oops all Jupiters

[@I_Love_Learning]

Dr. Collier's super villain arc

[@zamplify]

I'm not saying we should blow up the solar system, I'm just saying we have the technology.

[@bobiboulon]

I was about to comment the same thing. :D This is how it began...

[@mikecook317]

I really feel like it has been brewing for a while

[@flickerfireflame]

The supervillainy is installing packages but not in a virtual environment

[@jmc12331]

I think we should just let her tbh

[@variousdifferentthings]

Commenters: MOND is the most mathematically rigorous explanation for dark matter Angela: I'm going to destroy the solar system

[@nicholasevangelos5443]

I don't or rather can't have a definitive opinion on MOND but this is very funny.

[@ionsilver557]

But ... but how about MOND? MOND is the most mathematically rigorous explanation for dark matter.

[@quickdudley]

Wait didn't a pretty compelling "MOND is incompatible with new data" paper just come out?

[@SpenceReam]

Hey… She doesn’t want to shit all over the three people doing MOND…

[@KieranLeCam]

Lol, this comment is playing chess while every other is playing checkers

[@NotJustBikes]

omg I know Hanno Rein as a cycling advocate in Toronto. I had no idea he wrote planet-destroying software, too.

[@sandenson]

Insane crossover

[@nicholsonastrid]

@@sandenson orangepilled angela arc??

[@alexroselle]

“Build more bike lanes or I will destroy the solar system! I am no longer asking!”

[@ypey1]

Give her a few more weeks and she will invent a roundabout

[@pacotaco1246]

walkable cities, or else

[@vyvianalcott1681]

This video shows a really good example of how Jupiter protected the Earth during its development by not being all of the other planets

[@BigPapaMitchell]

waow

[@aquaakya]

Thanks Jupiter!

[@GSBarlev]

This theory is apparently now disputed-it's thought that Jupiter directed as many comets _toward us_ as it diverted-but it's still my "headcanon."

[@justintroyka8855]

thanks Jupiter

[@vyvianalcott1681]

@@GSBarlev It always sounded silly to me, as if Jupiter is a goalie diving to stop the universe from scoring on us. That's quite a large net it orbits.

[@alexroselle]

She added more Jupiters and things got more stupider

[@Elrond_Hubbard_1]

That doesn't rhyme. Should have been, 'She added another Jupiter, and things got even stupider'

[@AdmiralKarelia]

@@Elrond_Hubbard_1shh. Just let it happen

[@elibaumann9718]

@@Elrond_Hubbard_1 It's a reference to a children's saying in America: "Girls go to Mars to get more stars, boys to go Jupiter to get more stupider"

[@IstasPumaNevada]

This does make the planetary mnemonic much easier to remember: Just Just Just Just Just Just Just Just (Just)

[@lancesmith8298]

And then we rename all exoplanets to Monika

[@just-mees]

This gave me traumatic flashbacks to haskell oh my god 😭😭

[@DaedalusCommunity]

@@just-mees Call me "Maybe"

[@tartipouss]

"We're gonna turn Uranus into a Jupiter" Would make an incredibly threatening sentence to say to someone

[@camjorg3538]

Or just positive reassurance from a plastic surgeon.

[@3tp]

I think I 'accidentally' clicked on a video that had that line in it once.

[@parkerbond9400]

Wanting to take that ring away I see...

[@Broockle]

o i c what you mean lol, ye, depends how you pronounce it 😅

[@the80hdgaming]

@@3tp "accidentally"... Right... lmfao

[@Elrond_Hubbard_1]

'We have three Jupiter boys going around, just vibing, happy as a clam, and that's not what we want. We want to destroy everything' You would have been fantastic as a Greek god. Capricious and malicious.

[@manjackson2772]

Roman god, surely

[@redpepper74]

@@manjackson2772Any Roman god in particular?

[@ericy4522]

@@redpepper74 Mercury was the Roman god of mischief, but don't think Mars would be cool with more than one Jupiter!

[@ericy4522]

@@manjackson2772 It'd be just like the Greek gods to troll the new upstart Roman gods! :)

[@burgundian-peanuts]

@@manjackson2772 The Greek gods were the capricious/whimsical ones, though. The Roman gods were more abstract and functional--less humanized.

[@notmyname327]

14:25 "That was it. What a successful day. What a successful video." With that deadpan expression cracked me up.

[@BartonChittenden]

Angela has god-level deadpan. This is why I watch. Oh. And the physics.

[@traviswichtendahl5648]

Give the scientists an extra coffee today, they said. It will be fine, they said.

[@karmabeast]

@10:43 very thankful for how you stopped the background music immediately as you said "But we want immediate destruction," this sample will be a fine gift to the techno gods

[@blueskydrinking]

Watching Dr Collier unblinkingly watch the all-Jupiter Solar System with quiet glee was a deeply terrifying experience. "Oh, the Earth is gone"

[@sunstone1957]

Words cannot describe how much I love that my existential nightmare is just casual physics shitposting, it is somehow so soothing and also a little horrifying

[@omfgacceptmyname]

the meteor that crusshhhed the dinos began in the big bang like the rest of us. fated to happen from the beginning

[@nilesta]

My cosmic horror is the fact that space expands faster than the speed of light. One of those things I'd probably be happier never having been curious about.

[@wmpx34]

@@nilestawell, it isn’t expanding near us at the moment. So no worries

[@juliavixen176]

​@nilesta Each small finite volume of space is only just barely ever so slightly by the tiniest amount, expanding. But the universe is really big, so all those tiny infitesimal amounts of expansion everywhere start to add up... Between two locations about 30,000,000,000 light years apart from each other, space expands enough that light emitted from one location won't reach the other location, because the amount of distance between the two locations increased by more than 30Gly in 30 billion years.

[@nilesta]

@@juliavixen176 Yes. And the far future implications of that are horrifying. To me, anyway.

[@anastasiacaron6631]

Normal villains: I will blow up the moon The mad Doctor Collier: EVERYTHING IS JUPITER

[@oliviax727]

You get a Jupiter! And you get a Jupiter! Everybody gets a Jupiterrrrr!!!!!!

[@pavelandreev4727]

"Earth is happy and fine - that's not what we want" ha me laughing so hard! 🤣🤣🤣

[@AmitSingh-vt6ws]

Villain arc origin

[@lerikhkl]

Nah we deserve being flung out of the solar system honestly 😊

[@roguedruid]

We heard you liked Jupiter, so we added more Jupiter to your solar system.

[@Sepi-chu_loves_moths]

To go with your Jupiter

[@NeinStein]

Yo dawg!

[@kindlin]

@@Sepi-chu_loves_moths So now you have Jupiter with your Jupiter

[@vermidian_]

And while you weren't looking, was added some more Jupiter to the solar system.

[@UniaoSorvetietica]

That's more Jupiter per Jupiter

[@AdamArcherPigeons]

The Sun just noping out and leaving when there are too many Jupiters is iconic.

[@elnekroxxiga]

"I wanna destroy everything!" 5 min later: "It's kind of empty now :("

[@ImVeryOriginal]

- Did you do it? - Yes. - What did it cost? - Everything.

[@BrutalSnuggles]

KZbin will absolutely let you title it How to destroy the solar system, just check out about half of kurzgesagts stuff

[@nicholasnguyen1674]

This channel gives me hope that I could grow a channel if I ever wanted to out of nothing purely using esoteric ramblings on things I'm passionate about

[@I_Love_Learning]

You really should! There's no harm in it.

[@gusty7153]

i remember watching a video parodying rambling fantasy lore videos. ironically it was more clear and easier to follow than actual lore videos

[@joshgarcia6344]

Most of my feed is literally youtubers rambling about things they're passionate about.

[@pacotaco1246]

Do it! It's really tempting

[@michaelmicek]

That's the essence of KZbin; some people just have their rambles a little more organized.

[@PunchesMalone]

Dr. Collier's Planet Yeeting Simulator

[@isaac_marcus]

I love how in basically every video she's like "I don't really know how this whole KZbin thing works. Linking another video through a card? Meh, nah, I'll just put it in the description." Never change. The bigger you get the funnier these moments become.

[@lancesmith8298]

The big breakout hit of the channel was “I need something to keep people’s attention and also not immediately start complaining. Subway Surfers? What’s that? Let’s play Binding of Isaac.”

[@LiftPizzas]

The sun slapped its hands on its knees, stood up, and said "welp."

[@MCD-pn9ri]

Wreck the Solar System….”it’s fine”

[@fmdj]

It is one of my greatest sorrows that nobody ever gets the reference when I comment elsewhere on the Internet using either of the expressions "it's fine" or "all that good stuff".

[@phineasbogg1318]

“When everyone is Jupiter, no one will be!”

[@srlatch7953]

The amount of sentences in this video that could be taken out of context and put into a star wars' villain script is amazing

[@GSBarlev]

I love how informal and _just plain fun_ this video was. It takes me back to Intro to SciComp and doing *horrible* things to the Apollo astronauts in IDL. Your serious "not science communication" content is top notch, but I appreciate you taking time to unwind, turn Venus into a Jupiter and yeet our blue ball into intergalactic space.

[@minervaselysium137]

8:06 "thats not what we want we want to destroy everything" God damn the way Dr Collier said it felt like the joker.

[@LimeyLassen]

I love that system with Earth and a Jupiter "fighting" over the sun without getting knocked way from it, because it's like a perfect simulation of the novel The Three Body Problem.

[@SumitRana-life314]

Wasn't the difference there that it was 3 Suns?

[@ChiaraCivetta]

​@@SumitRana-life314 I think it was three suns yeah, the planet was called Trisolaris which wpuld be weird if there were 2 suns

[@starvalkyrie]

The right planet in the wrong orbit can make all the difference.

[@antonliakhovitch8306]

Wake up, Collier. Wake up and smell the ashes.

[@kant12]

At least I know that I will no longer be alive by the time you manage to destroy everything.

[@tranquility6358]

Having someone with an actual PhD saying words like "bois" and "vibing" is something I didn't know I needed in my life. 😂

[@lancesmith8298]

What are you talking about, the start of the channel was BoI! [rimshot]

[@TransoceanicOutreach]

Boy and boys, not bois.

[@tomkelley4119]

Dr. C: “Not enough destruction. Faster. More intense.”

[@TheLegendofGumby]

Universe sandbox simulator is really fun to mess around with

[@martinwhitaker5096]

It would make a great episode to see you do crazy stuff with universe sandbox simulator!

[@h0wnr681]

Yeah, when I clicked on this that's sort of what I was expecting

[@shleefin]

+1. And its sequel. Not sure of its scientific accuracy, but it sure is fun throwing a black hole through the solar system!

[@ultimaIXultima]

​@@EE-gv9wt "what does a golf ball going five times the speed of light do? Oh. Ok then. Well, I think it's a good thing that you can't go faster than light then..." 😅

[@EvelynnEleonore]

the "Byeee :D" had me ROLLING. we're out of this damn neighborhood

[@kameqblindweaver8296]

Hi Angela thanks for being so educational and interesting. You've rekindled my interest in stem and I'm going back to university! So thanks for that too. Have a nice day

[@kwarra-an]

I'm so happy for you! What are you going to study?

[@paul454]

I have a fever, and the only prescription is more Jupiters!

[@quangobaud]

ac: Nice Solar System you got there. Be a shame if anything was to happen to it. us: Dr Angela, no! 😱

[@jackalope839]

Every video you post, I feel like I got a someone to play "Don't get me started." This is a complement.

[@alexanderwolf-reber4585]

I could always feel that Angela had a dark side. Now she does not hide it any longer.

[@GSBarlev]

It was always there. We had indirect evidence for it (though some chalked it up to not fully understanding the laws of the -universe- algorithm). Still, something awe-inspiring about getting a chance to observe it directly.

[@smob0]

I think people who are interested in game design should look into physics simulations. A lot of video games are physics simulations with some stuff built on them. This video is basically Angela making a videogame and playing it. The engine is the orbit simulator and she built rules and goals (replace jupiter with things, destroy the solar system). Sure, she didnt code it all together and make it playable, but early on in prototyping you dont always need everything to be hard coded together.

[@TilW]

I find this video funny because it's mostly just a very elaborate but otherwise completely normal 'Universe Sandbox' Let's Play.

[@marsrevolutionary]

I feel like there's a lost running joke by introducing them as Juto, Juranus, Jaturn, Jercury...

[@StigmataTickles]

My ideal volume of Jupiters would look a lot like the celestial version of a "guess how many jelly beans are in this jar" jar.

[@Dragrath1]

Adding millions of Jupiters sounds fun personally, I expect most will be flung in every which direction but enough should remain that the question becomes how many collisions and resulting core collapse supernovae from the resulting short lived massive stars do we get? The Sun has roughly a thousand Jupiter's mass and true stellar fusion starts around 80 Jupiter masses. The chaos resulting from a Jupiter saturated system should be... intense.

[@ps.2]

So basically, an asteroid belt of Jupiters. And yes, as Dragath says, many would soon combine to form stars. One thinks of Asimov's imagined system of 6 mutually orbiting stars in his classic story _Nightfall._

[@Nukefandango]

You're a madwoman, Dr. Collier, this solar system will never fly!

[@gaeel330]

"Pluto is a teeny tiny boy" is exactly what I needed to hear this morning!

[@dogspaghetti7118]

10:28 the music here has me busting a move 😭

[@billyalarie929]

I wanna know what the heck it is!

[@quasur57]

Mercury: I promise I wont get elliptical Mercury 3 Jupiter's later: wheee

[@StackRabbit]

all these jupiters are cutting the roof of my mouth

[@wmpx34]

That ammonia atmosphere hit different

[@yourneighborkevin]

“Jupiter Boys Vibing” would look great on a t-shirt

[@chascoppard]

Who would win a fight? 1 Jupiter sized Pluto or 66 Pluto sized Jupiters?

[@michaelmicek]

To make it fair you'd need about 100,000 Plutos. (Or Pluto-sized Jupiters? This is not a game I'm good at.)

[@GSBarlev]

Better question is what happens if you compress a Jupiter to the size of a Pluto.

[@michaelmicek]

@@GSBarlev well, Jupiter's Schwarzchild radius is only a couple of meters. The density of a Jupiter mass in a Pluto would be considerably denser than the core of the sun, almost as dense as a white dwarf. I think there would be a boom.

[@omardiaz6255]

Jupiter sized pluto wpuld be so dense and plutonsized jupiter is gasy and leaking

[@lexfrancis5916]

A Pluto sized Jupiter is practically just a fart

[@iccuwarn1781]

Great video! :) Your passion for astronomy really shines through in this video and it's just so infectious! Also, at ~8:45 where you start to introduce the NICE model of our solar system, it was really nice that you left in you formulating the sentence a few times. It makes the video feel much more like a conversation and not just you reading off a teleprompter.

[@alexwynters600]

11/10 video Vibes as chaotic as the simulations I love it

[@michaelneedssleep]

“Our son is just a happy little boy in the center (of the universe)” - my mom, hopefully.

[@MilesIsReal]

Universe sandbox is a nice simulator for this sort of thing too (and a bit more user friendly on top of not needing python knowledge)

[@thunder____]

I want both recording and editing Angelas to know how hilarious I find the very dry delivery in their videos. It seems deeply fascinating to me that somebody who once said something to the effect of “I don't get most jokes” is a legit comedian. Also I would do 18 Jupiters, because numbers divisible by 18 make me happy.

[@galaxyvita2045]

Chaotic systems really are one of the most beautiful things in physics. From a set of simple equations, like in this case N-body, you can get and endless variety of things. It shows that we don't need an gigantic amount of law (physics) to create and endless amount of beauty.

[@BoundaryElephant]

2:45 "I wanna blow up the solar system in a short time scale." I love this. You are the Debbie Downer of science on this channel, and that's fantastic. (I think that's true based on the 3.5 videos of yours I've watched). And I also have noticed that Michio Kaku came off the rails somewhere along the way.

[@formerdungeonmaster1232]

This is what KZbin was made for, great vid!

[@henrysymes]

At 3:18 word you want is “destabilise” (or the North American spelling if you prefer) but points for “I want to un-stability the solar system”, Dr Collier!

[@lerikhkl]

de-unstabilitize

[@NameRealperson]

​@johndoe70770no we don't

[@sporkazmable]

Our Jupiter is kinda cute, I just wish we had a hot Jupiter in our solar system, we'd be colonizing her moons like crazy, just to get close enough to utilize some of that energy.

[@kmo9790]

We got Manic Pixie Dream Gas Giant, when what we wanted was Dommy Mommy Gas Giant.

[@Mepharias]

​@@kmo9790 I would argue that hot Jupiters are the Manic Pixie dream gas giants, and that stars are Dommy Mommy gas giants.

[@NattiNekoMaid]

In 2010 (the book) Jupiter turns into a sun haha

[@GSBarlev]

​@@NattiNekoMaidThe best part of that (Clarke named Star-Jupiter "Lucifer") is that he did it entirely for the pun-it's a plot point that Jupiter has a solid, highly pressurized carbon core, so when it becomes a star all of that matter is ejected out and we get *_Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds_*

[@LucasFerreira-gx9yh]

i would expect a hot jupiter to not have many satelites if at all

[@xanderxombie6816]

I feel that this is generally good solar system terrorism, but that you should have made unreasonable demands beforehand.

[@willmungas8964]

Demand one MILLION dollars

[@JHempel13]

This is your most unhinged video by far and im so here for it 😂

[@MagnumCarta]

Is this what happens when Captain Crunch becomes a super villain? "Oops! All Jupiters"

[@douglasstrother6584]

Even worse, Holst's "The Planets" would just be "Planet".

[@fictionalgeographic]

I don't remember which video you talk about it in, but I do want to thank you for reigniting my passion for science. I never knew astigmatisms can affect how you see through telescopes. I have a terrible astigmatism but have always been horrible about not losing my glasses (lose lose, ex: I was wiping the lenses on a backpacking trip, while chilling on a rock in a stream, and I dropped them and they got swept away by the stream). Growing up I loved space and thought microscopic organisms were pretty neat, but couldn't see shit through telescopes and microscopes, when I could anything it was more a collection of blurry blobs or dots. I'd be embarassed I couldn't see anything, so during labs or if I went out at night with some amateur astrology friends, I'd just mirror the reactions everyone else was having because I wanted to be excited about it and fit in with everyone. I'd get by on a lot of the labs because I'm an ok artist, so would draw what I thought it was supposed to look like under the microscope based on what little I could make out, then guess the lab questions again based on what little I could see and eavesdropping on what other people in the lab were saying about it . A lot of the time whoever was running things would look in my microscope and the drawing would be close and good enough for them to pass me anyways if I was a few points off on the assignments. Kind of dropped the subject after finishing school. Just keeping up the lie and being fake excited all the time just ended up giving me some pretty severe depression and made me avoid the subject when I could, for almost a decade.

[@duewest775]

There's an old physics game on Steam called 'Osmos' with an entire chapter dedicated to faffing about with orbitals. What if planets could change their angular momentum at will? Fun!

[@cinnamon00909]

this is genuinely one of my new favorite videos every thing about it is so good

[@peraltarockets]

"Earth is still happy and fine, and that's not what we want."

[@shApYT]

There is also SpaceSim made by one of the guys from Universe Sandbox which is a front end to OpenSPH. Very pretty to look at the oopy-goopy Earth getting slurped into Saturn through its rings.

[@cerebralideas]

The "pee break" song made me laugh out loud.

[@gstlynx]

So excited to see a recent video from you. Your gifted presentation style for me.

[@Bassotronics]

Oops all Angelas!

[@Aeon135]

8:50 I immediately felt like I was in a lecture hall with this earnest teacher who’s slightly flustered by the vast amount of knowledge she wants to share and the limited timeframe she has to share it. I just nod and give her a thumbs up.

[@kevinsips3658]

Here’s a term I like for what’s happening: “The boys are gettin rowdy in there”

[@rawnet101]

That Brechtian moment in this video where Angela asks “How am I doing?” is so very close to being one of my favourite AC moments of all-time…

[@adameve3553]

8:57 the nice model is named after the franch city. not for being "nice".

[@GSBarlev]

She's aware-she showed an excerpt from the Wikipedia on the screen-but why let accurate pronunciation get in the way of a good joke? It's fine.

[@scottnorin]

I’m so glad to be in the same solar system with you. Thank you.

[@skynet5828]

I assume this really depends on where you draw the borders of our solar system. I bet you could fit quite a lot of jupiters into the kuiper belt and oort cloud.

[@George-rk7ts]

Physics is fun! Thank you, Dr. Angela, for the wonderful demonstration of this wonderful fact!

[@lillyjb214]

terrence howard says planets are created from the sun. poops em right out

[@snowballeffect7812]

yeah, and that black holes don't exist lol

[@PrettyLittle_Piss]

Watch out, don’t want to pop your planet like a bubble.

[@capnjack7102]

Don't forget planets poop out moons mayne.

[@FFMgamingtv]

This actually was an early hypothesis for the origin of the solar system - a comet impacts the sun, causing it to eject some of its mass, which then coalesced into the planets. This theory obviously didn't stand up to scrutiny, but I think it is interesting from a historical perspective.

[@snowballeffect7812]

@@FFMgamingtv nah, howard doesn't believe in cause and effect. he believes the planets simply formed in situ.

[@Matt_The_Hugenot]

I've just been learning about Neptune and Uranus migration and now this. When I first studied the subject >40 years ago the best program was Accrete and we were pleased that it got planets, now we have software that can model instability.

[@outputcoupler7819]

Earth isn't gone, it's just on an adventure! A long, cold, dark adventure. Seems like something Arthur C. Clarke would have written about. Rogue planet is going to come through our neighborhood, simulations show it's overwhelmingly likely we're ejected in the next thousand years, so how do we try to prepare for that?

[@jamesphillips2285]

Well first we need to survive end-stage Capitalism. If economic growth continues: we will boil the oceans with waste process heat inside of 400 years. I guess if we get ejected: we may actually want that. So ramp up nuclear power I guess.

[@BartonChittenden]

Inverse Hitchiker's Guide... "Mostly Harmless? How 'bout I come over to the publishing house of Ursa Minor and we'll see who's mostly harmless..."

[@kwarra-an]

​@@jamesphillips2285:(

[@sbnwnc]

Thanks!

[@plfreeman111]

16:31? Must be Angela's version of a short. 😄

[@AurumVox]

Oh, this is cool to see! Rebound ended up being super helpful to me when I was finishing my senior thesis in undergrad!

[@kylegonewild]

This video really captures what it's like to mess around with Universe Sandbox on Steam.

[@chad3814]

at 9:00, "that's a nice model of the solar system you have there, I'd hate to see it get Jupiterized,, ya know what I mean?" *holds out hand for a mob pay out*

[@ananas_anna]

Happy Pride Month Angela!

[@shambolicentity]

You have a ridiculously charming smile. Reassuring footnote: I follow your channel for all the acceptable reasons too, and I promise I'm not a weirdo.

[@LavastormSW]

And here I thought this video was going to be something about how most of the exoplanets we're finding are jupiter-like and that's why we haven't found any alien life or something The actual video is better

[@therocinante3443]

As an IT tech in a hospital, I'm not used to people with "Doctor" on their names being people who can do anything for themselves. Pretty cool to see.

[@oasntet]

Rebound could really use a front-end, and maybe some pre-baked sims that are easy to fire up. For the lay-people, I mean. I'd be happy just to have a jupyter notebook pre-configured, personally.

[@yds6268]

Jupiter notebook maybe

[@thesenamesaretaken]

Tbh I think it's cute that she used (I assume) matplotlib to visualise the simulation. Pygame could have been an option but where's the fun in that?

[@michaelmicek]

I mean, the source is available, either do it yourself or complain that it's too hard.

[@DFGdanger]

It's on github, yeah? Maybe you should open an issue

[@GSBarlev]

​@@yds6268Bravo. 10/10 pun.

[@gatosoul]

Thank you for sharing, Is great how you explain that "Tools" help to create a representation that is open to interpretation of a particular situation and open to changes.

[@ZorgonKiloEchoLima]

The goal is to allow youtube to have the video titled "How to blow up the Solar System", got it

[@roccov1972]

Fun video! And I liked the shorter duration, too. Thanks Angela!

[@MichaelPiz]

I hereby name you CuteDeath, Destroyer of Solar Systems.

[@Verschlungen]

Oppie with his long face (mis)quoting the Bhagavad-Gita, Chapter 11, Verse 32.

[@tricky2917]

Jupiter Ascending, but every character is replaced by Jupiter.

[@starvalkyrie]

Kyle Hill been real quiet since this one dropped.

[@franklinturtle9849]

7:36 Angela: "In our case in our solar system it's all prograde." Triton: "Am I a joke to you!?"