Oney Plays Crash Bandicoot WITH FRIENDS - EP 5 - Phony Bologna

[@MultiAssassini]

"Listen baby, the only way this relationship can workout is if you learn how to vomit on command."

[@Blastfluff]

does shoving a toothbrush down the throat count as vomiting on command?

[@MultiAssassini]

Dogger gelo No, however, it does count as the relationship not working out

[@Blastfluff]

:(((

[@ikemayelixfay]

No, she's just trying to sneeze you dirty dirty man

[@RallyLancer95]

What are we going to do tonight Brain? Same thing we do every night Pinky, make funny scream

[@Snake22091]

Jesus Julian is never gonna live down that "fursuit diaper" thing, glad we found our new joke to infinitely repeat, though

[@gaymanlover]

Col. Gob Knobbler where did this come from? was it a livestream?

[@randomness4272]

see the last yooka-laylee episode. talks all about it and ends wit funny SCREAM

[@Kaboomboo]

Paul Verhooven's career wasn't ruined by Showgirls. He made Hollow Man and Starship Troopers after that. He's an 'out there' director. Showgirls was him just having fun with the material because no one can make that script good.

[@Coopdepoop]

I mean, historically, pretty much every older generation have thought that the younger, current generation was entitled, whiny, and self obsessed.

[@fatmaisktekbas3503]

Honestly, putting everyone born in the same time period in a bunch is the stupidest shit I've ever heard of. We humans, as a race, have the most diversity amongst all races on Earth. There may be people who share similiar opinions, but I doubt anyone has the exact same thought patterns as someone else. Fun fact: Born in Generation Z, don't have Generation Z benefits. #familyissues #financialissues #countrywidepoliticalbullshit #peopleusetoomanyhashtagsnowadayseventhoughtheydontaddanythingworthofvaluetotheircomments

[@emnolein]

Case in point is one of them old school Greek philosophy boys complaining about kids those days and it reads like it could easily come out of the mouth of a baby boomer.

[@catm9431]

If all the younger generations are whiny entitled and self obsessed... then why are all the old people all whiny entitled and self obsessed? They also walk really slowly to annoy people and fart impolitely in people's presence.

[@ComradeCrab93]

All old people should be put down so we stop wasting valuable resources (housing, food, medicine, etc.) on people who aren't contributing anything to society.

[@incurae8967]

All babies should be put down too since they're not contributing anything to society

[@gerrardhanly2417]

People have always been pieces of shit and will always be pieces of shit, the only thing that's different about this generation is that we're exposed to it more because of the internet.

[@bryejankum9002]

There is always going to be parents that don't know how to teach kids the right way in every generation

[@MrSpookersMcGeeThe1st]

I'm mostly seeing comments about Julian being a furry who shits in diapers, Oney being a millenial, and Julian being a millenial furry who shits in diapers. This is fucking gold, you guys. Keep up the good work.

[@Starfig]

I earnestly like these fairly open conversations that happen on Oneyplays. That and Julian's laugh still kills me.

[@iwouldsay6934]

on the topic of millennials. yes, chris, they are referring to people born in the 90's, and it's a pretty stupid age war. "me me me generation"? you'd be pretty hard pressed to find a "you you you generation"

[@mysttale7893]

They're only more noticeable because of the internet. I'm sure there's plenty of good people born in the 2000s as well, though parents letting them have tablets at age five ain't helping

[@sasuke4400]

millennials go all the way back to the people born in the 1980s. it's even farther. It's always like this though, people will shit on the next generations like how millennials will shit on Gen Z, it's silly.

[@Ascertain20]

But the strange thing is, I'll read articles praising the shit out of Gen Z for doing the most good in the world. Yet us Millenials will continue to get shitted on in the media and by Gen X-ers and Boomers alike.

[@popopofunfunsmileworldfun]

me me generation boy XD

[@iwouldsay6934]

the generation of me me is also the generation of jo jo

[@Frostadoodle]

ew I bet Julian is still wearing that diaper fur suit! YIKES!

[@goofbrush]

yuk

[@superstinkybeans]

WHOA

[@JulianChips]

Julian, you're ruining the good Julian name!

[@mettle4565]

*_eeeeeh it's jooolian_*

[@JulianChips]

Equisity EEEEEHHH

[@randomness4272]

"Turns out they changed the Julian's who did the conspiracy to the Jews in the Japanese release" he hee

[@julian7049]

Ehhh

[@Lambda_Ovine]

You guys are true millennials. A true millennial will always deny to be like the rest of millennials and will criticize millennials as the worst generation.

[@CrimsonHalo2112]

Yeah, this is the hardest game to 100% by far. Fumbling in the Dark and Sunset Vista were absolute NIGHTMARES.

[@gag5y]

Julian is a good christian boy and the lewdest thing he has ever done was hold hands with a nice white girl under the covers in the missionary position with the lights turned off and a Jesus cross hanging above their wall.

[@AceGaimz]

Holding hands in the missionary position sounds interesting

[@1mortalkombatlover]

Guys. Just because you're born in a certain time doesn't mean you have the same personality. Every older generation says this shit about the newer one. You know that stereotype of the old grandpa that tells everyone how hard they worked "back in their day?" It's existed since the beginning of man. You could probably look back at caveman times and see all those 23 year olds (elderly by their standards) talking about how spoiled kids are for playing with wheels and fire.

[@sleepytrout]

What if Crash say whoa when he bash a hoe?

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Crash Bangdabooty

[@RVBMichaelJCaboose]

what if tawna went to a sauna and in june, she dried up like prune?

[@JeremWatts]

you are my kind of people

[@alexknickrehm8385]

i love the nonesense of these guys

[@mediumPeter]

Funniest episode yet!!!! Lovin it

[@MongooseDave2]

What's funny is that every older living generation calls the younger one selfish. Generation X was also called the "Me" generation.

[@xDoctorxFaustusx]

Ding Dong! It is your goal to show Chris and Julian the legendary anime INFERNO COP!

[@TrevBoyThe2nd]

I bet Julian swings by his winkie from the ceiling fan.

[@WIImotionmasher]

his milenial scream at the end cracked me up

[@ScattergunBlue]

I like how Chris' threat to delete the channel isn't even acknowledged, even as a joke.

[@hihohe4067]

Lol at Oney," Im not a millennial!" He had one job at game stop and wanted to kill himself Not a millennial my ass

[@Ascertain20]

I think probably because us Millenials don't exactly want traditional jobs anymore. Who really wants to work in an office anymore with all the office politics and stuffy rules? We just want to feel happy and satisfied, and we're aware of what can and won't make us happy. Plus a lot of us don't exactly want to stay in one job forever like Boomers and previous generations.

[@matthewcoleman1595]

+Ascertain20 Do you know how many jobs DON'T take place in an office?? There are SO many

[@GeistIV]

Ascertain20 This exact attitude is what's causing problems though dude. If everyone took that sort of position on jobs, then boom no more food. Sorry, farming is hard work, truck driving isn't fun, stocking shelves isn't fun etc. etc. We can only enjoy the fucking sweet ass lifestyle we have now because people worked, and continue to work, their asses off. Mindset is a major part of it too. If you go into work thinking you're gonna hate it, duh you will. It took me a good year working at a factory to realize that.

[@WadeAlma]

Xero Well there are a lot of millennials raised in different situations. Some do want that lifestyle. Some are lazy like in EVERY generation. But others want a different approach to getting successful. Also gamestop is not fine enough establishment to say yeah he's a millennial cause he hated it. First off minimum wage is not worth working for when you get older. It can't pay for shit. I don't know why Chris didn't like it. Maybe it was management. Maybe he got shit times. Maybe he wanted to do more with himself. Why would he limit himself to gamestop? Whatever. Also there are so many jobs out there. So if you know you could be doing something else easier with better rewards then why not? Yeah someone is going to have to take up the mantle for a lot of old jobs. What makes that mean you have to be the one to? If I could get fruits easier with less effort that also makes me happier then what's wrong with that? People act like all millennials are lazy when it's simply not true. It's just a generalization.

[@spookybathtub7006]

Xero go for a different job

[@MyNothing001]

That Time magazine cover about millennials was annoying. You stereotype an entire generation to try to make older generations feel better about themselves and they will just gobble that shit up. It's the only way they can still sell magazines.

[@DouglasQuaid999]

Thanks for proving their point

[@MyNothing001]

I think I would be proving their point if I commented "FUCK THAT TIME MAGAZINE COVER! NO! NOOOOO!"

[@o.b.carson1338]

@@DouglasQuaid999 What, for evenly stating why they didn't like it?

[@Nonabear_10]

"How dare you calmly and eloquently state your opinion" < That's what you sound like, Dankglas

[@screamcc6947]

Julian, yiff me.

[@halohzed1225]

i agree

[@graymyers]

Paul Varhoevan did Starship Troopers after showgirls. He's doing FINE!

[@thekingofprussia7]

I think the most memorable thing from showgirls for me was the guy who was putting bugs in the yogurt.

[@vertigoawaypls]

Heck yeah, Love this Channel

[@aidanleffler4897]

millenials are anyone born before the turn of the century that reach adulthood after, as in anyone born between after 1982 and before 2000

[@balls261]

Yeah, which is weird because someone born in the 80s and someone born in the late 90's had wildly different childhoods so it doesn't really make sense to group them together.

[@MistyDusker]

yeh, u rite

[@spookybathtub7006]

Aidan Leffler what are people called if they were born let's say 2002?

[@aidanleffler4897]

so far people are calling it generation z

[@spookybathtub7006]

Aidan Leffler but why? I don't want to be called such a edgey gen name just because I was born in 2002.

[@Shadowmaxim]

Game Theory: was Kurt Cobain a millenial?

[@youreawizardkari7691]

Can Oney and Julian just get married already

[@Chdonga]

Julian is a diaper fur and he probably is into vore and transformation too!

[@tahutoa]

Jarl Balgruuf things becoming other things.

[@broqpace]

That director actually just directed an Oscar nominated French film called ELLE.

[@Lambda_Ovine]

Hey, Julian don't worry. If I, a person that born in Mexico and lived there my first 17 years of my life, distanced myself from Mexican culture (that is not food) even when I lived there, then you're all right.

[@McDoinky]

I wonder if Chris knows that the director of Showgirls directed Starship Troopers 2 years later. His name is Paul Verhoeven.

[@Folajan12]

Ding dong was so funny this episode

[@devilmeme5289]

i'm still questioning how julian can be so cute!!!

[@mick_plays_guitar]

I just realised that the things you collect during the level are Tawnas face. I thought it was a yellow card with a weird face on it

[@itssunday1990]

9:50 I don't know how I always end up sitting next to these people.

[@x54xHantamachine]

But my headcannon for Julian in a fur suit was The Flea :/

[@Jaztec35]

Julian saying he likes Carne Asada seems like a cop out since everyone loves to eat it. He needs to eat more Mexican food!

[@SuperLEGOMADNESS]

5:27 you should absolutely play that level

[@goodmachines7743]

You mean Paul Verhoeven? Yeah, he directed movies after 'Showgirls': 'Starship Troopers', 'Hollow Man', 'Black Book' and 'Elle'.

[@cracklasco]

4am and I continue watching and was confused af because I left off at 4:32.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Mucha Lucha! Mucha Lucha!

[@daddybrie463]

I watched showgirls two years ago and all I remember is "Versace"

[@mrshoofie]

6:35 that actually was really funny "oney fails 2017"

[@USMC49er]

Those born from 1981 to 1997 are considered part of the millenial generation. Look it up!

[@L1ghtweaver]

"I like rhyming." - Chris Yeah, no shit.

[@ethans7588]

Time Magazine is going on a loop because they made one in the 70's or 80's about a "Me Generation"

[@andyghkfilm2287]

Guys, come on. Chris isn't a millennial. He was born three weeks ago. He's just a good little baby boy.

[@AarturoSc]

Ever since Julian didn't add anything about the Spanish speaking enemies in RE4 I felt he was a Mexican only in origin.

[@xDigitalizex]

I have lived in Mexico my entire life and I can safely say I agree with Julian. History and food are pretty cool, but the people nowdays are incredibly shitty, especially if they have power (whether that's money, political, or any sort, really). Good for you Julina, for not coming back ever.

[@tree-turtle9944]

Julian confirmed for Mexican Uncle Ruckus

[@conormassey6290]

Back when I was real young, I was at a Chuck E Cheese and I had just won big at the Tornado and some Mexican lady and her little son walked up and snatched my tickets. Being so young, I wasn't about to say shit, but I will never forgive her.

[@lazyKong64]

I like poopy noises when they're far away

[@people78945]

I really want Julian to spoon with me. Id be the big spoon cuz Julian's a small mexican

[@llamawayne6944]

I loved mucha lucha 💔

[@ViewtifulDevil]

Millenial are defined as anyone born between the early 80's to the early 2000's, so pretty much the opposite of what Chris thought they were. The age-group defined by Chris would more likely align with Gen Z/Plurals/Post-Millenials.

[@Poliswag7]

Put in in a commercial and call him Oney Mays

[@Swassticles]

We love you juuuulian =^^=

[@Kumaclaws]

Julian is a sweet boi and I refuse to believe that he is into the cartoon animal fornication

[@reidschmidt7767]

wow these guys are the perfect example of millennials the me me me generation

[@reidschmidt7767]

i honestly dont know where i was going with that joke i dont even have an opinion on the matter

[@randomness4272]

Meme Me?

[@afineegg1040]

The funny scream generation

[@tahutoa]

Me --- Me --- Me Chris, DD, Joolian

[@AceGaimz]

They're the meme meme meme generation hahaha

[@casualrad2352]

When Julian pronounces Asada just right 👋🏻👌🏼😫🍆💦

[@starcobra123]

Wait is the Showgirl director the one who directed Robocop and Total Recall?

[@mrshoofie]

My name is Julian, I am not really good at video games but look at my moustache!

[@monaco84]

5 MB/s Internet is considered slow? I've been missing out, clearly.

[@videogiant100]

Wait if Ding Dong was born in the 90's than how did he live for more than two years!? Is Ding Dong actually a human and has lied to us all the whole time!?

[@DrMoofK]

Julian is a good dog.

[@taylortate8082]

you guys are hilarious. keep it up.

[@YordanJoung]

I actually own Angel Cop on DVD lmao

[@LaxMeBro]

why does he sound like oney in his podcast but sound like chris here?

[@gatzsuds]

phony bologna doesn't rhyme you bo-log-nas

[@norg18]

same here, stay for the carne azada leave for the stereotypes, solo quiero mi fokn food

[@guayitoC]

Crash just has a glandular problem.

[@Squeaky245]

A millennial's anyone who reaches maturity in the 2000s. Born in 1990 = millennial.

[@wolverine005]

haha you did a farty sharty on the hipsters :)

[@EdibleGazelleLabsoO]

Did Chewlian say Sunset Overdrive at the start?

[@ShawnoftheDeadly]

Have a boy

[@thatoneguy4452]

I would count anyone who grew up during the 2000s as a millennial, so that would include people born in the 90s.

[@pizusunklasa7497]

Oney bologna

[@allfredopablo411]

As a mexican folllower of your channel I´m very offended about some of the things you said, I´m considering unsuscribing to your channel in maybe seven or eight years.

[@allfredopablo411]

My finger hurts when it moves, :(

[@allfredopablo411]

I fingered my taco really hard. and it hurts now

[@allfredopablo411]

yeah fuk u

[@galxis5112]

Pero en siete o ocho años Trump habrá conquistado el mundo y nos prohibirá a los mexicanos ver OneyPlays!

[@allfredopablo411]

trump will die because of diabetes and fat.

[@MadTheKid]

Needs more Woah

[@ZeSnark]

My problem with the whole "millennials" thing is the fucking non stop use of it. It's like a buzzword for blind hatred.

[@DeliciousTaffyGamers]

Shut up, you fucking millennial.

[@skullocrusher]

kudos julian, im a mexi man that feels the same way. wish you were my dad.

[@TheSpingus]

Phogna bologna

[@gitzur]

Millenials are people born from the early 1980's to the early 2000's

[@SuperTunnelBoy]

The dude who did showgirls also did Robocop what the hell

[@AHandfullOfTrol]

If they weren't reacting to the child then they were probably just trying to not reinforce that behavior.

[@Zanytiger6]

Millennials the meme generation.

[@AnkfordPlays]

as a fellow 1990 I'm pretty sure up until social networks wanted us to be part of millenials we were called Generation Y

[@lombaxlife]

WOW

[@aibdan-si7fk]

ThaT ENDING HAHA

[@Haters_de_silvio_gamer]

3:08 good

[@ultimateblong]

Millennials are people born from 1981 to 2005. I'm saying that from the top of my head and did not google it, so if I'm right, I am the coolest.

[@LizardWizardoAo]

I love it when people try saying "oh well im not a millennial" when they still fall into the category

[@N0nerve1]

Chris is right

[@N0nerve1]

I'm gunna be 17 this yr and I was born in 2000

[@paintballguru1]

What's Julian's Fursona? :333

[@jextra1313]

Of is. No? XD