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General Sam

General Sam

Күн бұрын

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@sormly500
@sormly500 5 жыл бұрын
imagine surviving being attacked by a enemy army and then this disgusting abomination just charges you
@b0b682
@b0b682 5 жыл бұрын
Make more because if you don’t ill tell the local paladin you didn’t celebrate Prayer Day
@anigeriantaxidriver5040
@anigeriantaxidriver5040 5 жыл бұрын
Did someone say prayer day?
@IamOmegon
@IamOmegon 5 жыл бұрын
“Oh, you missed your Bible. Don’t worry, this one’s on me. Oh, you can’t make Prayer Day because you’re in a coma from severe head trauma? I literally DO NOT GIVE A SHIT. I don’t care if there’s enemies bashing at your gates, YOU RAISE THOSE SHITS RIGHT NOW, and I’m giving you to the count of five to come pray to our lord and savior Okran! If you do not come outside RIGHT NOW, I’m gonna burn this place to the ground, and kill every blasphemous pagan who takes the name of The Lord in vain! And we’re going to do this every Sunday.”
@MillionenMax
@MillionenMax 5 жыл бұрын
Klaus Kinski
@Mike23443
@Mike23443 5 жыл бұрын
@@IamOmegon the life of a polish immigrant is indeed ardeous.
@somegreekdude9225
@somegreekdude9225 5 жыл бұрын
Gamedude Pc i see you are a part of the merchant's guild as well
@mr.snazzy351
@mr.snazzy351 5 жыл бұрын
Your character is like the Japanese urban legend that crawls out of the hills after large battles to feast on the remains of the bodies, you even look creepy😂
@brig.gen.georgiiisserson7226
@brig.gen.georgiiisserson7226 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@scrotumese3394
@scrotumese3394 5 жыл бұрын
I wont lie, this comment alone made the video 100x funnier.
@OneSleeplessOne
@OneSleeplessOne 5 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna sketch that... thing, someday.
@RayceVR
@RayceVR 5 жыл бұрын
The first 2 minutes you introduced the character you made and I laughed because it looked like the waiter from resident evil 1 😂
@Worldowner
@Worldowner 5 жыл бұрын
no, it just look like degenerate. Stupid's love to make their characters look like degenerates, it like reflects their true inner nature.
@powerfulnoun2608
@powerfulnoun2608 5 жыл бұрын
Keep playing, I want to watch someone else suffer as I have.
@prestonwalker8383
@prestonwalker8383 5 жыл бұрын
3:54 Imagine surviving a horrific battle, only for that thing to come charging at you from the woodline
@TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4
@TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr. It's the stuff of nightmares for sure dude
@uristboatmurdered6051
@uristboatmurdered6051 5 жыл бұрын
The Skin Bandits are scarier.
@AuthorityCat
@AuthorityCat 5 жыл бұрын
Wait till you see a beakthing. This is the one game where there are things more horrifying than the characters you can make.
@TeerayTR1
@TeerayTR1 5 жыл бұрын
And then if proceeds to attack you with a stick
@jamie2051
@jamie2051 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly what the Americans thought in Vietnam
@Awesomewithaz
@Awesomewithaz 5 жыл бұрын
Gonna be honest, never seen a youtuber do standup comedy inbetween his video clips
@gerihat-trick7634
@gerihat-trick7634 5 жыл бұрын
It really baffles me why Sam isn't more popular. He's got a unique quality to his channels that I feel a lot of other KZbinrs lack.
@LouisTheFlyVids
@LouisTheFlyVids 5 жыл бұрын
@The Jester - Fool Of Hearts I feel sorry for those people
@Dover939
@Dover939 5 жыл бұрын
"stand up" "comedy"
@scalpingsnake
@scalpingsnake 5 жыл бұрын
@@gerihat-trick7634 Pretty sure when his videos goes viral he gets quite a bit of hate because people can't comprehend a joke.
@Irrelevant530
@Irrelevant530 4 жыл бұрын
The Roach, Who Just Wanted to Dance Sam is more popular now.
@foureye7058
@foureye7058 5 жыл бұрын
Holyyyyy shite. Never thought I'd see Kenshi on this channel. Cool.
@jarlaster4822
@jarlaster4822 5 жыл бұрын
same bro the development hell was worth it
@vasek60
@vasek60 5 жыл бұрын
IKR ? I was sooo surprised that Sam picked it up! I hope he damn continues this!
@organic1714
@organic1714 5 жыл бұрын
if you see this please make more vids of this
@evanhamilton2781
@evanhamilton2781 5 жыл бұрын
Dream come true...
@seanwarren9357
@seanwarren9357 5 жыл бұрын
Think first. Then think again.
@JustJoeying
@JustJoeying 5 жыл бұрын
You better make more of these videos, Genuel Samuel. My loins long to see the adventures of your rag-tag band of porphyria-ridden mutants.
@MrWobbles
@MrWobbles 5 жыл бұрын
this is easily one of the most self depricating sam videos ive seen and i love this character development
@TheBoneZoneDeluxe
@TheBoneZoneDeluxe 5 жыл бұрын
PLEASE play more! I wanna watch you evolve and get great at this game.
@krableja2517
@krableja2517 5 жыл бұрын
Thats not how Sam rolls
@chev0355
@chev0355 2 жыл бұрын
he released a video a few days ago playing kenshi and he was enslaved for hours, idk if thats progression but it was funny as fuck
@Julian-uk6mj
@Julian-uk6mj Жыл бұрын
4 years later he's still at square one lmao
@kprojectskurt
@kprojectskurt Жыл бұрын
And get great he did
@ryconroleplays
@ryconroleplays 5 жыл бұрын
Sam the man, I can only imagine what you'll be able to do with this game lmao
@oofym353
@oofym353 5 жыл бұрын
Oof its rycon
@kirinixx
@kirinixx 5 жыл бұрын
The best roleplayer in all the known realms has made an appearance
@DrBig977
@DrBig977 5 жыл бұрын
Not only an amazing KZbind but a man of culture as well
@seeinggrey7945
@seeinggrey7945 5 жыл бұрын
Rycon! My boyyyyyy
@ryconroleplays
@ryconroleplays 5 жыл бұрын
@@seeinggrey7945 You summoned me 👏
@looshm8
@looshm8 5 жыл бұрын
Alcohol farm. Buy wheat and water, make alcohol, sell for prof. Can do in a small shack. Work your way up to a good production line.
@looshm8
@looshm8 5 жыл бұрын
@@helloman1051 It's very cheap and profitable. Shops replenish stock daily, so can buy wheat and water every day, sell alcohol daily.
@canismo763
@canismo763 5 жыл бұрын
I always go to Okran's pride if I'm a human and kite some of the river raptors for their skins, It's not good for toughness but it's a decent way to make money.
@stargheist
@stargheist 5 жыл бұрын
Looshm8 how do u get good loot early on I can’t stop dying
@looshm8
@looshm8 5 жыл бұрын
@@stargheist it's one or the other. Tip 1 is never stop running. Tip 2 would be pick either combat or commerce and get into it until you can focus on the other. I run a store like I've said and I'll have a few idle people I'll get to train on dummy's. Then use them as fodder doing wastes missions.
@godie7329
@godie7329 5 жыл бұрын
you monster.
@framereggy113
@framereggy113 5 жыл бұрын
Remember, prayer day is the best goddamn day. Also creating a fight club is the best way to train rather than hitting those dummy.
@GrievousKhan
@GrievousKhan 5 жыл бұрын
Training weapons mod really helps with this
@UncleWermus
@UncleWermus 5 жыл бұрын
Hey hey people
@yourdeath7820
@yourdeath7820 5 жыл бұрын
@@UncleWermus sseth here
@slayer105246
@slayer105246 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget taxes! Protection tax day is a good day.
@murkthemeek9575
@murkthemeek9575 5 жыл бұрын
how do you make a fight club?
@Gajiggles
@Gajiggles 5 жыл бұрын
You haven’t forgotten prayer day? Right Sam?
@nasbuscus
@nasbuscus 5 жыл бұрын
Reeheega heeheeheehaw
@akrasia1588
@akrasia1588 5 жыл бұрын
I fucking love prayer day, I wish every day was prayer day. Bless okran
@ragsd5035
@ragsd5035 5 жыл бұрын
Prayer day Every day brother.
@dingas5632
@dingas5632 5 жыл бұрын
We have to continue the beautiful story of Jaglonger. Please don’t stop the story.
@lorenzo4637
@lorenzo4637 5 жыл бұрын
It’s so disgusting… I must see more! Also, nice socks! Totally getting the 90’s ones, because I need to be a walking meme
@burninsherman1037
@burninsherman1037 5 жыл бұрын
I might have to get all of them.
@ilocosmetro
@ilocosmetro 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, Hey, People. GeneralSam Here...
@Spearmint22425
@Spearmint22425 5 жыл бұрын
I can't spell his name still even tho I'm in the merchants guild
@ilocosmetro
@ilocosmetro 5 жыл бұрын
Ian billgates SsethTzeentach’s influence runs far and wide on this site, fellow guild member
@bpoltergeist
@bpoltergeist 5 жыл бұрын
i was looking for this comment
@cl0uteastwood789
@cl0uteastwood789 5 жыл бұрын
I love that someone knows seth
@meisterman8425
@meisterman8425 5 жыл бұрын
ilocosmetro mfw I see fellow guild members
@BlackwaterBronn
@BlackwaterBronn Жыл бұрын
4 Years ago, this gameplay was top of the line gaming, and somehow still holds up in 2023 because of one man, G.Sam.
@octo8934
@octo8934 5 жыл бұрын
Why did this game suddenly become relevant 6 years after it was released
@snowboundmage
@snowboundmage 5 жыл бұрын
Sseth tzeentach reviewed it
@ConfessedOak
@ConfessedOak 5 жыл бұрын
it was officially released
@CPtracker080
@CPtracker080 5 жыл бұрын
Its released 2 months ago, 6 years ago was the early access
@teddypicker8799
@teddypicker8799 5 жыл бұрын
It was early access until a couple months ago so it's only just released
@lmao-ev6nz
@lmao-ev6nz 5 жыл бұрын
It came out of early access than Sseth reviewed it.
@hardwoodflooring7540
@hardwoodflooring7540 5 жыл бұрын
This game is honestly hilarious, please make more vids of it
@markanderson4689
@markanderson4689 5 жыл бұрын
i'm already tracer
@spaceinaspace8452
@spaceinaspace8452 5 жыл бұрын
SSS Rank: Smuggling™ | Starvation™ | Slavery™
@daveclassique2786
@daveclassique2786 4 жыл бұрын
Hey hey
@zigfaust
@zigfaust 4 жыл бұрын
This party is getting CUH RAY ZEE
@tedcraboli8021
@tedcraboli8021 3 жыл бұрын
@@zigfaust based Kenshi Dante
@Postwargamer53
@Postwargamer53 5 жыл бұрын
First Sseth , now you, now im fully convinced that i need to buy this game
@jibb1451
@jibb1451 5 жыл бұрын
You need to. I bought it about a week before Sseth put the vid up and can vouch for the utter "I'm going to make you drink sand" experience you have starting out the game. It's fuckin brutal. But worth it if you preserve.
@charlesmarchand9098
@charlesmarchand9098 5 жыл бұрын
It is really good! I've been playing since around 2011, back when the game didn't even have sounds and it was already super fun loll
@Goldsteinburg
@Goldsteinburg 5 жыл бұрын
this is the game all rps gamers have been waiting for. you get used to the graphics quickly lol the attention to detail makes up for it. notice the mechanical arm you install to replace you missing limb. notice the difference in appearance depending on which type of arm you buy. awesome.
@Opachki69420
@Opachki69420 5 жыл бұрын
i was waiting for the day Sam would hop on this gravy train of a game
@andreamilano8496
@andreamilano8496 5 жыл бұрын
Please do more, I'll buy your goddamn socks
@YumYums26
@YumYums26 5 жыл бұрын
Andrea Milano this
@thatcow86
@thatcow86 5 жыл бұрын
Sam, ask Musclebust to help you find Beep. You will not be disappointed.
@jikrebelloza
@jikrebelloza 5 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
@jesusvalles6245
@jesusvalles6245 5 жыл бұрын
More Sam i demand more 😂
@bookim40
@bookim40 5 жыл бұрын
Implying that Sam can get through the fog
@Maxtef32
@Maxtef32 5 жыл бұрын
Hoping for more vids, love the production quality. Keep it up, proud of you!
@1saac-u2t
@1saac-u2t 4 жыл бұрын
I think we can all agree this is one of Sam's most golden vids, I keep coming back to it
@thirdmoon13
@thirdmoon13 5 жыл бұрын
Sam runs a shekels scheme and is now a confirmed member of the merchants guild... #insidejob
@Pdro-gw7lu
@Pdro-gw7lu 5 жыл бұрын
Is that a Seth reference?
@xXMapleVodkaXx
@xXMapleVodkaXx 5 жыл бұрын
@@Pdro-gw7lu Do you think Sseth releasing a review and then Sam playing this is some sort of coincidence? It is the meticulous, never-ending work of the Merchant's Guild that made this come about.
@Fakheet
@Fakheet 5 жыл бұрын
ssethtzeentach crossover when?
@Callthemoster
@Callthemoster 5 жыл бұрын
please make more of this xD i laughed so hard when you had the hippo next to the starved Ethiopian xD
@punishedbuzzlightyear7722
@punishedbuzzlightyear7722 5 жыл бұрын
It was very kind of you to hire Steve’s mom at 12:00
@RM22201
@RM22201 5 жыл бұрын
Wtf holy shit I’ve been watching this game for so long But now an actually good youtuber is playing it
@romanaionas3979
@romanaionas3979 5 жыл бұрын
Robbaz is playing it too
@bigeh757
@bigeh757 5 жыл бұрын
Heh
@sod0m
@sod0m 5 жыл бұрын
@@romanaionas3979 True, but Robbaz uploads Kenshi episodes like once every 6 months.
@Ziedricht
@Ziedricht 5 жыл бұрын
Trmplays is funny too, there's Rycon Roleplay who does a roleplay on it (fun to watch but not funny yummy), Ssethtzentach did a video on it (go watch it I swear to God it's the funniest shit I've ever seen)
@LieThePenguin
@LieThePenguin 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ziedricht Seth always does some banger videos. But Im so happy seeing the game continue to just crop up randomly like it has. I found it randomly on steam a few months back and fell in love with it.
@botstowo9561
@botstowo9561 5 жыл бұрын
Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy! Fun fact: The Metro series is famous for its use of gas masks as a game mechanic. Two of the masks seen in Metro 2033 are the a respirator from the PMK series of masks and the PPM-88. Fun fact: While Fallout: New Vegas has no gas masks within it with real life counterparts, Fallout 4 does. The mask titled 'Gas Mask With Goggles" is actually an Italian Pirelli T-35. Since this mask was produced in 1935, that makes the examples seen in game potentially 352 years old. Without a doubt, these masks' filter contents and facepieces would have decayed in that time rendering them useless. This begs the question of why was an Italian gas mask from 1935 so immensely popular in America before the Great War?
@StuGLyfe
@StuGLyfe 5 жыл бұрын
Comment of the year
@botstowo9561
@botstowo9561 5 жыл бұрын
@@StuGLyfe lol thanks, boss
@nepadron
@nepadron 5 жыл бұрын
I am so confused
@botstowo9561
@botstowo9561 5 жыл бұрын
@@nepadron I am also confused as to why there is an Italian gas mask in Fallout 4 and Fallout 76
@jakejutras5420
@jakejutras5420 5 жыл бұрын
Always look forward to your comments my man, keep it up.
@potatoesstarch2376
@potatoesstarch2376 5 жыл бұрын
You've demonstrated games journalist levels of skill with this game. At least you've got Flesh Crafting down. Truly an artist of character creation.
@donuteater7476
@donuteater7476 5 жыл бұрын
Oh boy every youtuber i like is making good videos about what truly is kenshi,i sure hope no one ruins it...
@Gaming_Legend2
@Gaming_Legend2 5 жыл бұрын
That game has been on my wishlist for 5 years on steam, too afraid to play it because it seems too hard for my brain to understand it
@mitchell8003
@mitchell8003 5 жыл бұрын
@@Gaming_Legend2 Go ahead and buy it then :D It is brutal, but it has a very forgiving learning curve. Also there is a very good mod community, with some mods that will help you out if you are having a hard time. This game finally sated my thirst for a real "wasteland" experience.
@yeetnobba9767
@yeetnobba9767 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone watch the ssethtzeentach vid on this game, its a banger
@humbleguardsman5578
@humbleguardsman5578 5 жыл бұрын
Both are equally good.
@derick1618
@derick1618 5 жыл бұрын
@Nicholas Needham Literally this.
@DaroLinguiniJohnson
@DaroLinguiniJohnson 5 жыл бұрын
No one: This game sucks Internet : *_I wanna play this to die instantly_*
@Blurry__Bunny
@Blurry__Bunny 5 жыл бұрын
this game is: meh
@bestwind4618
@bestwind4618 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone : *explains his day 1 situation and how he died* Kenshi community : Welcome to the club Ayyyyyyyyy
@Kangooroo08
@Kangooroo08 5 жыл бұрын
I -actually- want to play this to die instantly in this game. And I really hate starting over and over. Why do I do this? I must be fucking bored, lmfao.
@kristopherdickson6606
@kristopherdickson6606 5 жыл бұрын
This game is sweet
@mikevismyelement
@mikevismyelement 5 жыл бұрын
I'll save you some time, the banging song at 3:58 is called Kung Fu Christmas and that's BILL MURRAY singing
@DerAarny
@DerAarny 5 жыл бұрын
Bless ya man
@jonahszaro3545
@jonahszaro3545 5 жыл бұрын
I guess general Sam is a fan of tzeenchsseth
@HeavyMetalTherapy
@HeavyMetalTherapy 5 жыл бұрын
i started playing kenshi because of this video. Its great. Post more of it
@mitchl5220
@mitchl5220 5 жыл бұрын
The title of this video had me intrigued and after watching this video I'm still intrigued and want to see more
@_Sakamoto_
@_Sakamoto_ 5 жыл бұрын
“This is absolutely sugoi!” You quoted Sephirothsword57. I see you’re a man of culture as well.
@GeneralSam
@GeneralSam 5 жыл бұрын
he's an absolute chad we can all aspire to be
@jareddavis8062
@jareddavis8062 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite part about general Sam videos is no ads
@legatus3213
@legatus3213 5 жыл бұрын
Only play this game if your into LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga Death Sound ASMR 😤😤😤😤😤
@equilibrium6694
@equilibrium6694 5 жыл бұрын
Please not general sam, wasn't Critikal enough?
@DG_SA
@DG_SA 5 жыл бұрын
Just go away with your kind in Cr1tikal comment section
@JediMasterYoda66
@JediMasterYoda66 5 жыл бұрын
You could just buy Skyrim instead?
@ant_wickv8
@ant_wickv8 5 жыл бұрын
Legatus oh no...... not you.
@kaiserwigglesiii2369
@kaiserwigglesiii2369 5 жыл бұрын
The official podcast is like a plague rat infested slave ship. Sam took his chances, and now he has the Lego virus.
@aurigold
@aurigold 5 жыл бұрын
The obnoxiously long microphone adds a really nice touch to this video.
@phaztom313
@phaztom313 5 жыл бұрын
Today is a glorious day! Even better that it is prayer day! Love and devotion brother.
@buttnuttz6119
@buttnuttz6119 5 жыл бұрын
Phaztom Okran has blessed this video!
@tommeakin1732
@tommeakin1732 5 жыл бұрын
I can't think of something I'd want to see more of Papa Rabbi.
@TheSeaGodPoseidon
@TheSeaGodPoseidon 5 жыл бұрын
MOAR GIVE ME MOAR DONT LET ME TURN INTO BERWICK, DONT STARVE ME OF THIS
@Kas3-
@Kas3- Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite Sam content for sure. You shine in this domain, Samuel!!!
@ian-op5fv
@ian-op5fv 5 жыл бұрын
I want to see the continuing adventures of the wasteland mutants.
@USBEN.
@USBEN. 5 жыл бұрын
Been playing this game for a long time , one of the best hidden gems .
@MachoMax04
@MachoMax04 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly? Best lowkey game ever
@USBEN.
@USBEN. 5 жыл бұрын
@@MachoMax04 Yep .
@rayclermont1350
@rayclermont1350 4 жыл бұрын
I like how in the first vid he's pals with the okran Then devotes 4 vids to ducking them into the mud
@maxwelvanek5603
@maxwelvanek5603 5 жыл бұрын
The fighting is based off a physics engine ie: if the bad boios have a long sword you are ded
@12isaac00
@12isaac00 5 жыл бұрын
If the bad boi with the long stick feels like swinging it sideways you, your buddy behind him and the rando next to you are all dead.
@shrekisthanos7419
@shrekisthanos7419 5 жыл бұрын
Yeet
@cyanidecat7345
@cyanidecat7345 5 жыл бұрын
Definitely want to see way more of this
@erykkowal8911
@erykkowal8911 5 жыл бұрын
Manufacture hashish and smuggle it into a united city for 400% markup
@lmao-ev6nz
@lmao-ev6nz 5 жыл бұрын
The markup in the united cities is 1200%
@viveka2994
@viveka2994 5 жыл бұрын
yup the UC banned weed cause they don't want everyone high like in Colorado
@strawberrial
@strawberrial 5 жыл бұрын
Sam, you gotta make more vids of this game, it looks amazing.
@mrlordcatvods5047
@mrlordcatvods5047 5 жыл бұрын
here before this gets demonetized
@mattallred
@mattallred 3 жыл бұрын
your friend laughing at you saying your character was in a coma sounded like he's seen it a million times.
@Edgical
@Edgical 5 жыл бұрын
if i buy your incel socks will you make more Kenshi videos sam?
@wendel5868
@wendel5868 5 жыл бұрын
How the Official Podcast affected your metal health, Sam?
@ohy2266
@ohy2266 5 жыл бұрын
Hes never been a big fan of metal so its probably fine
@samuelfusaro7913
@samuelfusaro7913 3 жыл бұрын
You’ve got some of the best humor on this site sam. Good job my guy.
@blemishednicely8402
@blemishednicely8402 5 жыл бұрын
10:06 ...Sam finally realizes why literally EVERYONE wants to fight him...
@holdenbrooks8537
@holdenbrooks8537 5 жыл бұрын
Sam, you finally made good content... pls... for your own sake... play more
@bensosnowski1128
@bensosnowski1128 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly after watching several other videos about kenshi, this felt pretty bland. Check out sseth’s vid on it if you want to know information about the game
@poweredlemonade5422
@poweredlemonade5422 5 жыл бұрын
@@bensosnowski1128 hey hey peeple
@futurevegan8617
@futurevegan8617 Жыл бұрын
I love watching people play Kenshi almost as much as I love playing Kenshi.
@josiahdurfee8779
@josiahdurfee8779 5 жыл бұрын
I miss the old general Sam Chop up the soul general Sam Set on his goals general Sam
@punkdrunkmonk824
@punkdrunkmonk824 5 жыл бұрын
Sreeching at Sam on Twitter to play this worked.
@swaggintbaggin3872
@swaggintbaggin3872 2 жыл бұрын
3 years later and this is still gold 👌
@roulejj1342
@roulejj1342 5 ай бұрын
Because this...this is kenshi
@Wheatbix01
@Wheatbix01 5 жыл бұрын
PLS MORE VIDS ON THIS. You can make it like the shekelstein series
@gerrywithaj8745
@gerrywithaj8745 5 жыл бұрын
Man, usually when I watch someone play I game that I'm fairly competent at for the first time, it's so fuckin hard to watch, but this, this is amazing. You somehow converted your "I don't know what the fuck is going on" energy into quality entertainment.
@scottieray
@scottieray 5 жыл бұрын
LGTB Dolphin-free tuna...this video is all that, and more
@Lord_Viscerate
@Lord_Viscerate 5 жыл бұрын
you can not possibly tell me, that there is a wittier person then General Sam
@picklejar7236
@picklejar7236 5 жыл бұрын
Whiter*
@Lord_Viscerate
@Lord_Viscerate 5 жыл бұрын
pickle jar That too
@hodarov1564
@hodarov1564 3 жыл бұрын
1:51 Always carry a bible so you don't get beaten the shit out of by okranites.
@factory_enslavement
@factory_enslavement 5 жыл бұрын
Is this Sekiro Shadow Die Twice?
@factory_enslavement
@factory_enslavement 5 жыл бұрын
No it cant be.....
@jaychoulover
@jaychoulover 5 жыл бұрын
the prequel to it
@StillNoPickles69
@StillNoPickles69 5 жыл бұрын
dearestdearestchelly sequel*
@struggleryoutube
@struggleryoutube 5 жыл бұрын
please make more vids on this game its EPIC
@coopagoomba3066
@coopagoomba3066 5 жыл бұрын
He isn’t gonna make much more of this game because he has a deep fear of something like Skyrim happening again
@blonded0532
@blonded0532 5 жыл бұрын
Everyday I check if Sam has streamed recently and everyday I am disappointed
@MrPatwag
@MrPatwag 5 жыл бұрын
3:35 This is not bushido, he's not a true weeb! That's probably not even true nippon steel
@sergiogrys4925
@sergiogrys4925 5 жыл бұрын
Akmost every person who uploads a Kenshi video loves to venture into the depths of hell straight from the start. There're lots of ways to train characters beforehand tho. Anyways, awesome video, keep up the good work.
@advocatusdiaboli5344
@advocatusdiaboli5344 5 жыл бұрын
Love it but don't pull a tomato gaming on us.
@GeneralSam
@GeneralSam 5 жыл бұрын
i don't know what that means
@advocatusdiaboli5344
@advocatusdiaboli5344 5 жыл бұрын
@@GeneralSam Imagine if every single video you made was the same just kinda with a different game and you uploaded maybe three times a year.
@deathstarofdavid3199
@deathstarofdavid3199 5 жыл бұрын
H A I L O K R A N
@levim4655
@levim4655 5 жыл бұрын
Please make more, I never knew I needed this series until I got a taste of it
@OffYourTopic
@OffYourTopic 5 жыл бұрын
I've got hundreds of hours in this goddamn game, and I'll still play it if im bored.
@darkmasterchief227
@darkmasterchief227 5 жыл бұрын
I got into it like a couple of weeks ago and its literally all I play
@deuceyd8468
@deuceyd8468 5 жыл бұрын
Yea I bought this game Sseth made a review on it, already have like 150 hours
@seaayareteeeearezedejayohe1401
@seaayareteeeearezedejayohe1401 5 жыл бұрын
maaaan this game look wonderfull how do i did not knew about it befor...
@jibb1451
@jibb1451 5 жыл бұрын
... are you having a stroke?
@seaayareteeeearezedejayohe1401
@seaayareteeeearezedejayohe1401 5 жыл бұрын
@@jibb1451 yes i have been in hospital since
@jibb1451
@jibb1451 5 жыл бұрын
@@seaayareteeeearezedejayohe1401 sorry to hear man, best of luck.
@heimvar
@heimvar 4 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite series of yours so far
@ctrlmag7107
@ctrlmag7107 5 жыл бұрын
Definitely make another Kenshi vid. Maybe start a slaving empire of your own
@TPBXDRicky420
@TPBXDRicky420 5 жыл бұрын
3:58 the original song is Kung Fu Christmas - National Lampoon if anyone has the remix let me know :)
@brinjetson8420
@brinjetson8420 5 жыл бұрын
For the love of god please upload more of this. This Shit is Gold.
@hanloncaldwell8571
@hanloncaldwell8571 5 жыл бұрын
For sheckles sake, Please make more kenshi videos!
@KnightSlasher
@KnightSlasher 5 жыл бұрын
I find it pretty kinky thanks
@khzero8347
@khzero8347 5 жыл бұрын
I've actually never laughed harder in my entire life
@taylorcortez613
@taylorcortez613 5 жыл бұрын
0:08 You make them stand... STAND *IS THAT A JOJO REFEREN-*
@TheAwesomeJamMan69
@TheAwesomeJamMan69 5 жыл бұрын
I can't stop playing this game. My financé left me and my kid is in hospital, but it was all worth it so that I could build my town of mutants in the holy lands. All because of this video. Thank you.
@The_Gallowglass
@The_Gallowglass 5 жыл бұрын
Man, just sneak-steal everything. Sell it in hub to the bar and save up 10,000 cats for the Ninja tower.
@Volvith
@Volvith 5 жыл бұрын
Best way to play Kenshi: Train strength: Basically, carry everything you can find and sling a dead person (or (living) ally) over your shoulder, and run around for a few days. Train speed: Run around naked, not carrying anything, or very little... a lot. Make money: _Smuggle hash like the druglord you've secretly always wanted to be._ So, basically, strength allows you to carry lots of hash without being slowed down by carrying it, and speed allows you to not get killed because you're not _SLOW._ (Or running food! :D) _HOW TO GET HASH:_ Swamps... You'll figure it out. (Or die, good luck! :D) *_WHERE TO SELL HASH FOR DANK MUNS:_* ... United Cities in the Desert. There's like, a 600% mark-up on that shit when selling it to the thieves guild trader. _"oi, the feck's a thieves guild trader"_ SHUT UP, lemme finish. The thieves guild can be found in pretty much every city, usually in the large towers with sticko's sticking out of them, and a tent roof on the top, you'll figure it out. (OR DIE, GOOD LUCK! :D) Now, to get friendly with the thieves guild (because you can only trade when friendly), pay them 10,000 C's. ... Yeah, just steal shit, rob people and mine copper to make 10k first. "But fuckboi, whay is dis profitable?" Because the average run between the swamps and the desert can turn a profit of like... 40,000 C's? (More if your strength is high enough to carry 2 wooden backpacks. (wooden backpacks are better than the normal ones for this, because they stack hash up to 9 a slot, allowing for more hashage per bag)) Seriously, you'll be up to 400 grand in no time, money won't be an issue very quickly. Just make sure you don't get chased by Beak Things. (They're like Dodo's, but they're Giraffes and they will eat you alive. Literally. You can't outrun them, if you meet them, you're dead.) PS, i'd suggest recruiting a Hive Worker Drone, because they are FAST AS FUCK. They max out at like, 29 miles per hour, and can be boosted to 50 miles per hour with prosthetics later in the game. Ideal for smuggling drugs. PPS, when running into cities with hash, *DON'T FUCKING STOP FOR THE GUARDS, THEY WILL KILL YOU ON SIGHT IF THEY FIND OUT YOU HAVE DRUGS.* Just keep running, they'll fuck off after 400 meters because they can't be bothered to deal with your retarded bullshit. You'll be fine, you'll figure it out. *(OR YOU'LL DIE, GOOD LUCK!! :D)* PPPS, Seriously, train until you can run like 25 miles per hour and can carry 40 something pounds of hash without slowing down, at least, or else you'll fucking die. GOOD LUCK! :D
@icenote1591
@icenote1591 5 жыл бұрын
Thats pretty much what I did to survive in the god forsaken land that is kenshi
@ヴァリ-z3e
@ヴァリ-z3e 3 жыл бұрын
More Kenshi tips: first, there are multiple ways to smuggle hash past the city gates but the two most flavorful options are to either enter the city in a big group because the guard only checks 1 person's inventory (I THINK*)... or having someone clean enter the town, and then your hash runners pass their bags up to them on the walls. second, NPCs actually aggro on your _characters_ and not your faction. Your other dudes get attacked because they joined in to help their friend. You can get up to all sorts of Ocean's 11 shit if you turn on passive mode. I like knocking out mercenary crossbowmen to steal their weapons while another character holds the loot. Stealth and Assassination are OP. Play around with them a bit to find out how broken they are and then shun it. (or restrict yourself to 1 hiver with high medic, sneak, and assassination and then have him hang out in the nearest bar to decides who lives and who dies) The Kenshi Reddit usually warns people away from mining copper because it's boring. Just wander, loot and steal, you'll have a lot more fun and probably even save time. Your first goal is 3k to hire another dude. The Nobodies start is just the Wanderer start x5. It saves a lot of time to already have 5 losers who get beat up by starving bandits. Have 1 Human act as public relations for 4 Skeletons!
@ヴァリ-z3e
@ヴァリ-z3e 3 жыл бұрын
wait one more Crossbows are bullshit- if you want to seriously boost up your squad's fighting power or you're having difficulty adjusting to the weird hands-off combat buy a Toothpick or 3. They're good for fighting beak things and shooting bad guys in the back. Just a head's up though, anything bigger than a Springbat is serious military hardware. Friendly fire WILL kill people and having too many crossbows means there's gonna be friendly fire. Super recommend the Crossbows Are Now Fun mod!
@aboyisnoone8265
@aboyisnoone8265 5 жыл бұрын
you should do a special for being at 666k subs
@gavinb0136
@gavinb0136 5 жыл бұрын
PLEASE play more! This was so funny, when you described the bug ridden mutant as "trailer park trash" I died laughing.
@bobbyearhart
@bobbyearhart 5 жыл бұрын
I like how sseth makes a kenshi vid and it starts blowing up on KZbin.
@godingirlsclothing8104
@godingirlsclothing8104 5 жыл бұрын
After watching your old videos you really did get more “edgy”
@Iguana5k
@Iguana5k 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing that bonedog starve througout almost the whole episode and then it suddenly not being in the group anymore made me sad :(
@PotionOfProof
@PotionOfProof 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't notice that in 2 years....me sad now
@jasonjrgensen8508
@jasonjrgensen8508 5 жыл бұрын
WE WANT MORE KENSHI (so we can watch you suffer and have no clue of how to play)
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