Ordering A Takeaway | Kevin Bridges: The Brand New Tour

[@KevinBridgesComedian]

HOOSE RICE!!! Watch The Sleepover From Hell Here - kzbin.info/www/bejne/ponZpXh_oq2Sgpo

[@Jeweleye62]

Those bloody Cassidy's....who the feck cooks their own rice when having a takeaway?! 🤣

[@davefrancisjarrett3563]

Pulling a Chicken? Spatchcock! Aye lad... Pre-empted indeed!

[@majellaconlon9344]

Lol that’s exactly what I thought of - your sleep over n no rice 🍚 fs who orders no rice like 🤣🤣🤣

[@philpants44]

get somethin in a fryin pan!

[@morten.hekkvang]

I'd be the dad eating away on my 2nd or 3rd KitKat after 30 minutes of waiting 😅

[@BlandBloke]

Bruh I felt the nostalgia and I've never even lived a life like that. That's some great storytelling right there.

[@BlandBloke]

@@BertBobRobert I'm not from Scotland. Heck, I'm not even from Europe. That's the whole point.

[@FONTODBZ]

@@BertBobRobert You think people from scotland are the only people who order chinese takeaway. I lived the exact same childhood and i'm from england... We say bruh

[@james6901]

@@BlandBloke DONT WORRY ABOUT BERT,,,hes english,,,we scots knew what you meant

[@robertminnis3244]

I'm Irish and this was indeed Friday night

[@kevinross2515]

I never even knew I had memories like saved until I seen this . The weird house smell , the weird food . Brilliant

[@mrpleasurehead]

This lad is genius. He never fails to have me in tears of laughter.

[@hannahsweeney2385]

"We've been sent the Hoose rice's Chinese!"😂😂😂

[@hannahsweeney2385]

@Chazz Austin 😂😂😂

[@marlothisafari99]

😂😂

[@hannahsweeney2385]

@@marlothisafari99 😂😂😂

[@brandonmellors9161]

This the comment I came for 😂😂😂

[@hannahsweeney2385]

@@brandonmellors9161 😂😂😂

[@ventedbus4917]

I have never been so invested in a story about takeaway before

[@SarcasticCharacter]

"Surely somebodies pulled a chicken"🤣

[@drradska8107]

Agh, Kev, this brings back memories! Holding on to that cheap paper menu, ordering over the phone. 100% certainty that you're never going to get the correct order. 🤣

[@Fyreflier]

debating over whether to get the thing that sounds good or the thing you can actually pronouce then remembering it's all numbered

[@click8708]

The cheap, slightly faded menu that each family member would spend 10 minutes looking at before deciding on getting what they have always gotten for the past 9 years.

[@TL-ps5qo]

Bridges asks the '666' audience to talk down to children who are 'TL' aligned. This is unacceptable. Also, children who are 'TL' are naturally dominant and alpha. They will take a superior status over beta people, including adults.

[@1gerard47]

Cats.

[@1gerard47]

Another cat probably your neighbors 😂ck8708 called Felix.

[@Chalmers-e9u]

Cassidy! The jig is up! Lovely tie into a previous joke! Well done, Kev!

[@Brian_ON]

The best part about this is that in his hometown (Clydebank) there is actually a Chinese takeaway called The Lucky Panda. Makes it even more real. 😂

[@barryhamilton7845]

Because it's one of the best Chinese takeaways in Clydebank.He could have mentioned one of four in Hardgate,where he's from, but he didn't,and rather mentioned one from Dalmuir.

[@Brian_ON]

@@barryhamilton7845 I use Lily’s in Hardgate. There’s The Empire and the one next to the petrol station. Where’s the 4th?

[@barryhamilton7845]

@briano9894 Spring garden at the petrol station ,Good and cheap on Cochno road,round the corner from the Goldenhill pub,The Empire and Lily's.

[@Brian_ON]

@@barryhamilton7845 I lived in duntocher for 13 years until last year and I completely forgot about the good n cheap 🙈

[@rm009z0858]

Is there one in Larkhall called 'The Orange Wok'?

[@joycedaniels1665]

I’ve watched this clip many times and it still holds me fit to burst. Kevin you are a superb reader of human nature.

[@andreashaynes3346]

Comedy story telling at it’s very best!!! OUTSTANDING KEVIN 🤣👍🤣👍🤣

[@CrackWarrior]

The most relatable comedian ever. Fact.

[@p382742937423y4]

Are you validating what you just said, by stating: fact? Now that's funny.

[@patrickdemarcevol]

Love his occasional grin, just like when he started the stand up thing. You know that's when you're laughning out loud

[@エラー-e7v]

Familiar experiences on ordering a takeaway- it applies to nearly everyone. The walk to the window - classic

[@CptDionysos951]

That callback to the Cassidy's was incredible.

[@thediamonddust]

Genius this lad. Absolutely love him.

[@cliffclavin3865]

Best comedian on the planet! Seen him live twice. Each tour he has done, he as actually got even better!! Cannot fucking wait til july👍👍

[@thetravellingforceuser]

I agree. He is the best comedian

[@danconstable1303]

I’m seeing him next month in Newcastle! First time seeing a live comedian

[@shaunsocha421]

Well lads let's have it, how did them shows go

[@ccinnz]

Saw him just last night in Auckland… awesome.

[@patrickdemarcevol]

Absolutely right. I'm French half Brit, but happen to have a very good Glaswegian friend, picked up her accent after all the years talking to her and now understand 90% of what Kevin is saying. The 10% left is just pure poetry to me 😀

[@danieldavid3160]

Pure brilliance! Many thanks Kevin Bridges!

[@michaelcorleone7598]

The best comedian in the game and has been for a long time 😂

[@derin111]

I lived in Glasgow for 5 years from 1998 to 2003. Watching him really makes me miss it.

[@james6901]

Delivery driver for the lucky panda?

[@mandalorian1402]

@@james6901 he did one delivery in that time

[@BossBible]

This was an experience. Amazing from beginning to end. I also got the house rice reference from months ago 😂😂😂

[@james6901]

hoose rice was from years ago...when he started out...

[@HarveyVamp]

Fantastic as always. Love the ending flash back to much earlier material. Awesome comedian.

[@thestrengthwithin4249]

The king of stand up 🙌 Comedy genius 🙌

[@johnmurray3956]

He’s a legend… He hud me goin “Aw fuck, we’ve waited aw this time for regurgitated shite?”….. Then Boom! 🤣🤣

[@TajRobertson-o1p]

I attended two of kevins shows in Edinbrugh. Enjoyed them. I cant wait for him to return. I nevee laufhed so hard . He is briliant.😂😂😂 Cheers Kevin.❤❤

[@davidbrownybrown6338]

One of the best comedians ever for me absolutely hilarious 😂🤣

[@cameroncross2560]

The hoose rice household is now responsible for the 2 worst night of Kevin’s life😂😂

[@traceys8065]

They Cassidy's 😂

[@kirstynweinberg]

I've been sending it to my circle where some get the accent, whereas others are wth as I cramp up. Those that are good with with his speech crack up. It's our 80-90's childhoods.

[@danielmarshall4587]

This is GLORIOUS Mr Bridges MANY THANKS .... oh and a Merry Christmas to you and yours.

[@ImGoingSupersonic]

This guy is an amazing story teller.

[@Lunarangst]

My gosh this man is pure gold

[@johnmcmullen7510]

He just says what he thinks lol top class Kev

[@corypollard]

Waited for the Hoose rice bit of that scenic walk around Friday night dinner and was not disappointed

[@gilliangriffiths8246]

Omg! So funny!! He is one of the best comedians.

[@Jones-xx2gc]

Love Kevin Bridges. Watched him at the Grand theatre in Lancaster a few years ago, what a night. Support your local venues if you can get a class act in.

[@JamesGillComedy]

The 🐐. And I don't say that lightly. All hail King Kev. 👑

[@richardmcniff6776]

What an amazing story teller 😂😂😂

[@AndrewSmith-fj8jj]

This guys too funny 😂😂 onion rings and spare rib

[@killianward9127]

100% my favourite comedian, I love this guy

[@2760ade]

You wouldn't get the 'hoose rice' and 'Cassidys' if you hadn't watched his 'sleepover' story. I couldn't work out what was so funny the first time I watched this!

[@ZakRC_]

Lucky I watched that one first then came to this one, completely caught me off guard 😂

[@chandraduffy213]

Mans a legend love him to bits excellent 😂❤❤

[@siddharthsharma3955]

What a set. Amazing

[@susanphillips9864]

He's just The BEST!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nickyblanchard5150]

I've been looking for this clip for years cheers kev

[@Herbie1978]

This had me twisting i laughter…❤❤

[@HAUNTED_R0S3s]

The delivery literally always comes after you phone them back 😂

[@janetmackinnon3411]

You make me so homesick! Gau nyersel!

[@franniebhoycarfin]

Absolutely brilliant......crying laughing at this 🤣🤣

[@lilrichones674]

🤣🤣 so so true, them good old days were the best. Great show as always 👍

[@sophiebubbles96]

This used to happen when I stayed with my parents, we can all relate to Kevin bridges 😂😂

[@philjohnston9889]

I remember seeing Kevin during this tour in Belfast with my sister and we both where crying with laughter during this bit. I was hurting from laughing that much 😂 no matter how many times I see this routine it will always be fucking hilarious 😂😂

[@andytraill]

The escalation after the kit kat. 😂 First time ordered a Calzone it was a tag team effort on the phone about this "you gave us HALF a PIZZA!" threats to windows etc.

[@ahmedashour8177]

I thought only my wife pulls the divorce card over nothings

[@Bombadil1976]

He's an absolute genius !

[@DonnyRP]

By far the best comedian on earth

[@lorinsmith9898]

So relatable 😂

[@jacott1382]

What you just described is my family every time we order a pizza.

[@katiecanuk2951]

Brilliant throwback! Cassidy’s

[@rajatlotw]

Pulled eggs ?? I kinda lost it when my work canteen made us pulled Broccoli 😂😂

[@rajatlotw]

And today they’ve outdone themselves with pulled Jackfruit

[@petervanderbeek6077]

"Give me a quid or you gettin stabed". Nice tune though! Fantastic Show! Hilarious, putting on their Grannyish faces! ;- )

[@martini668]

Love Kevin. He can make an ordinary story funny

[@commenter8640]

Brilliant as always and what a crowd indeed.

[@mycroftsanchez901]

So true to life!

[@jrobertech]

Pulled eggs on pulled toast 😂

[@INF1NI73]

"gran, cards on the table, i'm fookin' gutted to see you." oh my god lmfao

[@delretadonaldson]

Brilliant 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

[@deanphipps1811]

Sounds exactly like one of the moments I had when I was younger lol, great story telling and it really was a journey when ordering a chinese ahaha

[@michaelcarroll4330]

Absolute comic genius! Saw Kevin in Dublin last Sunday -still have the smile / smirk / laugh / guffaw on my face 😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnnyryan656]

Was also there absolutely brilliant

[@petercopley1242]

Once again fukin brilliant 👏 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrRigmunkee1]

I would listen to him reading an encyclopedia. Literally.

[@oaflet]

I've done that. Pick an item. Read the intro. Branch off onto some side issue. Expiate briefly on that. Find something obscure, either in the text or (preferably) what you've invented. Take off on that - now you've diverged twice. Start freewheeling, getting more and more ridiculous. Abandon any pretext of reality, reasonability, or logic. Stop suddenly. Read the next sentence past where you first diverged. Pass a nasty comment about that. Say "I guess there isn't anything funny here." Quit.

[@oaflet]

Forgot to mention - the audience should agree it's not funny. But if you work fast they'll fail to notice until afterward.

[@kathleen1366]

Brilliant🤣🤣🤣

[@themindgoddess09]

Kev, I can't stop laughing ya wee lad. You are sooo funny, always on point. 😂😂😂

[@RC-gh7os]

Watching this whilst waiting for a curry, literally acting it out scene by scene. Truer words were never spoken.

[@Danie1_l]

You get the curry?

[@RC-gh7os]

@@Danie1_l it's just arrived from India.

[@jofraser9717]

At last Kevin Bridges a comedian what a fu****** laugh 😂❤🎉

[@regroyle447]

Brilliant

[@johncapewell7520]

I'm thankful I was a kid in the 90s and was the last true generation that 'played outside'. He perfectly described ordering and waiting for the Chinese to arrive. I was the one who used to go to the window every now an then 😂😂😂.

[@potato4481]

holy fuck. i haven't laughed that hard in fucking years. bloody legendary

[@RaptorRecordz]

Man I really hope I didn't just see this too early for the show he's doing in Liverpool this is absolute gold man

[@saturn1returns]

I was there that night, the fella from Manchester who was warming up beforehand was hilarious tae. 👍

[@sean367]

Brother , show Toronto some love.Give us a visit.

[@TheSauxyFxcker]

Ahhh the good old days 😂

[@twmlloyd5257]

ribs are aching , best comedian out there

[@debrahmcshane977]

Brilliant Kevin soooo funny!

[@Charlie-216]

So relatable

[@quarryjunction-1969]

So funny I can relate so well to the old style of ordering. After watching this any time now I order a chinese I think of this video and chuckle, cheers Kev.I.N

[@pkune5158]

Ah waiting for the friday night delivery, good days lol

[@siyabongantombela1762]

As soon as I heard "Cassidy" 🤣🤣🤣

[@v-jinzo-v]

The fookin hoose rice 😂😂😂

[@lanslater]

Good man Kev I was hopin youd be back really happy to binge your gigs here on YT again its been waaayyy too long

[@GillDundee]

This story is bang on what ive did spot on 😆

[@itsjudystube]

He is brilliant

[@cathycuellarsanchez9843]

Brillant 🤣😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@shanosantwanos3908]

Oh mate...just brilliant

[@joshhuts7797]

🤣🤣🤣 kev, Australia, when are you here next???

[@genokemp2433]

Brilliant 😂😂*update * the best Description on ordering a Takeaway Ever 😂😂Watched this to many times to mention 😂😂

[@kjsd3201]

The cassidys 😂👌

[@attentivegingy48]

Watching this while waiting on an order is far too immersive.

[@simpleazzvidz1923]

we have a living legend aka mr bridges

[@nikmansol]

One of the best ….

[@MoviePolitik]

I would watch this intense situation as a movie

[@Dazbo76]

Kevin you are the man ❤ you mate 🙏🤣