Cursed Instagram Memes with my Girlfriend

[@poisonedbouquet]

Remember that one video where Kris said "to any one out there with a mustache and a mullet, I want you. Especially when you haven't bathed for a long time😂" and now she has Caleb. He might not be crusty, but he does have mustache and he used to have a mullet 🎉

[@desert_holly]

Haaahahahah i totally remember her saying that!

[@camaire]

he also definitely might BE crusty lets give him the benefit of the doubt he could be everything she was asking for (this is a joke lol)

[@poisonedbouquet]

@@Summerxchild9 it's one of the 'Cringe TikToks ' compilation videos she made. The one where there's this guy with a mullet. I remember it the cringe uwu Jeremy opening hahahah

[@comicsfan6278]

Caleb- Talks about Halo Kris- Ok babe, time to move on.

[@grooovydeadite]

When Kris said "My brain hurts." I felt that.

[@AveryHD_06]

As did I

[@redmist6630]

drinkin a code red

[@HankChillin]

I feel energized, what you mean

[@SquishyFletcher]

What are you not doing? Well, I'm not committing genoc!de...today at least

[@ItsBugtronic]

This may be an unpopular opinion but ODST is my favorite.

[@littledoggos]

"shoot if I get low blood sugar, I'd fold. I'd eat you right out" - Caleb to Kris

[@scottsmanonahorse]

I had to rewatch like five time to see if thats actually what he said 🤣

[@CJ_Carpenter]

I can't tell if he intended to say that or not.

[@GrimNephilim]

​@@CJ_Carpenter I think it was just a perfect opportunity for the joke. Bro is always saying the darnest things.

[@kittyKatfish]

​@GrimNephilim 😅 Thats not exactly dark.

[@cheekie5707]

I was wondering if I heard him correctly lmao

[@Eve3fan123]

Kris- "I'll never ask for a massage" Caleb- "well that's not fair" omg I love it 😂

[@desert_holly]

😂 But it's more about everything that was said before that. She expressed she needed/wanted a massage. He said he would if she asked for it again - she said she wouldn't ever ask for that. Oh, it's plenty fair, Caleb 😂

[@Eve3fan123]

@@desert_holly it is plenty fair 😂😂 I feel like though Kris is the sort of person to want something like a massage but doesn't want to ask you know

[@kj64gaming19]

Kris got that 2006 Lego Anakin Haircut LMAO

[@HankChillin]

Lego hair goes hard asf

[@HankChillin]

​@shmokeyjointsREAL

[@kj64gaming19]

@@HankChillin ong

[@gingerleamcwow435]

And she makes it look gorgeous

[@eurovisionnerd6248]

😂😂😂

[@ComputerGeeks-R-Us]

"How'd they get audio of you?" So much awesome. 🤣

[@morsel6543]

Oh boy it's mother and father gracing us with scrumptious blessings

[@lordcorporal4247]

5:44 he’s an old, young, medium guy. I spat out my drink 😂

[@RockUnicornCorn]

5:40 Gru's long lost child

[@coresnap]

9:39 she totally missed that! XD

[@JazzTen-]

I was like "..and I oop..."

[@SWolfmoon]

I woud kill for a picture of her face when she rewatches it and hears what he actually said. They are too precious together and should be protected at all costs.

[@thehumancondition5764]

9:36 This flew under the radar huh

[@SargeWolf010]

0:47 ngl I really want that Himalayan Salt Lamp in the background

[@hazinebibogolu7668]

Theyer fun to lick sometimes, unless theres cobwebs on it.

[@cassandrastone7297]

Go to a Five Below and you can get one for really cheap.

[@IWanderSouth]

Day doesn’t feel complete without my daily oompa

[@DrChaos.]

Been loving these new videos with ya GF man, gives me hope, that there is someone for everyone somewhere out there!

[@lukeallen91]

Petition for you and Kris to start a series of you two playing through the halo campaigns

[@JulieIreland]

I love how happy y'all both are! I'm 43 and a complete fan girl of this relationship!!! Lol

[@Alenhov]

Yall are beautiful together 🤍

[@Icetea_isbetterthanwatr]

True

[@Landshark583]

Its repulsive 🤮 I'm so happy for him

[@redmist6630]

how dare she claim halo 2 greater than 1 and 3

[@OFF-GRID-MADNESS]

She was looking for you to say muscle mommy 😂

[@absolutetacosgaming3360]

You 2 together just feels right. Like, I love y'all so much. You're both so funny, and I have not watched any of EITHER of y'alls videos and not laughed.

[@austinkoeppen6122]

The Japanese dude with the drum sounds like the singing and music used in plays during the Feudal period.

[@withcharmtospare]

2:32 Kris slowly dying inside during the Halo breakdown cracked me up just smile and wave boys

[@pengern5799]

Omg mom and dad uploaded

[@sarahamina1782]

I love how he ends his videos without even telling us I get surprised and a little disappointment 🤣

[@Taylor-ip2yg]

Yall my fav couple. Go together perfectly!

[@maxxie_3416_]

There relationship is literally perfect

[@ForbiddenCloudGaming]

I love this couple more than I love myself

[@Bauldi]

5:04 Oompa responding "the real one?" to Vietnam killed me.

[@The-Real-Taco]

10:43 not me literally hearing tornado sirens outside my house LOL

[@graceskyephoto]

Texas is looking good on you Kris!!!! You have a nice glow going on!

[@lilfittstemper]

Bruh I was in the background 💀💀 13:40

[@lonlilove4591]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 right there with you

[@FakeReclaimer]

That halo 2 bit was incredibly accurate. (it was also the easiest to mod) I loved creating custom lobbies with friends on lockout and making the BR shoot sniper rounds (or things of that nature). Plasma grenades out of the pistol, etc.

[@stick0o0o0]

oomp should do anxiety asmr, just constant " you shouldnt do that, you cant be here, run run run run run run run"

[@dsouthmonster]

Y'all made all my dogs start barking when y'all did the oooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu

[@jodie_thefroggo]

Aunty Kris and Caleb POSTED!!!!!!

[@CalebLWeaver]

My friend “what are you not doing” Me “hanging out with my girlfriend 😢😢”

[@TheSkyHive]

LMAO, caleb after saying he would " eat you right out" goes right for the soft eye wipe. 30 full seconds later you can see the thought of it slowly trickling down his brain pan.

[@MKUltraXOXO-c3r]

I love watching couples reaction videos, especially meme related videos… But for some reason when I watch Oompa’s, for some odd reason I can’t help but feel like I’m suffering a Schizophrenic episode😅🤣

[@gunner_melon445]

0:38 I too am tired of the never ending pain sir. I feel you

[@seeminglyseph]

I love every appearance of "keeping an eye on it" Tornado Lawnmower Man. Thank you for busting out a truly classic meme.

[@alyssawalling4481]

I just love seeing you both together. Y'all remind me of me and my fiancee. I've watched both of y'all separately for years and now to see two of my fave content creators together it makes me giddy lol. Now I wait for the pregnancy lol announcement

[@jopmens6960]

1:30 is a sort of japanese guitar hero

[@sapphicstonesco]

I love it when they flirt it makes me so happy for them

[@all4youtube192]

Sometimes I feel like Caleb probably isn’t a super great person. But I think he is an OUTSTANDING boyfriend I think they’re so sweet together

[@kristycargile6917]

Guuuuuuuuuurl...he trolls you so hard and you are so patient! You two are so cute ❤

[@ArielTwain]

5:23 I feel so blessed for understanding everything said in this video COME TO BRASIL 😂

[@nikistevenson1550]

Tell us! I don't get this clip 😅

[@SWolfmoon]

Best couple creators content on KZbin, hands down, no question. I love you guys together!!

[@graciehatton2828]

"thats why I've got 20 thousand dollars worth of cameras looking at you right now" Switches to a blurry view of kris' face 😂 youre doin great oomp

[@Uhm12]

The first dudes neighbours are freaking out 😭😭

[@rexjrgaming3572]

They have blessed us with another video!

[@forthelichkingsname]

this is now my favorite couple that's very good at doing monkey noises.

[@nltk93]

As someone who has a fear of cockroaches, 5:10 almost stopped my heart.

[@tomasjonsson7141]

So nice of oompa to have his mom on 😻😻😻

[@graysonvandermeer5422]

The picture of the guy mowing the lawn with the tornado in the background is from my hometown in Alberta. Love to see that in one of my favourite KZbinrs videos

[@Sleepyewpert]

10:18 SCOTT PILGRIM REFERENCE❗️❗️❗️

[@DarkPhoneix4666]

Bro, don't hire Peter Caine, he'll probably do some weird shit with Ur dogs 💀

[@airteh8401]

I see that Kris slowly got in sync with Caleb's humour and all the noise...

[@derpsincorporated6539]

Never seen tabs for a Japanese bongo before.

[@karinedacosta1162]

"Adaptada! DIFERENCIADA!" Caleb: i like his accent lol 😂😂😂

[@Kassiopeia_Noir]

I wish I had someone who matched my energy and vibe the way Kris and Caleb match each other’s.

[@BipolarGremlin]

Fun fact, in South Australia, that 'tornado alarm' is just a regular monday night when the country fire service (CFS) tests the fire alarms.

[@timkai]

~9:16 AauuAAAAH! NOPE! nope nope nope.

[@AngryKittens]

4:44 Invest in soundproofing for the basement catches.

[@shakltn]

I've been watching all your videos almost all day long for like the last 2 weeks, I think you're my favorite YouTubing autist now, partly because I relate lol. Much love from NZ, big fella! 💙

[@lordwoods8631]

Someone asking me: “What are you not doing” Me, DOESN’T say hiding the bodies.

[@WhimsicalHelvetesfönster]

1:28 - He sounded like the intermission/break part (my brain can't think of what it's actually called) on One Piece.

[@aqua96870]

Can't wait for that bunny drama when it comes back to sue

[@thetophatguyandroid5959]

5:40 Yo he got that eggman physique

[@maybeisuckatlife]

The fall of reach was actually really good.

[@michaelzorz2344]

Mama and papa.. saving the world

[@MP-kx7kq]

Why is the camera work so brilliant in this video??

[@levisallade1976]

I'd love to see a colab with you two and MxR Plays. Just the two cutest couples on the internet chillin

[@jetblastjim]

11:05 it's a trap dude. I've given 3 really good messages in my life. I now have three kids. You do the math...lol

[@eurovisionnerd6248]

3:08 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg whyyyyy

[@Thejuicemerchant]

8:57 didn’t know trump was growing out his hair

[@Kaminkaese]

Caleb: i dont use Deodorant Clint with wig: no he doesnt 😒

[@ded2u2]

the picture of caleb with the holes cut in his eclipse glasses has sent me to an early grave

[@Mashy8722]

I love their chaos together! 😂😂

[@nevada8561]

@1:25 is from a game called Okami. It was a 2006 game made by capcom and was such a beautiful game. I personally think if you loved that than you love the rest of the Japan music.

[@michellethompson34]

Kris, I think Texas is agreeing with you... you're absolutely glowing (or it might just be Caleb 😂)

[@josiah4167]

1:26 2020 oompaville in a nutshell

[@stevewoodyt]

You know, they have seen each other naked. You never know what someone is doing when you call them.

[@SoradaServalY2K]

10:59 YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, ROACH!!!

[@ashleejones586]

8:15 Bisexuality does not equal effeminate.

[@prodbytarantino]

1:08 This dudes page is a good representation of my mental state right now

[@The_Nuttman]

The tornado alarm bit almost killed me XD

[@DankrumStar]

Kris is looking so pretty in this video! I mean, she always does but her makeup and hair is looking especially pretty. Their happiness together is bittersweet, I’m happy they found each other but since my boyfriend passed their banter just reminds me of him a lot ❤

[@The_Good_Captain]

Yasss queeen! Reach is the chefs kiss of Halo😂

[@paige1273]

10:53 i put my phone down next to my cat and when i looked back ovee suring the loud 📢 she was just staring at my phone kn horror. 😂😂😂

[@Kvmziu]

FAVORITE YT COUPLE EVER

[@johnveazey2957]

9:41 pharsing lol

[@jarodball4945]

Caleb has some absolutely 100% perfect opinions about Halo to a tee

[@LilCrumbsnatcher]

This is all I watch while doing my hair and makeup in the morning 😂

[@TheRainbowUnicorn]

That Benjamin button man looks like Spanish Gru 😂😂

[@blueguy2128]

She loves Halo??? WHAT A CATCH! 😂

[@dredre7rl]

It’s them killers of the flower moon good movie intense but cool yet unfortunate part of history

[@shay7821]

1:26 in case anyone wanted to know this bit (I think) is from Zelda. Either in Wind waker during a training segment or in Skyward sword during a challenge in a bamboo forest thingy. (Not sure which but I’m a huge Zelda fan and that sound bite is kinda burned in my brain.)

[@enyo4539]

Do you know the cultural meaning behind it id look it up but I don’t know what to look up

[@jst4eli]

im praying u guys get married one day🙏🙏!!

[@CheebsCheeby]

What a completely psychotic parasocial thing to say about two strangers who don't know you exist.

[@jst4eli]

@@CheebsCheeby why u hating bro stop being jealous Icl

[@thestonedrone]

@@CheebsCheebyerm what the sigma

[@MachaHatesU]

⁠@@CheebsCheeby it is genuinely not that serious. Wanting two people who are in a relationship to prevail in their relationship and get married is not parasocial.

[@mako_minxie]

I have a phobia of cockroaches and I flinched away and hit my phone away when that clip of one appeared 💀

[@harleyquinn2011]

Need to point out it's still a cool Russian thing to clip your Nokia on your belt 😂 *chief's kiss*