Opie & Anthony: Shining Vos

December 4, 2009

[@mrman2632]

“Sometimes me and my grandmother would have conversations, without ever using our brains” 😂😂 best line IMO

[@hellasophisticalgames2300]

9:15

[@Fistwagon]

"Your jokes are no good here Mr. Vos" Ahaha

[@aeodian]

hahahah

[@xcaluhbration]

This is the best roll I've ever heard from the callers.

[@Megathorn23]

How do you not love Rich Vos? Dude could take a beating and not take a shred of it personally.

[@finnmccool5944]

Legit funny stand up too unlike yimmy

[@hoshiref]

Exactly 🙏 up top brother

[@chonconnor6144]

2nd only to Patrice on O&A for funny.

[@kylewalsh8809]

Rich could get his ass kicked by a wet paper bag of a whore and still come out on top comedically.

[@Skimmerlit]

@@chonconnor6144Patrice is #1 for me overall, but Vos might be #1 funny for me. I start laughing the moment I hear it see him.

[@THEJoeyK]

personally, I thought "do ya like toothpaste doc?" was a homerun.

[@DeadBeatSage]

Mongo annihilated with that line. I laugh just as hard each time I listen.

[@fezile]

Top 3 calls of all time.

[@reddeath707]

​@@fezile Damn, the audios a bit distorted for me. Love this segment, but always miss that part.

[@diegoyotta]

Kik1-kik1

[@shawnboyce1663]

It would be perfect if he said over. A trucker shouldn't have missed that

[@Frosmad]

@@diegoyotta I still dont get it

[@hesh8367]

“Your Jokes are no good here, Mr. Vos.” Christ. That was quick.

[@thornie123]

Perhaps his teeth should be... corrrrected. If I may be so bold, sir.

[@clifftrainor6774]

Mr. Grady to Bonnie: "Your husband has a very useless talent. I don't think you are aware how useless it is."

[@pleasesendhelp1299]

Come Play Small Clubs with us Vos, Forever......and Ever...........And Ever

[@MindstormRecords]

"Heeeeeere's the thing"

[@merces47letifer4]

That was good

[@kanemura93]

That's very good

[@gabrielpadilla7839]

First of all

[@tolloromassi99]

Firrshhhhht of alll!

[@pogothebear6808]

This is one of the 10 best O&A bits of all-time.

[@sdry]

I agree 100%

[@guydutoit61]

I cried 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@buzzytrombone4353]

That and the Heather Mills bit being a part of the group

[@aliamjon2550]

Definitely agree

[@psiphibrandonhare7120]

The fact that they know the movie well enough to quote lines quick, then know Rich Vos enough to know all the weird things about him, then quick enough to modify the jokes to make fun of Rich.... comedy geniuses lol. Not to mention some of the callers had great lines too 👌

[@chrissmith-us3bu]

I just watched the shining for the first time in about 20 years and all I could hear was ant and jim making fun of vos. they turned it into a comedy

[@jimkelly7908]

"The Shinning". Oh man, I almost started crying, that was great.

[@kylemcgill2966]

*Vos : But my teeth arnt big anymore.* *Jimmy : They certainly are.*

[@Rfp601]

“His high school graduation picture is from 1921” perfect joke

[@crimsonxtide50]

I bet Opie felt so proud of himself having callers that actually did well.

[@aspergeropie529]

All Opie's good for

[@frozenlicks]

I can hear his douchiness while taking phone calls

[@gabrielpadilla7839]

heyopie knows what he's doin bdoin radio since he were eighteem or somthin

[@gabrielpadilla7839]

When others do the show for him...

[@liamhenderson3753]

@@frozenlicks yeh, snowehhh

[@tyronefraser]

Opie didn't understand the overlook reference either.

[@gaylordmcgillicuddy8745]

True dat. But were you surprised?

[@マシュードーラン]

Of course he did, they do Shining bits all the times

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

"Your shekels are no good here, Mr. Vos."

[@sguraya7223]

The line that Nicholson said to Lloyd is "you're the best goddamn bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine, or Portland, Oregon for that matter". So naturally, Timbuktu becomes TimBuckTooth.

[@handsomefatboy]

Every time they impersonate the telepathic chef (Scatman Crothers) I lose it. “Do you like toothpaste Doc?” 😂😂

[@kanemura93]

I like how Vos, in the beginning, is cozily laughing along to him being axe murdered by a guy in a burgundy coat before knowing it's even from a movie.

[@Digressor666]

Anthony’s insulted “what?!” when Vos talks about the hallway lighting on fire is so fucking funny to me for some reason.

[@Vesperwow]

missing the best line, ant says "We got frozen meats, trees, drywall, electrical wiring..."

[@Maxking619]

i listen to this at least twice a year. so fuckin funny.

[@bepatientIhaveautism]

me too, just for the "K-I-K-E 1 to K-I-K-E 2" line

[@Maxking619]

great fuckin line

[@bryanmaynard151]

same here Max, today is one of those days to listen

[@paulwood1528]

Absolutely. I've listened to this a bunch of times. I find a new favorite everytime. "This is Dick Halloran, I gotta get back to the Overbite.". LMAO.

[@TheSlammurai]

God damn, the callers fucking killed.

[@ShiksaWithChutzpah1]

"Is anybody he-uh?! Is anybody he-uh?!" And then a man in a burgundy jacket puts an axe in your chest, LOL.

[@johntrains1317]

ShiksaWithChutzpah1 I died. It was so sudden and violent

[@justinwaters8679]

I respect Vos more for being able to take a beating and not get personal, unlike someone else in the studio.

[@Oh4Chrissake]

1:00, 2:15, 3:16, 5:01, 5:33, 5:46, ... Your contributions are no good here, Mr Hughes.

[@buzzytrombone4353]

"So Lynsi when you hear this noise" *Shitty soundboard* It means I'm making comedy, and you're distracting me and it will take me time to get back to where I was!"

[@denmac19]

3 of my favorite things in same clip: The Shining, Jimmy, and Ant.

[@t0mmyb0y75]

How did I just find this now?! I ruptured my spleen!

[@gspendlove]

"Have you ever had a single....moment's....thought about MY responsibilities?! Have you ever thought for a single solitary moment about my responsibilities to my orthodontists?!"

[@ItalianTony86]

Vos beatings are so memorable.

[@gabrielpadilla7839]

Trashing Bob Kelly is good shit too

[@gabrielpadilla7839]

@Ancap Po general fatton, band of blubbers, apocalypse cow...

[@coloredgentleman]

Him giving out his Twitter password is classic 🤣🤣🤣

[@gabrielpadilla7839]

@@coloredgentleman didn't someone change his avatar to a horse's arse?

[@bigmoose99]

Colin trashing anyone is also gold

[@SnootyWimbledon]

We got dry humor, dry jokes and dry teeth. You gotta stay relevant if you wanna stay happy!

[@nightimermx8934]

"Do you like toothpaste, Doc?" yep that gets me everytime

[@bryanmaynard151]

next on my to do list: Listen to Vos giving out his Twitter/Facebook/bank password. so God damn great

[@patricktilton5377]

"Midnight with the stars and Jew . . ."

[@edwardicus4]

I'm the kinda guy who likes to know who's paying for his dentures...

[@Mrz-bq2yb]

One of the few times the callers didnt interrupt the flow of the show

[@joestokes9201]

“My daughter owes me money for cookies, then she got on her tricycle and she’s dodging me”

[@chipfreedom8598]

The Shining and a Clockworth Orange had the best O&A puns

[@immanuelcunt7296]

"His teeth were out of alignment. So I... Corrrrrected them"

[@jeremypayne5078]

He's trying to bring an outside party into this... situation. An orthodontist.

[@johnochiltree1170]

Vos is like mud. You can build him up but you can’t break him down. Dude knew how to take a pounding

[@SKa-tt9nm]

That’s because he wasn’t smart enough to get 80% of the jokes. I can yell insults at my couch too, it wont get offended.

[@vincent2053]

@@SKa-tt9nm I’m sure you do that

[@bigmoose99]

Eating and going to the phones is a great contribution

[@sonofbarnsey]

6:04 The best back to back calls ever "Do you like toothpaste, Doc?" "K i k e 1 to K i k e 1 2"

[@DeathRiderDoom]

Oh my god I’m crying with laughter, this is phenomenal.

[@TomMSTie1138]

Vos, like Wendy is, "very confused."

[@jpizzle990]

ALL HIS TEETH GOTTA SHINE!

[@itsalwaysfunnyinphiladelph8885]

You can tell Opie hasnt seen The Shining either.

[@Taureg]

Opie didn't even hear Mongo's call he just wanted to fit in and acted like he "got it"

[@andybroberg7084]

At least he doesn’t do it regularly kek

[@gabrielpadilla7839]

"What did he say"

[@fezile]

@@gabrielpadilla7839 I think that was Vos that said that.

[@christiancampbell3430]

@@gabrielpadilla7839 That was Vos.

[@christiancampbell3430]

Vos was the one who didn't hear it.

[@CommissarKane]

better times

[@cjlamb26]

The green hedge base joke about Vos’s teeth was so underrated, so damn funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jimmymoss3240]

"You know, I remember my grandmother and I brushing our teeth without EEEEVER OPENING UP OUR MOUTHS..." "SHE CALLED IT 'BULLSHITING'."

[@buzzytrombone4353]

"Hi jaws, a little dirty tonight ain't it?"

[@roberthughes5880]

Why isn't "BloodFire" a huge rock band

[@ozhall3]

I LOVE all of the random places Vos plays. Seriously, great detail.

[@ballzzd33p29]

opie has forsure never seen the shining....

[@hvhvhu]

Little problem with the ol drool bank upstairs.

[@johnjackson9767]

Opie: "Mongo with joke of the day!" Also Opie: "I'm sick of Anthony's racism!"

[@phizfrail]

married man are ya vos?

[@danacyr1791]

Blood/Fire

[@alifelesscritic]

"aw i remember the scheen with shary shinning blood-fwire ...!"

[@LambertBowden56]

This is why Opie takes calls. It does work at times.

[@SKa-tt9nm]

He was 1 for 14,000.

[@thatoneguy8525]

Opie ruins everything.

[@hermelindaperez4907]

Holes are shaped like the letter O

[@ElevenDollarCheese]

Opie almost killed this whole thing prematurely cuz he couldn't contribute by asking Vos, seen any good movies lately? He fucking always sucked.

[@fattony9818]

I actually couldn't watch the whole movie of The Shining, I was THAT freaked out by it. But these jokes was funny as FUCK!! XD

[@coltonjones2253]

There were some HILARIOUS callers. I feel like if they never went to phones tho, Ant and Jimmy would have had some GOLD.

[@Swoost]

Is this the first time a string of callers actually worked lol i guess making fun of vos is just too easy

[@sks0158]

Ant and Jim remember 100 times more Shining quotes from the top of their heads than me and I finished watching the movie 10 minutes ago.

[@jamesthomison4356]

"Mr. Vos...you ARE still doing that awful bit about Barney" "Thashs strange shir...I dont have any recoleshion of that at all..."

[@ScoundrelSFB]

The only thing Opie added was pushing a button and having someone actually doing his job. Which was be funny. Thank God America was on point on this day.

[@nHochamp]

Haha "Heres..... Dummy"

[@jethrowomber]

I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna brush your teeth,brushem the fuck clean

[@sguraya7223]

Them talking about Netflix as a DVD rental place is a real trip

[@FryingTiger]

Do you clean your teeth with a SnowCat?!

[@bennysammy]

Vos said the same joke at 0:16 that Steve from Bayshore said at 10:08. Anthony howled after reading it from Steve from Bayshore, but scoffed at Vos when he said it. Vos gets no respect!

[@jaydell4039]

Vos not knowing is not the funny part it’s the funny lines by Anthony norton and the callers

[@GentlemanBystander]

"Your jokes are no good here, Mr. Vos."

[@englishpest3019]

You're scared of Room tooth-hurty-seven, ain't ya?

[@Techn9cian123]

Would have been the greatest bit of all time if someone wasn’t chewing loudly. Probably Vos or opie.

[@capone609]

The best thing is Vos laughing at comments he doesn’t know from the movie quotes

[@chadfresno4935]

The callers were playing the course right with the guys, really funny stuff.

[@dmaniac86]

15 years later and this shit still makes me howl. No one is greater than Vos.

[@gabrielpadilla7839]

here's dummy!! gold

[@1844Freddy]

I feel like Vos isn't even intelligent enough to sit through an entire movie.

[@elon_bust]

You that twitter guy?

[@jaymour6106]

"When do you think maybe we should take Vos to a dentist?!!!"

[@petesmith9475]

This is perhaps one of the greatest moments in radio history. Respect to Voss for taking this beating lol.

[@gabrielpadilla7839]

comefloss with us rich

[@spicyoctopus]

The one show callers did a thing

[@SBV123]

Jimmy's line at 9:15 made me tear up.

[@Pike200]

Opie doesn’t get the jokes either god Opie sucks

[@Ryan79345]

Huh? He's literally laughing along with everyone

[@ItalianTony86]

Vos is doing the Overbite hotel.

[@keithdouble1440]

I mean, this is an example where opie actually shined to his greatest potential. Cap it tain o de ship.

[@sguraya7223]

I started this video, and if nobody goes "HEEEEERE'S BONNNIEEEEEE!" I'm gonna be pissed lol

[@sguraya7223]

Never mind, here's dummy was better lol

[@TheFitz741]

6:18-6:25 I guarantee Vos said "What did he say?" because Mongo the Trucker's joke required spelling two 4-letter words with 3 letters....GUARANTEED! Heard it here first/nowhere 10 years after the fact..

[@efsbass]

What? Lol

[@spikespiegel2246]

The amount of home runs per minute is unprecedented

[@whocoulditbe1090]

"When do you think maybe I should end my set?" AS SOON POSSIBLE!!!

[@DeauxTheGreat1990]

Lmao this was brutal