Are you as proud to be Scottish as I am? - kzbin.info/www/bejne/p16ugJt3p9lnaq8
@JonBrownbread2 жыл бұрын
I've only been to Ecclefechan. 👍
@mrmervinjminky15362 жыл бұрын
“It’s shite being Scottish!” … btw I’m allowed to say that 😉👍
@patbest6422 жыл бұрын
Totally natural, hilarious 🏴
@terencemurray84562 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@57maidmarion2 жыл бұрын
Scottish ....iron brew ...whiskey ....haggis neeps and tatties...tartan...buckfast ....the list goes on...proud to be scottish ...as wiliam wallace said FREEDOM 😀😀
@nathansvlog2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how vividly accurate this all is. I felt like I was reliving a horror that I thought had been long left behind in the realms of childhood. Do you guys remember the awkward situation of a friend acting up to his parents as a way of showing off to you, and you having to sit their awkwardly as they bollocked him in front of you?
@TQV32 жыл бұрын
yes and reliving it hurts lmao probably not as much as the slap they got for it tho.
@decentlysmartforanidiot82842 жыл бұрын
my wee brother did this on friday and i brought back some memories i can tell you that much
@69butternut.2 жыл бұрын
Yep. ‘Your friend can fuck off an’ all!’
@benlewis24752 жыл бұрын
The only thing worse was being told off by your parents in front of your friend.
@shaggymcshaggison97512 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was that kid 😆
@atomsk19722 жыл бұрын
This guy has everything - accents, acting, timing, insight, wit...and hilarious.
@HelloImCrimson2 жыл бұрын
Almost like hes a comedian
@aidzo2 жыл бұрын
@@HelloImCrimson you think you did something don’t you 😂😂
@SYKO666 Жыл бұрын
@@HelloImCrimson or a chemeldion
@alexporter5783 Жыл бұрын
V CV
@medalion13907 ай бұрын
The wig, the glasses, the catchphrase, brilliant.
@robgear16242 жыл бұрын
"Get something in that frying pan ya fucking boot" literally crying hahahah
@kingmortz Жыл бұрын
I have been scrolling for ages to find this exact comment. His delivery of that makes me LOL as well, but what is the meaning of calling her a boot? Is it simply a derogatory nickname for someone, or does it have a definition?
@ftroop20006 ай бұрын
That line had me in bits😂😂😂
@traceys80652 ай бұрын
Yes its a derogatory name for a woman here in Glasgow. Like saying cow or b*tch 😂
@davedoogan6650Ай бұрын
@@kingmortz It means worthless. It's full connotation being a woman you would 'boot out of the bed after shaggin'
@WK9773 жыл бұрын
'Oh he's driving a Ferrari is he?' 'Who?' 'HOOSE RICE' Fucking howling
@is-ityou46362 жыл бұрын
Oi 🤣
@Anonymous-kj1dl2 жыл бұрын
I died at this also
@cliffclavin38652 жыл бұрын
I'd love to know if Stuart cassidy is still referred to as Hoose rice up in Scotland. Oh, and what car he's driving obviously🤣
@WK9772 жыл бұрын
@@cliffclavin3865 hats off to the man if he's actually driving a Ferrari 🤣
@ExtremePainGames2 жыл бұрын
That was the bit for me, Then the call to dad. HAHAHAAAAA
@thewilk85562 жыл бұрын
Imagine being house rice and you’ve suggested a night out with your wife to see a comedian you went to school with. You’ve got a young family so you don’t get out much - it takes organising. Sitting in the theatre next to your wife whilst she’s pissing herself laughing and you’re pretending to laugh knowing inside that you’re house rice.
@NyleActive5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jonwilkinson96954 ай бұрын
Shouldn't have been the house rice guy watching the hand that rocks the cradle on a Friday night then, lesson learned!
@hagridsdisappointingson7692 жыл бұрын
It's the cold truth in "No family recovers from a jab to the dad" that makes it so incredibly funny to me.
@patritoro18652 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand this bit. This is not my first language cam someone explain? Thanks😅
@aaronholmes8568 Жыл бұрын
@@patritoro1865 it's basically saying if you punch the father, you take out the whole family
@cliffclavin38653 жыл бұрын
Greatest 10 minutes of comedy on KZbin. Can't wait to see this bloke live again.
@lyndsaycrawford2 жыл бұрын
You should watch the one about Greece being asked to pay its deficit.
@cliffclavin38652 жыл бұрын
@@lyndsaycrawford do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not.😉🤣🤣
@lyndsaycrawford2 жыл бұрын
@@cliffclavin3865 As Socrates said “He is richest who is content with least” As Plato says “yer no getting yer money ya fuckin cow” 😂😂😂
@cliffclavin38652 жыл бұрын
@@lyndsaycrawford that's a fucking beauty!
@lyndsaycrawford2 жыл бұрын
@@cliffclavin3865 I watched this whole thing on the telly last night. I was in stitches when he was taking about Jesus Mary & Joseph. All Joseph’s work mates going back to his house after the pub to wake the wee man up for more wine. Pure class. 😂😂😂
@Scoupe4002 жыл бұрын
No, no. Whilst dad was normally strict, if I’d called home he was suddenly very relaxed and welcomed the idea of me stopping out. Only now do I realise him and mum were glad of a free house. Shudder the thought.
@loki_8082 жыл бұрын
The things we never knew as kids hahaha
@colinm54812 жыл бұрын
Fk. I'd never thought of that until you mentioned it. The brutality of reality
@darkapothecary41162 жыл бұрын
The most tragic thing happened. His dad fucked his mom. Cartman southpark- Dude everyone's dads fucked there moms
@bmurray1986able2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha.. mate your comment deserves to be in the 1/2k mark for likes
@bmurray1986able2 жыл бұрын
Remote control called the Doofer?? I still call it the Remote. My kids call it the Hawnal (Handle obviously) and now my gf calls it the Buttons 🤣 FML
@offgridcabinbelgium2 жыл бұрын
Seven o'clock in the morning and I'm caught in a Kevin Bridges loop. Lot's of stuff to do before heading to work but laughter is suddenly my priority. It should be mandatorily to start your day wiping laughter tears.
@jimbojimbo71032 жыл бұрын
This always reminds me of a time I stayed at a friends when I was younger, nothing worse than waking up early as hell before everyone else and waiting for someone else to go about
@grimm-reaperx41332 жыл бұрын
“Get something in that frying pan ya fuckin boot” had me rolling man 😂 9:01
@muckedupfind81732 жыл бұрын
“Aw that shite starts again” 😂😂😂😂 absolutely buckled!
@dirkdiggler73173 жыл бұрын
It's uncanny how much hes captured my childhood memories to a tee
@Aleakwe2 жыл бұрын
😂 “alarm bells are ringing. we having fookin’ HOUSE RICE” 😂 Kevin, thank you Champion storyteller. Able to lift heavy weights off, of all our shoulders by making us laugh so hard. Love your unique gift of delivery, the change in gear between characters, the pause, the gestures, the slang, - stand out. relatable life stories, with zero fcks about classism, snobbery, etc. I am not Scottish and I understand you fine. Those that care, listen and get it.
@lyndsaycrawford Жыл бұрын
My sons a great cook n he makes his own curry’s n his own rice that’s his new nickname “hoose rice” 😂😂😂
@andreashaynes33463 жыл бұрын
Love these little snippets; childhood memories; the hilarious, snappy tales from KEVIN BRIDGES 🤣💥🤣💥🤣
@catherinebuckle95133 жыл бұрын
Kevin is brilliant !
@Gaz_K3 жыл бұрын
The build up to that very last line is an absolute masterclass in comedy and timing ❤️
@frankwoods96802 жыл бұрын
???
@frankwoods96802 жыл бұрын
@Talorc MacAllan A should, av been getn up late recently. That whole bit wasn't a build up to that one line fs, the whole story's the joke.
@mightay66722 жыл бұрын
Genius
@fatwalletboy22 жыл бұрын
Now i think this is the best 10 mins ive heard from Kev.......just brilliant. He takes you right there into the Cassidy house........
@Mistowgan2 жыл бұрын
Don't wanna be there. Thats no a family. Thats a cult
@paulone-off72863 жыл бұрын
Battering the letterbox, quality especially the final flick with the hand gesture, used to do that all the time lmao. Those were the days :-)
@prestontaylor85492 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to say, as an American, this is one of the funniest stand up bits I've heard in a long time. The sleep over bit is spot on.
@xedalpha12 жыл бұрын
Oh god this was EVERYONE’s sleepover, right down to other people’s house smell
@gd42412 жыл бұрын
Wee hoose rice. Funniest piece of stand up i've heard in my life. Greetings from Belgium
@LFOVCF9 ай бұрын
"Get something in that frying pan ya f***in' boot!"😂 it's taken me 10 minutes to write that one line.😂I'm sat here crying, coughing and i can't see for tears. Its gone 12 and my hand is clamped over my mouth stifling what sounds like a pig in a headlock, trying not to wake the house up.😂 Damn you KB🤣😂
@shanejones54953 жыл бұрын
I was almost crying with laughter.... Mr Bridges... You are brilliant!!!!
@PauloJorgeMonteiro2 жыл бұрын
This guy is amazing! Now imagine a Portuguese trying not only to get the joke, but also understand his Glasgow accent!!! Awesome!!!! More like this please
@sergionevesoficial2 жыл бұрын
Are you brazilian? Do you understand all that he said? #Paulo monteiro
@PauloJorgeMonteiro2 жыл бұрын
@@sergionevesoficial Portuguese! ;) At start I was struggling, but after a few listens of his material I got to the hang of his accent !
@sergionevesoficial2 жыл бұрын
@@PauloJorgeMonteiro that's great. I'm Brazilian
@mightay66722 жыл бұрын
Well done 👍
@chrismac4441 Жыл бұрын
Nicely done. I've seen English people in the comments saying they can't understand a word he's saying. Obrigado
@SapphireWolf252 жыл бұрын
I got laughed at college by my best friend because in my house we called the remote, telly buttons.... 13 years later and she still laughs.
@icedragon99882 жыл бұрын
Hook the Da! No family can survive a hook to the Da. Lol.
@savinggift1582 жыл бұрын
Telly buttons 👍👍
@shelleyphilcox47432 жыл бұрын
Telly buttons or just THE buttons in our house :D
@dylanrafala90602 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing at you now😂😂
@Pureblood32 Жыл бұрын
I was the remote
@mattmanslim3 жыл бұрын
The crazy thing is that we’ve all been there!
@mcstaal2 жыл бұрын
Love how the scottish accent relates to Old Norse. In Danish: House = Hus Mouse=Mus It makes it an easy dialect for Scandinavians to understand.
@JamesBond-si7xs2 жыл бұрын
As we say…” there’s a moose loose aboot this Hoose “ Greetings from Glasgow 👍
@zector02 жыл бұрын
While I agree, I must put my foot down by saying that danish isn't a language, it's a widespread throat infection. /Regards Sweden
@830927mjki2 жыл бұрын
@@JamesBond-si7xs oh ffs, It's gonna take me a week to get that bloody ad out of my head now >:(
@parallelfinn2 жыл бұрын
Greeting = Crying Gråter = Crying
@parallelfinn2 жыл бұрын
Bairn = child Barn = child
@heyysimone2 жыл бұрын
This isnt a family, this is a cult. This is all so true!!
@jordoncampbell51182 жыл бұрын
They sound like right cults.
@kingmortz9 ай бұрын
I need outta here!
@davidfairweather33019 ай бұрын
@@kingmortzI used to hate sleepovers 😂😂😂
@aylith6633202 жыл бұрын
What kind of psycho has house rice with a takeaway? They should be locked up.
@jbx54112 жыл бұрын
Was talking to this girl once and we ordered Chinese, she tried to say we didn’t need the rice and we could just boil some, yeah long story short among other things, that girl is gone..
@dylanrafala90602 жыл бұрын
The cassidy's do
@lyndsaycrawford Жыл бұрын
@@jbx5411 aye that’s a deal breaker mate! You want it all fried with the wee bits of egg here n there! The fattier n greasier the better
@mrchristmas88403 жыл бұрын
Subtitles ‘this bathroom the little box on an ounce’ 👀 instead of ‘battering the letterbox unannounced’ 😂 great work KZbin
@joelmacinnes23913 жыл бұрын
@@lensflares9901 😬🤣
@JungleNation3333 ай бұрын
"You're on thin ice Mr Cassidy you old bastar'" One of the funniest monologues ever spoken
@traceys80652 ай бұрын
That was hilarious 😂
@Jmvars3 жыл бұрын
Hoose rice! My favorite bit because it's so relatable, having grown up in similar circumstances.
@josephmcginness57862 жыл бұрын
Don’t sound like it pal
@lyndsaycrawford2 жыл бұрын
@@josephmcginness5786 😂😂😂aye he was hoose rice
@Jmvars2 жыл бұрын
@@lyndsaycrawford no
@ALLMETAL197015 күн бұрын
@@Jmvarsyou had hoose rice with home deliveries?
@Jmvars15 күн бұрын
@@ALLMETAL1970 no, i can relate to the staying over at a friends house and getting the leftover pillow, mattress and blanket, as well as eating food I've never eaten before, as well as the third party controller that is transparent and has weird symbols.
@JAM8OC2 жыл бұрын
Seen him live twice…. First time I was able to say hello afterwards and get a picture with him. Second time, I thought I was gonna have to leave because my jaw was sore with laughing. I’m Scottish so get a lot of his humour and quirks…. He’s brilliant!
@jamiecharlton98442 жыл бұрын
A jambo and true romance fan 👌
@JAM8OC2 жыл бұрын
@@jamiecharlton9844 true romance… my favourite film! As for being a jambo…. No, my names James, and jambo was just always a nickname. I’m Scottish, wish I was a jambo, unfortunately I’m an arsenal fan! Lol
@lyndsaycrawford2 жыл бұрын
“True romance is so cool, it’s so cool, it’s so cool”
@JAM8OC2 жыл бұрын
@@lyndsaycrawford sure is lyndsay! My fave film.
@shelleyphilcox47432 жыл бұрын
The speech accents and words might be different, but the sense of humour between Glaswegians and Londoners is the same.
@bookl0ver2 жыл бұрын
Fucking top tier. Goal is to see him live one day.
@whodearmedearnodear9 ай бұрын
Must be an amazing feeling making all those people laugh. I'm sire it's a feeling Kev will never get sick of. He was born to do stand up, he's so talented.❤❤
@gracewenzel2 жыл бұрын
The attention to detail!! The “house smell!”
@topsecret69952 жыл бұрын
Absolute perfect comedy - HOOSE RICE - will send my son round his mates house very soon!!
@bozieduble8541 Жыл бұрын
"Get summat in that fryin' pan, ya fuckin' boot!"
@hugowalker89643 жыл бұрын
I listen to another version of this around once a month when I’m feeling down. I’m glad I can give the official one my views. I love his form of detailed observational comedy that is somehow so relatable! HUS RICE!
@stevioc3592 Жыл бұрын
Crazy how relatable this video was i went round to the mates for what i thought was a sunday roast and it was a freybentos pie and veg i literally forced it down me wanting to be sick, i remember having a bite then swallow my drink to force it down it was fucking vile, then at the end of the night my mate said he would make me up the most compfy sleeping set up ever, and it was just a old duvet with no bed sheet on and a bean bag for a pillow and i was laying there on his rock hard carpet floor breathing in the family smell and the exact same thing with the clock ticking in the bedroom thinking exactly the same get me the fuck home
@chegschannel61162 жыл бұрын
"Fuckin hook the da kev"🤣🤣
@micktmusic2 жыл бұрын
By far the best stand up comic about these days. The references to laddish culture are unrivalled. But, don’t let this fool you, his timing is absolutely in point !
@petervanderbeek60772 жыл бұрын
Lived in Paisley, Lochwinnoch and Saltcoats...How i miss the Scottisch..FF-ing Brilliant! Greetings from The Netherlands
@coffeeguy6673 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant this, watched it so many times and still laugh every time, HOOSE RICE !! Cheers Kev, top notch !
@roamey Жыл бұрын
Going to see him tomorrow in Dublin. He’s one of the funniest comedians of all time.
@Welshwarrior852 жыл бұрын
This is something that everyone brought up in the 80s and 90s can relate to 😂
@lyndsaycrawford2 жыл бұрын
Aye & you know he didn’t call it a Chinese lol! “Where’s awe the yella Shiite” lol. He’s brilliant
@aaronmorrison80502 жыл бұрын
Hell I was raised in the 2000s and I relate to it.
@sallypenhalli2 жыл бұрын
I was raised in the sixties and I relate to it. At breakfast they put hot milk and hot butter (wtf) on their cornflakes. I asked for the sugar and was met with a stoney faced stare. When my dad came to pick me up I waited in the car whilst he made polite conversation.
@Kingofthekop12 жыл бұрын
@@sallypenhalli if you asked for sugar on cornflakes in my house you’d get looked at like you had steaming turds hanging out your mouth too. Disgusting.
@lyndsaycrawford Жыл бұрын
@@sallypenhalli my sister used to put hot milk in her weetabix n stuck her tongue out at me awe mushy it still gives me the boak 🤢
@SotonSam2 жыл бұрын
Kevin is an absolute legend
@franciscahill20262 жыл бұрын
Nothing on in the morning Kevin it’s a Saturday morning and your f’ing10 years old pal - no plans
@louisbudinger6581 Жыл бұрын
No family recovers from a jab to the dad 😂😂😂😂😂
@ViolenceMilk Жыл бұрын
Two days ago, I ordered Indian take away, and forgot to order the rice, so I had to make my own to go with it. And this was all I could think about! "I can't believe I'm having house rice!" 😩😂
@iamurdad776 ай бұрын
Did ye Aye!
@davedoogan6650Ай бұрын
@@crw45able You spelt Wrang Wrang
@firstaddz81002 жыл бұрын
Best comedian in Britain and has been for many years now. I'm English with Scottish family and everthing this bloke does is brilliantly accurate and hilarious.
@susangratwick53272 жыл бұрын
I am not Scottish, yet am totally in thrall, addicted to Kevin Bridges. He is really brilliant, I can 'see' those situations, and laugh out loud to my stomach.
@Tom-ws2zx8 ай бұрын
Just literally watched The Hand That Rocks The Cradle and this scene literally came to my head straightaway 🤣🤣
@shaniroffey192 жыл бұрын
That man is a legend and so talented he cracks me up everything what a scream xx
@EnglishMike Жыл бұрын
I once spent the weekend with my best friend's family at their holiday home two hours of twists and turns west of Glasgow. His dad, who had driven the route many time before, threw the car round the corners so much that the first thing I did when we arrived was open the car door and vomit all over their drive. Good start! I actually don't remember too much about the rest of the weekend (it was a very long time ago), but his mum did try to ply me with porridge for breakfast made with water and added salt (the "true" Scottish way). That didn't go down well -- actually it didn't go down at all, after one taste. Never did get invited back again...
@BudgieFan101 Жыл бұрын
"Hand that Rocks the Cradle" ROTFL
@SharonStott-m9o6 күн бұрын
This was the funniest I've seen Kevin Bridges! Brilliant,I think he's the best comedian in Great Britain! ❤
@andrekruse37273 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for you to upload this for months!
@eclap782 жыл бұрын
Absolutely outstanding, I'm a massive fan of Kevin Bridges, have been for over 10 years now. I can watch your stand up over and over pal and it never gets old. Never change, you and Frankie Boyle are the best!
@1TheWhiteKnight18 ай бұрын
Best comedian in years
@digsumdirt3 жыл бұрын
Hoose Rice ftw never get tired of this bit, top level comedy & timing ♥
@cianoaichir27252 жыл бұрын
All the house rice's laughing at you 😂😂🇮🇪
@waterfordgeezer3 жыл бұрын
houserice!
@gazbason4 ай бұрын
6:21 that noise 😂😂😂
@lyndsaycrawford2 жыл бұрын
“Where’s awe the yella shite” brilliant! Hoose rice
@cheapy20062 жыл бұрын
'Who? Hoose Rice?!?' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lillyanderson7532 жыл бұрын
My first sleepover was at my Nigerian friend’s house... my parents’ motto might have been ‘sure ya won’t die’ but after seeing what was on the other end of the spectrum I found myself feeling quite grateful for their style of parenting
@randyschwaggins2 жыл бұрын
Did you 'go black'?
@mojorisen78122 жыл бұрын
@@randyschwaggins Well it's been 2 weeks and she hasn't came back so that kinda speaks for itself.
@randyschwaggins2 жыл бұрын
@@mojorisen7812 she DMd me mate
@Miobambino2 жыл бұрын
The doofer! That’s automatically understood that that’s the remote control. In my family everyone knows what the “Doofer” is 🤣🏴
@luminousfractal4202 жыл бұрын
Same in Cardiff 😂 wonder where that started
@ck16432 жыл бұрын
And Belfast 😂
@MrJacobThrall Жыл бұрын
I know "doofer" as a generic "thingummy" word - so yeah, it's the remote, but, depending on context, it could also be a screwdriver, ladle, sewing-machine bobbin, unnamed bracket clip thing for holding a van door open, etc, etc, etc...
@giselleross20982 жыл бұрын
1 of my favourite Kev I N sketches, so many good lines but to finish with get something in that frying pan ya boot is genius 😂😂
@bobsbrain3973 жыл бұрын
Been down with the flu this past couple days, this clip gave me a much needed teary-eyed laugh, cheers for uploading
@markrooney5373 жыл бұрын
Didn't think people caught the flu anymore
@johnnewton83342 жыл бұрын
Hope you feel better!
@psdeas75302 ай бұрын
My kids and their friends had a code for, “Get me outta here!!” It was, “Are you in your pjs, yet?”😂
@whodearmedearnodear9 ай бұрын
Hey Kevsta. I always come back to this for a laugh and a distraction from the fact they both my parents have passed. So thanks for the laughs. You fcuking funny❤❤
@zel3996 Жыл бұрын
This is entirely why I will have a code phrase that signifies that my kid(s) don’t want to stay over or stay somewhere any longer It’ll be something simple like “have you fed the dog yet”
@DJimmenze2 жыл бұрын
The accuracy is incredible 😂
@micheleturley87582 жыл бұрын
Genius; genius; genius
@jesse90382 жыл бұрын
probably the funniest bit from any comedian ive ever seen
@delanodegenie69702 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but this guy is second to only Peter Kay when it comes to telling stories about childhood... Absolutely brilliant!
@monkeytennis88612 жыл бұрын
Apology accepted as you're talking pure shite
@harrytyrrell2124 Жыл бұрын
It’s true, for some reason whenever you go round your friend’s house they order from a place that you’ve never even been to or ever knew existed
@bry_outside50812 жыл бұрын
absolutely howling at this. Not least because I am hooserice. Mam always cooked basmati at home if we had takeaway. God only knows what pals coming to stay would have said to their parents about my gaff hahahaaha
@ahmedashour8177 Жыл бұрын
May be you were the HUSRICES
@ALLMETAL197015 күн бұрын
basmati is a great rice, i don't blame you.
@B33FY20112 жыл бұрын
Would love to get tickets to see Kevin Bridges. He's one of, if not the funniest comedian's in Britain at the minute. My life goal to see him live.
@declanthomas71592 жыл бұрын
Couldn't really relate to this as a kid, always liked going over to my mate's house to stay over. And then it occurred to me... I was Leeds' answer to House Rice.
@lyndsaycrawford Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I mind one of yer pals always had like an aunt that would let you stay out dead late n drink n smoke in the house. But it was usually a pure trainspotting house. Wipe your feet on the way out kinda flat. Round About 2am I’d be lying there thinking wish I’d just went home!!
@benjohnson99303 жыл бұрын
Houserice 😂😂
@anthonyfalconer14242 жыл бұрын
I watch all comedians worth their salt. This might be the greatest skit of all time. So relatable haha
@genokemp24332 жыл бұрын
Bloody brilliant 🤣
@Beanie35003 жыл бұрын
Lol he’s talking about house rice and a rice ad comes up halfway through, I can’t believe it 🤣
@lj71692 жыл бұрын
No it didn't
@joshuahall2082 жыл бұрын
One of the best sketches of all time !!
@JasonAFlintham2 жыл бұрын
I’m starting to understand why I never had friends in school. Video games on a 3rd party controller, My mother not paying the extra for something on a takeaway menu she could get at home (usually a bread roll from the chippy but same basic principle), A bedroom clock that ticks slightly too loudly, I was Hooserice! 😭
@trolltothebank3 жыл бұрын
Lol I’ve been waiting for this clip for months.
@meagain3876 Жыл бұрын
Kevin's unfamiliar foods in his takeaway brought back this memory: When I stayed at my best friend's house for the very first time, I was served apple pie with a tub of orange yogurt poured over it instead of the expected custard/cream/ice cream. This orange yoghurt luckily only contained shreds of orange peel, rather than chunks of orange (and maybe some orange juice to assist the flavour), but it's still a very odd combination to me. I've never known anyone else eat such a concoction - have you?
@EnglishMike Жыл бұрын
I might have had that combination myself sometime in the past. I don't have pie very often, but now I live in the US, Bird's Custard isn't particularly easy to source, so I usually settle for pouring a pot of fruit yogurt over the slice of apple pie! Wouldn't be at all surprised if mandarin orange yogurt was used on at least one occasion.
@meagain3876 Жыл бұрын
@@EnglishMike hi Mike - thanks for letting me know that yoghurt poured over an apple pie is enjoyed by more than one family. Do your family or friends have yoghurt on pie? Is it something that you have eaten since childhood or did you just decide on the combination due to the lack of Bird's custard? Btw, I used to send my brother salad cream and packs of Vesta curries to the Caribbean and mainland USA (I think that the Vesta curries were freeze-dried - they certainly didn't need keeping in the fridge/freezer - excellent for making up in a staff cabin on a cruise ship). The salad cream cost a fortune to mail. I was pleased when he moved somewhere where he could source UK products - initially part of an aisle in a supermarket stocked UK stuff, then he found a British shop and was so happy. I hope that you can convince a family member or friend to send you some Bird's custard. After all, a single use packet does not weigh that much (I'm thinking about the eye-watering cost of salad cream). You shouldn't be without custard powder. If anyone comes for a visit from the UK, they should bring you at least five packets plus whatever else you're missing from the UK.
@hughoreilly57282 жыл бұрын
Quietly sneaking out of a sleepover early is a nightmare. The tiniest things seem to make a hellish noise... Creaking floorboards, a wee unexpected early morning fart coming out, turning the key in the lock, slowly shutting the door and then... RUN!
@AlexRG83 жыл бұрын
House Rice 😅
@bravenew19342 жыл бұрын
I too always thought when ordering takeout that it “made more sense” or something to boil some rice already in the house than to order in a tray or two for several times the price and no joke ever since seeing this whenever ordering takeout I haven’t dared boil a single pot since, even at the considerable risk of not having enough rice. There’s just too great a stigma now.
@Calcearius2 жыл бұрын
You're still a hoose rice, too late to change now hoose rice ;)
@mojorisen78122 жыл бұрын
Wee hoose rice. Mud sticks kid lol.
@bravenew19342 жыл бұрын
There are likely far more hoose rices out there than one might think. We are legion and one day we will rise again and take our rightful place. In all likelihood, at some point midway between the Bridges’ and the Cassidys’ residence ✊ 🍚 🚩
@Hugh.G.Rectionx2 жыл бұрын
@@bravenew1934 aye sure you will hoose rice
@Hendo92 жыл бұрын
Still makes me laugh to this day. Cannot wait for the new tour! Roll on next October.
@spazkong2 жыл бұрын
Totally got me with this. We've all been there at some point!
@mikee1012 жыл бұрын
As a 32yo who grew up in the 90s.. this is f'n hilarious!
@stuartjameson6225Ай бұрын
Funniest comedy bit I’ve ever seen. I’ve rewatched this so many times. 😂
@Calcearius2 жыл бұрын
I'm Scottish and the same age as Kevin and this brings back so many memories of my childhood lol
@markmcgowan73402 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite sketches.. Thank you
@777jimothy2 жыл бұрын
Amazing storytelling brings me back to when I was a young un eating weird food at my mates house scared to flush the chain in the bathroom incase it was bad etiquette