DONKEY KONG 64

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Oney Plays Donkey Kong 64 (DK64) for Nintendo 64 (n64). This video of Donkey Kong 64 Gameplay / Walkthrough was recorded in 1080p as a "Let's Play" or LP by OneyPlays.
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[@rickslick6593]

"We need to get these monkeys off of our streets" -Joshua Tomar

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

How did Tomar get away with this one?

[@orbboom6119]

"Begone you DAMN black creatures." -Shadow The Hedgehog.

[@xavierlime06]

Literraly the first thing I thought when I saw the thumbnail.

[@PhantoMace2012]

WHOOOAAA, TOMAR!!!

[@w60664]

How to solve crime and rape in one easy step

[@swiftersunite]

Hearing a slur get censored out followed by someone’s horrified reaction will never get old to me

[@kurokyoto6221]

where

[@mksterfire7396]

@@kurokyoto6221 3:13

[@MrBassy-qo4tl]

I love trying to guess what slurs they’re actually saying

[@blusterkong1996]

@@MrBassy-qo4tl I do the exact same thing

[@AVI-lh6rm]

@@blusterkong1996 holy shit bluster kong

[@cadesturm5095]

Unspoken rule of OneyPlays, the more the boys say the episode sucks, the better it actually is

[@cool.thumbsup]

Oney's Law

[@shanemiller1182]

@@cool.thumbsupOney’s Law: funny is inversely proportional to the entertainers enjoyment

[@MichaelMoore-ix3hl]

calling them "the boys" is cringe, but otherwise you're right

[@xfabkwood9321]

@@MichaelMoore-ix3hl yeah they like to be called "cute widdle babies" actually. Chris talked about it in a reddit AMA.

[@kingchamuco1]

Then this episode must be good as hell, cause it’s sucks Donkey Kong balls.

[@TruuuBluuu]

Seeing them all get "jumpscared" by the beaver is probably one the funniest things I've seen all year

[@kaner12341]

Had me in tears lol

[@MistyDusker]

I was aware of it coming and Tomar not reacting which made the jumpscare funnier.

[@bayzul7405]

24:02 timestamp (fixed)

[@migs6294]

24:02

[@lastmajora]

So glad Oneyplays is honoring Donkey Kong December

[@dangerousd1312]

also known as donk december

[@numbersbubble]

It kinda pisses me off especially because Tolmar captured 5 different gorilla families last year so he could make pajamas for his cousins wedding

[@bluemilkalienmonster522]

I can’t for Mario March and then Sonic September

[@mikekazz5353]

@@numbersbubble Tomar: ♪see my vest see my vest made from real gorilla chest.♪

[@groovylobster]

I honestly thought this was gonna be dunk's DK64 retrospective when I got the notification for this video

[@gittabitta]

Please. Dear god. Don't let this end. You remember the slogan when the game came out? Donkey Kong 64: Finish the Fight.

[@adventuringwolf8517]

There’s no way. This game is longer than Kingdom Hearts II

[@tpower1912]

Collecting five different colors of bananas ain't gonna happen

[@maddoxsane4946]

@@tpower1912 getting those high scores for the two arcade machine, fuck this game lol

[@canyouwavedash3298]

I have to see how Alex Kong ends!!!

[@dainyvick8262]

Kong battles

[@BRILTHY]

zach was so excited for the “OHHH BANANA” and they conveniently didnt trigger a single instance of it

[@BeanbonVG]

This is one of the most unhinged episodes they’ve done. Absolutely fantastic

[@TeamGreenBurrito]

Having Adam being the down to earth guy, in addition to Tomar, seems to make Chris and Zach try even harder to be unhinged.

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Chris and Zach becoming literal chaotic goblins is def one of my favorite Oneyplays Arcs. Even Cory seems relaxed when around those two.

[@franciscoreyes7653]

2+2=4

[@itsjayh]

Cory and adam and tomar and adam

[@awildwildwes]

@@itsjayh I instinctively read that to the rhythm of "quick and nimble and quick and nimble" Not sure if that was intentional, but that amused me....

[@zubzerostuff]

@@franciscoreyes7653 holyshit

[@duplexidemic]

Loved how Chris just immediately and matter of factly responded that "Mario can't age because he was dipped in the primordial froth" as if it's a well known gaming fact.

[@kozaky6584]

Wow um... really showing your lack of knowledge right now. Embarrassing...

[@JustapErson]

Those improv classes paid off.

[@sweetgeorge3200]

Your one eye was developing in the primordial froth

[@rosebudding235]

@@JustapErson His improv teacher is actually really brave

[@HOTD108_]

@@JustapErson More like those gaming history classes paid off.

[@soup2534]

Jumpscare starts at 24:06 just incase anyone is hiding in the comments from the spooky DK game

[@imhappyidance]

the "oooh banana" is when a banana you havent acquired yet first appears on stage, it spawns in and you need to collect it

[@TheBfutgreg]

You're fake news I'm Bananapilled so I'd know

[@lockerbuddy2039]

You know it's gonna be a classic when they have a warning right at the start.

[@Xx_m41d3nsl4sh_xX]

The DK Rap started playing, but something was off about it. The lyrics were all jumbled, and their eyes were glitching up. But I just shrugged it off and pressed start, ready to relive some of my childhood memories. I looked past the DK Rap. I said "time to play my favorite game!" I started a new file up, and usually when Donkey Kong sees a banana he says "OH. BA-NA-NA." but he did not this time. He said, "EUGCHHHH! BANANA!" It sounded like a little boy screaming, I couldn't quite make it out. That's when I turned around and saw my mom in red face paint

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

He's dead now

[@sjcrocker98]

Oh shit, I remember this but can't remember where ... Sleepycabin?

[@Hazgoblin]

king k rool with missing textures t-posing scared the bejeesus out of me

[@randomlytrash]

Dude? I don't know how to tell you this... erm... *rubs belly slowly* That wasn't blood dude...

[@BiG_WhiP]

Knocking my mother off she was being a goof as usual

[@Reallifenofiller]

Zach’s obsession with smashing animals, more specifically birds into any type of surface makes me question what his childhood was like

[@gorway6807]

doesn't he have a story of shooting a bird once? maybe it was a frog and I've confused him with Bart Simpson

[@saturniidspectre]

​@@gorway6807Stamper did and he told it on Sleepycast which Zach was also on

[@KingKool2099]

I know this episode has some classic moments, but Tomar casually asking about bubble porn is absolutely the funniest thing from Oneyplays all year.

[@CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER]

I thought you were fucking kidding but the mad lad actually talks about it

[@nou6520]

I think you're talking about the Tomar Technique dude

[@mikekazz5353]

You gotta love how well Zach can do a really good trumpet guy impersonation.

[@DailyCorvid]

YA NO TAAALENT! :)

[@plumpdelicious]

they are of the same stock

[@DailyCorvid]

@@plumpdelicious Without Zach trumpetguy would be totally hated. But now he's a nerd treasure :D

[@DonManuelConLeonsJacket]

YOUA AMAZING! YOUA TALINT! WHO DEH FAWK AM I?! COMPARED TO YOU?

[@DailyCorvid]

@@DonManuelConLeonsJacket The man with the highest trouser to body ratio.

[@DecadenceSWM33]

For the love of all that’s holy, do NOT discontinue playing this masterpiece!!! 😢

[@realpetergriffin9942]

Seconded!

[@mkultrafondler9159]

Yeah I vote to keep it going

[@7hird3ye]

Keep it going, you wormy womens!

[@trashisland5196]

@@7hird3ye they need to finish the game

[@peterlowry2486]

I need to find what DK sound byte Zach is talking about.

[@DustinzVidz]

At 8:30, Tomar was looking for the term "Bubbling". Don't worry Tomie. It's not just a Tomar thing.

[@HOTD108_]

It's not just a Joshua Tomar thing. It's also a Dustin Tudder thing.

[@zemaculate]

I had a friend who did this and I walked in on him once. Not judging, but I've seen it

[@konundrumite]

Yeah the Alex Kong bit might be one of the best things to come out of this channel holy moly.

[@Mungus_Bungus]

Having Adam’s persona for the thumbnails be the same face as the Adam Spider regardless of the game is so ingenious I can’t beg sun to state how enamored I am with this cool concept

[@carterbutler2535]

whos adam spider

[@Mungus_Bungus]

@@carterbutler2535 buddy… you better run.

[@tonymurphy5947]

Hide your green towel

[@pip5188]

spider adam spider adam

[@gregoryharris6935]

I am fcking spider adam

[@spartankongcountry6799]

Love how Tomar is now no longer the straight man when Adam's with them

[@stankmongerjones]

I love it when different combinations of people are on this show so they all play different roles, like how Zach is usually the most insane-o style one until Cory enters

[@VelvetAura]

@Pee Pee I've been saying this for several years

[@orangejoe2147]

@@stankmongerjones and then Cory is the designated insane-o until castle head Adam appears

[@JaseAnimates]

Can't believe a blue beaver created one of the funniest jumpscares i've ever seen

[@ryandeschamps7]

Zach's comment about jeffrey epstein's island having his head had me in tears

[@ryanotte6737]

Yes, a Bond villain with an island fortress shaped as his head wouldn't surprise me... the US gov't is covering for Epstein's faked death, with him now living out of a blacksite safehouse within the fortress compound.

[@My600lbStrife]

Ah, the memories came flooding back I presume.

[@Night5225]

Planet Epstein

[@MitridatedCarbon]

@@Night5225 When Epstein gets all treasures in the world (AKA Children) he can get planet Epstein from the genie. If not, all he gets is Castle Epstein, Epstein pagoda, or a simple Epstein tree.

[@ItsTheSpecialistLIVE]

@@Night5225 captain epstein

[@ThePlayer4our]

The actual tragedy of this let's play is them talking over "oh banana" after releasing diddy

[@Fryett]

21:15 has me crying with Zach’s impression

[@turntsnaco824]

Losing my mind that they were talking over it when it said "Ohhhh, ba-na-na...." but I love that the game is gaslighting Zack and making him question everything he thinks he remembers about his childhood.

[@bradleyellis5590]

Because I don't know Adam, this episode reminds of the story Chris told of the Italian man who took over Wextord. Adam is taking over Oneyplays, and all the hosts love him.

[@donet0death240]

There are two adams. This one is Adam p. He worked on SpongeBob and now he’s working on the Cuphead show. I FUCKING LOVE ADAM P ❤.

[@petatersandgravye2n]

i cant wait until we skip ahead to when they run Adam out of town on a rail, yelling and waving torches around

[@greglinsmythe3375]

Giuseppe the shady businessman

[@dextergrif]

@@donet0death240He is also known as Johnathan Q. Shrimpling in some circles

[@shanelocke5504]

Not even a minute 30 in and we already got the Trumpet Guy. This is gonna be a good series

[@cool.thumbsup]

I'm so glad there's more than one instance on this channel of Chris screaming as a rodent runs at the camera Also, this episode adds to the "Primordial Froth" counter

[@zodd131]

Best of Primordial Froth compilation

[@Glaswegiangod]

Lmfao, what was the other instance?

[@cool.thumbsup]

@@Glaswegiangod The Greatest Horror Game at 12:24 Oney-orable mentions: Oblivion episode 1 at 4:34 and episode 2 at 7:20

[@NathanMargaglio]

The evil leader sitting in the chair with his face out of view while he pets his pet is a Bond reference. You don't see Blofeld's face until later in the Sean Connery series.

[@TylerYoutubeGamingChannel]

I vote this series never ends

[@felixwilson2917]

It did

[@PhantoMace2012]

It ended right after it began. Which is one of the greatest tragedies of this channel’s history, imo. Only because this is one of my all-time favorite games, and I’ve been waiting years for them to play it.

[@JAMMZFOYOU19]

This reminds me of the time I met Tomar at comic con after the smiling friends Q&A panel. Extremely nice guy, I told him I was an aspiring voice actor and he really gave me some solid advice. although he would occasionally slip in the fact that he really just wanted to “ape out” and eventual proceeded to attack a young man working at the venue, screaming like a banshee and clawing at his face. The screams of that man calling for help still ring in my ears to this day. Every night when I close my eyes to sleep I can still see the man’s face reduced to a red paste. Overall his advice for becoming a voice actor has really motivated me and I hope to cross paths with him again someday

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

He showed you what you must do

[@greekfire995]

That's crazy. I had a similar experience. He was writing me an autograph when suddenly he dropped the pen and paper and screeched "ohhhh banana" with confused expression. He then proceeded to grab my pecker with so much force that it was immediately ground into a froth in his hands.

[@Knapperoni]

This happened to my buddy Eric. I still miss him to this day.

[@Bungowumperpuss]

You should have gobbled his pecker. Now you’ll never get a career out of his uncle Harvey Weinstein or the rest of the cabal.

[@bluemcneil5883]

Frothy paste*

[@teriyaki_chicken]

This is probably the best one-off on the channel

[@DukDolan]

please more episodes of this, its one of my favorite games and Im glad you guys are playing it

[@diswazzi1683]

This is gonna be the funniest playthrough they've ever done

[@jacobjonesofmagna]

All due respect, I do believe we've all said that about one series or another we were personally looking forward to, and been later proven wrong.

[@animatepokemonadventures7889]

@@jacobjonesofmagna What’s the series you’re thinking of when writing this?

[@jacobjonesofmagna]

@@animatepokemonadventures7889 it's happened to me like three or four times. I remember the GTA Remastered trilogy being the most recent one I was excited about the first episode of and by the third or fourth one I was kinda bored. Meanwhile, all of the sonic series featuring Corey have been entertaining as fuck through and through

[@frankjohnson123]

Only if we all agree to just enjoy the rage instead of freaking out whenever they can’t do something

[@deeta000]

You’ve doomed this playthrough.

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

Alex Kong and the Banana handkerchief is the most I’ve laughed in years

[@three-yellow-arrows8867]

I didn’t quite get the handkerchief joke. Did Alex Jones do something weird with a handkerchief?

[@agentdills]

@@three-yellow-arrows8867 it's a thing with pizza gate or something, something about a "pizza themed" handkerchief being evidence

[@joshshrum2764]

I almost died when he talked about the handkerchief lol.

[@Jetiix]

@@three-yellow-arrows8867 emails between the Clinton’s and John pedesta and a bunch of people using pizza themed code words to refer to sexual services.

[@mantis2048]

24:21 left me in tears

[@Y-two-K]

I actually love DK64. Great memories as a kid. Felt so huge.

[@FauxRaidenator]

8:29 I believe dear Tomar is referring to the technique of 'Bubbling' which he should know about as he was one of the most prolific bubblers of the old internet age.

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

Also known as the Tomar Tribute.

[@Tanner-Gillman]

that beaver jump scare was genuinely frightening

[@cultreader9751]

It was hilarious. As was Zach saying "Blow it's fucking head off" right before the jumpscare.

[@hushmychild6745]

G N A W T Y

[@juneru2]

@@cultreader9751 Lmao yea the beaver was like "tf u say to me bitch?"

[@MisforMature]

Nah, this game is legit one of the best platformers of our time. I replay it once every couple years and love it each time

[@DukDolan]

big respect

[@ethanpayne4116]

5:15 I'm sure the opening scene of The Godfather also helped popularize the "villain stroking his pet" trope even if you forget about earlier Bond villains, but the exact composition of K-Rool with the arm and the voice makes the Dr. Claw homage idea seem possible

[@CmdrBrown]

Zach is able to play off Chris better than Chris can play off himself. I love it

[@dunit911]

play with*

[@christopherherr7561]

To be fair Zach is just good at playing off of people in general

[@Optim121]

that's always been zach's forte, someone says something funny and zach repeats it but louder

[@Capt_Erc]

Can't wait to see Donkey Kong and Alex Kong go to Bohemian Grove.

[@GuitarSlayer136]

Catch me vine swingin for bananas in the Grove.

[@tomtomtrent]

These episodes with Adam P were so good. Even if he doesn’t come back as often, it was a real treat to have him when they did, since this one and the SMB2 video were both home runs, some peak OneyPlays content

[@Termina648]

Oh my God, one episode in and it's already a classic with the whole Alex Kong thing lmao

[@MRFISH-rs6sq]

Please please legitimately keep playing. One of the best episodes in decades

[@rockman2010]

True, probably the best since their pong playthrough with Richard Nixon as the guest

[@TheBfutgreg]

@@rockman2010 Chris: "GET THE FUCK OUT!!"

[@cosmicXtropics]

You guys got me laughing so hard my stomach hurt XD VOTE: Yes continue series ☑️

[@megavidaeos]

Good job, you just got the series cancelled.

[@ryanotte6737]

@@megavidaeos I'll try to cancel it out with a vote of "NOOOOOO" 🚫.

[@cosmicXtropics]

@@megavidaeos It's ultimately their choice but they did ask for a vote so I did (I never vote). Any series without Corey is a blessing so maybe they'll do the smart thing and continue with monkey game.

[@frogberriez]

@@cosmicXtropics i wanted it to continue but i hope they don't just to ruin your day leave cory alone

[@britishyankee961]

The way that Donkey Kong is smiling in the thumbnail made me laugh.

[@EdBern]

The villain where you only see their hand stroking their pet cat was a trope for older Bond films like From Russia with Love and Thunderball. You finally see Blofeld's face in You Only Live Twice.

[@boodahbass]

Alright guys come on its been a year, lets pick this one back up

[@souljaboy.6668]

they cant, tomar said the thing 18:28

[@eddiemudie952]

Wow Tomar's kid grew up SUPER fast!

[@Thenameless1]

Glad Adam has become our stand-in for Lyle for when he is too busy elsewhere.

[@AdADglgmutShevanel]

Please continue this series! I was cracking up so much. Especially on that jump scare

[@BigBeakson]

Please come back and finish this extremely tedious and longwinded game

[@drnoecontext4328]

I remember when Chris said he didn’t want to play this years ago, and here he is playing it now, boy has grown 😳

[@magymatrix6500]

I got DK64 for Christmas, so it feels fitting for me for Oneyplays to play this in December.

[@kiblobdoesado8891]

“We gotta release diddy” -Joshua Tomar 18:28

[@toadfake4588]

"He can draw a good spongebob. Alright, fair enough."

[@CallMeKai2k]

Finally! The perfect DK64 playthrough

[@ilikecurry2345]

It might be like SuperMega's playthrough and they never continue that again after, what, 4 episodes?

[@CallMeKai2k]

​@the6runawayguysfan35 well u right 🤣🤣

[@SIZLL]

WE NEED MORE. it doesn't even matter if they continue this we just need more zach X adam

[@stefan7230]

They already have an Alex Jones Kong. Conspiracy Kong

[@dylankirby554]

The rodent jumpscare was the best part, this should be a series

[@howler2158]

The King K. Rule intro is a reference to James Bond's, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, the Mastermind of S.P.E.C.T.R.E. (Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion) who is the primary (although hidden) antagonist of a half dozen films. Dr. Claw and his organization M.A.D. are based off of this James Bonds over arching villian.

[@ATthemusician]

Low key one of my favorite games of all time

[@AfroLightning04]

I love this game. It has so much personality.

[@burningicecream9095]

I agree 100%.

[@Loserbuttcrack]

Mine too. Love the Rare collectathons, makes my spergy brain happy

[@EnwardHiggins]

It had a lot of value when it came out, game was fucking massive.

[@chrizzel28]

It's a shame its reputation took such a massive blow since then, it's still pretty good fun.

[@Eisenbison]

FINALLY, an episode without Cory! My Christmas wish has been granted!

[@NextGen_Pants]

Say what you will about Alex Kong, but he was talking about Funky Kong's flights to his island long before anyone else.

[@kilj0n]

You guys underestimate how much we love your shenanigans and banter

[@tarponpet]

Oh, no Corey for once, nice.

[@JuicyJam]

Finally.....FINALLY! A VIDEO WITHOUT CORY ♥️ Thank you so much Chris

[@boscorner]

If u add a D and a K to oney u get donkey

[@FaunaturaleOG]

Wait a second 😮

[@mikemccoy7931]

Cory isn't here, so please keep this series going.

[@claudio3518]

exactly

[@Eisenbison]

I know right??? He's soooo annoying and grating that he pretty much ruins every episode he's in for me.

[@canmart6102]

I like cory alot, but I don't think he works very well with this crew, believe it or not he's actually very interesting he's just not very funny on his feet

[@DeltaFRFX]

You better keep this series going, it's the greatest thing ever

[@InspectahReese]

0:59 you know it’s gonna be good one when this happens 1 minute into the video

[@athy8763]

please keep this series going its already a classic

[@tyronequinn]

i just know this will be one of the modern classic when it starts with a warning

[@bweefi]

Please continue the series I need to see more OneyPlays rage at the lack of depth

[@Freddisred]

There's a mod for DK64 where you can change kongs using the D-pad, highly recommend for anyone looking to replay this.

[@frostermos]

I want this to continue, it's mental.

[@shizzlebizzfizz]

This has that same chaotic energy as the super mario playthrough with Cory. Hope they play a bit more of this. This game can be a slog to get through though so I would not blame them for stopping.

[@CJVelvet]

This will be the best let’s play ever

[@spectrorobot7069]

please keep playing this, this video is crazy

[@measured.kadence]

I bounced up and down like an ape once i saw the boys were playing this great, great ape game!

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

No long winded 35 minut4 Cory story.... What a beautiful thing.

[@ryanotte6737]

It's unfortunate Cory takes half an hour or so to tell a story, but all these crazy characters like Spongebob, Sonic and friends, etc, keep barging into their recording room to interrupt his stories.

[@Shmandalf]

Yeah... I can't even watch the ones with him on anymore.

[@ginogatash4030]

@@Shmandalf it's not his fault, Sonic and his friends keep taking him out of his rant mode.

[@rubyrotten]

DK 64 was my childhood. I sure hope they rerelease it or something! Love you guys, take care, kisses

[@tpower1912]

Can't happen. Licensing nightmare with Rare being with Microsoft

[@JackOfen]

It was rereleased on the WiiU lol

[@GuitarSlayer136]

The intro sold me on a full playthrough.

[@lachlanpeterson7061]

This is hands down one the best episodes they’ve uploaded in a while 😂😂

[@r.l.steinfeld1448]

The cat/villain in a chair combo is a reference to Blofeld from James Bond. His face similarly wasn't visible for the first few films IIRC

[@TheNightCrawlers44]

Maybe they'll finally finish the adventures of Chris

[@jackwisniewski3859]

Please keep this series going, this is kino

[@thomaspayton7114]

This is gold. Don’t let this die. Keep it going goddamnit I need this.

[@66LordLoss66]

Really enthralling monkey footage in the cold open. I was worried for a moment that this was going to be a 30 min video of them dubbing over monkey footage, pretending to be playing DK64.

[@lidofzejar]

Man I haven't heard of bubbling clothes off since I browsed old anime image boards. Surprised the memory comes back into play to me through Tomar.

[@PhantoMace2012]

One of my all-time favorite games, played at last by the funny boys themselves. Happy Friday indeed

[@papikirb]

Continue this series please! This was one of my favorite games as a kid

[@QuantumPineapple]

"Time to go ape" Tomar said as he pounded his chest, challenging Adam as the the dominant primate

[@roachdogg-ex]

Get your own sense of humor

[@QuantumPineapple]

@@roachdogg-ex then dont comment if u don't find it funny

[@roachdogg-ex]

@@DubzDude actually what are you talking about?

[@vctrylghtspr91]

Please keep this going, the frustration is palpable and I love it

[@TheRenegadeHamster]

I would watch a 1000 episode series of this, and click the like for each episode, and upvote it every time I see it posted on Reddit

[@dextergrif]

8:37 Tomar is referring to Mormon Porn for those who want to know