BEST OF MISINTERPRETATIONS

[@flxsemi]

There's a lump in my brain that specifically tells me to click on these compilations that I've seen before but in a different order and context.

[@FrickleFragginFruckl]

Tomar fed us all parasites he put them in the water they’re in me they’re in me they’re in my brain help help help tomar has gotten me tomar controls me he’s taken over kill me help he’s in my mind

[@jasbdmsb]

Bibser and Ottoheckel do a better job than these guys. All Oney does to make money is live stream for an hour, and people collectively pay $10,000 for Adam to be high and brain dead.

[@friendlyneighbor5345]

Best of brain rot clump

[@MulchMuncher420]

@@jasbdmsbwhomp whomp they still funny

[@seanmartinez6908]

​@@jasbdmsb W honestly

[@spoofy8885]

whenever i think you’ve scraped the bottom of the barrel, you somehow find a new layer of gunk to feed us with

[@lookfat]

act like you're not crinkling your feet as you lick that gunk off the floor

[@Shark_Builds_Bro]

There are at least two examples of "Wake up Lyle" one from Worms and one from Whiplash, so there are enough moments to create a "Wake up Lyle" compilation.

[@toastedt140]

Yum yum 😋

[@chadlustig]

this is the equivalent of the single big dandruf

[@goldenyak629]

@@lookfat I don't even think he was being critical.

[@menialbee]

brings me back to when tomar "misinterpreted" a fan coming up to say hello to him as a threat and turned their head into a cottage cheese-esque substance

[@Kianfox]

he's been too powerful ever since he acquired all 8 rare tomar emeralds

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

As gross as it was it WAS impressive, I also didn't know spines could bend that way. I learned alot that day.

[@KanadasKid]

taste wise or texture wise? cause the texture is the worst part about cottage cheese, if it's just taste i could fuck with that

[@SuckMyRightToe]

​@Vaguer_Weevil It'd be pretty cool but they all come out tomarded and that's pretty not cool.

[@upyoursdotcom]

​@@KanadasKid I like the texture am I a freak

[@pretzel7594]

before starting i just know “would you like to sharpen a pencil” is on here 😭

[@adparty_]

LMFAO

[@cukkucake]

It’s DONE

[@emmarie2930]

honestly the most iconic of misunderstandings

[@mega_bird700]

God it better be

[@KingMB_XJ_Official]

The amount of times I was forced to see that painful fucking bit could not be counted.

[@moviebad109]

34:39 Chris getting Zach to break by mimicking his "d-d-d-d" was such a hidden gem. Never noticing that makes me feel like I need to watch the whole Little Nightmares series.

[@coconutwater99]

Can’t wait for BEST OF MISPRONUNCIATION

[@spaghetties3366]

BEST OF MISGENDERING

[@pickedceasar1216]

That’s just the Corey and Adam compilations fused together

[@MN-os6is]

17:46:21 compilation of Corey Pt 2 is Adam

[@CheezeCrystal]

Best of autism is gonna be huge

[@roblogan9862]

Longest comp in oney history

[@noone8785]

Cory's refusal to separate Linkin Park from Limp Bizkit is the most infuriating Cory thing I've heard.

[@minkeymouce]

Oh jesus that's horrifying.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Lip Buzzcut?

[@sabNavyA]

Yeah but we got the phrase "Lint Bizkit" out of it, so like, you win some you lose some.

[@L.Pondera]

Never forget, Cory is a total troll. Dude used to be a true menace to society. He might actually think thos, or just once made this mistake in his confised mind and keeps doing it to piss people off.

[@senLuno]

​@L.Pondera no these are all his genuine thoughts this is just him

[@SuperEagle112]

The laugh at “Zachstein’s Island” always makes me smile.

[@claymush7476]

Ain’t even watched it yet but I just know Tomar is going to ask “is Peter Griffin really based on a baseball player?” and it’s funny every time.

[@El-Burrito]

This is my most highly anticipated bit in this compilation

[@bingdinggold1877]

How in the hell do you mix it up that bad. Who was he thinking of??

[@GG_AKA_GAVIN]

​@@bingdinggold1877probably Blake Griffin

[@GG_AKA_GAVIN]

Even if he's a basketball player

[@MochaRitz]

​@@GG_AKA_GAVINno he just missed a topic shift lol, it was right after they were talking about Peter Griffin and Tomar was distracted.

[@headphonesdawg]

Best of breathing air between sentences

[@LoachAo]

Best of turning away from the mic to scream

[@enkayrome]

best of war crimes (every single video ever)

[@rikashay98]

this but it should be ONLY the moments they breathe between sentencess

[@ZomifiedHam]

Every non-word vocalization compilation

[@John-mm2yl]

Enough is enough. Keep hotdogs $1.50.

[@popohater88]

can't wait for the best of coughing/sneezing

[@RacingSnails64]

The abusive dad who sneezes into his son's mouth

[@maggs131]

Id honestly love that. Sneezing is funny to me for some reason.

[@theduck7346]

​@@RacingSnails64 from the tale of Timmy Two

[@QuirkedUpAryan]

Based pfp 😎👌🏻

[@maggs131]

@theduck7346 _Tommy_ two my dear boy

[@Bassvolt]

Lemme guess, it’s gonna be 70% Corey/Adam shenanigans

[@randalabra3852]

i love them both, and i've already seen every single clip of zach and tomar and dingdong and julian and lyle, but it still upsets me to see a new comp and it be mostly cory

[@Carbon3979]

​@@randalabra3852 yeah cory and adam seem like nice dudes and they have their moments but I can actually feel my brain slowly start to un wrinkle itself whenever adam struggles to speak basic sentences and cory spergs out on sonic toys or some other childish thing.

[@tylermcroy6720]

​@@Carbon3979Cory being incredibly dense and confidently wrong about 85% of the stuff he argues about makes me wanna drive my head through a wall sometimes.

[@theshart9246]

@@tylermcroy6720his take on limp bizkit really got to you, huh?

[@shittyglasses0_]

@@Carbon3979 no wonder I don’t like Cory so much, he actually makes my brain smooth when I hear him…. Adam is aight

[@sporovid5856]

22:33 I know this is a bold claim, but Cory forgetting the name of Limp Bizkit over and over again *after* saying it correctly the first time is probably the most melted his brain has ever been.

[@saprogeist31]

"I was talking about Everybody Hates Raymond" that is such a Cory thing to say, he's conflating "Everybody Hates Chris" and "Everybody Loves Raymond"

[@NBDbingo5]

I do that too

[@saprogeist31]

@@NBDbingo5 I looked them up because I knew that one of them was "everyONE", not "everyBODY", and I wasn't sure which one they both say everyBODY

[@RacingSnails64]

I always, ALWAYS accidentally say "Everybody love Raven" like the chick from "That's so Raven" and it pisses me the fuck off lmao.

[@DILFDylF]

He tricked me into thinking that was the name too

[@Baddaby]

Breaking Seinfeld

[@Hylian_Herald]

"I curse you" could be a reference to the JonTron Food Games video. The line is voiced by Zach, as it happens.

[@SubberCommentator900]

Yes

[@AshTronaut99]

ZACH WAS THE GOBLIN?

[@Hylian_Herald]

@@AshTronaut99 Zach was indeed the voice of Grimbo (not the one in the costume though, I'm 99.5% sure). He was also in a couple episodes of Starcade

[@JoseTV]

Thanks for putting these questions to rest

[@lolbotomy]

@@Hylian_Herald He was one of the writers of Starcade too

[@wj11jam78]

When I got a massive sunburn across my whole back, I watched oneyplays endlessly because the laughter helped me with the pain. Now that I'm being absolutely screwed in University, I watch oneyplays to make me feel better. Oneyplays is where I go when I'm in physical pain or when I'm frustrated and upset.

[@kozaky6584]

It's been 3 months, is your life still this cycle of pain and laughter begetting yet more pain?

[@JJungleJapeson]

12:06 Zach was about to say "situation" but corrected himself to "sichiation"

[@Corner.Spider]

Next thing you know, they’re gonna post a video compilation that’s just every single video they’ve ever uploaded…

[@Discuiet]

They have to do a Best of "Best of" Compilations compilation first

[@CheezeCrystal]

Best of autism! Ive been saying this for like 7 years

[@Bowsermmbbreal]

and it takes multiple years to fully watch.

[@tylerlackey1175]

"Oneyplays- Complete Series"

[@NordicAndNerdy]

That would save me so much time from having to start the next compilation every time one ends, I could finally have one cohesive video to watch forever and wake me up when they scream when I'm sleeping! This is a really good idea

[@SethKooshian]

You guys are just edging us at this point

[@mega_bird700]

Glad you enjoyed bro

[@August-dq1cj]

Ong

[@grizlo6716]

Oneyplays: best of shooting a big hot load all over my screen

[@theduck7346]

If the comps are the edging, then whats the bust/ the coming

[@SethKooshian]

@@theduck7346 you, replying to my comment 🥴

[@Baba_99999]

Cant help but remember when Cory called the Compass the Rombus.

[@offcutt]

*Rhumbus

[@kevo-o-o]

At least half of these aren't even misinterpretations. I can respect the hustle.

[@shanemiller1182]

Timestamps?

[@kevo-o-o]

@shanemiller1182 I do not have time to pull timestamps for an observation I made off the cuff sorry my dude

[@shanemiller1182]

@@kevo-o-o damn…

[@ryanotte6737]

Timestamps?

[@flup1303]

@@kevo-o-o such as?

[@DanTrundle]

Mom get in here, OneyPlays uploaded another massive compilation strung together with a vague theme that's barely conformed to!

[@BigBellyBrookes]

21:21 I can hear Cory's brain sludge pouring out of his ear and then slurping back up once he comes back to reality for a minute.

[@Oliver-Lewis]

when lyle said "the Coomler elves in their gross tree, making soggy biscuits" i literally shit

[@newusernamehere4772]

Soggy biscuit

[@nonytknocker]

Did the fish go crazy?

[@newusernamehere4772]

@@nonytknocker where do you think all that great music came from? RIP

[@VCRK888]

“Oh my goodness glaciers…” fucking kills me every time

[@RacingSnails64]

It's fun and funny to say, gonna try to use that from now on

[@engagingbus7991]

I'm high and 3:40 scared the fuck out of me lmao

[@bokoura]

I'm lying in bed sick with some kind of stomach bug and that made me jump, lol

[@Blue-bf8lv]

im sober and that shit gave me chills

[@engagingbus7991]

@@Blue-bf8lv Lmao

[@maggs131]

Anything with Cory recalling the holocaust as the hodaddy or wondering why there was a potato famine because theres ground everywhere is fine with me

[@micksdesk]

Zachstein Island is advertised as a happy place where you watch and draw cartoons all day long but in reality you receive horrific body alterations that makes you look like you’re from one of his hypotheticals (mouth 2X bigger, head 1% smaller, etc)

[@Jack-gy1ju]

One of the best in the “best of” series yet! Can’t wait to see how this genre develops! My sleep has never been better.

[@landonletterman831]

6:26 Namaste is a tiny bow, like you incline your head when you nod at someone, or just slightly incline forward. Podaste (poe - da - stay) is a _deep_ bow, like you deep bend at the hips, level with the ground

[@freeloading_toad]

I fell asleep with this on almost immediately, and that Rayman/Rain Man bit made me have a nightmare about that scene in the movie where Tom Cruise turns on the bathtub and Raymond starts freaking out and hitting himself

[@knines6279]

48:56 Corey trying to relate the pronunciation of Mercury and Mario together is really fun

[@jj_colombia97]

The "I Curse You!" bit never fails to make me laugh, especially since it started because of Zach.

[@Borgenviking]

Can't wait to hear the translation bit with Cory, Chris and Zach for the 1000th time. That debacle always tickle a specific part of my brain.

[@moronicalmeister]

That peter griffin scared me so badly that I could see my vision brightening as my pupils dilated

[@difflerwiggins5841]

I Knew It Would Happen Because Of Your Comment And It Still Caught Me Off Guard

[@El-Burrito]

I read this comment like 5 seconds before it happened. Like your comment actually saved me. Thank you

[@kodachromeraccoon5448]

Lyle gets it man, the funniest thing ever is to hear a word and then be like “isn’t that the *explanation of a word that’s similar*” like turnbuckle being Arbuckle lmfao, the only issue is sometimes people think you’re serious and try to correct you which isn’t fun :(

[@bennettlong6283]

When's the best of using our larynx, lips, and tongue to form words compilation coming out?

[@mega_bird700]

In 15 years

[@Wolfcat22]

Greta Thunberg cursing everyone at the UN is way funnier than it should be

[@Videosnoonehasuploaded]

It’s *MARIO* Mom…

[@Shark_Builds_Bro]

Zach is acting like that no good *Wario* again in the thumbnail

[@SubberCommentator900]

Speaking of that classic line, it’s sad that compilation’s don’t feature DD or Julian episodes anymore :/ these compilations would be so much more interesting if there were moments from 2024 mixed with 2017

[@Videosnoonehasuploaded]

@@SubberCommentator900 It seriously is. Absolutely my favorite era of youtube, It’s Especially crazy considering we got a Best of nonsense and That trio absolutely had some slop come out of their mouth but none of it was in there ☹️☹️

[@mega_bird700]

@@SubberCommentator900there’s already a HUGE amount of those comps on KZbin though

[@SubberCommentator900]

@@mega_bird700 Yeah but it would be interesting to see old and new videos meet a particular theme.

[@Marcha-]

Cory's reaction to hearing "Skuttlebutt" is priceless. iykyk

[@CyberBoi2069]

That Peter Griffin jumpscared me

[@MusicFromAnotherTime]

"Namaste. Just happy accidents." - Bob Ross

[@Buaam]

My sense of humor is mutating, my friends and family are worried and banding together. I enjoy their covers

[@joshgall3661]

Bro... remember when Chris was asked to be On HBOs Dune

[@owene2530]

Wait... he wasn't paul???

[@fujikoalfonso7448]

Funny how cory hates Limp Biscuit for being whiny but likes Crush 40

[@JR-ol9pc]

I’m convinced he doesn’t know who Limp Bizkit is

[@Rex_The_Mouse]

Now do BEST OF HATE SPEECH

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

It's just four hours of disjointed gameplay dubbed over with _Donkey Kong_ noises but we all know which ones are Tomar.

[@forgottenashes8299]

​@@DistractedGlobeGuyYou mean all of them?

[@ABRBD]

i had my phoeb in my pocket sorry

[@chrisnight2376]

Can't wait for the BEST OF BEST OF COMPILATIONS

[@LuvTonique]

Thank you Chris for this compilation (Chris made this compilation he said he makes them on the stream last night)

[@thatfunkadeus]

I think we all have a friend like Cory. Super hard worker who does great stuff but when there's no work being done their brain shuts off and takes everyone elses with it.

[@mspaint93]

I listen to these compilations at work, and at 5am in pitch darkness I thought I had schizophrenia from the LOTR gameplay bc of how it plays in one earphone. Almost had a fear stroke hearing a demon beside me.

[@matthewlong7547]

These are somehow not clips I've seen millions of times, keep up the good work.

[@pseudo-films116]

i swear to god if this doesn’t have “return my wig or suffer the slab”

[@ClayDevil]

I feel bad for Cory. He doesn't do bits poorly, his methods are just never understood

[@InfiniteBeak]

He's too ahead of his time man 😥

[@mega_bird700]

@@InfiniteBeakhe’s ahead of his time, before his time, and somehow also after his time.

[@someguyinahoodie3856]

Yes, his bits are poor. If the dude took away his ego and his want to constantly talk over everybody and rant on something nobody wants to listen to, maybe he'd be liked. Crazy that a grown man hasn't realized that yet

[@davidadams4266]

Babe, get off the toilet! New Oneyplay Best of! Babe!

[@Stealitnot]

One of the worst things about these is that they are constantly evolving. They will come out with another one of these in some two years and we go through the cycles all over again.

[@kentongodfrey7641]

More than half of these are just cory being smooth brain lol

[@Poisontoon]

This is nothing, this was literally just nothing

[@maxwellsimon4538]

Chris falling from the clown room and transitioning to smeegol was one of the BEST edits I've EVER seen on this CHANNEL

[@Dylanafewnumbers]

10:17 Chris going "That's pretty cool actually." is soo funny

[@pass_]

if the cory translator bit isnt in this than ill scream until mucus leaks out of my ears

[@gabej5423]

The Peter griffin jump scare really made me jolt in terror

[@karaoke_division]

I don't think any of these clips have shown up in any compilation yet, I'm impressed

[@abildamil]

WE NEED BEST OF NIAAAAALL

[@SubberCommentator900]

It’s just him falling over on a loop, 10 hours

[@abildamil]

@@SubberCommentator900 I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS NIAAAAAAAAL

[@johnyewtube2286]

NIAAAAALL more like AAAAANILL

[@TappyToes4]

@@abildamil i TOLD you dog!!!!

[@thecyberer2468]

WOW! 1 hour, 21 minutes, and 47 seconds of Adam reading dialogue! I can't believe it!!!!!!!

[@beacon626]

I always enjoy the thumbnails

[@popohater88]

release the Schneider cut chris

[@benweaver9151]

Chris crinkling his feet for four hours

[@KingFish9812]

Place the doll on the Pennis - Joshua Tolmar

[@Reecetafarian]

7:10 Are they accidentally referencing Zachs Goblin character Grimbo from JonTrons food games episode? He points a wand at Jon and says "I curse you, I curse you"

[@Slop_Dogg]

Love u fellas but please include more from the DD/Julian era (& OneyStays) for these ♥️

[@toshibe2805]

Hi slop dog

[@Slop_Dogg]

@@toshibe2805hi!

[@3Sjesss]

Best of Lyle intentionally misinterpreting things while Cory unintentionally does it

[@auron2900]

The Irish potato famine bit is great, should have included the whole reaction

[@RobinOfYlisse]

it's actually so impressive how wrong cory gets names

[@Tyway]

"Your move, China." Lmfaoo

[@Smommasboy]

44:40 is Cory just permanently and extremely sleep deprived or is he actually stupid? Genuinely cant tell sometimes

[@InspectahReese]

This video put a big Cheshire Cat grin across my face

[@tahutoa]

16:18 the idea that Tomar had no idea what "thine" was when these guys are his friends is astounding.

[@jameshumber1602]

Love that Zach is basically just drawn as Charlie now

[@AmiriTheGrey]

Can't wait for "Best of Situations"

[@ChipsForBreakfastCFB]

The wrestling duo of John Turnbuckle and his buff cat, Gorefield

[@AbsentWorker]

cant wait for "best of gameplay" and its just 9 hours of no commentary gameplay

[@Alan-_]

I seriously cannot wait for when they post a best of compilation of their best of compilations, i bet the first best of compilation in the best of best of compilations will be the best of zach compilation!

[@GhostOfSnuffles]

Can't wait for the next best of the best of compilations, compilation.

[@Wustywab]

Where’s best of oneysays? Where it’s anytime oney has said something?

[@tweeeeeex]

i DEMAND a "best of every time a bead of sweat has rolled down tomar's glorious glistening bald head only for zach to surreptitiously lick it off before anyone notices" compilation or i will UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!

[@dr.shakib9961]

It's so hot when Cory does his signature ahigao

[@thefandomartist6453]

20:39 As soon as he says Jalapenos I just think of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys i cant LMFAOOOO

[@GaytanLaytan]

I see Zach’s botched circumcision job has worked out well for his new 2025 twitch con cosplay

[@KendallLosingIt]

It hurts oh god it hurts

[@TheGreatNinjaDan]

I both have and haven't seen this exact compilation before

[@tehzo]

oneyplays upload so you know its a good day

[@poppistarr]

worth it to hear Jumboot Jamstrang again

[@Irishgeez]

This is more addicting than drugs, Ive watched this like 3 times and I can't get enough of it

[@davidgatsby3775]

Best of Oneyplays compilations, compilated WHEN?!?!???!?!?!?!?

[@Zach_L778]

Watching these at 2:00 am while eating leftover’s and Ice cream cake is a different kind of peace

[@ElCaptainAustralia]

>Oney stopped animating to take the Lazy Option, Let’s Plays >Oney stopped Let’s Plays as often to take the lazy option, reposting old content >Oney so lazy, he can’t finish a game with the depth of a GameJam game It’s a vicious cycle. How long until he starts just streaming.

[@nextros4440]

last night bro

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Uh oh

[@HotdogAmigos]

I respect his hussle, he probably needs money to keep producing the game

[@ElCaptainAustralia]

@@HotdogAmigos The game that looks worse than said GameJam projects with little to no funding, done in a weekend?

[@HotdogAmigos]

@@ElCaptainAustralia let’s see your game dude, bowlbo looks fantastic, you clearly have no idea how game design works

[@crypticree9558]

Why does the little tune at the beginning just make me smile every time?

[@Tph3r]

Another video to add to my OneyListens playlist.

[@ZhaziTheBeast]

I know people overuse this phrase, but this compilation is actually turning me stupider

[@janedoe6171]

37:13 the resilience bit fucking ruined me, Adam and Corey are a frightening force of chaos