As a substitute teacher, I can verify that the lesson plans that get left for me are NEVER this detailed. RIP Patrice.
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@gspendlove2 жыл бұрын
"Make sure there are exactly fifty-five blueberries in the bag. The yogurt must be exactly thirty-eight degrees Fahrenheit. GH's coffee must be brewed at one-hundred ninety degrees Fahrenheit, and cooled for exactly five minutes thirty seconds until it reaches the appropriate temperature for consumption (don't be afraid to carry a digital thermometer for the accurate measurement of temperature). If there is a speck of foreign matter on GH's spoon or bowl, you must wash both with Dawn dish soap (no other) and water measuring exactly one hundred fifty-five point seven degrees Fahrenheit. Scrub both spoon and bowl for exactly three minutes and eighteen seconds. If these instructions are not followed to the letter, your life will be forfeit."
@abraxas93405 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@dorpth9 жыл бұрын
Ha ha, Patrice never failed to make fun of Opie's stupid blueberries.
@Toestubber8 жыл бұрын
+dorpth ...and wotmeal.
@dorpth8 жыл бұрын
warshmeal?
@Cosmo87-2 жыл бұрын
Lol has he talked about the blueberries on other days?
@scubasteve74392 жыл бұрын
@@Cosmo87- i know someone thats talked about his grapes...
@jtbedazzle9 ай бұрын
Patrice probably never heard of berries before.
@SethMcFartlane7 жыл бұрын
11:30 "I know I look stupid here" The bozo really thought this was going to be a great bit smashing Kenny.
@adriennem31682 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Meanwhile it's just another example of Opie being an elitist hypocrite.
@hollywoodliberal17 жыл бұрын
"You dont want me to do that for you G.H., ok..." *gunshot*
@tonytomei11754 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gspendlove2 жыл бұрын
I can't tell you how hard I laughed at that.
@mikielee43411 жыл бұрын
Sissy kit lmao classic Patrice
@anadryantontine10 жыл бұрын
HEA' YA GO, GEE-AYCH.
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet98 жыл бұрын
The fact that the list went from A to O may have also been an OCD thing having to do with the names Opie and Anthony.
@lenhudson81942 жыл бұрын
Or, it could be ass omelette.
@awkwardoddysee44383 жыл бұрын
I like how they're "laughing" at how crazy Kenny is but its Opie. Opies the incompetent dolt.
@blender1242 ай бұрын
Baby boy couldn’t handle getting himself ready or even doing anything on his own. That probably why he lived with Ant’s mother in law for almost a year when they moved up there. Opie couldn’t handle searching for an apartment until he was probably forced to. He probably would have forced Kenny to set up his podcast if he had the money or will to do so. Look at Ant. Ant paid Keith the Cop to do a lot of the heavy lifting on his podcast.
@Derek_Keenan7 жыл бұрын
No Opie, most humans don't have OCD.
@georgekazanjian98555 жыл бұрын
Opie doesn't even know what OCD is
@E101ification5 жыл бұрын
I hate you, because you're making me defend Opie... He's sort of right. The thing causes obsessive compulsions exists in everyone to varying degrees. When it exists over a certain threshold in someone we call it OCD. Ant is also right, though: those superstition rituals aren't really OCD. People with OCD will also have a lot of 'superstition' rituals and the OCD will make them worse, but they're not actually OCD.
@lt.finglefubledingler19724 жыл бұрын
E101ification how does that make him sort of right? By your own words it seems he’s completely wrong
@tonytomei11754 жыл бұрын
@@lt.finglefubledingler1972 😂😂👍👍
@AleKar19917 жыл бұрын
I love how midway through the segment Opie realises that it's not going the way he expected xD
@oneskinnyhonky4 жыл бұрын
He thought he was going to be "make fun of Kenny", instead it became "make fun of Greggie for not being able to take care of himself like every other adult on the show".
@adriennem31682 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@jaychipperson10 ай бұрын
Exposing how mentally retarded opie is in reality, sad he somehow convinced a woman to allow him to reproduce
@codygreene90674 ай бұрын
Fucking weirdo rollerskates home from work. What a creep.
@dominiciervasi667710 жыл бұрын
hard worker and good man, I like club soda kenny
@roronewy19095 жыл бұрын
Dominic Iervasi he’s a legend
@memphisflyer85744 жыл бұрын
He was easily capable of ripping the average man's head off.
@ArkonBlade4 жыл бұрын
Kenny is that guy who would take a bullet for you.
@ynots383 жыл бұрын
Autistic intelligence and retard strength... sounds like a former cop...
@rutgerhauser23773 жыл бұрын
@@memphisflyer8574 Like lennie from of mice and men.
@joejoeholmes9 жыл бұрын
Opie does anything to get the attention off of him. "We need to go to a break." "To bring it to a serious level, my family has a heart thing." BLAH BLAH BLAH!
@brandonankrom1359 жыл бұрын
I guess these days people just insert "Opie" in every comment on every video of O and A no matter what it is, and then just pick a few negative words and mush it all together. Your whole statement doesn't make any sense.. Why would anyone talk about themselves to get the attention off of themselves... It's kind of self deflating. Either you messed up which means you weren't thinking which means you don't care, or you're just being a good little parrot repeating what some of the other cool kids are saying. Any way you slice that shit pie, it smells bad.
@cracksuperman7 жыл бұрын
Christian 681 Why do you like Opie? What about him makes you like him? He's terrible, unfunny, fake, and a hypocrite. He never deserved any of the fame he got. The only reason he made it to where he did was because of Ant and Jimmy, and all the other comedians that would come in (Kelly, Vos, Patrice)
@Derek_Keenan7 жыл бұрын
It's not parroting, it's just that after listening to O&A long enough, most people realize that Opie is an untalented funny-killing douche.
@barahng6 жыл бұрын
Christian 681 He got 14 attacking Opie, you got 1 thumbs up defending him. By your own standard, Opie stinks.
@E101ification5 жыл бұрын
@@brandonankrom135 His comment makes perfect sense when you add the word 'negative' before the word 'attention', and literally everyone who read the comment except you understood that was what joejoe meant. And enough with the Opie defending. The Opie hate is not a bandwagon. It's not a trend. It's not phony. It's simply people with brains and ears observing what a truly awful person Gregg 'Opie' Hughes is and voicing our frustration to each other. The only people defend Opie are fellow narcissists who see themselves in him.
@almondavocado62083 жыл бұрын
For those wondering this is from #42 "Nigga vs Nazi" Your welcome
@SwizzleStickMcGee2 жыл бұрын
"Whoatmeal!" -Patrice O'Neal
@lapidus95525 жыл бұрын
Opie complaining about his carer is like when kids complain about their parents on My Super Sweet 16.
@CaveManCobb11 жыл бұрын
Kenny is like the ultimate embodiment of kindness. Fuck I love this guy.
@adriennem31682 жыл бұрын
Or just simply did his job extremely well. Anthony didn't need babying like Opie did.
@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids8 ай бұрын
not since he threw anthony out when he tried talking to bill burr
@DrFrankenschtein4 жыл бұрын
This whole segment just made me love Kenny even more. Lol He just genuinely cares for these guys, it's awesome.
@adriennem31682 жыл бұрын
He's a man who does his job extremely well. Anthony didn't need to be babied like Opie.
@blender1249 ай бұрын
Well do I have a story for you. I’m sure you heard the story where the spring or summer of 2023 Kenny threw Anthony out of a comedy club at the direction of Bill Burr.
@DrFrankenschtein9 ай бұрын
Yep spoke too soon. Bummer @@blender124
@bigmoose992 ай бұрын
@@blender124 Does Kenny work at the club? What authority did he have to throw Ant out? Im sure he probably deserved it but it seems illegal
@blender1242 ай бұрын
@@bigmoose99 Kenny doesn’t work for the club. He is Bill Burr’s private security now. I guess since Bill plans the event he can have Ant thrown out. Patrice was definitely close with Ant and would want him there despite the BS between Bill and Ant.
@cracksuperman7 жыл бұрын
I fucking love Kenny he's such a good dude
@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids8 ай бұрын
the way kenny backstabbed anthony is unforgiveable
@lord_insany7 ай бұрын
remember what ethnicity kenny is
@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids7 ай бұрын
@@lord_insany african?
@lord_insany7 ай бұрын
@@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids yes, menoran
@painplayer16147 ай бұрын
Knowing many substitute teachers I can verify that the lesson plans that get left for them are NEVER this detailed. 😂😂 RIP Patrice.
@DiggitySlice7 жыл бұрын
Kenny is now my favorite.
@ragejinraver10 жыл бұрын
O my God O my God I cant breath am on the floor crying from laughing so much HA HA HA HA HA Kenny Rules!!!!!!
@lt.finglefubledingler19724 жыл бұрын
Self obsession is not the same as ocd opie
@evansgate4 жыл бұрын
Opie is 43 in this clip. Just let that sink in
@TomSmith-gw6fn3 жыл бұрын
What’s your point? He was successful, he hired Kenny as a semi-assistant. That’s what busy people with money do.
@JohnDoe-eo4wm3 жыл бұрын
@@TomSmith-gw6fn Busy people don’t roller skate home after their 6-hour-long gig
@retardedcore3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-eo4wm He lived like 10 blocks from the studio. Have you ever been to NY? Its sometimes faster to bike or walk 10 blocks than wait for a cab or try and drive
@JohnDoe-eo4wm3 жыл бұрын
@@retardedcore No, no, I’ve lived in NY, so I know that a 10 block walk takes less than 10 minutes. I’m just saying that, in all my years living there, I never saw “busy people with money” rollerblading home, regardless of the distance and busyness of their schedule/life. My point was just that Opie was a weirdo man-child that needed someone to spell out and handle basic aspects of his life for him, despite having the time, resources, and wherewithal to do so himself.
@retardedcore3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-eo4wm And that's different from Ant being a spoiled brat with a castle to bang teenagers and drink himself to death at the age of 60-something, how? Ant even has Keith the Cop and his wife to run most of his life for him too. I don't get how Opie is always the one raked over the coal for this shit when Ant was waaaaay more immature than Opie in almost every way that people shit on OP for. Yeah, I get it, Opie wasn't funny and could be a huge cunt, but Ant and Jim could also be two of the biggest cunts on earth and often threw fits way worse than Opie over shit that was much more trivial. Jim had a nervous breakdown over his fucking neurotic autograph obsession and screamed about Derek Jeter for two hours over it...that's way sadder than anything Opie did.
@EricTheAcktor11 жыл бұрын
You're a substitute teacher in a public school? That's gotta be rough, man. God speed.
@boosh909 жыл бұрын
wwwwuuuuuggghhhtmeal
@heidi369 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 This is as FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!.😂😂😂😂😂
@TheDeathmask482 жыл бұрын
"We have to take a break" -Opie anytime hes getting roasted
@MikhailMorales9 жыл бұрын
Opie's a fruit booter.
@MiGG_Aus9 жыл бұрын
+Mikhail Morales Ant is that you?
@16surge137 жыл бұрын
Yeah, a fruit booting frat boy,who can barely read and has no sense of humor.
@ywhvyhvhxoactaktaykstayfre70096 жыл бұрын
Mikhail Morales that's why they called it "Whip it out Wendsday AKA WoW" I had to listen to this sludge on the radio when I was a kid cuz my dad wasn't very bright
@tonytomei11754 жыл бұрын
@@ywhvyhvhxoactaktaykstayfre7009 😂😂
@shinybeast8946 Жыл бұрын
You don't sound very bright either.@@ywhvyhvhxoactaktaykstayfre7009
@oneskinnyhonky4 жыл бұрын
Anthony and that fuckin' bullhorn... now that is a legendary radio team.
@jamesthomas99875 жыл бұрын
did Opie ever have a good day?
@harryzimmerman79917 жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarious!😂 The Opie and Anthony show really was a on air circus freak show!
@thepowerofIandI3 жыл бұрын
4:18 The dunce predicts his own death
@ticket677 жыл бұрын
sissy kit :)
@マシュードーラン6 жыл бұрын
Anthony completely neglecting to mention Keith the cop, HIS club soda Kenny
@Robby_C5 жыл бұрын
Maxx Doran I feel like Keith and Ant are are far more casual than Opie treating Kenny like his man-slave lol
@E101ification5 жыл бұрын
Except Keith the Cop's duties don't come close to the level of mothering that Kenny does for Opie.
@captainredbeard79334 жыл бұрын
Maybe not mothering, but Keith sleeps at the compound. He has his own room. That's a bit creepy.
@retardedcore3 жыл бұрын
@@Robby_C Keith literally lived at Ant's house and his wife decorated the whole thing...Keith is the co-owner of Compound media. Ant rode Keith's balls way more than Ope rode Kenny's and still does to this day.
@Robby_C3 жыл бұрын
@@retardedcore yeah, i understand that, but they still at least seem like they are genuinely friends who have a business relationship (referring to separate and prior from the compound stuff, but even that never sounded personal...) Kenny was one microchip away from being Opie's personal automaton.
@jackfahy22832 жыл бұрын
Kenny reminds me of Luca Brasi
@thegrayman695 ай бұрын
Kenny was so concerned he wrote this list , but didn’t take the time to make sure all the food and milk was available for the time he’s gone .
@gripeotheday3 жыл бұрын
Sissy kit!
@mack46912 ай бұрын
Kenny was comfortable using that word incorrectly because he faced so many inquiries on the force 😂
@illadelph384912 күн бұрын
“What’s the danger of leaving the oven on” Patrice. Wasn’t the smartest guy
@Andrew-ly6yf4 ай бұрын
Opie sounds like Fez, Kenny should’ve helped that nutcase
@91072craigsterАй бұрын
Opie talking about how weird that CSK waited on him like a man servant but he never even thought about stopping it.
@zeliminator6663 ай бұрын
Now in the future, you realize Kenny didn't care about ANT.
@dwayneadamsworld2 күн бұрын
The push-up story was an epic fail
@awkwardoddysee44383 жыл бұрын
12:12 I love how Opie tries to explain himself but can't even do that for himself 12:20 Ant comes in and covers for Opie once again because *greggshells* will pop in if it gets to uncomfortable
@adriennem31682 жыл бұрын
13:38 Opie tried to make a racist joke but no one laughed. Manny or Mammy? Then he runs to use fans for jokes on Paltalk.
@marcellocapone49253 ай бұрын
That thumbnail alone had me laughing. Also Kenny was funny.
@groalerable2 жыл бұрын
I'm imaging kenny as mike ehrmantraut
@PauloHernandezXD5 ай бұрын
Difference; Kenny is actually intimidating, & Mike is Great Value Clint Eastwood, lol:3
@hassanpalomo47054 жыл бұрын
Why do they call him GH
@isaiahdavis69953 жыл бұрын
Gregg “Opie” Hughes
@brendendielman31502 жыл бұрын
Glory hole
@nastyham53024 жыл бұрын
When Opie intros a bit he fuckin draaaaaaags it out! I get bored, I skip
@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids8 ай бұрын
11:45 hahahahahhaa ant with the sound board
@psfanboy794 жыл бұрын
Looks like a big goofy bird
@anthonyleepr27387 жыл бұрын
Hey i never knew they heard Gorillaz.
@N8SAY7 жыл бұрын
Mike who?
@citylimit332 жыл бұрын
hunt
@ourtinev189911 ай бұрын
11:40😂😂😂
@bigmoose992 ай бұрын
7:06 sissy kit
@IshyVideos4 жыл бұрын
What a horrifying image
@Ryfinius3 жыл бұрын
I need a kenny in my life.
@MejorContoneo10 жыл бұрын
How did he get the 'Club Soda' nickname?
@solidflow869 жыл бұрын
***** ow!
@harryzimmerman79917 жыл бұрын
Michael 10 maybe if he was in a bar, that's all he would drink, doesn't seem like a guy who would booze it up, throw his ocd schedule down the shitter!
@-Twotonepony-6 жыл бұрын
The Dice Man loves giving out nonsense nicknames.
@evansgate3 жыл бұрын
super late, but he got the nickname because when he was in Dice's entourage he would tell the bartender "Club Soda, Kenny" and Dice started calling him that. His real name is John something
@derekgleeson13532 жыл бұрын
Took Opie 30 seconds to bring it back to himself.
@djstockton18533 жыл бұрын
Make sure there’s cereal in the mother effing bag!
@MikeSaundersProject2 жыл бұрын
Who is this mike guy
@keykeeper96312 жыл бұрын
7:10
@Hermunkle11 жыл бұрын
This is just older than my child. I cant think of the number of changes I have had forced upon me to deal with him. Given that I wonder how much of this has changed in the same time frame on thier end. I certainly understand that they have bounced about a bit but this schedule just had to change hours I'm sure.
@barahng6 жыл бұрын
Hermunkle Damn bro your kid is like 10 now. Make sure to keep her away from the negroooo
@jackflash85678 жыл бұрын
I love when Anthony does Club Soda Kenny... Yeah I know how original I like a voice Anthony does.
@anthoniemadsen76734 жыл бұрын
Opie the kid
@fattonyTV_ Жыл бұрын
"make sure to laugh at GH's attempt at comedy and Anthony's blatant racism" LOL
@JahBronee3 жыл бұрын
I hafta say, GH is being a good sport
@barahng6 жыл бұрын
*TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW*
@frozenpoopy6 ай бұрын
I love how patrice did the Indian pronunciation of oatmeal