crew just feels forced at times is all.

[@kakashi101able]

@@jackielana9993 Why they split?

[@Skyrilla]

Yeah now we get to put up with that Tomar piece of shit who has the charisma of a dead moth.

[@levianderson8822]

@@kakashi101able one of them raped one of the other guys and the others were dicks to ony

[@CryptidDeer]

This is my comfort series that I always come back to. Pikmin is such a chill background game and it just feels like a cozy time.

[@kennethkay7226]

I'm celebrating the release of Pikmin 4 by watching this classic again.

[@R3dB0t1]

The Pompadour is why Julian left, it took over his mind

[@Superbuchi]

But it is also why he returned!

[@hunterthibault5611]

@@Superbuchi be forewarned when you gaze into the pompadour, for the pompadour also gazes into you

[@Natalie_Toshino]

Very suspicious coming from a brain in a jar. Was it you?

[@Abdega]

@@Superbuchi It took him years to conquer it

[@Hatster985]

One of my favorite complete series from the DD/J era. It’s got a wide variety of conversations, a game I have experience with and also enjoy, decent jokes, and they actually finish the game.

[@6xten]

35:15 every time Julian sneaks in a Homestar reference it makes me way happier than I should be

[@CranberryCartoons]

hi the ledge from now on, do you want to join our wet knee gumption club?

[@Yogurtcups]

I like chris’ horror idea, a mother having to witness her husband and son turn into monsters and lose their humanity and eventually try to kill her sounds like a good horror movie, one of those ones that makes you absolutely miserable

[@samcolvett6752]

It exists it's called The Boss Baby

[@crispydog4832]

@@samcolvett6752 christ

[@killerweasel]

Chris' horror story is just a reskin of his hellbenders pilot. And I'm here for it.

[@hilotakenaka]

I mean that’s basically what Colour out of Space is

[@Mrmightyturtle]

It happens in Devilman Crybaby but there it's the dad.

[@mr.slowhands8016]

Is it weird that I've made it a habit to fall asleep to the complete series' for over 2 years now?

[@Tulip_bip]

I remember saying to myself "I'll get bored of listening to the same things every night after like a month". Needless to say that didn't happen lol

[@mr.slowhands8016]

@@Tulip_bip glad to know I'm not alone

[@thebreadbringer]

It's just really good for background noise because it's like you're in a room with people talking

[@darksuntoggafhd9947]

I tried sleeping to the Zach compilation but kept laughing

[@mr.slowhands8016]

Make this now over 3 years listening to my boys ramble

[@SpookySpaghettii]

This is for me, don’t mind me 26:01 35:42 36:16 46:43 49:33 52:10 54:12 55:45 1:00:54 1:02:34 1:24:58

[@DonkeyKongJr]

Lmfaooo

[@DonkeyKongJr]

DoNt MiNd Me

[@SWISS-1337]

No matter how many time I watch this, the bit with Julian preferring this game, as it's grounded in "reality" followed by the pulsating yellow text showing "reality" whilst basically magic happens, I always laugh.

[@matthewfunk6435]

48:26 this whole bit with neo cortex wanting the chaos emeralds is hilarious to me.

[@WanderingChin]

"Smoke too many Pikmin" - Shigeru Miyamoto, 2018, via IGN

[@Andrew228399]

2:01:42 - Chris tells stories about his dad and gets the hiccups trying to scream.

[@Pusher97]

Kills me every time

[@PrimalSneeze]

CHRI-*hic*

[@cjvinet3211]

I love this part🤣🤣🤣

[@naranara1690]

CHRIIii- CHRIIii- CHRIIii-

[@Absolutely_Nobody]

34:37 Real emotion in that response from Chris.

[@Wout680]

1:20:20 DingDong is a year and a half in this video. You feel old yet? Too bad he dieded at 2 year :(

[@sirsquidly3537]

The fact that they actually fought the final boss is really surprising considering their record of completion.

[@blobberberry]

I looooooove this game. Julian's enthusiasm for it is great

[@TheSocklessMonkey]

they got to the final boss and never released the following final episode. still sad about that

[@connor48880]

Technically they beat the final boss within the episode, so the following episode would have been 5 minutes long probably

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Maybe Chris dropped an n bomb

[@calebflores3389]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 an nitrogen bomb

[@mischiefofrats]

A Neo Cortex bomb?...

[@Marcos-pw6ee]

They finished it they just left out the ending

[@_Dio_Brando_69]

I have to say he's pretty good at pikmin. I'm genuinely impressed, save a few dumb mistakes, but Julian called himself out on them when he realized.

[@Abdega]

I put that up to the “LP tax”

[@gnashattack1]

4:00 strong start. I’m looking forward to this

[@nachoben3975]

This is just like a podcast with background noise

[@RickyRiceB]

You can always imagine it like chris and DD are pikmin and Julian is olimar

[@HazzronIV]

Decaying ketchup, if left outside a fridge, will build up gas until it explodes. Perfectly logical. OneyPlays: It was ghost!

[@lilcritic3260]

I love how Chris isn’t refrigerating his ketchup and assumes paranormal activity

[@HazzronIV]

@@lilcritic3260 To his credit, I read somewhere that many Irish and Scottish folk for that matter, still widely believe in things like fairies. I don't know if that's actual belief or if they just like stories but given the amount of alien experts the internet churns out these days we can hardly blame em. Nothing wrong with a good a story.

[@naranara1690]

Used to be a produce clerk, we had a carton of grapefruit juice that nearly did that

[@HazzronIV]

@@naranara1690 Which one, believe in fairies or like good stories?

[@naranara1690]

@@HazzronIV exploded

[@MsRuffledfeathers]

Chris: *offers hypothetical* Others: *Says what he doesn't want to hear* Chris: *immediately changes hypothetical to force them agree with him* .......Great conversation.

[@g.k.4710]

It keeps it going and he does this all the time to the point it's hilarious

[@DonaldFromKingdomHearts]

Others: *offers hypothetical* Chris: "I'd kill myself" I love Chris

[@notinspectorgadget]

I mean it is pretty great

[@cheetoschrist5685]

others: *hypothethical* chris: (coin flips inside his little chimp brain) That's scary/That's cool/I'd kill myself

[@orangejoe2147]

Cheetos Christ a three headed coin? I mean, it is Chris, so I can see that

[@seebasschin6754]

6:52 Holy shit! They brought up Mike and Melissa here way before Kingdom Hearts 2!

[@tarponpet]

And?

[@sjcrocker98]

I don't recall the timeline, but I remember they joked about it near the end of Pokemon Red.

[@SpellboundWolf]

I would love to see photos of Julian with the pompadour hairstyle. I bet he'll look fantastic.

[@funkyfreshwilliam2707]

Julian always looks fantastic

[@orangejoe2147]

It’s in the thumbnail of the new vids

[@AyEmEl]

I just like that the thumbnail is Billy.

[@Some_Beach]

What

[@dremorales1177]

@@Some_Beach billy from the grim adventures of billy and Mandy

[@Some_Beach]

@@dremorales1177 eh maybe?

[@savannah4957]

@@Some_Beach Not maybe...it is lmao

[@dweebus5692]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who was scared of baby Mario being carried away. Thank you ding dong.

[@Natalie_Toshino]

Oney I love you, and our child loves you. Please pick up when your daughter calls.

[@Tulip_bip]

he said you weren't funny enough

[@tawumpas]

Haha funny scream

[@thedigitallabrat]

this is the actual funniest comment I've ever seen.

[@quickattack8989]

That plot twist

[@ComradeCrab93]

@@thedigitallabrat why is your name not "lumpy blumpkin?"

[@GodsofPie]

My best theater experience was going to watch A Quiet Place at a point where it was juuust about to leave theaters. Meaning I was able to watch it all by my lonesome. No noises, no gasps, no one making inane comments during a film that relies heavily on sound design. It was a very fulfilling and fun experience.

[@dededigiorno1653]

I guess you can say...you watched the movie at a quiet place.

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

i watched annabelle in an empty theater right before it closed when i was 15 with one of my friends and his little brother (back when he was still little, he’s 19 and taller and FEELS older than both of us now) and it was fun. didn’t have to worry about bothering anyone so we were free to talk and laugh and fuck around. good time

[@Abdega]

A friend and I saw Joker in an empty theater, so we didn’t have to worry about someone dropping a big ol’ society on us

[@8BitKirsty]

For some reason, Chris saying tomatoes are "sluglike" and "orbiting" is the absolute funniest thing I've ever fucking heard him say and i pass out every time i hear it

[@Slewiwe]

1:59:58 for accurate fox sound.

[@ITheCorinthianI]

I’m gonna jump scare someone with that

[@queencancerous5332]

Chris describing tomatoes as “slug like and orbiting” will never get old

[@kyledinsmore9984]

I like how Julian wakes up 20 years in the future he decided he would probably just make more cartoons

[@flusterdouglas9326]

1:21:10 I never see this in any compilations and it's one of my favorite moments. "Everyone at home, send in VIDEOS!" "...of what?" "Of anything!"

[@McDoinky]

30:30 it’s amazing to me how Chris manages to come up with great random questions like this and make me laugh every time I hear them over and over

[@bhgameman]

His name's Julian, he's no foolian. He likes to gather Pikmins' stoolian.

[@DumeSlang]

Orbiting and Slug-like are two descriptors that I never thought would make subtle sense

[@themigtyboosh]

I miss the two lads... I like the other lads too, but... I miss these two lads specifically...

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

Yeah, it sounds dickish because it sort of implies DD and Julian were the best and no one can compare, but the fact they won't be back like they were just makes it sadder. The other guests have all been great too.

[@jackielana9993]

Chris not being able to make vore jokes, gay jokes, Mexican jokes, or continue any of the ongoing running jokes that he had with Ding Dong and Julian are all the reasons I preferred them two to anyone else. It’s just too different with what he’s able to draw jokes from, and I guess certain people just liked when Chris was enabled to be as autistic as possible.

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@@jackielana9993 Zach enables his autism quite well.

[@jackielana9993]

Sovereign Snorlax but Zach and everyone else aren’t gay furries that are accidentally funny though, it’s the combination of Chris’s autism with Julian’s weirdness and Ding Dong’s “Chris”

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@@jackielana9993 You don't know that.

[@organicketchup5171]

“Resident Evil: The Great Balloon Race” 😆 This is why Ding-Dong is my favourite Oneyplays cast member.

[@leepicbaconman1553]

“You break stuff all the time.” Julian:”No I don’t”

[@DocZhong]

47:10 sounding + chaos emeralds 1:10:13 one year 1:34:20 ghoulie 1:54:34 scrape + blues 2:15:19 sluglike and orbiting 2:19:42 ironic political meme 2:27:50 pikmin developers

[@zincpodzzz]

One of my favorites to go to sleep since Pikmin has such a nice soundtrack and the stories and topics in this one are really good.

[@akajulester]

Chris desperately trying to get rid of his hiccups is one of the funniest God damn things I’ve ever heard

[@Sorinian]

We all know that relatable pain.

[@RickyRiceB]

I led to believe that Chris’ hiccups are similar to mine where it feels like a stick is being jammed toward your chest every time you hiccup

[@millennialboomer]

Honestly the best game series in Nintendo. I wish they would release a remastered trilogy on switch so I can feed more pikmin to the various monsters.

[@laezedrabby]

this aged well

[@ponikoTV]

pikmin 4 :3

[@FudTron5000]

@1:14:52 "my friend rockcock64" RIP in peace bestgamersUSA press F to pay respects

[@xDARKSHADEx]

rockcock64 still makes content on occasion

[@aron8999]

He got so caught up in what he was doing that he forgot all about it. His fans are gonna kill him...

[@billyclements2065]

2017: Chris "why didn't crash bandicoot cross over with call of duty" 2023: crash bandicoot in MW2 2023 version

[@BroundGeef]

1:24:24 I'm genuinely mentally damaged for laughing as hard as I did

[@homophobicyoda]

40:27 knowing dingdong and julian are a couple makes this funnier

[@xlextrasstuff9493]

10:31 Reggie saying “my body is ready” would’ve been the Cherry on top lol

[@Sofnuuy]

JulianPlays Pikmin while OnlyPlays with Rubber Chicken (Complete Series) lol

[@tahutoa]

53:53 I've never heard a legitimate "hee hee" laugh from Chris

[@fatherhadez]

I've watched this series many times. I still love it to this day, it really makes me miss ding dong and Julian. I finally played this game like a month ago and it's amazing. Like its still fresh to play games that have been played for comedic value even. Like you don't retain the game as much as the comedy. So its like the perfect setup for companies to sell shit more because Lets playing is basically advertisement but at a piss poor exchange

[@perunplague9794]

"My dad can't be a spy, he's Christian Weston Chandler!" This line lives rent free in my mind

[@theorenmoon7160]

bro you keep auto playing when im asleep and now your all over my recommended and i cant escape you ive never actually watched one of your videos lmao

[@klg9549]

Glad to see this one again. The "AFTER 10,000 YEARS" bit had me in TEARS laughing the first time!

[@acreator823]

You cry with tha gewd tihem

[@Oceanmachine27]

IT'S BEEN ONE YEAR!

[@kenwynnelson6340]

I cant believe Arin cancelled doodle doods after Julian tried drawing furry porn for the whole episode.

[@mino2123]

i wish i could thank julian for convincing me to get into pikmin

[@oklahomacityradiowaves5462]

Don’t worry. Julian always knows.

[@ethanjackson4969]

36:56 the theory is that the longer you’re a ghost the more deformed you become. So since he was recently deaded he looks pretty human

[@TheLovelyVocal]

The best part of these stories is that they get so absurd that it's hard to tell which ones are true a lot of the time

[@ignislordofflames9274]

12:47 adding my two cents here, i used to play dino crisis 2 as a kid. the part where the giga gets introduced and beats up the t-rex, and the scene where it goes in to eat it scared the hell out of me ...also, fuck the underwater level.

[@LaserbeamXperience]

2:38 I''ve watched this video 100 times and I still don't know how Chris made that sound.

[@ewanthethingdoer]

“meals on wheels” is still one of the best bits from the entire channel

[@theharv2390]

The t-posing trump clip has got to be my favorite oneyplays clip ever

[@ryanotte6737]

-noclip

[@quero4849]

Thanks!

[@GriffithFromBerk]

I always let 2017 oneyplays play in the background when I sleep, but end up having dreams about it because I hear it in my sleep and in my dreams and it only happens when I listen to oneyplays

[@RickyRiceB]

At least you get to dream about the original Oney Plays crew harassing you with vore hypotheticals

[@saladparfait]

15:00 I remember trying to play 1313 dead end drive at my grandma's house, but by the time I got to it for the first time, half the pieces were already missing. I never did learn how it's actually supposed to be played.

[@yoyhue1678]

You should Board James episode on it 😎

[@Error-en8qb]

>less cheese >less sauce >less pepperoni >less jalapeno Ok so I'm gonna pay full price for half a pizza?

[@我的家-j4b]

17:04 grandma's gonna sue the pants off of santa

[@thmoow]

1:24:33 axolotls 1:30:09 Julian's MLP dream 1:59:01 fox sounds 2:01:33 childhood stories 2:07:41

[@shiboatisuto]

I like when oneyplays is based in reality

[@ShyShyTAS]

I have actually seen the video of the black guy holding the electric box. The reason he has a hole on his side is because his skin was burnt onto the metal frame and he tried to get off it and his flesh and meat got stuck on to the metal so you see the lung poking out.

[@DasAntiNaziBroetchen]

Dude...

[@chillipepperjotaro6288]

Bro! That’s actually sick! In the best way possible....

[@heartbust4624]

If I got to that point I would just want to die

[@cannonfodder4000]

44:02 Funny Chris mentions huge daddy long legs, since there's a huge one in this game!

[@oats4632]

Chris was not lying about the Hyena sticking it's head up the elephants ass, That's the funniest part

[@MrThemanofdoom]

Koalas have what is called a soft brain which means they don't have ridges in their brains like us or other primates similar to chimpanzees. Basically they are not good at da thinking, you could put a plate of eucalyptus leaves in front of one and they wouldn't know what to do.

[@Ub3rGr00SS]

Smooth brain

[@moghogpie]

Thank you so much for posting these complete series vids. Oney comps have been soothing me through my stomach flu

[@bigjeff2491]

1:25:12 "What's your least favorite thing... about society?" "...oh--" *massive sneeze* "Ingrown toenails?"

[@imnotgivingyoumyname810]

Electricity actually does that. The Electricity will arc through the easiest path. The holes it leaves are terrifying. I was going to be a first aide attendant but I talked myself out of it because of the stuff we were shown.

[@bigbadseed7665]

Chris's out of nowhere burp/groan nearly made me spit out my drink.

[@Meganuke5000]

I still wish we got to see the reactions to the actual ending cutscene to this. It feels really weird having the ending cut off the way it does.

[@Liquid_Mike]

Jing Jong kills me whenever he says "pappy-roose" Like, is he intentionally pronouncing it wrong, and I'm the scrub? Or is *he* in fact, the scrub?

[@deadliestvice5356]

It's closer to the actual pronounciation than Popeye-rus, that's for sure.

[@trajhver3]

Chris ordering a pizza with "less" everything sounds just horrible.

[@vlaznyccc]

"T-Posing? How embarassing, how are you the President?"

[@C_B_Hubbs]

I just realized in the thumbnail of this video that he made Olimar look like Billy. Nice.

[@rosewilson1052]

1:25:30 - I always think these guys are the best goofs and just hilarious people and then it's moments like this when Chris rattles off a textbook definition of the word society that I'm just like bruh these guys got brains too, y'all that's not fair being that gifted

[@csvtvChrist]

Olimar is now Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy and I cannot unsee it.

[@vf1doom497]

This is entertaining; but I find myself going to sleep to this, the Mario Odyssey and Wind Waker playthrough like a few times a week.

[@williamcoleman496]

58:10 Chris accurately predicts critical plot point of acclaimed HBO sci-fi series Raised By Wolves

[@SavestateComic]

1:18:15 There was a video game show like that called Game Over. It was weird and only lasted six episodes.