Opie & Anthony - Jimmy Loses

[@Anfubvinch]

"I'm just devoid of worth." James Norton

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

James Larvae Norton

[@_..-.._..-.._]

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[@marcellocapone4925]

Old-school, debaucherous Jimmy was the best Jimmy.

[@FM-pr1ht]

😂😂😂

[@HansDester]

But all this has made him the most unlistenable, pretty sure that's not a word, especially in the later years. His entitlement started creeping in, as well as his hypocrisy. Stalking girls and expecting love after everyone knows his past.

[@scottbaylo]

@@HansDester it’s his self importance that drives me nuts, he thinks he’s so interesting

[@HansDester]

@@scottbaylo that's another great point I missed. The worst part about that is that I love listening to him up until Anthony got fired. I love Anthony as well but they were honestly best together. Even now when they do get together it is so lackluster, I just get disappointed. I know it's been almost 10 years but man do I miss OnA. I even miss Opie, as terrible as he is. He was needed.

[@scottbaylo]

@@HansDester you sound like a smart dude (not being sarcastic), who knows what he likes. My love affair with Jim lasted a whopping few months… I was a stern fan, but his show turned to shit after Artie left. I started listening to old o&a to fill the void. I find a video titled JN hates everything, and I was sold! Mainly because I’m an angry person who sees this world as a complete shithole, and enjoy when others are angry. But just give me enough time, and I’ll find all the annoying things someone does/says - Jim has a lot! (Fast talking while trying to breathe or suck back saliva, no idea which one it is…. Self entitled Mofo, sucking celebrity ass for autographs, but gets angry when they don’t stop for him?! What a Jerkoff! Oh I could go on forever) and yes, an Opie is necessary, you can’t have 3 lunatics cracking jokes constantly or you get what we have in podcasts (a jumbled mess of ADHD idiots trying to talk over each other, and nothing is funny) I just hope something new and entertaining happens soon, I’m close to offing myself!

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

James “Larva” Norton

[@splerth3771]

47:48 "Ah, go chase yourself!" LMFAO at Ant's Little Rascals' Fidget reference!

[@EAZYED420]

Imagine having your whole exsistance reduced to "its a novelty"

[@w12ath040211]

What was her name?

[@Zenon0K]

@@w12ath040211 Since nothing showed up on Google and I'm bored, I usually take that as a challenge. The only girl who was born in Cleveland, shot porn in 2004, born in 1984, worked with Donna Hunter, acted with Don Hollywood, AND has a tramp stamp is Destiny St. Claire (Candy fucked me for a good solid 5 minutes as her real name is Erica and all her stages names are variations on either).

[@NobodyInTraining]

She said her friend Destiny Saint Claire got her into porn

[@blacknatsu6623]

Better than nothing!

[@muziseanbymuzitv]

They're already reduced to 2ft.😂

[@Signals_Jerry]

34:39 Ant and op trying to mask their underlying homosexuality.

[@jefflabbecomedy]

1:49:34 Jimmy's Mom calls him very concerned 😂❤️

[@nimo517]

The titles to every Zarchivo bit starts with a title I don't get. Then it's the only title that makes sense

[@AiiRv]

No, he blows with titles.

[@nimo517]

@@evansgate hahaha woahhh all cards are on the table now.. what’s up Zar?

[@NimrodTheMaidenless]

Jimmy getting blackpilled, of course she went with the white, good looking, tall, skinny, human looking dude with hair. Fkn opie is unbereable here, luckilly things balance out later.

[@drbibhis7345]

Human looking dude with hair🤣 great description

[@sskoog]

56:57 -- not widely known (because they kept it sorta hush-hush on air) that they brought in Lt. Keith Maresca to replace Rivera (Master Po), because Po was slowly going crazy with the fake-martial-arts and nine-page-security-questionnaire and stalking-female-guests stuff. You can hear the final stages on this segment: what's going on with this paperwork, Keith go fix this, something's gotta change, this can't go on. The FH Riley's parking lot didn't help either.

[@MikesDIY]

The shows in this group were all withing the first 6ish months of O&A starting on XM. Master Po was there for several years after this. I went to their studio about 2 years after this and he gave me the pile of paperwork. That was after Steve left, so it might have been slightly less than this. I don't think they let Po go until they moved to the Sirius studio.

[@sskoog]

Yeah, date tracks. This Noah-Candy stuff was January-ish 2005. Po was axed January-ish 2009 -- but there's no question they were backstabbing him for years ("this guy is a glorified concierge") ("we wanted a receptionist but they hired him for his claimed protective skills"). They were publicly lampooning him as early as Nov 2004, though he seemed to have a brief resurgence during the 2006 Stern-fan-walkover fiasco. By 2007 (Viagra prescription) he was only there as the butt of jokes.

[@zane770]

what actually happened in that fh rileys parking lot?

[@sskoog]

@@zane770 We have to piece it together from tidbits -- Po was relentlessly macking on the female guests + road-show chicks, often to the point of "collecting their photo IDs for security" and calling/visiting them later -- this predictably fizzled most of the time, but it must have worked out for him once in a while, because, on at least one occasion, he was found engaging in the hokey-pokey with an F.H. Riley hanger-on, presumably in his parked car. Anthony seemed to find it funnier than Opie (whose brother actually owned the restaurant) -- I gather some sort of disciplinary or warning talk was given, presumably by Opie or his minions. Recall that, for the last 2-3 years of his tenure, Po was relentlessly mocked by Ben, Danny, Sam, and Erock; this female-guest-ID thing was a big reason why.

[@InnerDness]

@@sskoog Opie and Anthony deep lore comments are my favorite KZbin comments

[@frasefra5297]

25:00 ”Maybe he’s half Asian”

[@turdsmcgillicuddy5118]

Lil Jimmy with logs on his chest. Adorable.

[@chrisbungenstock8552]

"They're butting out the fire" 2 buts from opie on this one. Nice

[@_..-.._..-.._]

I hate how he did that, how does any US citizen make it to 40 before realizing you’re saying a very common word incorrectly. I just can’t comprehend that level of dumb.

[@_..-.._..-.._]

Maybe he learned replacement words for radio to limit pops and air noise and just forgot.

[@muziseanbymuzitv]

This episode is pure degraded Jimmy GOLD😂

[@ryanpalmer4991]

opie says "its not easy being funny" well it seems to be difficult to him

[@macmikemo]

A skill he powerfully does not have

[@MrEvanNoyes]

Shhhhh

[@exxusdrugstore300]

2:39 was surprisingly funny

[@ericpaine]

Leave it alone.

[@yabigitisine7164]

Around 1 hour mark i started filling up damn that girl was amazing

[@blueberry_cola5790]

Mm nice and full

[@chriseversole3529]

This one got uncomfortable for a moment 😂😂😂

[@paul_bellini]

44:17 Oh no, Opie

[@Blackhawks19_xx]

Just brings the whole thing to a SCREEEEECCHHHING halt.

[@Derek_Keenan]

atta boy Ope, re-tell the joke for the 3rd time

[@MHoppus69]

I LOVE when they bring up Norton on Spider-Man. Hahaha!

[@_..-.._..-.._]

He stinks and I don’t like him. -Surly Truck Driver. I can’t see Jimmy having a normal job or knowing how to operate a semi. Same with him and Patrice in Furry Vengeance playing construction workers 😂

[@Derek_Keenan]

@@_..-.._..-.._ Jimmy actually had a job as a fork lift driver in a warehouse when he was in his 20s 😅

[@kennedybrendon8664]

My kidney turned blue, now you know I need one

[@Comrade_Akimov]

There's a nice gym down there, jim

[@michaelairley2015]

Ant is so fucking funny

[@yittmashups]

Jim "I'm an easy trick" Norton

[@thekraken4886]

Seems odd they never mention Candy's last name.....I smell bit.

[@eljefe258]

Nope, her name is Kandi Ellison

[@deejdeckard2853]

​@@eljefe258you are my fuckin hero, kind stranger.

[@citylimit33]

i picked up on that too.. also, this whole edgy “i love midgets!” bit 😂

[@tsundokus]

This amazing thank you so much. I got bite by the lonely bug

[@joelwoodard9542]

You might want to get that checked out.

[@Living_Legend85]

I think most listeners to this are lonely lol

[@joeyslap426]

The autism bug

[@firstlasterson1213]

the Ohpppsters fake laugh is revolting

[@doesitmatter9085]

Buy you are ok with Ant's ridiculously over the top fake HAHAHA HOLEE S***?

[@_..-.._..-.._]

@@doesitmatter9085 *YES!!!*

[@_..-.._..-.._]

I’m back and my opinion on Ant is retry bad these days. He was funny, relatable, quick, but what bad human. Grooming 13yo girls 🤦‍♂️

[@akashikrekords5557]

2:09:09 sam's scorch impression lmaooo

[@lifeofkyle337]

2:30 Opie actually made me laugh

[@depedro9119]

Yeah that happens sometimes.

[@wkeon]

@Mark B one time he wanted Danny to do something and he said ants telln ya u gotta do it...it was pretty funny and rare

[@Paul-dw2cl]

Kobe Jamez I don’t get it

[@qwerty52676]

I forget what show it was in, but his line to patrice asking what stores in his neighborhood had in place of father's day cards was pretty funny

[@daleravic]

Opie had a good one. Very causually he says we'll have the paper up in a second so you can get naked. Lol.

[@nimo517]

Finally we found one! Haha

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Ah nothing like a joke reference without a time stamp on a 3 hour clip.

[@_..-.._..-.._]

@@SKa-tt9nm this ain’t a charity, buster. You need to find it organically, that is, without pesticides 🤷

[@canili61]

Then he ruins it w fake laughter at the Ladies of the evening comment on the voicemail from jimmy’s mom. Dreck

[@drbibhis7345]

That pick them up (women) like a bowling ball was a good one too

[@BroadStBully28]

“that rocks”

[@alexiryo]

9:10 ive been looking for this part lmfaoo

[@frankbarbiera6725]

In the beginning that chick who lost Norton's check, just wanted to extort him out of more money. Two checks are better than one and plus I doubt he would file complaint or any sort LOL. What a sap!

[@bigbadwolf548]

Says the sap giving a peace sign in his profile pic, grow up franky boy your not 17 anymore

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

Slender nordic gentleman

[@T..C..M]

Frank, Comment?

[@ourtinev1899]

Frank, will you effin comment!!!!

[@MeltingBuddhaCandle]

Frank: comment?

[@pearsequigley1092]

I fookin love you Jim

[@dyingbreed5386]

2:18:46 I don't know why but that just made me spit out my coffee. Lmao

[@43Aquaman]

1:10:05. Sorry.

[@bsjett]

"Holy ess!" Opie is just the worst.

[@bsjett]

@K W Did you not hear that caller say fuck about 5 times?

[@bsjett]

@K W Fair enough.

[@jaredshepard8581]

Hold on hold on hold on

[@Derek_Keenan]

what the eff!!!

[@paul_bellini]

Yeah, that chick rocks!

[@jaredshepard8581]

Candy is lovely. They've had some total bores on the show and some pretty cool pornstars too, but this chic was great. I always loved when either Jim Jeffries or Patrice was on to call out the boring ass chics. Some of the best shows.

[@citylimit33]

ya think so?? i found her as entertaining as a kidney stone

[@paul_bellini]

@@citylimit33that was a quote.

[@citylimit33]

@@paul_bellini welp, i guess i look like a fucko 😂🥴

[@paul_bellini]

@@citylimit33 no. i didn't put the quotation marks or timestamp it.

[@VoLCoMzYaDiGG]

Im so tired of phone calls. They're terrible, blabbering, and completely uninteresting. Hey, just like opie!

[@frylock456]

2:22:22 LMAO at that Threes company bit!

[@TehSamurai]

Does anybody have the link to the clip of the cancer mouth guy?

[@MikesDIY]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZDLi5mbptmpg7s

[@JakeSparre1]

Who is the girl?

[@RRDigger17]

Opies over the top laugh for Jimmy’s moms phone call…ugh

[@agge777]

Suuuuch a phony over the top laugh. Never heard him laugh like that before! He is just the most insecure humorless douche ever 😂

[@frankwallace5174]

friggin awesome👍👍

[@misstrKevin]

25:06 Jimmy cracks someone up off mic I wonder who.

[@43Aquaman]

10:06. Oh, the Irony..

[@Derek_Keenan]

what's ironic about it

[@brandonobaza8610]

"She hasn't been ravaged by time!" That nubile 20 year old is now 36 Boo, time. Boo.

[@mileslong3904]

If she's still alive...

[@citylimit33]

she was also maybe a 6 at best when this clip happened but she got naked so these EnCells start foaming at the mouth 😂

[@REAPER3382]

good god jimmies mom is so god damn sweet... its so wholesome lmao

[@tdata545]

He must get his smut from his father.

[@VerifiedFiveIron]

@@tdata545 His dad is sweet too, it’s just that he fingered Jimmy as a kid.

[@imnotabeetleiswear6549]

Ugh, Opie is so bad at telling stories, that scuba story could have been 30 seconds but he took forever to get it out

[@pearsequigley1092]

Opie and Anthony found themselves in the early days, he realised Anthony was doing better than him and was surpassing him along with thee unbelievable Jimmy Norton and regretted it, and got super bitter 😞 sucks but is what it is! What ya gonna do? 🤔

[@anarchyutopia]

I’m new to the O&A universe (within the past 4/5 years) but it’s my understanding that Opie was “fine” (not great) as a show planner and engineered a bunch of the classic gags, but just couldn’t accept his role as the straight guy/sideman to actual comedians and his misunderstanding about what made the show great led it to inevitably fall apart. Oh well, now all we get is Ant on Chip’s podcast every two weeks...

[@doesitmatter9085]

And now all 3 are bitter, unfunny old women, mired in obscurity. Balance is restored.

[@HansDester]

​@Does It Matter? Anthony at least had calmed down over the last few month and is getting back to the funny. In my opinion

[@7Be]

What's her full name

[@stustu9717]

Kandeez

[@citylimit33]

obnoxious hole 😂

[@ryannafe9252]

I felt so bad for Jimmy but I think that’s kinda just what happens when you call out a hooker on the radio. He should’ve kept it dirty but subtle on the radio and then invited her out afterwards.

[@citylimit33]

jimmy has ZERO idea about women. thats why ended up marrying a dude 😂 i guess when you turn 70 the loneliness really starts to get to you

[@mikewilliams-no9cm]

Jimmy could be the funniest human living

[@_..-.._..-.._]

If he tried

[@arkyandy9612]

WOW

[@Jay-fx4tx]

Not ONE of the truck drivers they put on had a southern accent OR was from alabama...........

[@Clemeaux_]

When was this originally aired? Thanks for posting these videos man, you are doing the work of the good lord! - Christian Jimmy.

[@MikesDIY]

There are segments from a few shows on this clip. At 39:00, the porn star says she turned 20 in August "a few months ago." She also said she graduated high school in 2002. Somewhere in these clips, they mention that "the show we aren't allowed to talk about" was about a month ago. That show was 11/24/04. They also talked about the intern taking the porn star Christmas shopping, so I would guess this was around mid December 2004. They started XM on 10/4/04, so this was just a couple of months later. That's why you don't hear as much tension between them yet.

[@JBrown_Trivium]

Who's this Candy ? Cant find her on google haha

[@AOTS123]

Kandi Ellison

[@lm9148]

Jimmy's looking for a call girl.

[@ConnerPetterson]

28:18

[@pearsequigley1092]

Your muddda's a Saint on earth! Genuinely!!

[@-coop2911]

Jimmy: did you wear a bag Noah: yeah Jimmy: WHY?

[@illPhil185]

3:20 ant funny

[@spenser9908]

1:58:11 lmfao

[@kylewalsh8809]

Whose the chick?

[@alexiryo]

48:47 Funniest fucking jimmy line ever

[@FINNlSH]

in a recent joe rogan podcast jimmy admitted he was worried some of her hookers might of been trafficked, makes this clip extra hilarious when jimmy expected them to act like gfs

[@drbibhis7345]

Suomalainen o&a fani! Nyt oon löytänyt 2 🤣

[@FINNlSH]

@@drbibhis7345 HAH joo ollaan kyllä aika harvinaisia, ite kuullut vaan huhuja tähän mennessä suomalaisista faneista! Hyvät joulut :D !!

[@drbibhis7345]

@@FINNlSH joo hyvää joulua sinnekkin 👌. Kuulin o&a ekaa kertaa sillon ku ant sai kenkää. Nykyään on melkeen jokapäivänen arki tapa kuunnella vähintään pari tuntia parasta viihdettä

[@arkyandy9612]

Jimmy wanted a square girl

[@_..-.._..-.._]

A square girl to drop a round log on him 🪵 💩 🪵 ❤

[@arkyandy9612]

@@_..-.._..-.._ tss tsss

[@jheezwiiz9733]

Opie's bowling ball line wasn't bad a couple minutes in. Don't like the guy, just saying it's not like he was as underqualified as some would hypoberalize.

[@rydz656]

Doesn't help his case that he's raising Bam's kids.

[@doesitmatter9085]

@@rydz656 Better than grooming kids like Ant

[@forevergreyJV]

He’s an insecure pussy most of the time but has funny lines every once in a while

[@Hastetlia-vf9sc]

Jim loves the ladies. Yeah?

[@citylimit33]

sure he does! just ask his current husband 😂

[@nikieddi]

craigslist

[@whogon]

Poor yimmy. He wants a HOOKER...to "come over for free". Hahahah that's why I do love Anthony...he calls out even his friends. As Anthony aptly states, WHY WOULD THE DELI GUY COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE....and say "hey yimmy! Want a sandwich!?

[@evpopstar2873]

Jimmy was being delusion, but he said "not for free" and "of course I'd have to pay, etc" multiple times. It's like you didn't even listen to it

[@noahthenormal]

@@evpopstar2873 Thank you, saved me the time of explaining this

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

your ears just did a frrrrrrunkis by not listening to the man

[@T..C..M]

Can't stand how Ant says "finger" he says it like a Californian instead of fing-ger or fin-ger he says fing-er drives me nuts because he says it constantly.

[@harryradley]

It's dumb but I don't think it's a regional thing - Ant's the only person I've ever heard say it like that. For whatever reason it seems like he has this weird impediment he can't do anything about.

[@realchipchipperson]

2:32 actually a good opie line wow

[@blade8989]

Cvg

[@mrsnoop1820]

forced laugh is annoying

[@pearsequigley1092]

Midgets are like normal people only smaller haha Holy fuck we are done! God bless us every one 🙈

[@tyronebibbins7957]

Oddly enough: he started going to the gym and his suicide and self-hatred gradually diminished (on-air at least) She was right.

[@Rocky_Burrito]

4:12

[@jayzisthegoatbeyonceistrash]

Patrice O'Neal is the GOAT and Dave Chappelle, Colin Quinn, Corey Holcomb & all fefail comedians are the WOAT's😂😂😂😂