Opie & Anthony: Paralyzed Opie

[@mathewchambersvideo]

This is one of the greatest 15 minutes in O&A history!

[@antonio8904100]

Matthew Chambers Absolutely was!

[@AllAirCap]

I listen to this once a month. Never ends without my cheeks hurting. Damn you Ant.

[@ClibanariusJJ]

"Wheel 'em out Wednesday" rules.

[@Jakeypretzels]

ClibanariusJJ That line didn't get nearly enough love

[@JRC99]

Rare instance of a caller absolutely nailing it

[@TimothyDonaghue]

when anthony goes: "Brother man, brother man..." i fucking lose it laughing

[@BuffPsyduck]

paralyzed opie and burnt bobby are two of my favorite clips from this show. Ant is hilarious.

[@Techn9cian123]

“Again, I have no guests today” lol. Funny and true.

[@neil340]

Opie told this story expecting actual sympathy. Amazing. Especially with Vos in the room.

[@jakelamarcalouie3681]

I'm not even joking, scariest minuet of my life.

[@vincent2053]

@@jakelamarcalouie3681 What’s a minuet?

[@tobymcgroby8967]

Opie reminds me of those one-uppers when he does that.. They beat you to death with the story until they get the reaction they believe they deserve🙉

[@godlesspeacesign8852]

​@@vincent2053a minuet does exist, but thats not a length of time lol

[@dankworksteezflow]

Opie really brought this beating on to himself. The way he persisted with the story, that a room full of comedians were already working on, he should have expected this. It's still funny to me that one of the only thrashings of Opie was a hypothetical surreal joke-fest about an event that didn't even happen to him, and he's still so uncomfortable and it's also one of the most celebrated clips of Opie getting a beating.

[@DHodges187]

let it go FUCK!.

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

It shows how opie had no place on this show. Anyone could have “steered the ship”

[@TL2354]

He didn’t seem uncomfortable at all

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

TL2354 you’re not very perceptive, I’d recommend you listen to “burnt Bobby” which is basically the same exact scenario of a hypothetical injury and see how bob kelly handles it.

[@reddeath707]

Love that Opie put a guy through hoping to end the bit, but he just gave it twice the momentum.

[@danhemsley]

Guys, stop telling jokes and entertaining the audience, opie needs to repeat himself for the tenth time.

[@MidTierVillain]

Doyle the Human Butt Boil.

[@cky1088]

You spelled Anthony wrong, you know, the king of repeats?

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

Ice Ice Booey do you understand the irony of how you wrote this?

[@TL2354]

Yea, no one else on the show has ever done this

[@matthewlong2667]

Now guys. Can't we all get along? Fucking paraplegic cunts too?

[@jacobgalloway8570]

This is the greatest pounding ever, partly because there was real vitriol behind it. Who knew that when Ant and Jimmy left he would be comically paralyzed.

[@heySTUPIDass]

What a gem. "Comically paralyzed" Oof

[@Jakeypretzels]

Anthony is a genius, this might be my favorite O&A segment ever.

[@backstreetsbackalright4363]

When Ant lets slip the "Say hi to your mother for me, because she ain't sticking around" you know that one cut deep. Just letting his true feelings out. Stupid Opie thought this was a deep story, and the room tears him to shreds.

[@manueldelush9716]

Absolute radio gold happening live and opie still takes it personally, Opie the hole strikes again

[@gattuso1980]

Anthonys stem cell research line gets me everytime!

[@Grochlink]

"Blueberries, cheerios and boogers" got me this time around.

[@christopherparcella6925]

Alright bit over, will always be one of my favorite things.

[@Andros1921]

The old walkover would take forever.

[@SheikMaster3000]

This is truely one of the best moments in radio history!

[@pnlson5629]

This bit on Opie being paralyzed, and the show it's originally from .... ("The Spinning Comedy Wheel Of Death Show" from September 16 2010) ....is probably my all-time favorite bit/show in all of O&A history

[@TheSlammurai]

It was almost perfect. The only thing that would have made it better was Patrice.

[@sp1duh84]

Opie tries his best to head the boys off at the pass, but he can't stop that onslaught. Wicked radio!

[@imONurBOAT]

This was my all time favorite O and A moment, every second has me dying!!!

[@drgonzosfear]

still one of my most favorite bits

[@Charliefox71]

"I broke my nose, dude! Hold my hand, dude".

[@jasonsmith9959]

This might be my fav O&A clip ever

[@ronnimm6456]

This and Patrice talking about the rock coat. Heard them so many times and still laugh my ass off.

[@joshjosh9010]

"Where you gonna say something, buddy?"

[@hippwn123]

lol Opie falls, "Almost paralyzed"....No Opie, you fucking fell on your face, get over it.

[@michaelpink4004]

What’s in the pumpkin brew?

[@Wildfan-sg3fh]

To Opie's credit, he just accepted it once he knew it was at a point of no return.

[@NomnomJawsnomnom]

Yeah, he even joined in a tiiiiny bit, with the comment about having to get a special van to ride in.

[@chrisbungenstock8552]

@@NomnomJawsnomnom Yea, after trying to change the subject 17 times...jesus christ that was painful, God he sucks.

[@guitarsANDcars39]

He deserves ZERO credit.

[@kylemcgill2966]

It's sad that people have to point out when he finally plays along or if he says anything remotely funny. He is fishing for those sympathy comments from ruthless comics. ZILCH.

[@derekgleeson1353]

Not really, he kept whining

[@MrKRUB123]

Greg tried so hard to wiggle out of this savage beating.

[@johngobalski6653]

"Nah I'm too fat, remember?" hahahah

[@commissarjb]

My favorite line

[@spaulding625]

"It's the opie show."

[@VerifiedFiveIron]

+spaulding625 It will be this October.

[@Betoven81]

Five Iron how do you like them apples 🍎?

[@SirRobertDole2]

"Again I have no guests..."

[@Ryang403]

@@SirRobertDole2 haha u beat me to it with that man lol.

[@theflanman1986]

GovernorVentura I find it hilarious that all the regular comics that used to love the show with Anthony and Jimmy all disowned the hack dopie as soon as possible. It really speaks volumes to the lack of respect they all had for him.

[@ChrisWhite.fishing]

Anthony is just fueling the fire

[@BryanTorresdey]

"Scariest second of my life" gave us the funniest 15 mins in radio

[@Yokes27]

The sound of the crunch opster was the greggshells

[@girlwithgreenhairpfp]

I swear, the most vicious shows were when Vos and Bobby were in studio.

[@DHodges187]

Nope.

[@codeman4546]

Doyle Hodges I think he's confusing "vicious" with "DER!"

[@vincent2053]

@@DHodges187 Ok now it’s not true

[@chkc19]

The show today was awesome. Laughed for 2 hours straight.

[@sca8217]

Surreal reading this comment exactly a decade later.

[@ToruKun1]

DOUBLE POST: It's a good thing Chris Jericho wasn't here. LINGER LONGER!

[@vincentjackson7718]

a contest to build him a ramp had me rolling

[@mawbts530]

I loved Ant's "Erock and roll" joke. Should have gotten a bigger pop than it did.

[@amensupremera]

Jimmy had the best line, "He'll be sitting there like old lady from the katrina photo at the Superdome"

[@cripplermaximus]

"Fucking Handicapped" ruined me lolll

[@jonathanlinderer7271]

Bob said a wave ripped his shorts off, that was actually a whale trying to mate with him.

[@dkdcnone5771]

Oil can Oil can hahahaha! What a great Wizard of Oz reference

[@omartriplett]

I never get tired of hearing this bit. LMMFAO

[@Bips69]

Uncle Wavy. LMAO!!!!

[@RobertHurleyJr]

Opie sharing his story to four comics (if you rightfully include Ant); what did he expect. Absolutely hilarious.

[@TheSlammurai]

Bob almost killed the bit but Jimmy came through with the save.

[@rsaini00]

Once Jimmy leaves in October I hope this becomes a reality

[@johnclavis]

This was a riot. Thanks very much for uploading this stuff!!!

[@MrKRUB123]

This is arguably the funniest, most intense beating in radio history. We've all seen the footage where a pack of hyenas is taking down a zebra.

[@ITILII]

More like lions devouring a jackass 🤣

[@scottybricks3996]

We get it opie you thought you were paralyzed. I'm so glad the more he brought it up the harder they started bashing him and his stupid "injury."

[@JohnLee_99]

I had to pause this due to stomach pains from laughter.

[@ebscoHOSTpub]

“I know a friend that was paralyzed” No you don’t. You were trying to save face. Hahaha

[@Yokes27]

Still one of the greatest clips ever from O and A

[@EmoSceneKid654]

"People blowing into his straw, making him drive into the walls." I imagined Opie flying towards a wall in his wheelchair letting out a monotone, "Ahhhhhhhhhh!".

[@goreds551]

Voss: You would have a "build me a ramp contest." LMAO

[@sirdzl7105]

4:26 this has all happened and ope didn't even need to go boogie-boarding

[@ThePigeonmilk]

I don't know what's funnier, them making fun of Opie or Rich Vos dying in the background

[@Techn9cian123]

0:00 I got slammed 0:24 but I... 0:40 no I.. 1:24 no I almost.. 2:52 no it was.. 2:56 no I’m... 3:49 but I got.. 5:27 did you ever.. 7:32 dude I was..

[@kevinericsnell4092]

"I broke my nose. I'm gonna be sniffing into the microphone for the rest of my life."

[@defaultusername123]

Kevin Eric Snell and burping

[@tobymcgroby8967]

Just as much as I love to hate Opie, I love to hear them getting along too.. isn't that weird?

[@derekgleeson1353]

Opie said he thought he paralysed himself THREE TIMES within the first 90 seconds.

[@KyleS.1987]

Jesus, how did this get even funnier after 'Uncle Wavey.'

[@bonchbonch]

"There'd be two pristine shoes in every shot."

[@variansv]

Jesus this is brutal. Everyone was just waiting to unload on him. Almost feel sorry for him, but na

[@skinsman82000]

dont you date feel sorry for gregshells

[@Ryang403]

lol feel sorry for him? nooo way man haha.

[@theflanman1986]

It was joking based on a hypothetical scenario.... he is such a pussy. The actual funny guests along with Anthony and jimmy used to destroy each other in a brutal fashion constantly.

[@Gunstill]

here's the sound of Opie sneezing *CRASSHHHH*

[@victorcotto6699]

Ok OPIE... we get it, you shared a scary story. His spin? "See, I know my role... I put that out there and gave 'em material. I've bene doing this radio thing for a long time... I know how to pace a show. Period."

[@TL2354]

Lay in traffic

[@michealballspen1s93]

@@TL2354 after you

[@sentientdogma1206]

@@TL2354did your uncle lay with you when you were a kid?

[@rodgar633]

most favorite bit

[@thefourthdegree]

It’s a shame Opie didn’t paralyze his vocal cords

[@millionminimagicmice]

5:27 Opie tries to change the conversation...

[@mutesenscans]

he tries to stop it about 17 times. it's really, really painful.

[@gladius69]

Scarlet Infinity Greggshells in full effect.

[@colemanterry5835]

EdEmKay hahahahaha I was about to comment that 5 years too late

[@tomheslington2993]

Bravo Jimmy

[@marcellocapone4925]

What a segue. Awesome stuff!

[@jackjackjackncoke9666]

Definitely recommend looking up the full audio from that day, it was quite a brutal one... This story was just an attempt for Opie to sound interesting since we all know he's always the least funny guy in the room at any given moment. The kicker is Opie just doesn't shut the fuck up about it and he keeps coming back to it but when they keep piling on with the jokes he becomes oversensitive Opie who can barely take the joke.

[@SabbathLily]

One of the best...

[@briandavey1139]

I'll say one thing about Greg, that man can tell a story.

[@ArkonBlade]

Opie finally contributes some thing funny and still tries to derail it

[@DeltaCity2K]

Probably one of the funniest bits in recent memory.

[@PostWokeSocialCLub]

😂….you and Howard’s limo would be riding the same elevator down!!!

[@95Everan]

Wheel em out Wednesday was My favorite part 💀😂!!! Opie can’t take it . This guy must be turning red . He keeps going to the phone trying to find a caller who is gonna change the subject an save his punk ass

[@richardgullick1867]

1:08 Never noticed the Opie "boogers" reference before

[@jasonwhiteside6239]

There’s another one Bobby makes around the middle taking about having something, blueberries and boogers in the colostomy bag (I’m not tech savvy or i would time stamp for you).

[@WelcomeToThe92503]

Ahh fuck. looooool This is classic. OP was probably in full axiety/panic mode 1:00 minute into this lashing. haha

[@thehomemadedisease9485]

holy shit this whole thing is priceless

[@TheSlimshadyfan4ever]

i almost got into an accident listening to this live on the radio i was laughing soo hard

[@Mitch-Cumstein]

The only time Opie can actually take a joke is when its a hypothetical situation that never happened and it has nothing to do with his character. How all these comedic geniuses put up with him for more than a decade is beyond me.

[@MightyMarven]

Opie can't just enjoy a good natured ribbing or heaven forbid join in. If he wasn't the boss I seriously doubt he'd have any male friends.

[@Mike-bz3wc]

“I went to go buggee bordin” hahahaha

[@ddummy86]

this whole show is worth uploading

[@Akirathedon92]

Wheel em out Wednesday

[@britznick]

thy mrm 4 uploading

[@willchadick9895]

“Fucking handicapped “ 😂

[@sca8217]

You know Anthony is not holding back here .. he's had it by now...

[@OneShotKiller1996]

They described his current show 😂😂 this is one of the greatest o&a bits and dopie some how made it a little uncomfortable

[@thornie123]

Hahaha. Fuck me I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

[@Anuskasv0]

Hahaha almost feel bad for Opie, he was so hurt hahah

[@kailasghum]

"LEGS"

[@ComicMaster2008]

I gotta catch my breath.

[@GiantDoucheNG]

incredible fucking show today. the entire thing is gold, not a minute of filler.

[@Logicalpsycho2323]

".....Fucking Handicapped" my dick projectile shot right off of my body from laughing so hard. Ant is a national treasure.

[@SkylaneMusic]

Jokes are always funnier when you repeat them, especially if you stutter through it the second time around.

[@GG57]

At least Patrice wasn't there. Small consolation for Opie