TABS - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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[@operationb.e.n6480]

You can tell this game warms Tomar's heart, its really nostalgic because it reminds him of his exploits in Israel

[@sweetgeorge3200]

This is before Kappa of course...

[@numbersbubble]

I remember when tomar started pointing at people at random and they all died as their insides left their bodies.

[@zanpakutoman4225]

That's why he prefers to control these little puppet characters.

[@Owen-zm6sq]

Tomar basically shot missiles onto Palestine killing pretty much just civilians

[@thegodofsoapkekcario1970]

Tomar gets really excited and starts jumping up and down when he sees statistics of the Gaza Strip shrinking over time.

[@blockheadlives]

I’m surprised that a phrase like “clever little mouse” was uttered in an episode and Zach was nowhere to be found.

[@Finecheddar]

Zach was probably robbing a bank by psychically controlling a giant swarm of rats and that would explain the Tomar signal. Tomar had to leave to have an epic battle with Zach that we'll never get to see.

[@PoisonInc]

He's rummaging behind the drywall. He'll come back out when he's ready.

[@notdoow7851]

Ermm... tokyo ghoul reference?

[@MinecrafterAl]

No one take's Alan's precious piece of cheese and gets away with it

[@snorchill3170]

Smiling Friends Reference already and there's only a pilot my god I love this community

[@electriccleric]

I think lyle's "kings have knight-vision" is really underappreciated

[@Azumongo]

Lyle has the best puns but they're always so subtle that hardly anyone notices them. Suffering from success kinda.

[@sandwich3770]

Also when he said the artists “drew” out the fire

[@gabrielcastejon7914]

Puns aren't everyone's cup of tea. I don't like them either

[@spootot]

simp

[@felixgutierrez993]

Ikr I was like ehhhhh EHHHHH....damn one said anything...

[@WillyTheComposerOfficial]

30:13 Chris and Lyle sum up world history “These are poor, simple, cave-dwelling folk!” “Yeah, they weren’t prepared for feudalism, but here it is.”

[@tankardofoj831]

Just wait for when they both give a ted talk on it

[@DerangedManiac12]

This actually isn't a videogame; the boys are actually forcing mini Tomarlings to kill each other in a parallel universe

[@Top_Nepper]

If you had a mini Tomar would you be okay with torturing it?

[@A--Fan]

@@Top_Nepper Is it the real Tomar, a Clone of Tomar, or an exact copy of Tomar?

[@squidbooty1]

Nice profile picture

[@Top_Nepper]

@@A--Fan It's a PERFECT COPY

[@tacticaljunk1608]

I wonder if Tomar calls Jaxxi his Tomarling.

[@wondr7608]

I really wish Zach was in this episode. Too bad he was killed in the Cold War last week.

[@luchthonn]

Nah it was the capitalists that killed him. Zach has admitted his support for the USSR and Stalin multiple times on Sleepycabin after all.

[@notanundesirable]

In which conflict?

[@mutedAZ09]

@@luchthonn "I only ever bought one Nazi thing, and that was Nazi gold." -Zach "Hadel" Psychicpebbles

[@TheAxeGrinder]

xX_ALLAH_GAMER_Xx I don’t.

[@Top_Nepper]

I though he was red pilled by Big Foot?

[@CG_GamingChannel]

Chris's heart lit up when he heard "Monkey King"

[@notinspectorgadget]

@@concon4050 I am not a race, do not listen to the misinformation being spread about me

[@cheezorger]

he is 30 and still he is such a baby aw

[@booates]

i thought he was familar with mythology and then i realized he just likes monkeys

[@doodie4083]

mine did too

[@srbrant5391]

Sun Wukong!

[@ibuprofentabs]

26:30 I’m in tears this dude had such an intense entrance just to get pelted by swords while screaming

[@HOTD108_]

Feels like a joke you'd see in Smiling Friends.

[@worm0dyssey]

This game is actually pretty accurate to battles from way back when. Before the year 1856, humans could only see in 30 frames per second. For comparison, humans today can see thousands of frames per second.

[@Saiaxs]

Well the human eye now only sees around 24fps naturally so it seems we’ve regressed

[@slippy5083]

@@Saiaxs nah we can only see 12 fps

[@gigastrike2]

@@Saiaxs Only if you're a console gamer.

[@thespacedisland5746]

@@Saiaxs I see in in 2fps

[@Top_Nepper]

Oh yeah.... but can we see the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Checkmate Atheists

[@DevonPalmer98]

I appreciate tomar now immediately tries to beat Chris to the punch when calling out characters that look like him

[@makaylabachmeier-evans8043]

Yeah

[@fatherceltics2379]

I think he left half way through lol

[@DevonPalmer98]

Lenny Alavor Well of course, someone took his emerald. Now he has to take their life

[@nixmix4021]

I think he was referring to the fact his ancestry test shows he has an above average amount of neanderthal DNA (this is not an oneyplays lie/joke thing, this is real)

[@solophentii3468]

My favorite chapter in the Bible was when Jesus found his iconic wooden club and faced down the Romans fifty to one

[@griffithadams9232]

Peter: “Jesus, you’re out numbered fifty to one!” Jesus: “I like those odds.”

[@HarperStl]

“Father forgive them, for they do not know WHO THEY FUCKIN’ WITH!”

[@Soulraven2735]

I take it the Romans where putting markets in temples

[@milkwater1204]

he wasn't crucifucking around

[@troglodyte1378]

It's not odd that Zach isn't here. This is how Zach sees the real world after all.

[@evaristo5053]

First Zach disappears and the little ol Tomar, hmmm what's going on?

[@hayk3000]

*rubs chin sips chocolate milk*

[@troglodyte1378]

@@hayk3000 *munches on celery sticks and carrots*

[@ZakMcDonald64]

I can’t believe Peter Jackson left out the scene after Mt. Doom where Frodo and his band of half-witted troglodytes take back the shire from Zeus.

[@arkinyte13]

I fell cheated.

[@HOTD108_]

@@arkinyte13 Were you able to get back up after you fell or do you need someone to pick you back up?

[@TheFlusteredCustard]

"It's ok, Kings have knight vision."

[@noahbanana7526]

Thats the funniest thing I heard

[@manusgraham1159]

Three cowboys vs. Twenty Eight Trojan Soldiers Chris: "This is Like 300"

[@the_churroz2003]

pretty accurate memories

[@BlamoStramo]

Its to scale

[@zackr3706]

Zach called tomar and said "I have jaxxy, you know what you have to do"

[@raptor15sc]

Put down the knife, Jaxxy

[@jonm1436]

Drop the fucking knife jaxxy

[@Jackbayoelord]

" hey Jaxxy I brought you some FUCKING FOOD"

[@chrislucu]

Why did Tomar hide the Palestine Liberation army option?

[@subcumin7410]

Classic Tomar. They usually have to cut out 20 minute segments of Tomar trying to defend Isreal's military force against children throwing rocks at the wall, by saying how "It's their land and how they have a right to protect it."

[@Slavesforsale1]

Tomartopia does not recognize Palestine as a legitimate nation state.

[@Assimandeli]

I've reported all of you to ADL. Good luck.

[@Undedproduction]

@@Assimandeli oy vey

[@subcumin7410]

@Miskatonic Scholar He says that, but then sells pipe bombs and tear gas to them under a different face and name. The face he sells the weapons under is of course him in his day to day minstrel show garb, and the name being "Slappy Slomar".

[@ultimarx7772]

The reason Zach wasn’t in this episode was because he managed to get his hands on two tomar emeralds. That amount of power in Zachs hands would be catastrophic so Tomar had to leave to stop Zach.

[@damoriejenkins4175]

“Next time you want to win a war just remember the Artist are the front line” *Nervous German Laughter*

[@voids.5917]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LET US ALL POINT AND LAUGH AT THE HISTORICALLY INACCURATE STATEMENT

[@comradestalin1211]

@@voids.5917 YES

[@yourlocalpunkposer8107]

haha yeah i get it because of the famous german painter Otto Dix who served in the Battle of Ypres and got PTSD from serving on the front lines which led to a hauntingly beautiful art career portraying the horrors of war and what they do to a man who has seen too much lol haha

[@damoriejenkins4175]

Mason Vanderboegh had no idea that was a thing. My comment helped me learn something new.

[@vincenzo082]

He said artists. Not failed artists..

[@CoKeHQ1]

26:34 all that funnel healing for that poor knight and then one shot and hearing that scream got me good.

[@dextergrif2019]

30:29 “It’s okay, kings have knight-vision” Once again Lyle is a genius

[@richardnoggin1526]

6:17 I like how Chris genuinely got excited when he heard "Monkey King"

[@mandrillbaboon9880]

The gruesome imagery gave tomar ptsd flashbacks of a more violent time

[@awfullysomething]

Israel 2: Escape 2 America

[@499predator]

Brother

[@mandrillbaboon9880]

Babbyboon Hoo hoo Haa OOOOOh AAAh AAAH

[@breadlast]

@QUAD_RETURNS they're over at supermega

[@dr.baldskin]

Chris: *sees a Greek village* "you're in Dragon Ball world"

[@alessandroferraro1220]

Of course Chris's excitement peaked when he heard "monkey king"

[@mierardi88]

I will never forget the Incredible episode where Chris, Zack, and Ding Dong were Champion Kings

[@illiardbilliard2355]

And Niall faded from existence

[@Bluespacedog]

And Zach banshee screeched as he narrowly escaped the closing wall

[@sebbacond9275]

what episode?

[@sebbacond9275]

wait nevermind i remember

[@thriftage4784]

@@sebbacond9275 what episode?

[@bryansalas1291]

Looking at all these little characters fight really makes me miss Zach

[@lr-]

You can always see him in your profile picture

[@Blaze-zm7zt]

did he leave them or something?

[@brandonlee6324]

Blaze Zach was literally in an episode 2 days ago, kinda cringe bro

[@Blaze-zm7zt]

@@brandonlee6324 dude I was asking cause people are saying they miss him and shit, you're the cringe

[@agents8318]

@@Blaze-zm7zt I think he was making a reference to Zach

[@SWISS-1337]

Ah, yes, being a veteran in the real life totally accurate life war battle simulator, I can confirm, that ww2 was exactly like this. I still have nightmares about the hobbits....

[@boarred7973]

hitler did try to summon reapers

[@janky477]

Can you tell me more about the Lootboxes that fell from the Sky? My friend's Great Grandpa told me he got a Rare Grip.

[@SWISS-1337]

@@janky477 you had to do an MLG no scope 360, with mountain dew and doritos in your mouth. So quite rare back then.

[@dragonplant]

It feels like Tomar is they’re dad and he is explaining his children how to play

[@gorbo-dk2fu]

And leaves when he teaches his babies how to play :(

[@babysealsareyummy]

@@weetbix4497 No he's still breastfeeding them.

[@s3dchr]

Tomar is they are dad?

[@doodledangernoodle2517]

@@s3dchr The English Education system has failed

[@fatherceltics2379]

Toeme was literally like "Ok I'm bout to head out"

[@shadowbanner2692]

The sound of Tomar and Lyle's eyes darting over to Chris after Tomar said "spear... thrower" was practically audible. It took a lot out of Chris to just say "I... like the way you think," you can tell

[@robinjarobin7394]

19:53 that is amazing you really Out Did your self lye

[@lilcritic3260]

I love how much Chris clearly loves LOTR

[@StormTeeVee]

28:20 "I hate music" **flashbacks to the empty oney music channel**

[@edg2351]

Funny, i had a dream last night, there was a goodbye video for tomar because he was going to focus on his own game and he would not have time to be on oneyplays I was honestly upset

[@tosterm]

Totally Accurate Brapping Simulator

[@echoes28]

yuck

[@SnickKidBoss]

Yucky

[@wungatungus1851]

yuck

[@Zwaynegus]

Yuck

[@bonjolor8298]

Yuck

[@TheWonderfulHermit]

I was sad Tomar left so early, until I found out he went to attend a klan meeting :/

[@lasagnapepeeno]

It was an important meeting bro

[@Leatherbubba]

These red and blue googly eyed muppet men are the future of gaming.

[@TheRealActualPaincake]

"Why even invade the Shire?" Ask Saruman, he seemed to have a reason

[@dansterai2000]

"That guys a spear thrower", yikes Lyle

[@diegopinto2090]

@19:52 The Tomar signal bit was the best. Great editting.

[@trashpandautomatic]

Tomar seeing flashbacks to when he purposely led his army of 111 untrained youths into battle. Upon hearing nobody survived the onslaught Tomar chortled while he rubbed his belly and grinned a yellow smile. He was considered a hero and was awarded a medal.

[@jonm1436]

You guys should play castle crashers with everyone next

[@bazookaace]

14:41 when the dm starts getting lazy.

[@legolax6103]

I'd love to see you play more of this. There are 31 secret units hidden around the maps that are really cool. Also in the renaissance faction there is the da vinchi tank. You need to use it. That's not a suggestion. That's an order.

[@boxcarTV]

lyler got me with the "render unto Caesar" line

[@reconboy0454]

I smiled when Tomar saw cavemen and said “my ancestors” because like Lyle said quoth Tomar “I’m built to survive” Tomar is just a really advanced caveman

[@PhantoMace2012]

19:50 we need more dramatic stories from Tomar the Immortal’s life, as told by Lyle

[@dennis_duran]

You guys should definitely play this again. Also you can do levels of slow motion to help with the frames and if you look around the map with the free camera you can unlock new units by finding secrets.

[@SK-ww7ud]

'Bout fockin time Also look around each map with the spectator camera you can get secret guys like the ice giant

[@joeschmoe8895]

Tomar had to leave and save Israel

[@jekxel9000]

more of this please, I love seeing Chris's reaction to the silly little characters on screen

[@hatchmaster_5745]

They got the weight PERFECT on the weapons, you can really feel the force behind the King's Zweihander and Death's scythe

[@Kuaruo]

striking the anvil while it’s cold

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

This is my favorite Fire Emblem game.

[@breadlast]

I disagree, there's only half the usual romance options

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

@@breadlast Are you kidding, I'd marry the Reaper in a heartbeat.

[@hayk3000]

22:01 "I love the King" - Christopher O'Neill, while executing prisoners in North Korea, June 2020

[@taylorburns2098]

the day has come

[@papapalps3513]

Im so happy this game is finally getting more attention on youtube like it used to a couple years ago... please do more :)

[@dogwithplasticwheels5476]

13:30 That perfect unison gave me one big goose pimple

[@lifdohop]

PLEASE PLAY MORE OF THIS! I was giggling the whole episode.

[@galaxysheep444]

This is the best oneyplays vid this month even when there are absolute bangers like worms and gta roleplay

[@gallow_]

4:33 Gravelord Nito

[@ironraccoon3536]

man I really want more of this watching tomarlings murder each other is quite amusing

[@hgill257]

I’ve loved lyles editing sleeve since dark souls and Pokémon play through

[@suttlet.sounds9707]

“Kings have knight vision” was such a horribly terrific pun

[@onionsilk]

Tomar got pulled into the game world when he took control over that minion That's why he was absent for half of this episode

[@mslusekey]

Wow very epic video 👌👏. Also fun fact there are secret units across maps that have abilities with the secret unit Cheerleader.

[@shizamza]

Eyyy!!!! I had looked up to see if they played this game like a couple weeks ago and was sad to see they hadn’t but now that’s changed!!!! Haven’t watched it yet but MOAR

[@BigDaddy-hz4mh]

Yay little funny men playing funny little silly man fighting game.

[@smityfly5419]

They should play a vr game with Tomar in the headset. He probably has the best reflexes out of all of them because I can remember the time that i saw him and Lyle walking down town and they past a homeless man sleeping an the moment Tomar's toes even touched the fabric he quickly moved his feet. The guy must have had a sign saying he had knee pain, which he must have read( further showing he reflexes and quick instincts) because he immediately moved his feet on top of his knees hand stood on them shifting his weight back and forth to help lossen the muscles and it must have worked cause i head two loud pops the cracks and Tomar and Lyle walked away with big smiles.

[@derpadothebird2106]

I would love more of this Oh but if you do make more look up a guide to find the secret units, those are cool

[@davidkrickau5060]

Tomar isn't the hero we need he is the Hero we deserve

[@Crystallinesoup]

Can't wait to see what these funny men do today

[@alfredalfer9166]

I love how genuinely excited Chris sounded at "monkey king"

[@FeistyWaffle]

Woah, that’s a really cool and unique logo at 0:19

[@bigtoe1180]

Waited so long for this video

[@davidmeikle7048]

Love your work man

[@superbivory3551]

the comedic timing of every time the king slaps a single guy with his sword is honestly impeccable

[@TheTechnoSamurai28]

The ending was the best! Do more

[@rockinthecazbah4]

Can this be a regular series? This was awesome.

[@leonardmachesic8731]

Ah tabs has returned, what a glorious day

[@leavitodeaver]

Hell yes, more TABS

[@1whospeaks]

**looks at every in game unit** Look Tomar its you

[@missyjo2475]

Chris: How long does your snake last? Me: If more than 4 hours, call your doctor.

[@beefboy8812]

Great video, made me spit bubbles and clap my feet together

[@DenerWitt]

yes the perfect strategy game for this channel

[@reaper952]

Tbh i didn't really like it when you possessed the units and didn't know what to do with them or how to use them because it just makes you loose but good video and i am happy you played this :)

[@HeyItsJustDave]

I was wondering if they'd play this game. Seems like the perfect fit for these goofy boys. Summoning 50 million hobbits in this game and seeing them act as a single hivemind is an absolute riot.

[@jeremybrown8181]

Oney and the gang is on a ROLL rn

[@Narcian150]

"My Arts degree is useless! :(" Lyle: "Fear not...I've got just the job for you." *hands out cardboard armor and flashlight.*

[@jackNaquin]

Hilarious as always

[@ThexSyn]

I got my tablespoon of yeast ready before watching this video, and I'm so glad I did

[@durtenur6120]

This was a fun episode

[@cutter14]

Tomar left because Jaxxy got the cast off her leg and Tomar wanted to push her down the stairs again

[@eeveetaylor4937]

The reason Zach isn't here is because he has ascended to another level amongst the rest of us, don't you see? he IS the Monkey King

[@matthewfoley7872]

Can't wait to see more

[@Grand_History]

this is the perfect game for this channel

[@dancinglizard5842]

They need to find the secret characters. They would love some of them.

[@kenwynnelson6340]

I love Tomar's classic iconic cool half-chub. I just wish he'd stop beating Jaxxy.

[@indiejoman]

I just finished watching TABG and now TABS? This is the second time this has happened.