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[@breezeshooter42]

Zach's hypotheticals give me a reason to be alive

[@kylej.whitehead-music309]

The days of six inch Hitler are truly behind us now that Zach has elevated the hypothetical to an art form.

[@jarofpiss1408]

If you had a sister who was insanely hot, but she had a toothpick lodged in each eye socket, and half her jaw was inside out, would you pay $14.99 for a fortune cookie that potentially had a 0.01% chance of gifting you with knowledge that no one else in the world could ever have access to, unless of course you showed them?

[@chilldoggo6584]

Ikr

[@jackmazeika5594]

Zach gives me a reason to be alive

[@darrenthetuber743]

Zach's hypotheticals are so rambling that Chris has to literally stop playing just to give his undivided attention to a portion of it

[@KiddProto]

The guy who did the Realistic sound effects for Mario video did the music for Shovel Knight and Shantae

[@VelSparko]

Wow, no shit. That's him. (Jake Kaufman, aka "virt", for anyone who doesn't know him.)

[@fusionfountain]

Wait seriously That's fucking radical

[@mikemurphy5679]

From meme man to gamer man

[@james_the_epic_gamer]

Idk what that is U keep epik gamer BOOOOI

[@stickafingerinit4381]

That is... oddly inspiring

[@ladamedesaraignees1764]

In Pixels, Peter Dinklage's character was supposed to be a reference to Billy Mitchell In the movie, he was the best at Pac Man, but he actually had cheat codes written on the inside of his glasses Because that's how fucking Pac Man works

[@lilcritic3260]

H-he has cheat codes for fucking Pac-Man??? Jesus Christ

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Imagine being such An alpha that you cheat at Pac-Man. I’m sorry soy boy liberal betas are just UPSET you can’t Pac-Man that good *does backflip*

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

I don't even think there are any. Besides Game Genie codes for the NES one.

[@Operation_Bagel]

And he put the codes somehow on a real life car when they’re chasing Pac Man down the street

[@jackrichardson4089]

Billy Mitchell from Eastenders?

[@Exnem]

This video is just an endless stream of crazy hypotheticals and mario jumping into the same hole over and over again. This is perfection.

[@blackwolfrules56]

And alt-right Disney songs

[@morgantodd3748]

@@blackwolfrules56 And incels, which has a fairly substantial overlap with what you mentioned. And Elon Musk.

[@SlyHikari03]

@@blackwolfrules56 and mario with real sound effects + weird flagpole creepypasta

[@theleviathan3902]

I disliked this comment

[@crumbtheraven]

4 years later, and I still love that at 20:27 the video actually gets shifted to be 1% greener

[@noice__]

Zach's noise at 20:01, I've never heard anything like it

[@Mr.Hatman]

It honestly made me fuckin jump because it surprised me so much

[@veralyn7299]

it sounded like a cute lil hiccup

[@CooliusCaesar]

Fun fact: after they said "1% more green", the video itself got 1% more green

[@alphalax7747]

D i d y o u k n o w

[@86sVideoDump]

Holy shit you're right

[@Hyenaguy]

Holy shit

[@sanikfast4639]

Holy

[@YOUCANDOANYTHlNG]

‎

[@bettya.k.abetty8259]

Miyamoto swatted me. And Charles Martinet laughed as he long jumped down my hallway while the police beat my ass.

[@kylej.whitehead-music309]

And he say "wahoo!" and touch himself.

[@ViceCityfan]

I love coming back to this video just to read this comment.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Did you know the first president was super mario

[@asneeded4pain]

super momio

[@demiliomason1565]

Actually it was George Washington.

[@Coolio20404]

I don't want to ruin the fun, but wouldn't not be possible because you have to be American to be president? Mario is italian

[@phoebelovesYOU]

i thought it was funny valentine

[@ladamedesaraignees1764]

@CanadianConure He was the first president There were no rules

[@RallyLancer95]

Finally the only lets play of this obscure ambitious title

[@glorbojibbins2485]

Avgn should do a video on this unknown piece of shit

[@Bassclefff]

Hey look it's the Mario Odyssey mini level

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

MAP3Music-Bassclefff wow, they actually made it into a real game

[@asneeded4pain]

mario odyssey mom level

[@gamernation1829]

Whoa holy shit.

[@loopsdaloop6765]

Yea I remember this mate ;^)

[@1800mexicano]

This comment is why every child should be bullied, and if they can't get over their feelings being hurt they can just be left behind

[@samueld8413]

5:55 Holy shit, I think Glep walked into the recording room

[@brainypepper1621]

The decline of Chris’s career started with him ignoring that fire flower

[@ImmaLittlePip]

I remember that Mario video with realistic sound effects Anyone remember that Kirby video with realistic sound effects... and all the enemies screamed

[@klg9549]

The Kirby video always made me laugh really hard. Just so stupidly extreme

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Kirsten Großmann I'm looking for it but can't remember what it's called

[@Koupip]

do you remember the video with micheal jackson instead of mario

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

ImmaLittlePip it's called "Kirby is a fucking monster". I think that's the one your talking about

[@kumo34sans]

kirbys a fucking monster

[@EruveyConB]

This has to be the most innocent thumbnail yet

[@adrianthesnowkoopatroopa4810]

There was one other one that looked innocent. I think it was one of the Crash Bandicoot games they played.

[@doodledangernoodle2517]

SMB3 was also innocent

[@k4miko921]

i love how episodes with zach always have huge portions of gameplay jumpcut... you just know he said things he shouldnt have lol

[@adrianbriones7238]

I wish they released all those cut clips into some massive compilation just to see what kind of stuff they deemed too much for KZbin.

[@charliemcfacefuck4798]

Free speech doesn't exist. Thanks Jews

[@boneor...7022]

@@charliemcfacefuck4798 woah woah woah dude

[@orionball6431]

@@charliemcfacefuck4798 what in the actual fuck dude

[@alwayshere6956]

​@@adrianbriones7238I wonder if Chris has kept any of them, it would be an EXCELLENT entry into patreon content, if they compiled all the clips and bloopers and posted them there

[@JustinY.]

You should play the sequel next, I heard it's been game of the year ever since its inception.

[@mrbubblestea]

70 YEARS IN A ROW BABEEEEEEEEEEE

[@iamdefish3315]

Justin Y. They don’t read the comments

[@tomtinker8220]

a sequel that's game of the year? my heart's pounding so much i might panic!

[@insect1338]

SUPAH MARIO BRUDDAS TWO BABEE BEST GAEME EVAH MAED

[@steelingcable6350]

I just saw you on a scare theater video

[@wotan.mp44]

I don't think there's a better sentence than _"I only know one gamer epic enough to defeat these aliens and it's Adam Sandler."_

[@Yarghoul_]

Thank you Chris Very Cool

[@NotDogman]

Nice

[@roachdoggjr7020]

Amazing!

[@crispunch5087]

This guy be sounding like Mike from Redlettermedia

[@olixor]

Just the best

[@Crooktide]

I Like Your Comment Very Cool comment Thanks

[@senyorpretty8406]

i love the new Julian and DingDong DLC

[@zomboids2100]

Senyor Pretty All for the low price of just $59.99 plus tax.

[@gabeh1839]

These guys were here before them though

[@droiD392]

ikr these ding dong and julian skins are pretty cool

[@smellysmell979]

Bruh they deleted the main game now what the hell

[@user-ru6sy3ic6l]

8:28 "Lyle is a little worm character" HOLY SHIT DID ZACH GIVE US A TEASER 2 YEARS AGO ABOUT THE COMING OF THE WORMS??

[@charliesosa9054]

Remember that Super Mario Odyssey mini game?. Well, they made the whole thing, this is the new game available only in Japan

[@jarl428]

Replace the Mario music with gloomy classical music and you have a Sleepycast episode

[@Whorlando]

They literally made the video 1% more green from that point on. Lyle you sneaky man

[@LifeOutward]

Do the boys not know about the 4-2 warp to 8-1? Or that warp zones in Mario take place in pocket dimensions??

[@SethVoid]

You mean in this totally new, unplayed game?

[@LifeOutward]

Oh, come on. This is clearly just a palette-swap/port of Panic Restaurant for the NES. I meant that there's a warp zone in 4-2 of Panic Restaurant.

[@Thegbear]

MajorMotionMatt or if you hold A and push start you'll start on level 1 of the world you died on? What n00bz am I right haha

[@LifeOutward]

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the pocket dimension this morning.

[@EverDownward]

"So you got this pocket dimension, right? Would you throw babies off of bridges and watch them explode?" Chris, I..I, what??

[@josephodonnell9865]

The sequel is better actually. Its game of the year every year.

[@YoYo-em5sf]

Joseph O'Donnell SUPAH MARIO 2 BEHBEEE

[@louismccormick3263]

Joseph O'Donnell not even close baby

[@someguy9571]

STIIIILL THE KING

[@crunchyman2096]

The Lost Levels was hardcore

[@JerryBlueCast]

*nice reference pal*

[@HerbalAssailant]

1.) That thumbnail is adorable! 2.) The new t-shirt is adorable!!!

[@zanpakutoman4225]

I don't know. Chris has his foot a little TOO deep into Lyle's scrotum, in the t shirt.

[@mikekazz5353]

zanpakuto man, well how else is he gonna do a Fred Flintstone impression?

[@leon2965]

Josh ‘the rock’ Mckinstray nope, and they weren’t the original boys. It’s just more funni bois now

[@germpot]

Chris, Ding Dong, and Julian have been replaced by Chris, Ding Dong, and Lyle.

[@tuser8]

*are you telling me another Chris replaced Chris?*

[@jaymac7401]

I love hearing Lyle and Zach interact more, Lyle's 100% into Zach's hypothetical situations.

[@haileyh2761]

I love the idea that in all of zach's horrifying hypotheticals, Chris would just be mildly perturbed. Like he just makes a face and walks away

[@voicemonkey3886]

Lyle watches Mumkey Jones.

[@randomness4272]

VoiceMonkey two worlds colliside, the world of Lyle consciousness and a bullet

[@pigslam]

He subbed?

[@ribbykun8402]

He is the best anime reviewer after all.

[@whynotbrosay]

VoiceMonkey when?

[@SGEDrew]

Now nobody can

[@cozynosy]

this is literally my favorite oneyplays thumbnail idk why but it just makes me just to happy, they just all look just genuinely happy and it warms my heart. im gonna cry please i j

[@callofduckies3298]

I’d fill my pocket dimension babies with the Nickelodeon slime, so I can throw them at people with all my might, yelling “YOU GOT SLIMED”

[@HungarianMafioso]

Lyle is the king of talking over other people.

[@DathanNaniel]

HE TALKS IN ALL CAPS

[@MrShinobiguy]

ALL THE TIME

[@Supercrayawn]

And of being unfunny.

[@epicgamingmoment2715]

Definitely glad Mick and Tomar are showing up more; Lyle is cool and all but I prefer them way more

[@zackcleveland1348]

Lyle is alpha male

[@randomness4272]

This is what game grumps should have been. It's like an alternate reality

[@RigbyIsTheMan]

EverCrest It's like the Jon era of Game Grumps

[@jaded1885]

It's a pocket dimension.

[@JasperTV]

This is what game grumps was.

[@LeudieBlues]

Christian Gonzales Pocket Grumps And Pocket Oney

[@puedes3288]

If you like this kind of nonsense check out Sleepy Cabin

[@Frankenbutt99]

Kevin James 2020, he the funny smoke weed man

[@mikekazz5353]

Cheech and Chong Omega

[@kitnamedgran]

Daddy Donald that's Seth Rogan, my friend

[@Frankenbutt99]

Gran Flakes what’s the difference

[@dixierekt8096]

Seth Rogan for vice president 2020

[@genericstickman5967]

The man who shat out blood

[@heroofhyrule9778]

20:26 i JUST noticed u made the video ACTUALLY one percent more green as zach said that O_O

[@MrClickity]

Zach's mind is a very odd place.

[@dixierekt8096]

MrClickity you think his mind is weird now just wait till you watch sleepycast

[@MrClickity]

Oh I've listened to those, too. I'm just saying.

[@LuvTonique]

Did anyone else take a screencap of this episode and compare it to footage from other KZbin videos of Mario Bros. to find out if the entire video was 1% more green? For the record it's not but I genuinely thought Lyle would do that.

[@Locke3OOO]

Lil Miss Jay get a job

[@kingomegaflowey]

right as they say it, theres a very slight shift towards green like i rewatched that part a few times because i wasnt sure, but now im certain that at least for that part its more green

[@xmm-cf5eg]

hm

[@KBC7050]

Totally Not Nova you can tell from the background color.

[@fordthefnlordasd3187]

Lil Miss Jay oh shit. It's funny porn man

[@kyles.8332]

A game based on the first president.

[@cryingbaby23]

Kyle S. Alexander Hamilton

[@BootyBeef]

Yes.

[@randomness4272]

Guys you should play this new indie game I found it's called MINECRAFT anyways it's not too popular so I think it'll be great for the channel ok bye

[@bingobunny7862]

EverCrest dood that games scary I will be beaten for such satanic imagery I wouldn't be able to watch the let's play

[@tomtinker8220]

i doubt it'll sell well. there's no objective. no way of measuring how well you play, no score system, no princess to rescue. sounds like garbageware.

[@EpictheEpicest]

I still remember Sean plays Minecraft with him and Chris screaming like little girls.

[@disjectamembra2013]

You silly boy, they already played Minecraft!

[@kakakarrakeek6431]

REE spoiler

[@clearfudge]

Love to hear Chris' mom's laugh now. Sounds like thats where Chris got his laugh from lol

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

"Fells you in one swoop" close enough, lyle

[@x.x1869]

idk why but Chris' impression of his mom at 18:21 fucking kills me everytime

[@jmorales09]

Chris responded way too realistically to the uncle with a little creature hypothetical he sounded genuinely angry lmao

[@themexiflan]

I would smile at the little man and say "thank you, and good luck"

[@LGArthurBennett]

Glad to know that this channel brought attention to such an obscure game.

[@Strix24000]

1:20 Lyle predicts the 2021 Lil Nas X controversy

[@joshualc0708]

This reminds me of Donkey Kong 5

[@randomness4272]

Joshua Little-Campbell this reminds me of Hong Kong 97

[@wormoe8656]

reminds me of super mario bros

[@retromac2992]

You guys always have the greatest thumbnails of anyone on the KZbins. I'll point out the obvious and also mention your videos give me the big hahas.

[@supernintendofan778]

This is genuinely one of my favorite videos of all time

[@stuv1996]

This combo of people and the Zach and Tomar ones have been my favorite. I'm loving these new sleepycast type eps with Cory and Jeff too.

[@xaldynnemo47]

Chris' understanding of what a pocket dimension is one of the most confusing things I've heard.

[@teniom]

That is a very wholesome thumbnail.

[@yorkljorgan987]

I love finding shortcuts in this game. Finding a beanstalk is satisfying. And I love that you can beat the game in five minutes if you know where the shortcuts are.

[@nadussias]

Chris: silly irishman Zack: likes funny little creatures Lyle: sreams and interupts

[@verynaisu]

17:05 saving this for me when I need a good laugh

[@Konatoast]

These videos are more of a podcast for since I can I just half arse watch it while doin something else still get the same enjoyment out of it because you're funny asf

[@neonlemurs4865]

One of the best videos from oneyplays

[@LooneyDude]

Your videos are usually really good but this one in particular was really REALLY good

[@Seantendo]

Apparently holding the A button at the start screen to continue isn't as commonly known as one would think. They even referenced it in an early MST3K episode.

[@GoogieBuiscut]

Bobby Peru which episode?

[@hunterparah1952]

Is that fucking real

[@notsure5040]

Dude has been watching Mumkey Jones

[@YoYo-em5sf]

Snowy_bro Exactly what I was thinking

[@coledaniels5530]

Falling into the same hole over and over again, and hitting every block next to the secret block without hitting the secret block. This is quality content.

[@bingobunny7862]

I'm still waiting till you guys play "Conker's Bad Fur Day"

[@mrperson3885]

I love how chris plays along with zach's hypotheticals.

[@thesupremeoverlordofice121]

I don’t think this series will ever take off.

[@poyodoyo]

The drawing of Mario on the thumbnail would be super convincing as official art back then

[@judgechloe6231]

I really like that Nintendo is finally listening to the fans and putting Ding Dong in smash.

[@neonlemurs4865]

From now on, anytime anyone says "how can you enjoy watching someone play video games???" I'm showing them this

[@RetroRoulette]

Finally a let's play of this game! - and I thought I was the only one who's played this.

[@LocoRodeoBozo]

I freaked out when everything went 1% more green.

[@DragonTamer31K]

I can't believe this was 5 years ago already

[@hamburgersteak7215]

I can imagine the little gremlin in the pocket dimension being Freddie Freaker.

[@PrimeSinisterful]

Oh man, I just saw this game at E3, it looks amazing!

[@WodyHG]

I could listen to the Oney boys and Sleepycabin tell hypotheticals for hours on end. I mean they're big in their humor so we hear them a lot but they genuinely never get old imo

[@judasmcswell8321]

Keep this series going

[@Josh-le6lu]

The "FFFAAAAAACK" 19:18 was so loud you guys probably heard it again just now.

[@shadow_x_gear]

The shirts made me feel like a sad boi

[@0tterhead]

Dingle Dongle is dead, and Joooolien has gone to live in his beach house with Tiny.

[@sydniespangler2817]

1. ding dong isnt fucking dead 2. chances are, yes the two are somewhere, potentially busy! 3. maybe they're working on a new game?

[@0tterhead]

You seem pretty mad about a joke. I know they're busy at work with wan wan, I support them on patreon.

[@sydniespangler2817]

im sorry, its just that too many people use it and its getting frustrating that people MIGHT ACTUALLY believe it

[@0tterhead]

Ah. Sorry then.

[@Rooooonie]

The thumbnail for this video might be the most wholesome thumbnail in the series.

[@animicousD]

The thumbnail art is just genuinely pleasant, nothing horribly grotesque at all!

[@obamagaming8315]

I can not believe that chris left the power up, I am upset.

[@isdel9474]

That entire hypothetical with the tiny man and the weird uncle was part of a significant B plot in Smiling Friends.

[@rachellamb7829]

You guys are hilarious!!! I love your videos!!!!! 😂

[@XYLYENEC8H10]

i've been scouring videos for days like a maniac searching for the little creature uncle scenario. I was starting to believe it was an implanted false memory but im so glad I finally found it

[@christiancordeus1169]

Watching these in 2022 and I can't NOT imagine this is Zach testing out various ideas for his upcoming show on his friends. I could totally see The Boss having a small character in his pocket, or Pim getting locked up in a Pocket dimension by a small man.

[@Null_And_Void]

22:16 That little joker laugh🤣

[@sabastianstevens6402]

25:06 the animal with the shortest gestation period is the Opossum, developing in just 12-13 days

[@CountJackNoire]

The cutest thumbnail yet

[@snekkoo]

Itsa me Malario

[@randomness4272]

Snekoo 92 this is Africa not America Wait...

[@gunterxvoices4101]

Wait, I read that as 4 days ago, not 4 years ago. Seems the same as lately.

[@bucc2742]

these kind of games are the best, games everyone knows so it takes a backseat to the conversation. this was hilarious

[@ghostpants7930]

Just had an ad for soup featuring Mick... awesome!

[@stuv1996]

"Casually pulling herself apart" Zach's hypotheticals are insane

[@osceez64]

Hey gamers

[@zanpakutoman4225]

Dude! GAMER BRO! Chug dat GAMER juice!

[@asneeded4pain]

hi

[@randomness4272]

I am not him

[@manlykitten123]

Use the code word: FATFUCK

[@kanecklesdacinnaboy7618]

I want all three of them to be in a podcast where they just talk about hypotheticals and relevant events

[@LandoBrah]

Thanks for playing Mario. Great Video Chris. Awesome Jumps.

[@tarponpet]

I refuse to believe Zach has never heard of the concept of a Pocket Dimension.

[@SushiLord89]

You know if you hold B and Press start at the title screen after a game over it'll start you off at the world you died in.

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

The thumbnail is really nice, props to you.

[@statingfakts2156]

14:53 that 2inch tall character he's describing is literally him