BEST OF NONSENSE

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[@tavynmay]

33:51 The fact that Chris just pointed to guy on the screen and said “do the voice” and Zack knew IMMEDIATELY what to do

[@RacingSnails64]

They really do share a braincell. Same wavelength.

[@KleerAsDay]

either that or it was edited to make it seem that way. I like to believe the former

[@ImNotFine44]

@@KleerAsDaywe all know oney plays is faked and they pre-record all the dialogue that’s written by 20 very impoverished children

[@wontonschannel]

@@ImNotFine44 you should've seen the few months during the sag aftra strike. zach kept repeating a bobby lee joke because he thought it was funny enough that it'd land consistently. it was rough

[@upyoursdotcom]

​@@ImNotFine44 Are you fine now?

[@jaydeng.3029]

"Yyyeahhh, I'm talking." Got me so bad lmao

[@AverageMichaelJordans]

...yeeeaaah, I'm astral projecting here

[@JohnDoe-z2r]

um am I like the only one that has been noticing there's been a lot of like um actual hostility between the guys? im so scared they're gonna break apart whenever zach shows his fangs

[@phillip2165]

PLEASE share a time link; I watch these not with the intention of watching through from A to B if you will but combing through the comments meticulously to see moments OTHERS found funny and then I get shot right to them like a little ant in a pellet gun with a click of the mouse

[@bluemilkalienmonster522]

@@phillip21650:21

[@catspoons]

Timestamp for the lazy pls

[@ZOINKSjpg]

This is the last compilation they're releasing before announcing their 3rd party oneyplays streaming service for $5.99 a month

[@ZOINKSjpg]

@@varicosevaynes I was just referring the watcher channel thing

[@hypno5690]

​​@@varicosevaynesuh no dude stop spreading rumors, Oney slapped Julien's girlfriend and DingDong had to hold him back from laying into Chris

[@pass_]

​@@varicosevaynesyou got a source on this bro?

[@hchappy125]

I always did wonder why I was listening to all this high quality nonsense for free

[@seanhoey5939]

It sucks that they need to resort to that to pay for everyone’s legal fees, but they’re not making the situation any better by constantly doing new things that land them in court in the first place.

[@domarealhumanbeing]

You never realize how certifiably insane these guys sound until you put all their literal baby noises in one video. It’s like asmr of an insane asylum.

[@guillermoandresdiaz7284]

This comment should be pinned

[@megaultradamn]

Put some echoes and some footsteps and it'll legit sound like your inside Arkham Asylum.

[@xavierhorn9825]

The Aslume

[@seanhoey5939]

@@megaultradamnThrow in Chris’ funny British and Irish voices and it becomes Bedlam

[@richardhowford4780]

Best Of Baby Noises any day now

[@LuvTonique]

Best of "what's worth acknowledging?"

[@bluemilkalienmonster522]

1:20:34 Here you go!

[@Destroyah5000]

41:56 That long awkward silence leading in to their realization of how crazy that sounded really sold the moment.

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

He sounds so defeated once he realizes what he's saying midway through

[@RacingSnails64]

@@stefanalexanderlungu1503Reminds me of when he was starting up another Simpsons improv then just sighed and said "fuck this bit we always do." I totally forget what series. Wanna say Kingdom Hearts?

[@ubermaster134]

​@RacingSnails64 "Look the stars dying out." "We need to find. Uh fuck this. Fuck this fucking bit we always do."

[@cruddnow]

His exasperated breathing into laughter gets me every time.

[@kuunt6065]

​@@RacingSnails64 it was kingdom hearts yes, pretty early when they first arrived in twilight town

[@Lillith-274]

soon enough oneyplays is going to have a "best of nothing" where its just a big supercut of every time no one is talking

[@TheHortoman]

Dont give em ideas

[@worldcure7883]

Clear signs of a dying channel.

[@HOTD108_]

​@@worldcure7883Clear crimes of a crying channel

[@iburiedpaul]

⁠@@worldcure7883clear rhymes of a rhyming channel

[@LM-cc7qz]

Or, it's a supercut of every time they make a joke and say "that was nothing" after.

[@Markeplier23]

“One is clearly a masterpiece and the other is clearly the master’s piece” is a genius quote and you can’t convince me otherwise

[@Koalalover70]

A incomprehensible noise is better

[@bregmo2477]

you're absolutely correct sussybaka27616

[@FloofMother]

It actually does make sense if you take “piece” as short for “piece of shit”

[@bobaorc7839]

@@FloofMother Like he finished his magnum opus and then dumped ass in the bathroom

[@menialbee]

​@@FloofMother i think youve actually "cracked the coryism" as they say

[@brohemianrhapsody5740]

0:48 "One is clearly a masterpiece the other is the master's piece" Goddamnit Cory

[@ryanotte6737]

Goddamnit Cory, you GENIUS!

[@Joeljaboy]

53:23 Sleep Apnea Winston Churchill is an underrated character

[@pach6678]

"underidoderidoderidoderidoderioo" -Winston Churchill

[@HOTD108_]

It's especially funny considering that Winston Churchill was known to barely sleep at all during the war. The guy was a borderline insomniac.

[@Joeljaboy]

@@HOTD108_ yeah he was a badass the way he and Eva Braun cucked Hitler

[@Joeljaboy]

@@HOTD108_amazing how he went in so sleepy and still decapitated Hitler and said “weh shull nuvah suwenndah”

[@oldylad]

@@HOTD108_he was too busy having weird sex with his interns

[@kalimaude3532]

Out of this whole thing, the bit that charms me the most is right at the beginning at 1:44. There's just something about Lyle's genuinely bewildered, delighted, and above all *earnest* "why'd you say that, Cory?" that just warms the cockles of my huge, perfectly symmetrical heart.

[@NAAAAAIL]

Left ear BEST OF NONSENSE Right ear Mozart 3x speed

[@Lambdaleth]

How to become **gorilla noises** speedrun

[@RobotPilots]

+100 int -101 int

[@KingMB_XJ_Official]

Your brain takes a screenshot.

[@samael4550]

Perfectly balanced

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

28:20 If you listen closely, you can hear the wrinkles in Adam’s brain actively welding together.

[@jkid3525]

I can safely assume this is an hour and 58 minutes of Cory sharing “knowledge”

[@roryoc7896]

You're almost right

[@4Usuality]

No no that would be a completely real facts compilation

[@zeldadonkey1]

That is completely false! It's that plus Adam

[@kalimaude3532]

what would you do if one day you checked youtube and the only video on the front page, and anywhere else you tried, was a video called My Ruse, that had a thumbnail of Cory looking out over the ocean with his back to the camera. And when you opened it, it was him speaking clearly and articulately into the chest mic he was wearing to explain that the purpose of youtube was a government experiment to discover the precise sequence of weird things to say that would unlock godlike power in all of humankind, and that Oneyplays was an experiment helmed by him that had isolated you as the best candidate and nurtured you until you could begin to understand the god-tongue of the water people but then the video started buffering, and there was a knock at your door

[@swordswinger5]

@@kalimaude3532 SLOB MY KNOB SLOB MY KNOB SLOB MY KNOB

[@cookechris28]

38:38 Slays me every time. *Mariachi music* Cory: Violent screaming

[@GenericProtagonist7]

There have been no studies on the health effects of long-term exposure to Oneyplays shenanigans.

[@InspectahReese]

I got rock hard abs and a huge cock because of this channel, ask about my jelq routine

[@ryworze3190]

Otto heckel had a complete mental break so that’s a good start

[@soapyrainmaker5367]

​@@ryworze3190 what happened to him?

[@Clone-up2ge]

@@soapyrainmaker5367 the compilations got to him

[@ireallyhavetopee2404]

​@@varicosevaynes Now that is a bad ending if I've ever seen one, I always liked his compilations. Like if you cry everytime

[@jaydeng.3029]

1:56:25 I love the recurring gag of Chris' response to seeing/experiencing something horrifying just being to instantly kill himself

[@zeinnanla5422]

You know Tomar actually got beat after the recording went off for having the audacity to think he could lead a bit.

[@mesotolioma5089]

Chris instantly wanting to die and having his perception of reality shattered the second he learns a man is stronger than an ant if the ant was *this* big

[@HuffdrewPaint]

3:05 "You remember the famous instance?" is such an alien-ass sentence

[@vaporstars2631]

41:57 Rare footage of chris after his successful lobotomy

[@jacksonboyd8630]

47:31 you cannot convince me otherwise that Zach is not some small creature piloting a skin-suit

[@sporovid5856]

7:53 is probably my favorite Oney clip thank you

[@msthecommentator2863]

Lyle getting genuinely stoked over their harmony at 29:29 is such a wholesome moment

[@BenTheEmpath]

every time I hear the "would you like to sharpen a pencil" bit, I get more and more what cory was trying to do

[@varicosevaynes]

@psst4849I was surprised less people remember that whole captured by the cartel bit

[@I_love_dr_stone]

Lights are on but no ones home​@psst4849

[@XyllRia]

Believe it or not if you listen to the sleepycabin podcast he does a similar bit

[@ClarkieReidri]

The "Slob my knob" bit is one of their funniest

[@theocan]

I love that Corey is the most incomprehensible lunatic around but the moment you introduce Dark Souls, he's this encyclopedia of knowledge. It's honestly Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde energy.

[@DrewPickles69]

"encyclopedia of knowledge" Incorrect knowledge. It's actually scary how much time Cory claims to have invested in Sonic and Dark Souls 'Lore' when so much of what he says continues to be nonsense. Although that might just be all the brown water he ingested.

[@theocan]

@@DrewPickles69 less so the lore and more the actual gameplay tactics, I mean. He definitely knows how to play the games.

[@DrewPickles69]

@@theocan It was funny seeing how long he spent without upgrading his staff while repeatedly wondering why his spells were doing so little damage. I guess how competent he seems is relative to how much the viewer knows what they're doing.

[@Jomok0]

Almost everything Cory says about the lore and everything else during the DS playthrough is wrong and I have no clue if it's a bit or if he's becoming a water person.

[@voids4818]

@@Jomok0Cory definitely learned how to play dark souls from watching speedruns. You can tell by the way he tries to solve the Bed of Chaos boss fight. He only remembers 20% of what you have to do based off of the speedrun he watched

[@nikolaradulovic9968]

12:41 oh my god Lyle's impression of Cory is so funny

[@swarmlord101]

Surely this compilation should be far, far longer?

[@aliensinmyass7867]

It's best of nonsense, cream of the crop nonsense, not your regular old nonsense

[@greaniebeaniez3070]

If it included Corys ramblings from sleepycast it would be atlest 3 more hours long

[@thehomiezach710]

Part 2 3 4 etc. Theyll probably be more lol

[@JVCA44]

​@@greaniebeaniez3070 3 days long at least

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

@@greaniebeaniez3070speaking of Shanghai, do you know those videos of kids watching a dummy fall down a trapdoor and they jump and act surprised? Yeah….. that.

[@Zach-qo1on]

56:26 pretty sure zach had a stroke there

[@Capopoi]

42:05 still one of my favorite bits ever

[@mspaint93]

It's literally just bullying but it makes me laugh

[@kieransmith294]

1:20 Kaitlyn Generations is the funniest shit I've ever heard

[@jasonsnusberry3654]

It deserved so much better lmao

[@miked.3673]

12:33 Chris’s impression is spot on when he says “im from twousand twenhthree”

[@Asmef9261]

27:30 might be the actual most nonsensical thing on the channel

[@RacingSnails64]

"I know what THEY'RE sellin' Chris! NYEH NYEH NYEH! ...Two harlots behind a building--"

[@iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub]

50:25 stroke

[@conkface]

This compilation is nothing.

[@flavorflavius9382]

The compilation was made for no one.

[@MrThemanofdoom]

Trying to appease the great Zachary daquiri, eh?

[@shjilz]

I am iron man

[@wake_up_wake_up]

You have no talent

[@sengokuglasses]

sup conk

[@cirno9349]

They should have a series where they trap Cory in a black room with only a chair and yell hypotheticall situations at him from a intercom

[@RacingSnails64]

And from the chair he responds, "Uh, would you like to sharpen a pencil?"

[@CloudBlitzer]

They did that already. It's called Sleep Cabin

[@Gypples]

3:05 I'm pretty sure Lyle is referencing the great Chicago fire of 1871. A newspaper stated a cow kicked over a lantern as a woman was milking it and that rumor spread like wildfire (pun intended). One of the original newspaper writers eventually admitted to making the story up, but it still stuck around as folklore. Nonsense yes, but historical nonsense nonetheless, lol

[@DullVivid]

Finally I can become stupider faster without having to sift through all the actual sense they make.

[@Blunko_McSqwuntley]

Oi you draw dem deer breets.

[@xXbrownmouthXx]

This is a sensory video for adults

[@JoshuaGraham5408]

3:00 when they said click the like with your elbow, the like button flashes colours

[@youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580]

Pretty sure everything I’ve ever heard on oneyplays made sense and was 1000% true

[@kitcat630]

It’s my trusted source for everything

[@worldcure7883]

Pretty sure I didnt get brain damage by listening to these guys too much definitely not definitely definitely I didnt get it definitely

[@novarat4089]

thank god the iconic "would you like to sharpen a pencil" bit is included

[@guru8228]

Zach ~indescribable baby noises Lyle ~stringing random words together Chris ~unusual and cruel comments Cory ~cryptic metaphors about the life liberty and the pursuit of happiness Tomar ~is above these childish jokes and won't partake

[@superduperdrew12345]

This is dangling keys but for peiple in their 20s

[@rhysfairbanks6787]

I only care about dangling keys when I’m extremely inebriated😊

[@sumponydoctor9124]

My controller smells like sulphur

[@0mercieful]

I'm stimming to this, thanks

[@oldylad]

You need to get that fixed

[@c4rtriidge]

I like how this video has at least 2 unrelated clips that reference the song "One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies I'm glad to see that the OneyPlays members have great taste in music

[@worldcure7883]

Chickity China the Chinese Chicken

[@hitmontopguy]

“Best of nonsense” >Isn’t a compilation of every single full series in order. I feel cheated and betrayed literally shaking rn.

[@MichaelTrustsGod]

0:09 Zach's impression of Butters is almost as legendary as his impression of Trump.

[@ssmelllyboi6589]

16:26 // this is such a deep-seated reference even Cory didn’t get it and he was the one Chris intentionally threw it at

[@rokikubo]

genuinely cannot stop watching this over and over again

[@aphoia]

lost my shit at "how did you remember all that?" "ashkenazi DNA" can personally confirm all ashkenazim inherently have photographic memory

[@flxsemi]

I'm gonna take an IQ test before and after watching this to see how this impacts my mental capacity

[@courage8151]

24:12 they knew

[@schmlondaysxd9504]

babe wake up new compilation of things weve seen 10k times already dropped

[@nocanseegreen3845]

it's better than watching the old compilations, I don't mind the same clips as long as I can't predict which clip is next

[@hypno5690]

​@@varicosevayneswhy would he handle anything? He literally just hired an editor and fucks around playing games with his friends once a week and rakes in cash, he's a multimillionaire

[@passeggs]

I'm gonna clap my thighs together and laugh like it's the first time too

[@KingCeryn]

@@hypno5690he actually hired Zack to be his blood bag but in a twist of fate, Zack’s body shrunk 3x as a result

[@peterstangl8295]

​@@hypno5690 well, probably not a multimillionaire, but i'm sure he's rolling in cash

[@Krombopulos_Michael1]

I refuse to believe that Adam doesn’t get high that often when dude sounds like he’s perpetually stoned out of his fucking gourd

[@BrandflakesTM]

More absolute filth in my ears. Keep it coming

[@stevemustang7102]

>pulls out funnel >pours it in >deergasm commences

[@BrandflakesTM]

@@stevemustang7102 *deergasms from head-scritches*

[@mega_bird700]

@@BrandflakesTM*a mangled 19 year old giving you head scritches* “who’s having a deergasm?”

[@airex12]

1:01:22 I had to pause the video to finish cry-laughing on the train I'm on

[@kriminal7009]

The Robocop segment was good BECAUSE it went on for too long. The editing? Phenomenal.

[@milobytz]

41:56 For some reason, the intonation of Chris's voice here always makes me wheeze laughing. The height of autism, holy shit. I say this as someone with the -tism 😂

[@RakoonCD]

The loyle bit and the boing bit were done twice. um editor, bend over. The prolapse tree too. Thats it, im getting my belt.

[@Mtv-get-off-thee-air]

“Yeah I’m talking”

[@WhiskersFan68]

29:17 is the most beautiful chord i’ve ever heard

[@emmarie2930]

33:30 zach's noises for the various characters

[@KaleBennett]

This compilation is incomplete: Cory has been in at least THREE hours worth of OneyPlays.

[@agabrield]

"My favorite cord is A minor"

[@coool20]

0:40 the master's piece

[@engagingbus7991]

14:35 I love this for some reason

[@RoachDogggJR]

4/20 and nonsense. i love the holidays

[@worldcure7883]

Hope you are spending quality time with your father today jr.

[@an8790]

"Birthday of Austrian born leader of the German national socialist party, ADOLPH HITLER... Odd looking duck... His eyes are almost completely black. Hypnotic..."

[@GraysonofEpic]

Is that THE roachdogg???

[@seamusthatsthedog4819]

It IS Hitler's birthday, after all

[@an8790]

@@seamusthatsthedog4819 I said that but my comment got removed. KZbin got it wrong. I'd never praise him, not after what he did to at least 100 people.

[@OsmiumCorpse]

Can we talk about Zach’s pig person cameo with his pig person wife in tig and seek

[@joshuahughes4704]

Zach’s got pig physics

[@CommanderPeelz]

34:25 Lyle’s iconic metal moose scream

[@rigrimo5000]

i would pay money to watch cory and adam do a portal 2 co-op playthrough

[@RacingSnails64]

That sounds like it would be an absolute disaster. It needs to happen.

[@ReeceRacc]

1:12:00 this clip reminds me of the iconic start of the Mr Frog episode of Smiling Friends

[@NordicAndNerdy]

I binged that whole show yesterday and it was such a treat. Zach knocked it out of the park

[@shoelariat]

somewhere down the line of the "would you like to sharpen a pencil" bit i just lose my mind and start laughing

[@RadiganMonke]

That's nothing dude this is nothing

[@RacingSnails64]

"This is NUTHING, you're NUTHING!!!"

[@gringodile]

My fav segments 37:31 1:35:30

[@VincentTheBadGuy]

Well, gotta give this one some credit: probably the first compilation that started to give me a headache.

[@NeonGuyLive]

24:10 Can’t believe K-Dot stole from Oneyplays

[@Astro_Crunch]

This compilation is a testament to how this channel has irreparably destroyed my vocabulary

[@ButterfreeYummy]

My friend said cory looks like a homestuck character and that seriously pissed me off, can you guys tell him that he's wrong please

[@vaporstars2631]

Sadly he's kinda right

[@ButterfreeYummy]

You guys are awful at this

[@mozz8264]

15:40 “SHUT UP MAN, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD”

[@lingricen8077]

oh biscuits and breadsticks

[@hoemalone]

3:07 isn't nonsense. He's referring to the Great Chicago fire and the legend that a cow kicked over a lantern and started a fire. A folk song exists from it: One night ago, When we were all in bed, Old Mrs. Leary left the lantern in the shed And when the cow kicked it over, She winked her eye and said It'll be a hot time, in the old town, tonight! FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!

[@DrunkOnChai_]

24:07 the local yockle was ahead of his time

[@stinkywhizzleteats3673]

"eheheheh loyle!" Brings me great joy

[@bluesteelrvb2763]

Part with the RoboCop just took me off guard. I felt like I was dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@L.Oswald]

24:10 Kendrick Lamar watches Oneyplays confirmed

[@megaultradamn]

Oney, Lamar, and nonsense go hand in hand

[@mousetvalerie]

been laughing for at least 5 straight minutes at Zach's "IF YOU EVA FOIND YOURSELF IN FRAAAAAAAAAAAANCE CHECK OUT THE EIFFEL TOWER"

[@dylan9389]

Ngl my brain is falling apart but these videos give me a little chuckle and I needed it, I remember watching the Skyrim animation, hellbenders and sanity not included short cartoons and more when I was younger and I thank u for all the amazing memories.

[@JC-tu6hc]

When Lyle talks, my finger gets tighter around the trigger.

[@Slappybag46]

I think Cory might be one of the funniest people I've ever heard speak

[@michaelbullen3104]

Lol he’s fucking genuinely hilarious and people think he’s dumb but he really isn’t he’s just got a hard time articulating his thoughts into words, sure a fair bit of his comedy is unintentional but like 80% of the other things Cory says actually make sense and are coherent but are so fucking unhinged you can’t help but laugh, also his rages are the most pure raw anger ever

[@hypno5690]

​@@michaelbullen3104he's certainly dumb

[@ssmelllyboi6589]

@@michaelbullen3104he’s a water person. That’s the only reliable answer I can give you

[@MushyPanda]

I dropped my controller in the garbage. It smells like this bit

[@magmaman1500]

While I was waiting for the video to load I knew that Cory's voice would be the first one I heard

[@twours]

1:37:41 funny thing is that actually happens in the archie comics, sonic blows up robotropolis or whatever with a bunch of people in there and stablished characters die for real and it's never brought up again

[@WolfLink64]

I'm glad "What day is it?" made it in.

[@AllTheOthers]

To think that I started watching Oney's content among others when I was a child back in 2007, and now i'm an adult and have almost been watching Oney and other Newgrounders for nearly twenty years, kind of makes me feel like I'm not that old yet...

[@ratbagextreme]

for as much as these compilations are scraping the bottom of the barrel, i think the editing is really good and adds something new to clips i've already seen thousands of times

[@TheSimplyJJP]

22:22 oml I was not ready for a laughing fit

[@CNL117711]

4:47 *WHAP!* Still gets me

[@sweetride27]

42:00 for Tomar’s voice demo

[@gumsgang1216]

If the deranged Cory cheese rant isn’t in this then it’s a failure of a compilation