'he's the strongest kid I know' He'd have to be to have fought off that coat hanger.
@sadketchupg8 жыл бұрын
'he takes both of your coats but he's got three hangers" holy shit
@metalmayhem36227 жыл бұрын
I think this is my favorite line ever
@TL23546 жыл бұрын
I don’t think Anthony would ever be able to do stand up but he is legit one of the funniest people I’ve ever heard
@isaacburrows84054 жыл бұрын
Honestly being funny and doing good standup don't always go together. Jimmys stand up is funny but not as funny and he is off the cuff
@Kjrw19913 жыл бұрын
Neither of you know dick about anything.
@johnochiltree11702 жыл бұрын
Anthony’s stand up is painfully unfunny
@lenhudson8194 Жыл бұрын
Some guys are just better at riffing. Patrice was good at standup, but, his real genius was just shooting the shit and ragging on people for fun.
@bushidonation7835 Жыл бұрын
💯
@MadDawg4207 жыл бұрын
i hate when opie tries to reign in ant and jims laughter. the combo of them laughing and riffing is like smooth opium
@durdenswrath6 жыл бұрын
Opie was always a buzzkill
@derekgleeson13532 жыл бұрын
He's a small, jealous man.
@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn3 ай бұрын
Idk opie was actually okay here lol I swear you guys hate him too much
@TheGr8one10229 жыл бұрын
I must have listened to this legendary clip hundreds of times and I've never not died of laughter. Just incredibly funny.
@TheJordanChronicles9 жыл бұрын
Ant and Jim are one of the greatest teams in comedy EVER. Hopefully some day soon we'll have them back together. Jim just needs to realize that radio is his thing and stop chasing other ventures. Also, imagine Ronny B with them? An Ant Ron and Jim show would be the best thing in the world.
@thefirmament16168 жыл бұрын
serious. opie never laughs while theyre going at it and dying
@KM-ch2wc7 жыл бұрын
TheJordanChronicles the chip chipperson podacast!
@citypopFM3 жыл бұрын
@@KM-ch2wc That's so not the same, sadly.
@citypopFM3 жыл бұрын
@@thefirmament1616 It is weird he set up these bits knowing Ant and Jim are going to be ruthlessly funny and fucked up, but he doesn't laugh and just sits there. I don't know what that's about but he gets come credit for setting it up.
@DaveLeperre2 жыл бұрын
What if we took Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan, let’s see who else… oh Tom Brady he’s good too! Yeah that would be hilarious! Best show ever! I’d watch that derrrrrrrp
@IndifferentBookWorm10 жыл бұрын
3 hangers!!! Holy fuck Ant, I nearly choked on that line.
@jrreogreugerugregreger74869 жыл бұрын
Well that was 10 and a half minutes of pure joy. Ant slaughtered a few times there. He's insanely quick with punchlines. Less than 10 seconds from when Jimmy said "Hard to..." he belted out a home run. That's while letting Jimmy finish his line as well. No one in radio is that quick and very few comics.
@kylehenry89895 жыл бұрын
I really miss it....god damn listening to Jimmy and Ant roll....instant tears from laughing. Listening to these 2 guys go is the only reason i use youtube
@augustattruia20674 жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree, sure as hell miss ant and jim, thank God for these clips
@citypopFM3 жыл бұрын
Patrice was spot on when he said Ant can access funny quicker than anyone.
@SuperStrik910 жыл бұрын
Waterheads are special for all the comedy they inspire.
@rjfink14 жыл бұрын
Jimmy has the most infectious laughter ever.
@srijanagrawal2554 жыл бұрын
"God bless em" "Really? Did he?" xD
@Shyng1015 жыл бұрын
Hawk-Brain Pierce, that line just comes to me out of nowhere and I crack up. Thanks, Ant.
@Snoofalah12 жыл бұрын
"Hey doc, going fishing?" "Sort of."
@SpeedyXGunz8 жыл бұрын
Anthony's finest hour.
@yaziyo11 жыл бұрын
"The only one it's easy on is the barber" Gold.
@ClibanariusJJ10 жыл бұрын
"They're special!" You know who's more special than anyone with Down Syndrome? Anyone without it. When you have a range of ability that is significantly wider, you're more unique, hate to break it to you, Dad Who Made The Wrong Choice.
@andershv22910 жыл бұрын
Haha! Not danish. Because there are few of them per definition they are very unusual, rare or "special". But not good-special, very very bad-special
@vincentrosethorn48864 жыл бұрын
Unique is a better word, but being unique does not equate to being optimal for any purpose, save, in this case, ruining family photos.
@Sarah-qx4vz3 жыл бұрын
@@vincentrosethorn4886 LMAO
@HarryDuBois61611 жыл бұрын
"Give all the Jews raises!" fucking killed me hahaha
@rls01235 жыл бұрын
2 coats but 3 hangers???? Fcking hysterical. 🤣🤣😭😭😭 Jimmy and Ant were so so good together!!! 😭
@stpfan72910 жыл бұрын
Hawkbrain Pierce is genius! Lololol
@matt35609 жыл бұрын
Does anyone remember all Ants references to people with downs having Pete Rose haircuts? Always made me laugh
@citypopFM3 жыл бұрын
It's clips like these that remind us Ant is a fucking quick comedic genius.
@randomconsumer44948 жыл бұрын
I use to work at a 7-11, 2 blocks down from an assisted living center for adults with down syndrome and other various "conditions". Water heads buying cigarettes and beer. Highly fucking comical.
@Thunderchild-gz4gc3 жыл бұрын
Taxpayer waste at its finest. Crazy not stupid.
@stereosaur16 жыл бұрын
"The only one it's easy on is the barber, he knows right away." HA HA HA HA HA, Ant kills.
@stevethomas749 жыл бұрын
"Shoulda been a BJ Hunnicut" HAHAHAHAHA >_
@ajr488815 жыл бұрын
"The language of the heart" Uncle Paul: American hero
@dan1127912 жыл бұрын
Crying @ Anthony's 'he takes your coats but has an extra hanger' joke
@erictseitz3 жыл бұрын
Ant is on fire here
@fezile11 жыл бұрын
That hanger joke had me in tears. Still laughing.
@mrskinszszs11 жыл бұрын
ant is on fire. "hawk brain" pierce has made me laugh at random intervals all day today.
@mufc452711 жыл бұрын
Opie "of course he's into mash, thats what his brain is"
@citypopFM3 жыл бұрын
Whenever Opie is unironically funny, I feel everyone in the studio breathes a happy sigh of relief.
@trawetseeldot8 жыл бұрын
Ant fucking killed this day.
@Thunderchild-gz4gc3 жыл бұрын
Like certain parents should have.
@YanTales7 жыл бұрын
7:25 best moment of comedic history
@TheTha4112 ай бұрын
When the doctor comes in and hes flipping pages with a hanger 😂
@yaziyo11 жыл бұрын
Everyone has things they don't like to hear joked about, you need to understand that if you can't laugh about one thing you can't stop others from doing the same.
@johnclavis15 жыл бұрын
PS I thumbs-upped your comment; without it, I never would have checked back. Merry Christmas to all!
@mach44914 жыл бұрын
i remember hearing this on the way to school for an exam. i was still laughing on the way in. def failed that one. sadly worth it
@jamesthomison43564 жыл бұрын
Hawkbrain Pierce lmaooo
@Dmcgrady710 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck this is funny. Sharp hilarious lines
@travisbickle72977 жыл бұрын
Mr Cumia at his very best..
@qubeh12037 жыл бұрын
"ever make love to somebody before they could talk? language of the heart." jimmy is the worst human being ever lmfao
@cjcrashoveride14 жыл бұрын
The most loving people you'll ever meet? I didn't realize Ghandi and Mother Theresa were mellon heads.
@BJZnRPZ15 жыл бұрын
i don't want ppl asking my wife if it's pete rose's child.
@hoff510414 жыл бұрын
Jimmy's laugh at 4:02 is hilarious!
@itsabeautifulanimism37044 жыл бұрын
Anthony had me on the floor from start to finish here 🤣🤣 This clip is pure gold!!
@NutNapalm13 жыл бұрын
Positive point - They make Eugenics arguments look more convincing.
@patdonovan3303 жыл бұрын
Anthony is one of the funniest fucks ever
@craig3.07 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest ive ever heard ant be
@drawstringg75192 жыл бұрын
Opie with these two professionals is like a water pot full of poison with garden of flowers
@drremulack61962 жыл бұрын
3:58 The Dr. is flipping through the paperwork with a hanger... Get it.
@lostfan7312 жыл бұрын
Spit out my water at Anthony's haircut joke
@PixelPariah14 жыл бұрын
"Where can I get a string a dem?"
@assassinbbx11 жыл бұрын
I felt like laughing to the jokes and I wont shut up.
@turdsmcgillicuddy51185 жыл бұрын
Ant is the king
@jackoflanagan12 жыл бұрын
you can put ireland on that list too man, i fuckin love O and A, twice as good when they had patrice in studio too
@xXRogueFloppersXx11 жыл бұрын
You are such a good example of the type of people I'm talking about. I want to see you people try to shut down something outside of your own box. I want to see a feminist try to stop a comic from making black jokes. I want to see a Mexican dude try to stop a comic from making jokes about women. I want to see someone that's affected by down syndrome try to stop comics from making gay jokes.
@alvalankerofficial6 жыл бұрын
Uncle Paul at the end
@borrisg49724 жыл бұрын
@SgtBaker16 How does Paul keep the deaf mute girl from tattlin? He breaks her fingers :3
@SWEP2AOTC200215 жыл бұрын
Seriously If a doctor told me my kid was going to be a downy Its right to the clinic and back to the drawing board
@ludachris011915 жыл бұрын
God, I just remember Ant was on fire that day. The only day that might've topped it was Tammy Faye.
@jnorth100012 жыл бұрын
They walk around pooping in their pants and eating their boogers all day. What a meaningful existance that is.
@noshortselectric5208 Жыл бұрын
The amount of material these guys have on this subject is staggering
@Amarksyhk14 жыл бұрын
LMAO ROTF HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAhAHA!!!! I shouldn't be laughing
@flyswatter456 жыл бұрын
One Pete rose haircut please
@TheCMinister13 жыл бұрын
@colslaven1 We enjoy this in England too :D I LLLOOOVVVEEE Drowning Waterheads!!! x x x
@davethehostage11 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure why you're watching this video, let alone browsing the comment section. This show is so very clearly not for you. Do you just look for things to be "offended" by?
@SeaTac41115 жыл бұрын
This is probably Ants best performance all the way up to the lame Judas Preist line.
@AICJDR14 жыл бұрын
LOL the barber
@JBrown_Trivium3 жыл бұрын
Barber 😭😂
@Shannonbarnesdr13 жыл бұрын
Pete rose or Moe. LOL simple
@CaptainBeefheart906 жыл бұрын
this is gold
@anonUK14 жыл бұрын
@cjcrashoveride This idea that kids with Downs are "more loving" is desperate clutching at straws. Unlike some other disabled people, any sort of real achievement in life (relative to most other people) is impossible. Yes, they can learn to eat with a fork or wipe their own backsides but we all learnt these things as tiny kids. If I wanted someone to love me without complication or my needing to do anything to deserve it, I would rather get a dog- and I'm not even much of a dog lover.
@AUSROTTENY2K8 жыл бұрын
1:00 3:02 3:57 6:39
@BlueMoonz5513 жыл бұрын
A hanger. OMFG!!!!! XD
@AroundSun12 жыл бұрын
trapped in the john LMAO
@DHodges1879 жыл бұрын
I am loving this playlist of "Offensive" Opie and Anthony segments but 7 or so clips in I am kind of offended that its not really that offensive. Least not to me. Its gold.
@Shannonbarnesdr13 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yeah, they are hilarious and and damn some of it’s true, these so called special needs kids and adults are NOT gifts, many of them truly are a hassle and a burden especially as adults
@sniper608116 жыл бұрын
This makes me even more pro-choice.
@centralcoaststandup14 жыл бұрын
Where can I get a string of them...
@drremulack61962 жыл бұрын
4:03 he takes both of your coats, but has 3 hangers..
@OniSyphon7 жыл бұрын
Flush flush flush flush!
@iamthegreatest200612 жыл бұрын
@7477238 Because of the joke that all Down Syndrome people have the same haircut.
@happydog6537 Жыл бұрын
Oh well yeah after they test it they usually terminate the pregnancy. They’re not testing so they can plan a party. It’s not a good thing. I love it when people refer to it as a miracle because it’s the first miracle I’ve ever seen that necessitates attending a support group
@raspycellist12 жыл бұрын
@TheAjskittle Was it before, or did you change it.
@IKhanNot12 жыл бұрын
I've listened to tons of O&A clips and laughed my ass off but I don't get the barber part. What do they mean? Obviously it was damn funny because usually they don't lose it like that on air lol.
@RobertHurleyJr Жыл бұрын
It's simple for the barber because they only get 1 of 2 haircut styles: the Pete rose or ??? I forget somebody say what the other one was. Thx
@moepippy14 жыл бұрын
Where can I get a string of em...
@eberg86307 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the line, Hawkbrain Pierce?
@shanustheanus11 жыл бұрын
Well if you're unsure why bother commenting? I mean I appreciate what your family went through is tough, but as you say it's hard to tell if what somebody says on KZbin is the truth or not. But for the sake of conversation lets assume you weren't lying, I mean why would you? But assuming that, then I would understand why you would be affected by certain topic, but the comment you originally responded to had no malice involved whatsoever, it was merely a play on words. Hence my response.
@xXRogueFloppersXx11 жыл бұрын
And just because some comedy is made from points that the comedian believes and some is made from horrible things that pretty much no one believes in, what does it matter? Can there be only one way to do comedy? If something is presented in a comedic way, you can't say "He shouldn't say that, that's offensive." because it's funny to some people and that's all that matters when it's comedy.
@shanustheanus11 жыл бұрын
At least you understand what your parents went through.
@Akirathedon9214 жыл бұрын
Oh Uncle Paul
@Edubbplate13 жыл бұрын
@pyrix Do you realize how much humor people get out of them.
@PatriotNotGovernment13 жыл бұрын
@CoolerKing37 no her whole name was We've Lost All Faith but We've Lost All takes too long to say.
@dirthpool9 жыл бұрын
Lighten up, Kayla.
@bradnugget11 жыл бұрын
Say hi to your brother for me. Don't worry, he won't understand.
@jakemeyer664712 жыл бұрын
oh chip
@johnclavis15 жыл бұрын
I'll agree with that.
@camk701012 жыл бұрын
Tssst... Double guns!
@rayblack200414 жыл бұрын
@gopconservative78 they work in fast food too lol
@cjcrashoveride14 жыл бұрын
@anonUK Agreed entirely.
@justaguy22578 жыл бұрын
dear god for the life of me I can't fucking figure out the barber joke can somebody please explain this shit? this is killing me
@wesley57294 жыл бұрын
there's a stereotype that all mentally retarded people have buzzcuts because they are easy to manage
@TheDaveBloom3 ай бұрын
Lots of folks with downs syndrome have that same stupid bowl cut is the joke