Oneyplays Telling Stories Compilation

[@barcacarthago5972]

The story of Lyle become a Herobrine-esque Minecraft cryptid is one of my favorites of his

[@melancholy394]

Just got to that part as I came across your comment 😂

[@mrvaporiz]

If I was Tomar's principal and this kid told me "You'll get your comeuppance when I SLIME you!" I wouldn't be able to sleep at night, like I would have no idea what he was up to.

[@s3dchr]

SLIME, ANYONE?!

[@Rose-ew7bv]

This little kid is Drake apparently

[@Nicknam316]

This is a really scary thought, especially because this is Tomar where talking about...

[@rockguy908]

@@Rose-ew7bv😮tutu

[@Chibblechabble]

That Super Sayan delivery driver put eye drops in their food.

[@Roachdogjr6671]

No he put chocolate lax

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

Ether that or he somehow got liquid laxatives mixed into the pizza sauce

[@leonelmartinez2486]

Turkish amphetamines

[@adammiller7236]

I reckon he bare arse farted on the pie. That's why is was smashed

[@adammiller7236]

I reckon he bare arse farted on the pie. That's why is was smashed

[@ieatmice751]

The crazy thing is that Chris has actually worked with Jack Black

[@gusgus0070]

It’s a long con to get him to perform at Wexford

[@gabrieldarcy9067]

The crazy thing is that Jack Black got to work with THE Chris O'Neil

[@grimble4564]

​@@gusgus0070I love the idea that Chris' entire channel and moving to America was motivated purely by spite and desperation to befriend Jack Black

[@SuperCaleb360]

​@grimble4564 no you have it wrong. Jack Black made a name for himself and kept getting Video Game gigs like Brutal Legend and the Mario Movie in hopes that OneyNG would collaborate with him on a music video.

[@JuanitoK556]

that first story was legit one of the funniest stories ive ever heard from these guys

[@Trynt33]

I love how genuinely insane it gets. The part about the cops just letting her go despite being hammered was too real, along with the dog held hostage. If it wasn't for them being in LA I'd assume this was in Florida.

[@Brams2777]

MILLONARIOS REFERENCIA

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

The bugs that appeared in Cory's room continue to be the most high stakes story ever told by any member of the group.

[@Agentshadling]

I wish we could get them all together one last time and just have them go over every story that made it on oneyplays and just go through each person's perspective

[@sexygirlmax2019]

the image of her just gesturing wildly to the literal maggots all over the counters is wonderful i lived in a shitty alcoholic truck drivers trailer, father in law refused to take care of house and take trash out, and a bunch of house flies came in and laid eggs all over the food so there were actual maggots crawling all over the rolling trash can that the trucks collect, and they were in the inside trash as well. Its HORRIBLE.

[@FrogWalrus]

That’d be cool, it looks like they were playing cover for her on the Sleepycabin podcast, jokingly blaming each other, probably to try and keep the peace.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

@@FrogWalrusare you talking about the same thing?

[@kharnifex]

Plague of Grain Moths

[@Charmanderfan2002]

The story around 30:00 is one of my favorites Sonic goes to the real world dude

[@mrvaporiz]

That's Eggman

[@Mtv-get-off-thee-air]

Lyles first story sounds like a coen brothers movie

[@August-dq1cj]

Fucking real dude

[@Mtv-get-off-thee-air]

@@August-dq1cj thank you Henry from eraserhead

[@August-dq1cj]

@@Mtv-get-off-thee-air naw we got a film connoisseur up here ⬆️⬆️⬆️

[@eastonenroth2366]

Can you give me a timestamp plz?

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

Then Tomar said "Hello I am Tomar. Have you heard of Death of a Salesman 2?" and sucked out his life essence until he was a withered husk

[@thatBigfuu]

The reason Zach didn’t get threatened by the weird guy instead of Chris , Is because Zach is a handsome goblin .

[@funkymonkey2k425]

25:21 i have a feeling the friend in question is cory

[@soapyrainmaker5367]

i hope it is

[@roachdoggjr.1582]

I think they mentioned another time that it was Adam.

[@kinefish1674]

@@soapyrainmaker5367with how open Cory is about his degeneracy I doubt that he wouldn’t want people knowing about it, he’d probably tell that story himself

[@reidepperson8534]

@@roachdoggjr.1582for real is it in another video

[@sbraypaynt]

Horrible roommate or not the idea of Cory going full male shit fit tantrum and SMASHING MOTHS out of rage against a wall is so goddamn funny

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

Lyle loves living like a crack head

[@fendviyo]

Dude was living in a basement belting rats to death living like a king💪😤

[@pickedceasar1216]

@@fendviyo for like half a decade or more 😂😂

[@sumguy3687]

20:36 There is some kinda soap, pizza places use to clean pizza trays. & if it isnt washed off right, it gives you mega wet poops.

[@slingshotnerd]

Yeah it’s called generic dish soap…

[@Trynt33]

@@slingshotnerd It's called Dawn dish soap. Buy a bottle today and save the Wonder Pets from pollution

[@Argov82]

What industrial degreaser? If you consume that you will get more than wet poops lol

[@dragondojima]

think the sociopath just put laxitives in it

[@yungpm]

@@dragondojimahow do you dose a pizza with laxative?

[@SuperCaleb360]

10:50 Chris would never have guessed back then he'd eventually collaborate with Jack Black

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

If the water in London was 20 percent cocaine, there would be some serious problems lmao.

[@thestonedwitch]

I wonder what Chris’ dad thinks about him making a video with Jack Black

[@GameyRaccoon]

he's proud of his boy

[@mistamemewide]

I firmly believe that all of their lives are simply just sitcoms. Like the Pizza Guy Bit was actually a Seinfeld bit.

[@bhgameman]

Its so cool that Chris worked with Jack Black after his dad basically shit on his friends for how impossible getting him to come out was.

[@malsocio]

the giuseppe story is fascinating

[@organicketchup5171]

My favourite story is the one of the man

[@CringelordJen]

ah yes the one of the man

[@crapconnoisseur6691]

Yes! And when he do the thing. Classic, the man

[@babysealsareyummy]

From stanistan

[@msthecommentator2863]

Kids, put on the video of the man 📼

[@buttgut]

@@msthecommentator2863noo... 😢

[@boojersey13]

Scratches my happy trail yessssssssssss new upload

[@DCGMatthew1]

Erm, that's really cool.

[@unknown6390]

Dude at 23:58 this has to be Adam 😂

[@JimMilton-ej6zi]

"I'm not a turd about that kind of thing, i was willing to give him more" he says about the guy that poisoned his pizza lol, i think if someone is even just verbally abusive to you, that's deserving of no tip, because they're no longer there to deliver you food, they're there to shake you down for money.

[@leodepew5696]

I love how Niall’s Chris impression is just an Irish Kermit the Frog

[@commenteroftruth9790]

ah these funny fellers bring a joy to the chaos

[@fireemblemistrash75]

Im surprised no one thought to report the delivery driver

[@Gentlemenpickleesq.]

I'm surprised they ate the pizza 😅

[@JimMilton-ej6zi]

16:50 dingdongs tipping story is always insane to me, because at no point should getting a low tip or even 0 tip justifies being rude to a customer, you just say "thank you have a good day" and move on, but apparently wherever dingdong lives you have to tip at least 200% or else you're a horrible person.

[@culture4519]

That guy sounds like an unhinged weirdo like if you don’t like the job don’t fucking do it nothing justifies messing with someone’s food nevermind he actually tipped

[@JimMilton-ej6zi]

@@culture4519 yeah he was, and even though he was a bad guy clearly deserving of no tip, dingdong still had to go out and say "i tip guys i'm not a turd" as if tipping a guy like that is anything but crazy.

[@danielcarlson2337]

The ending of the pizza story is one of the most comically stupid things I've ever heard... It's like a king drinking a goblet of wine poured by a guy who openly wants to take his throne.

[@cisrot]

I’m convinced that Chris actually grew up in Royston Vasey

[@yourneighbor6152]

100% they should have name and shamed that pizza place.

[@Inabin]

Well they clearly suspected the Grubhub driver and not the pizza place

[@FictitiousCtrlGames]

In regards to the first story: my mom would drink herself to psychosis growing up. It was dreadful.

[@ARuiz-eu3hk]

Man the double standard is real on the first story. Jesus.

[@Trynt33]

The fact they let her go despite being hammered felt so real. I've had neighbors like this, living in cities is horrible

[@LordVader1094]

It's incredibly common

[@enough2715]

Not that bad because the cops usually don't at all, male or female.

[@pitchblackgrue]

I'm glad that cops have mostly let me off lightly but at the same time I love that whenever you're in conflict the police mostly show up to do literally nothing and then tell you that if you deal with it yourself, you can go to jail. I love that everyone in this country plays this game of being as horrible as possible up to the point of committing a crime, just baiting you to finally get sick of their shit so they can record you and tell a judge actually they're the victim.

[@derekarneecher3949]

1st story is litteraly me 😂

[@ilikedoom2707]

11:25 fun fact, my school which is in the middle of nowhere in NJ actually won one of those sweepstakes in 2001 so they would go somewhere random like that

[@tomtheconqerur]

How much of New Jersey's population was like Carl from ATHF?

[@Bosschoice95]

Sometimes when I’m talking with my friends in a voice call I imagine myself in a Oneyplays best of video

[@Dazz3rz450]

If anyone is interested, it looks like the Italian man’s alias at the time he was in Wexford was Antonio Di Munno, he jumped into the river in Wexford after Italy won the World Cup in 2006, there’s an article about it in the Irish Independent online.

[@Amateur_Ambiance]

You can drip some eye drops or some shit into food and it’ll make one diaretic.

[@darkdave1998]

Man old school Minecraft was wild. Lyle talking about having to find the actual IPs of specific servers brings back memories

[@darkdave1998]

Dude everyone on my school was using the PSP for pr0n, you'd see a bunch of kids crowded up around a PSP and they'd be a 80% chance of them being on red tube or something

[@vernie_in_hell]

Or the iPod touch lmfao

[@scrungo7610]

Dude I love Lyle’s first story so much

[@helloenemy]

Lyle’s first story is insane

[@thatfunkyduck]

Does anyone know off of which old movie the thumbnail is based?

[@tahutoa]

31:20 i bet it's because Chris was the bigger guy there

[@23_lolface]

Sonic goes to the real world

[@brickowls7886]

good edit as always, baefy

[@KingCeryn]

When Lyle gets going I like to play “fast forward roulette,” to see how far I can go with him still telling the story.

[@E_blanknamehere]

What's wrong with lyle?

[@KingCeryn]

We've been asking that for awhile.@@E_blanknamehere

[@slingshotnerd]

@@E_blanknameherenothing. This person is just another Lyle hating turd.

[@Trynt33]

That's usually how I am with Zach on repeated viewings, like "Oh boy, I sure love this shrill breathy British voice he ALWAYS pulls out." (At least Cherokee Patty is interesting)

[@KingCeryn]

@@Trynt33 Zack is 4 inches tall and has never hurt a fly, you take that back, NOW! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

[@Neon_SilverFox]

Hearing the crazy lady's voice over lyle's imitation of her voicemail was cool.

[@calor023]

thank god lyle stories are getting attention

[@kizbo]

Regarding the first story… did nobody tell Lyle that Oneyplays is comedy-focused?

[@superclarendon8648]

Great thumbnail choice

[@broootchen]

This is missing some of adams golden stories

[@br-1z_1z]

Sleepy cabin lore

[@bettya.k.abetty8259]

Chris and ding dong n Julian's encounter with the super saiyan Russian man is why I stopped ordering doordash or postmates. I started working from home a few years before the pandemic in 2017. I ordered Thai food from a local restaurant in my area of Southern California. It was beyond cold. I warmed it up and got the worst diahrrea I've ever experienced.

[@gibustheinfamous]

What game are they playing at 6:31 (The Minecraft story) ?

[@chrisbeaumont4630]

I'm of the opinion that Ding Dong was being paranoid about the pizza guy. The delivery guy probably seemed off from a language barrier, the pizza being smashed up the first time was probably from a driving error. When I worked at Dominos, braking too hard or cornering hard could turn a pizza to a big pile of shit straight away. I think Ding Dong's fear of confrontation, the driver's communication issues from being ESL and digestive issues happening at bad timing, maybe from a mistake from the pizza shop not the driver, lead to all of this. I could be wrong of course, but nothing the pizza driver did sounded malicious as much as just issues with communication. I can't think of anything he could have done to the pizza to make people sick without causing an obvious nasty taste. It seems more likely the pizza shop didn't rotate/store their ingredients properly, or left traces of cleaning chemicals. Just my 2 cents guys please don't eat me alive just from giving my humble opinion!

[@JimMilton-ej6zi]

You can do things to poison people and it won't be detected if they don't go to the doctors. There's also the fact that the driver was known to grubhub specifically because he had so many issues with the customers meaning he was doing something wrong to cause it. Chances are the guy was an illegal and he didn't care about laws

[@chrisbeaumont4630]

@@JimMilton-ej6zi Yeah, I really can't say for sure, only go off my hunch. I don't think anyone can be certain about this. People are capable of all sorts of craziness. It's just the vibe I get from how Ding Dong tells the story and just how he can be as a person in general. The guy could have been getting petty revenge, or he could have been acting weird due to a mix of anger, language barrier or legitimately trying to make sure Ding Dong will be satisfied with the pizza and be able to defend himself if he gets a bad review again. It's hard to tell if he was trying to improve his reputation and keep his job or if he just didn't care and was willing to throw it away. After learning about visine it seems that's the most likely poison if it were tainted.

[@August-dq1cj]

2:51 bro who is this boss Ron Swanson?

[@strayiggytv]

Cops wont do anything to stalkers period. They don't have to be an old lady.

[@jesusthebruh2144]

Laxatives in the pizza?

[@SpaceSkelet0nn]

Sonic goes to the real world!

[@Quindolin]

Which video is at 10:35?

[@yungpm]

How DOES someone make a pizza toxic without altering the flavor?

[@SamArt6607]

24:00 game?

[@cles0v]

The story about Giuseppe is the same story as cotton eye joe... Giuseppe is cotton eye joe

[@TheLastApostle]

So which one is the yellow guy with the big nose?

[@The_Barroth]

Ok that’s concerning because I have a ornate box full of cat whiskers (The whiskers are found in the house when they naturally drop off the cats) It’s for an inside joke

[@Moocow2003]

I like to imagine that the joke is just you and your friends standing around a box of cat whiskers, laughing hysterically whenever you flip the lid open

[@The_Barroth]

@@Moocow2003 pretty much yeah. Been stockpiling them to put on sandwiches in secret (the old whisker sandwich joke)

[@KibaInu04]

😐

[@malsonrules]

investigate 3:11 "gyatt" said by chris

[@Gentlemenpickleesq.]

That last guy literally sounded like a psycho (couldn't read or understand emotions basically admitted he was at least considering hitting a woman because she wouldn't hook up with him and the woods part didn't seem right).

[@souperupper]

Def eye drops on pizza

[@vogueinferno]

4:38

[@alexis2666]

Giuseppe is a fucking grifter drifter.

[@HubbardiumKing]

11:37 what game is this?

[@joelikespotatoes8321]

Man that first story aint even funny I feel bad for him.

[@Green_Bean_Machine]

Lyles first story sounds extremely fake, but I think he might just be a poor story teller

[@Green_Bean_Machine]

His Minecraft one too, he really is just bad at storytelling

[@Green_Bean_Machine]

9:24 I’m almost certain that’s not how that works

[@helpme8993]

Holy fuck the mealmoth story. Sleepcast throwback