That's Epic *Winks* In CONKER'S BAD FUR DAY

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

Nepotism as defined by Cory: - Hugging a plushie with your own face on it - Talking about a meme featuring yourself - Putting your children in a comic where they meet Sonic

[@mattszybiak4496]

I’m so glad someone else felt compelled to archive this fact.

[@seansmith6255]

Also "saving freinds videos to your favorites list"

[@flytrapYTP]

The third one holds up somewhat at least

[@samhall7385]

I think he means narcissism but also idk he not all there

[@tek3576]

I'm surprised he even remembers the word

[@GalaxyHighMarshal]

Hi there! Half Sword Dev here, thank you for playing our game. I am the VFX Artist for Half Sword Games. Enjoy! More updates coming soon 🤞.

[@nwes5150]

You're doing fine work, homeboy.

[@the_booontch]

I love your game, babe

[@Ahmenthi]

If you make an Armenian Cory plushie, it needs the essential Cory lines: "THIS IS EPIIIIIIC!" "Liar liar plants for hire, had a wife and couldn't deny her." "Because the fuckin' gorilla was a HIVE the whole time!" "Mother-bearing hips." "Same thing, what'd I say?" And that one rant from Sonic Heroes but it's broken up across three presses of the button in his belly.

[@KiryuMythic]

"shut up, Knuckles!"

[@Grasses0n]

Don't forget "I'm losing my FUCKING GOURD!!!"

[@DraphEnjoyer]

You forgot “FIRST OF ALL” and “Thanks my mom cuts my hair”

[@KiryuMythic]

@@Ahmenthi "Cory's talkin' tangents"

[@TheHolySemiColon]

“Would you like to sharpen a pencil?”

[@jonmerchant9760]

Armenian Cory plush NOW I NEED IT NOW I DONT CARE HOW NEED IT NOWWWWWWW RIGHT NOWWW Edit: make it life size.

[@wryytard]

RIGHT MEOWWW

[@goofoffchannel]

NOT TOMORROW, TODAY!!

[@pootyting3311]

PLUSH ME!!! PLUSH ME SO GOOD!!!

[@toastedt140]

With such iconic catchphrases as "I love eating Gyros."

[@jimmyBojie]

@@toastedt140 that’s the only thing it can say, everything else is moaning.

[@kota1155]

The conker and life is strange play throughs are so good

[@SkyTheStarhero]

It fucks with me that Cory can recreate the "THIS IS EPIC" voice flawlessly on command.

[@picodrop]

Timestamp?

[@McNugget-gq2pc]

@@picodropthe first 5 seconds of the video.

[@HOTD108_]

​@@picodropIt's literally the first thing that happens in the video. If you need a timestamp for it you've got a serious problem.

[@picodrop]

@@McNugget-gq2pc thank u, I normally listen while I'm driving or at work so I miss a lot

[@octocoq]

It’s a nice surprise to hear Cory use a word like ‘facetious’ correctly

[@shanemiller1182]

He didn’t use it correctly tho lol

[@Knapperoni]

Then he proceeded to misuse the word "nepotism" several times

[@BiggestBigBoy]

He was trying to say "feces".

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Vile

[@Noah_ffiliation]

If only he knew that it contained every vowel in the correct order, then he could use that as an icebreaker when he scares women

[@jonathan30021]

You guys think whenever Cory, you know... does the deed, he screams, "THIS IS EPIC!!!!!"?

[@lavbubl]

yes

[@jobogriff]

when he creates the double-backed beast, meaning to have consummated with a woman, meaning to have spread his seed or in other words, to have blasted rope or "came", I think he would indeed say "This is epic"

[@guhrizzlybaire]

i hate cory a little bit for saying that phrase because now I say it to myself in my daily life 😢

[@colt-_-jonson1743]

That's epic 😉

[@BiggestBigBoy]

Cory sobs "I'm sorry mommy, don't look at my ropes!"

[@RollaJones]

2009 Cory: I don't want to voice myself in Sonichu, I don't need people trolling me. 2024 Cory: MAKE A PLUSHIE OF ME SCREAMING THE WORD "EPIIIIIIIIIIIIC!"

[@RileyE.]

“Yuuuuuupppppp!”- Logan (Japans all about the respect) Paul.

[@RealClassixX]

>What did we learn today children? >Cory doesn't know what nepotism means! >Very good, A+

[@Ezrablynx]

I think Cory has an internal definition of half the English language. This must be what its like to talk to an extra terrestrial who learned about human culture via New Grounds and Cringe videos on YT.

[@BiggestBigBoy]

The words Cory doesn't know the meaning to could fill a dictionary.

[@kinnarawanderer]

I think the original idea is that you need to agree to parlay with a vampire on your own volition. Entering their house, them entering your house- once you're in the situation, you're in it. That has since been simplified to the "they can't enter your house uninvited" side of the myth

[@SMA2343]

Hans trying to say vampire facts like they’re real creatures

[@PALACIO254]

Have you seen Hans Van Harkin? He's practically a Dracula

[@jobogriff]

I mean he has got the name of a vampire hunter

[@Jago-Shogun]

they are real in the fact people believed in them and they're part of the culture. a lot of facts from creatures in bestiaries have a set rules and canon to them.

[@thecaptain6520]

Didn't Lyle snort powdered vampire that one time?

[@789sash]

@@thecaptain6520it was after Tomar grinded down a vampire with his iconic Tomar hammer he named the “go to sleep Jaxy”

[@onionhat745]

The Sword in the Stone turkey leg has haunted me my whole life. I want to dunk it in a bucket of bubbling brown gravy.

[@PALACIO254]

While guzzling down a big pint of frothy beer

[@BiggestBigBoy]

They always look amazing, but then you buy one at the carnival, and it tastes like garbage.

[@FunnyLittleFella]

...is that the stupid ugly creature from "To Catch a Yeti"?

[@SoulYard7]

I would TORCH my Freddie Freaker plushie if it meant I got a Cory Humonculous Plushie

[@timmytacoburrito]

I hope your back feels better, Christopher!

[@wideface344]

I am 25 and I have never purchased KZbinr merch. But I would 100% buy the Cory plush

[@KingOfSpacePrime]

There's something viscerally upsetting about Armenian Cory in motion

[@thefatpretzel1252]

I need them to finish Phucker in the Ashes

[@Aserl]

My Conker plush arrived today and then OneyPlays uploads a Conker video! Guess this is the year of Conker, huh?

[@chomskyhonks]

conkee money

[@BengalBoy16]

Yotam Perel (LazyPillow) is an underrated gem which deserves a hell of alot of viewership than he gets.

[@theinhibitor420]

Me on December 15th 2022: 25:50

[@Tetsu.Nathan]

Yo that part scared the fuck out of me because I was doing other stuff and wasn't paying attention😂😂😂

[@Fat1990]

Are you okay

[@Tetsu.Nathan]

@@Fat1990 Lmfao I think so, my heart can't stop jelking but I think that's normal

[@Fat1990]

@@Tetsu.Nathan dude I’m sick right now, hope you feel better

[@Serucipe]

Why?

[@ledrid6956]

I might be wrong but dracula inviting him in specifically "of his own free will" isn't because he needs to invite him in but to either/both put him into a mindset that he alone is to blame for becoming trapped in the cursed place or/and to symbolize something like choosing to walk the wicked road instead of being content in the light.

[@zeldadonkey1]

Narcissism and nepotism are now the same thing according to Corey

[@HawtDawg420]

I was lookin for this comment

[@ShuDino]

This playthrough has made me finally finish playing through Conker, been having a good time thanks guys 👍

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

Squished Armenian Cory as well as the soundclip of it are very prominently used as an emote and soundboard in the discord server im in lmao we LOVE armenian cory!

[@daroachdoggjr420]

thats server goals

[@Stampo2641]

Whenever I think of Cory, I always end up hearing Goodbye Horses by Q Lazarus featured in the iconic scene from Silence of the Lamb. Just that song plays whenever I think of the pic of him in the car or whenever he speaks.

[@tak0kitteh]

23:15 top tier editor bit

[@crowpen]

now this is EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@bobbyrobert1425]

Hans triggered a cornerstone memory by bringing up the drumstick from the sword and the stone

[@Burbin7995]

Glad to see Cory finally recovered his gourd.

[@_Image_Generator]

The way conker agrees with that statement 😂 17:47

[@MrCommonOddity]

I'm a little late, but, while I love all the wonderful folks that have been on this channel so far (and the majority of their compatriots that aren't that haven't sold their soul to whatever nonsense).... It's amazing to have Hans on here. HVH, you're a gangster. You've done so many cool things and frankly I think you're neat. Heard you a while ago doing various things but your bits on TNGG/BroDuo and other wonderful pieces you've worked on, on NG, really made me smile. Keep at it, lads. I wish you all prosperity. -CO

[@ziondia4607]

testicular torsion

[@miguelbranquinho7235]

Testicular fortitude!

[@oldgenesys7886]

"YOU WOULD BE NORMAL!"

[@sillyman357]

Oh noes!

[@TrueCarthaginian]

*deep vein thrombosis*

[@roccoventra8596]

Cory said nepotism like 4 times in this video and used it in the right context once

[@Freshmaker69]

That stupid Van Helsing Movie kicks ass.

[@Looneyboy]

0:32 its lazypillow bros..

[@alexshoemaker5992]

Hes Lazymuffin on newgrounds

[@Memjahmin]

When Cory says he "beat" a game 4 times it means he beat off to the game 4 times

[@tickleson8661]

1. Conkers gf doing yoga 2. Sunflower lady 3. The giant cave woman 4. Female zombie squirrels

[@journeytorainbownights]

**winks brown star**

[@BiggestBigBoy]

*gapes brown star*

[@Squashylemon]

If they don't finish this play through I don't think I'll be able to cope with the emotional trauma it'll cause.

[@maxwellvaughnestock5014]

Dude the fucking shotgun gore made me set up vr for After The Fall, Hans wasn't kidding that shit is impressive

[@Lumiirac]

Bro as a kid the Spooky section with the zombies scared tf outta me 😂 I loved it. Still do, tbh

[@Flippopotamus]

If the Cory plush doesn't have a 5 minute melt-down audio clip I AINT BUYIN' IT!

[@Kilroymk]

Chris has to make Armenian versions of all of his friends. I’m excited to see Armenian Tomar and Hans

[@JammerAma]

6:55 I actually love this little area in the original Conker. The remake one is cool but this area is one of the coziest little spots in the game to me. Everytime I think of this game I think of this area. The rest of the game follows specific themes but this place just feels like the beginning of the game to me.

[@AIagremm]

Nice to hear a shoutout to Yotam.

[@intensesqualor2268]

11:03 Can we get a compilation of Cory’s Logan Paul “Yup”, please?

[@L3giT_Hax]

It is perfect, the edit lines up exactly. God tier bit

[@thejebbiest6706]

YUP

[@jackn.offdonkeys477]

Solar Flare EMPs: 😮 Everything's fine: 😀 YTs Oneyplays: 🤔😐😥

[@oaw117]

Yotams music is really relaxing. I listen to it while im reading.

[@FromanAntlugia22]

I remember seeing that Yotam is a storyboard artist on Jellystone and legit went "Good for him!"

[@zopipers]

I really want a cory plush to love and cherish forever.

[@acehilm5001]

speaking of the plushies, i slept next to my chris and zach plushies for a year straight, and they’re kind of gray/brown now. :^)

[@daroachdoggjr420]

do you happen to emminate a grey-brown colored cloud?

[@alngrm]

That's an actual feature.

[@acehilm5001]

@@daroachdoggjr420 i’m a really sweaty and greasy guy i’ll admit that and i smoke heavily

[@daroachdoggjr420]

@@acehilm5001 congrats on your new beige-ish off white oney plushes then fellow smoker

[@MrYadaization]

I love Yotams stuff, happy they shouted him out

[@ThrusterMcBuster]

You know what’s crazy? Is that Armenian Cory, like meme, dude it is still massive. Yeah. MASSIVE.

[@Roachdogjr6671]

I will be converting to Cory Coin

[@mrhatman4702]

this is epic !

[@starscreamx7]

Van Helsing is a fun movie. Not great, but dumb fun action with classic movie monsters

[@mattmatt1302]

love how cory keeps using the term nepotism wrong

[@jessmartinez539]

Hans is hilarious!

[@PositiveVibes94]

They did redo the godzilla scene in conker live and reloaded and somehow it was worse than in the n64 version. literally running on thin air for almost the entire bit, not just the final jump

[@cd9437]

The Logan Paul yup reference is timeless especially, when overlaid when said. Editor +1 lmao

[@jordanchilds5112]

I can't wait for them to make the complete video of Conker Bad Fur Day

[@munkimoto2294]

Plush mini cory made me flinch

[@MegaShelgon23]

President Cory, we love you. \(°0°)/

[@SockisS]

Woo, shoutout to Yotam, love his stuff!

[@bowpow]

live laugh love Hans

[@rotationalbox588]

Armenian corey defending himself against a crazy old woman is kino

[@_vae]

good morning sirs, i agree

[@mysteriousmister.e3209]

My two favorite yotam vids are the meet and f*** and the mister fingertips one😂😂😂 and his birthday songs are so nostalgic

[@ChazMcRich1]

Please please please make the Armenian Cory goblin plush that says “Now This! Is! Epic!!!”

[@TheRenegadeHamster]

"I love when Benny prays to the Mummy in every language!" "Haha yeah!" TIME SKIP Something unsavoury was said here...

[@LaLaLoopsyCutie]

good god i remember the zombie part in this game freaked the shit out of me as a kid. those fucking squirrels still do somehow

[@JohnDoe-z2r]

Am I the only one who tunes out their commentary when there's a cutscene?

[@motokrzrrbom]

Throws poop over wall

[@PALACIO254]

Slurps

[@lilenchufe]

I must be following the wrong meme accounts because I’ve never seen that Corey meme LOL

[@GojiraBiscuits.]

The last half second of this video made me shoot milk out of my nose. And I haven't drank any milk for 7 days.😂

[@aabbccdd4710]

I want a photo of Cory with the Armenian Cory Plushie

[@duby.industries]

More like Hark Van Hansen

[@BeyondBaito]

OMFG They're right! Super Mario All-Stars released in 1993 at $129.99! Today that would be just over $380

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

It can be hard to find the exact prices but that was a time where you'd see some pretty huge gaps in console game price, with big budget first party games being way up there (Super Metroid being the example that's pointed to a lot) but plenty of smaller budget games at a fraction of the price.

[@BeyondBaito]

@@Pimploaf_YTP Oh yeah someone posted Nintendo Power ads. Metorid was like $60-$70 bucks

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

@@BeyondBaito I think I got it's price mixed up with it's inflated price in my memory, but yeah you'd see some big gaps and price drops over time. It was a different time when it came to factors of supply and demand, gaming had become more popular but it was still a niche market compared to today. Carts were expensive to produce and had some specialized features. Games cost more to make today but because you have a larger selection of games to choose from prices haven't really scaled with the AAA bloat.

[@theworstactionhero9186]

I had a similar thing happen to me and a friend with ecstasy. We had a friend come back from Texas who loved rave and he smuggled some back in Smarties rolls and we ate some on accident. I remember eating them and one in the middle of the roll tasted like shit. What an adventure.

[@Juiceboxdan72]

Creator of Halfsword slapped their cheeks like Home Alone when they heard that shoutout.

[@lxTwigsterxl]

I hope Corey keeps on say this is epic!

[@weem90]

17:20 My favorite vampire thing is that they're compulsive counters. You can toss rice at the ground to get away while they stop to count each grain. And that is, no joke, where The Count from Sesame Street comes from.

[@kiwi_arms]

it's so weird to me that the conker remake only comes three years after the original

[@Eggz4Dinner420]

17:11 To add on, modern mirrors use aluminum rather than silver, so vampires would appear in them.

[@dakilla816]

Holy moly yotam shoutout, he lives in LA, he should get on an episode

[@MrPlushgore]

Did you know that the Bat level theme was originally supposed to be for Killer Instinct 2

[@societysyndrome5635]

Finding out they're friends with yotam is fucking crazzzzyyy

[@ashbha4138]

Chris and Hans refused to even acknowledge what Cory said here 9:06

[@Skull_E_Duggery]

Oh man an armenian cory plush that screams "that's epic!" Would be epic

[@claraberry7806]

Cory being a leftoid makes so much sense

[@jasbdmsb]

That Cory doll reminds me of that little creature from Adult Swim that would come in and scream. It’s like a Tim and Eric creature or it was drawn for Squidbillies.

[@Underdoge_]

I found Yotam with his nameless series (Lazypillow back then (?)), pretty hilarious

[@alexhooke2845]

The Cory plush better speak and say “ mother bearing hips”!

[@FookerCarlson]

Van Helsing is good!

[@fuwafuwa4016]

i would buy the cory plush

[@ObiThumbKenobi]

I'm still waiting for my replacement Tomar plushie after the first one stained his beard with spaghetti sauce.

[@cd9437]

PLAY HALF SWORD you guys made it sound good

[@Bbhaddi]

You better make enough plush for all mister.

[@xXCr33perHugg3rXx]

10:27 the zombies sound like the grapefruit lady

[@BartaBebop]

I was in first grade when Conker came out and my teacher wanted us to make something for Halloween so I had decided to draw the graveyard and the mansion from this lol I remember she was going around looking at everyone's drawings and when she got to mine, she saw all the blood and zombies and got a weird look on her face lmao I dont remember if I got in trouble but I think I still have the drawing at my parents house

[@CapnSquiggles]

The Yotam love made me happy.