Opie & Anthony: HBO's Dwarfs: Not A Fairy Tale (Video)

[@TristypoozOA]

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[@hareeballsack7379]

Ya dont try an miss anything Including feet an years off ur life ayyyy ehhh.

[@WendyGayleMarch]

The woman you asshats are railing on passed away today. May you rot.

[@samueldawkins]

@@WendyGayleMarch shaddup broad

[@ReviloIlio]

Qaaaaqqqaaaa

[@LIQUIDSNAKEz28]

This was THE MOST SAVAGE radio show that EVER existed

[@BongJabbar]

@@smartyjonez5470 Ok i totally agree Ant should have NEVER been fired. But if that were today, he would have been wise enough to not go on a Twitter tirade the way he did. Cancel culture is complete bullshit....but at the same time, he'd still have a job with XM.

[@MrEvanNoyes]

If o&a was still on radio (or a podcast) I would listen to nothing else. Even if it was ant and jimmy.

[@prestonnelson3833]

The Howard Stern Show is undoubtedly the most savage show ever!!! O&A just ripped him off accept for the funny stuff look up howard stern between 1992-2014

[@dylanstandingalone]

A while back I had a realization, there was a show where opie offhandedly mentioned "oh yeah we've done cannibalism already.."

[@manwithnoname3024]

@@prestonnelson3833 it’s pretty common knowledge that they wanted to do a show like Howard’s. However OnA evolved while Howard went soft as fuck. I can’t list to Stern at all any more. He’s horrid. Once he went on that stupid fucking talent show I knew it was over. Couldn’t listen any more. Just bad radio. It’s sad that he fell so far.

[@michellec765]

God damn I love Ants 50s voice I need a collection of just that

[@chonconnor6144]

The best, those clips are gold and the music bed of 40s big band makes anything comedy gold with Ants voice.

[@heySTUPIDass]

Transatlantic dark parodies are riveting "Don't forget your Lucky Strikes!"

[@T3t4nu5]

Man, a little realism is needed in a kid's life. If your dwarf daughter says she wants to be a basketball player you need to sit her down and explain "That's never going to happen, because you're a girl."

[@capslockcapable1719]

I guarantee, a dwarf basketball player would boost WNBA spectators by ten, fifteen percent. PERHAPS MORE THAN THAT JIM

[@javierdaniel1429]

@@capslockcapable1719 "She was a very shortened stupid girl."

[@user-og6hl6lv7p]

Wouldn't her height be more of a factor? Sounds kind of ridiculous otherwise.

[@deefbogarde8277]

​@@user-og6hl6lv7p ow litteral Jim!

[@angeldaroseli3031]

You got me! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ralphrichardson6044]

Jim has really mellowed over the years.

[@frodofraggins]

he's not as good without Anthony around

[@TRIIGGAVELLI]

Ant was the bad influence.

[@eismndmsoaidhndmsm]

I feel like jimmy is probably hesitant to go as hard as he used to in today’s climate, especially after he saw what happened to ant

[@SamHotHam24]

Modern Jim will never be as good as Chip, it's like he lost his edge of sumthin... Tiisss tiisss

[@Dylanbeee]

@Tom Henesey When I was in my 20's we used to steal boats and cars and go on joy rides. Now all I want to do is play video game and try and be in bed at a reasonable hour.

[@heyitsvos]

take your disasters to connect ticut

[@RosebudKane41]

YOU WERE NEVER SUPPOSED TO LEAVE CONNECTICUT.

[@Theevil6ify]

Jim getting so fucking angry at these little people being happy is hysterical

[@teamhex]

Funny, but damn I feel bad for that first dude.

[@keithode1737]

Yeah it takes a lot to get me in the feels but the photo of him at age five abandoned by his family is pretty awful.

[@pdude239]

Don't get confused, there was a national bowling ball shortage at that time. The parents were selfish douches for not donating their thing to a local bowling alley.

[@theflanman1986]

That is so fucking brutal... poor dude.

[@salvagemonster3612]

Yeah. These 2 will have to answer even to Satan for that one. I mean he was down in hell listening and going “ Damn! Boys boys boys, what are you sayin?”

[@santana3212]

Martha Holland Stanley passed away on November 11, 2021, survived by husband Steve Stanley.

[@doodlemunch2774]

Awwww 😢

[@TurdFerguson884]

Gotta love ants old timey voice

[@majinboot8775]

2005: Everyone's so politically correct. 2021: Hold my soy skim iced latté.

[@dalesfailssagaofasuslord783]

Seriously

[@andysalter7192]

2022 : Hold my Female penis .

[@TairyHesticles]

Man I miss O&A.

[@michellec765]

Missing em still :(

[@myworms]

That couple is still married, and the documentary was almost 20 years ago, so I give them props.

[@johnnyswords9136]

At least they found each other. Did you find someone, stupid? Doubt it.

[@Jumbopoptv]

Martha died last year so not really

[@myworms]

@@Jumbopoptv I wrote this before last year

[@bshaun]

Life's rough when a damn dog stares at you like you're odd 6:05

[@hatednyc]

bshaun hahaha! Reacting to the camera lol

[@LuneyTune72]

I love this comment haha

[@tumalditamadresita]

Jesus Bro wtf I'm dead

[@AltCTRLF8]

the dog stops and gives him a scooby snack..

[@salvagemonster3612]

I think it was more like FOOD

[@TheTha411]

When Jimmy said "They didnt care about you either...stupid" I burst into laughter.

[@user-sb4if2cu7o]

3:50 my man is fit as hell God damn over 60 too.

[@wookienutsack5481]

Immediately watched Willow

[@santana3212]

Peck! Peck! Peck! Peck!

[@codyphillips3133]

Thanks for the uploads. Nice little edits in between as well.. it seems VideOandA had gone quiet so this seems to fill that void.

[@cooliereddz4141]

The refreshing taste of a lucky or some disaster screwing up your family photos 😂😂😂

[@justin2956]

I love how opie is incapable of being funny so he thinks cruelty is the next best thing. He’s like an edgy teenager on 4chan that never grew up.

[@bink]

How was Opie being more cruel than the other two? He was being way less vicious than they were

[@jordonlegge9819]

@@bink because its cool to hate opie

[@DangerMenace]

@@bink Welcome to modern O&A fans, trying desperately to fit in with the other KZbin comments.

[@HitzThaDon]

Idk, there's always just a certain evil and condescending tone towards down-trodden people in society whereas Jim and ant always came from a place of trying to be funny FIRST, then shocking and/or cruel, opie was just an asshole without the funny, that's just how I see it though, may be wrong but eh 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@onionhat745]

@@bink It's because their cruelty had a joke attached.

[@RobbieJack78]

“And this is me at boarding school at 5. I saw all the other kids had families come see them, and take them home. I didn’t have anything like that.” I forgot what I was watching, and was about to ball for this poor bastard. Then I remembered where I was, and laughed - I was Bobby Kelly for a second there.

[@SundayMorningRunner]

hold my hand

[@jennpenn5]

You mean bawl.

[@tumalditamadresita]

Jesus that shit was rough

[@AllofJudea]

That was sad though. It's OK to empathize with people, just don't let them f*ck you up the a**

[@joeyslap426]

Ball with a slow draw

[@tedsheckler6648]

8:03 the fact that you went out of your way to find a voiceover for Anthony cumia talking about how all midgets have to all be in Connecticut makes you more dedicated than most at making good O&A clips. You've enchanted the Chippah!

[@salvagemonster3612]

Do you realize Jim Norton is only four inches from technically being called a dwarf or midget.

[@suspicioustumbleweed4760]

But they call Jim the thumb kid

[@samueldawkins]

do you?

[@TheTha411]

No shit. Everyone knows hes short..stupid.

[@Jay-fx4tx]

Yes, he's also just one sentence from being an openly gay man.

[@bowlingbbabe]

This is amazing with the video accompaniment

[@TristypoozOA]

Thanks man

[@nickdirienzo2849]

I love the knee high camera with the sad music!🤣

[@stevenw2028]

She actually taught at my middle school. Small world.

[@Murdock_the_Pooch]

steven wood What did she teach & how was she as a teacher?

[@stevenw2028]

Murdock The Pooch my buddy had her for English. Actually a really nice lady and knowledgeable. Would joke on herself a lot and just go 'oops, I dropped my papers' a lot. Couldn't keep a hold of stuff.

[@fuchfred4646]

+steven wood Small world, I seen what you done there At least I think I did, or I'm looking too far into it and it's a happy coincidence. But maybe it isn't a coincidence and you actually meant it like that, which would make me look dumb for questioning it

[@stevenw2028]

I did, one of the few that was relevant to me and worked on a couple levels. Not quite a home run but I'll take it.

[@stevenw2028]

It was 16 years ago . . . I was 13 and didn't have a phone. The first one I got was a green screen. Wasn't taking a polaroid to school dummy.

[@adampierce7468]

She doesn't seem like the type of teacher I could look up to.

[@Gormlessostrich]

Tss... tss...

[@DisgruntledPigumon]

Raj G what does tss tss mean?

[@WendyGayleMarch]

She died today. She touched many lives and had recently retired. She never wanted help in her elementary through high school years. Finding this cruel bit today online is horrid.

[@samueldawkins]

@@WendyGayleMarch 😂

[@cassondrazierk6313]

@@WendyGayleMarch she was my teacher. I miss her so much. And I can’t believe someone could say these awful things about her without even knowing her.

[@RollCredits1]

ahh fresh VideOandA type content. Thanks man. keep em coming!

[@TristypoozOA]

will do bro

[@JokersWild70]

Who remembers "Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf" from the Howard Stern Show? Man, he was great!!!! I miss that guy.

[@flickiow24]

And Eric the midget

[@JokersWild70]

@@flickiow24 Nah, only when he was mad, otherwise he was one of the most boring fuckers on the planet. Hank was never boring, lol.

[@pjganley]

@Jeff Baker sprite and vodka. Gotta correct you for Hank.

[@edwinchilders3517]

Howard Stern, isn't that Anna Nicole Smith's ex bf?

[@Living_Legend85]

Booo

[@painjammin]

"Some dirty Asian sneezes in his face!" LOL! Hello Coronavirus!

[@SuperSatana69]

Jim Norton hates dwarfs.

[@mikek4610]

SpongeBobNoPants because theyre taller than he is

[@turdsmcgillicuddy5118]

As he should. They’re fucking awful.

[@88_TROUBLE_88]

Who doesn't hate dwarves???

[@jasmeg2844]

Dwarves are not good people.

[@joeraguso5376]

Jim Norton is five foot four

[@tonystyles21]

Hank the angry drunken dwarf lives

[@CatchThe80sWave]

16:17 - Ant's midget Fonzie impression. I was crying from laughing.

[@ijonkilledyou6062]

HAHAHHAHAHA

[@VonTaylan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tobe1207]

Not there yet, idk how it would be a different voice 🤣

[@dontaetrowell5011]

Thanks man!!! Been trying to find this special for a bout a year, so I could follow along with the bit.

[@TristypoozOA]

DonTae Trowell wasn’t easy to find

[@XGCHEAVYFIRE1]

“Just bite her back and hold her” 😂😂😂

[@Gustavo-fm2vm]

Lol 😂 I visualized a dog 🐕 doing that to her.

[@VonTaylan]

@@Gustavo-fm2vm Hahahahahahaha

[@fuchfred4646]

"Floating thumb, floating thumb, people." I don't know why that got me but it fucking got me

[@nothingtoseehere7736]

What’s he the watchman of?A miniature golf course?Oh!

[@RyanCFoster]

Mattresses... making sure no one removes the tags.

[@benwood7174]

"The ring was a washer from an eye glass screw". I woke my girl up 5 rooms away laughing so hard.. brutal

[@Women_Rock]

Dwarves should be ashamed for what they did to the Falmer

[@jimmyrustler8983]

#FalmerLivesMatter

[@209srkejg]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 this made me snort from laughter 😂😂

[@5milemacc737]

This is the only place online you can see find this doc.

[@tonyelectionfraud669]

thats funny as hell lol

[@theninjararar]

the people that are supposed to be staring at her are obviously just looking at the camera

[@CommissarKane]

I forgot how brutal Jimmy was.

[@robertstraw9881]

8:22 oh my fucking god. Anthony is a genius. I’ve just burst.

[@VonTaylan]

CONNECTICUT!!

[@BusterCherry1]

I thought it was a big bird!

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

Oh so the guy with pedo glasses just happened to fall in love with the little person huh? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@krissaberhagen]

Idk from far away he looks like a 12 year old trying to hard to hit puberty, bet he gets the stiff eye from pedos. They end up getting close and realize hes 30 lol.

WTF are the midgets drinking tall boy beers, lol. AWESOME 🤣

[@borrisg4972]

nah those are those 7oz cans, they just look like it in those Vos-esque hands. midgets aren't allowed to drink tallboys.

[@heyitsvos]

Fuck that's funny

[@renebrown7394]

With chocolate cake to boot...

[@imboofingit8684]

44:19 Coors light with chocolate birthday cake made me almost vomit

[@tomkat4480]

@27:30 her fingers look inside out gloves

[@devlinallistair-zx5by]

Lemme pick the most assertive nail polish color there is for my stubby, little fingers. Yuck.

[@barahng]

Cant find the original videOandA of this, thanks for the upload.

[@TristypoozOA]

200% SMUG never been done before that’s why. Super rare to find

[@Eyeriz96]

i was crying @ 9:06 jimmy's dice story, fuckin hilarious

[@grilledlettuce1845]

I keep coming back here for Ant's Transatlantic Connecticut law explanation

[@angeldaroseli3031]

I love how HBO did the midget POV walking down the street.

[@digcity4523]

Right? Lol wtf they did it in the first scene with the older dwarf when he visited his mom at 33

[@fifihey]

Jim's Joaquin Phoenix impression tho 😂

[@TristypoozOA]

the clip seems to creep in alot of my videos

[@oryou1142]

Tho yeah tho

[@Gustavo-fm2vm]

He hates Joaquin and I don’t blame him.

[@lyzzlyzzy1023]

I kno! It was horrid.

[@Living_Legend85]

Holy shit! The ‘Jim Norton hates everything’ vid on KZbin is f’n great, the oil spill birds bit, for example

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

10:00 I like her work in Phantasm.

[@tumalditamadresita]

I soooooooo miss this Jim Norton Please come back Jimmy

[@ArkonBlade]

I love dark humor. God Bless O&A

[@jbvap]

Goddamn lmao. Lil yimmy and ant are absolutely viscous together. Hilarious.

[@KC-bg1th]

Oh shit, a VideOandA I haven't seen before.

[@TristypoozOA]

check this one out also kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqSrm3priKp8bpo

[@fookutube501]

Rip Marth you will sadly miss

[@Gustavo-fm2vm]

Hey Tristy, do you know which movie or clip this laugh 7:23, comes from?

[@shannonbriggs100]

I know I’m going straight to hell for laughing at this but god damn... I can’t help but laugh when watching these guys. It’s that sick, twisted, dark humour that just kills me every time.

[@VonTaylan]

Same here man. The moment Ant said that he rang the doorbell with a Stick...... I lost it😂

[@VonTaylan]

You have to agree that is some funny stuff.

[@stephenkissane4268]

Time to shatter a few myths they don't have magic powers

[@justinwaters8679]

11:30 Jolly green- giant reference. so obscure, but so perfect.

[@ArgHelo]

I read an article today trying to tell me that midgets can be sexually attractive (notwithstanding weird fetishes). This was the perfect, mean-spirited antidote to that.

[@fakenewsnetwork1035]

If these all had videos o&a would be like the 1st nostalgia podcast

[@conversationstranglersteve9873]

Bawby kills me 😂 "Dooooood the midgets, marriage, so sad, hold my hand."

[@isaac13d]

10:14 real questions! They use one of those little grabbers that have the dinosaur head where the mouth opens when you squeeze the lever. They just aim it down there and... squeeze squeeze squeeze!

[@jamesfleming2909]

lucky she lived on the 3rd floor or the poor little fella would never have reached the 4th floor button in the lift

[@notxdeadxyet8676]

Is it possible to increase the volume on your end Tristy? It's very low

[@xPadge112x]

I still can't get over the director or whoever it was...that made the conscious decision to film the black and white shots from hip height....ya know so we're immersed in his perspective...fucking hack. Maurey levels of sincerity shown here.

[@kdot8340]

I honestly feel sorry for the older guy lol his family didn't want him and never showed up for shit for him..thats fucked up..lol

[@dorpth]

Of course it's not a fairy tale. Dwarves are a completely different species from fairies.

[@MJAce85]

dorpth you’re right, they’re more related to elves than fairies right?

[@TheDaveBloom]

What's a goblin, then?

[@salvagemonster3612]

So in Newton Iowa they do the Midget car races. Does this mean now they have to change the name to the Little Person car races?

[@SundayMorningRunner]

16:20 if she wouldn't be such a horrific mistake you can tell she could have been a real cute.

[@SuperSatana69]

He likes it when they suffer.

[@Breezy-bv9te]

These guys are so cruel!! Funny as hell but so cruel!! 😂😂

[@TristypoozOA]

Piper 1027 oh this is nothing haha kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqSrm3priKp8bpo

[@tommytwomommy]

Cruel is funny

[@al11220]

Piper 1027 It's all part of the magic, the Laci Peterson murder bit was radio gold.

[@TRIIGGAVELLI]

Shuuuuuut up hole!

[@brandonobaza8610]

Welcome to the fold, Piper 😈 One of us One of us One of us One of us

[@davethomas4841]

I was going to give this video a thumbs up but I can’t I have a floating thumb

[@Poxymonkeypox]

where you paused the video after she says she has excepted she won't become a model is fantastic.

[@cbappa2]

Funk Enstein Jake, it's Chinatown

[@KingofClassy]

And then Opie wondered why Jack Black never came back in

[@kdot8340]

I wonder if O&A have ever heard of Eric the Midget lmao

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

Dwarves and Midgets are two different things. Dwarves HATE Midgets because they're proportional -- their heads fit their bodies, their fingers don't look like sausages, and they aren't bow-legged like Dwarves. Midgets are TRUE little people. Lumping both together as Little People is hateful. Midgets don't mind being called Midgets, but they don't like being called Dwarves... because that's not what they are. Dwarves want to wipe Midgets under the carpet until there's none left because their numbers are dwindling as they're more rare. Next time you watch The Wizard of Oz, realize that the Munchkins are ALL Midgets, not Dwarves... then you begin to notice the difference.

[@tedcrilly46]

The Virgin Dwarf VS the Chad Midget.

[@marcusaurelius-quinn5737]

SgtTravisBickle But they are both equally less than human... How .much less?? Approximately 50%

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

Branflakes 4547 I'm not saying either of them said anything hateful. Dwarves are hateful, jealous bridge trolls. Midgets are like Palestinians or Armenians.

[@tedcrilly46]

''misconstrued''.... exactly. Anthony would never say anything needlessly hateful and filled with bile and vitriol against the less fortunate.

[@Poxymonkeypox]

which was Mini-Me? a midget or dwarf?

[@JMILZ5150]

Opie: You tell em! People will be inspired! Jimmy: “Yea, to buy condoms!”

[@jbvap]

“He’s talking like he’s striking back, they didn’t care about you either stupid!” Lmao

[@jennpenn5]

According to Opie, abandoning your child = not giving into PC culture and/or reacting like a human.

[@Lemmyywinkz]

Holy shit Opie actually made me laugh. It's a miracle.

[@austinwilliammee7016]

Hearing them complain about political correctness 15 years ago makes me giggle

[@Living_Legend85]

Crazy to think in that timespan the president of the United States was censored and banned on a platform... KZbin ditched the dislike button, and on and on that list goes. Free speech is slowly being suffocated

[@highpineapple]

Can we use them as service animals?

[@catchbooker7257]

I actually feel for the first guy 😐

[@SB-131]

“You think she’s messy?” Jim is the best

[@TopLob]

Why is it ok to call them "dwarves"? Dwarves are mythological creatures. It's a bit like calling them leprechauns. Midget sounds way nicer.

[@c.l.freeman7654]

Ok, Ralphie

[@stephenkissane4268]

Leprechauns went extinct

[@santana3212]

Hahahaha I love Jimmy's grunts of total disgust 44:04 44:08 44:16 45:08

[@edwinchilders3517]

He's constipated...

[@Doomreb]

'tickle the bag'

[@renebrown7394]

Coors Light and chocolate cake=VOMIT

[@tdata545]

46:02 she kind of reminds me of the Hugo character from the PS1 game of the same name.

[@frankbourassa2456]

13:26 Joaquin Vos

[@mikecappadocia5959]

20:31 Haha what the fuck? The dude in the white shirt looks exactly like Opie

[@liquidalloy]

power steering pump 🤣

[@NevrSilent]

Is it me, or is Opie not sucking that bad during this bit? I actually laughed pretty hard when he did the "Hey, John Travolta, want to take a walk outside?"