Oney Plays The Polar Express WITH FRIENDS - EP 1 - All Aboard

[@Jokerhamil]

remember the character in this movie who sounded like mandark from dexter's lab and looked like mandark and kinda acted like him too and was pretty much just mandark

[@Snake8jake]

Eddie Deezen

[@Jokerhamil]

Ol' Slaps yeah, that's what i said, mandark

[@dasutanehineri]

OH MY FUCKINH GOD THAYS WHO HE SOUNDED LIKE EVWRYTIME I WATCHED THE FUCKING MOVIE I WOULD GET HUNG UP ON WHO THE FUCK THE LITTLE BITCH SOUNDED LIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA!

[@Top10WizardReviews]

and then he fights santa in his giant mech.

[@TheVirtuallyInsane]

That gunshot had me in tears

[@chryssi722]

TheVirtuallyInsane same

[@moonarilemurtails1087]

Admittedly, it made me jump

[@Gremthebeliever]

Timestamp?

[@Wagglezzz]

@@Gremthebeliever 6:03

[@n0mai]

i accidentally read your comment RIGHT before that came up i barely had any time to think "i wonder when that gunshots coming"

[@DraphEnjoyer]

These types of licensed games always perplexed me. Who the fuck watched The Polar Express and thought "oh boy I would love to play a game of this"

[@Superboologan1]

MrZurata I don't know, I feel like we've had a serious lack of movie licensed games as of late

[@CentreMetre]

Kids

[@aiawaia]

i like how dingdong laughs every time the kid gets hit

[@FreshPwncakez]

Nothing like a little Schindler's List to get in the holiday spirit

[@Cinocephalus]

Good ol'christmas night of 1943.

[@Sam-pr6oe]

Alternate title: Uncle Auchwitz's Adventure

[@Fibah]

KONO HITLER DA

[@bryanmartinez4714]

Oy Vey

[@hehe42069-k]

coming back to this series for the first time since it came out and this is the first fucking comment i see dont fucking do this to me my back already hurts :^)

[@Keilaido]

Oh boy I loved Snowpiercer

[@VigilSerus]

I fucking died

[@Circuitssmith]

No drugs and orgies in this game, I'm disappoint.

[@loogi8747]

Fun fact my photography teacher wanted to put on the polar express for the last day before Christmas break so she searched “polar express” on KZbin and accidentally put on a walkthrough of this game. We watched this for 20 minutes before she asked us “is this a different version or something?”

[@MyNewSoundtrack]

I fucking died at 6:00, dindongle I love you

[@bear5782]

MyNewSoundtrack ikr lol

[@patrickortiz1454]

lol

[@shadowwarriors1000]

It killed my ears XD

[@BuffPixels]

i love oneys lil face in the thumbnail

[@chr1s415]

BuffPixels I love how his ticket says ape lol

[@BuffPixels]

Christopher Portillo i did not notice that. I love it so much more now.

[@ruhruh7961]

Christopher Portillo I wonder if its an inside joke cause ape is pretty random

[@1marioracer1]

jeff mentioned in his sing-along with chris how chris always makes ape noises in all of his works.

[@landoncampbell7821]

"Over here!" "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Best dialogue in this game.

[@Granetdud]

I like that Oney's obsession with Ape's can be seen in the thumbnail. It's the little details that count.

[@nachosNipples]

huh?

[@noregrets92]

I literally just watched this for the first time a few hours ago. I thought for sure the weird hobo guy was going to turn out to be Santa in disguise. It was pretty weird for a kids film, and the north pole factory gave off a bioshock vibe.

[@richardcletus6026]

Is an Elf not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says the man in the red suit it belongs to the children. I chose something different. I chose the South pole. Where Elves can create without the morals of the season. No gods or santa, only Elves. -Andrew Ryan, Toy Train Tinkerer

[@TrueCarthaginian]

The first minute of this video is seriously one of the funniest parts in all of OneyPlays.

[@Crioch]

I once had to watch this film in school. No one wanted to watch it but the teacher really wanted even shouted at us to be quiet. At the end when santa hanks shows up we could see him cry. It was... difficult not to laugh.

[@oakey03]

You misspelled Jewlian, Chris.

[@captainsunshine64]

Jew jewspelled Jewlian, Jew

[@Turian_Hustle]

Holy shit this has added in subtitles. It’s like a whole new episode rewatching with them on

[@MistyDusker]

This makes me think of a reskin of a Harry Potter game.

[@RSmith-hv2bj]

That's so fucking accurate. The PE gba game was similar to the HP gba games (1&2) if I remember correctly.

[@Natalie_Toshino]

YEAH, actually!

[@bobblehead7002]

I keep coming back to this hilarious series

[@OperaMoshpit]

The gunshot holy fuck

[@DoorStuck]

hot pocket Vernnnn

[@supermariofan772003]

In all honesty, this is probably one of the best series on this channel.

[@Gojira908]

Over here! Nooooooo!

[@golpop]

I die laughing every time the Oney Sleighs intro comes on... makes me feel real cheerful inside :D

[@yourdadsbbqbrisket8526]

The gunshot was perfect.

[@TheJokerImpressionist]

"You had better stop me now" *Gun Shot* 6:02

[@Nuberax]

It's Jim Hanks, Tom's brother.

[@cadelfowl7724]

hello its me ur brother jim hanks

[@adamocoin4678]

Nuberax no its Hank Hill

[@WakoDoodle]

oneyplays reminds me of old game grumps when jontron was there. I missed the laughter. Glad to see its alive and well here instead!

[@AlexanderLeset]

Scrouge yelling "Over here!" sounded just like Ed (the guy with the stutter) from Brave Fencer Musashi when you fight him near the end of the game

[@yahdo]

Goddamn that bullet entry wound got me

[@HematomaFalafalPatrol]

I remember ratting this kid out when I was at his house because he wouldn't give me a turn playing this game

[@HematomaFalafalPatrol]

Alright

[@scandalousblue]

i love ur rick icon

[@furbyfries3571]

I'm a minute in and I already started laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. What a great start to a playthrough

[@TheLewdOtaku]

A trip down memory lane

[@jacobfitzgibbon4670]

Ding Dong laughed so much this episode it made my heart warm

[@dannystuivenberg1195]

I can't hear this delightful poc child

[@TelecastPropellor96]

That gunshot was so funny, you might say it _killed_ me. Lol (laugh out loud).

[@dr.loverb5479]

Wow, Snowpiercer is way different than I remember.

[@TerryHesticles87]

I think you guys beat Brutalmoose to the punch this year.

[@smallpoly10]

The conductor in this game is voiced by Jim Hanks, the brother of Tom Hanks. He actually does that sort of thing a lot, like whenever Woody from Toy Story needs to be voiced for toys and video games.

[@dayman4586]

whoever made the english captions for this thank you because they were pretty good

[@MichaelDodge29]

The intro always makes me laugh!!

[@Wruce_Bayne]

I wish I could double jump IRL

[@ExpertDual]

I rented this game at blockbuster after watching the movie

[@apig3754]

What’s blockbuster

[@minesweepermcgee8465]

Man the edits always get me. I almost die laughing every time

[@Nuthin141]

oh god whoever did the captions thank u

[@TelecastPropellor96]

Still waiting for Oney gays

[@TOMMYDACOMMIE]

Positive Comment Oney Gays

[@hammychan1]

Best LP channel on youtube

[@ntlasanga4267]

My first oneyplays video, i always revisit it near chrimis

[@MintDepression]

Julian says his favorite Christmas song is Last Christmas and his favorite Christmas movie is Polar Express... Next he's going to say his favorite Christmas food is fruit cake... bleh.

[@jorge_cloonez4984]

"Fun fact: this is actually my favorite Christmas movie." Julian you sick fuck.

[@fordyboy54]

Turn on captions for more fun

[@saxyman6803]

I still remember when this channel was practically dead with just the resident evil 2 lets play great to see that this channel grew so much.

[@HalfPinoyPride]

always get the heartiest keks from these vids

[@ClavicusByle]

that gunshot was when i decided to never miss an episode of oneyplays

[@milodiaz4250]

gee persona 3 looks different

[@chr1s415]

smegma slug why p3? I would say p5

[@milodiaz4250]

persona 3's first full moon boss was on a train

[@chr1s415]

Oh yeah! I was thinking more of transportation since p5 protag starts on a train but then so does 3 and 4 lol ok nevermind lol

[@Destructocorps]

I had the demo to this once, on a 90's PC. I used to play it over and over again.

[@christophermaund336]

Happy 2 year anniversary to the video that made me laughed the hardest I have ever laughed at on KZbin.

[@RamenSploosh]

still probably my favourite series lol

[@RSxMVxSN]

A ring ting tingling ring s-spinal tingling too

[@mersilvaureus1525]

SEVEN YEARS AGO?

[@interceptthis4141]

I love the added sound effects

[@wertomellon]

The christmas intro is the best intro for anything ever

[@colferification]

Time to watch this gem again

[@Furanku13]

Lmao, I'm rewatching LP's while i'm working. Turn on the captions. LOL

[@jackofblades3998]

Normally I watch this every Christmas and then every now and when i feel sad but I was a little late this year cos i forgot so I think I'll watch it twice

[@perkyoranges250]

1:42 oney starts crouching on the train and people get sweaty

[@JesterDE]

I like your Let's Plays but I LOVE your drawn thumbnails!!!

[@silvermoon4229]

Wowza, that gunshot scared the canolis out of me

[@campfortson4387]

is the scrooge puppet voiced by murderface or something?

[@maggs131]

I love ding dongs laugh and i can picture is his avatar doing it

[@american520]

3:43 looks like he has a big ol' XD on his chest.

[@thejurassicman661]

Best time to watch this! Merry Christmas Everyone!

[@wotan.mp44]

I never watched/read The Polar Express. So this is a perfect way to start.

[@Nestul22]

6:01 I fucking lost it. My sides, omg.

[@SympleSymon]

Nestul IKR I'm dying 😂

[@Wowzers2006]

Thank you for the user generated subtitles :) They are always a great easter egg!

[@Karleetoh]

that intro still gets me

[@BlueKid37]

about time I got my daily fix

[@Coldkill2001]

Sayeth the prophet. "It's a brown brick in Minecraft"

[@KatHarpy]

had this game as a kid and it scared the shit out of me

[@mangojuise]

I remember I got this game as a free game with the second desktop we ever bought. Honestly the best game

[@isachan834]

Hom Tanks

[@blahblah6345]

Thank you for blessing that save file with my name, Jummungn.

[@Fubboo]

Merry oneymas everyone!

[@Bargingo475]

This has the best intro ive ever seen

[@Noblereach36]

This was my childhood game, Itd be cool if you finish this game.

[@FelixTheShinigami]

Oney's ticket in the thumbnail spells APE

[@bron-yr-aur7990]

I love that beginning animation. *HO HO HO* *ONEY SLEIGHS* Chris: *AHHHHHH* *boom*

[@juggerNOTtoday]

Those captions had me in tears

[@WarpxD]

Look, Papaaa! I deedeeit! >:3

[@NigelsPad]

Man, last christmas was lit.

[@ivattblue]

JvumuuG is my favorite Polar Express character

[@lapuctaify]

ding dong sure was on a good mood today, that made me happy

[@thecommondingus]

Here come the flashbacks.

[@Coolguysup]

This game is my childhood holy shit

[@gorillazfan85]

Fun fact, they didn't get Tom Hanks. because he doesn't like to do voices for video games/toys/not movies. They usually get his brother Jim Hanks

[@mega6836]

"Hey! Hey, you! Yeah, you."

[@drew9597]

Remember in the movie that a sole survivor who escaped from a concentration camp hijacks the Polar Express?

[@Mittens...]

5:56 I can't...

[@Wadedotdotdot]

NICE EPISODE BOYS!

[@chiefr9627]

Oh hey oney. I'm definitely watching your videos and not binge watching Super Mega

[@rockyxbautista]

this gon be good

[@godziller7136]

Im rewatching this.Who's with me?