Oprah: Dr. Phil, Marriage Counselor - SNL

Dr. Phil (Will Ferrell) joins Oprah (Maya Rudolph) and attempts to fix a couple's (Tom Green, Ana Gasteyer) marital problems with confusing folksy sayings. [Season 26, 2000]
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[@Femaiden]

when tom green's character is the most sane and normal person in the room. . .

[@asmrcritique6565]

Yeah right!!

[@zackcross7190]

IcedFate You just don’t get it do you? You don’t put gas in a car when there’s a bun in the oven.

[@halohunter5217]

I WAS IN A SHAFT!

[@chrisfegan81]

Then you know you're truly in the twilight zone

[@javssilva3995]

I forgot Tom Green has legit acting skills

[@khyabeck7143]

Husband : *breathes Dr.Phil: You just don’t get it, do you?

[@stephenkohl9789]

888 likes

[@ruru_bckwrds8737]

LMAOOOO

[@erabbitgamingofficial1]

Lmao "I was late for dinner ok? I fell down a shaft!"

[@jumbo-jac-jimmy9253]

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[@callmeshaggy5166]

This whole sketch reminded me why men are as much as 5x more likely to take their own lives than women. It's all your fault, you can't do anything right, and you deserve nothing - even if you're a civic hero. That's the whole funny haha punchline joke.

[@akholiwenywebeni8168]

I love Oprah’s interjections, and the crowd instantly agreeing with whatever she says.

[@angelapitts2123]

😂😂

[@katybug6572]

lol right

[@brittanycunningham787]

Because that's real life

[@eko9554]

Maya Rudolph is so underrated

[@lindsayalisonstevens3592]

I love how Will’s metaphors got more and more ridiculous 😂😂😂 But seriously, it always seemed like the real Dr. Phil was on the cusp of offering a solution - and then they’d cut to commercial 🤣🤣🤣

[@grinsenfelhaust7404]

You just didn't catch the reference. Slow breathing. Try not to laugh.

[@CoreDreamStudios]

You can't stir a stew with a bowling ball filled with coconuts!

[@rhey81]

What's good for the goose isn't always good for grandmas hip replacement.

[@showaker4755]

When it's raining outside and you don't have an umbrella a french mime isn't going to chase a cat up an escalator

[@jocelynastheart2732]

I know it's always we shall be right back after the commercial commercial commercial commercial LOL

[@ajon6205]

“When you’re hungry for a corn dog, a midget with a butcher knife doesn’t dance does he?” -Dr Phil

[@hellosweetheart3350]

--dr ferril

[@slingtrader6903]

Stolen from Tommy Boy Butcher

[@jonathanwithat3812]

@@hellosweetheart3350 too tru

[@cindyreinhart9552]

Sean O"Shanigan That is exactly the reason motor cycles don't have doors -Cindy Reinhart

[@32mybelle]

Sounds like an episode of Twin Peaks!

[@thestrongprevail3039]

"You're capable of saving complete strangers, but there's a fire right over here!" That literally does sound like something Dr. Phil would say.

[@ilostwaldo]

I laughed so hard because of that! Spot on

[@jeffreese8694]

I knew that wasn’t supposed to be serious, but I couldn’t help 🙄 at that part.

[@richardpowell1772]

You just don’t get it, do you?

[@steffnic13]

Dr Phil is a menace

[@yahyeleban10]

Lol I honestly think they stole that line from one of his shows

[@soloa24]

She was ready to accept the ticket to the Bahamas until Dr. Phil says "you just don't get it, do you?"

[@phinny5608]

I saw this sketch once, literally decades ago, and it has resonated with me all through my adult life. "You just don't get it, do you?"

[@xavierann5222]

This skit is a parody...but pissed me off like it was real

[@chickeyfreckles]

Man, I thought I was the only one!

[@openmind2161]

it look so real

[@TheH10ne]

Dude I Feel the same way lol the way they curtail to women and make men look like the bad guy in pretty much everything these days Fuck the libtards man

[@michaellynch5254]

It pissed me off too. In today's society it wouldn't surprise me to see it happen.

[@memyself6659]

@@michaellynch5254 Oh stop being so shrill and get over it.

[@trevorphillips1207]

There's no point putting a donkey on a speedboat if you're not going to teach it how to play tennis

[@daleb7372]

indeed

[@tonyhawk7034]

You are a modern day Freud

[@Prottype]

You are like a human Albert Einstein!

[@AnitaHanjaaab]

My mind is blown! I've never thought about it like that.

[@grant6503]

trevor phillips you just don’t get it do you. You can’t go to a patriots football game if there’s no basketballs

[@superstarreviews9937]

The way Tom green,just keeps starring at the camera and the audience,was absolutely hilarious! 😆

[@dollarcostbackpacker1226]

Cant believe how alone he is in the world.

[@percyvolnar8010]

Yep, he was being CLASSIC Tom Green. Had me on the floor!

[@marcusarelius]

Will Farrell was great but Tom Green's face and eyes is what sold this. I thought he was trying to make her break character the whole time.

[@superstarreviews9937]

I also love how,she looks ready to forgive him,when he mentions the cruise and everything looks like it might be ok,for a split second... But then Dr. Phil, LITERALLY gets in between them and says... You just don't get it!! And she's all pissed again! 😆

[@beckyleonardis6331]

He was 2 hours late to dinner. He didn't even call! I'm a firefighter! I was fighting a fire! I fell through a shaft! I laughed so hard!

[@natethegr8458]

Dr phil: got anything else to say? Husband: "says half a sentence" Dr phil: you just love to talk don't ya? 😂😂

[@danielcaserta7652]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Stamenu88]

😂😂

[@jumbo-jac-jimmy9253]

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[@f.lloydwrong7127]

So you're a talker...

[@mashedburgerpatties903]

🤬

[@GeeTrieste]

Ferrell does this soo smoothly without overacting it. The characterization is perfect.

[@JimSVoit]

It's fantastic really...not to mention how hilarious it comes off. I wish he did more skits as Dr. Phil!

[@zurzakne-etra7069]

his harrison ford is pretty good too

[@AjayKumar-tb9kf]

Watch Michael McDonald's Version.

[@teamgitusome]

will is really really good when it counts

[@leejackson4724]

Gee Trieste I normally do not find Will Ferrell to be funny at all, but this was fricking genius! Laughing my ass off!!😀😀😀

[@jerrycastanon]

"I was in a shaft!" "You just don't get it, do you?"

[@lauriesoper4056]

This is an accurate parody of what Oprah and Dr. Phil actually do when it comes to marriage counselling. It's always the man's fault.

[@shawnannul]

And the wife never really explained the root of her problem OR how to fix it...

[@mashedburgerpatties903]

This is why I'm never marrying!

[@Reulorics]

The shows are for women, that's all their audience wants to see

[@gabebarnes6814]

"You just don't get it, do you?" - Doctor Phil

[@ambrooks5]

@@mashedburgerpatties903 Been there. Done that. Won’t ever do it again! Lol

[@linuslexy3161]

I forgot Oprah was to blame for thrusting Dr. Phil upon the world.

[@fredriksvard2603]

linus lexy at least she gave us bill burr's rant on her

[@linuslexy3161]

@@fredriksvard2603 I love him.

[@fredriksvard2603]

linus lexy global treasure, seeing him live in two weeks

[@cornlips7247]

@@fredriksvard2603 that rocks! I can imagine it was awesome.

[@zandaroos553]

But muh ranch

[@poisenbery]

Man: I WAS FIGHTING A FIRE!! I'M A FIREFIGHTER!!! Women: BOOO!!!!!

[@hollytaylor6794]

I fell down the shaft! I WAS IN A SHAFT!

[@y2m226]

That's exactly what these shows are. Yenta housewife audience blaming their husbands for everything including the price of tea in China. The producers know who watches shit like Oprah and Dr Phil. Bored housewives

[@poopnach]

How far we've come...

[@vanmoody]

Budddy, you just don't get it do you? lol

[@Freddy_Confetti]

Typical

[@bsherder]

Tom Green always makes me laugh, even when he is just staring right into the camera.

[@GaeasBlessing]

I feel like Will Ferrell could have taken over as Dr. Phil years ago and no one would have noticed.

[@tiagosilva1866]

This stoped being funny when it started getting real af 😂

[@cupcakes7015]

Tiago Silva 💯😭 5/20/19

[@linguinepast3743]

Yup

[@stephenkohl9789]

hello

[@brandonnewby178]

I was in a shaft.

[@ReallyRyan.]

@@brandonnewby178 You just love to talk, don't ya, buddy?

[@plumlogan]

Kind of brilliant having Tom Green playing the stable character

[@jumbo-jac-jimmy9253]

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[@yudivazquez1296]

Yes!

[@ubwcolt]

He was pretty normal until he had to say the word Bahamas then he just couldn't help himself lol

[@Chavez58677]

To this day, it’s impossible for me to watch Dr. Phil without thinking of Will Ferrell

[@SelfReflective]

You just don't get it, do ya?

[@nm9586]

Same with Jeopardy!

[@lv999sozkyy4]

Everytime Tom Green looked at the camera I fucking LOST it😂😂😂

[@shazilyarsien2652]

lol

[@chriscich]

Men: *Exists* Dr. Phil: "You just don't get it, do you?" I always wondered why he was so popular with women.

[@susanlwalkup8976]

Not all of us. but the idea that people should talk to each other is good. Really talk,,,well, maybe not so much. Sometimes you just move forward.

[@ayeemmaperson8030]

Oh women get roasted on that show just as much XD

[@karamlevi]

Aye Emma Person one time I listened to my BPD mother and timed her talking for 40 minutes... then I spoke and got less than three minutes and was told I was talking too much... I pointed out my timer... she said since we both talked then it was equal and I was abusing my privileges with her and bring too dominant 40 = 3 ? And in her eyes 👀 also 3 < 40 ... So what I’m saying is if you were a lobster 🦞 you would have us think that being dipped in Sprite is the same hardship as boiling water..? I think 🤔 more Prozac for this lobster is in order...

[@0anant0]

@@karamlevi Moms get a pass! Always! :-)

[@karamlevi]

0anant0 even the ones who boil bunnies 🐰? Somebody doesn’t know that some moms aren’t like the rest... ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@wallywam1]

"I'm willing to accept responsibility for whatever it is that I'm doing wrong." Marriage summed up perfectly.

[@PrimoStracciatella]

You just don't get it!

[@releenad]

@@PrimoStracciatella do you 😂😂

[@Orcinus1967]

Bill Burr "for the last t years we have been talking about whats wrong with me"

[@slashbash1347]

Thank you for not saying "marriage in a nutshell."

[@bethanygee6939]

Then you're with the wrong person. Marriage isn't bad in and of itself; it's the people IN the relationship!

[@Middle850]

It’s actually scary and hilarious how accurate this is.

[@jonathanhenryreport]

3:50 "I'm not hungry for a corn dog" .. Tom Green's body language and acting was hilarious in this kit 😂😂😂

[@whitleycargill2790]

How to gaslight a man and plant seeds of doubt into a vulnerable relationship in under 7 minutes.

[@cannonfodder8287]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@Mobimobipopo]

That Doctor Phil is spot on.

[@klipser66]

This one does better advice

[@Ria-sd2ex]

Mobimobipopo Will Ferrell was a genius. He actually made SNL funny.

[@klipser66]

totally agreed with one small correction... IS a genius

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

Neither one quite captured the stomach-churning loathsomeness of the real thing, but MADtv did come closer on that score.

[@donnellcoleman7784]

DanHarkless ﴾Halloween videos, YTPs, & more﴿ Michael as Dr.Phil n Debbie Wilson as Oprah genius

[@scottandrew8906]

There's something about Will that makes his impressions absolutely hilarious. He doesn't always nail the voice, but he comes close enough, and his facial expressions and reactions are priceless. This applies to his George W Bush, Dr. Phil, and the late Alex Trebek.

[@jumbo-jac-jimmy9253]

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[@MatthewChristianMurray]

Here, the voice is 100%. Almost indistinguishable from the actual Dr. Phil.

[@rustinstardust2094]

Ok, he's *too good* at playing Dr. Phil. If I weren't wearing glasses right now I'd assume it was really him.

[@Rickyfyied]

100% how the show is.

[@havannasunn4762]

Yeah, only this is better because it's funny. Dr. phil is not.

[@scottskinner577]

Spot on

[@maximusp210]

has anyone ever done a better impression than will ferrel of Dr. Phil in the history of impressions?? WOW~~~

[@sabertooth4446]

Havanna Sunn this shit isn't funny at all.

[@timothybrown8424]

@@sabertooth4446 He has the mannerisms and technique down. His impressions are spot-on and it's slightly exaggerated, that's the schtick.

[@thecombara6891]

"You don't wanna hide a mars bar in your sleeping bag when there's a bear outside the tent," 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jcardoza1215]

That actually makes sense. )))

[@christophermeyers]

I use this to explain a lot of life's situations to people.

[@normgraham8630]

When I was 17, we lucked into some army Surplus canvas tents. We set them up, we stayed there a week, and next "campers" were the ones that bought the tents...so, we stayed for free, and didnt have to take them down. One of my friends younger brother, brushed his teeth before going to bed, and woke up with a bear licking the toothpaste off his face. Bears smell, and follow their nose. The bear went under thru tent, like it was a shower curtain. There might have been a candy bar involved too.

[@azoz999]

@@normgraham8630 then what happened

[@normgraham8630]

@@azoz999 The bear was clearly calm, just looking for food. The canvas tents, allowed the bear to crawl under the tent canvas side. The other kid in the tent, yelled, not the one getting his face licked. The bear ran out, we woke up from the yelling, and everyone came out to see what was up, in time to see the bear fleeing. So....nothing bad happened.

[@voicetube]

"There is no reason to draw a soft gray flannel rhinoceros cap on the sidewalk if the albinos already headed north!"

[@thalastpoet]

😅😅🤣🤣

[@warpnin3]

None what-so-e-ver!!

[@donismyname4351]

I think I finally understand… When there’s no fruit in the jello, you can’t expect a scuba diver to climb to the top of Mount Everest before filling up an empty mayonnaise jar with pennies. Thank you Dr. Phil. Thank you so much.

[@TheNostalgiaFiend]

Tom Green's facial expressions are priceless. Will Ferrell's imitation of Dr. Phil was spot on.

[@jumbo-jac-jimmy9253]

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[@katybug6572]

lol FACTS 😂❤

[@katiechisholm]

“You cannot eat at the Chinese buffet if there’s no duck sauce.” 🥡🥟🥢

[@Jarek_73]

I thought "dog sauce" but you version sounds more probable though Chinese are keeon eating dogs...

[@vanmoody]

I don't think I have ever had duck sauce at a Chinese buffet.I feel so empty.

[@rhey81]

You can't go to the rodeo if you left grandpa at the airport..

[@user-zf3xb3qx8w]

@@Jarek_73 Korea. dog eaters. Korea.

[@Kelly.Lashs1r]

"I fell down a shaft!" "BEOOO!"

[@buregodwin9652]

Tom Green has always been one of my favourites! I love his commitment to the character ❤

[@Mrearthwarrior]

Ken it's like this: You CANNOT eat at the chinese buffet, if there's no ducksauce!

[@petarcrnogorac9912]

where chinese buffet would mean a woman, and ducksauce common sense

[@kimberlycooke852]

OMG..NO FREAKN DUCKA SAUSA, YOU KILLIN ME MAN FOR GET ABOUT IT.... CANT GO DERRRRR

[@termsofusepolice]

Ajabaja

[@OverlandOne]

Chef Ramsay: "What? No bloody ducksauce? Fuck me."

[@Jack-rd3nt]

WHERES THE DUCKSAUCE

[@dylanwade5829]

They boo that he’s a fireman stopping a fire, man this felt too real

[@belowaverageluke1369]

Too*

[@jowiel314]

*too

[@TJ-jv6je]

Too*

[@dennisxyz5784]

TJ too?

[@swagcandy2576]

There's too two many replies here

[@Glitch-Gremlin]

This is SO Close to what "Doctor" Phil and Oprah are actually like, its actually amazing lol

[@firehouse5767]

I remember this lovely time in American History. My late grandma would watch these two all the time. 😂❤

[@poisoncandyfloss8212]

When you're hungry for a corndog… A midget doesn't dance does he? XD Best line!

[@vision716]

No because he could fall and stab himself.

[@juliacastellanos7764]

ha

[@pollodormido2]

Poison Candyfloss with a butcher's knife!

[@reginaldcharles1133]

Haha

[@martymcfly4767]

Poison Candyfloss to all

[@ReadyMindsetGo]

Wow. I've seen Dr.Phil exactly 1 time, and it went exactly like this. Totally oblivious to the guy's situation and just laying on the guilt upon him, as opposed to trying to create mutual understanding and finding a solution to the actual problem.

[@YourActualMother]

😂😂😂😂

[@kingofthecosmos3253]

ReadyMindsetGo dr Phil is a trash doctor, he knows nothing about actually practing psychiatry. He is just in it for the money

[@noahhurley-abelew6536]

You just don't get it it, do you? If you're playing the violin in a boat on the river Styx, do you wear sox??

[@zachs652]

ReadyMindsetGo you guys are dumb af

[@chamboyette853]

ReadyMindsetGo - That's my impression too. I think he does like this to be more popular with women, and some men as well. Since there is unfortunately an increasing amount of men in the USA who let women roll over them.

[@Atlas65]

I don't know how often I have seen this sketch, but I just simply keep coming back to it... I guess it is just one of the best's.

[@RickyMoriceLove]

"What the hell were you thinking?" Husbands everyhere: "What did I do!? Tell me what I did wrong!"

[@c.g.6495]

You just don't get it. There are two sides to every pancake

[@blue9394]

This is deep. Too deep

[@nathanwatson1915]

Yep, as deep as that pancake.

[@warrenarmstrong2154]

Well a pancake is a cylinder which is s three dimensional object so it really has 3 sides. V=πr2h

[@blue9394]

What do you mean, a cylinder?. Smh it's clearly a pyramid

[@warrenarmstrong2154]

Ash 2006 shit it auto corrected i should have said fourth dimension pyramid IM sorry. I’ll leave now (the frick was I thinking)

[@thisisfromage]

"You can't eat at a Chinese buffet if there's no duck sauce" Perfect execution of this line. I nearly laugh-cried.

[@dillonmertens2222]

I was dying 😂😂

[@souio]

Tom Green still doesn't understand that you don't play cards with a blind man when your guitar is drowning in a tar pond.

[@siptwithme1415]

You don't bring a mop bucket to a county fair if your corn stalks ain't even swaying when the breeze blows!

[@perkyporkpie]

There's something strangely moving about Tom Green's performance

[@richardbarker6615]

perkyporkpie Probably Tom Green's best performance

[@ManuelRodriguez-bk7gv]

perkyporkpie loved watching the tom green show in high school

[@Garrettdx1988]

The Bahaaaahmas

[@KeithCarey33]

perkyporkpie He was acting a bit like Gord. Tom Green should have had a sequel to Freddy Got Fingered.

[@fordablunts]

Simply hilarious tom is

[@bmillerdrums]

Tom Green is hysterical in this. Omg... I got us tickets to the Bahama... The Bahama.. The BAHAMA.. You just don't get it do you? lol

[@raydraiz1859]

Green is a legend and a revolutionary. His comedy and being the originator of so much of what the internet is about today.

[@8002spirgnob]

This is probably the ultimate one-time sketch that I wish was a recurring.

[@helpyourneihgbor]

I watched Dr. Phil twice and this is exactly how I felt after watching it. Just like watching a twighlight zone episode where the main character never had a chance and the bad guy wins at the end.

[@jumbo-jac-jimmy9253]

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[@okdokgg857]

you just don't get it do you?

[@blueredbullbabyohyeah3179]

Ferrell’s “uh-huh” really brings the dr.phil impression to life

[@3dprinterjam263]

Tom Green should have said: "Dr. Phil, y'know that wife you were once married to, before you CHEATED on her, HOW'S THAT WORKIN' FOR YA?!?"

[@Justinsatiable]

"You cannot eat at the Chinese buffet if there's no duck sauce" 🤣

[@DecadeMusic2]

If you wanna play with a hot knife, you gotta make sure there's at least 2 more apples left

[@SugarRoses]

Haaaa

[@kendrareaves4100]

Indica Sativa haj

[@VladR1024]

Let me fix that for ya: "If you wanna play with hot knife, come home and wait 15 seconds till your wife starts bit*ing"

[@zoedarc783]

This one has me rolling

[@annamarie6712]

Will Farrell is sooooo funny, he has Dr Phil down pat!

[@ontologicallysteve7765]

Anna Marie Who is this "Pat" character that you speak of and what exactly is it that he's "down with"?

[@JerKur18]

D...dow pa.....DOWN PAT!!??

[@CoreyStLouis-vg8gg]

Anna Marie nobody’s correcting her? It’s Will Ferrell. Sorry had to

[@benvalenti2618]

Yes he does let me tell you

[@neverleft636]

There's a 4 alarm fire going on in your wife's heart! Lolol

[@Psidream1337]

This is back when comedy actually called out stupid media types and wasn’t crucified for it

[@kylezo]

You mean this was back before conservatives didn't start frothing at the mouth about cancel culture when comedy called out stupid media types

[@rhouser1280]

Every marriage counselor ever

[@Thundralight]

He does Dr. Phil perfect. Sounds and acts just like him.

[@jumbo-jac-jimmy9253]

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[@jeffreese5977]

Those were some ridiculously nonsensical metaphors, even by Dr. Phil standards.

[@Suhi254]

@@jeffreese5977 But that is the thing! We base our ridiculous southern metaphors upon a scale of Doctor Philip's declarations. Now, I may seem like a turkey baster's contents for injecting this truth, but at times, he's given me a nonsensical rub. . .

[@jeffreese5977]

@@Suhi254 Dr. Phil is by far my least favorite celebrity, but I couldn’t help laughing at this piece.

[@veltonmeade1057]

Will Ferrell is a fantastic actor and comedian.

[@666miyuru]

Did he make you type this? Geez what a tool.

[@veltonmeade1057]

@@666miyuru No Tyrone, I can think on my own, unlike you.

[@666miyuru]

@@veltonmeade1057 Yeah but what good is thinking on your own when your brain thinks Will Ferrel is a good actor.

[@thedragonboy7914]

He’s like nick cage. Sometimes he’s amazing, sometimes he’s terrible

[@dapatman9827]

@@veltonmeade1057 come on, Kyle! Is that the best you got or do you need to "Columbus" and get other folks' jokes to be smart at comebacks and whut not?!

[@miawallace2306]

Mia looks and sounds nothing like Oprah but DANG she nailed the mannerisms and vocal cadence. Props to the make-up and wardrobe too!

[@KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk]

*Maya

[@thalastpoet]

"Folks, when you're getting out of the bathtub, Grandma's not dealing dominoes, am I right??"

[@TearDownGenesis]

I think Tom Green's character's situation can be understood by men everywhere

[@truesoulghost2777]

Yep

[@ronchang9791]

Especially OJ Simpson

[@Jarek_73]

Copy that!

[@compteofficiel4112]

especially his reactions to Dr. Phil's utter inanity

[@eazythedon54st]

Sadly true

[@Marnie29x2]

The best part is how Oprah thinks every piece of drivel is a pearl of wisdom.

[@davidtsmith33]

Dr Phil and all these sayings. LOL. Kudos to Tom Green for staying in character and not breaking. That's not an easy thing to do on these skits. Only a very few I've seen are able to so do.

[@gtiszavari8429]

" I was late to dinner... i was in a SHAFT" 😂

[@CaptainBlueShell]

*"Thah Bahama...."* _Dr. Phil's face out of nowhere_ *"YOU JUST DONT GET IT DO YOU?"*

[@mencred4334]

A: You're late for dinner B: But I was in a comma C: You just don't get it do you?

[@keh3812]

La Be A comma...of all the punctuation out there the comma is by far the most dangerous. Rich and insightful my friend. Try not to get caught in a semi-colon either though.

[@vision716]

Exclamation Point!!!!!

[@PeacefulCountryLife]

+Gekko Tec Poop sounds!!! and exclamation points!!!

[@coosoorlog]

it doesn't matter if you're in a comma if your wife is in a period

[@joeomalley2835]

Just don't get caught in an ellipsis...the absolute worst.........

[@will.a.benjamin]

Fighting a fire is probably the best excuse for missing anything and they still give him a hard time. 😂This is a great mockery of how ridiculous couples therapy can be.

[@rheabelltower9503]

Do yall remember the Tom Green Show when he would interview people with a mic that he put dog poop on. Lol. Memories.

[@ForestG]

When you're trying to cut tomatoes, you don't just whack a mole in a wedding gown, do ya?

[@phoenixsguidetodrawingabun7521]

Indubitably

[@s.e.f8160]

Omg i can’t breath

[@SeaHorseNSparrow]

Herein lies wisdom folks.

[@shazilyarsien2652]

lol

[@hunterfishergather6879]

LOL. That tops them all. Outta the park! Thanks.

[@SelfReflective]

My, this is hilarious..."You just don't get it, do ya?"

[@wallywam1]

Yew jess don gittit.

[@tzovlask]

"Doctor Phil, you are a modern day confusionist" HAHAHAHA!

[@mtedney]

I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard reading comments before. Literally crying! 😂

[@evanbelisle8464]

Tom Green deserves to be remembered more than he is.

[@jumbo-jac-jimmy9253]

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[@graydonterry9835]

I just watched Freddy Got Fingered a week ago. Go watch it again and you can see how funny he was, but just how irrelevant he was always doomed to be.... Just like Pauly Shore

[@giovannirogers5107]

@@graydonterry9835 Spot on

[@NoFapKing]

He inspired the Joe rogan podcast

[@BurmaJ]

Remembered? He’s not dead ffs.

[@matthewharris7331]

You cannot eat at the Chinese buffet if there is no duck sauce lmao

[@Alx-xp9im]

Duck sauce is nasty lmfao

[@henrietjames1645]

Get some soy sauce.

[@saber7529]

Chinese food is disgusting

[@diangelo1981]

My English is bad I thought he said dog sauce🤔

[@ridgebriar17]

You can't call yourself a Doctor, if you haven't got an active degree licenced in the state you practice.

[@MrSpencerMcIntosh]

Tom Green looking directly into the camera is so great ❤

[@bettyschneider5268]

We have to make Dr. Phil look Crazy! Lol 😂 SNL 👨🏻👴🏻👩🏻👩🏾

[@sk8this1281]

LMAO w these Dr Phil metaphors 😂

[@jovangorgi]

Will is such a great fucking actor .

[@jovangorgi]

Well he has kids so he probably did some fucking as well as acting . As far as a recall he is marred with a Swedish woman . Well bye . 10x for the comment .

[@andreas956]

He is, but man i love Tom Green as well. They fit so well together. Both of them are so good at staring like an idiot haha, i love it.

[@jovangorgi]

Everybody that got to play lines on SNL is great fucking actor or actress .

[@andreas956]

I disagree. Many actors on SNL does not have the qualities, but these two are brilliant.

[@chuckstr951]

He's funny, but I wouldn't say great

[@Naldo2406]

You can't ride a car on the road if your kitchen doesn't have a bed - probably Dr. Phil

[@user-iy1qf6fq9w]

When a Junebug has a better hand than you, it's time to fold

[@stephenc8]

If you want to get real don't put a horse shoe in a pillow hahaha

[@gerryff]

ain't that the truth

[@whatevereyewant]

This sketch pissed me off equal amounts as it made me laugh because it was almost a little too real lol.

[@ericaasen4512]

"You just love to talk dont ya buddy" That felt improvised and a real jab at Tom. You can tell the way Tom got caught off guard and stopped for a second, then went back to talking lol He likes to go off script and try taking over the scene. But its will ferrell. If he didnt know, now he does

[@azraelbatosi]

The blame game, people picking a “particular” side before knowing anything about the situation(and sometimes people) is all too real....which actually makes this skit a bit difficult to watch tbh

[@tomgreenfan]

yeah just middle aged sexist feminists.

[@Ayatollah123]

@@tomgreenfan Yeah, that is one good thing about the Red Pill and MGTWO. Now we know everyone was a White Knight back in the 90s!

[@terrysmith1914]

Ya I was cringing throughout

[@ickleronny]

I feel sooooo bad for the husband!

[@finethen8064]

Yeah lol

[@drinks1019]

You just don’t get it do yah?

[@AhNee]

Yeah, in reality, Dr. Phil does one-side EVERYTHING, and makes it all one person's fault.

[@janetremsing6988]

😂Clearly, "it's the Chad, it's the Chad."😂

[@AllTaxisRYellow]

Is it just me or is Tom Green the best SNL guest ever doesn’t look at the cue cards even once 😊

[@triangletitties]

"I WAS IN A SHAFT! I FELL DOWN A SHAFT!!"

[@NCFC97]

triangletitties YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YA?!

[@fatoumfatoumeh]

this was actually sad and frustrating because couples like this exist irl.

[@SelfReflective]

You wanna talk about it?

[@borislavgorlukovich8960]

Leo Loner we’re here for you Leo

[@misterbobby8913]

This is an actually Hilarious segment

[@katybug6572]

lol but tom green is/was also great at saying funny af shyt n keeping a completely straight face too lol he honestly prol should’ve been on SNL back in the day!

[@SOSM209]

Look at the husband his facial gestures grab you! He’s a comedy show by own his right🧐

[@djmhead6633]

That's Tom Green for you like watch The Tom Green Show or Freddy Got Fingered or Euro Trip

[@DancinJim]

@@djmhead6633 You mean Road Trip.

[@djmhead6633]

@@DancinJim I haven't watched them for ages

[@UnchainedEruption]

SoldiersofSelfMastery I love that expression. He’s like, “What the fuck does that even mean? Are you people heading the same thing I’m hearing? What’re you clapping at, that made no sense whatsoever!”

[@jstarang1]

Tom Green. Had a very short run of success in the early 2000s. Most notably the Tom Green Show on MTV and his infamous Bum Bum song. As mentioned he also had his own movie Freddie Got Fingered and was a character in Road Trip. He was also in Charlie's Angels because at the time he was engaged to Drew Barrymore. She called off their wedding and dumped him last minute. After that he never again got legit work or gained any momentum. I saw him years later. He looks the same in the face but he is fat and bald now. Looks like a cliche washed up has been. Very sad. Shocking he just fell off so suddenly. That Barrymore break up probably messed him up really bad. Plus she is so well connected in the industry and everyone probably loves her and considers him the "ex" of one of Hollywood's sweethearts.