Opie and Anthony: Sam's Wedding Vows/Everyone Has Tasted Cum (5/31/2012)

Anthony and Jim give Sam inappropriate suggestions for his wedding vows. Ant says he plans to seduce Jess after the wedding. Jim says Sam's dad masturbates thinking about her.
Troy Quan is brought in to discuss his willingness to eat Jizz flavored Jolly Ranchers, should they be produced. He claims everyone has tasted cum. E-rock admits to it.

[@mattkess3156]

It’s truly a marvelous delight listening to Ant & Jimmy team up to bully someone, especially Sam and Bobby

[@_..-.._..-.._]

They made it sound like Sam snagged a 10, she’s way out of his league, but not too far out for an NYC radio guy.

[@jimmythegent45]

I love when Sam takes a beating

[@evansgate]

I listened to this without even knowing it was uploaded today. You are doing the Lord's work.

[@codiefitz3876]

The first 5 minutes were tremendous

[@mickobrien3156]

Sam's geeky face looks like a Simpsons cartoon drawing.

[@oscarortegon8937]

Yeah like crusty

[@BetterThanYou81]

​@@oscarortegon8937More like Sideshow Bob.

[@sdot5389]

Opies greeting card idea may be the best idea he’s ever had

[@Blady99]

3:02 Opie speaks and you realize it’s not a Nopie :(

[@russBwright]

You can search “Nopie playlist” & there is a collection

[@TL2354]

@@russBwright Or you can not search and not be obsessed with him

[@TL2354]

The fact that this affects your life shows how pathetic you are

[@_..-.._..-.._]

Ant was coked up

[@_..-.._..-.._]

Sam has no upper lip. Maybe mommy drank?

[@cromagnonnetwork3697]

Opie couldn't even take a Gregory ribbing.

[@maravzki]

21:08 Another proof that Opie is Chip. He did the Chip laugh and when Jim heard it, Opie didn't fess up to it.

[@conradsz]

I found it funny

[@hah6988]

Bobo level intelligence

[@SighTology]

I bet Opie did not come up with that idea.

[@TL2354]

Prove it

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

Dick Hater, coming through with some new videos!

[@SC4211]

Maaan those vows SUCKED haha

[@markwilliams7054]

11:25 Ant just described a crime

[@sdot5389]

Do you think that’s the only crime he’s committed? He was convicted of domestic battery after all….probably tip of the iceberg

[@simonpenum]

I know she’s “nothing special” blah blah but she’s certainly attractive. So I need to know why she is with Sam lol it puzzles me whenever I listen to the show. His family must have money or he was regularly on the air when they first got together and she was attracted to the fame

[@_..-.._..-.._]

Yeah, they talked her up like she’s a 10 😂 But she’s cute and not outside his grasp. Sam has the ability to woo women, his rap is good as Patrice would say. He also works in the number 1 radio market and probably worships her.

[@_..-.._..-.._]

I’ve seen gorgeous in-shape women with lazy poor tubs of men that cheat and treat them badly. All goes back to how daddy was.

[@simonpenum]

@@_..-.._..-.._ I dunno man. Sam was great at talking shit to the interns in the studio but I can't see him having any kind of game with women

[@samueldawkins]

@@simonpenum sam used to bang a lot of black women. i don't know what that says about him.

[@richvos8000]

thank you Richard keep it up long live o&a

[@rayscard2477]

If only Patrice had been there... yawn

[@Mrletsgetnaked]

I dont know how many times I've heard how hot sams wife is and shes like a 6 in this picture.

[@CyborgMaid]

it's the same for all the girls that was called hot on O&A over the years.

[@jackflash8567]

She's definitely cute. Hot? Not really but it's SAM we're talking about so you have to take that into consideration. They did drop the word "hot" way too much on this show in general though.

[@jennpenn5]

Every girl that has ever been mentioned on radio has their looks exaggerated.

[@InnerDness]

Yeah, Ant has gone out with genuinely really hot girls, some who are older than fifteen even, and he fawns over this slightly-above-average bitch like she's Liz Taylor in 1951

[@harrylimeracketeer]

@@InnerDness 1951 Liz Taylor was something special.