Original Techno Viking Remastered | Ultra High Sound Update

A Legend was born......
Techno Vikings Pet:
• Alien Dance | Crazy Da...

[@FrankValchiria]

legend says the viking video returns ever 7 years to remind us of what epic means.

[@wayneorourke6207]

Man will return with a Thor gut still tearing it up 💪💪💪

[@wayneorourke6207]

👉

[@t0kio-822]

u god them right

[@jeffdaily9196]

I'm sure arrangements can be made to rip his skinny ass out of bed, drop him off in downtown Baghdad and see how long he lasts...

[@wayneorourke6207]

@@jeffdaily9196 wooh this man is like the Viking Rambo,, don't let him point you in the right direction 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gfg31000]

1:16 Techno Viking doesn’t ask for water. People ask Techno Viking to have their water.

[@thefart]

especially when it has drugs in it

[@alwaysflying6540]

Hahahaha I was thinking the same thing

[@KenHiroshi627]

upsidedown water

[@gfg31000]

K C that GHB need to be spread in the whole bottle

[@TheM0nsterX]

It was a mix of poison and cocaine water

[@Scorpio_Rising_1]

21 years have passed and we are still waiting for his triumphant return.

[@Miki-hk6vy]

I'm kind of really sad that he hates this video bc he was high as hell but he's a legend(even scared the shit out of the guy who pushed the girl)

[@jainee4507]

It will happen one day

[@daviddavidson2111]

Is It really 21 years? Christ that reminds me how old I am.

[@vallenvvanderbilt1114]

@@Miki-hk6vy he made it up with the guy at the end of that night , he stuck himself right up him , had the most amazing amphetamine fuelled up banging romp well beyond anything he could ever possibly imagine , smelling of his manly lumberjack natural cologne was outa his mind in XTC , he's still going out with him today ,they are boyfriends and he studies plants .😉😜👌👋

[@WorldCupWillie]

Didn't a journalist track him down and he didn't want to go public because he's now a lawyer?

[@aaronali8950]

If anyone can save 2020, it's this dude...

[@bilijeanz]

Assassin's Creed Valhalla main character.

[@tamakichi3328]

おれも思ったわそれ！

[@brianbg9413]

Yes

[@martinlansen7986]

Yeah boy

[@kuykasamjoktar6191]

The concept of Viking Assassin is oxymoron. Seriously, the developers must stop the milking of Assassin Creed series.

[@henrikandreason7261]

This will be the background music i have on when i play it.

[@dorondavid4698]

I like that he's dancing but at the same time scanning his surroundings for threats

[@mls.design]

I guess he has truly Viking genes in his blood

[@thegougy]

@@mls.design plus plenty of other stuff :))

[@Xangoose1]

2020 energy bruh

[@XxTheGreatDestroyerx]

Big Iron real Mac vibes 😂

[@G_Moos]

The guy he grabs at the beginning tried to steal from the blue hair girl

[@mikef3300]

Odin himself is standing at the gates of Valhalla waiting to welcome the techno Viking home

[@JKentF]

Wrong! Odin himself is standing at the gates of Valhalla, waiting to be let it by the Techno Viking.

[@666Malbojia]

This is the glue that has been holding my life together for the past 15 years…

[@Stefan-wp2qr]

Damn 😢

[@B1G_Dave]

I love the way the parade only moves when the Viking is ready

[@Raubritter1052]

The Viking is just following the car/convoy infront of him. Yes, im fun at partys.

[@oneof13forestpeople97]

Water man giving him the life juice deserves more credit

[@fyou1120]

hes boss

[@Kengdarot]

@@oneof13forestpeople97 "water" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ankurshah23]

The flow is too true to be real.

[@leaveyofairarmy185]

He attacc He protecc But, most importantly, he dances to tecc

[@monstercadaver]

Wanted to like your comment, but your count is 👌🔥 Edit: like count was 666.

[@ForgottenSoul]

And he can read

[@TheWindigoBrothers]

Such Confidence and power

[@leaveyofairarmy185]

@@TheWindigoBrothers he's the keeper of Odin's Will!

[@dmitrilvov]

and worst of all - the "saviour" litters, despite having empty front pockets to keep the bits of paper until he finds a trash bin

[@DepecheModeDaddy]

Someone should adapt this into a movie or series on Netflix . The story would be about an underground rave scene infiltrated by an under cover dancing viking !

[@JR-wj9bh]

That plot would bore the shit out of everyone.

[@erikowings6729]

being a 40 yr old small business owner with a 1 year old son I should probably be watching the debate. Instead I watched this

[@LC-mz7ev]

And you enjoyed it more than the debate.

[@mordicuspb]

Just vote the trash out and watch youtube

[@thomjones9719]

Vote Trump and all is fine.

[@glipk]

Techno viking should be our president

[@ChrisZukowski88]

Debate is a waste of time. Technoviking is life.

[@Algenit]

He's not dancing, he's fighting otherworldly being that our mortal eyes can't perceive!

[@mackychloe]

lmao

[@Ooky.]

XD

[@chefdsal1]

It’s a different form of the Shuffle.

[@Rizma44]

loool

[@joshuamoore3515]

😄 classic

[@jasongodwin9454]

When Techno-Viking was born he carried his mother home from hospital....

[@Tazdingo01]

Good one!

[@OldeJanner]

Then are her.🤪

[@silentcontrol85]

😂👌

[@kal_el1129]

This comment made my day!! Haha

[@michellemurry2180]

🤣🤣🤣🖤

[@kaits3polits3inik]

Viking was tearing holes in spacetime with his epic flow of moves. There will be songs about this guy.

[@beardedloon77]

And I have returned for my bi- annual look at the legend that is the techno Viking.

[@clarebaguley4824]

Makes me smile inside and out those were the days 🥰

[@hottubcook5960]

"Trust me.......... youre gona wanna try this water."

[@borrabobos]

Wasser

[@tlvidriss5806]

"Water"

[@killiankilldog5236]

I am Techno Viking a drugged💊 up descendant of Ragnar Lothbrok 🤪😬

[@isopescutudor5924]

"Wanna try the water" god dammit man you made me laugh :)))))))

[@whom1972]

Starts doimg sick moves 🕺🕺🕺

[@DaFuqBoom]

I feel like this guy should've played Aquaman.

[@selenej7292]

The dark lord is here!!!

[@issackliener3065]

Can't be a god from the heavens and a king of the sea at the same time.

[@selenej7292]

@7Ahilles I am english, but with my accent, it sounds more like darrrrrrrrrk lorrrrd haha

[@selenej7292]

@7Ahilles nah your thinking more cockney 1800s style my dude

[@jakabiksz7628]

Rather Lagnar Lothbrok...

[@DreamScapeDronie]

1:29 Now I got your Viking DNA, my transformation is almost complete! Mwahahah!

[@jainee4507]

This meme is timeless never aged a day

[@tyronstormtrist-mager3312]

Odin, “Thor my son - how was the time in Midgard?” Thor, “watch this video father”

[@ThaHandyMan]

🤣😂👍

[@Eradicatordzg]

HE IS WORTHY I KNEW IT

[@renmaruko]

🤣🤣

[@codekantum829]

So funny dude 😂😂😂👍😈

[@lukeredbeard1988]

Odin: "pretty lit I presume"

[@huntrixmata4348]

how does one man manage to be so manly yet so funky and fresh at the same time

[@paullell9749]

There can only be one!

[@ferrarif1360]

Vidal Sassoon invigorating shampoo and conditioner. it both cleans and moisturizes at the same time. It's all about efficiency, just look at his face as he dances. Not everyone could dance pissed off, it's efficient.

[@Only_God_Is_Allah_SWT]

One word: Speed. Makes people on high alert.

[@janainatrufanov4122]

@@ferrarif1360 Oh, man. I realized that too kkkkkkkkk

[@johnmitchell2269]

Viking DNA.

[@JCORR76]

TheTechnoviking, his friend, the girl with the blue wig and the water boy are KZbin myths!

[@adagios1]

When the pandemic is over I will wander the streets of Helsinki just like this D

[@MOSSFEEN]

@Clark Kent I think it was 30K

[@paulcurry6800]

@Clark Kent noway he did not 👎

[@damianhonegger9731]

This guy will always be the living definition of the word BOSS.

[@peacesearcher4598]

Legend has it only disciples can enter his circle.

[@BeardAxeMcAxeBeard]

He's a true alpha male

[@jeremypedro6757]

True this Brother.

[@davidvelasco7420]

2 u only biatch

[@jorisbonson386]

Big old silly sausage?

[@itsalwayssunnyingoa2963]

I've studied this man for years, watched him dance, observed all his moves and now I'm ready for the greatest dance battle the world has ever seen

[@josemontoya7083]

😂 I be there too

[@joserancel6255]

Te la mandaste...😂😂😂

[@cryonix380]

You bring nothing but shame to mankind. Do you really think you can step up to the Techno Viking you fool?

[@boberbib3178]

If people can leave his ass alone.let the dude dance every minute some dumb ass kips on bother him.

[@jonathanarras1281]

You wouldn’t last a min against the technoviking

[@jonasmcrae2]

Had never seen the part when the Viking stepped up for that girl at the start, well done Viking!

[@Angie-in8wc]

That’s the part that sent it viral

[@markwilhelmsson385]

That's not a girl...

[@SenshiCrow]

@Clark Kent rightfully. He lost his job the next day because of that video.

[@_blank-_]

@@SenshiCrow Really? On the other hand, he was in public so...

[@SenshiCrow]

@@_blank-_ True indeed. If I remember correctly, he hadn't slept for days and was on drugs at that time, and stopped taking any drugs (which he only took for parties) just after that

[@adriangarciafishing7498]

Legend has it, if you visit Germany at night you can hear the music an the sound of the legendary viking boots on the pavers

[@culleyderouin7434]

Nobody's gunna mention the homie with the water? Saved a life with that move.

[@W00dland_90]

Pro gamer move

[@afullmx]

stay hyrated boi

[@MuddahFukkah]

xDDDDDDDD

[@JakeNoland]

da real mvp.

[@INBCPC1994]

Homie? That water probably had drugs in it lol

[@tobydion3009]

I hope there's a Techno Viking easteregg in Assassin's Creed Valhalla.

[@hotbaconbap6485]

Keep talking about it and hopefully a developer see's 😂

[@Nemesiz00]

There can't be one, perhaps a very slight one, cause the original techno viking started suing people for spreading his image

[@hotbaconbap6485]

@@Nemesiz00 they could pay him to use it...

[@Mark-AnthonyJ]

Genius!!!!

[@9duckman9]

They’ll get sued by the TECHNO VIKING.

[@francylee4093]

And it still echos...that this great Techno Viking is still out there dancing 🎊🎉🎶🎶🎶 somewhere in the world 🌍

[@stephenmaharaj3242]

I wanna be your viking

[@anarchistangler]

This guy's saga is gonna last longer than the real Vikings.

[@liljoe501]

This was taken in 2000. Twenty years old and still being played.

[@riccoratzo]

2000 is already 20 years ago... wtf... time flies

[@n3ptuchan848]

not only that the guy is german was not happy at all about all the Internet attention and did let the most videos strike down. i think he gave up on striking all videos since he still got a lot of positive feedback worldwide about how cool he was and putt that first guy back in position. but yeah he was very pissed after the video went viral back then.

[@handpl]

@@n3ptuchan848 yeah that's a weird one I can see this kind of spotlight as a welcome mat for tv commercial deals, if played right, they would be on him like seagulls on a pack of fries

[@n3ptuchan848]

@@handpl i mean if i recall it correctly it was a hastle for him and it did negativly interfere with his normal live ehmm so i see the point of rolling your eyes and thinking make it stop. think of it would happen to you and it is getting so out of hand that you can't even go normal shopping without people invading your privat space. must be really horror.

[@apov6744]

@@riccoratzo time flies. correct

[@Aladinscave]

Chuck Norris has a poster of Techno Viking on his bedroom wall.

[@tommyboy.9246]

RelentlessRacing Chuck Norris taught him to dance while waiting for the kettle to boil

[@Aladinscave]

@@tommyboy.9246 😂😂😂👍

[@SexyMadafaka007]

Ohh don’t push it boi

[@mike121121]

BOOM!

[@jpennel25]

Tommy Isaacs the kettle boiled and techno Viking came over for a ⭕️ jerk

[@JeanP]

this should be in everyone's favorites....13 yrs later and i'm still watching this lol...unreal but classic

[@fairdinkumcobber5685]

after 2020😠 2021😡 and 2022🤬 the world desperately needs this viking⚡ more than ever....

[@TheNIKOLAKISS]

SEE YOU IN 7 YEARS WHEN YOU TUBE DECIDE TO RECOMEND THIS AGAIN

[@hazbiniznow89]

ITS TIME TO STOP

[@rayzer5677]

i will be 20 years old after 7 years

[@FrikInCasualMode]

LOL Indeed.

[@pedrocarrillo9037]

@@rayzer5677 who asked

[@thesecondchillguy5697]

See ya.

[@Ju4nk4br0wn]

Techno Viking doesn’t dance to the music, the music dances to Techno Viking.

[@janainatrufanov4122]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@jorisbonson386]

Ironically with the number of remixes of this video you are actually correct

[@stevenstojanovski5847]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevenstojanovski5847]

@@jorisbonson386 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@paulbarryarabit2112]

"the strong must protect the weak" -Techno Viking, probably

[@dannygreyscale4023]

Every time i see this, I absolutly can't believe this man is real, he looks like an perfect game character lol

[@JKentF]

He’s equal parts Zangief and Paul Phoenix. I wouldn’t want to be his girlfriend….. God, can you imagine the orgasms she gets? You’d never walk normally again, and be in a wheelchair by the age of 30.

[@mpg272727]

Damn this dude be looking like hes gonna ask you to fetch his grandfathers sword from a cave filled with Draugr

[@darkcrusader.]

@@finianmcgowl3317 tf you talking about weirdo?

[@finianmcgowl3317]

@@darkcrusader. you know what I mean. Nine teen thous cases in North eng land, add in the thous ands throughout North Europe.. this guy is a nice fellow, but will not lift a sword or finger to stop the Actual pillage of his town.

[@juangallego7197]

Funny because it came up on suggestions after I watched a video of Tsun in Sovngarde 😂😂😂😂😂😂 (even though I knew this video from ages ago)

[@unoriginalhazard]

Dude he's the type of guy that goes into the crypt for the sword only to backhand the dragonborn for being a lazy bitch.

[@gabrielmoura7146]

Redbane?

[@aurasfrx]

Might be one of the most important video in history of the internet.

[@TamasLukacs-ltommie]

lol, indeed

[@DylanFahey]

This is why Al Gore and I invented the interwebs.

[@kami3000]

I heard rumours that one of the reasons they invented the internet was to spread this video. But might be just a rumour.

[@malbig2344]

Important how? Plus Techno Viking was really pissed of that the guy that shot this and put on the internet without his permission and is trying to sue him.

[@nomadgaming8702]

This was one of the first viral videos ever existed.

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

This man has reached full self actualization.

[@ZealKingdom]

This guy always struck me as a cross between former UFC fighter Keith Jardine, and Puck from MTV's The Real World.

[@Alpacabowl98]

that guy* who gave him the water was so honored. there is a ton of admiration going on here

[@swada02]

He was so nervous that he presented the bottle upside down lol.

[@dmitrytannill7436]

And the other one, with a red flyer, was damned. Because it was ripped to apart.

[@reichan381]

He comes from afar to give him water Hahahahaha

[@antonioderosa5128]

It's not water lol

[@theodorosladas1576]

The guy with the bottle of water is Slime itself. No way honoured

[@imlinorama]

So, Thor came down from Asgard to chill for a bit. This is gold

[@skyfall5212]

🤣🤣🤣

[@firestriker3580]

Notn

[@mikesawicki5204]

I want the God of War developers to do a recreation of this with Kratos as Techno Viking and Atreus as the water bottle companion

[@mikesawicki5204]

Baldur could be the drunk touchy guy, blue hair lady could be Freya

[@typical_snowflake]

Freya is Baldur's mother so it would be really weird

[@elitedavidhorne8494]

Apparently he's into trees these days and he also met his life partner at this event. He was also super high on speed.

[@TheElMuffin]

Guy hands the viking a bottle to cancel berserker action, it's like he's had to do this a few times before.

[@santiagocrippa2329]

hahahaha!! "berserker action" very good!!

[@stephenrees3502]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@ygorgomes5202]

He saw him in action, last time was in 6th july 1944 .

[@nnikolaj]

Holy water 😂💧

[@olivere9772]

this guy looks tough.

[@LtBill21]

Doom Slayer, Chuck Norris and Techno Viking. The strongest creatures in the world!

[@graegoles8382]

U forgot bob ross, equally powerful but pacifistic

[@torquetheprisoner]

@@graegoles8382 wtf no mr-T damn some foo is about to be pittied

[@JotaroKujo_JJBA]

Ultra Instinct Shaggy, Ricardo Milos, Big Chungus, Thanos...

[@tatonghudas]

Old Spice Guy can turn tickets into diamonds... imagine the compression he did on those damn tickets in a blink of an eye

[@johannisak1652]

Kratos too

[@harrytruman2890]

Me when I finish Skyrim’s main quests and then join the companions at level 73

[@paulabuckett4789]

A moment in time never to be missed. Friends, we have front row seats to greatest show on earth. What a time to be alive.

[@yankees29]

The 90’s was the greatest time to be alive.

[@user-pf4zb6bv9e]

If you wondering why is this video still cool after 20 years the answer is simple It was not scripted modern world!

[@wendyarmstrong823]

20 years old? For real?

[@stechuskaktus2477]

Wendy Marie Armstrong Yes, the video was filmed in Berlin in 2000.

[@michaelangelo789]

Its confidence

[@jameson8682]

How...many years? I feel faint.

[@BM-wf9uf]

This guy looks like the bodyguard that keeps everyone in line in the halls of Valhalla.

[@QueenTheCossackTongued]

A hall monitor?

[@Izzoroth]

What are you talking about? He IS the bodyguard that keeps everyone in line in the halls of Valhalla.

[@Chris-hw4mq]

Imagine 800 years ago this guy coming towards you with an ax to get you

[@AlexAlex-fv2wk]

@@Chris-hw4mq the green fields were suddenly brown and slippery

[@SantaBarbaraSongbird]

The truth is Viking is feeding off the energy of his followers. He's basically a manifestation of why they are and want at this point in time. It's also why they are "less energetic" than him, because they freely give theirs to him

[@astaroth7188]

2:18 the beat is sick :D

[@yohanandreshidalgorios9547]

Track id?:'v

[@MrThunderwing]

This is why it's a bad idea to give Thor Ketamine.

[@pawelwernerczais]

Hahahhahha true :D

[@darthpepe2994]

I fail to see what's bad about it lol

[@ronfino]

@@darthpepe2994 oh lord...

[@darthpepe2994]

@@ronfino ?

[@paolostival6972]

Was probably MDMA

[@SkyBanz]

Everyone else in this video are npc characters

[@Hamdini10]

Non playable characters characters?

[@sawysauce1256]

Very true it looks like a modern geralt walking around 😂

[@Johnnyfcarv]

Sorry that your comment does not have more likes, I’m crying here!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@d.j.mcdonald2856]

Underrated

[@thekidako]

Side characters for sure lol

[@galanoftaa6439]

What a classic! This came from a different era of the internet. Those were the days...

[@SallyJessieRaphael]

His Majesty protected the innocent, quenched his thirst, and did what any good king does. Danced.

[@BigGayIncorporated]

This man is still the ultimate Chad.

[@lordbatsberg2239]

um what he is THE Chad

[@cloudcobain]

No he's the ultimate Nordmann

[@seemose]

Lmao

[@th3graveofwrath354]

The legend that has survived to this day. Techno Viking

[@opium42069]

You have unlocked Ultimate Chadhood.

[@MrsHouseTakeNewVegas]

He's like a magnet, everyone just follows him

[@osquilaley9064]

amazing how he imposes his alpha status with the dance

[@darthpepe2994]

I wanted the 100th like :D

[@andreatoppi5627]

@@osquilaley9064" Look mommy!! He doesnt have a t-shirt, thats why he is alpha!!"

[@seemose]

Na it's just because he has drugs

[@nieczerwony]

Yeah. Very impresive. Lead the gang of junkies.

[@anthonythompson2702]

In years to come, stories will be told by great grand parents, of how one man, used the magic known as techno to control the masses, his followers mindless and impervious to pain. That man ... is the "Techo Viking" the legend... lives forever

[@glenmilner9828]

They say that Technoviking is the only man Chuck Norris is scared of.

[@casiopistachio1107]

This guy would have been a warlord in another era

[@edmaluf]

An Earl.

[@GameLorePage]

@@edmaluf A king

[@MotoRobee]

That era is maybe around the corner.......

[@brownwarrior6867]

He would have died on a Scottish beach from the clap.

[@hungaro5055]

High Warlord, if you know what I mean

[@blackhawks1870]

Who’s watching these during corona virus

[@daniws1972]

Jajaja

[@derekt7206]

Me

[@David-us3xg]

Me three. 🙂

[@llewellyn56]

nothing to do....KZbin all day long

[@llewellyn56]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gX7HlJh3hNBmmKM

[@stealthassasin1day291]

Every so often when I need a a boost of testosterone I come back and watch this Alpha do his thing.

[@DimitriosSpada]

When we lived in freedom and people are still in awake soul.

[@os7349]

The guy who gave him water felt so cool he replenished the dancing viking lol

[@xboxliveguy1000]

LMAOOOOO

[@unusuario5173]

Who wouldn't.

[@reapanomin899]

It's also an obligation to pass to the water bottle upside down.

[@Leonbain]

The techno viking required sustenance without asking.

[@gneyman]

Viking partook of this man's tasty beverage.. lifeforce level - 100%

[@nolanpahmahmie4896]

Hero’s are forgotten, but legends ☝🏽will never die.

[@nolanpahmahmie4896]

CR055F1RE cool.

[@nolanpahmahmie4896]

CR055F1RE your so smart. Who ever said I was quoting that movie anyway? I said it the way I wanted to say it.

[@VanillaGorilla7]

Follow your heart kid you can never go wrong.

[@imrandybutternubs4356]

There you have it folks, the protector of Midgard, just as the sagas tell us.

[@ryanmcgrath339]

This guy is a legend

[@richarddutchholland4780]

Chuck Norris always checks under the bed just in case the Techno Viking is there.....

[@mosone78]

Perfect

[@pepedrago9849]

That's the truth!

[@siegfriedo]

In year 1000 he would be ferociously slashing the enemies, in 2000 he was slashing the beats ever so ferociously.

[@jeffdaily9196]

right

[@goatruso3198]

@Blue&Green Your perception of the world is sad. Go back to the stone ages.

[@mv5596]

Different times... we live in the most peaceful times in human history believe or not.

[@goatruso3198]

@Cale Schnell No it didn't. There's literally no historical evidence to back your claim up. Don't know what the fuck you mean by "You're a slave".

[@goatruso3198]

@Cale Schnell Exactly. Women weren't in the workforce. Great. Rob half the world's population of any control over their own lives. Fuck you. How does stay-at-home mom's equal happier times exactly? Do you know how low the quality of life was back then you fucking idiot? Who are you calling a buffoon? And of course, gotta call me a sheep. A r3tard's favorite word. How am I a sheep exactly? You definitely never hugged a girl.

[@theyesntultra7742]

I heard from someone that the legend has come true, he has returned.

[@robertletosky2268]

How you think you look at the rave when the drugs hit

[@bonk2540]

This guy will be remembered forever as techno viking and im glad he will.

[@aniervg166]

Sadly he dint agree with the character, who knows how far he couldve gotten to this day lol

[@henrikmonkee]

Lol yea he didn't like it one bit and tried to sue everyone using him, he is famous nonentheless.

[@chriswhited]

then the world will end...............hhmmm

[@raycolon4979]

Legend has it, the man in black shirt still sits in the very same spot Viking told him to sit til this day. 🪑

[@fonusen4792]

And now they are married, no joke man, someone posted a article for a interview

[@wallacesousuke1433]

@@fonusen4792 lol I've heard of that before

[@Red-bw5kl]

@@fonusen4792 ew

[@benjihalfwelshlikealion9454]

@@fonusen4792 what? He's gay?

[@benjihalfwelshlikealion9454]

@@fonusen4792 that's bullshit it's a fake story. And the bloke in the photo of that story doesn't even look like techno viking. Stop believing everything you read on the internet. I've found a few stories saying different things. Nobody knows who techno viking is still. All of the story you read is made up for a joke

[@Carterakaje]

when he pointed his finger is the only moment in history where world conflicts and wars stopped ... And then he walked and people went back to being crazy killing each others.

[@MontyQueues]

every once a million years do the stars align and is born, a techno viking

[@DC42087]

I could just imagine him pillaging a village and then busting out his moves to celebrate

[@finianmcgowl3317]

His village has been infiltrated by Izzzzzzlamarama gangs, actually raping local women.. regularly

[@juanmonsalvo95]

@@finianmcgowl3317 fuck off russian bot

[@DanteKurosaki]

"FOR ODIN!"

[@manudoom92]

Ahahahahha

[@Jabberwokee]

Therapist: “Techno-Viking was years ago - he can’t hurt you now” ... also Techno-Viking:

[@strongself37]

Oh my is he ever a gorgeous, bad ass and can dance. And I like the way he handled the situation. Thank you 💫💛✨

[@clockworkman8210]

to be fair even i got up to leave the room, till i realised techno viking wasnt talking to me

[@funnyanimalcollection2023]

Guy with the water bottle was the inventor of monster energy drink when the formula was in experimental phase.

[@jeffdaily9196]

yo people are sheep

[@kimosabbe50]

KEV GEO ... 😂 🤣

[@kaisyaya8492]

he wanted a sample of that guy saliva to dilute it and make the energy drink primal

[@funnyanimalcollection2023]

@@kaisyaya8492 And so it happened,and the rest is history.

[@audreyogorman2923]

Took his saliva synthesised it then voila

[@user-rr2hq3jg4c]

the legend says that he walked around the earth 2 times already

[@jonathanbalam7220]

Lol

[@morph4116]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anthonyclayton151]

Brilliant lol

[@jackybrown3082]

"he danced around the earth 2 times"

[@Mochi-yo1wy]

Lol

[@WhySoSerious551]

The techno viking is not a being, but a spiritual entity within all of us

[@mrjamessweeney1]

I watched this 7 years ago.. and now I find myself watching it again 🤣🤣

[@cschu879]

The weirdest s*** ever yet I could not stop watching how will I get this sound and vision out of my head only time will tell

[@erikg82]

You have been chosen. You won't.

[@TheNamesArif]

I have no idea what is going on

[@philipjacoby5769]

It will never leave from your mind

[@fightermma]

There is literally a documentary about this guy. Go look it up on KZbin.

[@carlesbazan2969]

First Time? Uh hahaha

[@vithelesic812]

When you play skyrim with too many mods:

[@Cheesesalad]

A tad underrated.

[@paulpm78]

For real bro

[@NotUnymous]

Lol

[@whitemamba3085]

Haha

[@nuwan1262]

If anyone can save 2021, it's this dude...

[@Only_God_Is_Allah_SWT]

No one really here understands how deep these people were in the realms of skunk, acid, ecstasy etc.

[@nalroj]

Verdade muita drogas, todo tipo de drogas

[@attilavidacs24]

There are some people you just don't mess with. This guy is one of those.

[@viktorkadza]

When you realise u was born in wrong era,but still try to enjoy life.

[@Further-South]

Viktor Kadza Jr. Best comment xD

[@stefank.3656]

Dont mind. Live as good as you can. Be as good as you can. Try to bring safety and care back.

[@Nobody-se1nw]

Yeah it's Thor's son magni

[@PokeySoggybottom]

I was into the rave scene in its genesis. It started out as a refuge for freaks and misfits before it became more mainstream and sorta lame. I enjoyed it at the time, but I don't think it warrants a time to pine for. But the 80's...now that was pretty sweet! Anyway, life's what you make it whatever the decade.

[@AlejandroGonzalez-wo5fk]

Were*

[@bravosierra2447]

I’m listening to this on my phone & the sound quality is impressive. Thanks for the improvement.

[@tuomasholo]

2:00 Techno Viking shreds Odin’s demand he return to Valhalla. His work is not done on earth.

[@Alpacabowl98]

he made an oath to protect those on acid, against themselves

[@BrockLanders]

That dude is like 200% German

[@vornamenachname8084]

No thats 50 percent german. We all are mostly double as massive as this dwarf.

[@vilimbubas1302]

And germans or normans are vikings....I think goul\celtic tribes were also original from north, basically all vikings

[@samsungtelevision695]

Vorname Nachname truth

[@stormysmurf]

240+ People know NOTHING bout Genetics or history.

[@samsungtelevision695]

Rachel S it’s very clearly a joke. English not your first language or what?

[@canberktpc6315]

The water guy is so generous even he gave all the vitamins in his body he ever had to the Techno Viking

[@Complicasiian]

Wherever the Techno Viking goes. I will follow.