Opening 38 Treasure X Dino Gold Eggs! (5.5% CHANCE OF REAL GOLD)

[@maxjansson3672]

GIVE THE GOBLIN SOME GOLD

[@indoph]

Give it some GOLD

[@hughrnungus1]

some goblins like shekels some like gold

[@lilkittyk4742]

WHERE IS TEH GOLD

[@vinter_gloves]

ME WANT SHINY GOLD

[@fancyincubus]

"GIMMIE THE GOLD WHERES THE GOOOLD"

[@Andrew..J]

We really not going to talk about how Max scored a clean 4 pointer. Something no basketball player in history has ever done

[@zachbetz6758]

You can get a 4 point play technically. A 3pt plus a free throw after getting fouled

[@1990HondaEFHatch]

Big 3 league has a 4 pointer.

[@placeholdertag]

North Korea has them

[@lemondrop8203]

@@placeholdertag ain't nobody playing basketbball there

[@placeholdertag]

@@lemondrop8203 bron did

[@murrmansreef3944]

If max can’t help but taste these things imagine what children are doing with them, probably the same 😂

[@DantesGrill]

Like you wouldn't have

[@ShockingPikachu]

It looked a lot like chocolate

[@LostInTheWoodsFishing]

I can agree that people eat them

[@fluffyflareon4152]

​@@LostInTheWoodsFishing username checks out

[@Just_A_Space_Cyborg]

Kids be feasting

[@LeeArdz]

I LOVE WATCHING THIS MAN OPEN SMASHABLE EGGS

[@bassam9115]

egg

[@fluffyflareon4152]

egg

[@SieraXQCL]

egg

[@TearyEyedMesmirizers]

Egg

[@26nightmares]

egg

[@aster_gray]

can't even explain how viscerally uncomfortable these toys make me feel lmao, someone please get these toy makers on a list i am concerned

[@ShayminPunk64]

They make one where you have to open the figure's head. I hate it.

[@JaxontheOkay]

it only dawned on me how gross it is that you have to crack open an egg, and squeeze the yolk and push out the creature to give birth straight up doesn't feel like this should be for kids

[@realleon2328]

@@JaxontheOkay bro they've always had this shit. As a kid, i remember Really wanting an alien autopsy toy where the whole gimmick is you get to slurp the aliens slimy guts out of its stomach cavity

[@samhein321]

Max is doing important history recording these vile toys, else they'd be lost to time and forgotten in the garbage dump where they rightfully belong...

[@lup7271]

@@realleon2328 i think i had one of those, had to ask my parents forever before i got one

[@TechnoGhosty]

I cant lie, i love when max comes across these scuffed random collectibles, i dont think his set appreciates it though, haha

[@samhein321]

You've turned tearing up garbage into a fine artform and skill, I love how enthuastic you get too, it wouldn't be as much fun to watch without it

[@dontgetgrabbed]

It’s so funny that the one gold treasure is essentially a sphere, which minimizes the surface area they need to paint their cheap gold leaf onto.

[@kaitlando636]

Lol

[@PlayboyBebop]

Max is probably the only person to make a Shallow Hal reference in 17 years

[@animeloveer97]

Ancient memory unlocked for sure lol

[@jacobylamb2306]

Oh yeah yeah

[@jacobylamb2306]

True Tristan

[@TheBestShirt]

the underdogs have

[@ForeseenUnseen]

I was so sad when the original 1 in 24 chance of a diamond video got taken down. Super happy to see you bring back a classic!

[@Pacmanfan-po9rn]

Wait is it still gone

[@ForeseenUnseen]

@@Pacmanfan-po9rn yeah, the original video on Max's channel is still down. There's a reupload on youtube though

[@sahin1645]

Why it got taken down ?

[@waluigivermicelli]

​@@sahin1645 probably angry parents

[@zeldies1976]

@@ForeseenUnseen "Terms and policies" in a nutshell: 1. Channel makes a video unboxing kids toys. 2. So this channel must clearly be for kids, right? Surely this guy does not eat cake made out of pubic hair in his spare time, right? 3. List it on KZbin Kids without consent from the channel owner. 4. A bunch of kids watch the video, start screaming "MOVE ASIDE I WANT SOME FUCKING GEMS" whenever they unbox their fortnite poop slime or whatever kids play with nowadays. Parents are pissed and report the video. 5. Video violates guidelines for KZbin Kids (who could have seen that coming?) and gets taken down. 6. KZbin punishes the channel owner because clearly he is the one at fault here 7.??? 8.Profit Pretty much every civilized country does not have ex post facto laws. KZbin does not.

[@HALFTIED-]

Not only did they give the goblin some gold, but they gave the goblin gold TWICE

[@ollybears7797]

Goya Enthusiast

[@nexviper]

I thought it was going to be those kinda cool digging for fossils type thing...then suddenly prolapsing, squelching, ripping membranes oozing everywhere.

[@Bandero.Meinhardt]

Max just keeps blessing us with new vids. Good to see that the weird ass treasure x is back

[@ROTTENDECOMP]

Not gonna lie, these dino designs are rad as hell.

[@GeensQuambit]

You had me worried there max, thought you'd left us again 😭

[@grahh7234]

He left us

[@ssspottyyy]

@@grahh7234i miss daddy

[@TakehisaYuji]

its joever

[@shannonn2569]

I always love how Max puts down how common things are it's always interesting.

[@heroinfather5157]

Hope the goblin gets some gold

[@gamergirlblu5278]

I’ve actually got a couple gold ones from those sand bricks that are more useful for smashing a window than painfully digging/soaking then breaking the brick. You remember when monopoly pieces used to actually be metal? They’re pretty much that, but solid. The little heavy cold thing should be a dead giveaway, if not for the fact it usually comes wrapped up tight in a lil plastic bag. They make some cool lil designs, but my god the way you dig them out is either a giant mess or an easy yet expensive way to get blisters. I like the lil gold pots I got, they’re like a nice lil trinket, but I don’t wanna keep them out since they’re gold and easily lost if they fall off the shelf. Maybe if I feel like playing monopoly with someone one day, idk

[@fidelgarcia2224]

Wait if they're not metal any more what are they?

[@gamergirlblu5278]

@@fidelgarcia2224 plastic, I think? I haven't seen a monopoly board in ages, but with how companies are trying to be environmentally and kid friendly lately, they're most likely plastic

[@Buboltz]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@fidelgarcia2224 They’re made of Pewter, which is kind of interesting since the original Monopoly sets from the early 90’s likely have game pieces with toxic lead in them. Because they began producing sets around 1935, while lead was taken out of their Pewter in the 1970’s. Though, off-brand sets that rely on cheaper material and use Pewter as well probably still have traces of lead in them due to quality control usually lacking. Though it’s probably not enough to do much damage unless you handle the old pieces or carry them with you like it were a phone.

[@rinskape7376]

The goblin has finally gotten his well deserved gold.

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

These toys are both hilarious and frightening at the same time. Your basically cutting open dinosaurs to get other dinosaurs.

[@xJustJodix]

I'm currently in the middle of a maxmoefoepokemon binge, so a new video is awesome. Thanks Max!

[@guahdonnhue]

Congrats on the gold! Solid pull. Incredible scissor work.

[@neevko267]

a minute in and he's already trying to eat things that aren't food glad you're back, max

[@letssmackzak5914]

your return was brief but enjoyable, time to wait another year 😭

[@Lion09887]

Well it's been officially 12 days see you guys in the next 8 months

[@Goku17yen]

😢

[@fliesatdawn]

Glad you're opening these because I always wonder what's going on with toys like these.

[@fluffyflareon4152]

same! I've been so curious ever since a toddler got dragged screaming and crying out of a store I was working at last year because he couldn't have one. they actually seem fun/cool other than the liquidy messy ones

[@Dingg00se]

I love how the editor eventually just gives up and marks everything as "micro dino" Funny little detail

[@frydsaman6857]

the editor is max

[@Dragonh4t]

Lol I noticed

[@RushSoundz]

Will the goblin finally get it's gold?!

[@indoph]

GIVE THE GOBLIN SOME GOLD

[@buffnipz]

greasy goblin man

[@InHerLittleWay]

Can’t believe Max became a basketball legend during his hiatus.

[@payasita01]

i love when max does these random blindbox toys it kinda reminds me of when he would do re-ment unboxings only more scuffed

[@ChiefKeith2000]

its been 10 long days....has our saviour returned to his quarters to rest?

[@terrarohr]

I love how the room just doesn't have a door anymore

[@JeffWatch]

Welcome to JeffWatch 2023! No Jeffs today.

[@sarahmilton2153]

Ur still here🥺

[@iownu92]

Max, ever heard of Crazy Bones? Those were like the original blind box toys that were first released in the 90s, but apparently they were still making them until 2019. You should open some of those!

[@lankywang9543]

aw mayte gogo's crazy bones were the shit.deffinetly needs to get some of those on the go

[@samhein321]

I never liked crazy bones, the normal gogos were much nicer quality and looked better

[@snowingonmtfuji]

God I loved Crazy Bones, they were banned in our school because kids kept getting into fist fights over them lmaoo

[@Ecthelion1997]

I loved crazy bones - definitely need to do some of those

[@deathmeowtal1503]

Holy crap those were in production since 2019?!??

[@hatcx]

Max opening the dinosaurs looks like the rhino birth scene on ace ventura

[@SteampunkHorse]

Oh God, has Max got on another hiatus again? I love this man

[@dimitripma]

this was a great watch, genuinely got hyped at every new Dino figurine.

[@brimeows]

GIVE THE GOBLIN SOME GOLD !!! i was so worried the uploads were over for another 11 months thank you maxy king

[@TakashiAmanoOriginal]

And just like that, he’s gone again

[@WSFM_Rex]

As quickly as he returned he departs again. See you in a year max🫡

[@RocSandy]

Geezus, haven't seen an upload in over 2 weeks. Gave me intense flashbacks of the great disappearance

[@ce8539]

In the immortal words of the Ghetto Leprechaun Hunter: "I WANNA KNOW WHERE THE GOLLLLLD IS, GIVE ME THE GOLD, I WANT THE GOLD"

[@jj-vu5ov]

i was perfectly fine not remembering that the wagging tail thing from shallow hal existed, thank you

[@Frunkk]

I get worried after every video he will just dissapear again

[@frasermcgeough]

The Gold wanting Goblin has returned

[@CloudStudiosPhoto]

Yes, Max is finally back to smashing children’s toys open!! I actually really missed this segment and I’m really glad it’s back 😌🤙🏽

[@seeps9353]

I miss the bonus pack or packs at the end. Can we start a petition boys?

[@oogiesmuncher]

single-handedly keeping plastic in our oceans. We salute you

[@Pinkink116]

I also wanted to say that egg themed videos are lit more EGGS PLEASE

[@blorphy5053]

Maxmoefoe will never be ballin; Maxmoefoe: 0:09

[@thebayareakids]

Well he’s gone again thanks for the false hope max 😢💔

[@lup7271]

The goblin finally got his gold. Thanks for the video Max, love these.

[@ViperTrixx]

I turned this on, and my cat started watching 😭 She never watches anything with me, and you are her first KZbinr! Maxmoefoe is Biscotti approved!

[@sponge5]

Ngl these look pretty satisfying to crack open.

[@zzyy1934]

you've just made me the happiest man alive

[@mustard3450]

6:16 I 100% thought you pulled a Crazy Bones out of that!

[@duncanginsberg]

Max just won the first four pointer in basket ball

[@AugustRiversJr]

I love these toy opening videos and I don't know why. The comedy for them is gold. Pun intended.

[@Axofpik]

MaxmoefoePokemon being the real reason for the NZ egg shortage

[@DaemonJerky]

And just as quickly as he returned, he was gone again

[@Sluggga]

Idc what people say , im absolutely convinced maxmoefoe is howtobasic. I think hes been shoving it in our faces for years with the whole egg jokes, and the fact theyve collabed together, max is just unhinged enough to do a collab with himself and act like he's another person. Really would love to hear people's thoughts on this

[@matthewbanes6591]

I like how every time he does one of these he eats some of the whatever stuff to see if it is edible, I find it funny every time.

[@samhein321]

they honestly don't look too bad for slime toys

[@birdieoverthemoon]

I’ve had to watch this video three times bc I kept falling asleep. It just so soothing of a video.

[@laurentexx]

come back to us max, no one has yelled at childrens playing cards in weeks

[@tkorko]

This goblin wanting gold just takes me back to that fake goblin gold game that i was hyped to play… Damn you Max.

[@Sageofthenation]

The name of that weird sword you were asking about is a Macuahuitl. An obsidian edged weapon used by the Aztecs.

[@Lurtz_s]

There are ancient nations that are weeping right now. Seeing that gold is being given at random to children.

[@dbzsolosverse9240]

Mum:" what are you watching all day in your room" me: a 27 year old man opening up children toys aggressively- MAXMOEFOE

[@GrayD_Fox]

The Goblin… Finally got his gold.

[@hoosleepy]

thank god, my trust issues in max have been put to rest for now…

[@Westonnator]

I thot he flaked on us again

[@lankshipper7895]

literally 😂

[@IICARUS99]

6:25 is quite literally monty gator from the hit game five nights at freddy's security breach

[@braydenmbve545]

The legend is back at it again!!!

[@tiltalot3759]

I love the new "not for kids" info at the start - makes me feel like I’m about to watch some street fights haha

[@lexy99]

Max pls upload, I'm getting scared, don't put me through this again 😭

[@Matt-mx7cn]

15:37 somehow the tuna💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@EmeraldCitySammy]

What a massive legend!

[@Endkeeper]

THE GOBLIN GOT SOME GOOOOLD!

[@sleepi866]

GIVE THE GOBLIN SOME GOLD! 14:13 and 15:26

[@wa2si]

lol I wasn't subscribed but the algos keep bringing me back to max ever since he came back

[@ronnieragland3057]

THE GOBLIN FINALLY GOT HIS GOLD

[@SmartisOG]

The goblin was tricked, but has been given not one..but TWO gold pieces of golden nuggets

[@MrNintendo36]

Cheers for all the upload lately man! Hope your doing well ✌️

[@mexicanchurro368]

Thank you Max for trying to post, keep up the good work 👍🏼. You where truly missed when you where gone.

[@nothuth6137]

See you in 8 months

[@MrKolny]

Unbelievable, after all these years, the Goblin finally got his gold

[@natehess4382]

Love the fact that your not catering to children for money, one of the few KZbinrs who aren't these days.

[@VelSparko]

I like to imagine Max cleaned all of these toys and put them on a shelf in his house, instead of throwing everything besides the gold (and maybe his favorite one or two) in the garbage.

[@grellina-4239]

We lost him again 😭

[@arseniykalko1672]

3:41 The Goblin finally getting some gold

[@Execu7ing]

rip max was cool while it lasted

[@AliceAXP]

Im so happy that the max goblin is back for his gold

[@specoppug625]

Australian man I demand the long awaited Japan vlogs

[@avidhuman]

I'm happy to say that the goblin finally got some GOLD!

[@Doritoreos]

14:13 Golden reveal 15:25 Another one

[@darthgamer0707]

max should do one of these openings with chad, i feel like that would be so funny

[@outlawking115]

"And with the founded gold Max decided to officially quit youtube, he deleted his channels and quit cold ones. He took his girlfriend and his dog and officially lived in Japan but not to blog but to live happily"

[@shikoome]

5:24 looks like that boss from borderlands 2 torque dlc lol

[@mkultrarare]

don't watch this while eating

[@Sans-y5v]

WHY

[@Terrairacat]

Yea

[@Shoganaii]

This is exactly the type of video I needed rn while high

[@HalphasDBD]

Aaaaand he’s gone