BUCKSHOT ROULETTE

[@Gooseworx]

That was the real Pomni.

[@isaacinkwell]

no freakin’ way

[@rexpowercolt5230]

Pombi is kil No

[@HazeX2]

Epic

[@DontTouchMyBrainz]

Pomni NOOOOOOOOOO

[@commonwriternext]

I bet you were clapping your hands and feet together like a baby the millisecond they namedropped your character

[@Discuiet]

Some solid Corying in this video. "Statistically, we can steal his handcuffs."

[@koobyboy4304]

As well as "fair is fair, love is war"

[@Doodle_Dud]

Erm, you mean satistically. Learn to spell before the soylent penetrates through the whole of your brain.

[@AMan-xz7tx]

Don't forget the Cory-ology math Dealer: adds 4 blanks Chris: uses 1 blank Cory: "ok, there's only one blank left"

[@phatboi6904]

44:50 "he can't do anything because he's mathematically tied down"

[@DrewPickles69]

>Dealer has one health Cory: "OH GOD PLEASE GIVE US SAWED OFF OH MY GOD USE SAWED OFF" Some people think Cory just has trouble articulating himself. I'm pretty sure he's just downright stupid.

[@garlicbread8268]

Pomni shooting herself then getting shot is very in character lmao.

[@ferrisbueller9991]

Only just learned what a Pomni is. Actually a lovable broad... Cory has fapped to the character at least once.

[@pennaddict]

​@@ferrisbueller9991more than once

[@misterdj6671]

Statistically at least 3 times ​@@pennaddict

[@tonybippitykaye]

@@misterdj6671 3 times? In this economy and with THIS Cory? You vastly underestimate the deep well that is Cory’s goonsack

[@misterdj6671]

@@tonybippitykaye Cory isn't some amateur, it's not that he wouldn't do it more than three times it's simply that his goon schedule is too lengthy and strict to afford more than that.

[@metallickeyboard]

Cory constantly whispering misinformation into their ears adds so much to the difficulty

[@yourpalal4596]

Like the dragon being born from the Sky Uterus in Dragon's Dogma

[@tobythethird5694]

@@yourpalal4596 the fact that you have that memorized beyond me.

[@Jose_Doe]

​@@yourpalal4596but that's what actually happens doe

[@zanpakutoman4225]

42:00 Cory actually had the game winning play here though.

[@dinodong5606]

Cory an expert of gamer misinformation

[@ElBoneMan]

Cory’s brain destroyed like 5 normal sayings. “Not to add caution to the wind”, “Taking the big boy pants off”, and “Fair is fair, all is war” were some of my favorites

[@bnpqowl]

I liked “new fun-fangled game”

[@ForeverLaxx]

If he survives into his senior years, he's going to be completely screwed.

[@ElijahZaporteza]

Mother-bearing hips

[@sangan3202]

nothing but mold upstairs

[@ddoober]

@@sangan3202 he eats black mold for lunch

[@ooziepro]

Shadow walking in as Pomnis body is being dragged out is lore accurate.

[@TippyHippy]

I wanna die

[@thesupreme5999]

“The big boy pants are coming off” is a great new addition to the Cory compendium

[@twitchyeyess]

Yeah and the Man SCHLONG is coming out

[@ferrisbueller9991]

His "lexicon" as Nial put it back in the Cabin days. He has an extreme approximate knowledge of so many things. Also when he is fishing for a word he always goes for a word that rhymes with it... which is pretty interesting. Likely a auditory learner, being in a band that makes sense.

[@Double512]

@@ferrisbueller9991 im not sure if anything can beat "mother-bearing hips"

[@AquariusScanner]

Not that Cory would know lmao troon gf​@@Double512

[@NBDbingo5]

​@@Double512 i like "i'm so old for my age" from tomodachi life

[@starman4840]

55:52 “fair is fair, all is war” I love Cory

[@JohnDoe-z2r]

Alternate intro to the 40K universe.

[@FlCl3000]

An amazing statement

[@GrayD_Fox]

“out one ear and in the other” is a line i think about daily

[@Roperfield]

Judge Holden type shit

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

@@GrayD_Fox LOL

[@SkyTheStarhero]

Cory: Fair is fair, all is war That is the scariest Coryism Ive ever heard

[@fireflocs]

I think that's the titular assassin's creed.

[@Soulraven2735]

"Every single person is my enemy"

[@malikoniousjoe]

We need to hand Cory over to science. Just imagine what they could learn from studying this creature who claims to be man and has snuck into our society.

[@sillyperson999]

​@Soulraven2735 jerm

[@Khornecussion]

Tomar plays this game irl with kids at the local make-a-wish hospital. He likes to point the gun at them and go " You better WISH for a blank. "

[@nerdtendo128]

well they wished for that. sucks to suck.

[@RoachDoggJROfficial]

"Sorry not sorry"

[@RoachDoggJr26]

“Hey nurse, come clean up this child’s cratered head. So say I Joshua Tomar.”

[@CB0Otz]

Died reading this

[@shadabonea]

@@CB0Otz Much like those kiddies 😔💜🖤🧡

[@Dr.Peasly]

A character… he chew… a Christopher… he drew… and a little young Cory.. his gourd.. he lose

[@mr.boxhead4075]

Poetry at its finest.

[@OnixDDixon]

thank you very nice

[@thesupreme5999]

Dracula burst into riddles

[@wekkboi1498]

Tsq❤❤Ź😊q⁰❤​😂@@thesupreme5999

[@eliot6989]

Clap clap clap clap clap

[@Ihasnotomato]

Cory the kind of guy to shoot himself in the head in Russian roulette, get back up and say "dude that was NOT fair."

[@malikoniousjoe]

Of course he’d be fine, the one organ he never uses is his upper head.

[@inlander.wentruz]

cory is the kind of guy to shoot himself accidentally while playing with his AK and then chris goes "ah blyat"

[@DarknessPrevails]

I wanna play Backshot Roulette with Chris.

[@oof3821]

No you dont, theres a certain smell that he creates when threatened and lemme tell ya, it aint good

[@DarknessPrevails]

@@oof3821 I want his reeky cheeks

[@WillttocSicated]

HUH

[@PrizrakNO]

Sadly he cannot play backshot roulette, after the accident he can only lay on his back while hocked to machines to keep him alive

[@DarknessPrevails]

@@PrizrakNO so you're saying his back... Is shot???

[@TheFuture88]

Pomni alive: 14:30 - 15:49 She was alive for 1 minute, 19 seconds.

[@RealSquidShady]

This reads like a statistic for a species in Spore, as if Pomni was an iteration that went extinct.

[@yukimistay]

Dave and Cory were real angel and devil on Chris' shoulder this episode

[@c00lestkidd0z]

Yet they both forced him to do another double or nothing

[@that1scribbler]

I love how Cory keeps calling it "Polaris" and not "Polarity." Every time he says "reverse the polaris" I imagine him trying to back out of his driveway or something lmao.

[@eriklopez1234]

Them over thinking the 50/50 when they had handcuffs hurt my brain. “Drink the beer just in case” 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Ayoul]

I think they also literally had a very similar scenario minutes earlier and did it right without any hesitation. It's interesting how the game is stressing them so much the higher the stakes are that it's affecting their reasoning.

[@HankGreenburg]

I think that was the only time that cory gave good advice and they ignored him lol

[@Tulip_bip]

@@HankGreenburg the boy who cried sonic

[@malignantmelanomar]

@@HankGreenburg i think that happens with cory a lot. he spreads misinformation so much that nobody believes him even if he is right. like the fraternal twins situation lmao.

[@malikoniousjoe]

They also chose to use their handcuffs instead of stealing the dealers which would double their use and deprive him of a guaranteed win

[@tmtmtlsml]

I am a nerd and did the math on how lucky Chris got with his guesses in his first run. Sub-optimal play aside, the odds of him making the live/blank guess correctly on every one of his decisions is: (2/3)(1/2)(3/5)(1/2)(2/3)(2/5)(3/4)(2/3) = 0.0133, or a 1.33% chance. Pretty phenomenally lucky.

[@unclebarry3020]

luck of the Irish

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

I think it’s skewed a bit during the tutorial tbf

[@greenfox42]

@@unclebarry3020😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@R3fug333]

It's not rng.

[@xaioxaio11]

I feel like that can't be right because it seems like everybody that I watch play this, beats it on their first try.

[@TheRoachDoggJR]

Pinors just sitting there waiting in line as Pomni walks in, only for the doors to open again less than a minute later is a great image

[@1C3CR34M]

The idea that Pinors is the only one to last longer than 10 minutes is astounding

[@RedFloyd469]

Pinors was a cowboy protagonist entering an old timey western saloon after he saw a guy get in and immediately get dragged out cause he got knocked out.

[@jake_iki]

The collective IQ of these three is equal to 92, I think.

[@donslyuckus]

the twist is chris iq is above average but Cory's iq being negative brings it down tremendously

[@14cdl86]

Can't even keep track of rounds in the tube, let alone manage items for keeping the shot in their favor. Kinda difficult to watch the lack of thinkin in this one.

[@JerryFlowersIII]

statistically 🤓

[@mattgroening8872]

Dave has 80, Chris has 10, Cory has 2.

[@DrewPickles69]

@@14cdl86 To be fair, they also have Cory screaming in their ears the entire time.

[@mflcgaming5104]

0:45 - The players are introduced to the "polygonal man smoking" 5:56 - The players discuss how many cigarettes the dealer can smoke 11:38 - The dealer is described as smoking a cigarette after getting his health back . 18:09 - The players discuss whether the dealer should smoke a cigarette . 19:32 - The dealer is shown smoking a cigarette . 23:52 - The players discuss whether the dealer should smoke a cigarette . 41:42 - The players discuss stealing the dealer's cigarettes . 54:56 - The players discuss whether the dealer will smoke a cigarette

[@JonathanQShrimpling]

Thanks OneySmokes

[@degu6089]

wtf is this

[@justinblackwood4241]

500 cigarettes

[@kiasmidt7678]

I don't know what this means but you should do it for every episode of the channel from now on

[@gomibak514]

thanks oneytriggers

[@fireflocs]

8:09 I am shocked - SHOCKED - that Cory casually namedropped a real Hello Kitty game. He just knows that offhand somehow.

[@marfin4325]

"I didn't want to do this, but we gotta dump the Quaaludes."

[@lambda6145]

“Im making a hard right at Saratoga”

[@Silly-g]

"I'm pretty sure I was going below...10 above speed limit."

[@Its.Program]

"Just act natural..."

[@triplecrosscounter]

"Point that air at me"

[@TrueAuthenticSweets]

“Uhm… lemme check.”

[@proteustheterrible]

"Fair is fair, all is war." Cory never fails to almost say what's on his mind.

[@HankGreenburg]

Cory constantly telling chris all the wrong things and dave having to interject every time to correct him was so funny

[@oldylad]

Cory was right a few times and got ignored lmao

[@Crizzly122]

I love how you only win $70,000 in the game lol you bet with your literal life playing with a floating demon head and you still can't buy a house

[@triplecrosscounter]

Not even enough to cover a nice car what with the insurance costs and alll

[@jormilos]

Yeah, but it's like, Eastern Europe or something, so that $70,000 is pretty much like being a millionaire

[@Ryu1ify]

Maybe in the canon of the game it takes place in the 1980s or something and that's an actual amount of money

[@GoyBenius_0901]

​@@Ryu1ify Nah the flip phones and techno music are putting it HARD into a late 1990s setting.

[@malikoniousjoe]

Not gonna lie, $70,000 totally sounds worth it. Two years wage or it ain’t my problem anymore?

[@angrybabbu]

NOT THE CHEWING CREATURE NO!!!! MR BONEY PLEASE!!!

[@DocJamesH]

that's him with your cg-eyes

[@HOTD108_]

MR BONEY CHEESE!!!

[@aceof8S]

I loved that creature comforts callback

[@morbidtoaster8615]

Wait till you see the chewing clown

[@colt-_-jonson1743]

There's been a second chewing character

[@dingdongspaghetti]

14:14 shoutout to the editor for making the cursor pass behind the rails

[@elpato20001]

I love how Cory tries to pretend to know what's going on by repeating stuff Dave says but completely wrong.

[@catonthehowlingmoonrecords9529]

Statistically, Cory is more likely to scream "THIS IS EPICCC!" with arms open wide than you are.

[@VLADPowder]

WITH ARMSSZ WIIIDE OHHPUUUN

[@netyokai]

this is a reference to tomar shooting himself in the head as all his friends laughed at him manically

[@gregoryberrycone]

luckily his head always regrows like the guy from men in black

[@Blue-df3zz]

I thought the story was the other way around with tomar shooting all of his friends as well as being the one whose laughing maniacally

[@kingdavid7516]

that's how tomar got his iconic dent in his head

[@SilverlineXZero]

No it was the other way around.

[@starman4840]

Unfunny

[@pyrotechnick420]

Cory's water person brain is really on display today 💧

[@KabuTheFox]

most stressful part was listening to them explain the game over and over and over again to chris

[@kravann]

I swear Cory has early onset dementia or something.. How can a grown man's brain work like that?! It's like every word and phrase in the world passes through his brain, and comes out like 57% correct. It's honestly impressive how often he's wrong, but SO CLOSE to being correct lol

[@malikoniousjoe]

Cory has two brains. When people say he thinks with his lower head they’re being literal. His normal head literally has nothing going on, so when he doesn’t have a bone goin no blood is reaching his lower brain, inhibiting critical thought and leaving him in a perpetual power saver mode.

[@SUUOOOMMIIIPERRKKEEELEEEEE]

I love this game! I had an uncle who played this game by himself... I miss my uncle :(

[@wtfwasthat16]

H a whoa

[@Tunkkis]

Ikävä kuulla sedästäs.

[@JohnDoe-z2r]

Are ya winnin', uncle?

[@BattleFroad]

I really really reeeeeeallly want to see them play each other and fumble around with their goldfish memory

[@FunkyGhostHD]

Come 31st and they can officially do that. Maybe a livestream?

[@SilverlineXZero]

I noticed Cory becoming less interested and thought to myself "Cory pretend it's Sonic" then Dave goes "That's Sonic.exe" 😮

[@Ryu1ify]

You've got the Shining, kid

[@xeres6232]

They have the object permanence of a 3 year old Helen Keller

[@sandscribbles1006]

statistically statistically statistically statistically

[@awaffle7292]

This is the hardest thing to watch ever, its like watching a kid repeatedly smash his head into concrete and you cant do anything to stop it.

[@snakeater_Oli]

it's been the scariest and most stressful episode of boneyplays so far, just cuz all you can do is watch them say something that you know is wrong and just pray that one of them catches it in time before they do it.

[@ToodleDoodle]

Dave making Chris waste a handcuff when there was only blanks left in the round is one of the most horrific moments in BoneyPlays 2024 so far.

[@BearShare69]

It's very strange for an ep of Oneyplays to fully focus on the game, kinda refreshing. Don't get me wrong though i greatly prefer and love the usual riffing

[@Slop_Dogg]

those are the best boneyplays videos but sometimes they get too rowdy and yell/burp over each other

[@squiddu]

​@1e0isfdkorblpg FOUND THE NON-GAMBLER BOOOO BOOOOOOO

[@astroyeaster9464]

​@1e0isfdkorblpgwhy rag on this game?

[@c00lestkidd0z]

@1e0isfdkorblpgur not interesting 😘

[@CrazyLikeUhFox]

@1e0isfdkorblpgit’s a testament to the game, though, that it’s able to hold the undivided attention of three toddlers for an hour.

[@Deapcrash101]

When dave said "pomni" I knew there was no going back. It's over.

[@doctorcoughsyrup3040]

It’s incredible that both Chris and Cory exist with neither foresight nor hindsight.

[@spibbleslol7212]

"it's like a video game" thanks Cory. You are lit

[@varicosevaynes]

I hope the dev makes more games with this art style it’s so cool fr

[@mr.bibble7470]

He has! Mike Klubniach is his name if memory serves

[@necromech_]

Klubnika, but yeah there are a bunch of small time indie devs making stuff for stuff like the dread xp collection, that (mostly) aren't just run around a haunted maze. worth checking out if you're interested.

[@ItsCostnerAgain]

@@mr.bibble7470 Yeah check out the Tartarus Engine in the Unsorted Horror collection, it's fucking horrifying.

[@bobhill-ol7wp]

fr ong fam

[@wtfwasthat16]

"Fr"

[@LeonardAndHisBiscuit]

Cory yelling about using the saw every time the dealer has one health left is actually unhinged.

[@elydjahmonteiro9536]

This is probably the most sophisticated and calculated playthrough on this channel since Bart's Nightmare.

[@c00lestkidd0z]

Omg i fucking forgot ab that

[@pjbutton3396]

All threes grown men with no object permanence have to use their six hands and take off their socks to count to 8 shells

[@CrisisMoon7]

The chewing character is like the Rick Astley of Oneyplays

[@Video_Game_Channel]

Minus the surreptitious URL whisking unsuspecting users away to a groovy 80s beat!

[@Rum-Runner]

Dave and Cory encouraging Chris to keep doubling or nothing is exactly the inner monologue I imagine gambling addicts go through on like a daily basis

[@anormaluser5750]

So happy they finally got around backshotting eachother! Love this new content

[@TylerYoutubeGamingChannel]

that first run was godly

[@varzux1225]

I love how Cory constantly recommends the worst ideas that would the entire mood of the game

[@Oneirovore]

They would, wouldn’t they

[@onelittleninja8584]

Corey dropping a reference to Hello Kitty Roller Rescue was like a flashbang directly to my retinas. And he didn’t even mess up the name.

[@vela_nova7651]

14:05 pilotredsun mentioned!!

[@KZ_Suntorn]

Biggest smile on my face from that, lol.

[@huntercovarrubias6312]

Was really hoping I'd hear the reference and was very pleased

[@ToniTakuto]

I was screaming at my screen like an agry, wild ape any time cory opened his mouth. Taking the knife at the end was the worst possible choice.

[@nachomanxDD]

Pressing like with my big toe

[@skruntfanatic]

Wiggle it for me baby

[@NKO_lindo]

licking the button after

[@malion523]

me too...

[@cuppacofi1129]

i used my middle 🙏 middle toe gang rise

[@mcfearsun]

That’s actually impossible the like button is too long

[@dennis_duran]

That ending was so upsetting. Chris was so ready to steal the magnifying glass and Corey gaslit him into thinking the saw was a better option on a 4/3 chance

[@SkanGavin]

Its fun to see Cory actively poison the thought processes of Chris and Dave in real time with his batshit logic.

[@malikoniousjoe]

That these guys were able to be roommates with him and he still draws breath to this very day is a testament to their patience. He’s funny as a viewer, but imagine trying to draft a budget with him at the table, or discuss household obligations. I’m just sayin…

[@WafflesOWNz]

Corey valueing the saw over the magnifying glass at the end is in character but still upsetting.

[@malikoniousjoe]

They should have stolen the handcuffs, gotten two turns, and then even if he saws and hits, you can lock him again for another two with their cuffs.

[@FilmFireOfficial]

I cannot believe the editor took the time to mask the railing so that the mouse appeared behind it when Chris threw the mouse over the railing. That is actually an insane thing to do for only a select few people to even notice haha.

[@nickstod5789]

Whoever's editing is really good at the really funny quickfire edits lately, like in one of the new re2 episodes they did a really short will smith edit over an npc because they were joking that they looked alike

[@oilimenoruega7836]

Dave and Corey are Chris' devil and angel, except their both devils telling him to double or nothing again

[@hoodiesoup]

48:00 Cory: "Just to add caution to the wind"

[@SkyTheStarhero]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST GAME TO PLAY WITH CORY LMAOO

[@orichumo]

42:20 the one time cory was right and smart and they didn't listen to him

[@AnuxeL]

They had it guaranteed with handcuffs and stealing 2 saws. Everything else was unnecessary

[@VorpalSlade]

They literally had it guaranteed, I cri

[@enkayrome]

plot twist: this is just zach’s live camera footage after being kidnapped by tomar

[@Alden2003]

Dave sounds very youthful in this video. I’m glad his adventure to find The Fountain of Youth went well, they did sacrifice Zach for entrance after all.

[@studio-stirko5596]

Fun fact, the concept of this game was inspired by tomar

[@HOTD108_]

Joshua Blowmar

[@Somedudeguywhat]

He used to do this during his stint in East Germany during the 80s

[@rileyswett5155]

the chewing face title card was awesome, I've been loving the boney plays title cards this year!

[@PlaceHolderHandleOrWhaver]

I am begging you guys to make more of these. This was super entertaining lmao

[@hacuzsertid795]

19:45 He hittin the dealer with that Luvia laugh

[@Mel333GLOBE]

imagine this next to an air hockey table lmao

[@FunkyGhostHD]

At a game expo in Japan, they did have a physical table with toy shotguns.

[@TheEcoolarg]

Chris casually speedrunning the first ending

[@SuperCaleb360]

Chewing character needs to be the next guest, and you just hear him chewing throughout the episode

[@HOTD108_]

Are you telling me you don't already hear chewing 24/7?

[@twitchyeyess]

Tomar wasn’t lying. Chris really is cracked at weird Esoteric Pixel-y Games.

[@madjack1748]

what does that even mean

[@RealSquidShady]

He needs to play Hylics

[@twitchyeyess]

@@RealSquidShadyhe does

[@malikoniousjoe]

@@madjack1748It’s the kid’s new lingo for “He’s really good at weirder indie games.”

[@alexdrummond5221]

47:50 is actually basically the Monty hall paradox or fallacy and reversing the polarity on the shells doesn’t actually change the odds. Basically if you have 2 shells that are blank, 1 live your odds of having a blank are 2/3 however reversing the polarity here does not increase the odds that the next round will be live as the odds are still 1/3 for the live round.

[@strayroosterstrut5345]

Tried playing buckshot roulette IRL but the blanks done blown my niece's face off

[@Brelvos]

This was seriously one of the best episodes ever

[@uDaniels]

cory got that lonely little bro aura today, the LA air is unfolding his brain again

[@uDaniels]

21:16

[@TripleDsTV]

31:10 Shut up WHO?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

[@Oswaldo_Godoy]

cory constantly wanting to steal a saw when there was a shiny, useful, beneficial, magnifying glass RIGHT THERE kept pissing me off

[@OIdPudding]

cory being wrong 100% of the time adds to the tension.

[@malikoniousjoe]

It sure does

[@malikoniousjoe]

Having Cory on your team is the single greatest handicap I’ve ever seen haha Not only do you have to parse through his Coryisms but his inability to plan anything past the first step is absolutely incredible

[@JacobVonRoker]

cory soyjaking about the most mid strategies is hilarious

[@MrZip420]

statistically, Cory doesn't understand the laws of probability 🤓

[@Durandalite]

Watching them pass up winning moves again and again actually hurts.

[@Kids_Scissors]

Pomni playing Buckshot Roulette sounds like a real episode plot

[@shup5759]

It makes perfect sense for them to know about the amazing digital circus but my heart started palpitating when I heard them say pomni

[@WafflesOWNz]

Some of my 40 year old co-workers know about it now since it's on Netflix.

[@Violet-2200]

I swear I thought I was going crazy when I heard Dave saying Pomni

[@Smoothbrainium]

The creator has made thumbnails for Chris before

[@cctz_1]

@@Violet-2200 Tbf his game's fandom has like 99% overlap with tadc

[@shup5759]

@@WafflesOWNz I would love to hear my adult coworkers talking about pomni’s misadventures I’m so jealous

[@toolittletoolate]

42:30 Damn it Cory was so right you could have just stole the kinfe twice and cuffed him so it would have been 100% win

[@ryan7032]

This is exactly like Mr Beast's real gambling addiction

[@actioncat5333]

Game requires the tiniest percent of a single iq point to play and Cory HATES it

[@JPTQJR]

22:36 Dave has definitely been in a Self Defense Situation

[@Nasiruify]

The dealer didnt take into account that he is going against 3 people 🤣

[@Sigh95]

Man, it’s weird how Amazing Digital Circus ended with Pomni Kurt Cobaining herself hyper-realistically

[@El-HAXAN]

33:29 Cory in a real time having a brain blast

[@makeitthrough_]

14:05 Are they really gonna sleep on that PilotRedSun reference?

[@TheFewAndOnly]

I love that Cory's advice here was wrong 90% of the time.

[@RetJim]

36:49 made me laugh way too hard

[@NemaDraws]

Pinor was literally the story of the fall of Icarus

[@malikoniousjoe]

I don’t recall Icarus being constantly accosted by a Cory like figure, but to be fair it’s been a while since I’ve brushed up on Greek myth. Maybe Daedalus was a porn addicted Sonic fan too