Skyrim funny moments and glitches

[@DHeaco7]

"Nords' armor has lots of fur. This sometimes makes M'aiq nervous." I DIED

[@brenmoyer4896]

Loved this!!! 😂🤣

[@nicholasgjerpe]

I just got the joke after five years thanks lol

[@hithere439]

I thought it was because Khajiits have fur ? So he's like "oops it sometimes it looks like they skinned a khajiit, that's not fun". Is there something else ?

[@perkitaseaman3290]

@Whiterun Guard exactly I try not to kill any animals not unless they attack me first animal the wolf bites me I normally get a Skyrim disease because I hate to kill the animals in the game and the foxes are my favorite in the game I give this video a thumbs down because he shot a fox because it was standing in front of him for no reason it said Fox can't talk so I do not favor this video for that reason One bad Apple turns all the apples bad

[@gerardwayseyelash]

@@perkitaseaman3290 Hello

[@phenom7149]

black slick *fingers*

[@Deathdragon9991]

+nekopls ''fingers'' yep definently a finger. _right?_

[@shokwaiv8790]

nekopls XD funniest part

[@natsu_the_furry_neko7019]

nekopls XD

[@imacatmowcheckmeout3112]

nekopls You know what to do with them

[@mamawow77]

nekopls I know... that was a wtf/ WUT moments😊

[@harleenquinzel625]

ok but who else hates being in the Dwarven ruins

[@harleenquinzel625]

+Liz Hutchens it's always like "sneak. sneak. don't get caught by that centurion. FUCK IT SAW ME *uses 67 potions in battle*"

[@perrymackay8725]

I only go there to get those core things to get deadric stuff

[@wilburdemitel8468]

Normally, i, being the braindead that i am, i only carry 1 potion, that means i make the centurion sit and wait while i eat 98 potatoes

[@Ecliptor.]

I hate how they are all the same and the constant PSHHHHEWWW

[@Lo-tf6qt]

the last Dwarven Ruin took me about what 3-4 hours to solve the puzzles and not die

[@nathanr4860]

The part where the lady was singing during the speech XD

[@bronyman9000]

Nathan Roach bum dee bum bum buuuuum

[@destubae3271]

Hire a single scat singer for the wedding lol

[@Howlingburd19]

My favorite one lol

[@snchez2106]

7:53 *dragon brutally kills guard*, then the courier casually says "Got something I am supposed to deliver, your hands only" lmao, like if nothing ever happened, epic!

[@dennisjenica7494]

i laughed so hard on that one my family cant watch a movie XD

[@Fehru]

Best courier ever. Not like in poland ._.

[@jackglennon939]

I think what was going through that courier's mind was; "Great, now that guard is gone, I have a clear path to the Dragonborn so I can deliver this message!"

[@Law01YT]

You’re under arresttt! -Whiterun Guard XXXX-2000 something

[@guadalupec3133]

Uragan5 Pablo

[@F0reman371]

I'm going to like this video... like it with BLACK SLICK FINGERS

[@fishfishery7676]

Im going to like your comment with white fat bannana fingers

[@winter_brick_studios2831]

I think he's seen too much BBC

[@kedkos7417]

my companion (Mauricio) anytime he would kill something with a lighting bolt they would glitch and corpse launch! sometimes across the map! no seriously, I was at solitude with the stormcloaks wiping them out, when Mauricio makes a solitude soldier fly like usual, but this time I didn't see the warrior anymore! like 3 days later I went to riften and at the front gates was a dead solitude guard.

[@sans6138]

DAAAAAAMN

[@thecrazypotato7268]

lol

[@ga_tronix]

Holy shit

[@nickskarlis7133]

Impossible. Solitude only loads solitude (Unless you have the open doors mod.) 0-0

[@blackandwhiteduo4971]

It's not impossible. Trust me this happen to me expect my frost atronach launch a forsworn and somehow landed in whiterun

[@thesqueakerkid4355]

"Hey Guard!" "Wait, I know you!" "Your making a mistake..." "The only mistake is showing your fac-" DRAGONBORN IS SAVED BY DRAGON HE IS SUPPOSED TO KILL.

[@jafaral-z1090]

....again

[@Fr0staX]

TheSqueakerKid Well, not the first time it happened.

[@missdragonborn2139]

TheSqueakerKid ••capture, not *kill*

[@moswaggy]

You’re*

[@LilGoopyGuy_]

OK?

[@frodob.7670]

I actually read the Lusty Argonian Maid .. the only book I was actually inclined to read every page XD

[@mattpuxty6094]

Perfect for those lonely nights in Breezehome.

[@coltenmeyer2775]

Or in snicker snicker *solitude (;

[@caenir4428]

+Frodo B. there is one other that i enjoyed, it was about this archer slave, the end was quite funny....I forgot the name

[@Nevynxa]

theres two lmao

[@fireofgoldengamer9399]

*Y e s*

[@urlessies]

dum dum DEE DEE DEE DEE DUM DUM DUM *someone giving their speech* BA BA BA BUUUUUUUUUUUUM BUUUUM BAAAAAAA *gargoyle falls* LA LA LA LAAAA!

[@dwaekkilicious4938]

LMAOOO

[@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401]

dum dum de de de de dum dum dum ba ba ba buuuuum buuuumm baaaaa laa laaa laaa laaaa omg I cant stop laughing xD xD

[@CtrlAltPhreak]

I've noticed that the longer I play Skyrim, the more frequent and weird the glitches become. Lately, I've had this bug where a dead dragon will randomly appear out of nowhere and just flop to the ground. Sometimes it's a dragon skeleton. A lot of other strange stuff has been happening too. Kinda funny, but sometimes annoying.

[@cray-zeeglitch8219]

That actually happened to me once. Also a lot of random things happen to me that my brother doesn't get. It's quite amusing. XD

[@datex8]

Today that happened to me too, but something was different: It was a Mammoth

[@thomaspoteete4119]

Had a mammoth just randomly fall from the sky and die upon impact. I couldn't help but just stare at the screen for five or six minutes.

[@datex8]

Thomas Poteete Maybe it has angered it's Giant master :'D

[@cray-zeeglitch8219]

Samuel Rodrigues Lol must've.

[@IslesGirl3]

"YOU'RE STILL UNDER ARREEEEEEEEEST!"XD

[@Walht]

+SingingFan3 y l

[@coolstarb.]

XD

[@lonewolf34356]

with the black...slick...fingers...

[@7796B]

***** you dont get the joke

[@7796B]

***** it was a joke

[@1177milo]

***** Hermeus Mora actualy, Mirrak is just the first dragonborn and he was under Mora's service.

[@Goffy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ql6VZpJrnaelgrM.

[@BalmoraBlade]

but that dying Khajiit who says 'How high the Skyrim mountains rise'. Oh the feelz T_T

[@tibiademon9157]

"Check the shadows!" "What about that big glowing guy with the bow right over there?" "CHECK. THE SHADOWS."

[@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401]

how can you glow like that actually? xD

[@crawe1x]

@@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401 a shout from the dragonborn dlc

[@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401]

@@crawe1x okey thanks🤗

[@khahiinthedumbcat4666]

@@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401 yeah i think it's called dragon aspect

[@PitHuffer]

I kind of lost it when you had to try and capture Odahviing and the guy just went flying "You are under arrest"

[@ezeokonkwokingsley7292]

7:11 SKOOMA IS A HELL OF A DRUG

[@thestrangebulborb]

that part about the gargoyle assasination? i sat there and watched as a dragon killed everyone, EXCEPT for the singing lady. i just laughed, and she kept singing. i killed it, ate it's soul, and THEN she cried something about Talos and the Dragon. and then started singing again. even though the lady o the ledge was dead. and so was EVERYONE ELSE!!! and then i tried to kill her, but she just walked into a doorway and dissapeared. 0-0

[@thestrangebulborb]

Shawn Beato yep... and then a naked courier ran up to me just outside of Solitude, completely naked except for underwear, a hat, and some shoes. ran off, and just 30 ft away, a dragon came and swooped him up. the last thing i heard was "No, not again!" and then he was gone. and the dragon left with him. but i did see him again. he ran up to me outside of Whiterun, and said the same thing, and screamed the same line as a pack of Sabre cats chased him. i couldn't keep up, and for some reason the Sabre cats didn't die. they ran, until they disappeared. i wonder if it's some sort of Easter egg...

[@thestrangebulborb]

Shawn Beato he was telling me to kill a band of mercenaries. i went and did the quest, but only got 120 G. sucked, because the leader had an enchanted war axe, but it sucks, because it was iron. and i'm wearing the shadow armor, and leader of all guilds.

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

Eric Booker My God, your comment made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe! Oh man, please if you see it again record it! I must see that! XDXDXD

[@thestrangebulborb]

Pie Pierrot i will. as soon as i get good recording software, i will re-load and show the world.

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

Eric Booker May I recommend Fraps? It costs money, but if you want good recording software and you plan to do a lot of recording it's worth it. I'm a Let's Player and I use it. I think it cost me something like 30 dollars? Actually I got it as a gift for my birthday but I think that's how much it cost. XD Hey, maybe you'll check out my channel? I'll subscribe to you so I see that video when it's uploaded! ^_^

[@NicolasADH]

My brain exploded when a man sleeping said "You're not suppose to be here" with his eyes closes and everything, that mouth...

[@Eternally_screaming_idiot]

7:44 *Guard*: "Wait, I know you..." *Character*: "You're making a mistake..." *Me*: "Damn right. I just called a dragon, can we do this after we're done?" *Guard*: "The only mistake was you showing your face." *Me*: "KIND OF HAD TO SO I CAN CAPTURE THIS DRAGON AND SAVE THE WORLD." *Dragon*: "Don't worry, Dovahkiin, I got this." *Dragon picks up guard then drops him over the side* *Courier acts like he saw nothing*

[@youheardnothing]

this made me laugh a good deal harder than i should have.

[@puffweasley6269]

Katie Block LOL YES!! XD

[@elixxon]

Ooooh... the good ol' days when people had a good laugh when they have seen glitches and not freaked out and cried like a 4 year old...

[@MinktheStorykeeper]

I know this comment is from 6 years ago but I just wanted to say I have 80+ mods installed for skyrim and it's even more broken thwn it should be I usually get a good laugh when I play it

[@BlueFoxoon]

BLACK SLICK FINGERS 😂 I died at that part

[@TacoReebs]

BLACK SLICK FINGERS

[@NumbTheAche23]

you dont .......YOU DONT

[@jslaughter777]

Me toooo XD Something about those hilarious captions, I think lollll

[@Foxas_Fox]

Hahahaha FURRIES

[@Zyk0th]

10:16 Most epic horse dismount I have ever seen. Except he's now dead. And he didn't land on his feet.

[@jfrancisbf]

LoL, 7:44! "Wait, I know you!" "You're making a mistake!" "The only mistake was you showing your fa...." *Dragon swoops guard away* Brilliant!

[@davidjean4700]

Wat the f is that? LOL

[@evolvingsoul2370]

And as he plummets to his death "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!" Now that's dedication 🤣

[@smolderbreath3238]

when i first started the game i did the mammoth tusk quest (at the time were hard as hell to kill) so i walked around and saw a mammoth start floating in the sky, i watched fall and die.. (walks over and grabs tusk and walks away)

[@kaiahosey221]

the dragon in the tree say's "you cant see me :3"

[@oOFrostByteOo]

Thank you for the comments :) some make me laugh more than the things that happened to me in this video.

[@triple_3d197]

lol I love it :) this is f*cking awesome

[@turbansniffer4403]

Glorious!

[@marcusandersen8875]

MORE

[@tyler-jameselliott3432]

I think u should get a Mic. The commentary would probably be hilarious. Love ur vids anyway tho.

[@rubix_gaming9792]

xD that was great keep up the good content subbed and liked

[@darckfantom7580]

I’ve had that glitch where that lady in the thieves guild glitched into those boxes she leans on

[@arontavares5248]

7:48 I literally rolled on the floor laughing,

[@tmcttf8087]

Understandable.

[@5grimjaw5]

OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!! I love the ghost Katria with the "Really? You had to take the armor? Come on, leave me with a little dignity." TOO FUNNY also the immortal mob right there WHERE IS IT?! LOL good job at making this... it's too freaking funny lololol.

[@PixleFox1703]

This is the first time I've ever laughed in a video in a loong time, I usually just smile, but something really funny has to happen to make me laugh now, YOU DID IT! YAY! xD

[@alsahmalakhdar2364]

I DIED AT THE MADMAN SAYING THEY SLIPPED THEM IN WITH LONG BLACL SLICK FINGERS

[@puffafro]

That's why Skyrim is one of my favorite games of all time. Bethesda knows how to make an RPG :3. Also glad they came up with the ability to make arrows.

[@antonkrog843]

07:47 excellent comedic timing, it broke me😂

[@ichiyakotobuki844]

I wanna know who else have had glitches in skyrim that they want to say publically. I've dealt with flying mammoths, dancing Dragon skeletons, and giants inside my Lakeview House, but nothing was as weird as what I'm about to tell you. I was just casually doing a mission in Solshiem after teleporting from Solitude, and while I was going up the mountain I saw the whole freaking town of solitude just packed in a crack on the mountain side just going up and down while stuck. The strangest thing though was as I continued up the mountain, all the kids in Solitude were playing tag on the freaking mountain side! XD

[@martinputt6421]

+Ichiya Kotobuki I killed a dragon and the skeleton danced about in the road and also I killed a frostbite spider and it did a cartwheel off the mountain and down a hill.

[@turtlerecall1903]

I was an adventurer like you then I took a projectile to the locomotive actuator

[@Kyle-ov8pc]

BLACK SLICK FINGERS THE AWFUL KIND

[@morbius109]

I don't know why but the giant EXTRA BEATING on screen when Grelod was talking at 10:40 made me laugh lol...

[@Nooligan8]

One time i was messing with the Jarl of Whiterun and i lead him outside to that balcony area by his room and used Fus Ro Da at his feet and he flew off the edge of the balcony all the way outside Whiterun and got stuck out there!

[@GameStormerSam]

“Looking for something... particular?” (Gently places basket on head)

[@reasonjefferey4644]

Water my only weakness..... Yeah it is considering how freaking shallow it is you can litteraly stand up and the waer wont reach your knees hahaha XD

[@AkumanoKuma2236]

You will die anyway if you jump off a tall bridge into water

[@naulathecat991]

No, I jumped off of the top of the college of winter hold into water and survived, no netch jelly.

[@breakingdecks1899]

the courier deliverd the guard a dragon i gues XD

[@cheekibreeki812]

M'aiq is done talking

[@bobbyisland]

*BLACK*.*SLICK*.*FINGERS*.

[@NinjacookieVG]

I never knew that you could push the gargoyle D:

[@oOFrostByteOo]

I had just recently discovered that beforehand.

[@NinjacookieVG]

***** No wonder it was so hard to sneak attack her in the past, always kept getting detected

[@joannaludolph7920]

***** Thanks to your video that helped me for that mission. :D

[@LouisDgm]

And I never knew you could look into my souls doge O_O

[@GameSlimia1]

I had to fight so many people to get back to the sanctuary. I killed 71% of solitude's population that was trying to attack me

[@gaussman1855]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT 10:15! THE WAY HE JUST SHOOTS UP OUT OF THE SADDLE IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! 🤣 I LOVE IT!!!!

[@martinputt6421]

This made me laugh so much, great video. Especially 7.50 I just lost it when that guard gets picked up by the dragon.

[@thearmoredidiot4828]

"Add a septim!" *later* "My goodness this soup is rich!"... I'll show myself out.

[@JoeFitzPatrickGrandish]

at 0:2 at that velocity the water would have felt life stone due to the mass and the speed of the person falling as the person falls he gains a higher velocity without even going any higher and because water would have been (heavy water) it would add to the impact. that is why it killed him instantly. You welcome

[@JoeFitzPatrickGrandish]

yeah true. skyrims engine has funny ways with its terrain and water depth support...

[@Clarestovold]

I think it's funny that you take no fall damage from a height like that when falling into deep water because that would kill someone in real life and Skyrim characters are just like "nope". Lol.

[@AndyPoons]

Nobody cares

[@JoeFitzPatrickGrandish]

no body apart from you. the person who just red the all the comments and then took the time out of his life to say that he 'doesn't care'

[@AndyPoons]

Joe Fitzpatrick you mad bro?

[@cadence4527]

4:35 Don't shoot the Shor! How dare you?!

[@marumichanee]

I DIED SO MANY TIMES XD Not far into the game yet, but can someone explain why Vittoria needed to be killed. Her speech seemed so kind. In the meantime, I love how that woman kept singing after Vittoria was killed XD

[@ilovequiros]

Because she's the emperor's cousin I believe. She's a boaster, but her death was to freak people out before you go and kill the actual emperor basically.

[@marumichanee]

Really? Thank you then :) Now hopefully I get the guts to kill her when I get there XD haha and hope that singing woman is there :D

[@ilovequiros]

Oh she certainly was when I first got there, I think she even interrupted Vittoria the whole time just like in this video, but of course this was two years ago so my memory might be failing me atm. :P

[@alexanderson4297]

You killed her since the emperor is her cousin and when she will die he would feel bad and SPOILER ALERT come to skyrim for the funeral so you can kill him.

[@SarcasticMrCat]

Alex Anderson i just got that quest (after spending some quality time with the night mother) and i was like then why do i need to kill her she isn't in the quest, but now i understand XD

[@pezzyartz383]

Even 9 years later,I will forever and always love this💞

[@Gazimon4]

There was some tribe in South America that actually ate gold dust because they believed gold was some kind of gift.

[@Gazimon4]

I think they're still there, I'd have to watch the documentary again. FYI, gold is edible. Some Asian countries put it in fruit, jelly snacks, coffee and tea. Since the 1500s, Europeans have been putting gold leaves in bottles of liquor, such as Danziger Goldwasser and Goldschlager. Some Native American Tribes believe consuming gold could allow humans to levitate.

[@Keldos310]

Gazimon4 Translation: Goldwater and Goldpuncher XD

[@Gazimon4]

Whichever works.

[@syrenet]

That's some terribly expensive taste i might say~

[@Gazimon4]

What's that saying, to each his own?

[@finnpalm9951]

Hahaha, your editing is what does it imo. Well done. I'm in tears.

[@Davidow1]

07:45 LOL! This earned my thumbs up! xD

[@brelaksm7287]

4:27 *Fox : "need something?"

[@TheMaret]

This one time i took a lamp by mistake and then dropped it cause i didn't need it then a bandit came down and picked it up and gave it to me, i felt bad for killing him

[@invisiblezero]

The guard getting grabbed was the best.

[@nuriel1825]

Alvor's death stare. Truly terrifying.

[@chameleonyummy6438]

LOL!, that conversation with madman kills me!!! black...slick....fingers... xD

[@bjsdemon]

The Black slick fingers...I giggled The flying fish...I died...and then the dragon attacking the guard who was trying to arrest you back at Whiterun!

[@grumpy_chonky_manul]

It’s so strange seeing Skyrim gameplays without J’zargo following you around and stumbling in rocks

[@nekofreak62]

7:39 I laughed so damn hard I started choking! XDDD

[@christianboyd9957]

Funniest part was when Odahviing just pushed that guard off.

[@hamstermunchies5558]

I need to start recording my game. I've had some hilarious glitches happen. Like the time I was in Riften and the Jarl's house carl was asking me to keep a respectable distance from her at all times and that how at the end of the day he is her last line of defense. For lols I punched her only to find him sitting on his ass watching the drama unfold.

[@skrabman]

"the only mistake was you showing your face" *last words of whiterun guard before being swept away by a dragon*

[@zaneharrison4435]

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS VIDEO! MADE MY LIFE

[@oOFrostByteOo]

Wow thats...extreme, but i'm glad :)

[@zaneharrison4435]

I was just in a really down mood, and saw this. It just made me happy and I laughed :)

[@chieftone511]

oOFrostByteOo make more videos like this

[@Flipchu]

Oh man. It's 5 years old already. I remember first time watching this Video. This was when I was so obsessed with Skyrim as a kid. So many good memories :D

[@pinkpiggy9346]

at arround 2:40 i cant help but notice Katria's voice sounds ALOT like Nancy Drew from the game @@

[@GreenEyedNinjaGirl]

When vex got stuck that happened to me today

[@anthonykf99]

10:15 LOL

[@fazecat2620]

😂😂😂 pissed myself

[@prowlandsasuke]

Gionne getting more and more worried by what you ask her to put into the stew. XD

[@LockeTheSnerg]

funniest thing ever still cant stop laughing how the guy died of the horse

[@spiderlover678]

Wow, putting baskets over peoples' heads to steal from them. That's incredibly sneaky and something I never thought of lmao.

[@richbostick5653]

10:17 is one of my favorite moments lmao I can’t help but crack up 😂

[@rinolevesquejr2914]

in the sewers when that crazy lady reads off her list of items i can't help but notice the guy you come to see has a ton of them... so i happily took one and pick pocketed her to add an ink pot to her inventory.... she never finds it

[@phantomshotgun]

4:04 best. thief. ever.

[@geofk6214]

The chef's hat gets me everytime I replay lol. Makes perfect sense I cant properly cook or know anything about food without that goddamn chef's hat

[@bootsdotexe]

"Ba ba ba BUUUUM buum badaba ba bumm" xD

[@diegoreds]

I love the old "Arrow to the Knee," time to give that guy some city guard outfit? Great vid... thanks

[@kitkakot12]

2:10 what name this quest have? D:

[@santiagolescano4771]

Its from Dawnguard, dont remember the name :P

[@kitkakot12]

Santiago Lescano ok :D

[@dude_Mingo]

Forgot the name too , you get some medium-strength armor with some sweet efects

[@santiagolescano4771]

At the end you found the "something something forge", where you choose from 3 items with greats efects, a good quest xD

[@merathy]

The quests starts when you talk into Arkngthamz south of the Blades HQ. I think it is one of the best quest ingame.

[@ishzarkklyon9590]

Poor Khajiit, keeps trying to assist the Dragonborn and describing the beauty of Skyrim even while trying to keep her guts inside

[@Thomas20Smith]

That's it, I gotta buy the special edition Skyrim.

[@JackTheBeater]

4:40 That's the cutest fucking thing i ever seen in my entire life *car alarm screech*

[@binomialshizrodrigues77]

7:30 starts the best conversation you can have in skyrim

[@jaydenstrudel]

Oh and this was funny as hell, you got +1 subscriber :D

[@BlueFoxoon]

Where did you find the madman with the black book thing

[@chezamayukitsukanii4416]

You put things on their heads XD For some reason I found that extremely hilarious.

[@19thcenturyhipster66]

It helps to sneak.It's block their sight.

[@user-yo1qt5uo8y]

9:10 SO THAT IS HOW YOU KILL HER! i just sniped her then killed all the guards and left

[@Clarestovold]

SAME! This video has opened my eyes. I literally never would have thought that's how to kill her xD

[@meghanshaltes8502]

This is one of THE funniest things I’ve ever seen 😂

[@Bublle02]

7:45 Professional advice:Never eat bananas when you watch this video.

[@Curly_Salmon00]

Lol the way Alvor was stalking him that’s the face of someone who does not want you to touch there soup

[@hirosukenamikaze2444]

"Took an arrow to the knee." in Nord was supposed to mean "Getting married." No,seriously ._.

[@abstract_space_]

**angrily glares while stirring stew**

[@Saeaeski]

Creepy Alvor in the end :DDD

[@desfox3685]

LOL those captions at vittoria vicis wedding made my stomach hurt laughing so hard

[@MRluminosity554]

omg i died at 8:00 XD

[@lawlzipoof]

I kept dieing and being resurrected during the whole video!

[@lawlzipoof]

Micah Jones NO! I'm too furry to be carved into pieces! ;A;

[@metalsorcerer]

:T

[@lawlzipoof]

:A:

[@FatRaptor123]

🙀

[@kadyr8935]

Good to see that the uploader has a firm grasp on physics with the first clip lol.

[@caiuspeterson6771]

I saw this same video just with different words that you make show up

[@chaoscookie_8843]

I have this one glitch in solotude that these pentus oculus guards just stand there and glare at me ocasionaly yelling things like "I'll kill you"