Matcha Tea Sausage (Not Suitable for Young Viewers)

[@CrisssCross]

Ah, the age restriction is because of the sponsor. Here I was wondering what he was gonna do with that matcha powder.

[@OrdinarySausage]

;)

[@quantumblur_3145]

The wink means he will snort it

[@Cripplified]

@@OrdinarySausage Matcha Tea Enema video when?

[@TwinWulfies]

​@@Cripplified stop.

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

I was fearing something worse than the balut sausage, for some reason.

[@Will37k]

My 10 year old son eats matcha powder like it's candy. He was destroyed to say the least when he wasn't able to watch this episode.

[@OrdinarySausage]

Keep him away from this episode

[@spejik]

i hope he doesn't eat it because of its aphrodisiac properties

[@markb5249]

Ya sure that much caffeine is good for a 10 year old?

[@jaxblonk5127]

​@@markb5249 eh, depends on the kid I reckon; between baseline tolerances and the possibility of ADHD contributing a paradoxical stimulant effect it could actually be good for helping them focus and get their homework and stuff done. Plus hey, tike can have a lil heart palpitations, as a treat. Go off kid. Enjoy your matcha.

[@Fizzlehound945]

He'll understand when he's older lol

[@lordofhell666]

I love when my chef cuts candlecocks on the cutting board before making my sausage. It gives it such a unique flavor!

[@OrdinarySausage]

Same here!

[@theeth3242]

Adding the ball gag to the Adam & Eve Mannequin with the Knife in it I think really helps the tie together the Sausage Basement's Serial Killer aesthetic

[@LightDogFang]

Some people refuse to be sponsored by Adam and Eve, some get sponsored but Only talk a few words. My man Mr Sausage shows off the box of products he got with demonstrations. A true hero.

[@dannymartin4834]

Next time a sausage doesn’t blow try using the performance pump.

[@OrdinarySausage]

that’s good advise

[@aghostofthepast]

This guy will solve world hunger

[@TheDarkLordK]

​@@OrdinarySausagewill it pump

[@PureZOOKS]

"They are very generous with the numbers on the performance pump" Brother sausage. is it not in centimetres?

[@dkznikolaj7013]

He is violently american

[@GiraffeFlavored]

By the looks of it the marks genuinely look like neither, I think they're just nonsense. Americans know what centimeters are :)

[@aydenperry2622]

as someone who owns geese this sausage looks remarkably like a goose turd after they've been snacking on grass

[@stinkyfungus]

Yeah... it does. Little big though - the doots Nene goose im familiar with are about the size and shape of a green cheeto puff. Your geese must have gargantuan okoles...

[@Just_A_Guy_Here.]

Yep, everywhere I go where theres an open field of grass you would find more than one piece of geese turd, the turd being almost the same color as the grass around.

[@michaelrigney9682]

That box has to be legally classifiable as a biohazard by now

[@cheesycoke]

That styrofoam head with a ball gag and a knife stuck in it looks straight out of a serial killer's house

[@elijahjohnson2055]

I hope he keeps that locked up on the regular.

[@elijahjohnson2055]

Like seriously imagine someone finding that and having to explain "see I got this youtube channel".

[@julianrhodes7096]

>Puts ungodly, unmeasured amount of Matcha in ground meat >Wonders why it only tastes like tea Never change, Mr. Sausage.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Mr. Sausage doesn't know what a centimeter is

[@custos3249]

Is it a bunch of meters stitched ass to mouth?

[@hyorbu]

I'd say that's a green flag. Gotta think outside the box.

[@custos3249]

Is that a bunch of meters stitched a$$ to mouth?

[@custos3249]

Is it a bunch of meters stitched ass2mouth?

[@dillonh321]

I measure my sausage ;) in toe lengths.

[@JefferyCheney]

The grinch who stole the performance pump? I guess it wasn't just his heart that grew three sizes that day...

[@GiraffeFlavored]

*slow clap*

[@15oClock]

Me, unlocking a memory of watching Austin Powers on TV as a child: "So that's what it does."

[@Asphaltmonkey0]

"Swedish Penis pumps and Me: This sort of thing *is* my bag, baby" By Austin Powers

[@metalnut92]

'I swear baby, that's not mine.' - Mr Sausage

[@biffwellington6144]

Oh, that isn't mine. That sort of thing's not my bag, baby!

[@robertdaykin1661]

@@biffwellington6144 Swedish Made Performance Pumps And Me - This Sort Of Thing Is My Bag, Baby! By Austin Powers

[@Jason_Altea]

​@@biffwellington6144 And here next we have a book, "Swedish Penis Pumps and You: This Sort of Thing is Absolutely My Bag, Baby" written by Austin Powers with you on the cover.

[@resuemannet]

It's impressive how well Mr. Sausage does at keeping me interested for the ad read. I hope the sponsors are paying extra, because it's earned.

[@sirusburningham4521]

"No advice, only judgements"

[@lazydraws2188]

5:03 WOW! thats me! i never thougth my art would actually be featured! thank you so much! (although the reddit screencap is wrong lol)

[@omniultimate]

Adam & Eve should play this episode in their store on repeat 😂

[@stillblazinkush]

It’s like the grinch that stole the performance pump is wild 😂

[@maxbracegirdle9990]

"and you wouldn't believed it, but his Wang grew 3 sizes that day..."

[@aDaySears]

I dunno if it's me but these episode get 10x more funnier when Adam & Eve sponsors this stuff.

[@BruceAlarie]

and 10 x more nasty

[@zaclassiterdrums]

My father works in the sales offices at Adam & Eve so I always send him these episodes to show where their money is going

[@anophelesnow3957]

Does he bring you gifts? What is the best sex toy your father has given you?

[@jbomb7867]

This is the panera lemonade of sausages. If you're sausaging along at home maybe dont eat the whole thing that's gotta be like 400mg of caffeine

[@microwave221]

The underserved energy sausage market

[@nickbrown5201]

The heart attack sausage

[@solDelta]

the sausage that kills you

[@Galvatron102]

The sausage of death

[@GiraffeFlavored]

Matcha has like half the caffeine of coffee, and he probably put a few cups worth in the meat. That one sausage might be 1, maybe 2 max cups of matcha. Or less than 1 cup of coffee

[@philtheairplanemechanic]

"it's like a reverse poop" is maybe one of the more unhinged things you've said

[@GiraffeFlavored]

So.. anal

[@jacobjoygames3999]

That's the Krabby Patty that killed the health inspector 2:10

[@johnsanko4136]

The "Mazeltov!" broke me lmaooo

[@guymanuel4260]

What monstrosity am I gonna experience this time.

[@aruce9]

This is one of the most cursed episodes of will it sausage

[@TheGhostFart]

aged like milk

[@jeremyfischer7856]

The swolsage at the end is immaculate.

[@Thomas-hx3pr]

I would like to congratulate you Mr. Sausage. You have successfully sold me an item through KZbin advertising. In the last two decades of watching TV and KZbin I have not once decided to purchase an item due to entertainment marketing, until now. Thanks for the candle ad.

[@Thomas-hx3pr]

It's everything I wanted.

[@DandyCabbage]

3:33 “Why have you gagged me father? I love you!”

[@Yurt_enthusiast7]

The grounded meat through the pump followed by the grean cloud is probably the coolest effect I've seen in a while😅

[@TABBYMUSIC]

You know it’s gonna be a good episode when it has (not suitable for young viewers) in the title

[@druidicdwarf]

I have a feeling we're gonna set a record for performance pump sales after this video

[@FancifulProdigy]

"You wanna see something unnerving!?" Oh, I wonder what he's gonna do? Oh.

[@Xxn00bslayerxX39]

MAZEL TOV

[@TheAveragePalico]

DEMONITIZED!

[@cavalierliberty6838]

NGL I tensed up.

[@varaffxiv2219]

I fucking JUMPED. Good lord I did not need that.

[@biffwellington6144]

"Being strong in tea flavor isn't really... really... I mean, how hard is it?" If only the pump could talk, you'd know the answer to that question.

[@hereticd3]

the most ceremonial of sausages, truly i am in awe...

[@echomikoart]

You can tell Mr sausage genuinely has fun when A&E sponsors him. Makes the episode a lot better

[@PhillyCh3zSt3ak]

This would have been a great St. Patty's Day sausage because green.

[@jaipeterson2703]

Shamrock shake sausage 😭

[@dafuqpug1746]

​@@jaipeterson2703he already did that :D

[@dafuqpug1746]

​@@jaipeterson2703oh you meant he didn't made that on St Patty's either

[@ulamgexe7442]

How unfortunate it barely blew on the Valentine's day episode :'(

[@cavalierliberty6838]

I mean, it sounds like most guy's valentines days.

[@ffwast]

Don't talk about Mrs Sausage that way!

[@CaliZephyr]

That's what the performance pump is for

[@lxmcf]

I still haven't recovered from the sponsored sausage... That styrofoam head with forever haunt me

[@stanko00001]

If Mark Ruffalo wins his first Oscar, you should make a full Will It Blow episode.

[@johnchoy4896]

2:30 "That was the matcha water." Do you mean tea?

[@nld8985]

There was a tiny chance you wouldnt be demonetized.... but the sausage being sucked into the enlargement pump . . . . . No way you could come back from that 😂😂😂

[@azfk]

Yay, whatever the hell this is!

[@jerboa-1979]

literally in seconds

[@jerboa-1979]

WAIT ITS FUCKIN AZFK!!!!

[@TSBsClan]

yooo

[@fleshtaffy]

I always wonder what my neighbors think when they walk by my apartment and hear this guys voice.

[@ph0sgene967]

"Cleanup at the elephant exhibit" got me good

[@thedoctoradvocate8251]

I was so confused by the vile smoke coming from the meat at 2:00 until I realized it was matcha powder

[@nekomimicatears]

Ikr, I was super concerned for a second lol

[@Palmit_]

00:00:03 "hey there folks and welcome back.... i guess" - edit: Uh!! just noticed it's an Adam and Eve .. this is gonna be a good un!

[@ericjessee]

"Forget being the sausage king of Chicago, because I'm the d**k candle king of the continental United States!" Mr. Sausage continues to create sentences we never thought we needed to hear.

[@eskovich]

The "demonetized" bit reminds me of Rob and Corinne from Threadbanger back in the day haha

[@davonstark3603]

This video is filled with so many amazing quotes, thank you once again for blessing us Mr. Sausage.

[@Samsquanch6969]

It's so green. So impossibly green. 10/10 episode mr. Snausage

[@meltingatom]

You can only make so many suasage innuendos before you get an Adam and Eve sponsorship

[@TheOneandOnlyCSG]

Adam and Eve is such an unhinged sponsor for this channel

[@Mykasan]

missed opportunity to cook this in heart shape.

[@Cheemysmasher]

This is the hardest I have ever laughed at a youtube video. Just found this guy's channel and 3 vids in I'm laughing so hard and often I almost gave myself an asthma attack. Keep up the good work!

[@snausages43]

“It tastes like breakfast cereal.” When I went to Japan I found a matcha flavored cereal and it was fantastic.

[@theironrubberduck]

I feel like this has potential with the right seasonings to taste pretty good if you're used to matcha

[@stankmongerjones]

you use that pump too much and your sausage will end up looking like the end product

[@STIMPLETON]

0:47 You guys wanna see something unnerving? *SMASHING SFX*

[@briannicholson5747]

Most appropriate sponsor for a sausage video possible, I'd say.

[@inkseaa]

Adam and Eve sponsored videos are one of my favorite genres of Ordinary Sausage content.

[@MrMisterDerp]

3:33 I almost choked on my bagel

[@sonicfreak04]

Its like something japan 7/11, larsons, family mart, basically every japanese convenience store would offer.

[@Afmedic85]

Family Mart was the best! I loved their spicy nuggets. Also a great place to get Chu hi's. I got wasted on them on more than one occasion.

[@VinnyCage]

2:55 The new segment on the show: Will it suck?

[@CaptainBanjo-fw4fq]

3:53 Adam and Eve have a product to help with that.

[@RealPVMovies]

I don't know how he managed to do it, but he somehow made me feel violated, cutting that candle like that.

[@marshallh7785]

"its like the grinch that stole the performance pump..."

[@pollyphemeus]

I havent laughed this hard at a video alone in so long! Amazing content. The adam and eve episodes are always top tier

[@IdiotDoomSpiral69]

this sausage looks like it came from a very sick gorilla

[@anastasiaftw5454]

Thank you for interrupting my sad moment, Mr. Sausage. Truly the best episode to date.

[@BACCHUS777]

You missed so many Mark Ruffalo Hulk jokes here, total disaster.

[@tehkuwen5222]

Holy crep, it was my first time suggesting a sausage and Mr sausage went through with it, I’m honored 😳

[@GalacticGamerYT]

Now make a sausage espresso using that espresso machine you got.

[@CplVelasco]

"It's not mine, baby"

[@KN-tt7xu]

Here i thought there was going to be matcha powder snorting 😢

[@laughingyeen2332]

I cant believe he missed the opportunity to make the song "This magic moment while your sausage is so close to mine"

[@surprisedchar2458]

Mr. Sausage really getting that bag from the sausage candle.

[@user-zr2pz8rr2l]

Mr. Sausage is more responsible than 80% of other KZbinrs.

[@goober112]

Bro got code sausage on adam & eve. 🤣

[@yourguysheppy]

The wet matcha looks like moss on the cutting board. Anyway, when's the moss sausage?

[@blomblorpf]

What the hell is a performance pump. No, nevermind. I don't wanna know.

[@memeinstein6965]

Mr. Sausage, I think Adam and Eve intended for you to use the device for sausage related incidents. It looks like the size needed to suction out clogged parts of the grinder to make cleaning easier on some of the clog prone sausages in the grinder

[@azataylor1]

They maybe didn't assume you needed it, just maybe assumed you weren't perfectly happy with your ordinary sausage

[@AlsoMeowskivich]

imagine how well the sausage would have performed without the pump, though

[@Anonymous47373]

We need a cornstarch sausage

[@Itsbully06]

bro took the "will it blow" a little too seriously this time around

[@BruceAlarie]

hes the only guy i know who can make demonitized funny

[@BoJittins]

Never in my entire life did I think you'd be sponsored by... well the sausage factory

[@corychristensen5917]

You looked like Dante from Clerks when you had your goatee

[@OrdinarySausage]

you look like Cory Christensen

[@corychristensen5917]

@OrdinarySausage the Cory Christensen look is bit a good look, hahahaha. I love Clerks and your channel. Keep it up

[@Gregsusername]

Man you could say that this “will it blow” kinda blowed

[@Bearimo]

the code sausage has never been used more perfectly than on adam and eve

[@stevenweinstein1883]

Getting the “SAUSAGE” promo code for Adam and Eve is quite the honor

[@TheLocomono9]

I mean… we need an edible underwear sausage with this sponsor. And like maybe a viagra/male enchancement sausage. See how hard we can make a sausage

[@archibald3787]

The mixed matcha and raw pork looks like what comes out of a clogged lawnmower

[@2UNIEK]

Thank god for sponsorblock extension.

[@Stoned_Raccoon]

I've never wanted to watch a sponsor until today.

[@lucasdaun1903]

"I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine. I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby."

[@KL96012]

I thought he was gonna snort the matcha like cocaine

[@mcpingas]

god this is the best this series has ever been