hey, paddy wants to fish again

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@snakesan7724
@snakesan7724 7 ай бұрын
Paddy is actually pretty cool, I hope he appears more
@Boneheaded0
@Boneheaded0 7 ай бұрын
Yeah I like him it’s like Chris’s Irish accent was a person
@wizardothefool
@wizardothefool 7 ай бұрын
Ive been thumbing my carp since this morning pining for it
@saladparfait
@saladparfait 7 ай бұрын
Spoilers ahead, but in the second season, he gets an American accent and changes his name to Chris
@pass_
@pass_ 7 ай бұрын
you're pretty cool, I hope you appear more
@tek3576
@tek3576 7 ай бұрын
Chris said they recorded a few hours with him
@KugelBlitz0
@KugelBlitz0 7 ай бұрын
I like how Walmart's an exotic tourist destination in America for the Irish.
@ridgestorey9203
@ridgestorey9203 7 ай бұрын
This actually makes me want to play some fishing games
@an8790
@an8790 7 ай бұрын
It's more of a zoo really.
@henrylivingstone2971
@henrylivingstone2971 7 ай бұрын
@@an8790 That’s exactly what I was gonna say! 😂😂😂
@henrylivingstone2971
@henrylivingstone2971 7 ай бұрын
It’s like in the 1950s when people would take tours of a mental facility
@JimmySlippit
@JimmySlippit 7 ай бұрын
Kind of cowardly how they act like Walmart is the problem and not the demographic that infests and works for Walmarts
@rho117-sigma83studios
@rho117-sigma83studios 7 ай бұрын
This is the best OneyPlays era. Two Irishmen and a Lylebert telling stories while fishing, truly timeless.
@creativenamee
@creativenamee 7 ай бұрын
if only there was a fourth guy
@allmanboob3581
@allmanboob3581 7 ай бұрын
If only he drew porn
@GritYT
@GritYT 7 ай бұрын
@@creativenameeyou want so much
@satanslilhelper_
@satanslilhelper_ 7 ай бұрын
When god sings with his creations, will a cory borealis not be part of the choir?
@DeathByFrenchFry
@DeathByFrenchFry 7 ай бұрын
We would've never got Lyle's dad puke in a fish story if it weren't for Paddy!
@Patbacknitro2
@Patbacknitro2 7 ай бұрын
R.I.P to the Canoe and Pilgrim outfit. Best money ever spent.
@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932
@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 6 ай бұрын
This is why you don't buy extra shit for a game without at least trying the game first
@SpriteDuel
@SpriteDuel 7 ай бұрын
"You don't have to do this. You can think with your own brain." This has got to be my new favorite line.
@RonBlankenbeckler
@RonBlankenbeckler 7 ай бұрын
Chris commenting 'that's a TV' after Paddy says telly and holds in a laugh and no one else says anything is great
@youtubefriends384
@youtubefriends384 7 ай бұрын
that one moment got me 2
@NoOne-vy1jr
@NoOne-vy1jr 7 ай бұрын
Paddy got the most American experience ever in the form of a fucking Walmart.
@kaj7135
@kaj7135 7 ай бұрын
All that was missing was the flagship homeless black man staring creepily at everyone at the entrance.
@SludgeManCometh
@SludgeManCometh 7 ай бұрын
@@kaj7135 And being hounded for your receipt if you spend more than 10 dollars on something (they will not address the fat black lady stuffing her purse)
@BiggestBigBoy
@BiggestBigBoy 7 ай бұрын
The genuine American experience _requires_ a Walmart.
@FishmongerJones
@FishmongerJones 7 ай бұрын
He didn't experience sharting in the mart though
@lessgoofyone
@lessgoofyone 7 ай бұрын
Or a white guy
@Kaizerbruh
@Kaizerbruh 7 ай бұрын
“That Bass mouth looks inviting” yeah that’s on par with Corey’s character
@saturniidspectre
@saturniidspectre 7 ай бұрын
His mind only works so fast, if he sees a hole...
@MildLemonaidShits
@MildLemonaidShits 7 ай бұрын
I gotta piss bruh hold on brb
@Kaizerbruh
@Kaizerbruh 7 ай бұрын
@@MildLemonaidShitsaight bathrooms down the hall on the left
@Dylanafewnumbers
@Dylanafewnumbers 7 ай бұрын
character?
@El-Burrito
@El-Burrito 7 ай бұрын
I swear only Paddy laughed at first cause the other two are just so used to it
@Pheno01
@Pheno01 7 ай бұрын
17:25 Cory creates the word "Oomtha" by confusing the term "oomph" and the word "chutzpah" and fusing them together unknowingly. He then corrects it to Hoomfa, which isn't a word either
@cool.thumbsup
@cool.thumbsup 7 ай бұрын
But don't you kinda like 'hoomfa' though? Can't you imagine using 'oomtha' in your day-to-day?
@AdrianLopez-gg1gu
@AdrianLopez-gg1gu 7 ай бұрын
Classic Coryism
@lessgoofyone
@lessgoofyone 7 ай бұрын
Cory walks into a grammar error. OOMPH!!
@slipperyquark3885
@slipperyquark3885 7 ай бұрын
Never in my life have I heard someone struggle so hard to say “oomph”
@PhantoRoyce
@PhantoRoyce 6 ай бұрын
It’s like mother bearing hips
@SnagTheRabbit
@SnagTheRabbit 7 ай бұрын
"It looks like a big septic fanny." Have Paddy on the show more.
@SkyTheStarhero
@SkyTheStarhero 7 ай бұрын
More fuel for the "Best of Fishing" compilation
@Coconut_Prrson
@Coconut_Prrson 7 ай бұрын
"best of fish games" is something plausible
@slugshellz
@slugshellz 7 ай бұрын
@@Coconut_Prrson it’s just insanaquarium, sonic frontiers fishing segments, and these two videos
@Coconut_Prrson
@Coconut_Prrson 7 ай бұрын
@@slugshellz there's also Gaither's pond and that game with like laser crabs they played once
@joshuahughes4704
@joshuahughes4704 7 ай бұрын
And clips from every underwater level in games
@joshuahughes4704
@joshuahughes4704 7 ай бұрын
“After the feesh, go up the pipe.”
@user-zq1eo2pp5s
@user-zq1eo2pp5s 7 ай бұрын
"AWH I WANTED TO WATCH IT FOR ANOTHER WHILE" i love the way this guy talks lmao
@RichHobo
@RichHobo 7 ай бұрын
11:19
@user-pj6oc5gy2q
@user-pj6oc5gy2q 7 ай бұрын
far anudder woil
@Cam-pg7yz
@Cam-pg7yz 7 ай бұрын
FINGERS IN OUR GUPPIES BOYS, PADDY WANTS TO FISH
@Wumbo85
@Wumbo85 7 ай бұрын
I got a needlenose gar latched on each nip
@RichHobo
@RichHobo 7 ай бұрын
24:19 the SLIGHTEST mention of “father” triggers it Lovely
@youtubefriends384
@youtubefriends384 7 ай бұрын
my father...
@lessgoofyone
@lessgoofyone 7 ай бұрын
​@@youtubefriends384zach would've responded 😞
@IAmCipeRamo
@IAmCipeRamo 6 ай бұрын
​@@youtubefriends384was a GAMER...and a REDDITOR....
@1998Metalhead
@1998Metalhead 7 ай бұрын
"big septic fanny" is the funniest thing I've heard all day 😂
@ParanormanActivityCenterCD-ROM
@ParanormanActivityCenterCD-ROM 7 ай бұрын
It's the sequel to Big Ugly Boy... *4.*
@richardhansem
@richardhansem 7 ай бұрын
Not sure what their relationship before this, but that single line absolutely made Corey fall in love with him
@BiggestBigBoy
@BiggestBigBoy 7 ай бұрын
That's Cory's mind 24/7
@LangstonDev
@LangstonDev 6 ай бұрын
Corey's child-like giggle of delight lit a fire in my big brown belly
@MasqueradePW
@MasqueradePW 7 ай бұрын
I love these videos with Paddy, what a funny little guy.
@16dwreck
@16dwreck 7 ай бұрын
Paddy’s come a long way from getting lost in the woods of Ireland. Now he gets lost in fishing simulators.
@kelseyjaffer
@kelseyjaffer 6 ай бұрын
brave implying Ireland isn’t just one big fishing simulator
@Boneheaded0
@Boneheaded0 7 ай бұрын
I want IRL fishing with paddy videos
@saturniidspectre
@saturniidspectre 7 ай бұрын
I desperately need Cory to be there to whine like a child
@Joker-tu5uy
@Joker-tu5uy 7 ай бұрын
Whens OneyFishing dropping
@Chorkly
@Chorkly 7 ай бұрын
PaatiVidya
@necromech_
@necromech_ 7 ай бұрын
@@saturniidspectrei dislike Instagram, but Chris has a video on there with Ding Dong and Cory fishing. well more like just being lazy and listening to music while one of their friends is fishing
@LeGabrielMan
@LeGabrielMan 7 ай бұрын
@@necromech_is that the “people try to grape me”video?
@Optim121
@Optim121 7 ай бұрын
Lmfao that old guy saying I'm going crazy is hilarious
@greekfire995
@greekfire995 7 ай бұрын
When he grows up he wants to be One of the harvesters of the sea I think before his days are done He wants to be a fisherman
@SUP3R10Rzombie
@SUP3R10Rzombie 7 ай бұрын
PRIMUS SUCKS! \m/
@JKBMYNRD
@JKBMYNRD 7 ай бұрын
PRIMUS SUCKS!
@bigbeefscorcho
@bigbeefscorcho 7 ай бұрын
Fuck yeah Primus sucks
@hashbrown777
@hashbrown777 7 ай бұрын
He want to be ninja
@drewp.weiner5708
@drewp.weiner5708 7 ай бұрын
He’ll live and die a fisherman WE’RE CALLING PADDY THE FISHERMAN
@charlied3189
@charlied3189 6 ай бұрын
“I want to equip this maggot” is one of my favourite phrases of 2024
@Salami_Snatch
@Salami_Snatch 7 ай бұрын
I like how Paddy's rampant Irishness makes Chris revert to his old ways and use his own Gaelic accent from time to time, tickles me fancy it does
@MasonKane1993
@MasonKane1993 6 ай бұрын
Had this friend who was an exchange student from aussie land. And her accent was very mild but the exact week she moved back home. Her accent became so thick it took me a couple videos to get used to it. It was really funny.
@SirSpycrab
@SirSpycrab 7 ай бұрын
Paddy is hilarious and id love to hear more of him
@Absolutely_Nobody
@Absolutely_Nobody 7 ай бұрын
I was really hoping this would continue. Episodes with random friends always have the potential to be incredible.
@ganpacheo
@ganpacheo 7 ай бұрын
I work at Walmart. Yes, it's stupid how we don't have a dedicated aisle for batteries. Yes, it's frustrating trying to tell people like Cory how to find them.
@ginogatash4030
@ginogatash4030 7 ай бұрын
Why is everything in America run the worst way possible? Like there can't be a good reason to not have a battery isle.
@ganpacheo
@ganpacheo 7 ай бұрын
@@ginogatash4030 Because it's funny, I guess
@JimmySlippit
@JimmySlippit 7 ай бұрын
@@ginogatash4030 Because we are required by law to employ black and brown people, Chris will complain about never getting the correct order at fast food places but will never mention the defining factor of the workers who fail to do their jobs
@ginogatash4030
@ginogatash4030 7 ай бұрын
@@JimmySlippit ok if this is trolling I'm letting you know it's not particularly funny, if it's not why do you think having these kind of rants under a let's play of all fucking things is a good idea?
@Reeeeeeeeeeeeeper
@Reeeeeeeeeeeeeper 7 ай бұрын
@@JimmySlippitmost moronic fucking thing I’ve read all day😭
@bombthezoms
@bombthezoms 7 ай бұрын
Paddy needs to understand the average service worker in the us enters an autopilot service mode as an automatice mental defense measure. If they didnt they would kill the average customer that is denser than a lead weight
@NordicAndNerdy
@NordicAndNerdy 7 ай бұрын
Every now and then you can say something unexpectedly funny or kind that breaks people out of their script and catch a glimpse of a human underneath
@dukeminty
@dukeminty 7 ай бұрын
I like to think that the customers shed off a little stupidity every time they come through and it eventually destroys the employees within
@Tom-jy6mc
@Tom-jy6mc 7 ай бұрын
Paddy as well as Cory need to understand that most retail workers probably only have a vague sense where half the shit in the cavernous halls of a store is. It sounds ridiculous but it's the truth
@higginswalsan
@higginswalsan 6 ай бұрын
Most customer-facing service workers I know are about as dense as said customers but think they aren’t because they get off from being asked questions they’re supposed to know. Stupid customers are God’s punishment for them.
@throwawaylolol35
@throwawaylolol35 6 ай бұрын
​@@higginswalsan preach, brother. the people who work service jobs for most of their lives are not operating on higher planes of intelligence.
@llemS_U
@llemS_U 7 ай бұрын
I can't believe that youtube took down Chris's RL fishing video because he found the creature most foul in his lake. That's just crazy.
@Beunibster
@Beunibster 6 ай бұрын
The people who own yt hate the creature most foul
@jack_the_wendigo
@jack_the_wendigo 6 ай бұрын
Its too bad, because that creature eventually grew to be the Adam we all know and love
@plutoziummmmm
@plutoziummmmm 6 ай бұрын
@@jack_the_wendigo That's weird, because I heard Adam was the one who tamed the foulest creature. Turns out he may be more of a threat than we think...
@chimbo7787
@chimbo7787 5 ай бұрын
The ((people)) who own KZbin hate people like Chris.
@disposable_income_andy
@disposable_income_andy 3 ай бұрын
i got that in my notifications like 3 months ago with absolutely no context (this is my first time watching the paddy videos) and i didnt even click on it i was just so confused, i was assuming it was another one of those irl videos like the chocolate jelly river
@deadlybaconman4467
@deadlybaconman4467 7 ай бұрын
We need conformation that Lyles story about his dad puking directly into a fish's mouth is true because that is both the funniest and most disgusting thing I have ever heard
@mega_manoy17
@mega_manoy17 7 ай бұрын
Please do 50 episodes
@MildLemonaidShits
@MildLemonaidShits 7 ай бұрын
54
@colt-_-jonson1743
@colt-_-jonson1743 7 ай бұрын
56
@joolian4763
@joolian4763 7 ай бұрын
4
@j.2512
@j.2512 7 ай бұрын
3 episodes and then a compilation is all you get
@llab3903
@llab3903 7 ай бұрын
@@j.2512fine dad
@Croter8ment
@Croter8ment 7 ай бұрын
Corey thinks the fish's mouth looks inviting because "you could fill it with tons of vomit"
@hashbrown777
@hashbrown777 7 ай бұрын
Paddy's dad would be proud
@M00nH34rt
@M00nH34rt 7 ай бұрын
Callback to Lyle's dad.
@shanemiller1182
@shanemiller1182 7 ай бұрын
Someone didn’t watch the last video 😔
@Croter8ment
@Croter8ment 7 ай бұрын
@@shanemiller1182 Does it make more sense in context?
@shanemiller1182
@shanemiller1182 7 ай бұрын
@@Croter8ment lyle literally said his dad vomited into the mouth of a fish then they all discussed which fish's mouth would feel the best to fuck. The judge deems Corey innocent just this one time
@Auzranium
@Auzranium 7 ай бұрын
Paddy is a perfect fit on this rag tag chaotic Oney Trio. We want more.
@HoboMojo9580
@HoboMojo9580 7 ай бұрын
Next we need a fish-fry simulator game with paddy.
@JBubba
@JBubba 7 ай бұрын
i like when paddy's laugh turns into a demonic gust of wind 17:47
@Casowsky
@Casowsky 6 ай бұрын
This is an amazing description
@NiallByrne
@NiallByrne 7 ай бұрын
As a fellow Irishman I completely get what Paddy was asking in that restaurant. That’s super common in Ireland. If a customer asks for help or looking for something and it’s not something we sell in the shop you’d recommend another local shop if you know they have what they’re looking for. Like a book or a restaurant or a bustop.
@dukeminty
@dukeminty 7 ай бұрын
I worked at Dairy Queen for a few years, I’d always recommend people other fast food places around that served ice cream when they had a complaint about our quality, but a lot of people here don’t like when you do that for some reason
@necromech_
@necromech_ 7 ай бұрын
it should be a low stakes interaction, I've asked locals where a good place to eat would be, but when you're dealing with corporations, no matter how low on the totem pole you are, you always have in the back of your mind that you're representing the company at that moment. unless you're a complete rebel, you're running anything you do outside of protocol through your boss first. it's funny to imagine she was incapable of independent thought, but honestly its probably just the employee not wanting to cause a headache for herself by jumping the gun that might get her into "trouble."
@PALACIO254
@PALACIO254 7 ай бұрын
It's also the fact that all of Ireland could fit in a Wisconsin suburb so it's pretty easy to find something that's just a few steps away
@Zackapo
@Zackapo 7 ай бұрын
​@@necromech_its also because americans have filmed fast food workers for any reason, pranks or stuff and you might get exposed and fired because of some idiot
@joshuawilliams9247
@joshuawilliams9247 6 ай бұрын
I worked at a hardware store for a while. It was against our rules to recommend another store but I did it anyway. Half the time I’d say it was cheaper on Amazon.
@Sh4dowFawx
@Sh4dowFawx 7 ай бұрын
The reality is that the batteries at Wal-Mart are placed across the front of the store on big six-sided kiosks with big Duracell and Energizer banners. There's at the least 2-3 of these, and they have any battery you can think of in multiple sized packs. It's very convenient. Also, i live in rural Oklahoma, so dont say i have some fancy Wal-Mart.
@wh1pqueen
@wh1pqueen 7 ай бұрын
Chris and friends are soft-handed city boys and are scared of the wide open plains of the walmart aisles. they would not survive a small town life they are soft.
@LordOfHam
@LordOfHam 7 ай бұрын
I hope Paddy stays for other games than just fishing games, he's a cool fella
@jormilos
@jormilos 7 ай бұрын
I just hope they have a 50 part series of fishing. It's something so slow and relaxing that they can just riff about stupid shite
@yanderelemming
@yanderelemming 7 ай бұрын
1000 episodes of this please
@fritzophrenia3146
@fritzophrenia3146 6 ай бұрын
In fairness to the carl juniors employee, if there is absolutely any chance that you're going to get yelled at by a member of the public, "let me go get my manager" is like the default conditioned response. She probably just thought she was being set up for something and wasn't willing to deal with it
@runforitman
@runforitman 7 ай бұрын
you just can't get paddy away from the bog
@CarlM
@CarlM 7 ай бұрын
We will never forget the bóg fish
@BigBrosFilms
@BigBrosFilms 6 ай бұрын
JUMPSCARES Bonnie - 6:21 Bonnie -7:59 Chica - 8:21 Foxy - 8:29 Bonnie - 8:43 Freddy "Its Me" Screen - 16:32 Freddy - 16:46 Chica - 17:00 Bonnie - 17:13 Chica - 17:24 Freddy - 17:58 Foxy - 26:18 Freddy - 29:12 Chica - 30:17 Bonnie - 31:02 Foxy - 31:31
@Ghinion_Ghost
@Ghinion_Ghost 6 ай бұрын
Wtf is this?
@Vanity0666
@Vanity0666 7 ай бұрын
In places like Wal-Mart and Costco there are too many people loaded into a too small area, causing the NPC Scheduler to break because the server can't keep up with the calculation on everyone's pathing.
@necromech_
@necromech_ 7 ай бұрын
they're all constantly attempting to calculate the shortest path, but every time the shitty pathfinding gets stuck, it spreads down the line.
@Vanity0666
@Vanity0666 6 ай бұрын
@@necromech_ it's like when you drive too fast in older GTA games and every car on the road becomes the car you're driving because it would take entirely too long to pull other models from memory
@necromech_
@necromech_ 6 ай бұрын
@@Vanity0666lmao, thats not quite what I was thinking of, but that describes it far better. I was thinking of how in the new hitman trilogy, if you poison two NPCs at roughly the same time, and they're roughly the same distance from a toilet, they both start heading throw up in one. however, since only one person can use a single toilet at a time, they both "fight" over who gets to take priority over using it based on who's closer. Since AI pathfinding is a bit wonky, they can arbitrarily stop walking, so you can sometimes get them into a loop of one of them getting ahead of the other, forcing the pathing to reset. So you just get two idiots constantly switching who gets to throw up where. if it takes took long, to reach a toilet sometimes the game just gives up and they throw up where they stand.
@mesosaIpinx
@mesosaIpinx 7 ай бұрын
They only had 9 volt batteries because nobody in LA knows how to change a smoke alarm battery.
@ezrawallet
@ezrawallet 7 ай бұрын
And everybody in LA owns guitar pedals
@Jellybelly008
@Jellybelly008 7 ай бұрын
*BEEP*
@RoachDogg_JR
@RoachDogg_JR 7 ай бұрын
Paddy says "like" more often than me, and I'm from California
@ginogatash4030
@ginogatash4030 7 ай бұрын
Does he say it more than Lyle though?
@FbManFA
@FbManFA 7 ай бұрын
​@@ginogatash4030 that's Lykele to you
@seamusthatsthedog4819
@seamusthatsthedog4819 6 ай бұрын
The real Roach Dogg Jr. would never be from California
@oof3821
@oof3821 7 ай бұрын
O'neill plays finally foumd his brother Padraig after he was lost at sea on the wexford coastmin 2009
@CadetGen
@CadetGen 7 ай бұрын
he was the one that the bog fish took! them Bog fish are an unforgettable sight lemme tell ya. I saw one back in '89 confessin his sins to a Bishop fish, afterwards he took some irish lads friend in Wexford, into the Jellyriver.
@kanucklesandwich
@kanucklesandwich 7 ай бұрын
I need at least 2 more episodes of this to die happy
@BionicKraken
@BionicKraken 6 ай бұрын
I love Paddy. He seems so friendly and genuine. I hope he continues to bless us with his presence in future episodes.
@PotatoBruh64
@PotatoBruh64 6 ай бұрын
12:27 I cannot for the life of me tell what I’m supposed to see in this video.
@ChibiBoxing
@ChibiBoxing 7 ай бұрын
That facetime bs made my skin crawl
@GrayD_Fox
@GrayD_Fox 7 ай бұрын
I’ve never felt this comfortable watching OneyPlays before I feel like Paddy is gonna tell me a Irish story on a sunny day sippin down beer
@AMetalWorld
@AMetalWorld 7 ай бұрын
Man, between paddy and palworld, this year is shaping up to be one of the best for oneyplays yet
@Mash_Z
@Mash_Z 7 ай бұрын
The Paddy Arc continues
@joeyjawdropa
@joeyjawdropa 7 ай бұрын
Paddy is so naturally funny and entertaining to listen to. As someone from a similar country to Ireland, its great to hear perspectives from outside of America.
@CreamCityErc
@CreamCityErc 7 ай бұрын
Old smelly milk can't keep Paddy down
@Tunkkis
@Tunkkis 7 ай бұрын
But boiling milk can.
@matmatician7
@matmatician7 7 ай бұрын
Bazing him!!
@LeGabrielMan
@LeGabrielMan 7 ай бұрын
@@Tunkkis “guh” -said the Bazinging boy as his father poured boiling milk upon his febile form
@FandralStar
@FandralStar 7 ай бұрын
"Big Septic Fanny" will live with me forever
@PhilipGomes_SmashBro
@PhilipGomes_SmashBro 7 ай бұрын
I love when Chris has his Irish pals on, always great episodes
@AtomicF0x
@AtomicF0x 6 ай бұрын
God, it is _so refreshing_ hearing more Irish stories/points of perspective about our nightmarish, corporatized lives here across the pond.🍀
@stylishalast0r
@stylishalast0r 7 ай бұрын
I spent from 2013 to 2023 working in a Walmart in Florida. Those stories sounded pretty accurate.
@joshuawilliams9247
@joshuawilliams9247 6 ай бұрын
Your decade of hell
@bugleberryfancam5820
@bugleberryfancam5820 7 ай бұрын
This is a golden group of people. It's cliche but this is an instant classic episode.
@triplecrosscounter
@triplecrosscounter 7 ай бұрын
I worked at walmart for a while and literally they would have new hires fill out questions as "training" that's probably outdated or irrelevant to what they actually DO in that walmart and then once they finish those questions they throw the new hires out onto the floor to figure out what they're supposed to do. For the first week I had to constantly tell customers "sorry it's my first day here" while I tried to figure out how things worked.
@BrokeBot
@BrokeBot 7 ай бұрын
That's exactly how my first day went 💀
@Hylian_Herald
@Hylian_Herald 7 ай бұрын
Russian Fishing 4 is actually pretty fun. It also has what I can only describe as an "introvert meter". When you're in the town, one of the meters goes down. It doesn't seem to DO anything, but it goes down lol.
@TheMibbsyful
@TheMibbsyful 7 ай бұрын
septic fanny is a fantastic turn of phrase
@happymisterbad
@happymisterbad 7 ай бұрын
17:26 Cory combining hutzpah and oomph is incredible
@GalbertArt
@GalbertArt 7 ай бұрын
Love how this series is just 'we spend way too money on DLC and barely use it, if at all'
@necromech_
@necromech_ 7 ай бұрын
can't wait for Oneyplays to go under after they do this enough times with diminishing returns on viewership
@seamusthatsthedog4819
@seamusthatsthedog4819 6 ай бұрын
Tomar would never let this happen
@GalbertArt
@GalbertArt 6 ай бұрын
@@seamusthatsthedog4819 YOU GAVE THIS FUCKER 84 CENTS???
@grimmy4444
@grimmy4444 7 ай бұрын
Man their rant about Walmart makes me so glad I live down under. Kmart and their staff are so dedicated and anyone you ask will help you.
@Jellybelly008
@Jellybelly008 7 ай бұрын
We used to have a bunch of those. I think they came from over here around Tennessee if I remember right. They started getting overtaken by Walmart in the early to mid 90s. We just avoid them for the most part since there are a few better competitors. Publix is one that’s always been good where I’ve lived. The locations seem to determine if the stores suck or not more than the brand.
@LinusBitchTits
@LinusBitchTits 6 ай бұрын
Kmart was founded in the US.
@Ramdom_Cheese
@Ramdom_Cheese 7 ай бұрын
Honestly love Paddy, hope we get to see him appear more often
@ledrid6956
@ledrid6956 7 ай бұрын
I worked in target, and I did not get paid nor treated well enough to bother memorizing the entirety of the store and be able to tell anyone where everything is at all moments, I worked in the front so I had 0 reason ever to walk anywhere besides the front and then leave when my shift was over.
@hidden1319
@hidden1319 7 ай бұрын
I work at target now and I just put my two weeks in since I got a better job, but dude I put in 5 years and not once at that place have we ever had a boss or anything that cared about us. Just walked around yelling and complaining. If anyone comes across this, please do yourself a favor and don't work there. It doesn't matter how hard you work for them it'll never be enough, like I'm there at 330am to unload trucks and shit and they're just the worst. Your raises will be shit too.
@ledrid6956
@ledrid6956 7 ай бұрын
@@hidden1319 Shit raises are all too real, it's corporate policy to only give around 10 extra cent a year, I got the highest raise out of anyone I talked to, a whopping 13 cents, 10 extra years working there I might have made a whole dollar more! Even climbing in the ranks doesn't have you earning all too much more.
@hidden1319
@hidden1319 7 ай бұрын
@@ledrid6956 I've had 60 cent raises but the last three years have been just awful. I mean the 60 cent raise was cool but regardless the tl and etl and even the sd were all just awful.
@chimerschang
@chimerschang 7 ай бұрын
​@@hidden1319 I started a new job at Target at the end of last year (Same thing as you, unloading trucks around 3:30 or 4 am), and so far it is at least five or seven times better than my last job at Walmart, which I spent seven years at. The environment is quieter and lower-stress, and I'm getting paid more for working fewer hours. The only thing worse is how early I have to get up, with the tradeoff being my exposure to customers being kept at a minimum. It probably also helps that I'm working part time, but still.
@amandaheffley2272
@amandaheffley2272 7 ай бұрын
We ❤️ paddy and we ❤ septic fannies
@PlayNiceFolks
@PlayNiceFolks 7 ай бұрын
I've gone to the same Walmart for most of my life. It's always fine. Even when I occasionally go to another Walmart near the bad part of town, it's fine.
@GOLOY685
@GOLOY685 7 ай бұрын
"Lyle's eating good tonight"‼️🗣️‼️🗣️💯🗣️‼️🗣️🔥🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️🗣️💯🔥💯🔥💯💯🔥💯💯🤣💯🔥💯💯💯🗣️‼️🗣️‼️🔥
@ronniewhitedx
@ronniewhitedx 7 ай бұрын
Paddy has been a welcome addition to the lore.
@PaPaPhantom
@PaPaPhantom 7 ай бұрын
I love this dialog over a fishing game.
@TrueAuthenticSweets
@TrueAuthenticSweets 6 ай бұрын
24:33 This is the 2nd guest appearance of Godzilla on OneyPlays and I couldn’t be happier
@joshuawilliams9247
@joshuawilliams9247 6 ай бұрын
When was the first?
@TrueAuthenticSweets
@TrueAuthenticSweets 6 ай бұрын
@@joshuawilliams9247 Teardown with Tomar, Adam, and Lyle. They put him in an IKEA and a medieval village and they can’t kill him, so they torture Kong instead
@mikeg4691
@mikeg4691 7 ай бұрын
10 hour best of Paddy please
@Boxfacekid
@Boxfacekid 7 ай бұрын
These vids that break the normal format are my favs
@TheGaboefects
@TheGaboefects 7 ай бұрын
*when nightmare cops comes out* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA You're a brilliant comedian cory
@Slop_Dogg
@Slop_Dogg 6 ай бұрын
it’s coming out with bowlbo
@seamusthatsthedog4819
@seamusthatsthedog4819 6 ай бұрын
It'll be out when it's out
@MistaBrandoVA
@MistaBrandoVA 6 ай бұрын
“Plastering the porcelain” is now my favorite phrase for taking a dump lmao thank you Paddy
@giotaboi
@giotaboi 6 ай бұрын
0:10 they NEED to play cat goes fishing
@aaasssvvv
@aaasssvvv 6 ай бұрын
These fishing games with Paddy are the best
@SQUIDPILL
@SQUIDPILL 7 ай бұрын
Guys I finally cracked the code: Adam: Failed Chris Clone Paddy: Successful Chris Clone
@RizyRafiq
@RizyRafiq 7 ай бұрын
Paddy is really funny! I love his storytelling 😂
@Shaniq307
@Shaniq307 7 ай бұрын
I've worked for Wal-Mart for 8 years now, it is that bad. Often it's even worse to be fair.
@Dorito_Djinn
@Dorito_Djinn 7 ай бұрын
I love Paddy! I hope he visits more
@TheDoggyDog
@TheDoggyDog 7 ай бұрын
I remember Chris saying in an older episode that the phrase “paddy whacker” comes from his friend paddy and now I see why….
@jack_the_wendigo
@jack_the_wendigo 7 ай бұрын
Please give us more Paddy. If Paddy don't play, we won't stay
@L3giT_Hax
@L3giT_Hax 7 ай бұрын
2:25 The painted world of Japanese Lyle
@Xenomorthian
@Xenomorthian 7 ай бұрын
Bohemian Archive in Japanese Lyle
@JayTohab
@JayTohab 7 ай бұрын
I love how "normal fishing" isn't out yet
@lolshark33
@lolshark33 7 ай бұрын
Lyle's "kill lines" idea is 100% perfect, no flaws.
@DavidToons
@DavidToons 7 ай бұрын
I love Paddy so much, god love this man.
@Alec_Reaper
@Alec_Reaper 7 ай бұрын
Paddy is terrible. He is responsible for the fish famine in Ireland. I think? It was fish wasn't it? Something to do with ground being everywhere
@thatoneguywithahugethang
@thatoneguywithahugethang 7 ай бұрын
I demad more of this EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!
@CrazyBlonde13
@CrazyBlonde13 7 ай бұрын
God I could listen to Paddy for hours
@CasualJJ
@CasualJJ 7 ай бұрын
hahaha fishy fishy
@bulletbill5977
@bulletbill5977 7 ай бұрын
Thanks, guy in the locker on Manaan in the hit video game KoTOR.
@Rher_the_Moon
@Rher_the_Moon 7 ай бұрын
Hehe swish 🎣
@Tana91802
@Tana91802 7 ай бұрын
yayy more! Paddy is pretty funny! Hope you have him on more :)
@Dr3Mc3Ninja
@Dr3Mc3Ninja 7 ай бұрын
Cory saying that Walmart only stocks 9 volt batteries is hilarious, given that they are the ones used in smoke detectors/alarms. Perhaps Walmart is attempting to stop the epidemic of the ceiling birds. Paddy going alone to Walmart, and driving on the opposite side of the road. Nah. Couldn't do it.
@funnyWOMAB7048
@funnyWOMAB7048 7 ай бұрын
I think Corey accidentally combined oomph, oompah, and chutzpah into one word
@uc1gfhq6VgL7WVWuUJRT
@uc1gfhq6VgL7WVWuUJRT 7 ай бұрын
WE LOVE PADDY
@Corkoth55
@Corkoth55 7 ай бұрын
Lyle showing his genius again. We have the bird layer and now rhe kill lines.
@vicariousgourd
@vicariousgourd 7 ай бұрын
I’m genuinely so happy you guys are doing more fishing games
@vovovovovovovovovovovovovovovo
@vovovovovovovovovovovovovovovo 7 ай бұрын
paddy is the ideal irish bloke
@foodreviewer4903
@foodreviewer4903 7 ай бұрын
I haven't seen a stick point downward like that since the Harry Potter server. Good to know they still do nods to old videos.
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