36 self inflicted gun shot wounds to the back.... caleb was so young
@XxidfkxX7 ай бұрын
Gone but not forgotten 🕊️
@newp0rt7 ай бұрын
that was such a good line
@EllieDempseysVersion7 ай бұрын
“And then you get really emotional…and start crying like spongebob”
@hallowedknight42677 ай бұрын
We have ears and subtitles. Trash comment
@ambersather74607 ай бұрын
Pain and crying thats what it's like for me too 😭😂
@ozitona77047 ай бұрын
I just got to that part and read it before he said it, hilarious. Got me a in a goofy mood now
@SRTJamo7 ай бұрын
@@michellereneetruthseeker9339 🤡
@EllieDempseysVersion7 ай бұрын
@@michellereneetruthseeker9339 REEEAL
@LoveLee_Dreamer7 ай бұрын
Fun fact: If you clean the cat's litter regularly, they're not smelly at all. If they stink, that's a you thing.
@Goofygooberston3 ай бұрын
Diet plays a part too. Reason why cat poop smells so much is because of all the filler in commercial kibble and the like. If you feed a diet of mostly wet food that's largely meat based it doesn't smell at all until you're like right there.
@prodbytarantino2 ай бұрын
My cat will literally shit on the floor if I don’t clean it immediately after he goes, he thinks it’s a one use type thing I guess😭
@Corndogger617 ай бұрын
It’s sus that you have so many CIA flys in your room
@WilliamLucas-hy8mx7 ай бұрын
Sus is a palindrome
@KingBongHogger7 ай бұрын
Thems is drones!
@briannewman56145 ай бұрын
I have always wondered how they can make them so juicy?!?!
@TheCynicalBee7 ай бұрын
Literally the best couple on the internet. I have watched probably dozens of these videos already.
@Honey42O7 ай бұрын
Same
@TripleA_SmoshEdits7 ай бұрын
“am i like that?” then proceeds to fake cry to see if caleb notices 😂
@Seinneka837 ай бұрын
A rootbeer flavored sour boys would be fun but I would love to see an illustration of Kris on the package this time or maybe even Kris as one of her persona's like Katrina or Riley.
@STARIIS_17 ай бұрын
that would be amazing !
@FriedSheep697 ай бұрын
Do they have maple syrup flavor yet? Haven't checked in a while
@STARIIS_17 ай бұрын
@@FriedSheep69 i dont think so, i could check rq
@dashzee.online7 ай бұрын
Root beer, or red birch beer would definitely tickle the taste buds in the right way in licorice form.
@rahtiger58787 ай бұрын
You can have an indoor cat that doesn’t stink if you feed them the right food and clean their litter daily.
@Honey42O7 ай бұрын
9:40 Kris when she said "Hey Caleb check out my new beats!" was so cute. I was cracking up.
@vintageyamahasquid7 ай бұрын
As someone whose been riding for nearly 20yrs, that old man was right. It is the motorcyclists responsibility to make sure you can be seen. He was probably riding in that vans blind spot. Also, that mf was about to die if that old man hadn't called off his boy.
@jordishima7 ай бұрын
It’s hilarious how many of these crotch rocket e-boys post these videos of interactions, and with the exception of a few videos, it’s always them demonstrating that either they don’t know the rules of the road or that they have no idea how to de-escalate a situation. I don’t ride, but I don’t have a problem with riders. However, I have a big fucking problem with these types of riders’ attitudes. They’re not only abrasive, but dangerous
@briannewman56145 ай бұрын
😂 It comes with driving those kind of trucks. No back glass,no rear veiw mirror. You adapt and over come. Move your head around to positions. To be able to check the " blind spots"! A few inches this way,a few inches that way,up,down. Each and all allow the driver to ascertain the safety of switching lanes. This instance witch appears to be at a stop sign has no relevance at all as to whether or not the vehicles coming to a stop BEHIND the driver are visible. The only necessary option at a stop sign after stopping. Is to proceed forward or in the desired direction as according to local traffic laws. Behind him at a stop sign 🛑, not switching lanes or merging into traffic.
@the19Zabaniyah7 ай бұрын
"I don't know if it's a joke or ironic" My brother in Christ..those are the same thing
@LJGator8087 ай бұрын
14:51 - Hahaha Frankie always dwelling in the wings ready to put Caleb in check when his noise levels elevate
@darkkforest7 ай бұрын
1:21 I never had a cat that smelled once in my life, but dog, yead they STINK. Depends on which side you're used to at the end of the day.
@xmateinc7 ай бұрын
The only thing that stinks about most cats is their litter if you don’t clean it regularly. Lots of dogs on the other hand just stink, you pet them then have to go wash your hands to get the smell off! Not all dogs, but a lot of them. Humans can smell pretty bad too!
@BreeValerie4 ай бұрын
@@xmateinc Humans stiiiiiiink 😂😂😂 But on another note, yeah, I agree dogs smell more 😊 love all of them, regardless ❤
@AuralAzure7 ай бұрын
seeing the way you guys interact is so heartwarming. i'm like half here for memes, half here to see what unconditional love should look like.
@snowwhite58427 ай бұрын
Caleb, hats off to you, you took a Canadien and made her into Texan in record time.
@thomasnelson61617 ай бұрын
Outdoor cats are serial killers. If you want a cat, you should keep it inside. Do it for the little lizards and birdies.
@ZodiacBoi427 ай бұрын
Me and them cats got something in common
@thomasnelson61617 ай бұрын
@@ZodiacBoi42 you both covered in ticks?
@AnotherPipeDream7 ай бұрын
@@thomasnelson6161they both hunt for sport
@ubblebungus7 ай бұрын
@@thomasnelson6161 me and them ticks got something in common
@KiboSanti7 ай бұрын
And for the cat's health!! People put out poison. Hawks and owls grab cats. Coyotes eat them alive. Cars hit cats. Outdoor cats get sick, injured, even caught and tortured by freaks. It's a dangerous world!
@trailmix47157 ай бұрын
I had one hamster for like a month and a half and it escaped it's cage, crawled into a blanket, and couldn't get out. Never wanted a hamster again.
@Grant_Little27277 ай бұрын
Why can’t Hamsters ever have normal deaths.
@draculinalilith3967 ай бұрын
you are way to good at straight face trolling
@adriennebrown10407 ай бұрын
Cats aren't smelly as long as you clean the box every day❤
@DavidSRJR7 ай бұрын
One of the first things you learn for driving on the road with a motorcycle is no to drive in the middle of the lane. One is for visibility in mirrors and second is the middle is more likely to be covered in oil and car fluids.
@way2slimey7 ай бұрын
10:07 went to take a bite of my dinner and nearly shit myself when Whiplash started playing 😭
@megiimegalodon8544Ай бұрын
10:40 the way Kris just assumed he buried a hamster alive and was completely unfazed and more concerned about whether or not he told his sister 💀
@MichaelN-m6n6 ай бұрын
2:21 “36 self inflicted gunshots wounds to the back” gah damn 😂😂😂
@BrokenPencilStudios6 ай бұрын
The Minecraft gaslighting was crazy XD
@pandapumpkin86107 ай бұрын
Cats don't have smell if you clean the litter box properly, it's not the cats it's the owners.
@ronniejohnson99857 ай бұрын
Calm down
@pandapumpkin86107 ай бұрын
@ronniejohnson9985 mmmmmmmm...... No!
@creedishere4206 ай бұрын
Fake news. Fact: Shit and piss smells. Litter is not very effective. Cats are not indoors animals.
@itsasmoker89916 ай бұрын
Lol nope
@goochgoosh7 ай бұрын
Its incredibly rude that you guys have cows and i havent seen any cow content on here. Wtf man, give us the cute cow content!
@SquillyWonka7 ай бұрын
4:16 the YAH! kid was standing on bidness
@ashleycannon51087 ай бұрын
Cats aren’t smelly if you take care of them and have a good spot for the box 😭
@miriamgollnick90287 ай бұрын
exactlyyyy, and getting an indoor/outdoor cat is my fav bc they usually use the restroom outside. but we have a litter box for them if needed
@keidas7 ай бұрын
That's not true, you will become use to their smell but anyone entering your house will smell their smell, unless they are an outside cat you will always be able to smell their box
@ashleycannon51087 ай бұрын
@@keidas you can put your box in a good place with fragrance fresheners and keeping it clean it is not hard to have cats and be clean period I ask my friends all the time if they can smell it to make sure.
@sick0h7 ай бұрын
Oompa joking about not wanting to jam out and listen to beatboxing. Then theres me looking up Rahzel as soon as beatboxing was brought up.🤣
@aaronlee2k037 ай бұрын
if you want oompavile to get a cat like
@nelcifer85107 ай бұрын
I died laughing with the beat boxing "double farts" 😂
@parkermckenzie48357 ай бұрын
I don’t think they understood the reference, in Tommy Boy he listed Herbie Hancock as one of the signatures on the Declaration of Independence instead of John Hancock.
@AlyssaY2224 ай бұрын
I was looking for someone who would point this out lol
@Najayia7 ай бұрын
My cat doesn’t stink you just need the right litter :)
@ShroomyD7 ай бұрын
Cats ain’t smelly if you take care of them lmao what
@the_chubby_jedi91894 ай бұрын
I haven't never heard of a hamster dying in the normal way.
@gzuz41485 ай бұрын
5:52 Most relatable sentece every autistic person can relate This is why i watch you Oompa
@user-chaeyeongswifie8 күн бұрын
2:51 i do this so much😭😭 i always imitate things
@J-Rod917 ай бұрын
The “Herbie Hancock” thing is a reference to “Tommy Boy!” He was taking a test where the answer was _______ Hancock and he wrote “Herbie” confidently. Then later someone says “I just need your John Hancock right there” to which Tommy (Chris Farley’s character) says “I think you mean Herbie Hancock!”
@AlyssaY2226 ай бұрын
I was looking for someone else who noticed this 👆👆👆
@Gravedigger9337 ай бұрын
14:42 No one want's a bird that's so stupid it will drown itself in the rain as their national bird.
@froydinger7 ай бұрын
36 gunshots to the back? dude was really suicidal jeez
@GrampyFred897 ай бұрын
When’s the next grandma video?
@imgolds7 ай бұрын
I respect the grind
@sebas314157 ай бұрын
She's dead
@LobotomyPatient147 ай бұрын
@@sebas31415did he stutter?
@Thejuicemerchant7 ай бұрын
I honestly don’t get how you have the strength to comment this on every video
@Jeremy_the_unfallible_n-a7 ай бұрын
probably never, oompa has become so rich he doesnt even really try any more
@TheAngryYumm7 ай бұрын
Ah yes the gift thing. I LOVE giving gifts and making things for others but recieving gifts is hard.
@Thateeveegirl20 күн бұрын
Him beatboxing actually hit hard tho
@The_Ooberist_Goober7 ай бұрын
3:45 is so real i get so nervous the days before Christmas and my birthday idk why i have such bad anxiety about opening gifts 😭
@Nickja2025 күн бұрын
Their hoodies are giving elphaba and galinda 😂
@draculinalilith3967 ай бұрын
11:58 genuinely that is epic and hilarious. You like just made a video on that kinda stuff too lol.
@tigressm.35606 ай бұрын
6:38 the way Caleb looked at Kris. He was reading her reaction 👀
@molly51117 ай бұрын
where did kris get that sweatshirt i love it
@alexcorado95085 ай бұрын
My cat exclusively likes to only pee and poop outside like a dog so I lucked out lol. Only time he has accidents or needs a litter box is if it’s raining, snowing, or some extreme weather condition. So he’s more like a cool roommate and less like a pet sometimes 😂
@peterreisislove7 ай бұрын
Oompa doompa boompa
@narrationtimewithchazz52967 ай бұрын
The eyeroll she did when he brought up the CIA 😂
@thechickennugget307 ай бұрын
11:23 Bert Macklin, FBI 😂🤣😂
@CaptChet8126 күн бұрын
That's what beatboxing sounds like to me.Also brother 😂😂
@ForgottenRebel777 ай бұрын
the robbing pedos one is super based.
@nikistevenson15507 ай бұрын
9:10 I also thought Caleb was saying Kris looked like Herbie Hancock. I was like huh? And then Kris says, "Oh that was a comment?" 😅😅
@gwrider21467 ай бұрын
Wasn't it Ben Franklin who wanted the national bird to be a turkey? I believe the story goes he thought eagles mostly were carrion eaters vs. the slyness of turkeys.
@KatWalk117 ай бұрын
You said "do do!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@ScottChegger7 ай бұрын
Omg amazang! Time stamp??
@nathancroke96024 ай бұрын
At least the hamster didn't die 'because' you buried it in the Batmobile.
@XopheAdethri6 ай бұрын
2:59 bro's dumb too, bike guy's helmet is a fucking deadly weapon.
@TriciaStewart846 ай бұрын
10:03 hell, I was double fartin’ along with y’all 😆
@stapuft7 ай бұрын
If you actualy read the bible, the WHOLE bible, in order, youll find out god is the bad guy.
@Dubie_Official7 ай бұрын
Real
@coffeegirl187 ай бұрын
14:47 - I like turkeys too. There's usually some in the fields I walk past or a random pheasant.
@ivanation5.567 ай бұрын
12:17 oompa locked in
@peterk18217 ай бұрын
Trying so hard to find the original video they were reacting to
@ChelseaRoeser6 ай бұрын
I would PAY to see Kris beatbox 😂😂😂😂
@yo_its_gingey53297 ай бұрын
You can train cats to go outside like a dog, you can also train cats to do tricks and play like dogs too. Get a cat. Train it to go outside.
@KiboSanti7 ай бұрын
You can train a cat to walk on a leash with a harness! It's really cute and they enjoy it.
@gretchenritter39557 ай бұрын
My cat is trained to go out to potty. But he has a litter box in the garage for bad weather.
@mujahidhasan1187 ай бұрын
9:54 Me When I Get Diarrhoea 🤧💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
@violetnorwen84912 ай бұрын
The bird video made me think of the time my grandparents got hit by an albatross 😅
@Forbidden_Aspire0nPawz7 ай бұрын
The more I watch Caleb’s videos, the more I get recommended autism tests under each one.😺👍
@whodatcam674 ай бұрын
It is a crime to get out of your car during a road rage incident
@itsme-s.7 ай бұрын
Kris trying to understand the memes "So what's going on" Caleb "It doesn't matter. You don't need to understand it. Just laugh, or dont..move on 😒" Damn 💀 I know I'm not the only person like, "Fck ok I'll never ask another question again I sincerely apologize I'll just go hide in a dark corner now"
@Macéadrom7 ай бұрын
Thats a Gyro, and they are DELICIOUS and thats probably lamb in it
@Thejuicemerchant7 ай бұрын
4:16 damnit the time traveler is back at it again
@XopheAdethri6 ай бұрын
The worst thing about cobra chickens is that they fucking attack and all you CAN do is run for your life or punch it once in the head and body the bird with little effort. They're so aggressive you gotta get out or end them, there's NO middle ground.
@OhAwe7 ай бұрын
Oompa dancing to beatboxing 🕺🎵
@tomboygaming247 ай бұрын
Ayy early gang wyaaaa 🎉❤ love you oomph and Kris your videos help me get through some stuff
@BreeValerie4 ай бұрын
I can't understand why you think cats smell. Dogs smell more... Subjectively 😂
@annaburtenheim53107 ай бұрын
Tip, pine pellets (get it at like tractor supplise) make a huge diffrence with cat smells.. I cat sat a cat this week and omg.. Regular litter makes it STINK The pine litter covers the smell so well. It smells of pop maybe 10-15 minutes if you don't immidiately take it out. But people are genuinly surprised when they come over and see the cat and learn she is a strictly indoor cat.
@Seissmo7 ай бұрын
After the comment about the CIA, Caleb was never seen again.
@RosettaAllen7 ай бұрын
there are litters now that absorb the smell from the litterbox. As long as you clean it often it really doesn't smell like it used to
@RayneHeartStudios6 ай бұрын
"Minecraft is in fact a game for all ages... Now we don't take responsibility if your child starts murdering every digital life form, now do we?" -Microsoft or something
@Theo_Yt15304 ай бұрын
9:57 is something I’d do during school extremely randomly
@Vincent-f7v3 ай бұрын
“Why so serious” - the honkler
@EightPieceBox7 ай бұрын
Kris is so red pilled and based since moving to Texas! 😂 I admit that I would be more inclined to watch conspiracy theory videos than haunted houses.
@elissaferguson67533 ай бұрын
i love how that noise they use isn't even a real bald eagle noise, they use the noise from a red tailed hawk because bald eagles sound lame.
@ballinbenny01287 ай бұрын
On Thanksgiving years ago, my dad and I was coming from the store, and a turkey flew up and crashed through his windshield. It was insane.
@alminzukic57407 ай бұрын
2:06 he is, he's either all benevolent, or all powerful. Not both.
@demure43987 ай бұрын
Imagine if we didn't have the eagle screech and it was just a turkey gobble over airstrike footage
@Dubie_Official7 ай бұрын
Fun fact the screech of the bald eagle that you so often is actually from a red taild hawk.
@Kirk11bravoАй бұрын
2:38 As someone you rides a motorcycle, the person in front of me doesn’t need to see me they just need to drive. Especially at a stop light or stop sign, that’s not a good spot to be stuck at. I’ve seen plenty of bikers get rear ended at stop lights bcuz the person behind isn’t paying attention. I’ve never seen someone accidentally back up into a bike at a red light. If you’re the front vehicle stay in your car you don’t need to see me you’re not backing up just drive.
@Cattipilat7 ай бұрын
Heh, ever heard of a thing called… Pearl Harbor 😈
@acykablyatley7 ай бұрын
9:55 epic replay button
@AlleyCryptid7 ай бұрын
You don't have to be ok with killing every single creature you kinda don't like ffs.
@BaconVader7 ай бұрын
What. Get rid of the Culinary Institute of America!?.!!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!😎
@freelivinglyd5309Ай бұрын
The Canadian geese perch up outside my work in Illinois and hiss at people while they’re walking into work and we can’t do anything about it because they’re pRoTeCtEd
@ashbailey5078Ай бұрын
2:53 bro brought in special forces
@chamberlayne92877 ай бұрын
I see Bald Eagles all the time. Eagles, hawks, falcons, owls, vultures, we got em all out here. Watch out for your tiny dogs and cats cause they'll nab em up like it's nothing. There was this huge eagle just sitting on the ground and as I was pointing it out to a friend it flew off and that's when I realized he had a little squirrel in one claw and the poor squirrels tail in it's other claw. First I was in awe and then I was so sad. I still think about that squirrel. Circle of life I guess. Rip tailless squirrel.
@DevonStaples-hi7 ай бұрын
not the trolling with minecraft 😆
@Olgoofylamesquare7 ай бұрын
Ima get a framed picture of this non couple and put it on my refrigerator